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QC Captions Vol. 133
« on: 22 Sep 2013, 12:42 »
Good day, gentlepersons. I wish you all the best tidings. FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy, gentlebeasts.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #1 on: 22 Sep 2013, 13:08 »
Piercing Guy: Do we need to get the punching intern in here?

Claire: ...yes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #2 on: 22 Sep 2013, 13:18 »
NURSE:  Chrieeest that's a big beetle.  Hold still...
CLAIRE:  shitshitshitshitshitshit....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #3 on: 22 Sep 2013, 14:32 »
Parlor Dude:  "Are you sure that's what you want?"

Claire:  "Yes.  A man riding a mechanical humpback whale with a rainbow in the background.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #4 on: 22 Sep 2013, 15:20 »
No wonder Marten's looking a little surprised!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #5 on: 22 Sep 2013, 16:30 »
Piercer: Ok... so you want one 22 gauge in each ear.
Claire: Are you sure it should be that big? what about 12 gauge?
Marten: It doesn't work that way... 10-gauge is for goose, 12 for duck, 22 for ears
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #6 on: 23 Sep 2013, 00:32 »
ParlorDude: "So far so good. Now the grand finale..."
Claire: "I'll be fine. It's just like when my brother and I visited a pediatrician as kids..... AEEEEEEGGGHHH!!!"
Marten: (wincing & thinking) "Now I know the true story about how Clinton lost his hand."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #7 on: 23 Sep 2013, 04:17 »
CAPT. PIERCE: "I see a T ... and an E ... and ... that's not how you spell 'the.'"
CLAIRE: "You're not supposed to do both ears in one shot!"
MARTEN: (sound of metacarpals and phlanges grinding and popping)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #8 on: 23 Sep 2013, 09:48 »
Piercer: " I... I can't get the needle through. It's hitting something metallic..."

Claire: "Damnit I told Clinton I didn't need robot ears with improved hearing. I wanna work in a library, I LIKE quiet."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #9 on: 23 Sep 2013, 10:10 »
But what about optimal shushing reaction-times! :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #10 on: 23 Sep 2013, 10:55 »
I never thought of that! Robot ears in a librarian could have many apps. An antennae for more accurate homing in on whisperers?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #11 on: 24 Sep 2013, 02:55 »
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 22 Sep 2013, 13:18
NURSE:  Chrieeest that's a big beetle.  Hold still...
CLAIRE:  shitshitshitshitshitshit....

I'm voting for this one.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #12 on: 24 Sep 2013, 03:35 »
Pierce: "Ummm... have you noticed, by any chance, that more q-tips are going in than coming out?"   

Claire:  "WHAT??"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #13 on: 24 Sep 2013, 10:11 »
DUDE: Open your eyes please, it's too dark in here when you close them like that.
CLAIRE: Wait, what? ARRGH!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #14 on: 25 Sep 2013, 04:49 »
Dude: "There, that's the last spider out."
Claire: "I am NEVER going into the CoD basement again!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #15 on: 25 Sep 2013, 07:00 »
DUDE: "There, just a bit more and these hands will be free from your auburn tresses."
Claire: "I am never going to another Star wars convention with Ewoks again!.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #16 on: 25 Sep 2013, 10:35 »
Pierce: "Okay, I can get the dick out of your ear, but your friend will need to find someone else to reattach it."
Claire: "Damn it! I should have listened to Tai!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #17 on: 25 Sep 2013, 11:35 »
SECOND PANEL:



YEAH
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #18 on: 25 Sep 2013, 11:42 »
Dora:  Who wants spider killing duty in the basement?  Double-time pay for hazardous duty!
Penelope:  Triple-time!
Hannelore:  I'm going home now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #19 on: 25 Sep 2013, 11:46 »
Dora: Hey, no leaving before the cave of thousand asses is cleaned. Who volunteers? Hanners? Want to end another mess? Or you Penny? Haven't taken any cleaning duties on you for a long time…
Penelope: Hey, it's not my fault that it smells that bad in there.
Hannelore: But we had Pizza for lunch today, and Faye has been making strange noises in there. I'm sure pizza farts are involved. Also I forgot my Hazmat suit today.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #20 on: 25 Sep 2013, 12:39 »
Dora: "The customers weren't playing the board games so I'm bringing in a bull for them to fight."
Pennelope: "Hemingway was a sexist pig."
Hannelore: "Won't that hurt the bull?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #21 on: 25 Sep 2013, 12:50 »
Dora: Damn it, the trophy case was supposed to be for the heads of our enemies!
Penelope: Faye is my enemy. Was, I mean.
Hannelore: If we call my dad right away I think we can fix this...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #22 on: 25 Sep 2013, 14:39 »
Dora: HOLD IT!! You guys know we must do employee bag checks!!
Penelope: Since when?
Hanners: Uh, I don't have a bag.....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #23 on: 25 Sep 2013, 18:37 »
Dora: How naive you all are, thinking you can just go home like this. For you see, the true nature of the Coffee of Doom is... You may enter, but you may NEVER LEAVE!

*dramatic thunder*

Pen: ...Eh, that's not so bad. Best job security I've ever had.

Hannelore: If you remained conscious a large enough percentage of the time to be able to effectively enforce that rule, it would take about a week for serious physical and psychological deficits to set in.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #24 on: 25 Sep 2013, 23:15 »
Dora:  "You can go, but only in order of height." 
Penelope:  "That's heightist!" 
Hanners:  "Why do I have to be last?" 
Cosette (thinking to herself):  "Good, I'm outta here!" 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #25 on: 26 Sep 2013, 04:11 »
Dora:  "You shall not pass!"
Penny:  "Phhhht.  You never let us have fun."
Hanners:  "But Dora, it's the ice cream truck...."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #26 on: 26 Sep 2013, 04:23 »
Dora: "Say WHHHAAATTTT!?!"

Penelope: "Sven has a Pizza Girl fetish, don't ask how I know."

Hanners: "It's. . . it's true Dora. I saw the pictures."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #27 on: 26 Sep 2013, 06:25 »
Dora:  You have to hold your arms like this in flight mode. Palms flat and only twist at the wrist or you will loose stability and crash.
Penelope:  I am not wearing that bug eyed mask.
Hannelore:  I'm pretty sure that the aerodynamics of the suit design makes stable flight impossible.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #28 on: 26 Sep 2013, 14:16 »
DORA: You ... shall not ... pass!
COSETTE: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
PENELOPE: I am the Balrog
HANNERS: goo goo guh joob
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #29 on: 26 Sep 2013, 23:34 »
Quote from: Thrudd on 26 Sep 2013, 06:25
Dora:  You have to hold your arms like this in flight mode. Palms flat and only twist at the wrist or you will loose stability and crash.
Penelope:  I am not wearing that bug eyed mask.
Hannelore:  I'm pretty sure that the aerodynamics of the suit design makes stable flight impossible.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #30 on: 27 Sep 2013, 10:07 »
I checked the wiki since I haven't kept up on manga for almost a decade - weird but no classic. Like come on .... Kamen Rider ..... there are more variations than there are Links, missing or not. :roll:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 133
« Reply #31 on: 28 Sep 2013, 01:18 »
Quote from: Thrudd on 27 Sep 2013, 10:07
I checked the wiki since I haven't kept up on manga for almost a decade - weird but no classic. Like come on .... Kamen Rider ..... there are more variations than there are Links, missing or not. :roll:

Parts of the manga's deal with Kamen Rider look-alikes who go homicidal. One is created, he kills, which leads to another, who kills, which leads to another......
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