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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3450 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3451 on: 15 Nov 2010, 13:04 »

On the clumsy horse tip:

I have been trying to figure out where this is from for years
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3453 on: 16 Nov 2010, 04:36 »

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I can't get more than 5m because I always have to laugh at the way that guy runs. :psyduck:


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3455 on: 16 Nov 2010, 11:47 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3456 on: 16 Nov 2010, 11:50 »

Finally, he's already been featured gratuitously in like almost every other Marvel comic.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3457 on: 16 Nov 2010, 11:51 »

Is that uncle sam on the far right?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3458 on: 16 Nov 2010, 12:15 »

Yep, it's Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters.  I'm so sad I missed that episode
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3459 on: 16 Nov 2010, 12:47 »

What show is it?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3461 on: 16 Nov 2010, 13:06 »

What show is it?

Batman: The Brave and The Bold
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3462 on: 16 Nov 2010, 13:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3463 on: 16 Nov 2010, 16:22 »

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« Reply #3464 on: 16 Nov 2010, 18:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3466 on: 16 Nov 2010, 19:50 »

Awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3467 on: 16 Nov 2010, 20:09 »

Man, dudes, the only reason I even know what 4Loko is is because of you guys and now it's being banned. I am sorry, but I kind of find it funny. It's something I would have never noticed if it weren't for the forums.
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« Reply #3468 on: 16 Nov 2010, 20:26 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3469 on: 16 Nov 2010, 20:52 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3470 on: 17 Nov 2010, 09:46 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3471 on: 17 Nov 2010, 13:28 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3475 on: 18 Nov 2010, 02:35 »

QWOP

So I know we've moved on from this. But I've kind of become addicted... I've figured out how to actually run like a human being, at least in theory. You pretty much start out by pressing O and W in quick succession to lunge forward, then Q to bring the left foot down and P as soon as the left foot hits the ground to push off. Using this has gotten me a high score of 50.1, right up until I miss my stride and trip over myself.

I have now run into some truly maddening issues. A lot of the time the foot will get its toe caught on the ground as it comes forward and makes it impossible to push off. Also the right hand can be infuriating when it ruins a good run by bouncing too low and touching the ground. But worst of all is the occasional tendency of the legs to just stop responding for about 1 second, where they won't move no matter what you press. I don't know if it's the game or my laptop, but I've had countless good runs ruined when he freezes in one position just long enough to pitch to the ground.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3476 on: 18 Nov 2010, 08:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3477 on: 18 Nov 2010, 09:18 »

I always thought it was kinda cool how Woody and Jessie were never more than friends.  It would have been so cliché for the cowboy and cowgirl to get together.  Besides, Woody seemed to have a woody for Bo-Peep.  Meanwhile, Buzz was always such a gentleman to Jessie, and there's that whole "opposites attract" thing going on.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3479 on: 18 Nov 2010, 18:14 »

hey guys, have you met Leoncie?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3481 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:04 »







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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3483 on: 19 Nov 2010, 19:17 »


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3484 on: 19 Nov 2010, 19:36 »

Nepeta's pupils are far too small in that comic
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3485 on: 20 Nov 2010, 01:29 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3486 on: 20 Nov 2010, 01:45 »

I tried singing that to Short Skirt and Long Jacket by Cake and it didn't work. I was pretty disappointed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3487 on: 20 Nov 2010, 03:05 »

A chrome extension to add a personal appeal from Jimmy Wales to every single web page.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3488 on: 20 Nov 2010, 03:25 »

I have not laughed that hard at a link in this thread in a while.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3489 on: 20 Nov 2010, 08:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3490 on: 20 Nov 2010, 09:58 »

Proven hoax, from the same people as "the church of global warming".
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3491 on: 20 Nov 2010, 18:42 »

hahahahahhaa yesssss

Approximately ∞ times awesomer than the admittedly awesome original version.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3492 on: 20 Nov 2010, 19:11 »

From the man that made the Saturday Morning Watchmen, the Justin Bieber show
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3493 on: 20 Nov 2010, 20:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3494 on: 21 Nov 2010, 02:11 »

hahahahahhaa yesssss

Approximately ∞ times awesomer than the admittedly awesome original version.
I guess it's only a matter of time until there's a rickroll version. (It looks like something else at first, but then IT plays.)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3495 on: 21 Nov 2010, 06:45 »

I was gonna say that a Metal version of Robot Unicorn Attack would be dumb because the thing that made the game so fantastic in the first place was that it was super super gay but it turns out they kept that part so hooray!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3496 on: 21 Nov 2010, 15:15 »

awesome people are awesome

btw in the middle of it is Tony Hawk hitting a 900. I highly recommend looking for that entire video; he tries like a dozen times and the audience is cheering the entire time, it's amazing.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3497 on: 21 Nov 2010, 15:17 »

Minor correction: Rollerblading will never be awesome
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3499 on: 21 Nov 2010, 16:15 »

Ruffles origin story!
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