Post by: pwhodges on 11 Sep 2013, 06:35
(http://i.imgur.com/Xa6szPB.gif)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Sep 2013, 06:38
(http://endlessorigami.com/comics/2011-10-19-pointless_college_degrees.png)
(http://thinkoutsidetheboxtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/funny-pointless-pic.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Sep 2013, 07:13
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18zr1kgxkm48rgif/original.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 11 Sep 2013, 07:36
to the lions with you!!
(http://i.imgur.com/m11z6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XebR2lD.jpg?1)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Sep 2013, 07:53
The only bad thing about starting from the beginning of a pointless thread is that you want to talk about some of the stuff you see but it's extremely old and people will have no idea what you are talking about :(
(http://i.imgur.com/ht6NyF9.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Sep 2013, 08:31
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1416886/oprah-s-bees-o.gif)
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Sep 2013, 08:57
(http://i.imgur.com/hdPbTZZ.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Sep 2013, 08:59
Also, this is just epic (quite large picture though... 4337x4762)
(http://i.imgur.com/ejU41cb.jpg)
I can't remember where I found it.. but I *had* to save it.
http://imgur.com/ejU41cb (http://imgur.com/ejU41cb)
Post by: LeeC on 11 Sep 2013, 11:42
Kara
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Post by: ackblom12 on 11 Sep 2013, 11:49
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Sep 2013, 13:59
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Sep 2013, 14:41
1 - £3.99
2 - £7.99
3 - £12.99 [sic]
And the cashier couldn't be persuaded (or had no means) to charge for them individually.
Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Sep 2013, 14:57
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Sep 2013, 15:00
Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Sep 2013, 15:03
Also now I'm realising I apparently can't read, since you said right there in your original post.
Post by: LeeC on 11 Sep 2013, 15:03
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1235026_541855782554227_1709438140_n.jpg)
'cause if it is I want one!
Post by: Papersatan on 11 Sep 2013, 15:31
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Sep 2013, 15:31
Post by: Kugai on 11 Sep 2013, 15:49
Post by: cesium133 on 11 Sep 2013, 15:52
Post by: ackblom12 on 11 Sep 2013, 16:14
Post by: LeeC on 11 Sep 2013, 17:06
(http://i.imgur.com/ot7Yimy.gif)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Sep 2013, 22:58
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Sep 2013, 23:13
Post by: Sorflakne on 11 Sep 2013, 23:38
(http://c1.likes-media.com/img/0a7c927c36e9f2f7a6a6ac111c2b078a.600x)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Sep 2013, 23:43
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Sep 2013, 23:58
Post by: mtmerrick on 12 Sep 2013, 02:30
Why a new thread?i'm glad i googled this. very cool stuff related to it
[ img ]http://c1.likes-media.com/img/0a7c927c36e9f2f7a6a6ac111c2b078a.600x[ /img ]
http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Sep 2013, 03:02
100page thread bork the board.
Not really; but longer threads have a progressively greater impact on the usage of resources in the server under some circumstances; many boards operate a tighter limit on size than I do here.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Sep 2013, 03:36
I never do when stuff gets technical.
Post by: kyomi on 12 Sep 2013, 04:57
Also, the best part of Frosted Mini-Wheats is at the end of it, when you get the mass of little strands of frosted wheat :3
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Sep 2013, 07:12
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 08:23
Post by: kyomi on 12 Sep 2013, 08:54
The cauldron and potion making is hard to figure out.. I follow the instructions but they aren't clear "Mix until your arms hurt".. how long is that in seconds? That's all it gives me :(
Post by: Welu on 12 Sep 2013, 09:06
I think it was a minute and then the time changes to "you arms hurt".
Post by: kyomi on 12 Sep 2013, 10:02
Either that or just keep eating candy till I have 2-3 times more health then the Dragon...
Post by: lepetitfromage on 12 Sep 2013, 10:19
I'm sticking to bork the board because I have no idea what you just said.
I never do when stuff gets technical.
I'm sticking to bork the board because it sounds cooler.
Bork.
heheheheheheh
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 13:07
in other news
(http://i.imgur.com/hFW8j8Z.jpg)
this is perfect!
Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Sep 2013, 13:12
Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Sep 2013, 13:19
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 13:21
Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Sep 2013, 13:27
Donate for research to cure Capslockalitis today.
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 12 Sep 2013, 13:44
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 13:50
Love how momma cat is teaching him.
Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Sep 2013, 13:53
Random thought (wrong thread, I know!): I always assume cats are female unless it's obviously otherwise (ginger tom, visible testicles). I tend to assume dogs are male. I have no idea why this is.
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 14:00
Actually its a really good show but I have only seen seasons 1 and 2. I don't watch TV much anymore. :psyduck:
Post by: Sorflakne on 12 Sep 2013, 14:36
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Vase_animation.svg/800px-Vase_animation.svg.png)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Vase_animation.gif)
Post by: Jace on 12 Sep 2013, 14:48
Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Sep 2013, 14:50
Post by: mtmerrick on 12 Sep 2013, 15:03
:mrgreen:
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 15:23
I like these work out shirts. Though I don't where these kind of shirts. Maybe after I loose 20 lbs.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA (http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA)
Post by: Sorflakne on 12 Sep 2013, 15:26
Post by: nekowafer on 12 Sep 2013, 18:48
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 18:55
Post by: Kugai on 12 Sep 2013, 19:01
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Sep 2013, 19:12
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d3dbCvo51qdszopo3_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d3dbCvo51qdszopo4_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d3dbCvo51qdszopo5_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d3dbCvo51qdszopo6_250.gif)
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 12 Sep 2013, 19:53
I like these work out shirts. Though I don't where these kind of shirts. Maybe after I loose 20 lbs.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA (http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA)
Source (according to Buzzfeed): http://www.etsy.com/shop/ActivateApparel
I kinda want a bunch of them...
Post by: nekowafer on 12 Sep 2013, 20:09
ANYWAY
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3fc1bdf904b059119604729b3e08215/tumblr_mstvyz693A1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/124596dd1916135dd2bf6a90195d2adf/tumblr_mstvyz693A1qb5gkjo8_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f2bd5e240c8e96d6fed581456c06450c/tumblr_msxeq7dYE11rlpicfo1_250.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/885d7446c57ea91e4f37af1bcedf7d02/tumblr_msfsaxmK851sv32m5o1_400.gif)
(http://www.rjspindle.com/images/log-lady-judge.jpg)
Post by: lepetitfromage on 12 Sep 2013, 20:20
Post by: LeeC on 12 Sep 2013, 20:26
Post by: Carl-E on 12 Sep 2013, 22:51
Post by: Kugai on 12 Sep 2013, 22:55
Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Sep 2013, 22:59
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Sep 2013, 02:46
Post by: LTK on 13 Sep 2013, 02:55
(http://cdn.adpressive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dildo_ad.jpg)Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Sep 2013, 06:30
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 06:36
Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
This is the sort of thing that I would be okay with using a disinfectant for. Touching lots of other people's hands. Though I rarely touch other people, which is on purpose cause ew germs and ew people.
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 07:18
The Ups and Downs of Life (http://i.imgur.com/DD8mhKR.gif)
I can't access the original source from work but I am told its here.
http://www.memecenter.com/gearboy (http://www.memecenter.com/gearboy)
Post by: ankhtahr on 13 Sep 2013, 07:22
Edit:
Also a good David Willis convention sketch about touching lots of other people's hands:
(http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2010-07-22-squirrt.jpg)
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Sep 2013, 08:21
I don't get sick any more frequently than the average person, so I think my system works just fine?
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 08:37
Also: I have seen someone at work use the clearly marked no-water-needed hand sanitizer to wash her hands in the sink. I don't get it.
Post by: LTK on 13 Sep 2013, 08:50
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Sep 2013, 08:55
Post by: LTK on 13 Sep 2013, 09:09
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Sep 2013, 09:32
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Sep 2013, 09:59
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Sep 2013, 10:35
Post by: ankhtahr on 13 Sep 2013, 11:09
Now I'm washing my hands more and more. I don't like the feeling of unwashed hands. Especially in the summer, I always wash my hands, as they get sweaty very easily. Sometimes I come from the toilet, washed my hands, work on my computer for an hour, and then wash my hands again, as my hands became almost sticky. Also I like to keep my keyboards clean. And my trackball doesn't work too great with dirty hands. And then there is the trouble I have with having food stuff on my hands. There are times, when I have two slices of bread for breakfast, and that makes me wash my hands thrice. Once before sitting down, once after eating the first slice of bread (as I often have Prosciutto for breakfast), and once after eating the second slice.
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 11:20
hehe I used to do this in college. I don't rightly know why.
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Sep 2013, 11:21
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 11:23
Post by: lepetitfromage on 13 Sep 2013, 11:26
"You turn the page, you wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands..."
omg yes. hhahahaha oh the tv of my childhood.
Speaking of toileting habits.....I've recently been introduced to the concept of "Family Cloth".....personally, it just doesn't sound all that hygienic but does anyone else have experience with this? I have such a bizarre fascination with it.
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Sep 2013, 12:08
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 12:15
I still use cloth pads though, and I love them.
Post by: snalin on 13 Sep 2013, 12:24
uuuuuuuuuuuuh no. nononononono.
Hell no.
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 12:25
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Sep 2013, 12:29
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Sep 2013, 12:40
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 12:45
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Sep 2013, 12:54
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating?
When young the shut-off is remarkably effective.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 13 Sep 2013, 12:57
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 13:02
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating? Surely there are sometimes drops of urine still left?pretty much and sometimes. Usually I tap mine with my hand and flex my urethra muscles. After that I am done. No urine is ever on the outside of the head.
As for your brother well, thats a question you would have to take up with him.
this thread is creeping into the TMI thread haha.
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Sep 2013, 13:07
Annnnyway, pointless stuff!
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 13:11
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Sep 2013, 13:15
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d1075fe08f76ec98615e28221055005/tumblr_msret4ObVc1rbdee4o2_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/63d497a7f062ed00cbff4861c12e516c/tumblr_msret4ObVc1rbdee4o3_1280.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 13:32
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Sep 2013, 14:45
hehe I used to do this in college. I don't rightly know why.
It's called token compliance. It's because you (like automatic brain processes you, not necessarily rational thinking you) want to collect the social benifits of complying with a norm without the cost of actually complying with it. Passing one's hands quickly under running water, or even just turning on the water is a common example. another really common one is patting one's pockets an then refusing change to a homeless person, regardless of whether your pockets contain money.
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 14:54
(http://i.imgur.com/8Z6rSb7.gif)
good cosplay prank.
(http://i.imgur.com/qV6XJ7r.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Sxco2oP.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/bWt80du.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Yo4Z3mp.gif)
Post by: Carl-E on 13 Sep 2013, 15:01
Post by: LeeC on 13 Sep 2013, 15:12
At first I thought he kept his forearms under arms hidden so she can't see the blades, but after watching the video, yeah I'm still trying to figure it out.
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Sep 2013, 15:12
Post by: Carl-E on 13 Sep 2013, 15:22
Also, Russian!
And I think he's getting them from under the table. He spends a good bit of time looking there when he first sits down.
Post by: Papersatan on 13 Sep 2013, 15:26
It doesn't matter if most people rationally think that providing money to beggars is a bad idea, or if these particular beggars *need* the money, we live in a society which values generosity/caring about others and there is social utility in appearing to have those values (I'd argue that the need to defend not giving them change is actually evidence of this). Not giving them money isn't a sign that you are not these things, but having others see you give them money, or attempt to has a social reward of others thinking more highly of you. If you start to pay attention, to yourself or to others, you will notice a strange trend of people patting a pocket, but not making eye contact or even breaking stride. They are not looking for change, they are attempting to get the benefit of complying with the norm without the cost. Again, it's not a deliberate "I'm going to trick people into thinking I care" thing, it's a result of social pressure to conform with norms.
Another example: next time you are on crowded public transportation and someone gives up their seat for an elderly person, watch the leg muscles of the people seated around them. Chances are someone will flex as though they were "just about to get up but you beat me to it!". They didn't want to give up their seat, and likely would not have, but, once the cost of having to stand is taken away, they will give token compliance to the norm, and likely receive the social benefit from those around them.
I don't want to derail this thread by making too many points, so here is a cat:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/cabee8042ce4bb9ece36510469ba53bf/tumblr_mt0knhIfFl1qg8ruto1_500.jpg)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Sep 2013, 15:36
Excreted gut bacteria are as harmless as they come. There are better reasons for washing your hands at that stage.
An enormous amount of public health work has gone into safe disposal of excreted gut bacteria. They cause a lot of trouble in the wrong places.
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Sep 2013, 16:04
Post by: ackblom12 on 13 Sep 2013, 16:52
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Sep 2013, 18:35
Post by: Carl-E on 13 Sep 2013, 19:54
We've stocked up on hand sanitizer, and she's not allowed to see her boyfriend, who works in a grocery.
At least it's not the radioactive iodine treatments she went through two years ago... you sweat that stuff out, have to wash the sheets daily, can't be close (within 8 feet) to her for more than a half hour at a time, 6 times a day tops. And wash, wash, wash if you have to touch her. Oh yeah, I'm the guy who transfers her to and from bed and her chair...
* intraveinous immunoglobulin - an immune system suppressant. There's some thought that the intercranial hypertension (high brain fluid pressure) might be an autoimmune response to god knows what. Fuckin' medical mystery child.
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Sep 2013, 02:11
the PERFECT GUARD HORSE (http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109048239/grumpy-wretched-pony-for-sale.html)
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Fox one! When you got nothing left, Fox two it's that heater in your chest, Fox three! The only friend you'll ever need, that cock sucker, motherfucker Jeremiah Weed.
So here's to you fighter pilots victors of the war, who got us all this real estate backed up shore to shore, now oil's a buck a barrel and it's all because of me, because I'm the motherfucker who started world war three.
Someone's got to make the call I'm going in for guns.
And now the most popular song about pilots amongst mechanics ever. Pilots: If your maintainers are singing this or humming it when you walk up, you need to buy them a box of doughnuts or some shit stat to avoid getting a wrench in your intake.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Sep 2013, 11:25
In other news, Spiderman and Wolverine (http://imgur.com/gallery/NP8n3) go to a bar.
Post by: Barmymoo on 14 Sep 2013, 11:35
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Sep 2013, 12:49
We almost lost the house.
That probably would have pushed me over the edge, especially if I'd lost my family in the process as well. You would have seen me on street in pretty short order.
I know there are professional beggars, alcoholics, the mentally ill out on the streets. I think what most people don't know is how close they are to being there themselves.
Sorry, that wasn't really pointless. Here's a crabby old kitty.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6210581504/h81FD580D/)
Post by: Sorflakne on 14 Sep 2013, 14:27
I've been tempted to roll down my windows and crank my music volume (I have an aftermarket sound system that came with my vehicle) and play something like Ramstein or House music or some other most uncountry-like music possible to see how they'd react; and the fact that I'm driving a Toyota and have CA plates would just add to it. But frankly, I don't feel like getting shot.
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Sep 2013, 14:40
We have a saying here in this part of the state: "North of 64, South of Mason-Dixon." (Highway 64 is a state route that bisects the northern part of Wisconsin from the central and southern part; the Mason-Dixon line... well, Carl-E can explain that one.)
Post by: cesium133 on 14 Sep 2013, 14:43
Post by: lepetitfromage on 14 Sep 2013, 15:12
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 14 Sep 2013, 23:54
http://vimeo.com/42706538 (http://vimeo.com/42706538)
Post by: bhtooefr on 15 Sep 2013, 05:37
Although, the stars and bars aren't anywhere near as popular here. More common is a pair of 4" stacks, with the (diesel) engine massively overfueled, dumping very large, thick clouds of black smoke all over everything.
Post by: Carl-E on 15 Sep 2013, 08:12
You'd never know we're nearly 100 miles north of the line... many PA residents fought for the confederacy back in the day.
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2013, 12:11
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 Sep 2013, 12:14
Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2013, 12:16
Oh yeah! Sorry, not really what I meant, but funny nonetheless.
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 Sep 2013, 12:24
Post by: Kugai on 15 Sep 2013, 12:28
:-D
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 Sep 2013, 12:32
Post by: ankhtahr on 15 Sep 2013, 13:20
Post by: Welu on 15 Sep 2013, 13:43
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Sep 2013, 14:03
Post by: lepetitfromage on 15 Sep 2013, 15:30
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Sep 2013, 17:32
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Sep 2013, 17:39
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c28aacb14dda64ff9fb47020db2f00d3/tumblr_mqrskbHTop1sr2rwmo2_250.gif) (http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7be5f274549a476cd47ab6cf7029b78/tumblr_mqrskbHTop1sr2rwmo4_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c22131ec6d91657f686bf048c0c35f6a/tumblr_mqrskbHTop1sr2rwmo5_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a5f6fc618402aa3ffdd690bf9c9f095/tumblr_mqrskbHTop1sr2rwmo6_250.gif)
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(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0WNVK_700b.jpg)
In case you guys can't see it: http://9gag.com/gag/aD0WNVK
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Sep 2013, 18:47
Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Sep 2013, 23:45
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Sep 2013, 01:10
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 05:20
Holy crap.. that was sad :(
[Warning posters]
I wonder if that was part of the set that was in Fight Club :)
So I spent the better part of the entire weekend playing Mortal Kombat on the PS3.
Let me tell you... Challenge Tower 275/300 is such a bitch it's ridiculous. 3 Goro's with one life meter, with Ermac.
That was about 3 hours of getting my ass handed to me... and another 2-3 hours trying to practice his combos.
Still.. pretty awesome game :)
Edit: Checking around at the other updated threads and I saw this at the top:
"News: my butt itches (mod note: itchy butt is a common symptom of Butts Disease)".. hehe
Post by: LTK on 16 Sep 2013, 06:37
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 06:58
Within the first minute of looking at Nested.. I found a peasant with leather underwear >.>
Candybox is now: wait for enough candies for sword upgrade till max upgrade and then go fight dragon again :)
Post by: Welu on 16 Sep 2013, 07:02
Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 07:35
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
'Murica moment
(http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED22/516b58187998d.jpeg)
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 07:45
I'm not part of your system. Man... I'm an adult.
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 07:52
'Murica moment
Is... is that a crocodile nuke?
Post by: LTK on 16 Sep 2013, 07:54
I wish I shared your optimism.So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
Post by: Akima on 16 Sep 2013, 08:02
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)Presumably the same ones who got all bent out of shape when an American-born US citizen sang "God Bless America" at the 2013 MLB All-Star game. (http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/55715208108/baseball-fans-super-angry-hispanic-american-superstar)I've met plenty of people who think you have to be white to be a Real Australian, so I doubt those tweets are anything other than what they seem.
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Always it gets back to scary brown people. I've literally heard "it makes you scared of being around them" recently in person. No, actually, it doesn't. It makes your xenophobic ass scared of being around 'them'. I have the basic thinking skills to not consider some random brown person as representative of everyone else.
If anything it makes me a whole lot more concerned being around YOU. The fearmongering far-right doesn't exactly have an amazing record of being non-transphobic.
Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 08:20
Yes, yes it is. And Ronald McDonald is using a shot gun int he background.'Murica moment
Is... is that a crocodile nuke?
@ Akima and LTK
I don't consider myself sheltered (far from it) but I usually don't encounter stuff like that in real life. Maybe its because my ancestors are West European and I don't encounter racism all that often. However, on the internet plenty of people will say stuff like that just to get a rise out of people and not actually meaning it. I can't say the same for Oz though.
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and not actually meaning it.
~Intent is magic~
I don't give a shit about them personally or their intentions, they still perpetuate very harmful ideas. Also most people like that, with such an utter disregard of that fact, actually are racist/transphobic/homophobic/etc. on some level; it's just not something they're very open about.
Post by: Papersatan on 16 Sep 2013, 08:59
"I didn't mean it, look how upset you got, haha" is a weak ass defense and if you buy it you are a moron. Why, in a country where people are still beaten (http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130418/melrose/man-beaten-anti-muslim-attack-outside-bronx-applebees-nypd-says), shot (http://news.yahoo.com/ferrell-kerrick-police-unarmed-shooting-charlotte-191520307.html), not offered jobs (http://www.techyville.com/2012/11/news/unemployed-black-woman-pretends-to-be-white-job-offers-suddenly-skyrocket/), not offered housing (http://portal.hud.gov/hudportal/HUD?src=/press/press_releases_media_advisories/2013/HUDNo.13-091), and stopped (http://www.nyclu.org/node/1598)and searched (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/12/us/racial-profiling-at-boston-airport-officials-say.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0) based on the color of their skin, would it be ok to try an get a rise out of people by 'pretending' to be racist?
The only people I know who could think that was ok to do, or to tolerate, are people who are racists and think that racism is "not a real problem". Why would it being trolling, or hyperbole make it any less terrible? How would that make it less racist? What that reads like to me is "oh, it's not so bad, these are people who wouldn't admit they were racist in real life." Those are the worst kind of racists, because they get put in charge of things that matter. At least when someone is a KKK wizard he isn't (usually) going to be made police chief, or a TSA guard, or a teacher.
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Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 09:17
Post by: Papersatan on 16 Sep 2013, 10:08
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/39e8061f8c9b96f1e0e55b5f26dee3d6/tumblr_ms00zjPuJg1qj171uo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo8k0VqQc1rxp0vno1_400.gif)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 Sep 2013, 10:44
Post by: ackblom12 on 16 Sep 2013, 12:21
Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 12:45
(http://i.imgur.com/sl5c8WK.gif)
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 12:55
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Sep 2013, 13:03
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:Ended up just using cheats to boost my stats to crazy levels to get to the end last night. Fun stuff. As for this...
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested (http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1294284_654137514611513_1454828247_o.jpg)
...and so forth.
Post by: lepetitfromage on 16 Sep 2013, 13:10
I like the one that gives you 10,000 candies per second :-D
Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 13:17
Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 Sep 2013, 13:22
Post by: kyomi on 16 Sep 2013, 13:42
Also.. I didn't even know cheats existed for that "game" (candy box)
Post by: LTK on 16 Sep 2013, 14:07
Anyway, the text says
Featuring
I m ock
S AT A N
A MOST PECULIAR MAN
WE'VE GOT A
THING
THEY
CAN'T FIND ME
BLESSED
HOUNDS OF SILENCE
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Sep 2013, 15:47
Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Another version:
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/images/i/2004/02/7/2/How_to_Survive_a_Terror_Attack.jpg)
I imagine this was the original, and the (even) wackier version is a modification; but I don't know.
Post by: LTK on 16 Sep 2013, 16:06
Fifty years from now, people will see this and believe it was genuine.Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Another version:
I imagine this was the original, and the (even) wackier version is a modification; but I don't know.
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Sep 2013, 16:22
It has even been suggested that the advice given was cynically designed to maximise casualties, to minimise the problems that sick survivors would cause any remaining authorities after a nuclear attack.
Post by: Kugai on 16 Sep 2013, 16:58
It took a long time before the reality of Nuclear War finally sank into the psyche of the general public, and even then a lot of people preferred to adopt the 'Ostrich Mode' when it came to it.
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Choking and drowning in runoff are we. Co-lo-Rad-O. It's better then fire and flames in a cinch! ...at least we're not drowning in pitch! Ready?
Post by: LeeC on 16 Sep 2013, 17:21
(http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/sites/default/files/fail/aeNeGyv_460s_v1.jpg)
Post by: Nikolai on 16 Sep 2013, 17:31
(click to show/hide)
Choking and drowning in runoff are we. Co-lo-Rad-O. It's better then fire and flames in a cinch! ...at least we're not drowning in pitch! Ready?
This last week has almost made me regret getting my motorcycle as primary transportation. Almost.
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Sep 2013, 00:51
Post by: Kugai on 17 Sep 2013, 01:29
That one reminds me of the Hill & Bill one Boris Valjo did.
Post by: snalin on 17 Sep 2013, 02:31
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Sep 2013, 04:34
Post by: kyomi on 17 Sep 2013, 05:32
What's with the "quotation marks"?
I was trying to write out how it wasn't in my mind.. but everything I come up with is true about it. I was thinking of game as in like PS3 game or something of the like. They both have characters, enemies, graphics, story and an end result to go for so it kinda invalidated all my thinking that it wasn't a real game.
Post by: kyomi on 17 Sep 2013, 05:41
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
Quote from: article
...if the child grows up in Cocke County, which has a large Christian population.
That line... :psyduck:
Post by: lepetitfromage on 17 Sep 2013, 05:43
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
Wait, so....the judge not only changed the kid's name, but now his first name is his mom's last name too?? What happens if he decides to take his mom's last name when he gets older? His name would be Martin Martin. :psyduck:
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Sep 2013, 06:15
(looks at Torts assignment due in 45 minutes) You monster.Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Post by: LTK on 17 Sep 2013, 07:34
Hire ALL the grandmas!
Post by: kyomi on 17 Sep 2013, 08:53
Post by: LTK on 17 Sep 2013, 08:56
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Sep 2013, 09:27
Post by: LeeC on 17 Sep 2013, 09:46
(http://i.imgur.com/UGrCjSF.jpg)
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Post by: Welu on 17 Sep 2013, 11:29
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Oh my God, I love it!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/18c8a612e20ac7b9a43afa70a35d45dd/tumblr_msvd2pNkOr1sgabjxo1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8a55564bd061b6a94fbfc0f983e23c9/tumblr_mqb4gdojBf1qd4xnbo1_250.gif)
(http://media.tumblr.com/79f2b3a17410be5668a1d64dd26a0bae/tumblr_inline_mo95pwDJgT1qz4rgp.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/def71a7cac081c69e3f10dccd5b6b6df/tumblr_mogkbn0GN41qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Sep 2013, 11:41
Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 Sep 2013, 11:51
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.
Post by: ackblom12 on 17 Sep 2013, 11:58
Post by: LeeC on 17 Sep 2013, 12:00
...and she was never seen or heard from again... :psyduck:
Post by: Kugai on 17 Sep 2013, 12:16
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Sep 2013, 12:23
How does one do this?Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.
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(http://i.imgur.com/IqYmB3H.gif)
...and she was never seen or heard from again... :psyduck:
They weren't kidding around.
:-P
Post by: kyomi on 17 Sep 2013, 12:42
Post by: Pilchard123 on 17 Sep 2013, 12:47
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.How does one do this?
(click to show/hide)
Also you might want to go into settings and turn numbers and particles off.
Post by: LTK on 17 Sep 2013, 12:48
The grandmas are starting to become prophetic.
Post by: bhtooefr on 17 Sep 2013, 13:02
Much easier to export the save, un-Base64 it, edit the number of cookies (it's obvious) to a sky-high number, re-Base64 it, and import the save.
Post by: lepetitfromage on 17 Sep 2013, 13:48
Death by Goats
It's a real thing, you know....goats are not to be messed with. (http://www.goat-trauma.org/)
Post by: ChaoSera on 17 Sep 2013, 14:18
Post by: snalin on 17 Sep 2013, 15:28
My game time is up to 9 hours and I'm getting 12, no, 16 million cookies per second.
After upgrading them a lot, each one of my cursors now outproduce 300 farms. 13 hour, 65 million cookies a second.
I think I prefer CandyBox to this, but it's the same kind of fun. CandyBox 2 is coming out soonish!
Post by: Redball on 17 Sep 2013, 15:39
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Sep 2013, 15:46
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/630de2c022e0dcd7dbe8932fc60216aa/tumblr_mt65z98hsl1rq3b5ko2_1280.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fb3570ddb3df6d4fa180217be17ad3a/tumblr_mt65z98hsl1rq3b5ko3_1280.png)
Post by: Nikolai on 17 Sep 2013, 15:57
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Sep 2013, 16:14
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Sep 2013, 18:03
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
What's your point?
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Sep 2013, 18:18
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Post by: pwhodges on 17 Sep 2013, 23:56
Post by: ChaoSera on 18 Sep 2013, 00:20
No point at all. That's the point.For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
What's your point?
Post by: Loki on 18 Sep 2013, 01:40
I kinda want to rewrite it to buy the cheapest first, but that'll have to wait.
[...]
Also you might want to go into settings and turn numbers and particles off.
I assume you mean you want to buy whatever would optimize your ROI? For example, a factory produces four times as many cookies as a mine. I think it therefore stands to reason that as long as a mine is cheaper than 1/4 of the prize of a factory (minus some epsilon to account for the increase in prize of every subsequent min), you should buy the mine. Or am I thinking too simple here?
Also, thanks for the hint about the effects.
Post by: snalin on 18 Sep 2013, 02:20
Onion.
Post by: ackblom12 on 18 Sep 2013, 02:25
I'm currently producing 1.87 billion cookies per second.
Post by: LTK on 18 Sep 2013, 02:43
Post by: snalin on 18 Sep 2013, 02:55
Maybe if I used the mouse software to bind LMB to mouse wheel down...
Post by: LTK on 18 Sep 2013, 03:07
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 03:45
Post by: ChaoSera on 18 Sep 2013, 04:12
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 04:14
Post by: snalin on 18 Sep 2013, 04:35
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 04:57
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
Probably because the "wut" is annoying as hell and you can't change it to be correct. You just have to stare at it, losing braincells from stupidity.
Also, for those cheaters:
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x69/Genoeidos/Posters/Powerleveling.jpg)
Cheating is not a creative way to do anything...
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 05:00
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 05:03
Ha... my grandmas just said "You make me sick."
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 05:34
Post by: snalin on 18 Sep 2013, 05:39
According to someone else, about a minute, but I didn't keep count myself.
I cheated and checked. You have to click five times within a third of a second. Good luck!
(alt+shift+num lock on windows activates a mode which lets you double click with numpad +. Turn it off again with the same combo, also turning it off sounds crazy)
Post by: bhtooefr on 18 Sep 2013, 05:41
Also, someone did a spreadsheet a while back that helped with min-maxing Cookie Clicker, but it failed to take into account some bonuses.
Post by: Welu on 18 Sep 2013, 05:49
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Sep 2013, 05:51
Post by: ChaoSera on 18 Sep 2013, 05:54
Post by: Loki on 18 Sep 2013, 05:54
Ahem.
She looks a bit like Claire from Heroes (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/ClaireBennetpromo.jpg).
Post by: LTK on 18 Sep 2013, 05:54
Cower, mortals! Reality itself bends to my will *cackles*Haha, I saw you do it. :evil:
Ahem.
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Sep 2013, 06:10
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
Probably because the "wut" is annoying as hell and you can't change it to be correct. You just have to stare at it, losing braincells from stupidity.
Think of it as one of Marten's incoherent responses to complete stupidity - which is what this thread is largely about.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Sep 2013, 06:23
Post by: LeeC on 18 Sep 2013, 07:29
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7797955328/h53B89871/)
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 09:04
(http://i.imgur.com/zc110hD.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 10:24
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/heavy-metal-band-name-generator.jpg)
Post by: celticgeek on 18 Sep 2013, 10:26
or
Black Angels (Celtic geek)
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 10:31
I like how they work well in both cases.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Sep 2013, 10:43
This can only be a very bad speed metal band from Germany.
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 10:47
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Sep 2013, 10:51
How dare you compare me to him ...
... he's ...
American.
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 10:52
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 10:55
Also.. I <3 George Takei
Post by: LeeC on 18 Sep 2013, 11:27
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 11:41
Post by: LeeC on 18 Sep 2013, 11:45
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120518041255/warhammer40k/images/7/74/Gathering_of_Angels.jpg)
At first I thought they were photoshopped, but the more I scrolled down, the less likely that assumption was!
Actors and their famous roles (http://imgur.com/gallery/4EpbfGp)
Post by: kyomi on 18 Sep 2013, 11:56
Also, in that Cookie Clicker game.. farms seem useless. They max out at 2,000 cps at 100.. everything else is better by a large margin.
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Sep 2013, 12:44
Quote
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.Got a warning when I went to click it. Clicked cancel. I think I'll buy it anyway and see what happens.
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 18 Sep 2013, 13:48
I did not know that George Takei was a member of this forum.
He is?!
Oh my.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Sep 2013, 14:04
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Sep 2013, 15:08
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and
Bloody Tendencies (G.M.)
I /like/ the second one!
Post by: celticgeek on 18 Sep 2013, 17:41
Rabid Fury (real name)
or
Black Angels (Celtic geek)
I think that either of these would make a good userid for this forum, so if you see new members with either of these names.....
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Sep 2013, 18:33
Hm. Not bad.
Post by: Jace on 18 Sep 2013, 19:48
GRANDMATRIARCH
http://www.reddit.com/r/CookieClicker/
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Clicker_Wiki
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Sep 2013, 23:50
I totter the line between J and P by less than 1%, so I am either Hermione or...Draco :meh:
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Sep 2013, 00:03
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Sep 2013, 00:51
And thus, slash fiction was born.
... Oh, no, I'm Sirious. (Different test).
... Oh, no, I'm Remus OR Draco. (Different test).
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Post by: ChaoSera on 19 Sep 2013, 04:39
Black Temple (ChaoSera)
I like it. My nickname gives me the second best raid WoW ever saw.
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Sep 2013, 05:10
Post by: jwhouk on 19 Sep 2013, 05:54
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Sep 2013, 06:13
Post by: kyomi on 19 Sep 2013, 06:58
Free MBTI Test (http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp) to get the letters.
Introvert(44%) iNtuitive(62%) Thinking(12%) Judging(11%)
Not sure if that would make me someone else with the 1% difference between the T and J. So.. Draco :(
Saw this.. and was like.. I want this shirt.. immediately
(http://proudtobeafilthyliberalscum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/snap1.png)
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 Sep 2013, 10:57
Hmm.
Post by: kyomi on 19 Sep 2013, 12:49
Post by: jwhouk on 19 Sep 2013, 13:08
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Sep 2013, 15:11
Method of Madness has just become The Dude... or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. :-DI'm thinking about being The Dude for Halloween, if I grow out a goatee, don't get a haircut, and find a suitable robe, I totally will.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Sep 2013, 15:47
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/13438_1138784070788_5278534_n.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Sep 2013, 15:48
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ISTJ... wow, I've changed. I vaguely remember being INFJ.
I am apparently an INFJ
Post by: Kugai on 19 Sep 2013, 16:23
Kugai: Hell's (First List) Kill (Second List)
Hmmmm, Hell's Kill. Or Hell's or Kill - take your pick.
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Sep 2013, 03:11
(click to show/hide)
Post by: kyomi on 20 Sep 2013, 07:08
On another note: Worst morning ever. It's always so fun when you ask important time-critical questions and then just get ignored. Especially when you've asked everyday for a week -_-
Post by: Papersatan on 20 Sep 2013, 08:28
Post by: kyomi on 20 Sep 2013, 08:36
hehe, see what I did there?
Post by: kyomi on 20 Sep 2013, 08:38
I was Walter one Halloween, even had a bowling ball bag filled with dirty laundry.
That is pretty awesome, except for the smile that's cracking. You know.. thinking about it now, I don't think he smiled that entire movie.. heh
Post by: cesium133 on 20 Sep 2013, 09:05
Post by: ev4n on 20 Sep 2013, 09:05
Post by: ev4n on 20 Sep 2013, 09:08
Post by: LeeC on 20 Sep 2013, 11:33
Post by: Sorflakne on 20 Sep 2013, 11:55
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Sep 2013, 12:16
Post by: Jace on 20 Sep 2013, 12:17
I guess the real joke here, the one that is deeper than just the "these shows aren't the Disney of my youth" one, is that the person has effectively become like their parents, or older cousins, who thought that Even Stevens and Kim Possible and N*Sync and the Britney Spears were all just garbage and not a product of the real Disney.
Post by: LTK on 20 Sep 2013, 12:24
Post by: ackblom12 on 20 Sep 2013, 12:26
(Disney would totally be Horizon)
Post by: kyomi on 20 Sep 2013, 12:46
This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.
Post by: ackblom12 on 20 Sep 2013, 13:01
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-x3AB_2sKYxI/Ujymc6kX39I/AAAAAAABLnU/orEYFB77Jzc/s375-no/mfw+black+man.gif)
Post by: LTK on 20 Sep 2013, 13:26
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Sep 2013, 16:04
http://c25460.r60.cf1.rackcdn.com/2011/07/Neville.jpg
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SNF-NEVILLE&Category_Code=SNF (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=SNF-NEVILLE&Category_Code=SNF)
Post by: snalin on 20 Sep 2013, 18:10
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Sep 2013, 18:20
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Considering Walt died in 1966 and it's a megacorp, that's not any real surprise.
(Disney would totally be Horizon)
you'd be AMAZED what Disney has put out. Like just in a general sense. For the curious check out Touchstone Film's filmography, that's one of the many arms of the mouse.
Post by: LeeC on 21 Sep 2013, 09:22
god I miss this show.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Sep 2013, 20:08
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Post by: K1dmor on 21 Sep 2013, 23:45
Post by: Kugai on 21 Sep 2013, 23:50
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Sep 2013, 02:03
OhmygoditssocuteIwanttopetitandgiveitallthefruititcouldeverdesire~!
(click to show/hide)
Post by: Akima on 22 Sep 2013, 02:47
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Sep 2013, 09:54
how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
They're not well built for striking me, but would probably use their wings :-)
Post by: LTK on 22 Sep 2013, 10:05
These were filmed over the Royal Botanic Gardens in central Sydney. Fruit-bats like this fly in streams over my home at dusk on their way to feed, from their roosts in the mangroves growing in inlets around the harbour.Holy wow, they fly while carrying their young? I always thought that bats were amateur flyers compared to most birds, given their shorter evolutionary history, but I don't know of any bird that carries their young with them while in the air! Having claws on your wings must really help with that.
Down here they are mostly the fairly small Grey-Headed Flying Foxes, with adult wingspans up to about 1m. But in tropical Australia, how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
*adds 'flying foxes' to the list of animals that may eventually depose humans as the dominant species*
Post by: Welu on 22 Sep 2013, 10:32
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Sep 2013, 12:45
Post by: LeeC on 22 Sep 2013, 18:45
(http://i.imgur.com/uTK4L0S.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Sep 2013, 18:53
Post by: 94ssd on 22 Sep 2013, 19:00
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Sep 2013, 19:01
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(http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/final-fantasy-xiii-2-moogle-magic-640x360.jpg)
Post by: Lines on 22 Sep 2013, 19:02
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Sep 2013, 19:14
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/dee5e5bf60e8bf50163c11bc3ec1ff61/tumblr_mtc2gp1KmR1rdbx1oo5_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/4bcc1899f57c7c70a4e01c81163c8af6/tumblr_mtc2gp1KmR1rdbx1oo4_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/deb90708e1f954e45ecf98f3164af379/tumblr_mtc2gp1KmR1rdbx1oo6_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/47e5db781720366442f938b9550e4bf6/tumblr_mtc2gp1KmR1rdbx1oo1_250.gif)
Butt pudding (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHw3ieSEBlM)
Post by: LeeC on 22 Sep 2013, 19:50
Post by: Lines on 22 Sep 2013, 19:51
Post by: LeeC on 22 Sep 2013, 20:01
(http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzAyLzE1L2JjL0JpbGxDb3NieUplLjFiNTc0LmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/c731c311/48f/Bill-Cosby-Jell-o-GIF.gif)
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I think that sentence right there is what is going to get me sent to a potential hell if there's an afterlife. :psyduck:
In other news I must have this.
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1375907_10151885432531278_1172160699_n.jpg)
No I have NO use for it what so ever but fuck you I want a power sword! My only question is if it comes in machete.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Sep 2013, 20:24
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQioiXOHVZalZhUBIitFX1V8dG91A1UvykM36atHnlcv3C3OPJg)
but if it's electrical then its a power sword (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Power_sword#.Uj-zgRBn3rQ) (or power kopis in this case!)
Though I like chainsword better. Could have both with the frost blade (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Frost_Blade#.Uj-z9RBn3rQ) I suppose.
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Sep 2013, 21:06
Post by: Kugai on 22 Sep 2013, 21:15
(http://thespecialistsltd.com/files/300_Sword.jpg)
Post by: ChaoSera on 22 Sep 2013, 23:15
GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
Post by: Akima on 23 Sep 2013, 02:50
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Sep 2013, 03:01
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Sep 2013, 03:03
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/190v6f5j05v82gif/original.gif)
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/190vamr2nb4p0gif/ku-medium.gif)
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/190v6xoffoysrgif/ku-medium.gif)
Post by: LTK on 23 Sep 2013, 03:35
<kangaroo>"You feelin' hungry, punk?"
Post by: kyomi on 23 Sep 2013, 05:23
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GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
The photo popped up in one of my feeds.
Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2013, 07:23
(http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bill-cosby-zip-zop.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 23 Sep 2013, 08:45
You've got me thinking about that now.. I remember it being on an episode of Family Guy too. I think it might be just a coincidence because you could definitely imagine him saying that.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Sep 2013, 08:47
Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2013, 09:21
Post by: Barmymoo on 23 Sep 2013, 09:48
Post by: Grognard on 23 Sep 2013, 11:39
(http://jas-townsend.com/images/large/lp-164.jpg)
???
Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2013, 11:42
look how soft this guy is!
(http://i.imgur.com/WL0Rc1l.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 23 Sep 2013, 11:50
Post by: Grognard on 23 Sep 2013, 11:56
I'm afraid I don't have a spear head. :-D
point.
POINT!
:psyduck:ogy-wogy-wooooooo :psyduck:
Post by: Metope on 23 Sep 2013, 13:08
Holy crap!
Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Sep 2013, 13:30
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7802885120/h8A7834A5/)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Sep 2013, 14:49
Post by: Pilchard123 on 23 Sep 2013, 15:29
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(http://i.imgur.com/56xm4Ev.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IFxPKS4.jpg)
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?
Post by: LTK on 23 Sep 2013, 17:37
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
Post by: LeeC on 23 Sep 2013, 17:42
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Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
....I am totally cool with that.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Sep 2013, 22:39
Photo of giant spider munching on a bat. Consider this a warning from someone who doesn't fucking know how to insert pictures via Ipad.
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Sep 2013, 00:49
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 04:58
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/339/e/2/guano_bowls_by_silverstreambella-d34b8wj.jpg)
This annoys my OCD. The bottom picture.... :psyduck:
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 05:33
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/500x222xe24bb3d5439c3dbc639c3868.gif?w=580&h=455)
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/372x242xb63115cff98045cf433d22f4.gif?w=580&h=666)
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/08/02/252-of-japans-favorite-animated-gifs/ (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/08/02/252-of-japans-favorite-animated-gifs/)
Post by: LTK on 24 Sep 2013, 06:20
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/300x225xa1dd81cac1e5a67415c8b972.gif?w=580&h=768)
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/260x173xd7a770143c1ce8a776c95f8d.gif?w=580&h=681)
Junior, what did I tell you about playing with humans?
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 06:34
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/282x199x48d772e4faf068bd356c9804.gif?w=580&h=723)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Sep 2013, 06:52
Like so.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Sep 2013, 07:00
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f9af6c54b07b45ec5e3d81b7dcf9371/tumblr_mtb2ixtkIm1r8x2ybo1_1280.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 07:02
(http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/198x150xad1eb1ddebeb8a77b1c73621.gif?w=580&h=776)
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Sep 2013, 07:18
Post by: LTK on 24 Sep 2013, 07:27
In the best ending the contest could have, a woman won the Axe Apollo Space Race contestAwesome. That was Malaysia, how about all the other countries?
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Sep 2013, 07:42
Nice. Purse must have snagged, which gave her enough time to grab him. Wouldn't suggest that hold as a regular approach, of course - he could have a knife or something in his pocket.Suplex seems a bad idea. If the reality beyond the gif is as awesome as the throw itself however, two thumbs way up.
Also: if it's real.
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 07:45
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Sep 2013, 08:01
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 11:28
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 11:32
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 11:43
Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Sep 2013, 12:29
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 12:35
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Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 13:02
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 13:12
Post by: Grognard on 24 Sep 2013, 13:25
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 13:29
Post by: kyomi on 24 Sep 2013, 14:37
naked jumping jax
God I've been playing too much Mortal Kombat that I thought of this..
(http://thefightingconnection.com/sites/default/files/styles/640w/public/screenshots/mortal-kombat-2011-screenshot_8.jpg)
...naked.
Post by: LeeC on 24 Sep 2013, 16:28
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(http://i.imgur.com/Guy3Tq5.gif)
Post by: Grognard on 24 Sep 2013, 16:53
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 07:04
(http://i.imgur.com/hDlOj7w.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/yEjv1AU.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 25 Sep 2013, 07:06
Post by: Sorflakne on 25 Sep 2013, 07:13
So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn. And then this morning, I read this. (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/24/greek-hip-hop-bands-unite-against-golden-dawn-after-colleagues-murder/)
Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 07:20
What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7819974912/hD89DBE8D/)
Post by: LTK on 25 Sep 2013, 07:29
Well shit."Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :D
So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn. And then this morning, I read this. (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/24/greek-hip-hop-bands-unite-against-golden-dawn-after-colleagues-murder/)
Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
Make the paladins an avian race, and call them Golden Down. I'll give you that idea for free.
Looks like both.What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 07:31
Post by: ev4n on 25 Sep 2013, 07:50
Post by: Grognard on 25 Sep 2013, 08:06
"Brass Twilight"
"Copper Dawn"
"Evening Bronze"
??? ???? ???
"Morning Wood" ? :D LOL :D
Post by: ev4n on 25 Sep 2013, 08:08
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 08:11
Post by: ankhtahr on 25 Sep 2013, 08:25
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/169/a2b.jpg)
I love that one.
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 08:28
Here's a picture from behind the scenes of Dumb and Dumber 2.
(http://i.imgur.com/LDXcReF.png)
guess their back for another bout.
Post by: Grognard on 25 Sep 2013, 08:32
Post by: ev4n on 25 Sep 2013, 08:36
(http://i.imgur.com/niBW2.jpg)
You know what this makes me think of?
"Curiosity. Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
Post by: ankhtahr on 25 Sep 2013, 08:49
(http://i.imgur.com/ykWnz5p.jpg)
Post by: cesium133 on 25 Sep 2013, 08:50
they're alot older than they used to be.Yeah, I barely recognized Harry in that picture.
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Ah yes, good old overlord manatee…
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/169/a2b.jpg)
I love that one.
THE SPICE MUST FLOW BENEGESERET WITCH!
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 09:20
I want to know who came up with a reaper asking for candy, 'cause that's cute.
You know what this makes me think of?
"Curiosity. Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/045/6/1/mass_effect_3___baby_reapers_by_pepperbug-d4pppp6.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/097/9/d/the_reaper_war__asari_artstyle___synthesis_ending__by_estlachesis0-d4vcd57.png)
Do ye fear death jack Sparrah!
(click to show/hide)
Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Sep 2013, 14:58
Post by: LTK on 25 Sep 2013, 15:05
Post by: Akima on 25 Sep 2013, 16:05
"Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :DIt is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(disambiguation)). My first thought on reading the name was of the hermetic order (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_Order_of_the_Golden_Dawn). Why do I know about an obscure club of loopy British people? Because Sax Rohmer, the notorious "Yellow Peril" author was (or claimed to be) a member, and I've read, and written, a good deal about a racist genre in media that remains popular to this day. In an amusing little irony, Sax Rohmer died in 1959 of the "Asian Flu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H2N2#Asian_flu)", a pandemic that originated in China...
Post by: ankhtahr on 25 Sep 2013, 16:17
Post by: ackblom12 on 25 Sep 2013, 16:18
Post by: ankhtahr on 25 Sep 2013, 16:21
Post by: LeeC on 25 Sep 2013, 19:11
http://imgur.com/gallery/FudSB (http://imgur.com/gallery/FudSB)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Sep 2013, 19:30
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2013, 21:04
Made this earlier tonight, the tennis ball was already on the light chain so I kind of had to.
Post by: ackblom12 on 25 Sep 2013, 21:09
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2013, 21:11
Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.
Post by: ackblom12 on 25 Sep 2013, 21:22
Post by: pwhodges on 26 Sep 2013, 01:17
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Sep 2013, 01:59
from:
http://porncommentsoninstagrampics.tumblr.com/
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Post by: kyomi on 26 Sep 2013, 05:00
Screw the quote, someone should photoshop Dracula's castle on that plateau in the background.. it's the perfect pic :)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/068c052ac7445fd4900bda0c98b58fb4/tumblr_mt9cbvKoML1si3rz2o1_1280.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 26 Sep 2013, 06:00
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddc7cdb9e62d82a4aaee29b09bd44b1f/tumblr_msy8j7o2Nv1si3rz2o1_1280.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Sep 2013, 08:23
Post by: K1dmor on 26 Sep 2013, 08:41
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Sep 2013, 08:48
Post by: kyomi on 26 Sep 2013, 08:56
Boring today and amusing myself with a lot of Zero Punctuation backlog :)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Sep 2013, 11:12
Quote
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
Post by: kyomi on 26 Sep 2013, 11:13
But that's also why I have games to distract me from those two facts :) And there's always Monty Python.
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QuoteLife hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
I do this every weekend.
Post by: Welu on 26 Sep 2013, 12:30
Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.
The film maker in me is very annoyed at this idea.
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/194/0/3/Les_Enfants_Terribles_20_by_zarla.png) (http://zarla.deviantart.com/art/Les-Enfants-Terribles-20-129327297)
Post by: ackblom12 on 26 Sep 2013, 13:34
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(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1375022_241871819296760_1749118051_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1237552_242080055942603_2146197795_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1048543_215977768552832_136347431_o.jpg)
Post by: Jace on 26 Sep 2013, 19:06
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"
Post by: Akima on 26 Sep 2013, 19:11
Post by: Nikolai on 26 Sep 2013, 19:13
Post by: ackblom12 on 26 Sep 2013, 19:17
That woman is going to forever be known as The Poop Lady. I hope she has fun with it.
Post by: Grognard on 26 Sep 2013, 19:21
"vertical envelopment" = parachute drop
"target rich environment" = we're surrounded and/or heavily outnumbered
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Sep 2013, 19:22
Post by: Grognard on 26 Sep 2013, 19:29
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Re: first pic
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"
Came up as "Older then the Navy
the best
downsizing?"
for me
Post by: Grognard on 26 Sep 2013, 19:35
it can be either. Nowadays, it is usually by helicopter... but:
"A tactical maneuver in which troops, either air-dropped (parachute) or air-landed (helicopter), attack the rear and flanks of a force, in effect cutting off or encircling the force."
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Vertical envelopment is DIRECTLY linked to heliborne assault per the original document on heliborne assault Marine Corps manual Phib-31. That definition from the free dictionary is also shaky at best Grog.
Post by: snalin on 27 Sep 2013, 03:53
The Poop Lady
"Asstronauts"
Best name for poop!
Post by: Masterpiece on 27 Sep 2013, 04:07
inb4 anal joke
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Sep 2013, 04:09
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 04:57
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
I laughed, military terminology is sometimes quite funny to me.
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 05:04
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq95e62DUB1qduy16o1_400.gif)
more at 11(ish) in the more appropriate thread.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 27 Sep 2013, 06:07
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village."the love shack is a little old place where ... "
Post by: RedWolf4 on 27 Sep 2013, 06:17
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 06:36
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
We bombed an entire village? :evil:
God I still hate this way of opening things.. it NEVER works correctly.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6655fc1c6744cabfce562fbaee25f321/tumblr_mkji2oh9uf1qaqkolo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9344ddecc6819b560911efeea94c42b6/tumblr_mthkg55J551qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
(slow day at work)
Post by: Grognard on 27 Sep 2013, 07:23
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
We bombed an entire village? :evil:
-snip-
(slow day at work)
Was listening to a discussion between co-workers (all multiple deployment vets)
Vet A: we lit up that haji with the '249...
Vet B: too easy: we took out the house with a Dragon...
Vet C: we were taking a shitton of fire, so we called in CAS and B-52'd the entire village.
-stunned silence-
ME: that is the first time I've ever heard of B-52 used as a VERB.
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 07:30
(http://media.yourdailymedia.com/4/guild_wars_city_destruction.jpg)
I so wish that's what he meant though.
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 07:56
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5d5470dbf5d07a7f940b9cccbc6f9bf2/tumblr_mo6h7hjgqm1qe0wclo1_1280.jpg)
I seriously love Patrick Stewart
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/db39bc86c0f77dbd6bd233d8e92a778f/tumblr_mo9gdmlntf1rq4os8o1_1280.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 08:14
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 08:14
Wild Boar Piglet
(http://i.imgur.com/egMOmyJ.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Sep 2013, 08:37
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a28200ce9ed97f57f4556e882acdf703/tumblr_mpc4esUqeo1qzwgfgo2_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e57f4ba45b6e07f2c2a9cac80a83baa3/tumblr_mpc4esUqeo1qzwgfgo3_500.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 08:46
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 09:10
And now, White Carlton:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5740788def6a8672371622552f03bc99/tumblr_mk7m3yIBV41qdm5ngo1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a8fb9ea0a243a6082bf6622f5017579/tumblr_mjxlqbNYta1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9103f4920f598923ffe90b0e6db20b3d/tumblr_mjgirscFXH1qdm5ngo1_1280.jpg)
lmao....
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3q4z69YqA1qgu9nao1_500.gif)
Post by: Sorflakne on 27 Sep 2013, 09:27
(http://geekologie.com/2013/09/25/united-states-of-sadness-small.jpg)
==
(http://geekologie.com/2013/09/24/studio-gihbli-posters-1.jpg)
(http://geekologie.com/2013/09/24/studio-gihbli-posters-3.jpg)
(http://geekologie.com/2013/09/24/studio-gihbli-posters-5.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 09:29
Old sate= AIDS
New State= Motorcycle deaths.
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 09:35
I've seen this movie like 20 times.. and I've never seen this
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdbf9aaad66ea16fa00e911feefb137a/tumblr_mivbyllD5H1qahhxwo1_1280.png)
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Sep 2013, 09:38
New state: Corporate taxes
Calling bullshit on MA having worse drivers than Jersey.
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Sep 2013, 09:48
Post by: kyomi on 27 Sep 2013, 10:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/190b86074a6b5966c97b7865781d86bf/tumblr_mffk719pjk1qdm5ngo1_1280.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 12:48
(http://i.imgur.com/9pkJCN8.jpg)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 Sep 2013, 12:54
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 15:29
(http://i.imgur.com/q0JGkjw.gif)
Post by: Metope on 27 Sep 2013, 15:31
Post by: LeeC on 27 Sep 2013, 15:35
well take this gif of a kitten who meows so loudly, it falls over.
(http://i.imgur.com/FOMOg9a.gif)
Post by: Barmymoo on 27 Sep 2013, 15:42
I went to the Nature Centre a few weeks ago and watched some meerkittens practising watching out. They kept falling over backwards just like that and it was adorable.
Post by: Orbert on 27 Sep 2013, 16:22
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Sep 2013, 16:43
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/909ec2075fd187c61a038a0d21f60ed5/tumblr_mtnt20ae2a1qayy2qo2_1280.jpg)
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If you have a real battle buddy he'll be testing your flak jacket and SAPI plate if he sees you like this.
Post by: Kugai on 28 Sep 2013, 14:28
Post by: LeeC on 28 Sep 2013, 18:38
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Sep 2013, 04:50
:psyduck:
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Sep 2013, 08:09
(http://i.imgur.com/EE695gX.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/e89Pb8j.gif)
Prepare your heartstrings!
http://imgur.com/gallery/rdeHA (http://imgur.com/gallery/rdeHA)
Post by: Sorflakne on 29 Sep 2013, 10:06
Well, I'm paranoid now...
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Post by: Grognard on 29 Sep 2013, 12:13
Camel Spider picture....If you have a real battle buddy he'll be testing your flak jacket and SAPI plate if he sees you like this.(click to show/hide)
one of my Marine SSgts has a video of one of his squad waking up with one of those on his chest.
it's all fun and games and screams
until
one of the ohter Marines sees it, flips out, and starts crushing the spider with a rifle butt.
full on swinging. not jabbing.
oh yeah.
no sapi plate or flak on the victim.
:-o oops :-o
I work with the victim now. he says the beating was better than having the spider on his chest.
Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 12:21
Post by: Grognard on 29 Sep 2013, 12:23
it scare me shitless to wake up with one of those on my chest.
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I would have thought that it takes a lot more than a large but harmless arthropod to scare a Marine out of his wits.
You have a VERY odd definition of harmless. Are you perhaps one of our Aussie forum goers?
Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 12:40
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They also get bigger then that wiki article would have you believe.
(click to show/hide)
Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 13:02
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Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 13:06
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Not only no, but HELL no.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htm
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
For the record I have worked extensively for years to attempt to overcome my arachnophobia. I have let three different species of tarantula walk on me, and even given one "pets". I have researched spiders. I have watched video, I have interacted with them. I still hate them and their kind with every fiber of my being while acknowledging their place in surrounding ecosystem.
Post by: SageJiraiya on 29 Sep 2013, 13:21
Ah, but what if each new life is like being continually reincarnated to do everything correctly to live the longest? You reach a checkpoint, you run, you trip and die, you are reborn as someone else, you try again, you get past, it feels like something that happened to you but that you know did not, and the cycle repeats.
Perhaps that's not only Deja Vu. Perhaps you are experiencing the lives of the dead. Perhaps it's even proof of a linear timeline which lacks a future. Maybe all predictions are past selves attempting to aim for the optimal result (?).
What if even those who make the stupid decision to drive 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit had lived several times over, and what they experience as Deja Vu is really the subtle skip in the beats of the ever-moving timeline.
This could also explain the ability to dream of things you could never feel. (e.g. the man born without legs feels pain in his absent limbs). Maybe past selves have lived in alternate realities with subtle differences, and when you dream, they get to live their lives, or you get to see them living theirs.
Ahhh, philosoraptor.
Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 13:24
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
This could also explain the ability to dream of things you could never feel. (e.g. the man born without legs feels pain in his absent limbs).As far as I know, phantom limbs can only cause pain if the person had experienced pain in those limbs while they existed. Regardless, even if you cannot feel something from an external source, you can still imagine and dream of those sensations. A man born without legs will still have legs in his somatosensory map of his body.
Sorry to ruin your musings with science. ;)
Post by: SageJiraiya on 29 Sep 2013, 13:46
My existential ranting shall go on!
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2uskg7t.jpg)
Edit: I found a typo! First to find it gets in my signature saying whatever they like. :-D
Post by: Pilchard123 on 29 Sep 2013, 13:47
Ah, but what if each new life is like being continually reincarnated to do everything correctly to live the longest? You reach a checkpoint, you run, you trip and die, you are reborn as someone else, you try again, you get past, it feels like something that happened to you but that you know did not, and the cycle repeats.
Quote from: Terry Pratchett in Thief of Time
Faced with danger, or any kind of task that involves risk of death, a yeti will save its life up to that point and then proceed with all due caution, yet in the comfortable knowledge that, should everything go pancake shaped, it will wake up at the point where it saved itself wit, and this is the important part, knowledge of the events which have just happened but which will not not happen because it's not going to be such a damn fool next time.
So, Loki, how long did you think it would take?
Post by: ackblom12 on 29 Sep 2013, 14:02
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http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
They can compare it to other camel spider bites received in theater. Not like the Docs haven't seen them before.
Post by: LTK on 29 Sep 2013, 14:20
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Sep 2013, 14:30
Edit: I found a typo! First to find it gets in my signature saying whatever they like. :-D
Intution.
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Sep 2013, 14:32
Post by: SageJiraiya on 29 Sep 2013, 15:14
Edit: ooooooh-kaaaay. The one Barmy found wasn't the one I noticed. The one MoM found was. So, you both win. Please place your orders with the attendant. :-D
Post by: cesium133 on 29 Sep 2013, 17:06
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Sep 2013, 17:50
(http://i.imgur.com/YSFmD3Y.jpg)I did NOT take that picture.
(However, I do know where that picture was taken... Sometimes letter highway names are just not well thought out in this state.)
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OH! I get it now!
Post by: ackblom12 on 29 Sep 2013, 19:26
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R1KXkqSoM1E/UkjbNILmiXI/AAAAAAAA0ms/4iM30xsPjTw/w478-h640-no/tumblr_mf2vummu9f1rezbgzo1_500_large.jpg)
Post by: mtmerrick on 29 Sep 2013, 20:31
Post by: kyomi on 30 Sep 2013, 04:52
On another note.. I just realized that I had a dream about it being the week of Xmas and I had done no prior shopping. I *just* realized that it was a dream.. about 3 hours later. I was still thinking it was Xmas time for some reason...
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Sep 2013, 05:55
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/579/1318303707321.gif)
Oops:
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/040/387/13ye8mh_1_.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Sep 2013, 06:43
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Sep 2013, 06:53
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Sep 2013, 07:18
I was still thinking it was Xmas time for some reason...You have no idea how much I'd like the three months in between to be over (with a few exceptions).
Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Sep 2013, 07:36
It was hypothetical; just a story made up to illustrate a point.A good story nonetheless.
Post by: ackblom12 on 30 Sep 2013, 07:39
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dB6_y_LRSDY/UkmMdwH5g7I/AAAAAAAAHp0/k7_RNKlTqWw/w496-h685-no/f4edf27be0c8cb44ddb880ca361bbac7%255B1%255D.png)
Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2013, 08:16
It's good to be King? (http://imgur.com/gallery/6Zl7k)
Winged Hussars!
(http://i.imgur.com/NklV7x0.jpg?1)
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Sep 2013, 08:57
Goddamnit JimmyTHIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, JIMMY.
Post by: Carl-E on 30 Sep 2013, 09:41
Winged Hussars!
OMG, practical boob plate armor with riveted underwires...
Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2013, 09:54
Props to Bethesda softworks for making practical armor on females in teh Fallout and Elder Scrolls games.
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And now more Winged Hussars
Post by: kyomi on 30 Sep 2013, 10:04
Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2013, 10:13
Post by: kyomi on 30 Sep 2013, 12:22
Post by: LeeC on 30 Sep 2013, 12:31
(http://www.historyofjihad.org/austria6.jpg)
Here's a dose of Badass of the week for you on them.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hussars.html (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hussars.html)
I'm still trying to finish reading it. Works busy what with the possibility of a government shutdown.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Sep 2013, 13:08
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Sep 2013, 13:09
Also, I want one, but I'd probably try to hug it and get stabbed to death (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=223693991128443) :psyduck:
Post by: Welu on 30 Sep 2013, 13:53
They're coming!
My favourite part of that is the woman on the right who's just going about her day.
Post by: Kugai on 30 Sep 2013, 14:20
Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Sep 2013, 15:12
what I wonder is, why is there food in the last shot? It's obviously CGI, so why'd they add it?
Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Sep 2013, 21:04
Was trying to find that picture of impractical female armor where the arrows hit her in the chest to post under the Hussar pictures but couldn't find it. Wonder what festival it is.
Props to Bethesda softworks for making practical armor on females in teh Fallout and Elder Scrolls games.
"Boobplate" is unnecessary. Unless she is very well endowed, a woman can comfortably wear a normal/historical breastplate. For example, here's a woman reenactor wearing her armor (she jousts, also):
(http://www.wassonartistry.com/images/armor/15thcent/IMG_2253.JPG)
Post by: Jace on 30 Sep 2013, 21:12
That is truly some good looking armor. The curve between the breastplate and the faulds is so good. Could use to be polished up a bit for my tastes.
Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Sep 2013, 21:34
(http://sl-armours.com/images/patterns/bkg36.jpg)
Post by: celticgeek on 30 Sep 2013, 21:50
Sir Thomas Tom (http://allpoetry.com/poem/8518967-The-Knight-Whose-Armour-Didnt-Squeak-by-A.A._Milne)
Post by: Kugai on 30 Sep 2013, 22:37
Now this is a beastly suit of armor...
(http://sl-armours.com/images/patterns/bkg36.jpg)
Henry VIII?
Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Sep 2013, 23:23
Post by: Akima on 01 Oct 2013, 03:58
Could use to be polished up a bit for my tastes."We are but warriors for the working-day;
Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd
With rainy marching in the painful field"
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THE 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood an' stone;
'E don't obey no orders unless they is ‘is own;
'E keeps 'is side-arms awful: 'e leaves 'em all about,
An' then comes up the Regiment an' pokes the 'eathen out.
1
4
All along o' dirtiness, all along o' mess
All along o' doin' things rather-more-or-less
All along of abby-nay, kul an' hazar-ho,
Mind you keep your rifle an' yourself jus' so!
8
The young recruit is 'aughty - 'e draf's from Gawd knows where;
They bid 'im show 'is stockin's an' lay 'is mattress square;
‘E calls it bloomin' nonsense - 'e doesn't know no more -
An' then up comes 'is Company an kicks 'im round the floor !
12
The young recruit is 'ammered - 'e takes it very hard;
'E 'angs 'is 'ead an' mutters - 'e sulks about the yard;
'E talks o' "cruel tyrants" which 'e'll swing for by-an-by,
An 'the others 'ears an' mocks 'im, an' the boy goes orf to cry.
16
The young recruit is silly - 'e thinks o' suicide.
‘Es lost 'is gutter-devil; 'e 'asn't got 'is pride;
But day by day they kicks 'im, which 'elps 'im on a bit,
Till 'e finds 'isself one mornin' with a full an' proper kit.
20
Gettin' clear o’ dirtiness, gettin' done with mess,
Gettin' shut o' doin' things rather-more-or-less;
Not so fond of abby-nay, kul, nor hazar-ho
Learns to keep 'is rifle 'an 'isself jus' so !
24
The young recruit is 'appy - 'e throws a chest to suit;
You see 'im grow mustaches; you 'ear 'im slap 'is boot.
'E learns to drop the "bloodies" from every word ‘e slings
An' 'e shows an 'ealthy brisket when 'e strips for bars an' rings.
28
The cruel-tyrant-sergeants they watch 'im 'arf a year;
They watch 'im with 'is comrades, they watch 'im with 'is beer;
They watch 'im with the women at the regimental dance,
And the cruel-tyrant-sergeants send 'is name along for Lance.
32
An' now 'e's 'arf o' nothin', an' all a private yet,
‘Is room they up an' rags 'im to see what they will get.
They rags 'im low an' cunnin', each dirty trick they can,
But 'e learns to sweat 'is temper an' 'e learns to sweat 'is man.
36
An', last, a Colour-Sergeant, as such to be obeyed,
'E schools 'is men at cricket, 'e tells 'em on parade;
They sees 'im quick an' 'andy, uncommon set an' smart,
An' so 'e talks to orficers which 'ave the Core at 'eart.
40
'E learns to do 'is watchin' without it showin' plain;
'E learns to save a dummy, an' shove 'im straight again;
'E learns to check a ranker that's buyin' leave to shirk;
An' 'e learns to make men like 'im so they'll learn to like their work.
44
An' when it comes to marchin' he'll see their socks are right,
An' when it comes to action 'e shows 'em how to sight.
'E knows their ways of thinkin' and just what's in their mind.
'E knows when they are takin' on an' when they've fell be'ind.
48
'E knows each talkin' corp'ral that leads a squad astray;
'E feels 'is innards 'eavin', 'is bowels givin' way;
'E sees the blue-white faces all tryin' 'ard to grin,
An' 'e stands an' waits an' suffers till it's time to cap 'em in.
52
An' now the hugly bullets come peckin' through the dust,
An' no one wants to face 'em, but every beggar must;
So, like a man in irons, which isn't glad to go,
They moves 'em off by companies uncommon stiff an' slow.
56
Of all 'is five years' schoolin' they don't remember much
Excep' the not retreatin', the step an' keepin' touch.
It looks like teachin' wasted when they duck an' spread an' 'op -
But if 'e 'adn't learned 'em they'd be all about the shop.
60
An' now it's 'Oo goes backward? " an' now it's " 'Oo comes on?
An’ now it's Get the doolies," an' now the Captain's gone;
An' now it's bloody murder, but all the while they 'ear
'Is voice, the same as barrick-drill, a-shepherdin' the rear.
64
E's just as sick as they are, 'is 'eart is like to split,
But 'e works 'em, works 'em, works 'em till he feels 'em take the bit;
The rest is 'oldin' steady till the watchful bugles play,
An' 'e lifts 'em, lifts 'em, lifts 'em through the charge that wins the day!
68
The 'eathen in 'is blindness bows down to wood an' stone;
'E don't obey no orders unless they is 'is own.
The 'eathen in 'is blindness must end where 'e began,
But the backbone of the Army is the Non-commissioned Man !
72
Keep away from dirtiness - keep away from mess,
Don't get into doin' things rather-more-or-less
Let's ha' done with abby-nay, kul, and hazar-ho;
Mind you keep your rifle an' yourself jus' so !
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 05:21
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma79r8QYpj1qd7hayo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9znujtrhO1qbohddo1_1280.jpg)
Screw it, one more for good measure
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mad097wcU21rpkqzxo1_1280.jpg)
ok... this made me lol.. I promise I'll stop... eventually.. >.>;
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hkcn6S8p1rrcie9o1_500.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0wxk5LMF1qaa9rq.gif)
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Oct 2013, 05:45
Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2013, 05:47
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 05:49
"This one time, I ran so fast I became black"
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wedig4eF1rty3w6o1_400.gif)
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2013, 05:55
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Namely it names me as well adjusted.
Nextly fuck you I didn't go to prom. I was actually in the middle of the Crucible that night, and a 72 hour field exercise was way more fun then a dance.
Post by: cesium133 on 01 Oct 2013, 06:00
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)...there is, uh, quite a bit wrong with that...
...though I suppose I shouldn't talk, I'm quite a bit on the way to being a wizard, apparently...
Post by: bhtooefr on 01 Oct 2013, 06:34
On my way to becoming a wizard. For a few years (like from 16 to 22 or so), my new year's resolution was to get laid, but I actually don't really care any more.
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2013, 06:45
Also:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/4vlqf4.jpg)
Edit: Fixed the image...although when I went to edit my post, it showed up in the edit box. Anyway, reuploaded it, so it should work now.
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 07:55
Is it me, or does it look like Captain American is cocking a melee shotgun. That move just looks pretty awesome
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94s74d4F31r9r86fo1_250.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2013, 07:59
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 08:22
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jtlsSKlr1qewacoo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84f2qX3Wb1qahhxwo1_500.jpg)
I feel like I'm posting too much...
Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2013, 08:39
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7824891392/hE066C3EB/)
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 09:05
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ameahf6N1qaaowno1_1280.png)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Oct 2013, 09:13
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f86406b72c57eef28678ac30ef3eda4b/tumblr_mtyk0qAQ3N1sjhrvko2_400.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 09:17
Stephen is a sexy beast..
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tws1rbvX1rpto9ao1_250.gif)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tws1rbvX1rpto9ao2_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tws1rbvX1rpto9ao3_250.gif)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tws1rbvX1rpto9ao4_250.gif)
I miss Wayne's World
Holy crap... that's perfectly seamless
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 09:47
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/3303/YogurtthePirateDogheadbraceletPT.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 01 Oct 2013, 10:01
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m082zkJ1Cs1rp4vueo1_400.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Oct 2013, 10:36
Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2013, 10:40
Hey man can I bug you? hey! hey!
(http://i.imgur.com/UnfLFhe.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PlKKW2w.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pxFXM1F.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/9bsHFkG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pMXZeBA.gif)
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 10:52
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/most-touching-interspecies-friendships-you-never-thou
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr02/27/11/enhanced-buzz-5094-1380294508-18.jpg)
Post by: Sorflakne on 01 Oct 2013, 11:02
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)It doesn't count if you paid someone to take your virginity.
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 11:05
Post by: Masterpiece on 01 Oct 2013, 11:13
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)don't really like this one.
Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Oct 2013, 11:49
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Oct 2013, 12:03
Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Oct 2013, 12:12
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 12:31
Post by: LeeC on 01 Oct 2013, 13:36
Telling your good kid you ate all their Halloween candy. (http://imgur.com/gallery/xD2P3)
I must now go lift heavy things and use power saws for a bit to get some manliness back.
Post by: ankhtahr on 01 Oct 2013, 13:53
(http://i.imgur.com/3UNLeEo.jpg)
Post by: de_la_Nae on 01 Oct 2013, 15:32
I know that the wizard thing is a common joke on /tg/ and some other places. Don't know where it originated.
While I don't really mind not contributing some images I have to this thread, would you mind explaining a bit what you mean, May, by
Please can you stop the Jesus memes?
It's probably something obvious I'm missing, but it'd probably save us some grief if you could.
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 15:38
Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 Oct 2013, 15:40
Post by: LTK on 01 Oct 2013, 15:44
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 15:46
Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
May requesting to stop with the images is fair I think. Sorry about the confusion.
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Oct 2013, 16:08
Edit: That's from Hentai Kamen: Forbidden Superhero by the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TozprFrnn10
Post by: de_la_Nae on 01 Oct 2013, 16:24
Let's see here....
.......
.............
Okay, I have to link pictures from the web, don't I? Either that or I'm overlooking an obvious attachment function.
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Oct 2013, 16:43
Post by:
Hey man can I bug you? hey! hey!
(http://i.imgur.com/UnfLFhe.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PlKKW2w.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pxFXM1F.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/9bsHFkG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pMXZeBA.gif)
He just wants to make friends with that camera guy!
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3827834624/hCCF2BA7A/)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2946545664/hE1ACC0BF/)
Post by: Kugai on 01 Oct 2013, 18:30
Post by: de_la_Nae on 01 Oct 2013, 18:35
Yay for Fremen cats!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Oct 2013, 20:08
Post by: cesium133 on 01 Oct 2013, 20:09
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Oct 2013, 20:19
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 04:54
Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
May requesting to stop with the images is fair I think. Sorry about the confusion.
Can we get mods ruling? I see nothing wrong with it.. I think they are funny. Personally, I think it's like telling people to stop the cat pictures because they hate cats. It just seems like being overly sensitive about comedy... perhaps a compromise of putting them in spoilers? Also.. letting me know how to use spoilers? There isn't a button I can see for it.. unless it's something like spoiler=<text> in brackets and you put the image between the tags?
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 05:17
Word of advice though, maybe don't call people overly sensitive because something they hold dear is mocked and they don't like it.
Post by: snalin on 02 Oct 2013, 05:21
(click to show/hide)
Do this:
Code: [Select]
[spoiler]put spoiler text in here[/spoiler]To get this:
(click to show/hide)
Do this:
Code: [Select]
[spoiler=Some explanation of what the spoiler is about]Spoiler text[/spoiler]
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Oct 2013, 05:24
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 05:26
Word of advice though, maybe don't call people overly sensitive because something they hold dear is mocked and they don't like it.
The reason I said what I said was because if I don't like something or find it offensive, I just don't look at it or move past it. Maybe other people have different thoughts, but I assumed that is what other people were like :/ I'll do the spoiler thing.
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 05:27
And Kyomi, you can't "just not look at it" if you've already seen it. It's really just courtesy to not make people see things they aren't comfortable seeing if you can easily avoid it.
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 05:32
Here, have some funny
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luml93CTtT1qfno87o1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luml93CTtT1qfno87o2_500.gif)
I've thought about using Tapatalk.. but I just can't get past how annoying the name is for that app for some reason :psyduck:
I've also thought about doing this..
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k4e4QeiM1qcxcjfo1_1280.jpg)
I imagine this is what they are actually saying
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m073wufb5v1qb32szo1_400.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 06:07
For Example.. is this bad?
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
I'm not trying do be a bitch or anything about it.. I just want to get it straight what is/is not acceptable for satire/comedy
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Oct 2013, 06:25
But the Jesus pictures, like most manufactured memes, are IMO just not really funny in any case.
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 06:48
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0170txGSJ1qe93f7o1_500.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m029eqPiAZ1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)
(click to show/hide)
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 09:59
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwhmzAC2G1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)
Source, because it shortens it (http://sofapizza.me/post/15994860092/pleatedjeans-and-thats-all-i-need-to-know)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Oct 2013, 10:00
Post by: Metope on 02 Oct 2013, 10:05
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 10:08
Post by: LeeC on 02 Oct 2013, 11:11
Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Oct 2013, 11:27
It's not meant to be censorship, and I don't usually comment on the occasional image that makes me uncomfortable, but it was quite a lot in quick succession.
Post by: Pilchard123 on 02 Oct 2013, 11:43
(the joke about the man who refused two boats and a helicopter rescue in a flood before drowning is one of my favourites)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Oct 2013, 11:44
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Oct 2013, 11:45
Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Oct 2013, 11:55
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 12:19
Have this instead, the most metal baby ever:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5uo6Yrj51r2ntcho1_1280.jpg)
So.. lol.. :)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8sujTCmO1r3mj4to1_500.jpg)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 Oct 2013, 12:34
Post by: kyomi on 02 Oct 2013, 12:49
(click to show/hide)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvudsnOxmr1r7yi3uo1_1280.png)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 02 Oct 2013, 13:01
Quote
So.. lol..Silly, everyone knows that American cheese is not real cheese. It's made from...you know, I don't even want to know what it's made from.
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 13:04
Post by: lepetitfromage on 02 Oct 2013, 13:32
Cheerios
Lettuce
Lucky Charms
LOL eggs
As if buying eggs is just hiiiiiiiiiilaarious.
Post by: Kugai on 02 Oct 2013, 14:03
Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.
I just heard Charlton Heston laughing.
Post by: Welu on 02 Oct 2013, 14:12
LOL eggs
In my shop sometimes I giggle at the labels because some of the assorted multipack crisp bags are shortened to "ASS BAGS".
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 14:19
Well I did borrow that joke from Futurama.Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.I just heard Charlton Heston laughing.
Post by: LTK on 02 Oct 2013, 14:32
Not very funny. I like Story Time Jesus better:(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)
I don't think this one is a mockery, is it?
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 14:48
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Oct 2013, 15:05
I don't think this one is a mockery, is it?
There is an actual pun, requiring a slightly less than trivial religious knowledge; it works without the dreadful image, which actually contributes nothing. The earlier ones aren't really even jokes (like so many Internet memes).
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Oct 2013, 15:08
Post by: LTK on 02 Oct 2013, 15:12
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Oct 2013, 15:59
Post by: ackblom12 on 02 Oct 2013, 16:00
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ZI_b4E9W80g/Ukx3r0pjRkI/AAAAAAAABlQ/b5Krn07lgdw/w529-h684-no/XJbePIh.jpg)
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
I got no issue with this sentiment.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Oct 2013, 16:07
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0e9c801f74270795fe479a9446e98fd6/tumblr_mtp9nnmchO1qkry8ho2_250.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce20e92cefd9380d0215326e5049cd1d/tumblr_mttz66aRYT1rlums9o2_500.gif)
Dang, I can't find the one where he says, "Bludgeon my face in. Destroy me. Pull me apart like soft bread. Punch me in the...tits! Twist my head clean off and put me to sleep with your kind boots, Mr. Fancy Man."
Post by: Welu on 02 Oct 2013, 16:09
This is a bit more of a point than is usual for this thread, but it makes me happy.
[Dear Christine...]
That letter is both made better and ruined by "the gay".
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
I can get behind this. At least a break from them for a while.
(http://i.imgur.com/XbqkhVB.gif)
Post by: Kugai on 02 Oct 2013, 16:12
And yes, the Jesus meme's were beginning to be a bit uncomfortable for me too, and I'm generally easy going and relaxed about most things.
Post by: mtmerrick on 02 Oct 2013, 16:18
Post by: Sorflakne on 02 Oct 2013, 20:58
Post by: Kugai on 02 Oct 2013, 23:20
*Clink*
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Oct 2013, 01:53
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 03 Oct 2013, 04:15
Post by: kyomi on 03 Oct 2013, 04:51
Last thing I'm posting about "religion" and puts it perfectly about my thoughts :)
(click to show/hide)
:)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx05v0RA7p1qmj060o1_500.jpg)
Post by: lepetitfromage on 03 Oct 2013, 06:04
LOL eggs
In my shop sometimes I giggle at the labels because some of the assorted multipack crisp bags are shortened to "ASS BAGS".
Heh heh....I saw a label in the grocery store a while back that said "ALL METH COFFEE". :psyduck: I guess that's for when you REALLY need a pick-me-up.
Also....I love those freaking shoes. They are insane in the best possible way.
Post by: cesium133 on 03 Oct 2013, 06:41
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Oct 2013, 08:11
Tesla would be proud.That's awesome. I'd make it my ringtone if people weren't talking in it >_>
Post by: Pilchard123 on 03 Oct 2013, 10:48
Post by: Metope on 03 Oct 2013, 12:01
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1375685_694285567265434_1248840704_n.jpg)
So when someone posted that on FB, this happened:
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3667/10073525255_d4c562a6ee_z.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 03 Oct 2013, 12:50
Post by: kyomi on 03 Oct 2013, 13:07
I could not stop laughing at her face...
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Oct 2013, 13:28
(click to show/hide)
Post by: LeeC on 03 Oct 2013, 13:43
Post by: Pilchard123 on 03 Oct 2013, 13:53
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Post by: Sorflakne on 03 Oct 2013, 17:09
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuoftDrLo1r2uhf7o1_1280.jpg)I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw this, either.
I could not stop laughing at her face...
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Oct 2013, 18:30
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/83e0d02eaada21d38a5f1d5742a4513a/tumblr_mqshmq9Whq1sbgub0o2_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/49d1a141a1a7f00c339a6379daa866f7/tumblr_mqshmq9Whq1sbgub0o3_1280.png)
Post by: LeeC on 03 Oct 2013, 22:36
@ blue kitty: every night man!
also:
(http://i.imgur.com/oWB8QIe.gif)
Post by: pwhodges on 03 Oct 2013, 22:55
Post by: Sorflakne on 04 Oct 2013, 00:24
Post by: kyomi on 04 Oct 2013, 05:14
It's more funny than you would expect.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5eigKj7y1qjqzoeo1_500.gif)
Ha.
Post by: ackblom12 on 04 Oct 2013, 08:19
(http://i.imgur.com/lVwQEUNh.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 04 Oct 2013, 08:21
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Post by: LTK on 04 Oct 2013, 08:24
Half Made Up Drag Queens (http://imgur.com/a/6tJvd?gallery)
That is fucking with my brain so hard.
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Oct 2013, 08:56
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
Post by: LeeC on 04 Oct 2013, 09:01
anyways, this is actually pretty spectacular!
Not a valid youtube URL
Post by: kyomi on 04 Oct 2013, 10:43
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
I figured out that much, but I was more wondering what they were using to get it like that? I've never seen anything that smooth/clean
HAHAHA
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/senior_year/sex_ed.png)
Oh wait.. now I've made myself sad. Mostly because out of all of that I got excited over the free activation code for a game
Post by: LeeC on 04 Oct 2013, 12:31
(http://i.imgur.com/z3tjDlw.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2013, 12:38
No I will not let you in, Moose, you do not live here.
Post by: kyomi on 04 Oct 2013, 13:30
Speaking of foxes
"One of these things is not like the other..." :P
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2013, 13:41
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Speaking of foxes
(http://i.imgur.com/z3tjDlw.jpg)
Eeeee! Gimme!
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Oct 2013, 14:54
One is a silver fox. I'll let someone else find the relevant comic.
http://ozyandmillie.org
It just so happens that that's my current archive trawl target.
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Oct 2013, 15:03
Post by: Akima on 04 Oct 2013, 15:31
It's more funny than you would expect.Is that what you call a concrete-buffer in the USA? In Australia that is a machine for grinding the surface of cured concrete. The machine in that video we would call a "power float (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_trowel)"
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Oct 2013, 16:57
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
I figured out that much, but I was more wondering what they were using to get it like that? I've never seen anything that smooth/clean
I'm thinking depilatory cream. I know at least one heavily bearded drag queen who swears by it.
Post by: LeeC on 04 Oct 2013, 16:58
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/40819-adventure-time-vlogs-slumber-party-panic (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/40819-adventure-time-vlogs-slumber-party-panic)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Oct 2013, 17:51
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0fc63a34d6658719d25a72a864272ac7/tumblr_mu5u4vJlTY1r5zq6ao1_400.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/074a8c650b3497f68fecac3f6bb88bcc/tumblr_mu5u4vJlTY1r5zq6ao2_400.gif)
Post by: mtmerrick on 04 Oct 2013, 17:56
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You monsters, you boiled them all! You damn dirty apes!
The alternate option is that this crawdad is gloating over the destroyed corpses of his enemies Conan style, having entered into a successful alliance with the large hairless apes to achieve a killing blow against the foes of his tiny crawdad nation.
The image didn't like being hotlinked. I convinced it to disregard those feelings. -Method
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(http://i.imgur.com/tVcLRbI.jpg)
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
Post by: Kugai on 05 Oct 2013, 00:33
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Oct 2013, 00:57
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Oct 2013, 01:50
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
Standard behaviour; you browser has it cached, so you don't notice the problem until the cache times out or you check with a different browser.
Post by: mtmerrick on 05 Oct 2013, 01:59
>IMG<
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
I do. FMA FTW!
Post by: de_la_Nae on 05 Oct 2013, 02:26
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/tVcLRbI.jpg)
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
It took me a second, but that was actually the very first episode I ever saw of that show, so...
Goddamnit GM. <3
Also I would like to remind the viewers that, as impressive (and attractive, arousing, etc.) I and presumably you all find that half-and-half image...and it *is* impressive, what I'm about to say doesn't take that away... but they presumably had access to some distinct professionals. Lighting, photography, makeup, model, and image-manipulation (Photoshop etc.) all come together to answer your questions as to the how.
Now I'm inclined to say that they used quite a bit of Photoshop there at the end to intensify the difference between the halves, but you *can* do wonders if you slather enough layers of makeup on, and spend enough time with someone tweezering your face.
I never seem to be able to use depilatory cream on my face or neck very successfully. Either it doesn't really affect the hair, or I chemical burn myself.
Enough points, onward thread!
Post by: Pilchard123 on 05 Oct 2013, 02:28
Video that won't embed
"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Oct 2013, 05:39
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Post by: Carl-E on 05 Oct 2013, 09:36
I hate shaving, though, so I tried it when I was younger. It was effective on some parts, not on others.
I grew a beard instead.
Post by: LeeC on 05 Oct 2013, 10:00
someday I would like to sport the Ron Swanson mustache though.
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Oct 2013, 10:41
Post by: LeeC on 05 Oct 2013, 12:20
(http://i.imgur.com/3bUJFPV.gif?1)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 05 Oct 2013, 12:26
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Oct 2013, 12:27
I shave every 2-3 weeks...usually.Sounds like me. I'll probably shave later this week because I'm going to see Sarah next weekend.
Post by: LeeC on 05 Oct 2013, 14:03
6:38 has Eye of the Tiger played on a kazoo.I want that for everything! :-o
"Robot dog activate"
(http://i.imgur.com/KjzejzT.gif)
"Excitement: Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"
Post by: LTK on 05 Oct 2013, 14:21
I still prefer BigDog though.
Post by: Kugai on 05 Oct 2013, 14:27
Post by: Akima on 05 Oct 2013, 20:01
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 Oct 2013, 20:56
http://xkcd.com/119/
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Oct 2013, 21:13
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
They're called whipper snappers where you live? That may be worse than bubblers
Post by: tragic_pizza on 05 Oct 2013, 21:22
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Oct 2013, 23:04
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Oct 2013, 00:19
There is a band called Fuck Buttons. My life is complete.
There was a short thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24161.msg882135.html#msg882135) about them once.
Post by: mtmerrick on 06 Oct 2013, 00:49
"Robot dog activate"
>IMG<
"Excitement: Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"
no.
that's CLEARLY a cat.
*pats it on head*
Good WildCat. :)
Post by: LTK on 06 Oct 2013, 03:55
Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...That's too bad, because a small combustion engine is currently the only way you can power one of those things without tethering.
Also, whipper-snippers is a lovely, evocative name for a gas-powered weed trimmer.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Oct 2013, 12:55
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/726d26d84251c03e2d198c8674847233/tumblr_mu66cdEtv71qbsejjo2_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/49086241f600f28dd3a00e8fdd02714d/tumblr_mu66cdEtv71qbsejjo5_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef2e571d7947e9b8c47bc6bc82a60d28/tumblr_mu66cdEtv71qbsejjo3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4037ff86bac7c5ada53a232fe0393ffd/tumblr_mu66cdEtv71qbsejjo4_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Oct 2013, 13:04
Post by: LeeC on 06 Oct 2013, 13:07
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrNZKo5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/xqPE92k.jpg)
Post by: tragic_pizza on 06 Oct 2013, 13:23
Them people is crazy.
Post by: Thomas Edison on 06 Oct 2013, 13:42
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Oct 2013, 15:00
(http://www.servantsoftheimperium.com/comics/soti191_1.jpg)
And if no one believes you and it happens, well then you are called a Cassandra at that point.
Source (http://www.servantsoftheimperium.com/comic.php?comicid=196)
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Oct 2013, 15:07
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Oct 2013, 19:00
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1011533_751689098193879_2046830892_n.jpg)
Post by: ackblom12 on 06 Oct 2013, 23:00
Post by: kyomi on 07 Oct 2013, 10:43
All I can think of is this:
Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2013, 10:51
Cassandra was a princess of troy. The god Apollo gave her the ability to see the future. She predicted that bad things would happen because of Paris her brother, their parents sent him away to grow up. Cassandra spurred Apollo's advances so he cursed her. Making it so that no one would believe her. She predicted Paris and Helen would cause the fall of Troy but no one believed her.
Post by: kyomi on 07 Oct 2013, 12:02
-1 for twitter reply :/
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvg9w6jX2e1qzzd3do1_1280.jpg)
Not picking on you, but in general.. I hate when people try to turn everything into twitter when there is a valid reply/quote button for answers. The people that try to do it on youtube annoy the hell out of me.
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Oct 2013, 12:06
Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2013, 12:12
Post by: kyomi on 07 Oct 2013, 12:18
Here.. have a kitty
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveja6dlYv1qzylgvo1_1280.jpg)
This should be on a t-shirt.. I would buy that.
I just thought of this.. but aren't those some of the same symbols that are on the Stargate?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf2q8Fpz31qc8jh0o1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvf2q8Fpz31qc8jh0o2_500.gif)
Truth.
Post by: LTK on 07 Oct 2013, 12:23
Post by: ackblom12 on 07 Oct 2013, 12:49
Post by: kyomi on 07 Oct 2013, 12:55
His face... it makes the picture
Post by: ev4n on 07 Oct 2013, 13:01
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Oct 2013, 13:07
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Oct 2013, 13:17
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Oct 2013, 13:20
...it means my next class is starting soon and I should walk over to school. :|
Post by: LTK on 07 Oct 2013, 13:25
Repel's effect wore off...Eh, what kind of a wimp uses Repel in the first place anyway?
Post by: Lines on 07 Oct 2013, 14:48
Post by: mtmerrick on 07 Oct 2013, 14:54
what. just.... what? :psyduck:
Post by: Kugai on 07 Oct 2013, 15:47
Post by: LeeC on 07 Oct 2013, 16:00
Post by: Kugai on 07 Oct 2013, 16:36
T
F
??
!!!!!!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Oct 2013, 17:00
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a41e085e1ef68eaaaa93d8f9fed8f8b/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o2_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a6218aa959587dc19506bd9655a68c8d/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o3_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4f22ea220b65566847f0e0b6b038c44c/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o4_500.png)
Post by: Welu on 07 Oct 2013, 17:05
Post by: Masterpiece on 07 Oct 2013, 17:28
http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/07/honey-i-shrunk-fox-news/Lol, they're using Win8
what. just.... what? :psyduck:
Post by: Akima on 07 Oct 2013, 18:18
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aSQ4Yxunddg/UlLYPkM_SCI/AAAAAAACQ3g/UsRryq0Yng8/w360-h202-no/41y48.gif)This is a newsroom multi-fail. Apart from mistaking South America for Asia, and Brazil for China, the recent spate of hornet-attacks have been happening in Shaanxi province (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaanxi), which is nowhere near Hong Kong.
Post by: de_la_Nae on 07 Oct 2013, 18:50
Which is awesome to hear actually.
Post by: ackblom12 on 07 Oct 2013, 23:34
(http://i.imgur.com/LH0U1Ye.png)
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Oct 2013, 01:22
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 04:50
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e022b2963135744e17b12f7a0917ec42/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o1_500.gif)
Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?
Post by: BeoPuppy on 08 Oct 2013, 04:58
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 05:07
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 05:15
Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?Yep. Also the dentist from Seinfeld!
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 05:43
(http://i44.tinypic.com/30jtrvt.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 05:49
I could imagine that gif of the dad from Malcom in the Middle before a gif of one of the kids in MitM on the toilet.. heh
And then there's this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/3327/ (http://www.explosm.net/comics/3327/)
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Oct 2013, 05:52
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Haha.. I saw that yesterday. It had me going... until I couldn't figure out how they locked on to their target
What tipped me off is that their launcher is apparently two AT-4 trainers glued together.
Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Oct 2013, 06:23
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 06:57
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl2q4HpCJ1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg)
The top comment on that video:
"For some reason I feel like Steve Ballmer must wake up every morning and do a massive amount of cocaine."
Post by: BeoPuppy on 08 Oct 2013, 07:20
Post by: K1dmor on 08 Oct 2013, 07:57
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 08:37
<carrie video>
I must know what that music is.. it's epic :) If I was in that coffee shop I'd want her to teach me how...
Haha... that guy is pretty close to the movie trailer guy. Should get Pablo Francisco.. it would be a riot :)
Post by: Metope on 08 Oct 2013, 08:43
Post by: kyomi on 08 Oct 2013, 08:52
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzhhuNedV1ql2603o1_400.jpg)
Unfortunately it is.. just wait.. If it's not already here I give it 1-2 weeks at the most
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr1wzqy1O1qfuz9ro1_1280.gif)
Post by: LTK on 08 Oct 2013, 08:57
'loosing'Urrrggghhhh
Post by: Metope on 08 Oct 2013, 09:08
Post by: Sorflakne on 08 Oct 2013, 09:54
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5458/10156505335_a6831fdccb_o.jpg)Why do people keep misspelling 'lose' as 'loose'?
An even bigger question: Why do people misspell 'loose' as 'lose'?
Post by: Metope on 08 Oct 2013, 09:57
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 10:07
(http://i42.tinypic.com/hrwirk.png)
Post by: Metope on 08 Oct 2013, 10:13
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 10:15
Post by: ackblom12 on 08 Oct 2013, 10:50
Post by: LTK on 08 Oct 2013, 11:24
I've actually never seen the latter mistake. Anyway, I fixed it (clumsily in Paint, but fixed nonetheless!)While you're at it, can you change 'LEGOS' to 'LEGO'?
And then eliminate all erroneous variations of the image from the internet?
And don't crop out the artist credit, that's just wrong.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Oct 2013, 11:52
Quote
so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/13ade7afc37848782f5757f338353852/tumblr_mhkg7sSVjH1r8qi47o1_1280.jpg)
Alternatively
Quote
He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Post by: LeeC on 08 Oct 2013, 13:11
International Politics as taught in Canada:
(http://i.imgur.com/dRnnYpS.jpg)
cute shy kitty
(http://i.imgur.com/xlkMc4q.gif)
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 08 Oct 2013, 14:12
Here.. have a kitty
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveja6dlYv1qzylgvo1_1280.jpg)
This should be on a t-shirt.. I would buy that.
There IS a t-shirt... I'm the proud owner of one.
Get it here (http://www.threadless.com/product/3592/EVERY_TIME_A_CAT_CLEANS_ITSELF_IT_IS_WORSHIPPING_THE_DARK_LORD/tab,guys), they have tons of cool tshirts.
Post by: Akima on 08 Oct 2013, 14:27
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Oct 2013, 14:52
cute shy kitty
(http://i.imgur.com/xlkMc4q.gif)
Cats born with no pelvis can get around. Even more remarkable, in my mind, is the cat that has lost both legs on the same side following an accident and failed surgery, and now gets around on two right legs - because it had to relearn walking as an adult:
Post by: LTK on 08 Oct 2013, 14:56
Also, you can really see how useful the tail is to maintain balance.
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 19:46
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Oct 2013, 21:26
Quote
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5fb49711d3d44e5789eb1639da526a90/tumblr_mtbh9n2G6V1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Oct 2013, 22:02
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 09 Oct 2013, 04:50
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 06:28
(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy-trans.gif)(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np3/char/char/gifus/dizzy/dizzy-passout.gif)
Many more at: http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy-a.html (http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/dizzy-a.html)
Post by: pwhodges on 09 Oct 2013, 06:52
(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-trans-small.gif)(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-passout-small.gif)
It may not be terribly good, and seems to muck up the timing...
Found a website (http://gifmaker.me/resizer/) that does it - much better, except now we've lost the transparency:
(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-trans-small2.gif)(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-passout-small2.gif)
Another site (http://ezgif.com/resize) - ah, that's better:
(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-trans-small3.gif)(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-passout-small3.gif)
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 07:07
I tried using: (http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np3/char/char/gifus/dizzy/dizzy-crouch1.gif) and it's just stationary :(
Edit: yay! Apparently it was too big and it was resizing it that was screwing it up. Ok.. back to the regularly unscheduled madness :)
I is happy now. hooray for pwhodges :D Apparently it's a limit of 100x100?
Post by: pwhodges on 09 Oct 2013, 07:23
(http://cassland.org/images/QC/dizzy-passout-small4.gif)
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 07:47
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lszjotYYEQ1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Oct 2013, 08:17
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 08:19
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdghc4DrP1qcbo9lo1_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7w81M0tA1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Truth.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls08vcTqJl1qc8jh0o1_500.gif)
Ooooh... burn
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1lriBAM41qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
I miss them too :(
Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Oct 2013, 08:40
Interesting, considering they are twin brothers (though I'll be the first to admit that the Super Mario canon is fuzzy. (http://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi#Age)).Truth.(click to show/hide)
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 08:46
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsu2xt8P2z1qhuc9do2_250.gif)
Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Oct 2013, 08:55
My sister just didn't like the Super Nintendo. Or we'd play together. And I think she grew out of it pretty soon.
I did let my little sister "play", as in, give her the second controller and "act" as if I was player two (worked very well with Donkey Kong Country). Also worked with my best friend.
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 09:07
Post by: Sorflakne on 09 Oct 2013, 09:11
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1374239_10151944395820482_1642123805_n.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Oct 2013, 09:30
I don't know if I'd consider myself entirely free, but I feel like something that takes the other extreme like that the mindset in that image are not as harmful as the system they protest against (a system that the image exaggerates to an unnecessary degree), but harmful nonetheless.
@kyomi, that House thing is great.
Post by: kyomi on 09 Oct 2013, 11:00
Is that dude the back playing with Mario Paint Composer?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsfnw01Raz1qahhxwo1_500.jpg)
At least they're honest :)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlbi9SECr1qa219lo1_250.gif)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlbi9SECr1qa219lo2_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlbi9SECr1qa219lo3_250.gif)(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlbi9SECr1qa219lo4_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru0qctiVm1qa2nsho1_1280.jpg)
I lol'd... irl... loud...
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Post by: K1dmor on 09 Oct 2013, 14:19
(http://i.imgur.com/y4MC9ml.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 09 Oct 2013, 14:27
bagged milkNow I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians. See, this is why I prefer to visit the source of the information rather than see a screenshot with half the context missing.
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Oct 2013, 14:31
Post by: K1dmor on 09 Oct 2013, 14:33
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.
Post by: LTK on 09 Oct 2013, 14:42
The same people who make tea bags? :-)I just realised there's an alternate universe out there where milk is made like we make tea.
Also, this.
(http://media.tumblr.com/cb2eb0c6baf16b4a25dbabc70cda740c/tumblr_inline_mudrvzStuf1qczm6y.jpg)
Post by: Nikolai on 09 Oct 2013, 14:47
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.
In the Philippines, soda is sold in bags as well.
Post by: LTK on 09 Oct 2013, 14:59
Post by: snalin on 09 Oct 2013, 15:07
Mind. Blown.
Post by: ackblom12 on 09 Oct 2013, 15:37
Eagles are Terrifying (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/2013/09/25/golden-eagle-versus-deer-eagle-wins-photos/)
(http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/files/2013/09/EagleDeer2-e1380052726807.jpg)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 09 Oct 2013, 15:58
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)
Post by: K1dmor on 09 Oct 2013, 16:19
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Oct 2013, 16:35
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)
Most often it's just the cashier. Also, :psyduck:
Post by: ackblom12 on 09 Oct 2013, 16:48
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I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.
Eagles are Terrifying (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/2013/09/25/golden-eagle-versus-deer-eagle-wins-photos/)
(http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/files/2013/09/EagleDeer2-e1380052726807.jpg)
That's a terrible attack vector, normally eagles will strike from behind like that, but sink their talons into the region of spine we call the "Cervical vertebrae" on humans. This area of the skull is weak and squishy so the eagle gains two potential kill blows by striking in that region, either an immediate nervous system kill or his talons will continue to penetrate through to the brain. For more alpine animals such as mountain goats and big horn sheep (in North America) the eagles will instead strike at the center of gravity while the target is in a precarious position (both species regularly scale nearly sheer rock faces and cliffs) letting gravity do the work of actually killing the prey.
Eagles: Not an animal to fuck with.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Oct 2013, 19:07
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/321080e26058d85d0a51ea63949ec55e/tumblr_mu7zzvAc781qc5bvxo2_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/87e60ef358b09ef02155f7e2a489a3d0/tumblr_mu7zzvAc781qc5bvxo3_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/45958a95c933497c5c0eacc7b1e93014/tumblr_mu7zzvAc781qc5bvxo4_r1_1280.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Oct 2013, 19:08
Post by: mtmerrick on 09 Oct 2013, 19:11
why would she want to stay here? :psyduck:
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Oct 2013, 19:13
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
Post by: Grognard on 09 Oct 2013, 19:44
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
definitely.
windows be expensive. :-D
Post by: de_la_Nae on 09 Oct 2013, 19:57
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Here you go, this ought to work.
(https://flpics2.a.ssl.fastly.net/212/212613/0004e84b-3a6e-4a64-7524-80a149357a92_720.jpg)
Always a trip when I see her picture come up, because I'm acquainted with her; she's a local and runs in some of the same circles.
And yes her hair is pretty much always amazing. /envy
(http://www.tattoocd.com/tattoos/knuckle/knuckle0057307.jpg)
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and something about her hair really bugs me... not sure what it is...
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Oct 2013, 21:34
The greatest line in cinema history.
Post by: LeeC on 09 Oct 2013, 21:40
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 Oct 2013, 21:58
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Oct 2013, 23:14
http://deadspin.com/david-ortizs-nephew-hit-him-in-the-dick-with-a-basebal-1443182238
Post by: BeoPuppy on 10 Oct 2013, 01:57
(http://ikeaordeath.com/img/IKEA_or_DEATH_avatar.gif)
Post by: Aimless on 10 Oct 2013, 03:17
Post by: LTK on 10 Oct 2013, 04:51
Is there a full video of that?Bingo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuVidE73Y8&t=2m20s)
Post by: lepetitfromage on 10 Oct 2013, 05:36
Post by: kyomi on 10 Oct 2013, 06:06
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bf371c92a2fe5ce710066288e189c18/tumblr_mu6f4jCYGp1skszago1_400.jpg)
I've never seen boots at a wedding.. this was probably an awesome one :)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/476c1e9ade515637a3161602ff7fa0ac/tumblr_mu5x7yFNGL1skszago1_500.jpg)
http://ikeaordeath.com/
(http://ikeaordeath.com/img/IKEA_or_DEATH_avatar.gif)
I got 12 out of 20
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9666y7JL1ql8i93o1_250.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9666y7JL1ql8i93o2_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9666y7JL1ql8i93o3_250.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9666y7JL1ql8i93o4_250.gif)
Oh my god.. the person who made those gifs hates people with OCD.. the left ones line up but the right ones never will
This is just so evil it's hilarious
(http://i.imgur.com/9sXWLMe.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2013, 08:38
(http://i.imgur.com/qqhtdPU.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Oct 2013, 08:58
Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2013, 09:13
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Oct 2013, 09:15
Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2013, 09:25
Why Electra? Reading the story it just has her avenging her father's killer
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Post by: kyomi on 10 Oct 2013, 09:50
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpiqebbalD1qhqc6no1_r1_250.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpiqebbalD1qhqc6no2_r1_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpiqebbalD1qhqc6no3_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpwpqw58TA1qc2qtqo1_1280.jpg)
Yeah... I'm not eating any of those cakes >.>;
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Oct 2013, 09:56
Post by: kyomi on 10 Oct 2013, 10:00
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i4ovsQZs1qjhyjdo1_500.jpg)
Doesn't Museam have 1 'u'?
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/56503562e81c05ec788e651c9401e684/tumblr_mtlzbg78Cd1s14aeuo1_500.jpg)
LMAO... best caption ever "i find your lack of parents disturbing."
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/197886e75c0728de800365d8b7fc7b37/tumblr_mtgcwlHeTP1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
The guy on the right is laughing like hell.. hehe
Post by: Kugai on 10 Oct 2013, 10:46
Post by: ackblom12 on 10 Oct 2013, 12:10
Antechinus actually fucks itself to death and disentegration (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)
(http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/10/Antechinus.jpg)
Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Oct 2013, 12:41
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 10 Oct 2013, 14:26
Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Oct 2013, 14:35
Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2013, 16:05
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Oct 2013, 16:28
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MORE NATURE!
Antechinus actually fucks itself to death and disentegration (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)
(http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/10/Antechinus.jpg)
Little fucker is dedicated to the CAUSE man.
Post by: nekowafer on 10 Oct 2013, 18:02
Little fucker
:psyduck:
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Oct 2013, 18:06
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Oct 2013, 20:21
good cover IMHO.
and for those who prefer the original:
and I HAVE to post this every year:
Post by: tragic_pizza on 10 Oct 2013, 21:56
Quote
This is seriously awesome. 10/10 will listen again...
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Oct 2013, 00:07
Post by: LeeC on 11 Oct 2013, 00:10
Post by: Sorflakne on 11 Oct 2013, 01:18
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(http://i.imgur.com/q4KLsPJ.jpg?1)
so cute!
Post by: LTK on 11 Oct 2013, 05:03
(http://i.imgur.com/5owSsOj.gif)I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
Post by: Akima on 11 Oct 2013, 05:07
This is seriously awesome. 10/10 will listen again...It is awesome! The instrument is the 古筝 or gǔzhēng. It is pronounced, roughly, "goo-jung" (That's "jung" as in jungle, not Carl Jung).
Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 06:06
I can't remember who told me about Chthonic but I am very glad they did. It's all awesome music, especially with the "ethnic" instruments in it :)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Oct 2013, 07:12
I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
Could it have kicked away from the bed?
Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 07:32
Could it have kicked away from the bed?
It looks like the couch/bed or the item itself to me
I broke youtube... I didn't even know that was possible
(http://i.imgur.com/CU8khGz.png)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Oct 2013, 08:25
Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 09:10
Post by: Metope on 11 Oct 2013, 10:19
25 reasons why we love Scotland (http://m.imgur.com/a/Cfwm6)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 10:32
Do I have that right? What is a "chippy" ?
Post by: Metope on 11 Oct 2013, 10:34
Post by: celticgeek on 11 Oct 2013, 11:25
Post by: LeeC on 11 Oct 2013, 11:32
They're gonna end up living in a VAN down by the RIVER!(click to show/hide)
Counting Stars (http://imgur.com/gallery/Fp6S27c) by strangelykatie
(http://i.imgur.com/WZzAXAU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pWR1t8P.jpg)
Long live the king!
(http://i.imgur.com/Ys7Q6la.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 12:00
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2013, 12:06
Post by: Metope on 11 Oct 2013, 12:07
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Post by: kyomi on 11 Oct 2013, 12:42
Post by: Metope on 11 Oct 2013, 12:52
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2013, 12:59
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Oct 2013, 13:15
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Oct 2013, 13:42
That picture makes me angry for some reason.... Maybe it's the lack of logic in it, or trying to explain things with religion that can't be. I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's authentic hate literature in addition to being clearly absurd.
Quote
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities".
Post by: LTK on 11 Oct 2013, 15:14
I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
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I dunno why snakes are linked to satan, they're so friendly and awesome!
(So is Satan)
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2013, 15:27
That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
OK, try this thread (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=88288), which starts with the words on that poster, followed by the comment:
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Plain and simple. Any attempts to put homosexuality out of the equation yields weird results, like a huge six mile wide asteroid impacted 65 million years ago. This is similar to how you get weird results (as insanely large numbers) in mathematics if you divide anything by zero (which is a sign that you did something wrong).
Looking at the sites that this image is on, it's not clear whether it is a parody or not. I tend towards parody, because most genuine posters of that sort that I've seen make a point of advertising the church they're from.
Post by: LTK on 11 Oct 2013, 15:40
What happened to this world? Where did it all go so wrong?
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Oct 2013, 15:43
Post by: de_la_Nae on 11 Oct 2013, 16:10
Post by: Akima on 11 Oct 2013, 17:23
It's all awesome music, especially with the "ethnic" instruments in it :)What makes an èrhú (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhu) an "ethnic" instrument? If a Western folk-rock band included a violin in their line-up, would you describe that as an "ethnic" instrument? If not, why not? This is essentially a less malign version of the attitude that leads racists in Australia to describe Australians like me as "ethnics".
As for the gay dinosaurs, presumably whoever came up with that drivel thinks there must have been a awful lot of gay... well, everythings to cause the Permian Extinction Event (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian_extinction)...
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Oct 2013, 18:31
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 11 Oct 2013, 19:13
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Oct 2013, 00:35
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Oct 2013, 10:16
I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.
Post by: Papersatan on 12 Oct 2013, 11:10
"Ethnic" means "not a part of white culture". Using the word to describe contributions from non-white-western cultures is a form of othering. The only thing the word does is stress that this item is 'weird' or 'different' because it is not from white culture.
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Oct 2013, 12:24
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Speaking of which..
(The Scandinavian version of the second one I'm thinking of is the "Drejelire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drejelire)".)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Oct 2013, 12:40
As for the dinosaurs ... that's basically what the Onion thread is all about, right? We climbed so far up our own assholes as a species that we cannot tell the difference between satire and reality, sometimes. The dinosaur thing, well, it can go either way, which is a sure sign that something needs to change. Attitudes about science, for instance.
"Ethnic" sounds ... problematic. Maybe "old" or "not often seen, these days" or something would be more accurate.
Something stupid:
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_muglr1OQu01r9ynhlo1_1280.jpg)
(http://kxlu.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5514d9da68834017615a608a4970c-800wi)
Post by: LeeC on 12 Oct 2013, 13:28
I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
drop the beat!
(http://i.imgur.com/zbWlsdb.gif)
Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Oct 2013, 13:48
Post by: mtmerrick on 12 Oct 2013, 15:02
Post by: LTK on 12 Oct 2013, 16:36
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
(The industrial can opener for the 50-liter cans of cat food that beast obviously needs.)
Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Oct 2013, 16:48
Post by: LeeC on 12 Oct 2013, 17:05
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.keep him fed and often or else you're next (and there cant be a hole where the food was, cats then think its empty even though theres plenty of food around it)
(The industrial can opener for the 50-liter cans of cat food that beast obviously needs.)
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270909744_cd078aad8f.jpg)
Watching farfromsubtle play the new pokemon X game. I havnt played any pokemans since red way back when. This actually looks fun. Looks like its in France
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2212/coneheads23mz.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Oct 2013, 17:24
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/018db04e4c54b97a6b4f4a326c0e7bbd/tumblr_mtw5utLcY31si0mhgo2_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f8069d7ef2c1bdabf1ae0147daaaea2/tumblr_mtw5utLcY31si0mhgo3_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4814ca245afc392483762d240f155df4/tumblr_mtw5utLcY31si0mhgo4_500.gif)
Post by: Nikolai on 12 Oct 2013, 18:42
(click to show/hide)
This is one of my background pictures. It always makes me smile.
Post by: LeeC on 12 Oct 2013, 19:21
Don't Let Go (http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMV)
Post by: Sorflakne on 13 Oct 2013, 01:04
Post by: Akima on 13 Oct 2013, 03:27
"Ethnic" means "not a part of white culture".Just so. The slightly more up-market version is to refer to "World Music".
"Ethnic" sounds ... problematic. Maybe "old" or "not often seen, these days" or something would be more accurate.Old? The erhu and the violin both evolved from the same Central Asian bowed stringed instruments, so it is hard to decide which is older, assuming either is. And not often seen these days? In Europe or the USA maybe, but instruments like pipa, dizi, erhu, guzheng, yangqin etc. are commonplace in Chinese classical music, opera, movie soundtracks, popular music, metal bands (see above) and even in the hands of street-musicians busking on metro stations.
All of the above-mentioned instruments:
Classical pipa? We've got that covered:
Jazzed up electric version? Yeah, we can do that:
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Jazzed up electric version? Yeah, we can do that:
<3
Post by: BeoPuppy on 13 Oct 2013, 06:42
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Oct 2013, 08:00
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c42cdf0026e157b325efdf1f3c9b959/tumblr_muj7alijkj1s6goqdo2_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c93f7e2e800c47563b235995cadc6634/tumblr_muj7alijkj1s6goqdo3_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a6612d003fa8217d5cbafb3b8e218e8/tumblr_muj7alijkj1s6goqdo4_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5da016bad1fe97f3bbf1e1a34821327b/tumblr_muj7alijkj1s6goqdo5_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8287d16bfc0bcd84ad26822279141817/tumblr_muj7alijkj1s6goqdo6_1280.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 13 Oct 2013, 08:53
(http://i.imgur.com/5vdeIVb.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kDM4iFm.png)
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Now then.
Click this link: http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/115595
Read slowly and let the madness sink in.
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2013, 01:49
Post by: kyomi on 14 Oct 2013, 05:02
Basically I was trying to say that I really liked the way they used their traditional instruments in that song. See Graveworm - Fear of the Dark for another example (bagpipe solo in a metal song ftw).
Also, that picture is awesome.. I'm watching it and imagining that guy making "wooshing" noises :)
Have a dude shitting himself on live tv :)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f79dec8b4f53b4c796026d3294a1937e/tumblr_mud3xeUK8S1qigfjto1_400.gif)
<blind stuff>
What I want to know is.. how was that in the related videos to a Starcrafts video by Carbot?
Post by: ackblom12 on 14 Oct 2013, 06:24
Post by: LTK on 14 Oct 2013, 06:26
Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Oct 2013, 06:51
(http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/blackcanarysm.png)
Post by: Grognard on 14 Oct 2013, 07:00
Post by: kyomi on 14 Oct 2013, 09:17
If you don't care for metal, skip to about 2:40 for the awesome.. it gives me goosebumps every time I listen to it.
It's just such a powerful section...
My god... the emotion... that makes me tear up.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Oct 2013, 09:43
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2013, 09:50
Post by: Jace on 14 Oct 2013, 10:31
Why. :psyduck:
wrt the dog with the food table thing, it has a stomach disorder such that for it to be able to digest food it has to be sitting upright when it eats.
Post by: kyomi on 14 Oct 2013, 12:28
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Oct 2013, 13:13
Post by: Akima on 14 Oct 2013, 15:31
I apologize for the horrible wording in my last post, I didn't mean to offend anyone. I couldn't find the right word to describe what I was thinking and "ethnic" kept coming up. "Traditional" would of been a better word.I know you had no ill intent, and I apologise for "picking on you" a bit, but "ethnic" carries a lot of baggage in contexts like "ethnic music", "ethnic food" etc.
On the other hand, erhu is awesome, and welcome to the admirers' club! No instrument weeps like the erhu. Except when it doesn't:
BTW, for those who do not know, erhu (http://translate.google.com.au/?hl=en&tab=wT#auto/en/%E4%BA%8C%E8%83%A1) (二胡 èrhú) is pronounced, roughly, "are-who" not "err-who".
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2013, 16:23
A typical page, opened at random, contains the entries (only summarised here):
Hornprinzipal (an organ stop)
Hornwerk (an organ whose pipes all sound simultaneously, as a signal calling to worship)
Horologium (a wheel with bells on, which tinkle when it is rotated)
Hörpauke, Hörpaigge (variant of Heerpauke: a kettledrum, or an organ stop imitating a drum)
Hosanna (a small carillon patented in France in 1898)
Ho sheng (see Ho: a small sheng of China, with 13 pipes)
Hourglass drum (a drum smaller in the middle than at the ends, found in Asia, E. Africa, Melanesia)
Hpa si (see Ka si: Burmese bronze kettle gong, with four pairs of ornamental frogs - also Kaun chet)
Hruozza (Cruit; glossed in 10th c. as Sambuca)
Hsiang ch'ih (percussion stick of china made of redwood; in N. China, used at funerals)
Hsiang pan (percussion plaque of China, made of thick brass)
Hsiao (end-blown flute of China; full name Feng huang hsiao, modern version is Tung hsiao)
Hsiao ku (small frame drum of China, played with a knobbed withy)
Hsiao tse (= Ko ling)
Hsien tse (= San hsien)
Hsing erb (Chinese cymbals; in N. China, almost hemispherical in shape)
Hsing lung sheng (Chinese term for organ, introduced from the West by Kublai Khan)
Hsiian (ovoid globular flute of China, known since the Shang period, of bone, clay or porcelain)
It's the kind of book you can get lost in for hours following cross-references.
The word "ethnic" does not appear (of course!). The preface says: "...this dictionary in incomplete. [...] listed well over five thousand books and papers on non-European and folk instruments alone;".
Post by: celticgeek on 14 Oct 2013, 16:42
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I would challenge your statement that no inturment can weep like the ehru can, the violin cries with a lot of emotion.
The piano too can have a powerful voice.
I actually really enjoy instruments that people don't expect being sad's mourning cries.
I was looking for sad pipe music and got lost. I found this cross over set featuring traditional Chinese instruments and the pipes of all things.
Good stuff that is.
Now some pipes.
And to bring you all down from what some of you heathens likely think of as torture of a cat, here's my favorite relaxation instrument. The Shakuhachi is a flute of Japanese origin.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Oct 2013, 19:17
Laws from Leviticus, delivered through 'artfully' posed Legos. (http://imgur.com/gallery/kHc4G)
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Oct 2013, 19:38
(I read a bunch of it years ago, I should probably reread it someday and finish it if I can eventually.)
Post by: LeeC on 14 Oct 2013, 19:47
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Oct 2013, 19:56
Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Oct 2013, 20:54
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ed6afb79853b0b3f94d8b5f89def362/tumblr_mu5q2yVS2L1qz581wo2_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8885567aedd14d14de7222ac2f55c096/tumblr_mu5q2yVS2L1qz581wo3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e1e36fe7cf0d76daf6bbee9c371e2a0/tumblr_mu5q2yVS2L1qz581wo4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2ceab5fc0cc5b1447e8e7b33fa2603b/tumblr_mu5q2yVS2L1qz581wo6_1280.jpg)
Post by: ackblom12 on 14 Oct 2013, 20:58
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Post by: ackblom12 on 14 Oct 2013, 22:53
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 00:16
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Oct 2013, 00:23
(http://i.imgur.com/caQtxvx.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 00:28
Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Oct 2013, 00:42
(http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/17103768.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 00:51
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 15 Oct 2013, 01:44
Rapper’s Real Name Or Republican Congressman? (http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexnaidus/rappers-real-name-or-republican-congressman?bffb)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/14/13/enhanced-buzz-16676-1381772560-28.jpg)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Oct 2013, 03:09
I see your Gael and raise you a Gael.
(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0073/2452/products/BEFORE_THE_EXTRACTION_2_medium.jpg?6352)
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 03:26
(http://i.imgur.com/r7jLNM0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/u6N2PkZ.gif)
Post by: LTK on 15 Oct 2013, 04:20
Post by: kyomi on 15 Oct 2013, 05:34
Skip to 4:20 if you don' t like metal
Two of my best examples :)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Oct 2013, 05:48
If You Liked Rebecca Black’s “Friday," You'll Love "Chinese Food"
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Edit: Link's being dumb. Enjoy your feels.
Post by: de_la_Nae on 15 Oct 2013, 06:01
"I don't come and bite your beard!" ahahahahahaa!
Now then.
Click this link: http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/115595
Read slowly and let the madness sink in.
Damn it all, Garand. That actually sent me into Joker-style laughter. Hamil version. It was a slowly building thing, but I'm pretty certain something cracked for a minute there.
Bizarro universe encyclopedia (http://the-dimka.livejournal.com/6645.html)Well now I want that book.
At the least I'm porting some of that over to /d/.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Oct 2013, 06:56
(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/the-year-in-pictures_1/fun-with-lego.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 15 Oct 2013, 07:48
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2013, 08:40
Well what do ya know, bears don't stop being cute when they grow up.
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 11:17
http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMVGM I posted this a page ago. :mrgreen:
Edit: Link's being dumb. Enjoy your feels.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Oct 2013, 11:48
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d12fc3122b29243e98e6e11cfe35063/tumblr_mqtuc0Ams41qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/89545ab3fd955c3e7413be9622a30b67/tumblr_mqtuc0Ams41qewacoo2_500.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 15 Oct 2013, 11:49
Is it just me or is anyone else getting black boxes instead of videos?
Possibly just you? I'm getting videos just fine. Clear your temp files? Don't use IE 10? :)
Apparently I have a bizzare cantaloupe phobia... huzzah :D
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2013, 11:53
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Oct 2013, 12:01
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2013, 12:42
Quote from: Alt text
Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!
Post by: kyomi on 15 Oct 2013, 12:46
I wonder if you could use alt text on images here.. something like <img=something alt=something else> ?
Post by: LTK on 15 Oct 2013, 12:54
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Oct 2013, 13:45
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png)
[img alt=Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!]
However, what you are looking for is an image title attribute. SMF doesn't support this; but some browsers may display the alt attribute on a hover if no title is present (my Opera does not).
This is how it looks in html (
[html]
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png" title="Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!">
[/html]
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2013, 14:35
Post by: Akima on 15 Oct 2013, 14:41
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Oct 2013, 15:04
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Oct 2013, 15:12
Can us mods do that, or just you (and of course the other admins, should they return)?
Admins can do anything (there is no set of permissions for admins), though html can be turned off even for admins. Otherwise, BBCode is either allowed or not, with no distinctions between different levels of member.
However, it seems I was feeling generous when I went through the settings after becoming admin, because it turns out that the html tag is allowed. You can't use html on its own - you have to put the [html]...[/html] tags round it. Only a few html tags are allowed, though, as otherwise the potential for users' own html to break the page created by the forum is too great:
Code: [Select]
<b>, <u>, <i>, <s>, <em>, <ins>, <del>
<a href="">
<img src="" alt="" title="" />
<br />,<hr />
<pre>,<blockquote>(Note that just listing those without the code tags around them broke the layout comprehensively!)
There's virtually nothing there that can't be done in straight BBCode - the additional attributes of img is the biggest reason to use this, I think. The tag attributes in that list are not the only ones allowed, though.
Ooh! I've just realised that you can do this with straight BBCode anyway, using the [abbr] or [acronym] tag (they're the same) :)
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png)
[abbr=Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png[/img][/abbr]
Post by: de_la_Nae on 15 Oct 2013, 16:07
Post by: LeeC on 15 Oct 2013, 16:15
Post by: de_la_Nae on 15 Oct 2013, 20:48
(http://www.boredpanda.org/system/wp-content/plugins/copyrightWrapper/watermark.php?display=true&image=https://s3.amazonaws.com/boredpanda.org/switcharoo-couples-switch-outfits-hana-pesut/couples-switch-outfits-switcheroo-project-hana-pesut-110__88.jpg)
It's adorable and hot and I'm all EEEEEEEEE
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Oct 2013, 21:08
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bc0e3f990712819de91465c5ff594319/tumblr_mueln9xZJz1skiqoqo2_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/741489945400eaf9944a64154e603271/tumblr_mueln9xZJz1skiqoqo3_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/af41dba817aa173682fed075f1415f8c/tumblr_mueln9xZJz1skiqoqo4_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8d34fc39cfa914198c0ed9bae2cecdf0/tumblr_mueln9xZJz1skiqoqo5_1280.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2013, 21:29
Post by: LTK on 16 Oct 2013, 03:00
Post by: bhtooefr on 16 Oct 2013, 03:06
(The guy's chest hair is the giveaway.)
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(http://dykai.eu/fun/content/2013/01/20/geros-und-funny/015188__funniest__dykai-eu.jpg)
There's supposed to be a cartoon "Kaboom" between the 4th and 5th panels but I can't find the full thing an actually visible resolution.
Post by: kyomi on 16 Oct 2013, 05:28
Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also? I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things. The picture itself is pretty neat :)
Hehe, I just noticed you can see the growth of a weed to the right of the AIR supply pole.
This is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.
(click to show/hide)
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Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also? I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things. The picture itself is pretty neat :)
His shoe got blown off in the explosion that resulted in the bebe. No clue about why she took her boots off, sorry.
Post by: nekowafer on 16 Oct 2013, 06:44
Post by: Welu on 16 Oct 2013, 07:02
Both those baby photo sets are cute and funny. That looks like quite a new baby in the air one compared to the magic one.
Post by: kyomi on 16 Oct 2013, 09:29
What disease?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e47ecf22de19ad721108540a79b0b1f1/tumblr_mur5z6Da9x1qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
Post by: ackblom12 on 16 Oct 2013, 11:53
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-OWqc2yrgoMg/Ul3fEfh88_I/AAAAAAAAXys/4NbuZHCQCHE/w913-h685-no/antchrist.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 16 Oct 2013, 13:16
Post by: kyomi on 16 Oct 2013, 13:20
Post by: mtmerrick on 16 Oct 2013, 14:31
Post by: Sorflakne on 16 Oct 2013, 14:40
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Post by: Welu on 16 Oct 2013, 16:07
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Oct 2013, 16:42
Post by: LeeC on 16 Oct 2013, 18:39
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Oct 2013, 19:16
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
This was not meant to be discovered at quarter past 3 in the morning.
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Oct 2013, 19:20
Edit: Also is Blue Platinum the best possible quality?
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Post by: cesium133 on 16 Oct 2013, 19:54
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
edit -- heh... "Ancient Methology"
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Oct 2013, 00:31
(http://i.imgur.com/ICUWIlx.png)
(http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/shirtsquare-lousy.jpg)
Post by: Masterpiece on 17 Oct 2013, 00:34
Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Oct 2013, 03:41
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When men marry ponies. (http://imgur.com/a/nYGIq)
I can't tell if that's a step down from dakimakura or not.
Post by: kyomi on 17 Oct 2013, 05:08
(http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0860_small.jpg)
Catgirl comic :3 (http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=860)
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Oct 2013, 08:33
http://www.channel4.com/news/british-gas-twitter-campaign-fail-abuse-q-and-a (http://www.channel4.com/news/british-gas-twitter-campaign-fail-abuse-q-and-a)
(http://i24.tinypic.com/xcuae1.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 09:40
Post by: kyomi on 17 Oct 2013, 10:23
STEGOSAURUS!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Oct 2013, 10:32
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ef219842b4de0b8f79cc4c34b602052/tumblr_muqlrqgkyZ1qzy3w8o1_1280.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 12:09
(http://i.imgur.com/HioCY2A.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 12:46
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWzVBHhIIAEyOgn.jpg)
Post by: Welu on 17 Oct 2013, 13:18
I'm so glad I was done working for the day when I saw that.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
This was not meant to be discovered at quarter past 3 in the morning.
Whelp Welu just murdered my productivity with a goddamn axe.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
edit -- heh... "Ancient Methology"
Yay! I brought people down with me!
Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 13:37
Post by: Welu on 17 Oct 2013, 13:47
Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 13:53
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 14:14
Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 14:20
Owl Facts
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 14:28
Post by: LeeC on 17 Oct 2013, 14:40
That would've improved only with Morgan Freeman as narrator. Great stuff though :mrgreen:
then you'd like this
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 14:56
I prefer this.
Post by: Kugai on 17 Oct 2013, 18:23
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 18:31
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this reminds me of something I did on st. patricks day 3 years ago.
(http://i.imgur.com/HioCY2A.jpg)
One of my friends did that to me while I was running around kilted. The girl and I were both /very/ embarrassed. Got her number though so I suppose I can't be too mad at him.
Post by: de_la_Nae on 17 Oct 2013, 19:09
Took this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Oct 2013, 19:20
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/71b56b6d3ca52e0349f36beb54dd8350/tumblr_murw3ji07t1qckp4qo1_1280.png)
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Oct 2013, 19:25
That was my reaction too :DTook this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Oct 2013, 02:36
These sharks with an articulated upper jaw are pretty weird:
(http://i.imgur.com/WGpUo3I.gif)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 Oct 2013, 04:56
:psyduck: shark
"Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting..."
Post by: Akima on 18 Oct 2013, 06:17
These sharks with an articulated upper jaw are pretty weird:This must be that fabled English sang froid. Quite horrifying might be more a less phlegmatic response.
Post by: Grognard on 18 Oct 2013, 07:37
(http://www.creativa.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/AerialDrones_main_0224.jpg)
like via WiFi and the WWW, thru a satellite from the opposite side of the planet.
Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 Oct 2013, 07:50
EDIT: The jaw-thing, not the camera drone.
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Oct 2013, 07:56
Post by: kyomi on 18 Oct 2013, 10:31
Damn you Jeph and your D&D night reminding me how much I miss playing that :(
Post by: LeeC on 18 Oct 2013, 13:26
I mean I know why Bethesda went that route (or a theory anyways) but still.
Post by: LTK on 18 Oct 2013, 13:27
Post by: LeeC on 18 Oct 2013, 13:34
Amata
(click to show/hide)
My Theory:
(click to show/hide)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Oct 2013, 19:32
THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Oct 2013, 19:40
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Oct 2013, 20:10
Post by: K1dmor on 18 Oct 2013, 20:46
Post by: Jace on 18 Oct 2013, 23:28
Post by: ackblom12 on 19 Oct 2013, 01:02
(http://i.imgur.com/pujoDZz.gif)
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXRCeM5UEs
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Oct 2013, 02:06
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 07:12
(http://medievalfragments.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/cats1.jpg?w=640&h=481)
yup, never change
(http://i.imgur.com/wNLVtmb.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Oct 2013, 09:37
Post by: Masterpiece on 19 Oct 2013, 09:40
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 12:22
I wouldn't watch this at work, someone looking over your shoulder might not realize its about wrestling
Post by: ackblom12 on 19 Oct 2013, 13:00
Life Sized Unicorn Cake (http://io9.com/good-god-this-life-sized-unicorn-cake-is-filled-with-r-1448241726)
Post by: Masterpiece on 19 Oct 2013, 13:08
Post by: Jace on 19 Oct 2013, 14:05
MIIIIISSSSAAAAANNNNDDDRRRRYYYY
Post by: Jace on 19 Oct 2013, 14:06
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 14:26
in other news: I love this time of year.
(http://i.imgur.com/3cmj0IM.jpg)
Post by: Kugai on 19 Oct 2013, 14:35
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Oct 2013, 15:08
Post by: celticgeek on 19 Oct 2013, 15:10
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Oct 2013, 17:54
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4572f7a47d748c14f7781a08c01b6c27/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/299978101d7942b726fe5cc9fa3a46bb/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no2_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/16a6c7e10c474e7eaf2a085e6c1e7475/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no3_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5c30a9cc906e908e45681c5d36672ba/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no4_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/221f989fc30e289e70fcdf640497acf6/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no5_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/378ab9b9eeb2377e43f5830fcd97c11d/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no6_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a647f230c5475ebcf83cd077c38b0165/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no7_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7369b6f0053372ad45ae75ed06de9810/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no8_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b757834547a75005f90476669c0e756/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no9_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7f92a8d877616c8551d21a789c3bafb/tumblr_muvh05bomr1qzcv7no10_1280.jpg)
Post by: ackblom12 on 19 Oct 2013, 17:56
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 18:13
(http://i.imgur.com/YYqlNPM.gif)
my god, all the weight ive lost would be for nothing if I found out where I can get this!
(http://i.imgur.com/w2aCSGH.png)
Favorite foods are steak, pizza, and mexican (burritos tacos, taquitoes etc) in that order! this is almost the culmination of all 3!
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 Oct 2013, 19:00
Pizza is and will forever be the ultimate form of food.
Post by: Kugai on 19 Oct 2013, 21:28
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 22:40
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Oct 2013, 22:52
Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 23:01
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Oct 2013, 23:16
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 00:59
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Oct 2013, 07:00
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ee67d48ddda11a49f9d7dfba87e3f2f7/tumblr_muwdrcYCBP1r28exdo2_500.png)
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Oct 2013, 08:26
Post by: Cire27 on 20 Oct 2013, 09:00
But probably not.
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Oct 2013, 09:04
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 09:12
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 09:18
(http://i.imgur.com/VIFcjYU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qyFk2.gif)
Post by: Welu on 20 Oct 2013, 10:06
Post by: Kugai on 20 Oct 2013, 10:34
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 13:09
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 17:06
Post by: mtmerrick on 20 Oct 2013, 17:23
>sugar gliders<
my ex-gf's sister had sugar gliders. they are EVIL little creatures.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Oct 2013, 18:00
Quote
I street passed a guy who was in charged of a strip club in his basement.(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ffb57bc7efac7f6eddf5beeb6aed459/tumblr_mutzvp1e7z1rleqtfo1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/436eb188748ac251c411462b77ab8986/tumblr_mutzvp1e7z1rleqtfo2_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/14554af2165c1049d2063c35bd08821d/tumblr_mutzvp1e7z1rleqtfo3_400.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Oct 2013, 18:02
Post by: Thomas Edison on 20 Oct 2013, 18:21
And with my little understanding I think "chibi Second Life" might be the new way I describe it to other people.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Oct 2013, 19:52
Post by: LeeC on 20 Oct 2013, 20:07
(http://i.imgur.com/VIw9K0W.jpg)
Post by: tragic_pizza on 20 Oct 2013, 22:38
I wish I knew how to imbed videos.
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Oct 2013, 23:34
Post by: Metope on 21 Oct 2013, 05:24
FLUFFEH BUNNEH (http://io9.com/precise-measurements-reveal-that-this-is-the-worlds-fl-1447238570)
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Oct 2013, 05:30
Post by: Metope on 21 Oct 2013, 05:32
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y77EKRTotnk/Ul00L4GuzyI/AAAAAAABStI/XqqOXKjPGaI/s1600/The+most+fluffy+bunny+in+the+world06.jpg)
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Oct 2013, 05:33
Post by: ev4n on 21 Oct 2013, 05:39
Post by: cesium133 on 21 Oct 2013, 11:24
Post by: Sorflakne on 21 Oct 2013, 12:22
Post by: Thomas Edison on 21 Oct 2013, 12:49
Post by: Sorflakne on 21 Oct 2013, 12:55
Post by: cesium133 on 21 Oct 2013, 13:03
Post by: Akima on 21 Oct 2013, 14:52
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/723.pngI'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
(http://www.atlantablackstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Harrison-Ford-blue.jpg)
“Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.” ― Haruki Murakami.
Post by: pwhodges on 21 Oct 2013, 15:58
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Oct 2013, 20:14
(http://i.imgur.com/AiurKey.gif)
Post by: cesium133 on 21 Oct 2013, 21:14
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Oct 2013, 21:21
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
Kneecapped and then taken out
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wzpr2ZBF1rvbttyo1_500.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 22 Oct 2013, 05:24
"huh, what? Poked you? It wasnt me!"
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Oct 2013, 06:16
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
Kneecapped and then taken out
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wzpr2ZBF1rvbttyo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd6c6e55220b7829bc65a3d33c787d15/tumblr_muh8wkAnfn1qzcv7no1_400.gif)
Post by: ev4n on 22 Oct 2013, 06:32
I'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
Yet another unneeded reminder that we're all getting older. :(
Post by: LeeC on 22 Oct 2013, 06:51
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/114/a/7/bioshock___big_daddy_in_the_rain_by_vadeg-d4xhxne.jpg)
this reminds me I should post something in CLICK
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/209/4/9/fallout_chibis_extravaganza_by_momo_deary-d41wf42.jpg)
Abandoned boy holding a stuffed toy animal. London 1945
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Post by: nekowafer on 22 Oct 2013, 10:38
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Oct 2013, 12:13
(http://i.imgur.com/TUhYoV8.png)
one of the greatest films ever!
Post by: nekowafer on 22 Oct 2013, 12:17
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Post by: Akima on 22 Oct 2013, 14:29
This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
The epilogue made me laugh out loud.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Oct 2013, 14:52
(http://i.imgur.com/lSjkmNj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/4LvJ6Fa.gif)
Post by: LTK on 22 Oct 2013, 15:05
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Post by: cesium133 on 22 Oct 2013, 15:47
Wow, I didn't know that was even possible. What are the odds of a chunk of space rock being suitable to forge into a sword?Many meteors are made of iron, and those ones would be suitable for making into steel.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Oct 2013, 16:49
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/527016c27fb2f02d6b138fc1536bd314/tumblr_mtwf0gYQ6e1qg2yodo1_1280.png)
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Oct 2013, 17:02
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Oct 2013, 17:12
See other Disney Princesses dressed up as something else for Halloween HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/10/because-its-cheating-to-trick-or-treat-a.php). Mulan as Xena and Aurora/Sleeping Beauty as Daenerys Targaryen = win.
Post by: Kugai on 22 Oct 2013, 17:17
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Oct 2013, 17:17
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This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
The epilogue made me laugh out loud.
I'd ask him to forge me a proper hand and a half bastard sword. (The question remains is the sword named for me, or am I named for the sword?) or a battle ready M1859 Marine NCO Saber
(http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images/SD926606_USMC_NCO.JPG)
I'd ask for the traditional battle ready wide dimensions as opposed to the thinned down ceremonial blade style.
Though honestly if I'm going to have a sword commissioned for me... I'll be spending more money then I even want to think about and making a trip to the remaining Japanese sword making clans to have a Katana fitted to my hand and body, then spend a couple years with a Kenjutsu master to make sure I'm not an insult to the blade's spirit.
Post by: Jace on 22 Oct 2013, 20:58
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Oct 2013, 21:07
Post by: LeeC on 22 Oct 2013, 21:17
Post by: Jace on 22 Oct 2013, 21:20
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Oct 2013, 21:43
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Oct 2013, 22:22
IIRC, there actually are a few katanas that have a million layers of steel, but it only takes 20 folds to achieve this.
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 22 Oct 2013, 23:56
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 23 Oct 2013, 00:45
See other Disney Princesses dressed up as something else for Halloween HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/10/because-its-cheating-to-trick-or-treat-a.php). Mulan as Xena and Aurora/Sleeping Beauty as Daenerys Targaryen = win.
My favorite one is definitely Alice as Buffy. That crossover touches most of my favorite moments of my childhood.
Post by: Akima on 23 Oct 2013, 02:16
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Oct 2013, 03:13
And now as a GIF (get the whole strip on your screen at once before watching):
(http://i.imgur.com/gGawi58.gif)
Post by: snalin on 23 Oct 2013, 04:00
Not familiar with the term "weeaboo" but from casual research it appears to be an insult. That would be unwelcome.
Western person that fetishizes Japanese culture and history, without really understanding it. The joke is of course that traditional katanas, while masterworks, were still no better than the contemporary or earlier mass produced western arms, as Japanese forgers only had pig iron to work with - not quality steel. The mythic fixation on katanas in western culture is a reflection of the higher status of the sword in Japanese culture compared to contemporary European culture, rather than a reflection of quality.
A good, western arming sword (one handled sword, D&D "longsword" (D&D is wrong about what a longsword is)) has a quality of brutal honesty to it that many of the backswords (the sabres and katanas and what have you) of the world lack. There's no attempt at art in an arming sword, it's just a weapon. I've got one of these, and I'd take it over any katana:
(http://www.armourclass.co.uk/Data/Gfx/Big-Med-Bat-Long.jpg)
According to wikipedia, the katanas are also short - 60–73 cm or 25-29 inches blade length for a two-handled sword. Compared to the ~75 cm of a one handled arming sword. I suspect it's simply due to said lower quality steel causing higher weight - so you'd need to keep the blades shorter to maintain a weight that's still effective in combat. The curved blade of the katana (and the saber and any other curved sword) is also probably due to their wielders fighting less armored opponents than the 11th century wielders of the sword above. Curved blades gives a bigger cutting edge (and thus deeper cuts) than the above sword, but have a much weaker stab, and are less effective at piercing mail or other armor.
/nerding out
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 04:34
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
Oddly enough the USMC swords are based off Mameluke swords because of their actions in Tripoli in the early 1800s and has become tradition in the USMC. As to where the Mameluke's got it...
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The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
The saber is a very popular weapon world wide... and that Dao and the Marine Corps saber are in fact probably related on some level. The curved swords of the Middle East and later the Dao family were influenced by contact between those two regions (notably under the rule of the Mongol empire, but also just normal trade) and the European saber rose from the Middle Eastern scimitar, in particular the Mameluke sword. A variant of which our officers still carry. (The original being earned during the Tripoli campaign by Lieutenant Presley O'Bannon after the fall of Tripoli to a detachment of Marines and allied local forces, during the Battle of Durna, in 1805, this was the first fortress of the old world to be put under American colors in victory.)
As to Jace, I'm not sure what the hell he's talking about honestly. I assume a cat walked onto his keyboard or something.
For some interesting comparative work... GET ON MY QUARTERDECK and form up for mail call!
Now I have some issues with that particular comparison and think it could actively be better done, but the bottom line is there is no such thing as an ubersword. In the hands of a bumbling idiot a Katana or Broadsword is no more effective then or dangerous then anything else. (I mean it's still a big chunk of sharp steel, but unless you know what you're doing any sword is surprisingly hard to use). One "myth" that I think Jace was attempting to bring up was that Marines in the Pacific actively shot sword armed Japanese officers and NCOs as a priority. That's true. Do you want to get into close combat with a nutcase swinging a sword? I sure as shit don't.
As for my personal tastes in swords, seeing as I don't have the need to waste my time fantasizing about carrying a sword into battle I stick with my preferred backswords of their varying breeds world wide, which I simply prefer because I like them better. It's not a matter of East or West being better, I just enjoy the visual appeal and slashing focus on the weapons more. (Doesn't hurt that I trained with the Marine saber a little). In particular I enjoy the craftsmanship inherent in the Katana, and I enjoy owning tools and weapons of pedigree (My M1 Garand rifle was specifically selected because it came out of Springfield Armory for example). As an amateur historian owning historical artifacts, and items from families that have been doing certain trades for centuries (if not longer in many cases) has a distinct appeal. I also believing in knowing how to use what I own. When I picked up a rapier I studied Capo Ferro (the Italian school of Rapier fencing), when I picked up a cutlass I studied the traditional Marine Corps manual on Cutlass fencing it is a very short manual, and quite simple, which befits the cutlass itself.) So it stands to reason when I get my Bastard I'll study with an ARMA chapter, and a Katana a Kenjutsu or Iaido master. Learning the styles associated with the weapons, and the history of the weapons themselves is half the fun!
It's a lot easier with collecting guns though. I already know how to shoot so it's not like I need to relearn it every time I pick up something new at the local gun store.
Side thought. If you forced me to carry a sword into the field today, I know exactly what I'd select based on modern combat requirements, and my own field and training experience. A machete. It's light, durable, more then compact enough to delivery powerful blows on unarmored or soft armored targets in close quarters, and outside of active fighting it's a field utility tool, which gives it double value for it's actual weight.
(http://www.ww2supply.com/fotos/4671-03.JPG)
Force me (and you would have to force me) to add a "traditional" sword to my kit (and watch me to ensure I don't ditch the thing in my vehicle or foot locker the second whoever's making me haul it around and I'd select a cutlass for similar reasons as above. I'm not worried about armor. I am worried about powerful, simple strikes at close quarters, and the cutlass was made for such work. Like me ol'Irish gran said "A rapier may be witty, but a cutlass makes'em gutless"
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
Oddly enough the USMC swords are based off Mameluke swords because of their actions in Tripoli in the early 1800s and has become tradition in the USMC. As to where the Mameluke's got it...
Point of contention, this is both correct and wrong. The USMC officer's sword is a Mameluke style scimitar/saber. The USMC NCO Saber (M1859 and it's two variants forward) is based on the M1850 Foot Officer's Saber. (U.S. Army) HOWEVER like I said about, the Mameluke sword and similar styles of backsword were highly influential on the development of the European saber, which the M1850 was a classic example of, if slightly shortened for infantry work as it was designed for infantry as opposed to cavarlymen. So while it is not a direct influence like the Marine Officer's scimitar above, the general influence over time means the NCO Saber also owes much to the Mameluke scimitar.
M1850:
(http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/7482/8787136_1.jpg?v=8CC7EC127F4A650)
Post by: kyomi on 23 Oct 2013, 05:11
(http://geekologie.com/2013/10/22/disney-princesses-halloween-11.jpg)
Snow White, I think? I'm not sure who she's supposed to be but it looks great :)
(http://geekologie.com/2013/10/22/disney-princesses-halloween-15.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 23 Oct 2013, 06:03
I am now addicted to this site.. so many interesting articles :)
http://geekologie.com/2012/01/shmexy-2012-disney-princess-pin-up-calen.php (http://geekologie.com/2012/01/shmexy-2012-disney-princess-pin-up-calen.php)
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 06:35
Also that very ugly gun has so many entendre jokes attached to it. More I want to post on but work is busy
Post by: Akima on 23 Oct 2013, 06:44
(http://i2.sinaimg.cn/ent/m/p/2009-02-19/U1584P28T3D2382305F326DT20090219123808.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 23 Oct 2013, 07:02
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 07:29
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090920234011/starwars/images/b/b7/LeiaAtlas.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 07:36
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Of course, every time I don't follow up a viewing of Mulan with the historical legend of the same, I will feel a slight pressure in the back of my head, as if Akima is chiding me from a very long way away :P
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 08:54
(hope the hyperbole is transferring well on the internet today!)
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 09:00
Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Also, confession: I've never seen Mulan. I should fix that.
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 09:16
Post by: Nikolai on 23 Oct 2013, 09:17
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Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Also, confession: I've never seen Mulan. I should fix that.
The Wizard of Oz TL:DR: A young girl and four strange men band together to go on a journey to murder an ethnic/cultural minority over a pair of shoes that the girl stole in the first place.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 10:21
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 10:32
Post by: TRVA123 on 23 Oct 2013, 10:32
Besides Mulan she's (Leia) also the only Disney Princess any daughter of mine will be encouraged to look to as a role model. Great you found a pair of glittery heels, save China or lead an insurrection against an over powering evil empire then I'll be impressed.
Don't forget about Tiana! (princess and the frog)
She's the only disney princess with a career path in mind throughout the story, and she puts a huge emphasis on achieving her goals through commitment and hard work. Even when she falls in love she still gets her restaurant.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 10:34
Post by: Barmymoo on 23 Oct 2013, 11:21
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 11:41
Thought it was a nice touch that Tatiana's father was a soldier from WW1. Tells you around what time the story takes place (1930s).
Post by: Barmymoo on 23 Oct 2013, 11:43
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 11:50
Lee, I can't work out whether you're being sarcastic or not.Sorry, was serious with just a tough of sarcasm about the characters. granted I have only seen the movie once and wasn't really looking for it. It was general curiosity on how it was racist. I am sure if I watched it again a few times I could probably find a thing or two. I keep getting weird things on news feeds about "the one thing no one noticed about tangled" but again I have only seen that disney movie once and I am not sure what I missed or what the hell they are talking about. Tangled was awesome IMHO.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 12:24
Post by: TRVA123 on 23 Oct 2013, 12:32
But I also really liked Princess and the Frog. I didn't detect any condoned racism in the movie, but then I might have missed something really subtle.
There is a point where two white bank owners refuse to give Tiana a loan because of "her background" but that was clearly condemned in the movie. Also the movie was careful as to the skin tones, i.e. the villain didn't have the darkest skin color, the heroine wasn't the lightest character, etc....
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 12:41
There is a point where two white bank owners refuse to give Tiana a loan because of "her background" but that was clearly condemned in the movie.True but I think that was the point. I saw it as more of the reflection of the time and place they were living in (1930s New Orleans). If anything, Disney acknowledged that it existed.
That and voodoo could be taken negatively I suppose, but from what I know it's set in the New Orleans/Louisiana type area, and voodoo still goes on TODAY. It's as much part of creole culture as delicious, extremely spicy food.exactly!
also tangled was incredibly adorable with a lot of squee moments. Also the musical number with the mother in the beginning is pretty dark and shows how she controls her.
Post by: kyomi on 23 Oct 2013, 13:00
(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
This
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 13:07
I am like Leela, but about pants. One of the drawbacks of being a short male.(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
This
Post by: K1dmor on 23 Oct 2013, 13:39
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 13:59
I'm a man.
Post by: Welu on 23 Oct 2013, 14:24
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 15:42
its been so long I forget my pants length. I think its 27 or was it 29. always end up getting 30s or 32s.
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 16:05
Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 18:30
(http://i.imgur.com/OsvgBsc.gif)
@MM: you wear Bermuda Shorts as pants?
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Oct 2013, 18:53
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guess what I'm eating tonight:
(http://i.imgur.com/OsvgBsc.gif)
Mmmmm Pizza, food of the gods.
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from what little I know about lady fashion, don't caprice leave hardly any room for my manly bits?
Then tuck, genius. Problem gone. :wink:
Generally works for my womanly bits.
Post by: Lines on 23 Oct 2013, 20:13
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macsmn49HZ1rv9l29.png)
Super tight jeans that highlight the junk.
Anywho. I've known tons of dudes that have worn lady pants and been fine in the junk department considering a lot of women's jeans have stretch.
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Oct 2013, 22:45
What? No, I my pants length is 30 or 32. And damn it, now I want pizza.I wear 30-32s but my actual pant length should be 27-29. Ergo the baggyness
@GM: same. Regular or relaxed fit for me.
Post by: Sorflakne on 24 Oct 2013, 00:15
(http://i.imgur.com/2UdlmPf.jpg)As one who is 6'5", I've never had a problem with clothes that are too long, just clothes that are not long enough.
And pants. Don't get me started on pants. I have a 35 inch waist and a 36 inch inseam. I'll go 36x36 and just wear a belt, but dammit are they near impossible to find. There's plenty of 36x34s, 36x32s, 40x36s, 38x36s, but finding a 36x36 is like hunting for a goddamn unicorn and dammit I got started on pants.
Oddly enough, I have a pair of cargo shorts that I've had for over 10 years, and they still fit just fine. Back when I got them I had a 32 inch waist...but even now they'll slide right off if I'm not wearing a belt. Either they've stretched over the years or I never realized how gargantuan they were when I got them.
Speaking of shorts, all shorts are short shorts when you're tall -_-
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2013, 00:56
(http://i.imgur.com/u05Mtfz.gif)
Post by: Akima on 24 Oct 2013, 02:09
Can't hem jeans.Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/The-Good-Women-of-China-9781400030804_4694.jpg)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Oct 2013, 02:43
Goats on cliffs. (http://twentytwowords.com/2012/01/11/13-pictures-of-crazy-goats-on-cliffs/?fb_action_ids=10201370426361590&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210201370426361590%22%3A10151154588960714%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210201370426361590%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D)
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Why did the chicken cross the floor?
(http://i.imgur.com/u05Mtfz.gif)
"None of your damn business, am I being detained?"
and now, my "wat" moment for the day.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1097028_588096564594089_828019153_o.jpg)
Even the proud горничная (maids) of the Soviet Union shall take up arms against the Hitlerites! Герои подразделений гвардейского танкового! Товарищи давайте разбить захватчика! Вперед!
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1378238_779409395421849_1022145336_n.jpg)
Melon Collie of the Spotless Rind... yeah I'll show myself out.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s720x720/1391490_443115222465513_552964879_n.png)
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2013, 05:06
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Post by: cesium133 on 24 Oct 2013, 05:52
HOT VICTORIAN
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 07:02
Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:Short pants work on women way better than on men as far as fashion goes. I had no idea people actually hemmed jeans. Wouldnt want to pay the extra money for a tailor to hem jeans, would rather just buy a pair in my size :oops: Sad thing is I very well may have to. I'll look into it. :-)
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/The-Good-Women-of-China-9781400030804_4694.jpg)
Oddly enough I didnt see the picture until I quoted you and had to copy and past the link.
@GM: I've heard of nuns with guns (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Adepta_Sororitas?file=Sistersof_Battle2.jpg), but never maid's with 'nades.
(http://i.imgur.com/JIUNjfL.png)
Post by: Metope on 24 Oct 2013, 07:07
Post by: nekowafer on 24 Oct 2013, 07:15
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 07:18
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/1381403_10151654528212142_1970824294_n.jpg)
(cant for the life of me figure out how to re-size this image smaller)
@metope: needle work, awe man.
@nekowafer: did not know that about lady pants.
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@GM: I've heard of nuns with guns (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Adepta_Sororitas?file=Sistersof_Battle2.jpg), but never maid's with 'nades.
Funnily enough nuns with guns are my primary 40k Army.
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 07:32
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We've been waiting for new models for... 15 years or so now? Honestly hope is the Denial of Reality at this point.
The hint that I play 40k:
http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28775.0.html
This entire topic :P
I mean I even work in the industry duder :P
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Oct 2013, 07:40
Apparently, some study came out by a economic think-tank that twenty-somethings will likely be retiring 12 years later than their parents.
When told this, several twenty-somethings responded, "Retire from WHAT?"
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 07:40
(http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1336/90/1336906732117.jpg)
also I have a rare female commissar model in that group. They all needed to be stripped of paint and repainted. Wouldn't mind mixing old and new Cadian models and say they are part of Lord Solar Marcharius's 1st army.
I like the SoB but the models are so old and static that I may just grab a couple of them for GK's inquisitorial henchmen
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Which remains one issue for my girls, lack of reliable AA.
Post by: Grognard on 24 Oct 2013, 08:00
I would think that TERMINATOR units would be perfect for AAA units.
with a backpack Quad mount of AA missiles and a pair of mid-caliber miniguns...
you would end up with a unit akin to the current AVENGER AAA HumVee.
(http://media.al.com/huntsville-times-business/photo/9263593-large.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 08:08
Figure I make the old cadians into Merican Fusiliers, new cadians the Donian Imperial Guard, karskins vets as cadians. Kind of want to have a 3rd infantry company but not sure what to model them after from Macharius's 1st army group (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Macharian_Crusade). The hard part will be finding a regimental standard for the old cadians to use for that company. not to mention coming up with 9 unique commissars all with pistols and power weapons. Would be cool to get some cadet caps like in the pictures I posted to put on some models. the closet thing I can find are some of my old last chancer models.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130224154931/warhammer40k/images/d/d6/MachariusCrusade2.jpg)
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 24 Oct 2013, 09:17
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1944hcn28mv9bgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 09:18
What its like having a visitor at my job:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s720x720/1013267_404324129694109_416520855_n.jpg)
nice job police officers!
(http://i.imgur.com/PxoJWfF.jpg)
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ah, armored fist platoons eh? Taking a page out of the steel legion?
My lists look like this:
1-2 Mech Vet platoons (with attendant special weapons, mostly MELTA!)
Mix of normal Guardsmen with attached heavy weapons (you there! What are you doing to destroy the Xenos? Nothing! *blam* now you two take this las cannon and go with them)
Then a few Leman Russ, some Sentinals (lots of Autocannons), occasionally a Basilisk.
What I want to finish the unit out is 1-2 Hellhounds, 1 Manticore and a Valkyrie Vendetta.
I have no idea when I'm going to get to that though.
Probably never >.>;
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 10:32
I love commissars so each squad would get their own.
(http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/40kCommissars.jpg)
Post by: Welu on 24 Oct 2013, 12:54
yaoi
I do not think this word means what you think it means.
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 13:13
Post by: Welu on 24 Oct 2013, 13:24
Edit: I'm a recovering weeaboo.
Post by: LeeC on 24 Oct 2013, 13:33
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(http://i.imgur.com/0p306oP.jpg)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Oct 2013, 14:01
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
:-o Where can I get these?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Oct 2013, 14:37
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/795002962377f154c8a79b0f2a63d474/tumblr_mv5pjayJ4s1qlvie8o4_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b6d9e55227c8389a438f9cd3e64ecf38/tumblr_mv5pjayJ4s1qlvie8o6_500.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Oct 2013, 14:38
(http://i.imgur.com/0p306oP.jpg)You know, if Enchanted had come out when I was a kid I probably wouldn't have liked it that much. I was 20 when it came out and I loved it (although Amy Adams helped).
BK - That's excellent :laugh:
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Oct 2013, 14:49
Post by: Lines on 24 Oct 2013, 15:02
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1944hcn28mv9bgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Also I love it how the kid kind of stops and looks disappointed when the adult scurries away from them!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 24 Oct 2013, 16:57
Post by: mtmerrick on 24 Oct 2013, 17:36
Post by: Akima on 25 Oct 2013, 01:39
I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
Post by: LeeC on 25 Oct 2013, 04:44
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I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center. The above vehicle is an IS (Iosef Stalin)-2 Heavy tank, a vital tool in the Soviet Guards division's task of crushing the Hitlerites!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/IS-2_Cubinka_1.jpg)
Also the HELL just happened in the gif Lee posted. :psyduck:
Post by: LeeC on 25 Oct 2013, 06:34
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Oct 2013, 07:36
introducing turtle kitty. The precursor to cat-bug?
(http://i.imgur.com/fG52LQn.gif)
Post by: Grognard on 25 Oct 2013, 08:14
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/IS-2_Cubinka_1.jpg)
I'm trying to figure out what is with the insignia on that tank?
a California golden bear superimposed over an American star on a SOVIET tank?
:? color me confuzzed. :?
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(http://www.wio.ru/tank/oz/7gttb.png)
Post by: Grognard on 25 Oct 2013, 09:13
Cool.
Post by: kyomi on 25 Oct 2013, 09:37
I love commissars so each squad would get their own.
(http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/40kCommissars.jpg)
Am I the only one who thought of this?
Skip to 1:55 :)
I attempted to play 40K... and painted half of things. The starting army that's like blue space marines? I've repainted most of them to look like things from the Terminator movie series.. complete with aged metal look :)
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OH.
Cool.
Boom. Almost like someone pays me to do this kinda thing...
Oh wait. 8-)
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2013, 09:59
(fucking watermarks >_<)
Post by: Grognard on 25 Oct 2013, 10:48
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1385816_250610615089547_136166056_n.jpg)
(fucking watermarks >_<)
:laugh: ROFLMAO !!! :laugh: :-D
Post by: Welu on 25 Oct 2013, 11:06
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2013, 11:20
Post by: Welu on 25 Oct 2013, 11:25
~ ~
I have a feeling I've already shared this but screw you all it's great watch it again.
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Oct 2013, 11:26
Post by: LeeC on 25 Oct 2013, 13:38
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Oct 2013, 13:57
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IDRIS ELBA LOOKS THE WAY COLOGNE SMELLS.
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Post by: Lines on 25 Oct 2013, 14:52
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Post by: Akima on 25 Oct 2013, 14:55
Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongzhi). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
(http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue16/images/roberts1.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Detachment_of_Women_(ballet))
Edit: Fixed broken link.
Post by: Masterpiece on 25 Oct 2013, 15:50
(http://i.imgur.com/3vuyF.gif)
(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/3/18/Dain_Fagerholm_Blue_Girl.gif)
(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3456315/tumblr_mi2po8YLI01r9jbwno1_500.gif)
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The cat is plainly jealous of the awesome tortoise-sweater.Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://tóngzhì). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
(http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue16/images/roberts1.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Detachment_of_Women_(ballet))
Tovarish, for your future information in the defense of the State and our glorious revolutions. Please take note of the following information as it was vital to the crushing of the hitlerites during the Great Patriotic War, and resulted in the destruction of many thousands of their hated "Tiger" "Panther" and "King Tiger" tanks. The IS-2 was developed after the Battle of Kursk when the current KV series of tanks primary weapon systems proved to be no match for newly fielded Panzer Mk V and Mk VI's heavy armor. The Boss in his wisdom ordered immediate research into a new heavy tank to replace the KV line. Object 287 was based off the stop gap KV-85 design, and accepted into Red Army service as the IS-I in the fall of 1943. It was only in Soviet service long enough for the Iosef Stalin 2 to finish it's design phase and testing. With sloped heavy armor, and a 122mm main weapon capable of piercing 160mm of armor. It's high explosive shells also made for an excellent break through weapon as the IS-2 showed at the fall of Berlin. It is with the IS-2 that we see the starts of the "Inverted Wok" design. but with a much stronger forward bow section of the turret for the mount of the main cannon. The lines for that can be seen in the drawn image, but would be hard for the unfamiliar to catch. It is the opinion of this expert that the artist in question is a dog of the west who did not pay much attention to the stowage common to the vehicles of the Red Army of the time period. The spare fuel tank mounting is common for T-55s and T-54s in service in the Middle East with Soviet allies such as Syria and the United Arab Republic while the tank is clearly not one of these vehicles. At worst (on my part) it is an IS-3, the successor to the IS-2 that had a much more rounded turret (and truly ingrained that style into Soviet tank design).
Post by: LeeC on 25 Oct 2013, 18:40
favorite disney song of all time is He Mele No Lilo!
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Hell Zira might actually top Scar for pure EVIL. Even as far as her villain song goes. I mean sure Scar turned a bunch of mangy poachers into the Savannah's Third Reich, but power hungry and evil aren't necessarily the same thing as evil... and Zira's just... bloody.
And now, Sir Elton John. It's perfectly okay to sing along.
For recent Disney, it's still hard to top Tangled.
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Meanwhile in the JSDF....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1147701_603104193087358_1868197035_o.jpg)
What I want to know is if she's the crew chief or one of the pilots.
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Oct 2013, 03:24
http://otakumode.com/news/51a149bf8ccdf39e1300d1e4/
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Kisarazu Akane (eldest, First Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Aoi (second, Second Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Wakana (third, Leading Private)
Kisarazu Yuzu (youngest)
It’s possible there are four sisters to match up with the “four” aspect of the Fourth Anti-Tank Helicopter Squad. The eldest and second sisters are pilots, and the third sister is a radio operator.
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Oct 2013, 06:24
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It appears to be real. Their website is even squickier than the name of the product suggests. I won't give a link.
Post by: LeeC on 26 Oct 2013, 07:33
(http://i.imgur.com/B6NSPvn.gif)
Post by: RedWolf4 on 26 Oct 2013, 08:35
Threepio you dastardly fucker!!!!!
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Oct 2013, 09:13
Post by: Lines on 26 Oct 2013, 11:50
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Oct 2013, 11:57
Post by: Lines on 26 Oct 2013, 12:01
Post by: LeeC on 26 Oct 2013, 12:29
(http://i.imgur.com/THQDr2f.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Oct 2013, 14:16
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Oct 2013, 14:27
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Oct 2013, 16:19
Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
Post by: Kugai on 26 Oct 2013, 16:25
The IS-3 is a Post-war tank, but with it, you begin to see the early development of modern post war Soviet tank design including the 'Upsidedown Wok' look of later Soviet tank turrets.
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Oct 2013, 16:32
Which make them far smarter than any Stormtrooper ever. A real Stormtrooper would have shot into the closet and missed.Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Oct 2013, 22:20
Post by: Lines on 26 Oct 2013, 22:27
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Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2013, 06:27
Post by: ankhtahr on 27 Oct 2013, 06:28
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Oct 2013, 06:55
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8927791159c3094532d65f0fd4cbac6c/tumblr_mvao3seKTa1qh59n0o1_500.png)
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Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2013, 07:50
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2013, 11:12
Quote from: Stephen Colbert
"I'm fine. I have something in my eye, that's all. [sobs] ...I have something in my other eye. [sobbing] I have something in my heart..."
Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2013, 13:18
(http://i.imgur.com/5udMy2D.png)
I am too chicken to try this!
(http://i.imgur.com/OoE3rj2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/FDbQMd0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oW4Whfv.png?1)
RIP Marcia Wallace:
(http://i.imgur.com/afm6AOS.gif)
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2013, 13:24
What.
Post by: Metope on 27 Oct 2013, 13:27
Post by: pwhodges on 27 Oct 2013, 13:40
(http://i.imgur.com/Tj039MT.png)
Post by: K1dmor on 27 Oct 2013, 14:00
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Oct 2013, 14:48
Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2013, 15:01
Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2013, 15:11
Post by: RedWolf4 on 27 Oct 2013, 16:20
He's Batman.
Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2013, 16:29
Post by: mtmerrick on 27 Oct 2013, 16:49
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Post by: LeeC on 27 Oct 2013, 19:49
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Wat?
Post by: Sorflakne on 28 Oct 2013, 00:02
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Oct 2013, 02:44
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 28 Oct 2013, 07:00
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 07:04
(http://i.imgur.com/ZhdIJvu.jpg)
Post by: nekowafer on 28 Oct 2013, 07:06
I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES
Post by: nekowafer on 28 Oct 2013, 07:08
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I'm going back to the goddamn desert next year. To hell with this North Eastern type place. As I have said elsewhere it's just not a civilized place to live. Back to 80 degree winters and drive through booze stores!
Unrelated, a rare photo of me in my youth:
(http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4630673.0575/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 07:23
which desert?
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Oct 2013, 07:32
(http://i.imgur.com/0hvcYki.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 07:32
So-cal desert can be fun! When my boss did marine winter survival training the search groups couldnt find him and his squad mate because they hid so well. After a couple of days they had helicopters shouting for their names. They thought my boss and friend were dead. lol
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Oct 2013, 08:43
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one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
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"is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. "What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Oct 2013, 09:01
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 09:07
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194iwu3pe6b3ugif/ku-medium.gif)YOINK!
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 09:09
Post by: Metope on 28 Oct 2013, 09:14
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 09:32
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In case it doesn't work, here's the link http://themetapicture.com/how-to-make-a-little-girls-dream-come-true/
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 10:27
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 10:36
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 28 Oct 2013, 10:45
I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.
I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES
When I were a lad we spent 42 years in the arctic circle living up a tree, naked, in a howling gale. We crawled on our bellies for five miles through snow drifts to the pit where we'd mine ice with our teeth. Afterwards we'd scrub ourselves down with liquid nitrogen before an ice cream dinner. Of course we enjoyed it because if we didn't our Dad would beat us to death three times a night with icicles.
Post by: Metope on 28 Oct 2013, 10:46
(http://www.davidshrigley.com/images/drawings/why_we_got_sack/1_artists.jpg)
Art humour!
Post by: lepetitfromage on 28 Oct 2013, 10:53
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 28 Oct 2013, 10:55
Big Hugs KittyMan, that cat makes that sad little Elmo toy look like a piece of shit.
Post by: Sorflakne on 28 Oct 2013, 11:34
Superbowl halftime shows can't hold a candle to this.
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Oct 2013, 11:39
Post by: kyomi on 28 Oct 2013, 12:22
Muad'Dib!?
Isn't that something the Nali said in the original Unreal game? :)
For which I have such fond memories and can remember almost every level in detail, as well as the monsters and weapons.. and the damn awesome tracker music it used.
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 12:42
(http://i.imgur.com/F5iTjVS.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Oct 2013, 12:46
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 12:46
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Post by: Metope on 28 Oct 2013, 12:51
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 12:52
in other news: kitty raised by (http://imgur.com/gallery/FaEGx) farretts
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 12:52
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iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis. When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name. Its from Dune.
(http://i.imgur.com/F5iTjVS.jpg)
.....I want to give it snuggles. Even if it kills me later.
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 13:55
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Oct 2013, 14:28
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 15:23
Post by: LTK on 28 Oct 2013, 15:40
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 15:48
I know what I'm doing when I get home if I do:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 15:52
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Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Oct 2013, 16:30
Post by: K1dmor on 28 Oct 2013, 17:41
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Oct 2013, 18:33
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Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 20:40
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 28 Oct 2013, 21:32
Post by: LeeC on 28 Oct 2013, 21:51
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Oct 2013, 21:58
Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2013, 04:57
Post by: kyomi on 29 Oct 2013, 05:33
<comics>
I miss games like the second comic...
Shouldn't we just rename the first comic title to "Your Average Call of Duty player"?
Because Science (http://awhatlmao.ytmnd.com/) <has music>
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Such pumpkin. Much wow. So amaze.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Oct 2013, 07:00
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Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2013, 07:11
(http://mapurbane.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Washington-DC-Post.png)
how to make a salad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEEAswJLZaI)
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Post by: kyomi on 29 Oct 2013, 08:56
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Oct 2013, 10:35
http://gawker.com/christian-science-church-looks-like-a-giant-dick-from-s-1454084292
Post by: Pilchard123 on 29 Oct 2013, 11:45
Christian Science Church Looks Like a Giant Dick from Space
Post by: LTK on 29 Oct 2013, 11:55
Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2013, 12:21
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This little man made out of dinosaurs has a more exciting life than I do.
Post by: LeeC on 29 Oct 2013, 13:33
on a separate note, I need to watch attack of the show more often
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Oct 2013, 14:41
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So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry . . .(http://i.imgur.com/jr9kc.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Oct 2013, 14:53
I'm hoping this doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable (the intent is quite the contrary) but I find it weird that the media's expectation of "beauty" is so warped they have to change models appearances (http://imgur.com/gallery/xFCob) so much to attain that "perfect form" that is unrealistic. I feel bad for the models, sure they get paid but really the people who edit and manage the shoots are still saying you are unattractive on your own. :-\They need one that's much slower.
on a separate note, I need to watch attack of the show more often
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Oct 2013, 19:06
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Conversations with my mother (http://mkopas.net/files/conversations/conversations.html)
"In a way it's kind of like grieving."
Ugh. I hate this attitude so much.
Right, I killed the person you thought you knew.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Oct 2013, 20:39
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 29 Oct 2013, 22:32
(http://www.photo.is/kop/images/kps04050136.jpg)
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 30 Oct 2013, 01:31
Icelandic Phallological Museum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum)
Post by: K1dmor on 30 Oct 2013, 04:27
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In other news.
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Post by: kyomi on 30 Oct 2013, 05:10
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d11f5b6488af6bc033c1bdfa117db58/tumblr_mv7rc8GJoT1qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
This looks extremely painful.. but she does look extremely beautiful.. so that evens it out, right?
(http://i.imgur.com/2S5zmZp.gif)
Source (http://imgur.com/gallery/XXHja)
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Oct 2013, 09:44
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1385409_610174942354147_364906794_n.jpg)Uh-oh. Rain's-a-comin'. Better build a boat.
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 10:01
(http://i.imgur.com/kzMyigv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6Qff7Z6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7MgeeLV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bWmF3g5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/d1IpDA9.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Oct 2013, 10:05
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 10:06
(http://i.imgur.com/onAy8mH.gif)
simultaneously in Greece:
(http://i.imgur.com/gIzmbBf.gif)
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meanwhile, in the land of Oz:
(http://i.imgur.com/onAy8mH.gif)
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Post by: kyomi on 30 Oct 2013, 11:07
...no? Unless you're saying she was doing it on purpose to get a necklace like bruise or something? I don't know where you're coming from.
I don't really know where I was coming from either. I just know it looks really painful and she is really pretty.. and reminds me of the girl from Alice: Madness Returns (Alice..) :)
And it also reminded me of the Highlander movie where the guy has staples in his neck.
Also.. this
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(http://i.imgur.com/p2LsEA5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/KWZX0Pp.jpg)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 30 Oct 2013, 11:34
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Is it? I though it was a wombat...
Post by: lepetitfromage on 30 Oct 2013, 11:43
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 11:47
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!no man its a wombat, drop bears are koalas...no one ever gets the drop bear reference at work. :cry:
(http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix4/dropbears1.JPG)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWOxAdR.jpg)
Post by: lepetitfromage on 30 Oct 2013, 11:55
(http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sleeping-wombat.jpg)
(http://www.thecultureconcept.com/circle/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Willie-Wombat.jpg)
(http://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/nature/files/2011/04/2811-wombat.jpg)
I think I might explode from all the cute.
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 11:57
Beautiful historical people (http://imgur.com/gallery/l43zF)
Juana Galan, Roza Georgiyevna Shanina, and Empress Xiao top the list. I am jealous of Wiesław Chrzanowski's dashing rugged looks!
Post by: lepetitfromage on 30 Oct 2013, 12:11
Everything about them is magical.
Post by: kyomi on 30 Oct 2013, 12:19
Duke Nukem.. plus cute voice actress.. oh my god.. :3
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 12:24
Post by: kyomi on 30 Oct 2013, 12:35
Meanwhile.. in Finland
(http://funnypictures.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-pictures-humor-meanwhile-in-finland-policeman-police-reindeer.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 30 Oct 2013, 12:58
Post by: snalin on 30 Oct 2013, 13:37
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Oct 2013, 15:26
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Yeah... I need clarification. Is the goal of this counseling to IMPROVE my sarcasm, or to eliminate it? Because quite frankly, Staff Sergeant, I feel like I could be more sarcastic if I set my mind to it.
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/998297_383674825099360_1079975279_n.jpg)
Post by: Welu on 30 Oct 2013, 16:06
They didn't get it.
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This is a real thing.
Post by: LeeC on 30 Oct 2013, 18:24
Otto Dix is one of my favorite artists. Though some of his paintings are morbid and people may find disturbing....so I put a few of them in spoilers! He was a WW1 vet and you can see the impression it has on some of his art. Truly captures how horrible his experiences were. :cry:
Flanders
(Even the sky is bleeding!)
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Uneven Couple
(not sure how the community feels about nudity in art so spoiler!)
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War
(Really liked how he made a triptic. With before during and after.)
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Self Portrait
(http://uploads3.wikipaintings.org/images/otto-dix/self-portrait-with-easel.jpg!Blog.jpg)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Oct 2013, 18:55
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Oct 2013, 18:56
http://news.yahoo.com/captain-kirk-navy-destroyer-135551630.htmlNot only Kirk but James Kirk? I do hope that as soon as he was promoted to Captain, he legally changed his middle name to Tiberius. If that was already his middle name, then it seems that he has lived up to it.
This is a real thing.
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Oct 2013, 19:39
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Interestingly, as of CVN-80, there have also been nine commissioned ships of the United States Navy that have carried the name U.S.S Enterprise.
Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Oct 2013, 20:14
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I don't know how the Navy works. Can you be temporary captain of a commissioned but inactive ship? They're probably too Serious and Businesslike to put him in command of CVN-65 for a day.Military? Serious? lol... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony)
The stories one of my instructors (who worked on a sub), the ones he could tell at least, say no.
Then again, submainers are an...eclectic bunch.
There's also combat dining-ins that afaik all branches do, which are basically big food/water balloon fights.
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My brother just got his shellback though! Our cousin's a Golden Shellback (Cross the International Date Line and the Equator by sea) Me? Shit if I give a damn about that crap. I'm an aviator baby.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Oct 2013, 02:10
Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Oct 2013, 02:14
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Here's a video of a kid who's best friends with a massive Burmese Python.
the kid and the snake have literally been together since the Chambath was in his cradle.
Oh! Hey look! Explanation for that gif found!
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Children in snake catchers families in Srikakulam district of Andhrapradesh play with dangerous snakes. These people are very poor to purchase toys, so that they give snakes as toys to their children to play.
The video also clarifies that the snakes are defanged.
Wouldn't that fuck with your head if you were the cobra? You're one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet, but some dude catches you, defangs you and now you're a children's toy.
In other news happy Samhain everyone!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Oct 2013, 04:21
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(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYbyNMV_700b.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 31 Oct 2013, 06:24
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Darwin at work.. I really think we should just take the warning labels off of things and let the population thin itself.. along with invalidating any lawsuits that arise from the result of stupidity.
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Darwin at work.. I really think we should just take the warning labels off of things and let the population thin itself.. along with invalidating any lawsuits that arise from the result of stupidity.
Yes, I'm sure there was a warning label on it that said "Warning: If kicked may spin around and hit you in the face!". That's totally the aspect which would be safeguarded by doing such things, not, say, murdering people with allergies for the grand cause of Social Darwinism.
It definitely wouldn't confuse lack of knowledge with stupidity, either!* That's even provided you're fine with saying "Stupid people should die".
I consider all of the above to be far more 'stupid', though, so good luck with that.
* I've genuinely heard posters here completely flabbergasted that a bag of "Monkey nuts" had a note saying it contained peanuts, as a warning to people with allergies. Even though it's a local name for them that I had no clue referred to peanuts. If I bought those thinking they were a different kind and had that allergy then that's a really bad situation. They just had the good sense to realize certain words aren't universal. But that's apparently ridiculous.
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 07:17
Also I never heard of monkey nuts referring to peanuts. Peanuts and Gober peas are the only names for peanuts I have heard. The "Gober peas" one I learned through a song in music class back in the 2nd or 3rd grade. I have yet to actually hear anyone else refer to it as such.
Post by: kyomi on 31 Oct 2013, 07:28
I didn't intend for it be taken as broad as that. There are some good warning labels like the ones you mentioned, but when talking about Darwin it's usually associated with the "Don't stick your finger in this, it'll hurt" type labels :) I have been "poisoned" by the movie Idiocracy and whenever I see stupid crap like what that person is doing.. it makes me fear that we are just heading there that much quicker.
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I have been "poisoned" by the movie Idiocracy and whenever I see stupid crap like what that person is doing.. it makes me fear that we are just heading there that much quicker.
Hint: Not a scientific document. Doesn't work like that. :-)
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An important sexual health PSA.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1451978_10152037680295815_154508772_n.jpg)
An especially vital reminder as we all head towards Halloween parties tonight. Try not to stare, you could get her pregnant.
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Ohsnap!
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Truth.
Post by: kyomi on 31 Oct 2013, 07:46
GM: I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of people endlessly rebooting the same thing.
Hollywood: Let. It. Go. ...Please.
The only reasons I watched the other Spiderman movies is because of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. That is it.
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 07:51
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Peanuts are nuts! (nuts as in crazy :mrgreen: )
Post by: pwhodges on 31 Oct 2013, 07:52
Post by: lepetitfromage on 31 Oct 2013, 08:01
How about we just get rid of the really stupid ones? Some of my personal favorites:
"Do not eat" (iPod shuffle)
"Do not use while sleeping" (Vidal Sassoon Hair Dryer)
"Do not put child inside" (Rubbermaid storage bin)
"Safety goggles recommended" (letter opener)
"May cause drowsiness" (Nytol sleeping pills)
Then again, if we got rid of all the really absurd warning labels, we'd have one less thing in the world to laugh about :-D
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 08:03
(http://i.imgur.com/B8w4ORV.gif)
Post by: kyomi on 31 Oct 2013, 08:11
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Just... no. I'm going to agree to disagree on this whole thing and end it now, it's getting to me way too much. Obviously we don't see things the same way and this isn't going to end well.
Back to the regulary unscheduled madness...
Thor is indeed pretty.. hooray for that little girl :)
Edit: PeaNUT... *sigh*
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Obviously we don't see things the same way and this isn't going to end well.
Not "seeing it the same way" doesn't change that people with peanut allergies don't necessarily have nut allergies, though. :roll:
Edit: PeaNUT... *sigh*
They're nutritionally similar and thus usually work that way as far as human food is concerned, but the naming convention is just out of convenience. They're legumes, like peas or beans.
"Yes! Oh, yes! I've been dreaming of this day! Can I make my wish now and become a magical girl?"
"And most important of all: You are not a girl, dude. You're a dude."
Hey, kid: Fuck you. Don't do that to people. :x
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Post by: kyomi on 31 Oct 2013, 08:19
Side note, I fucking despised the original Spider Man movies, the reboot was tits.
Which reboot? I honestly can't remember what was the original.. so many different variables and reboots
On the topic of reboots, ReBoot is getting one by Rainmaker (used to be Mainframe). This deserves a sexy party,
Woah.. that still picture of the youtube video is trippy...
Post by: pwhodges on 31 Oct 2013, 08:26
True (botanical) nuts:
Beech (Fagus)
Chestnut (Castanea)
Oak (Quercus)
Stone-oak (Lithocarpus)
Tanoak (Notholithocarpus)
Family Betulaceae
Hazel, Filbert (Corylus)
Hornbeam (Carpinus)
Seeds which are not botanical nuts, but are commonly called so:
Almonds (edible seeds of drupe fruits)
Brazil nut (seed from a capsule)
Candlenut
Cashew (seed of an accessory fruit)
Chilean hazelnut or Gevuina
Macadamia (kernel of a follicle type fruit)
Malabar chestnut
Pecan (seed of a drupe fruit)
Mongongo
Peanut (seed from a species of legume)
Pine nut (seed of several species of pine)
Pistachio (seed of a thin-shelled drupe)
Walnut (Juglans)
As you see, rather few nuts are even edible! But in my experience, people with an allergy to one seed (peanut, especially) are appropriately cautious about approaching any other seed, whether called a nut or not.
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Almonds suck.
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 08:40
(http://i.imgur.com/GvxXrOx.gif)
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Post by: Metope on 31 Oct 2013, 09:24
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 09:29
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWOxAdR.jpg)
I want a GI Jenna! I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.
and no you didn't Lee :P
Meanwhile, have come cute.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eb7d5586612133c5b688dcfaebcd6b1/tumblr_mvgbieCmy41sq9yswo1_500.gif)
I may or may not have posted this already.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Oct 2013, 09:58
Re: Warning labels-The problem is that these labels all exist because somewhere, someone did the thing that the label warned against ...
How about we just get rid of the really stupid ones? Some of my personal favorites:
"Do not eat" (iPod shuffle)
"Do not use while sleeping" (Vidal Sassoon Hair Dryer)
"Do not put child inside" (Rubbermaid storage bin)
"Safety goggles recommended" (letter opener)
"May cause drowsiness" (Nytol sleeping pills)
Then again, if we got rid of all the really absurd warning labels, we'd have one less thing in the world to laugh about :-D
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Post by: Welu on 31 Oct 2013, 10:00
That whole thing is crazy, but the neck stretching bit is downright terrifying.
It really doesn't help they get rid of the crease on her neck and shoulder and really make her look like a seamless android.
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 10:12
Check again (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29268.msg1198049.html#msg1198049) mate :-D
and no you didn't Lee :P
speaking of androids
Post by: Grognard on 31 Oct 2013, 10:24
it totally disgusted her.
"small wonder Anorexia and Buliemia are such huge problems. Look at the un-natural and unrealistic ideals that society is trying to judge people with."
I wish there was one of those with a guy: just to prove that I can't compete with Photoshop.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Oct 2013, 10:38
A little girl dressed as all the doctors.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1xbsRpLTrpc/UmafS2mhKiI/AAAAAAAACns/aNRT80K7Agg/s1600/kmk10.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Oct 2013, 10:56
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 11:21
(http://i.imgur.com/J1xCBGU.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/r6JffPJ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/aAq4qbh.jpg?1)
Love communitychannel
(http://cdn.roflzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/First-world-problems.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Oct 2013, 11:28
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 11:35
love chibi supes
(http://i.imgur.com/51V9zLI.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Oct 2013, 11:37
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 11:44
we didnt trick or treat until it got dark when/where I was growing up. I hear other places usually do it with the sun up?
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 11:57
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 12:20
Beth and Chris at the "never say never" line...cuteness overload!!!!!!!1
Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Oct 2013, 13:16
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/51d5d3deb4f424313003b444f98ef005/tumblr_mvdw01AtFJ1rrdzpmo1_1280.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Oct 2013, 13:18
Post by: Kugai on 31 Oct 2013, 13:20
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 13:21
Post by: Metope on 31 Oct 2013, 13:23
Post by: Kugai on 31 Oct 2013, 13:27
This is the local one here in the Hutt Valley. Only been there once on an invite earlier this year.
http://petoneclub.co.nz/
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 13:42
Post by: pwhodges on 31 Oct 2013, 16:58
Am considering running to the supermarket to buy treats for trick or treaters. I can hear them in the street but no one has rung my doorbell yet. But I am about to go out for two hours - probably no point. Booo, I wanna see cute little kids in costumes.
This is the one time in the year when I really am a grumpy old git - I do not like middle-class kids (or any other - but that's what I get to be inflicted with) being taught to go round to the houses of strangers to demand gifts with menaces - what I believe is known as begging.
And now, to improve the mood, have some MLPxEvangelion images:
(http://i.imgur.com/LLtsM8P.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MUTfr90.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ORLyggA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/2cedLSV.png)
Post by: celticgeek on 31 Oct 2013, 17:22
Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 18:49
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Post by: LeeC on 31 Oct 2013, 19:41
Maleficent (2014) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587310/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3)
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Post by: Akima on 01 Nov 2013, 02:24
In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
The botanical definition of nut and the common culinary definition of nut are different, and each is valid in its own sphere of usageMuch as shellfish, lobsters etc. are classified by cooks as fish, when cows, pigs, sheep and human beings are more closely related to fish than they are.
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
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In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
It features the X-33 too and that doesn't even exist as more then a concept sketch. There's an argument to be made or had here, but to be be honest, I just don't care. At all.
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
Now THIS I will make an argument about. The primary 40k APCs are low slung tracked designs, based on the M113 APC (the Rhino) and the BMP family (Imperial Guard Chimera)
(http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m1252439_99120101017_SMRhinomain_873x627.jpg)
You could probably even get the the v pattern anti IED hull on there without too much problem. Also unlike the MRAP the M113 (and by extension the Rhino) actually functions without constant massive maintenance and overhaul. MRAPs are a symbol of the DoD being utterly broken to me. A specific use tool that cost a fortune and the bulk of troops hated that we aren't even bothering to fly back.
Re: Shellfish as Fish, I never see shellfish called fish in restaurants, just "seafood"
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Nov 2013, 04:11
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(http://www.librarium-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/exorcist-missiles.gif)
Purge the heretics!
Post by: kyomi on 01 Nov 2013, 05:29
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb2q7cfWxC1qc5nvmo1_1280.jpg)I don't get this... apparently I'm missing something.
This is awesome.. lol :)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9effa5977d73f107e502f0a3e4608e01/tumblr_mvkmdzPn6R1qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: kyomi on 01 Nov 2013, 05:35
Post by: Metope on 01 Nov 2013, 05:37
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 01 Nov 2013, 05:38
Post by: kyomi on 01 Nov 2013, 05:42
I can't wait till Friday is over.. homemade apple pie this weekend :3
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/49f162ccd30eb9f33da03ba29da45d37/tumblr_mvjp3woPzw1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
This kid has tiny angel wings :3
Why not Zoidberg?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d453d891978a82cdaca8de4883a4f4a/tumblr_mvjmg5YVm51ruw1vso1_1280.jpg)
Post by: Metope on 01 Nov 2013, 05:43
Post by: kyomi on 01 Nov 2013, 06:09
They're pretty shitty.
I fixed it :)
On the other hand... this is just awesome :)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8f8198dc3cca6dd5c42e0bb93a08a0d/tumblr_mvhv29aMsu1qzcv7no1_500.jpg)
LMAO
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The Caption: "A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane…"
And finally.. umm.. what?
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Nov 2013, 06:33
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Nov 2013, 06:34
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?
Ground floor. Actually in some houses where the main living area is up a few steps, but the area below is not considered a basement, you have (say) four stories called "lower ground floor", "upper ground floor", "first floor", "second floor". In the same way, the building I work in has four stories, labelled -1, 0, 1, 2; the main entrance is on 0, but there are other entrances on -1.
The hospital next to my home was extended recently - down the hill; as a result, the extension has six stories labelled -4, -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, with the main entrance on -4.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Nov 2013, 06:35
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Nov 2013, 06:47
(http://imageshack.us/a/img5/2955/jdv7.png)
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Nov 2013, 07:25
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 07:39
(http://www.freshcharacters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/give_a_flower_by_shichigoro756_thumb.jpg)I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
___________________
(http://i.imgur.com/S5suM6M.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Nov 2013, 08:34
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 09:15
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Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school
Never shave. It takes away your glorious beard/facial hair powers.
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 09:42
(http://i.imgur.com/FfiE2RG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rUmUieU.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/LZHwAgq.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/h02P7f0.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/9FnIH0h.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/oZwYKNV.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rdYhGcf.gif)
_____________________
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7879907072/hFC01F293/)
(http://i.imgur.com/PAUKdDa.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 01 Nov 2013, 13:15
(it probably doesn't help I was listening to the above while reading that)
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 13:18
Aww... I want an Anna :(me too buddy...me too. :cry:
Post by: Akima on 01 Nov 2013, 14:14
No, not taken in the soft-toy department of a shop, but twin panda cubs in Atlanta GA.
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 14:15
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 01 Nov 2013, 15:09
going through some youtube favorites:
Now that brings back some childhood nostalgia. I would pay a nice pile of money to see this become an actual thing.
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 15:20
I could loop this ALL DAY!
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This is both awesome and... kinda creepy
Post by: LeeC on 01 Nov 2013, 17:11
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Enjoy.
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Nov 2013, 20:16
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Nov 2013, 21:23
Post by: tragic_pizza on 01 Nov 2013, 23:37
my wife saw tht photoshop thing on FB.
it totally disgusted her.
"small wonder Anorexia and Buliemia are such huge problems. Look at the un-natural and unrealistic ideals that society is trying to judge people with."
I wish there was one of those with a guy: just to prove that I can't compete with Photoshop.
Not Photoshop, and not professional, but...
(https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1381243_10152057109002664_1389730432_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/s720x720/1454819_10152057108772664_370960398_n.jpg)
Post by: Akima on 02 Nov 2013, 01:21
Post by: Tulpa on 02 Nov 2013, 01:27
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Nov 2013, 07:45
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majxrtFgVE1r5md7mo2_r1_500.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 02 Nov 2013, 08:05
(http://i.imgur.com/Zv2R7hA.gif)
Post by: Lines on 02 Nov 2013, 10:31
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Paper is dead without words, ink idle without a poem, all the world dead without stories. Without love, and disarming beauty, Careless realism costs souls.
Post by: Tulpa on 02 Nov 2013, 15:26
(Watch the whole video. I dare you.)
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Nov 2013, 15:56
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Nov 2013, 16:50
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/30/7/enhanced-buzz-19179-1383131895-18.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Nov 2013, 16:51
Post by: LeeC on 02 Nov 2013, 18:27
(http://i.imgur.com/NwuZAMU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/o2dfYSV.gif)
Post by: Kugai on 02 Nov 2013, 22:44
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Nov 2013, 05:43
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/922972213c000c5aedc1c83b7af4b5a7/tumblr_mvjxyooSaf1qh3glro2_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7f16b8ce85427d57c4fd418516160ea/tumblr_mvjxyooSaf1qh3glro3_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8cb77be34f997db88d5455b9bda6d30/tumblr_mvjxyooSaf1qh3glro4_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fdb76aee87418a95394ae85dced3b19/tumblr_mvjxyooSaf1qh3glro5_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/117036ca4b622bf3a89cc74da9a0ecf4/tumblr_mvjxyooSaf1qh3glro6_500.gif)
Post by: LTK on 03 Nov 2013, 07:34
Warning: Gory video about people's heads exploding. Also pretty hilarious.
Post by: Lines on 03 Nov 2013, 13:49
Magnetic Platypus Factory
Radioactive Hamster Pimps
Tiny Bandicoot Horde
Spooky Makeout Fantasy (Rated Mature, obvs)
Barbie's Bimbo of Might and Magic
Screaming Underwear Slayer
Pathetic Underwear Zone
Alcoholic Spatula II
Rocket-Powered Rocket on the High Seas
Heinous Werewolf Academy
Wandering Moped in Space
Post by: LTK on 03 Nov 2013, 14:02
Magic Bedtime Explorer: The next great indie game that will make you cry!
Japanese Cannibal in Crazyland: Now with twice the racism!
Viking Boxing Orchestra: AWESOME.
Inbred Squirrel Special Edition: By thecatamites.
The Secret Weapon of the Military of Might and Magic: I guess that could be a game?
Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.
Bionic Insect Wasteland: Honey, I shrunk Fallout.
Post by: LeeC on 03 Nov 2013, 15:47
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Video Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Transvestite Equestrian Fight Club
Transvestite Crowbar 3000
Lovely Battle Dudes
Transvestite Spelunking - Hot Pursuit
In a row! Ugh! :oops:
Post by: Tulpa on 03 Nov 2013, 16:08
Eternal Tetris BoxingVideo Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Transvestite Equestrian Fight Club
Transvestite Crowbar 3000
Lovely Battle Dudes
Transvestite Spelunking - Hot Pursuit
In a row! Ugh! :oops:
Is this like chess boxing except with tetris and they just go on forever until one of them dies?
Radioactive Bazooka Safari
I WOULD COMPLETELY PLAY THIS GAME.
Post by: Metope on 03 Nov 2013, 16:13
Post by: LeeC on 03 Nov 2013, 16:23
(http://i.imgur.com/Q9fmXhB.jpg)
Post by: Sorflakne on 03 Nov 2013, 16:25
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/199699_10100412837941545_889506562_n.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Nov 2013, 17:41
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwim0o0rrg1qkagf4o1_500.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Nov 2013, 18:42
Post by: Tulpa on 04 Nov 2013, 02:26
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 04 Nov 2013, 02:43
Post by: Aimless on 04 Nov 2013, 03:20
(http://i.imgur.com/cxemv50.jpg)
Post by: Nikolai on 04 Nov 2013, 03:59
Post by: RedWolf4 on 04 Nov 2013, 04:22
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Nov 2013, 06:49
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Nov 2013, 08:14
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 08:45
(http://i.imgur.com/CmwHimS.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 04 Nov 2013, 09:17
My results:I agree
Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.
The Glory of Burger Fighter: This title is epic
Blazing Manlove Playhouse: >.>;;
Excruciating Janitor from Outer Space: I'm Scruffy... the janitor
Geriatric 3D Espionage: lol
Spectacular Business Oppression: Aren't we all playing this now?
The Harlem Globetrotters: Monster Truck Hero
Oh god.. some of these are brilliant.
Bling Bling Bobsled Operatives: Didn't they have this already and wasn't it called Cool Runnings?
Retarded Janitor Rangers
Terrible Midget Punishment
Communist Fashion Gone Wild: lmao
Twitter for the rest of them.. or this is going to be an extremely long post https://twitter.com/kyomi7502/ (https://twitter.com/kyomi7502/)
Post by: cesium133 on 04 Nov 2013, 09:35
As for the video game name generator, I got: Prehistoric Math Studio. Sounds like an educational game.
Post by: lepetitfromage on 04 Nov 2013, 09:44
Post by: kyomi on 04 Nov 2013, 09:45
True Crime: Transvestite Deluxe
This could actually be a game: The Infernal Maze from Planet X
Best game ever: Metal Batman Overdrive
Oh god... Mickey's Hardware XXX
Ok.. I'm going to stop now.. I just got "Throbbing Manlove from Hell"
I lied - "Urban Drug-Dealing Starring Mickey Mouse"
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 09:49
"Adult Cat Finder"? Kinky.
Post by: kyomi on 04 Nov 2013, 10:33
Meanwhile, in Russia:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/643ef83f92a2b973b6ff1f9f27ff6de2/tumblr_mhbdqyz6hN1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Where do I get a spring-loaded kitty?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c080b09a2e89c366f322ffb11021807/tumblr_mhk3siLGLQ1qzcv7no1_400.gif)
Post by: Nikolai on 04 Nov 2013, 10:51
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
That my friend, is the United States Marine Corps. The Army would never spring for a bouncy castle. Too much of a safety hazard.
Post by: kyomi on 04 Nov 2013, 11:56
I had to lol...
Oh god.. this is awesome :D
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/61b7e5b446d6e472732387c40fab2a42/tumblr_mi4ii22LD91ql4a1zo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f696f68bcd829dd104ed27a70c1b09f/tumblr_mi4ii22LD91ql4a1zo2_400.jpg)
Post by: K1dmor on 04 Nov 2013, 12:56
Post by: kyomi on 04 Nov 2013, 13:01
(I know who played 13.. but it's just more fun to say it like that)
Here's my version of Procrastina
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Nov 2013, 13:10
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 13:28
"FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!"
I am afraid to watch this movie
(http://i.imgur.com/MiFHNZg.gif)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Nov 2013, 15:05
(click to show/hide)
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 15:10
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(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18y7cyzk17ukrgif/ku-medium.gif)
Post by: indiespy on 04 Nov 2013, 21:21
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
(http://i.imgur.com/CmwHimS.jpg)
Judging by the uniforms I would say Marine Corp. A good way to tell them apart is that the army combat uniform appears greenish grey while the Marine uniforms have a more brown tinge. Also the Marine cover(hat) is a hexagon while the army cover is round.
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 21:33
Post by: Nikolai on 04 Nov 2013, 21:57
Post by: LeeC on 04 Nov 2013, 22:01
Post by: indiespy on 05 Nov 2013, 00:56
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Post by: Nikolai on 05 Nov 2013, 04:50
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Nov 2013, 07:10
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4624b8c4770e48e577fd7ff5f8b021aa/tumblr_mvd4b1FuP41rqdvbdo1_500.jpg)
But now:
Quote
Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
Post by: lepetitfromage on 05 Nov 2013, 09:36
Blew my mindhole.
Post by: LeeC on 05 Nov 2013, 09:38
(http://i.imgur.com/OJmdoQE.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/l0npY4j.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LBnf9Y7.png)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7881659648/h993BCC71/)
Post by: LTK on 05 Nov 2013, 12:30
(http://i2.wp.com/savingspecies.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Baby-Olinguito1-786x1024.jpg?fit=786%2C1024)
(http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/fullwidth/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/baby%20olinguito3.jpg?itok=kqct3vF6)
You don't usually hear this from me but OMG SO ADORBS
Post by: LeeC on 05 Nov 2013, 12:34
Mjölnir
Post by: UniqueNewYork on 05 Nov 2013, 12:47
NBA Jackhammer of Mystery (Sounds like some sort of Granny Confuser-type shovelware)
Bouncin' Hair Salon in Crazyland (This would be one of those games that insecure gamer dickbags would mock women for playing because "since it's not a real game they're not real gamers" etc etc)
King of Pinball Revenge
The Simpsons' Hippo Joe
Advanced Jetski Tale (would def play)
Morbid Ping Pong City (so, DC, then?)
Incredible Metal of Fury (hell, that's a BAND name)
Death-Defying Desert Fun (Isn't that more of a tagline?)
Mighty Squirrel Espionage (So THAT'S what ZoeB does!)
Radioactive Stapler Tournament (I can't...I just...I want this more than anything.)
Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl
Lair of the Shotgun Master
Rushing Basketball Roundup
Professional Spatula Z (Okay, that's it. Nothing can top that.)
Post by: ev4n on 05 Nov 2013, 13:10
Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl
Hey, that's my favourite Rick Springfield song!
Post by: LeeC on 05 Nov 2013, 14:44
Post by: Welu on 05 Nov 2013, 15:06
Post by: LeeC on 05 Nov 2013, 16:27
Post by: Welu on 05 Nov 2013, 16:30
It's also got such cute and sweet animation.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Nov 2013, 16:52
Post by: Haseo on 05 Nov 2013, 19:30
Post by: Grognard on 05 Nov 2013, 19:35
Post by: kyomi on 06 Nov 2013, 06:46
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/503ddd2b1737acf8c4ebe7d01b3465fc/tumblr_mjk7p2uGXE1ql2603o1_1280.jpg)
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Nov 2013, 07:31
I am laughing my arse off at this gif and I don't even know why.
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Nov 2013, 08:02
(http://i.imgur.com/yGwrb5E.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 09:26
(http://i.imgur.com/jqtn42t.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r1oVA4A.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WW5kguH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/E1DUae8.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/C6mAokS.gif)
I can relate (http://imgur.com/gallery/fws7y) :psyduck:
Post by: Nikolai on 06 Nov 2013, 10:20
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Nov 2013, 10:27
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 11:37
(http://i.imgur.com/iKRP089.png)
Post by: Barmymoo on 06 Nov 2013, 11:39
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 11:44
I want one!
(http://i.imgur.com/yDzeEHY.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 06 Nov 2013, 12:34
Hello human :)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/47519d5de85d7b1f547a3dcffc5ee646/tumblr_mjnenmrlRN1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 12:48
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7885875456/h13A70770/)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 06 Nov 2013, 12:51
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/757c315c01382c9af05838fc36918f3d/tumblr_mjjff3tQ5y1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
Keep it at 10 gallons. They never go to a whole number of (major currency unit).
Post by: kyomi on 06 Nov 2013, 13:06
Truth
(http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/drm.gif)
I should watch this show if these insults are real.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7e137ceff7e7d82a55a30c9fd66393f/tumblr_mk89ioxFrc1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 06 Nov 2013, 13:10
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 13:23
(http://i.imgur.com/wlgmQUb.gif)
Post by: Barmymoo on 06 Nov 2013, 13:47
Post by: LeeC on 06 Nov 2013, 13:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-_Nnupn6ag&feature=player_detailpage#t=1371 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-_Nnupn6ag&feature=player_detailpage#t=1371)
if video doesnt zoom there skip to 22:50
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/be77f67b7c40b3366d045263eba50e42/tumblr_mvtmogdCsE1qayy2qo1_1280.jpg)
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
And Ramsey is actually a super nice dude from what I understand. Everywhere but his T.V. show.
Post by: Welu on 06 Nov 2013, 16:29
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http://imgur.com/gallery/i0Wt7
My exercise program.
BRB 12 more 120z curl reps.
Post by: Grognard on 06 Nov 2013, 21:52
+ 1 Sam Adam curl.
Post by: pwhodges on 07 Nov 2013, 00:35
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Nov 2013, 05:08
Post by: kyomi on 07 Nov 2013, 05:13
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5b3112fc45dabcf58d0e15510c6a503/tumblr_mklw3b940t1qj26eao1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0a793464aa9f99e4b5b1caf2b81de1c/tumblr_mkhw0koZkO1qdwygho1_1280.jpg)
Also, new youtube format sucks. No voting on comments and they are impossible to follow when it just says "in reply to <name>" and just links you back the video again.
Umm... what?
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Nov 2013, 06:50
Incredibly offensive, frequently nonsensical, and I can't get enough of it.
I love his video about 'how to get all the pussy.' 'Hey girl. In celebration of third world countries, let's all eat rocks and throw sandals at each other.'
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 07:31
Post by: kyomi on 07 Nov 2013, 07:36
Hehe.. get it? :mrgreen:
Best. Picture. Ever.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc1b3496e4c9c150ad1d227be1f06b76/tumblr_mkz1rl0u0s1rv7ep9o1_1280.png)
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 07:38
(http://www.glol.pl/pictures/49/picture_4987.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/3SEOqLs.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/9FlZy6C.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vm7nlyL.png)
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 08:19
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Nov 2013, 08:27
Also I just realized this was the pointless thread but oh well it's still in response to something here, ha.
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 08:35
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7885928192/hC4DC5B86/)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7879732736/hF382B78C/)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Nov 2013, 08:40
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Step 2: Walk out the door.
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Nov 2013, 08:46
Step 4: PROFIT!
Also I don't intend on ever dating anyone else so it's moot, but I can't see myself with a woman taller than me. I think the tallest woman I would date would be about 5'9" (~175cm). I think Sarah's around 5'5" (~165cm) but she might be a bit shorter.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Nov 2013, 09:14
Quote
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck #and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
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Colleen (adj) - A woman of Irish descent, with the stereotypical features of that race, primarily pale skin and light eyes, more modernly it usually means redheads, but this traditionally is not a requirement.
Post by: kyomi on 07 Nov 2013, 09:41
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2307228561acdeea28767218f1d50596/tumblr_ml38exgo9l1qf5do9o1_400.gif)
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 07 Nov 2013, 09:56
Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)... It took me quite a while to get used to the idea of being short forever and I think I got it past me. But worrying that it's awkward for the girl is something I still can't shake off.
Then again, the girls I dated were a bit shorter than me although the last one I dated was shorter only by a few cms so it was kind of funny when she put heels on. She didn't care though.
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T_T I want one so bad!
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 10:12
I'm 5'5" honestly hugging or kissing and having her bend over makes me worry she thinks she's making out with a child...but I'm a manly man dammit!Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)... It took me quite a while to get used to the idea of being short forever and I think I got it past me. But worrying that it's awkward for the girl is something I still can't shake off.
Then again, the girls I dated were a bit shorter than me although the last one I dated was shorter only by a few cms so it was kind of funny when she put heels on. She didn't care though.
(http://i.imgur.com/CsDtjY2.jpg)
on that note....I CANT HANDLE THE CUTE!
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 10:34
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Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 11:55
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 11:59
Post by: Metope on 07 Nov 2013, 12:01
Warning...
LeeC beat me too it! But yeah, it's gross
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 12:14
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e3ioXdoa1qg4gkko1_250.gif)
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 12:23
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Nov 2013, 12:27
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0bee31dcd6c720c61c2fde435834f14/tumblr_mvst12gsUa1qijcvzo1_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/167246a922621d52ae2518e6792befaa/tumblr_mvst12gsUa1qijcvzo3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a79de361c34f89694b9c00aefb07dbe0/tumblr_mvst12gsUa1qijcvzo2_1280.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 12:28
Post by: kyomi on 07 Nov 2013, 12:34
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/25d80d600add477632e3ad5b4bc64f59/tumblr_mkz5976PXd1s5ivrfo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a803fce3bb36ef33938c4cf6d12bc0a/tumblr_ml5z3jWecq1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa1c3f07010d464ea625510a5beaffd7/tumblr_ml5knuB6hQ1rq3b5ko1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b929e13172d676b80c57e70e5c22c308/tumblr_mkbi56VJb11r40piio1_1280.jpg)
:D
Post by: Grognard on 07 Nov 2013, 13:18
More non-sense.. too much point making :)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a803fce3bb36ef33938c4cf6d12bc0a/tumblr_ml5z3jWecq1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
THIS makes me :-D ROFLOL :-D every time I see it!
Post by: Akima on 07 Nov 2013, 14:06
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)...
I'm 5'5"Both taller than I am! Significantly! Below, iMarine Classic meets iMarine Nanos!
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/4923/33743937yt3.jpg)
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Nov 2013, 14:17
Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 14:21
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Nov 2013, 14:27
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Nov 2013, 14:28
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 14:41
Post by: Welu on 07 Nov 2013, 14:42
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 14:47
Post by: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2013, 14:47
Post by: Welu on 07 Nov 2013, 14:58
(http://i.imgur.com/7Qt6Pix.gif)
Post by: jwhouk on 07 Nov 2013, 15:00
The only people I've dated who have been shorter than me were female, because I'm quite short - two of my male exes were at least a foot taller than me. I find it odd if women say "I could never date someone shorter than me" because really, that's your deal-breaker?
You're not that short! You're about as tall as I...
Oh. Yeah. I see what you mean.
Post by: indiespy on 07 Nov 2013, 15:56
Post by: Lines on 07 Nov 2013, 16:01
Or something. Because that's what tall girls do, right?
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Nov 2013, 16:03
Strong girls.
Amazons.
I should change threads.
Post by: indiespy on 07 Nov 2013, 16:04
Post by: Welu on 07 Nov 2013, 16:59
Unrelated pointless that doesn't reflect at all one of my first strange feelings as a child:
(http://i.imgur.com/fZU35td.gif?1)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Nov 2013, 17:25
Post by: Lines on 07 Nov 2013, 17:27
So when he's all
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltrsweYrT61r4bsjxo2_500.gif)
I'm all
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 17:55
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Nov 2013, 18:20
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Nov 2013, 19:57
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Post by: pwhodges on 08 Nov 2013, 00:13
http://www.spikes.asia/winners/2013/media/entry.cfm?entryid=1388 (http://www.spikes.asia/winners/2013/media/entry.cfm?entryid=1388)
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....goddamnit Japan.
Post by: jwhouk on 08 Nov 2013, 05:57
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Nov 2013, 06:23
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2013/11/08/inori_2.jpg)
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Course pretty girls are Marines, google Shannon Ihrke if you have some time and like cute blondes. She's a Sergeant of Marines in the reserves.
Post by: kyomi on 08 Nov 2013, 06:55
Unrelated pointless that doesn't reflect at all one of my first strange feelings as a child:
(http://i.imgur.com/fZU35td.gif?1)
I don't know who that is, but my god is he hot :3
I think I'm around 5'11 or at least that's what I tell myself.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/46459f857d4472c0fa254239151a689d/tumblr_mkbd0cNOPM1qc8jh0o2_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6fc54079e4c837c7f7ccd35e82a55317/tumblr_mkbd0cNOPM1qc8jh0o3_250.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 08 Nov 2013, 07:04
Yep. Hair is so damn out of reg, and the uniform irregularities. *rages*I would date a marine woman. Sparing would be interesting. :-P
Course pretty girls are Marines, google Shannon Ihrke if you have some time and like cute blondes. She's a Sergeant of Marines in the reserves.
also somehow I feel this is related!
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Post by: Grognard on 08 Nov 2013, 07:25
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64oDtp7HFWM/TlG423kPH8I/AAAAAAAAGaE/rEkmmQbCs70/s1600/101.jpg)
Gott im Himmel!
-swoon-
Post by: LeeC on 08 Nov 2013, 07:29
Unless you're talking 'bout Mermaids!I was :-D
(http://i.imgur.com/2JglGTD.gif)
______________________
(http://i.imgur.com/tt2hgfT.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MpGLCjg.jpg?1)
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may NSFW (http://imgur.com/gallery/81K85) but funny
Post by: kyomi on 08 Nov 2013, 07:57
Post by: LeeC on 08 Nov 2013, 08:02
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Shannon Ihrke.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64oDtp7HFWM/TlG423kPH8I/AAAAAAAAGaE/rEkmmQbCs70/s1600/101.jpg)
Gott im Himmel!
-swoon-
I met her briefly, she's friends with another model/Marine I know up in Chicago, seems nice enough, clearly knows what she's about. I do get the criticism she gets though, namely that she uses the Marine Corps and her position as a Marine to help fuel her modeling career. I don't think that's why she signed up, but I understand where the perception and criticism come from.
Post by: kyomi on 08 Nov 2013, 08:24
Also, this song is great to have on repeat while you stare into space
Everyday...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbab5acda215a06879e06b98b7eb1f5c/tumblr_mm1dz2Upaz1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Nov 2013, 08:53
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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Nov 2013, 09:14
On the other side I love tall men. Especially tall, skinny men. Tall, skinny men with long hair and thick stubble.
Six years ago you'd have jumped my bones.
Post by: kyomi on 08 Nov 2013, 09:23
You ever forget what you're posting from the time you copy the link to the time you paste it into a reply? Then you're just like, "Oh well, I'll remember what it is whenever I see the post"?
Wait for it..
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Nov 2013, 09:59
Post by: Grognard on 08 Nov 2013, 10:11
(http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/post-3-12832846344648.jpg)
SOURCE (http://glassocean.net/diy-shovel-guitar/)
Post by: kyomi on 08 Nov 2013, 10:12
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/3/25/10/enhanced-buzz-12933-1364220634-0.jpg)
Post by: Grognard on 08 Nov 2013, 10:18
(http://www.mondogonzo.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lumber_jacks_axe_guitar1.jpg)
SOURCE (http://www.mondogonzo.org/2009/12/04/i-always-wanted-to-be-a-lumberjack/)
*i think that is Spanish*
Post by: Grognard on 08 Nov 2013, 10:19
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Oh sweet goddess I am laughing so hard. My entire office is looking at me like I'm insane.
Post by: LeeC on 08 Nov 2013, 12:37
(http://i.imgur.com/dO9gCD5.jpg)
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Nov 2013, 14:09
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Nov 2013, 14:50
"My cat was “substandard” compared to the almost all other autos in the White House lot, but it was a fine cat that served me well." -- random article from the Fox News website (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/xkcd-substitutions/jkgogmboalmaijfgfhfepckdgjeopfhk?hl=en&gl=001)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Nov 2013, 16:16
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Nov 2013, 16:26
(http://i.imgur.com/K8us2oE.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pbS1sh3.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GWaoiei.gif)
just my favorites, the rest here (http://imgur.com/gallery/vGXuA)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Nov 2013, 16:34
Post by: UniqueNewYork on 08 Nov 2013, 16:39
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/miss-universe-2013-national-costumes-part-2.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tlofeed+%28Tom+%26+Lorenzo%29&utm_content=FaceBook
Oh sweet goddess I am laughing so hard. My entire office is looking at me like I'm insane.
Did you see the Miss USA costume in the first installment?!? http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/miss-universe-2013-national-costumes-part-1.html
Post by: Akima on 08 Nov 2013, 17:43
I do get the criticism she gets though, namely that she uses the Marine Corps and her position as a Marine to help fuel her modeling career.Why is that grounds for criticism as long as she does her duty? Suppose she was a guy, who got a job as, say, a mechanic with a "leg up" from being a Marine. Would that be criticised similarly? I think not, and smell misogynism, or at the least sexism.
Oh, and since someone asked, I'm 160cm tall. Just.
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It blows my mind how "national costume" can be so widely interpreted. Love the ladies who actually showed up in relatively unmodified traditional clothing. Shit managed to still be pretty sexy.
@Akima, there is a small group of relatively minor models in the United States who have selected military service, usually in the reserves or national guard of a nation's military. The theory is because it lets them work that angle when competing for contracts. This criticism originates in the military's active duty female components. While the males are a little too distracted for such high minded thoughts.
However if our theoretical mechanic joined ONLY to get job training and he was in my squadron? He'd probably not be very popular. I can't speak for the other service branches who tend to work the job training angle fairly hard, but the Marine Corps perception is that type of crap is a benefit. You can take benefit of it, but showing up for "just" the benefits gets the stink eye from a large portion of our population. For example service personnel who enlisted or went through ROTC "just for the college benefits" which would also be comparable, are ostracized from the normal community if they vocally express that, especially in the transition from peace time to time of war. Many people take it rather personally as a form of betrayal against the bonds of our oaths and our es spirit de corps.
Now I happen to know Shannon, and know she joined to serve, she's on the bounce and good Marine to boot, but if she or someone like her, male or female said to me "I only joined to use the name and title to my own benefit" ...my response would be the same "Fuck you, go stand on someone else's back"
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Nov 2013, 22:06
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Post by: Lines on 09 Nov 2013, 10:37
Post by: LeeC on 09 Nov 2013, 20:49
(http://i.imgur.com/cNsfw6Z.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/G3qokFu.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Nov 2013, 07:02
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http://www.epictv.com/media/podcast/wingsuit-pilot-narrowly-escapes-collision-with-gondola-at-tianmen-mountain-|-the-perfect-flight-ep-3-/260482
and now some cute:
http://www.godvine.com/Banker-Rescues-Ducklings-in-the-Most-Heartwarming-Way-1304.html
Post by: Thomas Edison on 10 Nov 2013, 09:15
Not as heart-pounding, but still rad, Kelly McGarry doing a backflip over a canyon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76VEPXYaI0) Best watched at 1080p, full screen.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Nov 2013, 09:48
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Nov 2013, 10:46
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Nov 2013, 15:23
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Nov 2013, 16:18
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/757a3c1d6cffaf358ab24514042c7200/tumblr_mr5b1fqGls1rez1vko2_500.gif)
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(http://i.imgur.com/ML7mj50.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/li8kvkx.jpg)
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Pidgy!
(http://i.imgur.com/oPHH4s9.jpg)
This might belong in the English is weird thread...
Post by: LeeC on 10 Nov 2013, 19:33
(http://i.imgur.com/VWkcPLb.gif)
Post by: cesium133 on 10 Nov 2013, 20:10
(http://i.imgur.com/ML7mj50.jpg)We're gonna need a new Jeb!
Post by: tragic_pizza on 10 Nov 2013, 21:38
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1461002_181478388723015_540748089_n.jpg)Wait they DO?
WHY WASN'T I TOLD THIS?
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Nov 2013, 02:36
http://spaceghetto.us/?q=content/awkward-boobies
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Nov 2013, 03:47
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Nov 2013, 06:43
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1eb4569f12550b22cda8eccda8ac690/tumblr_mvpx49u4F31qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
Post by: kyomi on 11 Nov 2013, 10:55
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2b45bb2ccc99bf974c7c8621f3673ca/tumblr_mmx28gndma1s0zwngo1_400.gif)
Suck it, Xbox (Sorry, had to :P)
Post by: LeeC on 11 Nov 2013, 13:16
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Post by: UniqueNewYork on 11 Nov 2013, 13:19
Take special note of this one.
(http://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/enhanced-buzz-22921-1363383394-8.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 11 Nov 2013, 13:33
(http://i.imgur.com/2qsaTnj.jpg)
Post by: Barmymoo on 11 Nov 2013, 13:40
Post by: LeeC on 11 Nov 2013, 13:43
∩____∩
|(•◡•)| ノ＼(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Post by: LTK on 11 Nov 2013, 13:49
∩____∩Simply awesome.
|(•◡•)| ノ＼(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Nov 2013, 14:03
(http://i.imgur.com/TZ7eDUX.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 11 Nov 2013, 14:06
Post by: BeoPuppy on 11 Nov 2013, 14:19
Also:
http://gawker.com/head-of-infamous-penis-church-it-wasnt-designed-to-b-1462443224
Post by: Akima on 11 Nov 2013, 14:43
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Nov 2013, 17:58
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/61a6d321f8737fa0047c70445ec1230e/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9d290a59b45c31accd94ab1a9b1262c/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3590a3573d0c3c5460e8cdb04e8887c6/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/70ac8c54a6cd4bc1eb763913af60941d/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o7_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb59619350997b38dadca8466887dd01/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o8_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8228112e39af43d08f0c725a39e5c69a/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o9_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c61d7e3b7748fbbd142b5af4263e580c/tumblr_mw1xcbAP691rztkn1o5_1280.jpg)
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(SFW*)
*Unless your work /really/ hates swearing, though, considering you're here already, you're kinda fucking boned ain'tcha?
Post by: Loki on 12 Nov 2013, 01:16
Anyone know where this is from?
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Nov 2013, 01:22
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Nov 2013, 01:33
We. All. Suck.
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Old but worth a repost
The real tragedy here is not that this old man died alone, but that he lived alone for the last of his life. So... maybe take some time to go visit a nursing home ya?
Post by: kyomi on 12 Nov 2013, 05:32
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http://coub.com/view/5m58l54 (http://coub.com/view/5m58l54)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb9c447a2e5cc8e457dad37b60a9de9f/tumblr_moeedrdGoA1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg)
I hate that...
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c6533103d65af3d57ae2e6e0a73605bf/tumblr_mnkwdqRZsq1qg0cppo1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6373a65237bbac642fb9b360c865d65/tumblr_monjpqksFk1qeablwo1_1280.png)
Staying classy I see, Microsoft.
Post by: LTK on 12 Nov 2013, 05:46
Hitler tea kettleHahaha, that is amazing. Are they really going to stop selling the tea kettle, though? "Haha, this ad kinda looks like Hitler!" is good exposure, if I was them I'd just leave it.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Nov 2013, 07:37
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 08:52
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Warning Period joke
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Nov 2013, 09:35
Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 10:28
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as a consolation prize, here is a cat with hair extensions
(http://i.imgur.com/2yZ5BWJ.jpg)
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Nov 2013, 10:37
My gran and my auntie are on TV, on the quiz show Pointless right now. I'm not even joking.Aww ... I missed it. And I like pointless.
Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 12:12
Source (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSvVjLjL14)
Post by: Method of Madness on 12 Nov 2013, 12:30
Post by: Metope on 12 Nov 2013, 12:34
Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 12:41
Andrew Jackson could lead the Imperial Guard into battle and win!
(http://i.imgur.com/GI4dZa3.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 14:58
hehehehehe chibi emperor
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/280/1/0/chibi_emperor_by_xxanemonaxx-d5h1oh0.jpg)
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Nov 2013, 15:15
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Post by: LeeC on 12 Nov 2013, 16:33
Six ways for gentlemen to wear a scarf (http://imgur.com/gallery/pUSbg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wFxcsMo.gif)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Nov 2013, 17:43
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yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
Post by: Thrillho on 13 Nov 2013, 02:11
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BX-v-WpCIAAGXDg.png)
OH GOD I WANT THEM
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 13 Nov 2013, 03:57
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Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Nov 2013, 04:49
Post by: kyomi on 13 Nov 2013, 05:06
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
Just.. Ew... Potato chips + chocolate is pretty disgusting in my opinion. I've had them before in ice cream (Ben & Jerry's Late Night Snack) and I had to pick them out to finish the ice cream.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9a541708a9eac0d50ba04ae29d98f81/tumblr_mw47s0oinX1qzk2upo1_400.gif)
lol. I remember that commercial. Besides, that death ray is nothing more than a common teleporter ray [/futurama]
On second thought.. is that a cardigan and a skirt?
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scarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
The Connoisseur reminds me of Christopher Walken's character in Seven Psychopaths :)
Oh my god.. RDJ... :3
Pin-up RDJ (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Robert+Downey+Jr.+Pinup&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=koS&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=O-rLUdTMLoiHhQfEkoDoBg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=871)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f47983606a3ccb97a3bb5881e23b3be/tumblr_mp4tq2cj401qzmowao2_r1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/22b792dbe146bb9b93976f2977f877e3/tumblr_mp4tq2cj401qzmowao3_r1_500.jpg)
Is it bad that I find these pretty hot? :)
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Nov 2013, 05:13
I particularly like the contrast between the photo and Paul's signature.
Which, by the way (as I don't give the reference) is the catch phrase of one of the characters - and spoken by another as the final words - in the anime series Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi.
Post by: kyomi on 13 Nov 2013, 05:40
I'd love to get a better look at those boots. They look like reptile boots or something.
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And now for something... completely different:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f7d3b779b542e87480abb3a8078a3f5/tumblr_mp4ky67YTf1qhgyezo1_500.gif)
I love this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/30bf2eab970a609eb95495143a874b87/tumblr_mp5s4b4HgI1qg3zo8o1_1280.jpg)
Ok.. back to work >.>
(http://rlv.zcache.co.nz/i_lied_rage_face_meme_personalised_flyer-ra9a27dfea79140b0a916371898aa194a_vgvs0_8byvr_512.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1e05ba7bc551b140cb4c8b102795e500/tumblr_mpl7cjlpvl1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2013, 07:11
"Jet Setter" is more like how old pilots wore theirs.Quotescarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
The Connoisseur reminds me of Christopher Walken's character in Seven Psychopaths :)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/351/8/2/Snoopy_The_Red_Baron_by_stlcrazy.jpg)
or so how I understood it.
I don't know why I found this as funny as I did.
(http://i.imgur.com/bZwFhdA.jpg)
Why I think I am terrible around small children:
(http://i.imgur.com/rAPL8J9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/S9xxiRr.gif)
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Nov 2013, 11:31
Re: chocolate chips those would be so much better with dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate.
Post by: Grognard on 13 Nov 2013, 11:43
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Cookie Monster confirmed as a parable about substance abuse.
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Nov 2013, 12:19
Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2013, 12:22
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Nov 2013, 12:42
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I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, and even called me honey. Now, suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
EDIT: whoops
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Nov 2013, 13:40
Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2013, 13:50
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Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Nov 2013, 13:51
Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2013, 14:02
(http://i.imgur.com/S84BANr.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7885832448/h1A9BE016/)
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Nov 2013, 14:31
The question doesn't prohibit the player from visiting a Pokemon Center while doing this, though...
(http://i.imgur.com/S84BANr.jpg)
Post by: LeeC on 13 Nov 2013, 14:33
(http://i.imgur.com/zJ7NHZ3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zeMKexe.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Nov 2013, 16:10
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Nov 2013, 00:59
Koalas.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1937ephmg2i7bgif/original.gif)
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195j2x8mh4ampgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Fresh prince of David Hasselhoff. (http://vimeo.com/78343974)
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Post by: Metope on 14 Nov 2013, 08:12
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Nov 2013, 09:42
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My sister asked if she could borrow my laptop because her 'superior in every way' mac just basically pooed itself into a comatosed state of uselessness. I found her yelling at the thing to load, screaming 'My mac could have started up 7 times by now! How do you live with this?!' Little did she know that, this is my wallpaper . . .
Post by: Kugai on 14 Nov 2013, 11:35
That Dog reminded me of this.
Post by: LeeC on 14 Nov 2013, 11:51
(http://i.imgur.com/WLt6hOT.gif)
Post by: Akima on 14 Nov 2013, 13:04
That Dog reminded me of this.A tap-dancing Clark Gable!!! My mind is blown!
Post by: Pilchard123 on 14 Nov 2013, 14:04
GIF
Post by: LeeC on 14 Nov 2013, 19:27
is it bad that I wasn't sure whether to post this here or in the "Is this Racist" thread?
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Nov 2013, 06:40
Post by: LeeC on 15 Nov 2013, 08:48
(http://i.imgur.com/axZaIiQ.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Nov 2013, 10:10
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2013, 11:37
(http://i.imgur.com/axZaIiQ.jpg)Except calling him "Red" is no more accurate than calling him "Ash". Also what is that picture from? Also...wait, what the hell? Was there an actual series about the character from the first gen Pokemon games? WHY?
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2013, 12:29
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2013, 12:43
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Post by: K1dmor on 15 Nov 2013, 12:53
Why did they name them Red/Blue, though?
Because those are their names in the game/manga/canon/etc, and the anime is an adaptation of the games Red and Blue.
Comparison (http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/10/the-latest-pokmon-anime-really-nails-pokmon-red-and-blue/).
Post by: LeeC on 15 Nov 2013, 12:55
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Nov 2013, 13:42
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2013, 13:43
the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
Post by: LeeC on 15 Nov 2013, 14:55
(http://i.imgur.com/dT57rIR.gif)
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 Nov 2013, 15:02
"Haha, a grass gym! I'll sweep this easily! Charizard, use fl-*wrap*"
"Use flamethrow-*wrap*"
*Recall, send out a faster one*
"Use quick attack!" -1HP-
"Use qu-*wrap*"
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the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
The Manga and Nintendo say so?
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Nov 2013, 16:04
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Post by: pwhodges on 16 Nov 2013, 01:36
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Nov 2013, 01:53
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He's called Red in the games too, so it's Game Freak canon.
<3
Post by: LeeC on 16 Nov 2013, 07:48
I just LOVE how giddy they all are!
(http://i.imgur.com/7doR2zv.gif)
by far my favorite bit in the movie. Earlier we've seen how badass they can be, killing frost giants like they were nothing, then to seem them later knocking on the glass like giddy children asking for Thor to come out and play! It is so priceless!!
(http://humoncomics.com/art/thor-movie.jpg)
artist's comment under it
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First time I watched Thor was with Sasha and she kept telling me "Don't think too hard about it. Just enjoy it as an action movie"http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie (http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie)
I wasn't the least angry or butthurt and actually thought it was quite fun, but my mind kept going "This is wrong! This is all wrong!" and it carried over to the Avengers movie. Every time Thor and Loki opened their mouths my brain went "Ynhljbasfsgdb!!!*blue screen*"
its so cute! I love how it walks!
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Meanwhile on the convention floor today:
(http://i.imgur.com/1sEgvAx.jpg)
Yep. SS Rune tramp stamp. Classy. Always classy. I like pin up art as much as the next guy. I even can appreciate historical themed stuff, even for the Germans, but wearing that t-shirt is a great way to get an ass beating as far as I can tell.
Post by: LeeC on 17 Nov 2013, 01:12
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Post by: LTK on 17 Nov 2013, 15:53
Chicken, right? So that's partially degraded muscle tissue of avian dinosaurs that we're eating. How's that for metal?!
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Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Nov 2013, 16:25
Edit: MOAR STRINGER BELL
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a06b2077913c1025c9d63f525003b1ac/tumblr_mpdpmkwsiy1qkdc23o3_r1_500.gif)
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Post by: Haseo on 17 Nov 2013, 19:41
(http://i.imgur.com/lZROINb.png)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Nov 2013, 21:08
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c2e16e1802f6f97570bbe3b628880db/tumblr_mw0qqvOE3B1qlu897o1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/14bdf1e71e3f83a4f7f84e1000336476/tumblr_mw0qqvOE3B1qlu897o2_r1_400.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/671b8fdb1de5fe9b84ab1c63d2022c1c/tumblr_mw0qqvOE3B1qlu897o5_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f61704969a85da5c66e6974b73debf3/tumblr_mw0qqvOE3B1qlu897o6_r1_400.gif)
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Post by: kyomi on 18 Nov 2013, 05:30
Wait for it...
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 07:37
(http://i.imgur.com/7Px7XsJ.jpg)
thank you, it didnt post it right so here's the picture.
Post by: kyomi on 18 Nov 2013, 09:48
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/514c55ecbda910621f0f1b3f3f1155ab/tumblr_mqkmmuP7421rjcfxro1_400.gif)
Not a valid youtube URL
Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 12:37
(http://i.imgur.com/2C7kFNe.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Zrb1IDr.jpg)
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AND HERE WE SEE THE NASTY, VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYING NATURAL HABITAT(http://i.imgur.com/KDjoF2s.jpg)
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Post by: 94ssd on 18 Nov 2013, 14:58
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1476370_800873156608806_2013274242_n.jpg)
Light/sound board operators' lives.
Post by: K1dmor on 18 Nov 2013, 14:58
Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 15:14
(http://i.imgur.com/ZsvBJX2.jpg)
Post by: LTK on 18 Nov 2013, 15:18
Lil' Guardian PyroWow, that was seriously cool.
Oh man, you should follow the link at the end to the turret funeral too. I won't spoil it, just watch.
On another note, Youtube has broken to the point that I'm no longer able to use the comment system.
BEST FEATURE EVER :mrgreen:
Post by: snalin on 18 Nov 2013, 15:59
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Nov 2013, 16:09
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Motherfuck.
How.
Seriously. Fucking HOW!?
Post by: Haseo on 18 Nov 2013, 17:23
There's a Google video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGp8Z8Yb28&noredirect=1) explaining the change; when I checked it had 2,436 likes and 51,706 dislikes.Those dislikes, holy crap.
Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 19:50
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 20:01
also bad form putting his back toward the exit that the other perps went out.
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Nov 2013, 20:17
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Post by: LeeC on 18 Nov 2013, 21:21
Rooftop Breakup (http://imgur.com/gallery/SK65a)
I found the comments more entertaining than the content but wow.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Nov 2013, 21:36
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Nov 2013, 00:02
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Dude just wanted some pizza.
Post by: kyomi on 19 Nov 2013, 05:52
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3c28142bf1abaaea3cc1403fc0c2471f/tumblr_mrlxk7mdW01qzmowao1_500.png)
Damn, that guy did a pretty awesome job on the blonde hair
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/daa394641137956a08fc734729dc6cbc/tumblr_mrk3z8ECBo1qzmowao1_500.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2013, 06:14
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2013, 06:31
Your reason is more valid, though.
Post by: ev4n on 19 Nov 2013, 06:39
I wonder how much force she can actually deliver with that axe kick. I personally avoid those because I can deliver signifcantly more force with literally any other kick besides a snap kick, and I feel the axe kick leaves you significantly more vulnerable and exposed. (Off balance, etc)
More than enough to break a nose, though why it's aimed where it is is beyond me.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Nov 2013, 07:11
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....*flees encounter*
Post by: kyomi on 19 Nov 2013, 07:41
http://coub.com/view/1rbeb33s (http://coub.com/view/1rbeb33s)
This definitely belongs here.. (it's not what you think...)
Post by: LeeC on 19 Nov 2013, 09:35
(http://i.imgur.com/RVhrC86.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TrG5wUU.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kKWjORi.jpg)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 19 Nov 2013, 10:28
Post by: LeeC on 19 Nov 2013, 11:31
(http://i.imgur.com/kghV76G.gif)
Post by: Kugai on 19 Nov 2013, 15:11
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 19 Nov 2013, 15:33
I'd appreciate it if you didn't.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2013, 16:31
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Nov 2013, 17:33
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Nov 2013, 20:46
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Nov 2013, 22:14
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Nov 2013, 22:23
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Nov 2013, 00:28
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
I like it as an image; but you know how before TV programs they have those warnings about flashing images and such-like? BK's present avi is on the borderline for that, and the proposed one (which he sensibly spoilered) is a step too far because of the greater contrast in the flashing - sorry!
Now have a skipping dog:
(http://i.imgur.com/ytmYKsH.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ke6MMXE.gif)
Post by: calenlass on 20 Nov 2013, 00:40
Post by: Akima on 20 Nov 2013, 02:30
New avatar, yes or no?All hail the hypno-cat!(click to show/hide)
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Nov 2013, 04:01
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Nov 2013, 05:54
Post by: kyomi on 20 Nov 2013, 07:05
In other news:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/08/tech/social-media/youtube-comment-backlash/ (http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/08/tech/social-media/youtube-comment-backlash/)
https://www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form (https://www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form)
Google-
Post by: 94ssd on 20 Nov 2013, 07:37
Post by: LeeC on 20 Nov 2013, 08:20
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Post by: kyomi on 20 Nov 2013, 08:29
<insert angelic choir>
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/616898b7adc179b939fe8490c504fb86/tumblr_mmp1eqlWIW1qak053o1_1280.jpg)
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It sounds like some kind of satanic summoning or something... really good to creep someone out :evil:
The valid argument can be made that the original served perfectly well in both of those regards.
Post by: LeeC on 20 Nov 2013, 08:50
Post by: kyomi on 20 Nov 2013, 08:57
I find this hilarious and I'm not sure why: link (http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Fae45bcfe3ced69360f1df8655544b62e%2Ftumblr_muhrkqJNiH1qg39ewo1_500.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3I08O3HfeXA&start=32)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/de47e4c279ae97e62b73e6e5518224b2/tumblr_muamjgNdoI1s8hakxo1_250.gif)
I love this epic burn:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/005b1bee4f3f984b816435cf2c3f20e8/tumblr_mmm0z5eAVG1qlrxk7o1_500.jpg)
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Oh god.. I'm glad I'm the only one in the office now.. I totally lost it while watching this video... there was a lot of "wtf?"
Post by: Kugai on 20 Nov 2013, 11:28
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
Trust me, it is.
As it is, I can barely tolerate BK's current one. That new one goes beyond what I, and I suspect, and others can tolerate in a 'Flashy' image.
Post by: Sorflakne on 20 Nov 2013, 11:41
Post by: Kugai on 20 Nov 2013, 11:44
Post by: LeeC on 20 Nov 2013, 13:18
http://imgur.com/gallery/6yDIT (http://imgur.com/gallery/6yDIT)
(http://i.imgur.com/gmOatDa.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kwB90lC.png?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/XZwQyTU.gif)
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Post by: Welu on 20 Nov 2013, 13:55
[g-major wrecking ball]
Next time my neighbour plays his stupidly loud music, which currently includes the original of this song, I'm going to play this just as loud back at him.
I posted it because it's actually true.. lol.. nutella is *awesome*
That's not what I see in that gif. I see three men luring three women over and trapping them and then bringing their unconscious bodies somewhere. Seriously, that isn't funny, it's messed up.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Nov 2013, 14:10
in other news, the girl with the bright red hair's reaction is priceless!
d'awwww
(http://i.imgur.com/E9269Kq.jpg?1)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 20 Nov 2013, 21:00
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Post by: calenlass on 21 Nov 2013, 02:02
Vienna is cooler than your city.
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 21 Nov 2013, 02:36
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Nov 2013, 03:46
Anyway this is the pointless thread, dammit, let's have some fun.
Post by: kyomi on 21 Nov 2013, 05:28
Although while looking at it, I was thinking of some comedian and another gif I saw, where the comedian was saying something about nutella and white people and the gif was some girl with a cart full of nutella with the caption "Doing it right".
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Co-founder of Youtube; his first comment in 8 years(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ead5626641e16e9f9af0c58062627bb6/tumblr_mw12tgcURl1qzmowao1_1280.png)
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"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddie Mercury."
Best. Costume. Ever.
Post by: LeeC on 21 Nov 2013, 07:17
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back-chest.
is--is this a knitted onesy?
(http://i.imgur.com/LFiM1dc.jpg)
not sure if this requires a spoiler for religious overtones but to be safe:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Nov 2013, 11:22
(http://i.imgur.com/8yLaN6t.gif)Dogs are the best :laugh:
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Nov 2013, 12:04
my reply to Methods reply
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Nov 2013, 12:06
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Post by: K1dmor on 21 Nov 2013, 12:18
Post by: LeeC on 21 Nov 2013, 12:37
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca26140dcbf8b809c39255ce574231e2/tumblr_mq25jc3Ekb1r0shy1o1_500.gif)
is it terrible that I love it when pets interrupt people's internet videos?
(http://i.imgur.com/ibHFO8y.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/dydtMUc.gif)
(http://littlewhitelion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25803-1382813603-10.gif)
(http://davidkanigan.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/a-funny-gif-cat-push-ups-3.gif?w=300&h=194)
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Pup: Oh, so that's what that feels like. Hmm.(click to show/hide)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Nov 2013, 14:05
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Nov 2013, 15:25
(http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thorgi.jpg)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Nov 2013, 15:53
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Post by: snalin on 21 Nov 2013, 17:16
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Nov 2013, 19:03
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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
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Post by: kyomi on 22 Nov 2013, 04:58
I love everything about this video. The art style, the music, the comedy...
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:
not sure if this requires a spoiler for religious overtones but to be safe:(click to show/hide)
That looks like Father O'Malley from Tropic Thunder
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ipWO3kdYXMo/maxresdefault.jpg)
is--is this a knitted onesy?
(http://i.imgur.com/LFiM1dc.jpg)
That has to be one of the most comfortable/warmest things ever :3
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I love everything about this video. The art style, the music, the comedy...
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:
I would have picked THE succubus girls as my reward, but then again I already have a management position waiting for me in the Christian hell when some pious crusader finally manages to kill me.
Post by: kyomi on 22 Nov 2013, 05:20
This is quite possibly the best video on youtube:
Ahh.. it's Nitara (http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Nitara)
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110709060861/mk/images/thumb/c/c5/Nitara.png/200px-Nitara.png)
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Nov 2013, 06:47
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/47ce360af9fa4c1475c244ed7dde2201/tumblr_mrkjumd3G21qhrklyo1_250.gif) (http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ad9aaf51a6004a5d2923b392fdf9128/tumblr_mrkjumd3G21qhrklyo2_250.gif)
Post by: Cire27 on 22 Nov 2013, 06:55
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 07:14
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Nov 2013, 07:27
(http://i.imgur.com/S9zfKYB.jpg)
Even the green eyes, making it more likely...
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 07:39
__________
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Nov 2013, 07:50
don't know what that is
After a battle in Evangelion, Shinji is relieved to find that Rei has survived. She is famously unemotional, and they exchange the words in the heading and first panel. She then produces a subtle first attempt at a smile:
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 10:58
(http://i.imgur.com/hujI0wX.gif)
O.O I want a fluffer dog!
(http://i.imgur.com/4GeQLkb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/j1GoC8V.gif)
@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn;t answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
Post by: kyomi on 22 Nov 2013, 11:15
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...But Fushia's relationship with Crimney in the webcomic "Sinfest" is probably the most adorable thing I have ever seen. :-*(click to show/hide)
To be one of them, not have one of them. I'm fully aware of the second part of your sentence, which is some of the reason for that :evil:.. but they are just so pretty :) The one on the far left looks like "I can't believe I got dragged into this again."
Also, I can't seem to stop watching that video
I wish this band was still together.. this is exactly the kind of music I like:
I could not take that Bitstrips thing seriously since the first sentence.. the amount of spelling/grammar errors made it hard to read :/
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 11:41
This exploded on imgur.some kids did a dramatization!
Rooftop Breakup (http://imgur.com/gallery/SK65a)
Post by: 94ssd on 22 Nov 2013, 12:28
(http://i.imgur.com/NmoasMT.jpg)
Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
Post by: Azumas_Revenge on 22 Nov 2013, 13:23
(http://littlewhitelion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25803-1382813603-10.gif)
What that guy doesn't know is that the cat had just got done doing its business in the litterbox.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 13:29
Post by: Akima on 22 Nov 2013, 14:29
O.O I want a fluffer dog!I hope you meant fluffy, I really do.
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 14:51
like this fella!
(http://i.imgur.com/9Iunf0a.jpg)
Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
(http://i.imgur.com/T8i9Vwb.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Nov 2013, 15:24
@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
What didn't I answer? The show I named: it is Evangelion (Neon Genesis Evangelion in full). A fuller explanation of how that scene comes about is not really appropriate in this thread. The picture is from the four-part film remake (not yet complete), and the smile is a bit less subtle in the original series. But I'd recommend not watching the films before watching the original series (26 eps) plus the film End of Evangelion which is an expanded version of the ending (ignore Death and Rebirth) - the series and film are both unfortunately out of print in English-speaking countries, and likely to stay that way for a good while longer. If you have a real interest in anime you owe it to yourself to watch what is possibly the most influential series of all.
Post by: Thomas Edison on 22 Nov 2013, 15:28
its floofy! Why what does Fluffer mean where you're at? :?
Taken from Wikipedia itself: "A fluffer is a person employed to keep a male adult film star aroused on the set. These duties, which do not necessarily involve touching the actors, are considered part of the makeup department. After setting up the desired angle, the director asks the actors to hold position and calls for the fluffer to "fluff" the actors for the shot."
Post by: LeeC on 22 Nov 2013, 16:54
does she throw knives telekineticly. :lol:@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
What didn't I answer?
@ Thomas Edison: You know, that you mention it, I have heard that term used once on family guy when Brian was directing porn. "Hey can someone fluff paul?" Didn't make the connection though hahaha. Glad Akima can't see me blushing through the interwebz.
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Nov 2013, 17:52
More cool, if not creepy, skeletons drawn on coloring book pics HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/11/coloring-book-pictures-colored-with-x-ra.php)
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Nov 2013, 01:07
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Nov 2013, 11:06
The best one.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Nov 2013, 19:14
Officer: Excuse me, sir. (points to sign)
Me: Don't worry, I'm not sharing with him.
Pup: (whine)
Me: Shit, dog, be cool.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Nov 2013, 20:30
Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Nov 2013, 00:41
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I know have discovered there is in fact a book with probably all the information I need to know ever.
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Post by: celticgeek on 24 Nov 2013, 07:18
Seems a little pricey on Amazon, but it is funny as all get out, as are all of Jack Douglas's books.
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 24 Nov 2013, 14:11
Watched this several times and still don't know if it's a viable option if you got a gun to your head.
Post by: LTK on 24 Nov 2013, 14:18
I can just about get my heels under me when I try that. There's no way I'd be able to kick someone doing that.
Post by: Thomas Edison on 24 Nov 2013, 14:26