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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #200 on: 14 Mar 2011, 22:37 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #201 on: 14 Mar 2011, 23:34 »

best day ever

www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com


Fuck off, it was Pi Day and this steak and blowjob shit is stupid as fuck.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #202 on: 14 Mar 2011, 23:39 »

You can celebrate both.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #204 on: 15 Mar 2011, 00:46 »

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/hellreal.htm

Holy crap... the terribly-designed web-illiterate half-crazed evangelical websites have gone so far down the path of unreadability that they've wrapped around and are approaching minimalism from the other side!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #205 on: 15 Mar 2011, 01:22 »

best day ever

www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com


Fuck off, it was Pi Day and this steak and blowjob shit is stupid as fuck.

Uh, Pi is wrong dude. Tau Day is 28/6, you can have 2x the pie. Spread the word.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #206 on: 15 Mar 2011, 09:08 »

what the fuck is that
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #207 on: 15 Mar 2011, 10:14 »

That's a shoe-billed stork.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #208 on: 15 Mar 2011, 10:36 »

It's a demon is what it is


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #209 on: 15 Mar 2011, 10:41 »

Aww, c'mon, just because it has a third eyelid doesn't mean it hasn't got feelings.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #210 on: 15 Mar 2011, 11:17 »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #211 on: 15 Mar 2011, 11:19 »

It strikes at the net when it's third eyelid closes, therefor possessed.
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« Reply #212 on: 15 Mar 2011, 11:49 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #213 on: 15 Mar 2011, 12:23 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #214 on: 15 Mar 2011, 12:28 »

FUCK
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #216 on: 15 Mar 2011, 13:24 »

Ha! I knew it was The Beatles all along!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #218 on: 15 Mar 2011, 15:54 »

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ugly bird
For some reason I thought it had died and the image was to illustrate how stupid the Pearl Harbour people were? Like... it has stuck it's beak through a wire fence, gotten the hook caught over the wire and then decided it couldn't get out.

Convoluted?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #219 on: 16 Mar 2011, 02:42 »

This entire poem is a palindrome

It's a really horrible, badly constructed "poem".
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #220 on: 16 Mar 2011, 02:46 »


This meme has officially died.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #221 on: 16 Mar 2011, 03:21 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #222 on: 16 Mar 2011, 06:42 »

This meme has officially died.

Hooray!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #223 on: 16 Mar 2011, 08:53 »

And nothing of value was lost.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #224 on: 16 Mar 2011, 10:03 »

insert [ihatedhipstermockingbeforeitwascool.jpg]
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #225 on: 16 Mar 2011, 11:57 »

I liked Jens before he had opinions.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #226 on: 16 Mar 2011, 12:22 »

This is why I'm Goth, No one ever makes fun of them.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #227 on: 16 Mar 2011, 12:24 »

Hey I'm a someone.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #228 on: 16 Mar 2011, 12:46 »



Any time I see that all I can think of is, "Come on Charlie, we have to go to Candy Mountain"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #229 on: 16 Mar 2011, 12:50 »

Don't let 'em rent space in your head like that, man. I mean, yeah, it's good to let it out but wow.

For pointlessness, I present to you: The end of Evangelion's final scene. Prime USDA certified WTF, from my favorite franchise/series. Mildly NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCLoNOYcVQU
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #230 on: 16 Mar 2011, 13:09 »



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"BRING ETERNAL NIGHT TO EQUESTRIA!!" THIS IS THE COMMAND THAT HAS BEEN ISSUED AS THE BATTLE FOR PONYVILLE REACHES "CRITICAL MASS!!" WITH HER ASTOUNDING SENSES "TUNED IN" TO THE POWER OF THE ASTRO-SADDLE, PINKIE PIE LEADS HER COMPANIONS THROUGH THE SONIC RAINBOOM TO A WILD AREA WHERE "WIERDIES" ROAM -- THE EVERFREE FOREST! AND AT THEIR COMMAND, SHE WHO WOULD DOOM CELESTIA HERSELF -- THE NIGHTMARE MOON!! WHO IS SHE? WHAT IS SHE? AND WHAT DOES SHE WANT WITH -- THE TWILIGHT SPARKLE?! EVERYPONY MUST STAND -- OR EVERYPONY WILL PERISH IN THE THUNDER OF COSMIC HOOVES!

PLUS! DON'T DARE LOOK DOWN! THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCES OF DESTINY MAY HAVE BRANDED YOU AS THEIR NEXT TARGET! WITNESS "THE CUTIE MARK!!" HAS IT COME -- FOR YOU?!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #231 on: 16 Mar 2011, 14:24 »

Have you bought the second Rebuild movie yet?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #232 on: 16 Mar 2011, 17:43 »

insert [ihatedgenocidebeforeitwascool.jpg]
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #235 on: 16 Mar 2011, 20:21 »

One very cool time warp basement. (My personal nostalgia basement would be the one in the teaser at the end!)
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« Reply #237 on: 17 Mar 2011, 19:26 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #238 on: 17 Mar 2011, 23:27 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #240 on: 18 Mar 2011, 04:02 »

Rain on Titan. SCIENCE,
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #242 on: 18 Mar 2011, 12:01 »

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« Reply #243 on: 18 Mar 2011, 13:25 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #244 on: 18 Mar 2011, 13:44 »

heheheehe, that got posted on my fb wall yesterday.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #245 on: 18 Mar 2011, 16:34 »

Someone doesn't understand how bear traps work. Taking all that shit off it shouldn't trigger it so unless they somehow lean on it or put their foot on it, you're not going to catch a hipster.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #246 on: 18 Mar 2011, 16:42 »

They also don't understand how blood oxidates.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #247 on: 18 Mar 2011, 18:44 »

Hipster blood stopped oxidizing when oxygen sold out and everyone started using it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #248 on: 18 Mar 2011, 18:47 »

Quick! Someone put glasses on that post!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #249 on: 18 Mar 2011, 18:49 »

Quick! Someone make cliché hipster jokes a bannable offense
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