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GarandMarine:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=tATf94uDH8Q
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDVLsBXYcM
So in the grand tradition of super villanry for whatever cause, social justice, personal enrichment, whatever, forumites I say to you...


Shiny, let's be bad guys.


Reveal the secret details of your master plan for world conquest, being able to by an island and yacht, carrying out your own version of Project Mayhem here.


For my own part, phase one would be crashing the global diamond market and destroying the De Beers diamond corporation by raiding their stockpiles and massively distributing the world's most useless hunk of carbon, destroying the artificially inflated price of diamonds, and causing some mild chaos. The theory that it would also provide me massive amounts of diamonds for a super weapon ala Diamonds Are Forever is completely unfounded.

Method of Madness:
You ruined it because destroying De Beers isn't evil. In fact I can't imagine any story where De Beers isn't the villain. Hell, wasn't it the villain in The Blood Diamond? Damn, that movie was awesome. Anyway, you accidentally described how you'd become a hero. Did...did you fail or did you succeed beyond your wildest dreams?

GarandMarine:
Right that's my cover for phase 2 ;)

Loki:
Could you explain the constraints again? What ressources do I have?

GarandMarine:
You're the criminal mastermind, go as big or as small as you want. I'm taking down the De Beers corporation on my road to world conquest, so you tell me.

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