Topic: QC Captions Vol. 132 (Read 9805 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 15 Sep 2013, 12:29 »

Good afternoon, ya'll! First panel:

Enjoy

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 12:31 »

Dale: I need a Fourth of July Pizza, this big!

Kugai · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 12:32 »

Sorry boss, I just got a new job at NASA. Something about helping out at Launch.

Zebediah · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 13:34 »

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 13:51 »

"Gimme a C!"
"Gimme an O!"
"Gimme a D!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 14:10 »

DALE: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Masterpiece · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 15:04 »

Masterpiece: Fuck yeah, my profile picture is in the captions thread!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 15:11 »

lol wasn't even trying

jwhouk · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 17:25 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Sep 2013, 13:34

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

Win.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 20:32 »

Dale: "Have you seen the script for this week? It's gonna be awesome!"

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 22:11 »

Dale [when paying at a restaurant]: I thought that food was so good that I'm gonna stand here with these sparklers until you give me an encore!

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 23:36 »

DALE: I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter!

Storel · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Sep 2013, 23:37 »

Dale: Ommmmmmmmmmm...

techkid · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 Sep 2013, 01:56 »

Dale: "IT'S MY ****ING BIRTHDAY!!!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 Sep 2013, 02:00 »

Dale: I AM A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
Pizza guy: Sure ya are... And I'm Mario Batale... Now who's gonna deliver dees pies?

WAYF · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 Sep 2013, 02:32 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Sep 2013, 13:34

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

Zebediah wins this round, hands down. Or hands up, rather.

questionablydiscontent · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 Sep 2013, 20:52 »

DALE (waving ~~sparklers~~ wands): I am the Good Witch of the South. Clap your heels three times, Mr. Pizza Man, and you will be transported back to Kansas! But be warned... Once you go back to Kansas, you shall once again lose the mystical force of distinct hues and go back to the black-and-white world of the colorblind!

Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Sep 2013, 13:34

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

Be careful not to burn your jacket when doing the "M," Dale.

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 Sep 2013, 11:33 »

DALE: "Expelliarmus pizzareum!"

Kugai · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Sep 2013, 12:15 »

Are you sure this is part of Jedi training??

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 Sep 2013, 14:50 »

DALE: "Start the engines! Pull the chocks ... where the HELL is your AIRPLANE?"

or

DALE: "... and that was the semaphore signal for 'K.' Now, here's 'U' again ..."

Carl-E · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 Sep 2013, 14:53 »

Pizza Guy: "Listen, frog - peoples is peoples..."

Thrudd · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 Sep 2013, 07:00 »

DALE: Stop calling me Harmony. Your name is Donald, not Charles and you have never been in the military so stop calling yourself Colonel White.

Even I am mystified by this one

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 Sep 2013, 14:41 »

Uh yeah I'm not getting it...SECOND PANEL:

Zebediah · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 Sep 2013, 14:47 »

Claire: Should we really be baiting the shippers like this while we're at work?
Marten: Tai, what's the university policy about employee shipping?
Tai: Ah, go ahead and bang on the front desk for all I care. This is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 Sep 2013, 15:54 »

Jeph kinda already stole my thunder... but here ya go anyway...

Claire: "Marten, I've been thinking about a Prince Albert"
Marten: "I uh, think that's uh, pretty big commitment. Are you sure you're ready for...? Is it even...?"
Tai: "Don't be silly... she means for *you*!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 Sep 2013, 17:14 »

Claire: "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?"
Marten: "Uh, better ask your mom."
Tai: "Fine!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 03:22 »

Claire: Aww, come on, it'll be fun!!
Marten: Uh, Tai, I dunno how to......
Tai: Just think what your mom would do silly!!

Skewbrow · « **Reply #27 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 05:19 »

In callback we trust.

Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti."

ankhtahr · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 06:48 »

Claire: You don't know how to dance? I'll teach you! Did you never have dancing classes?
Marten: Not except for Hanners' modern dance classes.
Tai: Well, then you're no friend of mine.

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #29 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 06:50 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2013, 05:19

Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti."

I'm pretty sure Marten has been with girls before, dude.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #30 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 07:02 »

Claire: "I'm feeling for your pulse and not finding one! Are you still alive?"
Marten: "Guh, I'll have to ask someone. Tai, am I alive?"
Tai: "Don't worry, you're my friend either way!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #31 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 07:29 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 18 Sep 2013, 14:47

Claire: Should we really be baiting the shippers like this while we're at work?
Marten: Tai, what's the university policy about employee shipping?
Tai: Ah, go ahead and bang on the front desk for all I care. [insert]The couch in the office is more comfortable though. [/ insert] This is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE [insert]after all[/ insert].

Fix that for your you

Skewbrow · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 07:33 »

Quote from: Valdís on 19 Sep 2013, 06:50

I'm pretty sure Marten has been with girls before, dude.

Hmm. That was thoughtless of me. I apologize.

I was trying to riff this, which at some point was the most frequently linked to strip. Marten swallowing the last word was intended to have the dual importance of not spilling anything to Tai.

But FAIL anyway. I've tried to read the relevant educational threads around here. Moving the rest over there. This is the wrong thread.

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 08:02 »

CLAIRE: "Marten, do you think my new piercings will go with a henway?"
MARTEN: "I dunno, Claire, what's a henway?"
TAI: "About three pounds."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 08:07 »

Claire: "Marten, my friend, do you think I should marry Jimbo?"
Marten: "Guh huh wuh."
Tai: "Go for it! Jimbo is wonderful!!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Sep 2013, 10:57 »

Claire: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Marten: "I think so, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?."
Tai: "Same place I got my last piercing."

Claire: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marten: "I think so, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?."
Tai: "Service closet by the Victorian Porn section."

Claire: "What did they mean by Beef Wellington?"
Marten: "I thought Wellington was British for rubber boot?."
Tai: "Silly, its British slang for ......"
Claire + Martin: "Tai!!"

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #36 on:** 20 Sep 2013, 08:43 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2013, 07:33

Hmm. That was thoughtless of me. I apologize.

S'okay. I just have a hard time picturing that sentence ending up well.

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techkid · « **Reply #37 on:** 20 Sep 2013, 22:42 »

Claire: "Come on, Marten! Let's get out while the other Questionables figure out where this is going!"
Marten: "Uh... are you sure we should feed the shippers like this?"
Tai: "Meh, it was going to happen one way or another."

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #38 on:** 22 Sep 2013, 02:32 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 19 Sep 2013, 05:19

In callback we trust.

Claire: "Come on, I'll be gentle."
Marten: "I... I've never before been with a..."
Tai: "Marten, cut the acting, please. Use the storage room. I'll be in my office making confetti. And unfurling the "Happy Valentines Day 2004 banner."

Carl-E · « **Reply #39 on:** 22 Sep 2013, 02:56 »

Wasn't it "Happy Arbor Day"?

celticgeek · « **Reply #40 on:** 22 Sep 2013, 08:15 »

Happy Arbor Day

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