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[KvP]

[jhocking]

[Blue Kitty]

Nick is making a live action Fairly Odd Parents movie

Goes who is playing Cosmo and Wanda

[FIXDIX]

"Jason Alexander and a horse?" was my initial answer to that question, until I realized it was Cheryl Hines and now I feel pretty bad.

[Finin]

potassium chlorate and a gummy bear

[RallyMonkey]

Nick is making a live action Fairly Odd Parents movie

Goes who is playing Cosmo and Wanda

potassium chlorate and a gummy bear

[Rizzo]

Window climbin rapists...

[jhocking]

ADDITION:

[Yayniall]

Strut dat ass.

[jhocking]

One of my neighbors used to put notes on their wifi network, I wish I'd thought to take screenshots:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/30/wifi-for-passive-aggressives/


ADDITION: I think I'll start using this to answer questions
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stfw

[LTK]

ADDITION: I think I'll start using this to answer questions
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stfw

There has never been a more ironic use of lmgtfy.

[KvP]

[StaedlerMars]

A different kind of pokemon game?

best to accompany with the lavender town music

[scarred]

holy,

fuck

[Barmymoo]

That is so creepy.

[jhocking]

Hey one of my favorite dining anecdotes ends with leaving a giant tip on what the meal would have cost if we weren't comped, but c'mon tell me you wouldn't snicker if you were in a restaurant and saw that.

[LTK]

A different kind of pokemon game?

best to accompany with the lavender town music

If this isn't already referenced on the nightmare fuel page for pokemon on tvtropes, it should be.

[Blue Kitty]

FROM GAINAX, THE MAKERS OF FLCL, GURREN LAGANN, AND EVANGELION, COMES THIS

[Lines]

What weirds me out about this is how much that looks like the Corinthian, which takes that to a whole new level...

[Jimmy the Squid]

Because Mel Gibson wasn't crazy enough

[Liz]

[Yayniall]

A different kind of pokemon game?

best to accompany with the lavender town music

That's such bullshit, he said that he couldn't use the curse move against his rival then that means that he wouldn't have been able to beat his rival in professor oak's lab at the very beginning.
Basically it's as big a bunch of nonsense as Mew in the truck.

[Yakob]

After selecting your starter, if you looked at your Pokémon, you had in addition to Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle another Pokémon — “GHOST”.

[Caleb]

That's such bullshit, he said that he couldn't use the curse move against his rival then that means that he wouldn't have been able to beat his rival in professor oak's lab at the very beginning.

Ghost can use Curse against the actual enemy trainer.  Not just against the Pokemon the trainer has.

So when he finishes killing bug trainer's pokemon with curse he KILLS the actual bug trainer with Ghost's curse move.

But you can't kill your rival until the last time you face him at the end of the game.  But you can still use curse to kill his pokemon in matches previous to that.

Man if this mod is real it's pretty messed up.  Especially the ending.

[tania]

[zoidbergslo]

Wow is that really a toad/frog/whatever or some crazy sculpture?

[Caleb]

(french fries and Bacon on a stick)

[LTK]

Wow is that really a toad/frog/whatever or some crazy sculpture?

It looks like a very fat Australian green tree frog. Definitely alive, from the look of those eyes.

[Blue Kitty]

[onewheelwizzard]

[snalin]

If you call him gay, he'll punch you in the face.

[JimmyJazz]

[JD]

[tania]

charizard

i had been looking for this gif for months! thank you thank you thank you

[Barmymoo]

What could possibly lead to a desire for an animated gif of someone using a Pokemon card to blow up a helicopter?

I do not want to see inside your head.

[JD]

[Blue Kitty]

[KvP]

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, in the East Hill/Salt Lake neighborhood[6], where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favorable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself in a fantastical escape, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges.

Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).

[Cernunnos]

the Japanese are making creepy robots again

[tania]

What could possibly lead to a desire for an animated gif of someone using a Pokemon card to blow up a helicopter?

I do not want to see inside your head.

...because i like funny things? my head isn't that scary dude, geez

[allison]

[Coward]

Why?

[Blue Kitty]

[BeoPuppy]

http://www.lifepanoramic.com/

[Barmymoo]

What could possibly lead to a desire for an animated gif of someone using a Pokemon card to blow up a helicopter?

I do not want to see inside your head.

...because i like funny things? my head isn't that scary dude, geez

I'm assuming that you actually knew the gif existed, rather than just thought one day "I really wish someone would make an animated gif of... well, I already said that bit.

[KvP]

#kanyenewyorkertweets

[pwhodges]

I've probably put these up before, but hey, I enjoy them...

[Barmymoo]

The Piglet one made me 

[pwhodges]

Think about it...  (It was my own screen grab, not off 't'Internet)

[SirJuggles]

Um... well then... looks like you've got a... hm.