Why a new thread?i'm glad i googled this. very cool stuff related to it
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100page thread bork the board.
I'm sticking to bork the board because I have no idea what you just said.
I never do when stuff gets technical.
I like these work out shirts. Though I don't where these kind of shirts. Maybe after I loose 20 lbs.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA (http://imgur.com/gallery/ShsaA)
(http://cdn.adpressive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dildo_ad.jpg)Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
Hey, look, it's the disinfectant ads I was talking about! *hisssss*
"You turn the page, you wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands..."
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating?
Wait hang on, do guys not ever need to wipe their penis after urinating? Surely there are sometimes drops of urine still left?pretty much and sometimes. Usually I tap mine with my hand and flex my urethra muscles. After that I am done. No urine is ever on the outside of the head.
hehe I used to do this in college. I don't rightly know why.
Excreted gut bacteria are as harmless as they come. There are better reasons for washing your hands at that stage.
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
'Murica moment
I wish I shared your optimism.So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)I'd like to think most of it is hyperbole or trolling, considering its the internet.
So apparently the racists and people of otherwise lesser intelligence are butthurt over the fact that an American who happens to be of Indian descent won Miss America. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset-that-an-indian-american-woman?bffb)Presumably the same ones who got all bent out of shape when an American-born US citizen sang "God Bless America" at the 2013 MLB All-Star game. (http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/55715208108/baseball-fans-super-angry-hispanic-american-superstar)I've met plenty of people who think you have to be white to be a Real Australian, so I doubt those tweets are anything other than what they seem.
Yes, yes it is. And Ronald McDonald is using a shot gun int he background.'Murica moment
Is... is that a crocodile nuke?
and not actually meaning it.
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:Ended up just using cheats to boost my stats to crazy levels to get to the end last night. Fun stuff. As for this...
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested (http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested)
Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Fifty years from now, people will see this and believe it was genuine.Shelves and filing cabinets are just in it for the sex, you should seek a lasting relationship with less whorish furniture.
Another version:
I imagine this was the original, and the (even) wackier version is a modification; but I don't know.
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Choking and drowning in runoff are we. Co-lo-Rad-O. It's better then fire and flames in a cinch! ...at least we're not drowning in pitch! Ready?
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
What's with the "quotation marks"?
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
...if the child grows up in Cocke County, which has a large Christian population.
Judge changes baby's name (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57598088/tenn-judge-changes-infants-name-from-messiah/)
(looks at Torts assignment due in 45 minutes) You monster.Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Here is something to take your attention off Candy Box:
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
How does one do this?Candy Box? I'm sure you mean COOKIE CLICKER (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/), right?
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.
(http://i.imgur.com/IqYmB3H.gif)
...and she was never seen or heard from again... :psyduck:
I may or may not have abused Firebug and set ten click events to fire each millisecond.How does one do this?
Death by Goats
My game time is up to 9 hours and I'm getting 12, no, 16 million cookies per second.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
No point at all. That's the point.For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
What's your point?
I kinda want to rewrite it to buy the cheapest first, but that'll have to wait.
[...]
Also you might want to go into settings and turn numbers and particles off.
Onion.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
According to someone else, about a minute, but I didn't keep count myself.
Cower, mortals! Reality itself bends to my will *cackles*Haha, I saw you do it. :evil:
Ahem.
For some reason the title of this thread makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I read it.
Probably because the "wut" is annoying as hell and you can't change it to be correct. You just have to stare at it, losing braincells from stupidity.
Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them.Got a warning when I went to click it. Clicked cancel. I think I'll buy it anyway and see what happens.
I did not know that George Takei was a member of this forum.
Rabid Fury (real name)
or
Black Angels (Celtic geek)
GRANDMATRIARCH
Method of Madness has just become The Dude... or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. :-DI'm thinking about being The Dude for Halloween, if I grow out a goatee, don't get a haircut, and find a suitable robe, I totally will.
ISTJ... wow, I've changed. I vaguely remember being INFJ.
I was Walter one Halloween, even had a bowling ball bag filled with dirty laundry.
http://c25460.r60.cf1.rackcdn.com/2011/07/Neville.jpg
Considering Walt died in 1966 and it's a megacorp, that's not any real surprise.
(Disney would totally be Horizon)
OhmygoditssocuteIwanttopetitandgiveitallthefruititcouldeverdesire~!
how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
These were filmed over the Royal Botanic Gardens in central Sydney. Fruit-bats like this fly in streams over my home at dusk on their way to feed, from their roosts in the mangroves growing in inlets around the harbour.Holy wow, they fly while carrying their young? I always thought that bats were amateur flyers compared to most birds, given their shorter evolutionary history, but I don't know of any bird that carries their young with them while in the air! Having claws on your wings must really help with that.
Down here they are mostly the fairly small Grey-Headed Flying Foxes, with adult wingspans up to about 1m. But in tropical Australia, how do bats with wingspans up to 1.8m strike you?
GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
<kangaroo>"You feelin' hungry, punk?"
GM, why did you just post a screen grab and not a link?My best guess is that he hates us and wants to torture us for all eternity by giving us a glimpse of something interesting but then not providing further directions/information.
I'm afraid I don't have a spear head. :-D
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
Srs bsnz. I want a small colony as pets. Any ideas?Better start working on a treehouse.
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/339/e/2/guano_bowls_by_silverstreambella-d34b8wj.jpg)
In the best ending the contest could have, a woman won the Axe Apollo Space Race contestAwesome. That was Malaysia, how about all the other countries?
Nice. Purse must have snagged, which gave her enough time to grab him. Wouldn't suggest that hold as a regular approach, of course - he could have a knife or something in his pocket.Suplex seems a bad idea. If the reality beyond the gif is as awesome as the throw itself however, two thumbs way up.
naked jumping jax
What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
Well shit."Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :D
So I'm mapping out a fantasy world that I hope to write a couple novels in at some point, and a paladin (paladinistic?) order in it is called The Golden Dawn. And then this morning, I read this. (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/24/greek-hip-hop-bands-unite-against-golden-dawn-after-colleagues-murder/)
Welp, time to find a new name for the order, and to make sure I google any future names I think of.
Looks like both.What's in the mug?Beer or Milk?
(http://i.imgur.com/niBW2.jpg)
they're alot older than they used to be.Yeah, I barely recognized Harry in that picture.
Ah yes, good old overlord manatee…
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/169/a2b.jpg)
I love that one.
I want to know who came up with a reaper asking for candy, 'cause that's cute.
You know what this makes me think of?
"Curiosity. Do you have any Candy, Shepherd?"
"Golden Dawn" is a horribly generic name anyway. :DIt is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dawn_(disambiguation)). My first thought on reading the name was of the hermetic order (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_Order_of_the_Golden_Dawn). Why do I know about an obscure club of loopy British people? Because Sax Rohmer, the notorious "Yellow Peril" author was (or claimed to be) a member, and I've read, and written, a good deal about a racist genre in media that remains popular to this day. In an amusing little irony, Sax Rohmer died in 1959 of the "Asian Flu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_A_virus_subtype_H2N2#Asian_flu)", a pandemic that originated in China...
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
QuoteLife hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
Edit: Honestly, I'm kind of annoyed YouTube doesn't have a player option for portrait videos yet, where it doesn't just jam it in the middle of a landscape video player.
Re: first pic
Searching using the same phrasing as the first three queries "why is the marine corps so..." returns the auto complete of "...stupid"
The Poop Lady
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village.
"inadvertent collateral damage" = we B-52'd the entire village."the love shack is a little old place where ... "
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
"the love shack is a little old place where ... "
We bombed an entire village? :evil:
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(slow day at work)
Camel Spider picture....If you have a real battle buddy he'll be testing your flak jacket and SAPI plate if he sees you like this.(click to show/hide)
I would have thought that it takes a lot more than a large but harmless arthropod to scare a Marine out of his wits.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
This could also explain the ability to dream of things you could never feel. (e.g. the man born without legs feels pain in his absent limbs).As far as I know, phantom limbs can only cause pain if the person had experienced pain in those limbs while they existed. Regardless, even if you cannot feel something from an external source, you can still imagine and dream of those sensations. A man born without legs will still have legs in his somatosensory map of his body.
Ah, but what if each new life is like being continually reincarnated to do everything correctly to live the longest? You reach a checkpoint, you run, you trip and die, you are reborn as someone else, you try again, you get past, it feels like something that happened to you but that you know did not, and the cycle repeats.
Faced with danger, or any kind of task that involves risk of death, a yeti will save its life up to that point and then proceed with all due caution, yet in the comfortable knowledge that, should everything go pancake shaped, it will wake up at the point where it saved itself wit, and this is the important part, knowledge of the events which have just happened but which will not not happen because it's not going to be such a damn fool next time.
http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htmHow did they know it was a camel spider bite if the soldier only noticed he'd been bitten after he'd woken up?
They can in fact do pretty solid damage. Anything causing an abscess is not to be trifled with.
Edit: I found a typo! First to find it gets in my signature saying whatever they like. :-D
(http://i.imgur.com/YSFmD3Y.jpg)I did NOT take that picture.
I was still thinking it was Xmas time for some reason...You have no idea how much I'd like the three months in between to be over (with a few exceptions).
It was hypothetical; just a story made up to illustrate a point.A good story nonetheless.
Goddamnit JimmyTHIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, JIMMY.
Winged Hussars!
They're coming!
Was trying to find that picture of impractical female armor where the arrows hit her in the chest to post under the Hussar pictures but couldn't find it. Wonder what festival it is.
Props to Bethesda softworks for making practical armor on females in teh Fallout and Elder Scrolls games.
Now this is a beastly suit of armor...
(http://sl-armours.com/images/patterns/bkg36.jpg)
Could use to be polished up a bit for my tastes."We are but warriors for the working-day;
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)...there is, uh, quite a bit wrong with that...
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)It doesn't count if you paid someone to take your virginity.
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/508/430/824.jpg)don't really like this one.
Please can you stop the Jesus memes?
Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
Hey man can I bug you? hey! hey!
(http://i.imgur.com/UnfLFhe.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PlKKW2w.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pxFXM1F.gif)
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Making light of religious imagery is fair? Or requesting that there be no fun with jesus memes?
May requesting to stop with the images is fair I think. Sorry about the confusion.
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[spoiler=Some explanation of what the spoiler is about]Spoiler text[/spoiler]
Word of advice though, maybe don't call people overly sensitive because something they hold dear is mocked and they don't like it.
(the joke about the man who refused two boats and a helicopter rescue in a flood before drowning is one of my favourites)
So.. lol..Silly, everyone knows that American cheese is not real cheese. It's made from...you know, I don't even want to know what it's made from.
Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.
LOL eggs
Well I did borrow that joke from Futurama.Not that, we already have a cheese like that. It's called Soylent Cheese. How is it, you ask? It varies from person to person.I just heard Charlton Heston laughing.
Not very funny. I like Story Time Jesus better:(click to show/hide)
I don't think this one is a mockery, is it?
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
This is a bit more of a point than is usual for this thread, but it makes me happy.
[Dear Christine...]
We could just stop with the Jesus memes all together, which I'm all for.
LOL eggs
In my shop sometimes I giggle at the labels because some of the assorted multipack crisp bags are shortened to "ASS BAGS".
Tesla would be proud.That's awesome. I'd make it my ringtone if people weren't talking in it >_>
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/1375685_694285567265434_1248840704_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuoftDrLo1r2uhf7o1_1280.jpg)I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw this, either.
I could not stop laughing at her face...
Half Made Up Drag Queens (http://imgur.com/a/6tJvd?gallery)
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Is it weird I find that kind of hot? I can't stop staring into that eye...
Jordan Fox and Maddelyn Hatter :3
What we SHOULD have been taught senior year (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year)
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
Speaking of foxes
Speaking of foxes
(http://i.imgur.com/z3tjDlw.jpg)
One is a silver fox. I'll let someone else find the relevant comic.
It's more funny than you would expect.Is that what you call a concrete-buffer in the USA? In Australia that is a machine for grinding the surface of cured concrete. The machine in that video we would call a "power float (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_trowel)"
There's one thing I can't figure out though, I know makeup can cover up a lot of stuff.. but how did they get that perfect shaven line on the face beard thing?
Masking tape.
I figured out that much, but I was more wondering what they were using to get it like that? I've never seen anything that smooth/clean
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
>IMG<
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
Weird, the image was working for me initially. Stupid thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/tVcLRbI.jpg)
This one might actually be more appropriate for the anime thread. I doubt any one else will get the reference.
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I shave every 2-3 weeks...usually.Sounds like me. I'll probably shave later this week because I'm going to see Sarah next weekend.
6:38 has Eye of the Tiger played on a kazoo.I want that for everything! :-o
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
Dude. Video.Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...
There is a band called Fuck Buttons. My life is complete.
"Robot dog activate"
>IMG<
"Excitement: Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"
Cool robots should not sound like whipper-snippers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_trimmer)...That's too bad, because a small combustion engine is currently the only way you can power one of those things without tethering.
Repel's effect wore off...Eh, what kind of a wimp uses Repel in the first place anyway?
http://www.engadget.com/2013/10/07/honey-i-shrunk-fox-news/Lol, they're using Win8
what. just.... what? :psyduck:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aSQ4Yxunddg/UlLYPkM_SCI/AAAAAAACQ3g/UsRryq0Yng8/w360-h202-no/41y48.gif)This is a newsroom multi-fail. Apart from mistaking South America for Asia, and Brazil for China, the recent spate of hornet-attacks have been happening in Shaanxi province (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaanxi), which is nowhere near Hong Kong.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e022b2963135744e17b12f7a0917ec42/tumblr_mu7xqmCAEV1syvph5o1_500.gif)
Is that the dad from Malcom in the Middle?Yep. Also the dentist from Seinfeld!
Haha.. I saw that yesterday. It had me going... until I couldn't figure out how they locked on to their target
<carrie video>
'loosing'Urrrggghhhh
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5458/10156505335_a6831fdccb_o.jpg)Why do people keep misspelling 'lose' as 'loose'?
I've actually never seen the latter mistake. Anyway, I fixed it (clumsily in Paint, but fixed nonetheless!)While you're at it, can you change 'LEGOS' to 'LEGO'?
so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Here.. have a kitty
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveja6dlYv1qzylgvo1_1280.jpg)
This should be on a t-shirt.. I would buy that.
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
cute shy kitty
(http://i.imgur.com/xlkMc4q.gif)
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
Interesting, considering they are twin brothers (though I'll be the first to admit that the Super Mario canon is fuzzy. (http://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi#Age)).Truth.(click to show/hide)
bagged milkNow I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
The same people who make tea bags? :-)I just realised there's an alternate universe out there where milk is made like we make tea.
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Edit: Oh, Canadians.
South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?
In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything :-)
I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.
Eagles are Terrifying (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/2013/09/25/golden-eagle-versus-deer-eagle-wins-photos/)
(http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/files/2013/09/EagleDeer2-e1380052726807.jpg)
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.Or you know, open the window first.
Alternatively:Much better.QuoteHe told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.
Is there a full video of that?Bingo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuVidE73Y8&t=2m20s)
http://ikeaordeath.com/
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MORE NATURE!
Antechinus actually fucks itself to death and disentegration (http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/07/why-a-little-mammal-has-so-much-sex-that-it-disintegrates/)
(http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/10/Antechinus.jpg)
Little fucker
(http://i.imgur.com/q4KLsPJ.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/5owSsOj.gif)I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
This is seriously awesome. 10/10 will listen again...It is awesome! The instrument is the 古筝 or gǔzhēng. It is pronounced, roughly, "goo-jung" (That's "jung" as in jungle, not Carl Jung).
I'm wondering how that cat managed to jump backwards in mid-air.
Could it have kicked away from the bed?
They're gonna end up living in a VAN down by the RIVER!(click to show/hide)
That picture makes me angry for some reason.... Maybe it's the lack of logic in it, or trying to explain things with religion that can't be. I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities".
I know it's supposed to be a joke.. but it evokes all of the wrong feelings.That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
I dunno why snakes are linked to satan, they're so friendly and awesome!
That bit about homosexual serial killers makes me really worried that this is not a joke. On the other hand, it's on a picture of dinosaurs having sex, so...
Plain and simple. Any attempts to put homosexuality out of the equation yields weird results, like a huge six mile wide asteroid impacted 65 million years ago. This is similar to how you get weird results (as insanely large numbers) in mathematics if you divide anything by zero (which is a sign that you did something wrong).
It's all awesome music, especially with the "ethnic" instruments in it :)What makes an èrhú (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhu) an "ethnic" instrument? If a Western folk-rock band included a violin in their line-up, would you describe that as an "ethnic" instrument? If not, why not? This is essentially a less malign version of the attitude that leads racists in Australia to describe Australians like me as "ethnics".
I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.I wouldn't feel safe around a cat that much bigger than me.Oh god that would be terrifying! having a pet cat that size? I think you would be the pet/snack!
Not as long as you have the skill to use the can opener.keep him fed and often or else you're next (and there cant be a hole where the food was, cats then think its empty even though theres plenty of food around it)
(The industrial can opener for the 50-liter cans of cat food that beast obviously needs.)
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"Ethnic" means "not a part of white culture".Just so. The slightly more up-market version is to refer to "World Music".
"Ethnic" sounds ... problematic. Maybe "old" or "not often seen, these days" or something would be more accurate.Old? The erhu and the violin both evolved from the same Central Asian bowed stringed instruments, so it is hard to decide which is older, assuming either is. And not often seen these days? In Europe or the USA maybe, but instruments like pipa, dizi, erhu, guzheng, yangqin etc. are commonplace in Chinese classical music, opera, movie soundtracks, popular music, metal bands (see above) and even in the hands of street-musicians busking on metro stations.
Jazzed up electric version? Yeah, we can do that:
<blind stuff>
Why. :psyduck:
I apologize for the horrible wording in my last post, I didn't mean to offend anyone. I couldn't find the right word to describe what I was thinking and "ethnic" kept coming up. "Traditional" would of been a better word.I know you had no ill intent, and I apologise for "picking on you" a bit, but "ethnic" carries a lot of baggage in contexts like "ethnic music", "ethnic food" etc.
"I don't come and bite your beard!" ahahahahahaa!
Now then.
Click this link: http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/115595
Read slowly and let the madness sink in.
Bizarro universe encyclopedia (http://the-dimka.livejournal.com/6645.html)Well now I want that book.
http://imgur.com/gallery/CcKMVGM I posted this a page ago. :mrgreen:
Edit: Link's being dumb. Enjoy your feels.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting black boxes instead of videos?
Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/adam_and_eve.png)
Can us mods do that, or just you (and of course the other admins, should they return)?
<b>, <u>, <i>, <s>, <em>, <ins>, <del>
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Why is he missing one shoe in the last two panels also? I have no idea why I keep picking out these strange things. The picture itself is pretty neat :)
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
When men marry ponies. (http://imgur.com/a/nYGIq)
I'm so glad I was done working for the day when I saw that.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)
This was not meant to be discovered at quarter past 3 in the morning.
Whelp Welu just murdered my productivity with a goddamn axe.
If you like Cookie Clicker and Breaking Bad here's Clicking Bad. (http://clickingbad.nullism.com/)I have an army of RVs roving across New Mexico cooking meth now.
edit -- heh... "Ancient Methology"
That would've improved only with Morgan Freeman as narrator. Great stuff though :mrgreen:
this reminds me of something I did on st. patricks day 3 years ago.
(http://i.imgur.com/HioCY2A.jpg)
Took this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
That was my reaction too :DTook this outside my school today. Took me a second.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*amazing license plate*
:psyduck: shark
These sharks with an articulated upper jaw are pretty weird:This must be that fabled English sang froid. Quite horrifying might be more a less phlegmatic response.
>sugar gliders<
I street passed a guy who was in charged of a strip club in his basement.(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ffb57bc7efac7f6eddf5beeb6aed459/tumblr_mutzvp1e7z1rleqtfo1_400.jpg)
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/723.pngI'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ogqzNUa.gif)
Kneecapped and then taken out
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wzpr2ZBF1rvbttyo1_500.jpg)
I'm with Hanners on this, but... the chisel has dulled a little.
This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
Wow, I didn't know that was even possible. What are the odds of a chunk of space rock being suitable to forge into a sword?Many meteors are made of iron, and those ones would be suitable for making into steel.
This is SICK!Now I totally want this man to forge me a jian. This comes close:
The epilogue made me laugh out loud.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
See other Disney Princesses dressed up as something else for Halloween HERE (http://geekologie.com/2013/10/because-its-cheating-to-trick-or-treat-a.php). Mulan as Xena and Aurora/Sleeping Beauty as Daenerys Targaryen = win.
Not familiar with the term "weeaboo" but from casual research it appears to be an insult. That would be unwelcome.
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
The sabre GM displayed bears a remarkable resemblance (guard-design aside) to the liǔyèdāo (willow leaf sabre) that was a very common sidearm during the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Form follows function:
(http://www.chinese-swords-guide.com/images/sword-cutting-dao-for-sale.jpg)
Oddly enough the USMC swords are based off Mameluke swords because of their actions in Tripoli in the early 1800s and has become tradition in the USMC. As to where the Mameluke's got it...
Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Great you found a pair of glittery heelsYou accidentally killed one of the regional monarchs! Now you should let one of the remaining two manipulate you into murdering the other one! (I'm assuming Glinda had the Witch of the South killed off centuries ago, since she's never even mentioned and is probably long forgotten by anyone who was alive at the time)
Also, confession: I've never seen Mulan. I should fix that.
Besides Mulan she's (Leia) also the only Disney Princess any daughter of mine will be encouraged to look to as a role model. Great you found a pair of glittery heels, save China or lead an insurrection against an over powering evil empire then I'll be impressed.
Lee, I can't work out whether you're being sarcastic or not.Sorry, was serious with just a tough of sarcasm about the characters. granted I have only seen the movie once and wasn't really looking for it. It was general curiosity on how it was racist. I am sure if I watched it again a few times I could probably find a thing or two. I keep getting weird things on news feeds about "the one thing no one noticed about tangled" but again I have only seen that disney movie once and I am not sure what I missed or what the hell they are talking about. Tangled was awesome IMHO.
There is a point where two white bank owners refuse to give Tiana a loan because of "her background" but that was clearly condemned in the movie.True but I think that was the point. I saw it as more of the reflection of the time and place they were living in (1930s New Orleans). If anything, Disney acknowledged that it existed.
That and voodoo could be taken negatively I suppose, but from what I know it's set in the New Orleans/Louisiana type area, and voodoo still goes on TODAY. It's as much part of creole culture as delicious, extremely spicy food.exactly!
(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
I am like Leela, but about pants. One of the drawbacks of being a short male.(From the Futurama Wizard of Oz, Leela is Dorothy)
Leela: That would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!
Lollipop Guild: No they didn't, you stole them. We saw you!
Leela: Yeah, well...it's hard to find shoes that fit.
This
guess what I'm eating tonight:
(http://i.imgur.com/OsvgBsc.gif)
from what little I know about lady fashion, don't caprice leave hardly any room for my manly bits?
What? No, I my pants length is 30 or 32. And damn it, now I want pizza.I wear 30-32s but my actual pant length should be 27-29. Ergo the baggyness
(http://i.imgur.com/2UdlmPf.jpg)As one who is 6'5", I've never had a problem with clothes that are too long, just clothes that are not long enough.
Can't hem jeans.Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:
Why did the chicken cross the floor?
(http://i.imgur.com/u05Mtfz.gif)
Not so. Either google "how to hem jeans preserving original hem" or do what I do, and take them to a Chinatown tailor. And there is nothing wrong with short pants:Short pants work on women way better than on men as far as fashion goes. I had no idea people actually hemmed jeans. Wouldnt want to pay the extra money for a tailor to hem jeans, would rather just buy a pair in my size :oops: Sad thing is I very well may have to. I'll look into it. :-)
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/The-Good-Women-of-China-9781400030804_4694.jpg)
@GM: I've heard of nuns with guns (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Adepta_Sororitas?file=Sistersof_Battle2.jpg), but never maid's with 'nades.
ah, armored fist platoons eh? Taking a page out of the steel legion?
yaoi
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
(http://i.imgur.com/0p306oP.jpg)You know, if Enchanted had come out when I was a kid I probably wouldn't have liked it that much. I was 20 when it came out and I loved it (although Amy Adams helped).
Pointless Interruption: here is a kid in an LED stick figure costume.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1944hcn28mv9bgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
I wondered briefly if the girls and tank picture was inspired by Girls und Panzer - but perhaps not...Apparently, it is (http://otakurepublic.com/product/product_page_204412.html?ref=product_page&type=rp_other_doujinshi). The tank looks too modern though.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/IS-2_Cubinka_1.jpg)
I love commissars so each squad would get their own.
(http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/40kCommissars.jpg)
OH.
Cool.
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1385816_250610615089547_136166056_n.jpg)
(fucking watermarks >_<)
IDRIS ELBA LOOKS THE WAY COLOGNE SMELLS.
Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongzhi). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
The cat is plainly jealous of the awesome tortoise-sweater.Comrade report for tank identification training at your local brigade command center.You'll have to forgive me tóngzhì (http://tóngzhì). I thought the "inverted wok" turrets were more modern than the Great Patriotic War. To the front!
(http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue16/images/roberts1.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Detachment_of_Women_(ballet))
Kisarazu Akane (eldest, First Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Aoi (second, Second Lieutenant)
Kisarazu Wakana (third, Leading Private)
Kisarazu Yuzu (youngest)
It’s possible there are four sisters to match up with the “four” aspect of the Fourth Anti-Tank Helicopter Squad. The eldest and second sisters are pilots, and the third sister is a radio operator.
Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
Which make them far smarter than any Stormtrooper ever. A real Stormtrooper would have shot into the closet and missed.Trolling ThreepioMy favorite thing about this gif is how neither of the other two snowtroopers try to help their partner, they're just like "NOPE" and close the door.
"I'm fine. I have something in my eye, that's all. [sobs] ...I have something in my other eye. [sobbing] I have something in my heart..."
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
"is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. "What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/194iwu3pe6b3ugif/ku-medium.gif)YOINK!
I was without heat, hot water, gas, and electric for three months in the winter, a couple of years ago. I actually started to like cold showers.
I ALSO WALKED UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW WITHOUT SHOES
Big Hugs KittyMan, that cat makes that sad little Elmo toy look like a piece of shit.
Muad'Dib!?
iono, its the name of the little desert mice on the planet Arakis. When Paul Atreides was in exile and was taken in by the Fremen her took that name as his Fremen name. Its from Dune.
(http://i.imgur.com/F5iTjVS.jpg)
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This little man made out of dinosaurs has a more exciting life than I do.
So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry . . .(http://i.imgur.com/jr9kc.jpg)
I'm hoping this doesn't make anyone feel uncomfortable (the intent is quite the contrary) but I find it weird that the media's expectation of "beauty" is so warped they have to change models appearances (http://imgur.com/gallery/xFCob) so much to attain that "perfect form" that is unrealistic. I feel bad for the models, sure they get paid but really the people who edit and manage the shoots are still saying you are unattractive on your own. :-\They need one that's much slower.
on a separate note, I need to watch attack of the show more often
Conversations with my mother (http://mkopas.net/files/conversations/conversations.html)
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1385409_610174942354147_364906794_n.jpg)Uh-oh. Rain's-a-comin'. Better build a boat.
meanwhile, in the land of Oz:
(http://i.imgur.com/onAy8mH.gif)
...no? Unless you're saying she was doing it on purpose to get a necklace like bruise or something? I don't know where you're coming from.
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
DROP BEAR! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!no man its a wombat, drop bears are koalas...no one ever gets the drop bear reference at work. :cry:
http://news.yahoo.com/captain-kirk-navy-destroyer-135551630.htmlNot only Kirk but James Kirk? I do hope that as soon as he was promoted to Captain, he legally changed his middle name to Tiberius. If that was already his middle name, then it seems that he has lived up to it.
This is a real thing.
I don't know how the Navy works. Can you be temporary captain of a commissioned but inactive ship? They're probably too Serious and Businesslike to put him in command of CVN-65 for a day.Military? Serious? lol... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony)
Children in snake catchers families in Srikakulam district of Andhrapradesh play with dangerous snakes. These people are very poor to purchase toys, so that they give snakes as toys to their children to play.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKKqZD_460sa.gif)
Darwin at work.. I really think we should just take the warning labels off of things and let the population thin itself.. along with invalidating any lawsuits that arise from the result of stupidity.
I have been "poisoned" by the movie Idiocracy and whenever I see stupid crap like what that person is doing.. it makes me fear that we are just heading there that much quicker.
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Peanuts aren't nuts, though.
Obviously we don't see things the same way and this isn't going to end well.
Edit: PeaNUT... *sigh*
"Yes! Oh, yes! I've been dreaming of this day! Can I make my wish now and become a magical girl?"
"And most important of all: You are not a girl, dude. You're a dude."
Side note, I fucking despised the original Spider Man movies, the reboot was tits.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWOxAdR.jpg)
Re: Warning labels-The problem is that these labels all exist because somewhere, someone did the thing that the label warned against ...
How about we just get rid of the really stupid ones? Some of my personal favorites:
"Do not eat" (iPod shuffle)
"Do not use while sleeping" (Vidal Sassoon Hair Dryer)
"Do not put child inside" (Rubbermaid storage bin)
"Safety goggles recommended" (letter opener)
"May cause drowsiness" (Nytol sleeping pills)
Then again, if we got rid of all the really absurd warning labels, we'd have one less thing in the world to laugh about :-D
That whole thing is crazy, but the neck stretching bit is downright terrifying.
Check again (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29268.msg1198049.html#msg1198049) mate :-D
and no you didn't Lee :P
Am considering running to the supermarket to buy treats for trick or treaters. I can hear them in the street but no one has rung my doorbell yet. But I am about to go out for two hours - probably no point. Booo, I wanna see cute little kids in costumes.
In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
The botanical definition of nut and the common culinary definition of nut are different, and each is valid in its own sphere of usageMuch as shellfish, lobsters etc. are classified by cooks as fish, when cows, pigs, sheep and human beings are more closely related to fish than they are.
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
In the Star Trek primary timeline, there have been nine space craft named EnterpriseAnd the Soviet space program never existed, at least according to ST:Enterprise's notorious opening credits... Actually, if you look carefully, you can see a Soyuz (or possibly Progress) docked with the ISS, but that hardly excuses omitting the first artificial orbital satellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1), and the first man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gagarin), and the first woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova) in space...
I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb2q7cfWxC1qc5nvmo1_1280.jpg)I don't get this... apparently I'm missing something.
They're pretty shitty.
I got home mid-afternoon, and since I live on the first floor (second floor to you USAians)...
So I curious... do they call the first floor the basement? Or like Ground Zero or something?
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
(http://www.freshcharacters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/give_a_flower_by_shichigoro756_thumb.jpg)I can skip the MRAP though. Those things are terrible.I think it's got that W40K look; ugly, massive, clunky, top-heavy... Just paint it some impractical colour like red, put some skulls on it, and you're done!
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Baby face after shaveA... Are you me?
Seriously though, this is enough of a thing that if there isn't a word for it, there should be.
Last time I shaved everyone thought I was in high school
Aww... I want an Anna :(me too buddy...me too. :cry:
going through some youtube favorites:
my wife saw tht photoshop thing on FB.
it totally disgusted her.
"small wonder Anorexia and Buliemia are such huge problems. Look at the un-natural and unrealistic ideals that society is trying to judge people with."
I wish there was one of those with a guy: just to prove that I can't compete with Photoshop.
Video Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Eternal Tetris BoxingVideo Game Name Generator (http://videogamena.me/)
Transvestite Equestrian Fight Club
Transvestite Crowbar 3000
Lovely Battle Dudes
Transvestite Spelunking - Hot Pursuit
In a row! Ugh! :oops:
My results:I agree
Dance Dance Office Melee: Yes.
"Adult Cat Finder"? Kinky.
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
Can't tell if army or marines storming the castle
(http://i.imgur.com/CmwHimS.jpg)
Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.
Johnny Turbo's Ice Cream Girl
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/757c315c01382c9af05838fc36918f3d/tumblr_mjjff3tQ5y1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/be77f67b7c40b3366d045263eba50e42/tumblr_mvtmogdCsE1qayy2qo1_1280.jpg)
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck #and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm 5'5" honestly hugging or kissing and having her bend over makes me worry she thinks she's making out with a child...but I'm a manly man dammit!Though I may not have a problem with tall women I sometimes do worry they feel awkward about dating a short guy.YES. THIS. YES.
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)... It took me quite a while to get used to the idea of being short forever and I think I got it past me. But worrying that it's awkward for the girl is something I still can't shake off.
Then again, the girls I dated were a bit shorter than me although the last one I dated was shorter only by a few cms so it was kind of funny when she put heels on. She didn't care though.
More non-sense.. too much point making :)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a803fce3bb36ef33938c4cf6d12bc0a/tumblr_ml5z3jWecq1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
I'm a short fella as well (166 cm)...
I'm 5'5"Both taller than I am! Significantly! Below, iMarine Classic meets iMarine Nanos!
The only people I've dated who have been shorter than me were female, because I'm quite short - two of my male exes were at least a foot taller than me. I find it odd if women say "I could never date someone shorter than me" because really, that's your deal-breaker?
Unrelated pointless that doesn't reflect at all one of my first strange feelings as a child:
(http://i.imgur.com/fZU35td.gif?1)
Yep. Hair is so damn out of reg, and the uniform irregularities. *rages*I would date a marine woman. Sparing would be interesting. :-P
Course pretty girls are Marines, google Shannon Ihrke if you have some time and like cute blondes. She's a Sergeant of Marines in the reserves.
Unless you're talking 'bout Mermaids!I was :-D
Shannon Ihrke.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64oDtp7HFWM/TlG423kPH8I/AAAAAAAAGaE/rEkmmQbCs70/s1600/101.jpg)
Gott im Himmel!
-swoon-
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
On the other side I love tall men. Especially tall, skinny men. Tall, skinny men with long hair and thick stubble.
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/miss-universe-2013-national-costumes-part-2.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+tlofeed+%28Tom+%26+Lorenzo%29&utm_content=FaceBook
Oh sweet goddess I am laughing so hard. My entire office is looking at me like I'm insane.
I do get the criticism she gets though, namely that she uses the Marine Corps and her position as a Marine to help fuel her modeling career.Why is that grounds for criticism as long as she does her duty? Suppose she was a guy, who got a job as, say, a mechanic with a "leg up" from being a Marine. Would that be criticised similarly? I think not, and smell misogynism, or at the least sexism.
(http://i.imgur.com/ML7mj50.jpg)We're gonna need a new Jeb!
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1461002_181478388723015_540748089_n.jpg)Wait they DO?
∩____∩Simply awesome.
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Hitler tea kettleHahaha, that is amazing. Are they really going to stop selling the tea kettle, though? "Haha, this ad kinda looks like Hitler!" is good exposure, if I was them I'd just leave it.
My gran and my auntie are on TV, on the quiz show Pointless right now. I'm not even joking.Aww ... I missed it. And I like pointless.
yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BX-v-WpCIAAGXDg.png)
I'm told these are being launched in Target next week...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9a541708a9eac0d50ba04ae29d98f81/tumblr_mw47s0oinX1qzk2upo1_400.gif)
scarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
I particularly like the contrast between the photo and Paul's signature.
"Jet Setter" is more like how old pilots wore theirs.Quotescarf thingIs "Jet Setter" a fancy word for "Lazy Bastard"? You didn't do anything with it except fling it over your shoulder.
The Connoisseur reminds me of Christopher Walken's character in Seven Psychopaths :)
I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, and even called me honey. Now, suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
was this from always sunny or something? Sounds familiar.(click to show/hide)
The question doesn't prohibit the player from visiting a Pokemon Center while doing this, though...
(http://i.imgur.com/S84BANr.jpg)
My sister asked if she could borrow my laptop because her 'superior in every way' mac just basically pooed itself into a comatosed state of uselessness. I found her yelling at the thing to load, screaming 'My mac could have started up 7 times by now! How do you live with this?!' Little did she know that, this is my wallpaper . . .
That Dog reminded me of this.A tap-dancing Clark Gable!!! My mind is blown!
GIF
(http://i.imgur.com/axZaIiQ.jpg)Except calling him "Red" is no more accurate than calling him "Ash". Also what is that picture from? Also...wait, what the hell? Was there an actual series about the character from the first gen Pokemon games? WHY?
Why did they name them Red/Blue, though?
the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
the games Red and Blue.The name in the games depends on whether you're playing Red or Blue, and Red/Blue are just one of the three options it gives (not even counting the infinite possibilities of making your own). What makes "Red" the canon name for the game?
He's called Red in the games too, so it's Game Freak canon.
First time I watched Thor was with Sasha and she kept telling me "Don't think too hard about it. Just enjoy it as an action movie"http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie (http://humoncomics.com/thor-movie)
I wasn't the least angry or butthurt and actually thought it was quite fun, but my mind kept going "This is wrong! This is all wrong!" and it carried over to the Avengers movie. Every time Thor and Loki opened their mouths my brain went "Ynhljbasfsgdb!!!*blue screen*"
AND HERE WE SEE THE NASTY, VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYING NATURAL HABITAT(http://i.imgur.com/KDjoF2s.jpg)
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1476370_800873156608806_2013274242_n.jpg)
Lil' Guardian PyroWow, that was seriously cool.
(http://i.imgur.com/5x9czCZ.jpg)
There's a Google video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGp8Z8Yb28&noredirect=1) explaining the change; when I checked it had 2,436 likes and 51,706 dislikes.Those dislikes, holy crap.
I wonder how much force she can actually deliver with that axe kick. I personally avoid those because I can deliver signifcantly more force with literally any other kick besides a snap kick, and I feel the axe kick leaves you significantly more vulnerable and exposed. (Off balance, etc)
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
New avatar, yes or no?All hail the hypno-cat!(click to show/hide)
It sounds like some kind of satanic summoning or something... really good to creep someone out :evil:
I love it, how is it worse than BK's current one?
[g-major wrecking ball]
I posted it because it's actually true.. lol.. nutella is *awesome*
Co-founder of Youtube; his first comment in 8 years(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ead5626641e16e9f9af0c58062627bb6/tumblr_mw12tgcURl1qzmowao1_1280.png)
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddie Mercury."
(http://i.imgur.com/8yLaN6t.gif)Dogs are the best :laugh:
Pup: Oh, so that's what that feels like. Hmm.(click to show/hide)
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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
not sure if this requires a spoiler for religious overtones but to be safe:(click to show/hide)
is--is this a knitted onesy?
(http://i.imgur.com/LFiM1dc.jpg)
I love everything about this video. The art style, the music, the comedy...
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...
don't know what that is
Although I would of picked to be one of those succubus girls as my reward :evil:based on the internet I think having the succubus girls would end up being more of a punishment when you really think about it...But Fushia's relationship with Crimney in the webcomic "Sinfest" is probably the most adorable thing I have ever seen. :-*(click to show/hide)
This exploded on imgur.some kids did a dramatization!
Rooftop Breakup (http://imgur.com/gallery/SK65a)
(http://i.imgur.com/NmoasMT.jpg)
Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
(http://littlewhitelion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-25803-1382813603-10.gif)
O.O I want a fluffer dog!I hope you meant fluffy, I really do.
Awwww...the cat we had when I was a kid did that... :cry:
@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
its floofy! Why what does Fluffer mean where you're at? :?
does she throw knives telekineticly. :lol:@pwhodges: that's a cute picture...but you didn't answer my question. :-) May have to check the show out some day though.
What didn't I answer?