Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 267216 times)

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3750 on:** 08 Dec 2010, 23:21 »

Quote from: McTaggart on 08 Dec 2010, 23:13

[shark]

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #3751 on:** 08 Dec 2010, 23:50 »

Destroyed my left collarbone and went through my lung. Missed my heart but is probably lodged in my shoulder blade. Fuck.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3752 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 00:35 »

Into the heart.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #3753 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 00:46 »

Okay, so that gigantic shark thing?

My autistic older brother is a plushophile. One time my boyfriend and I were looking something up on his laptop, and his most recent search query was, "A plush animal so big that a fully grown blue whale could fit inside." In quotes.

So when I saw the plush shark so big that a fully grown human girl could fit inside, I cracked up.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3754 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 01:01 »

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #3755 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 01:05 »

Point-blank, just below my ribcage. With the angle, the bullet might ricochet around in there a bit. Everything is so bright and... and warm.

Rizzo · « **Reply #3756 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 03:22 »

Shot a hole in my mattress, smashed a slat and possibly ricocheted off the metal frame, destroying the cardboard box under the bed. Got lucky!

CardinalFang · « **Reply #3757 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 04:30 »

Pointblank into my left thigh probably grazing the bone and then through the floorboard of my car.

Metope · « **Reply #3758 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 04:38 »

To the side throught the wall, depending on how powerful my finger is I may have shot my flatmate.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3759 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 04:55 »

Right in the stomach, but I'm so lame that my left finger just became a paintball gun.

Still left a nasty welt...

Christophe · « **Reply #3760 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 06:34 »

Grazed my left leg and hit the floor, but my pajama pants are probably on fire right now.

Tergon · « **Reply #3761 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 07:00 »

So nobody else is going to admit where their hand really was? Just me?

Fine. My hand was resting on my thigh while I leaned back in my chair, and now I have no penis. This will bother me severely in the few minutes I have left to live, until the bullet wound in my right thigh, along with the mutilated stump of my schlong-diddly-ong, cause me to bleed to death.

This is probably the second- or third-worst death ever.

benji · « **Reply #3762 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 07:01 »

I was leaning on my fist, so I'm pretty sure my left hand and most of the left side of my face is toast.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3763 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 07:05 »

My hand was between my thighs for warmth (not in any kind of sexual way, you creepy creepers, it was practically next to my knees) so I guess I have burn marks on both legs and there's a hole in the chair and the floor. I hope it isn't a powerful shot or one of the cats downstairs might be dead.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #3764 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 07:54 »

I shot my roommate.

also, some pointless: you see, I was driving to work...

allison · « **Reply #3765 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 08:03 »

I shot my computer. WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEE

whom · « **Reply #3766 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 08:07 »

Grazed my thigh and shot my chair. If it continued through the floor the people below me may be in trouble...

Nodaisho · « **Reply #3767 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 08:12 »

Grazed my right shoulder (missed bone), went through the headboard, the stereo, and into the concrete wall.

IronOxide · « **Reply #3768 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 09:01 »

I hit my deodorant and my favorite goddamn sharpie.

And maybe my roommate.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3769 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 09:18 »

Straight through the scrote, probably lodged in my thigh

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #3770 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 09:29 »

Destroyed my laptop and probably went into my calf.

Caleb · « **Reply #3771 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 09:49 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3772 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 11:20 »

Santa! Santahh, Santanata!

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3773 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 11:53 »

um

what

pwhodges · « **Reply #3774 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 11:59 »

Some things are better unheard and unseen - I suppose this thread is for them...

mberan42 · « **Reply #3775 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 14:49 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 09 Dec 2010, 01:01

chicken gif

Chicken Powered Steadicam proves poultry has a future in Hollywood

snalin · « **Reply #3776 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 15:30 »

shit my neck!

ouch!

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3777 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 16:41 »

Quote from: CardinalFang on 09 Dec 2010, 04:30

through the floorboard of my car.

...Why are you on the internet in the car?

CardinalFang · « **Reply #3778 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 16:43 »

I was sitting outside my doctor's office waiting for them to open. Thanks to the magic of MiFi I was able to internet with my netbook.

jhocking · « **Reply #3779 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:30 »

I use my mouse left-handed so that isn't interesting.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #3780 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:35 »

I was using my mouse with my left hand. The mouse was on my leg though.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #3781 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:39 »

People do that? I never used the mouse left-handed because I shared a computer with two other people, and I was the only lefty. The only person I know to use the mouse on the left is my grandfather. Pretty much every other computer you use will be set up with the mouse on the right, I don't understand why you would put it on the left.

jhocking · « **Reply #3782 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:44 »

I'm a righty and do routinely use a mouse with my right hand when I'm on someone else's computer. But I use my own mouse on the left because I got pain in my finger from clicking too much on the right. I'm actually kinda scared what happens if I start getting pain on my left hand.

pwhodges · « **Reply #3783 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:47 »

My last boss had RSI problems, and he had a mouse on each side so he could just use the one that was least uncomfortable at any moment.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #3784 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 17:51 »

I'm a lefty and usually mouse with my right hand. For some reason with my netbook I tend to use my left. No idea why.

Metope · « **Reply #3785 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 18:23 »

Me too Eric! It's so strange, maybe it's because I always use the mousepad on my netbook and a proper mouse on my desktop? I just tried using my right hand on the mousepad and it just doesn't work.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #3786 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 18:54 »

Could it be that a trackpad requires more manual dexterity than a mouse? It makes sense that you'd want to make more precise finger movements with your dominant hand.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #3787 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 19:42 »

I use my right hand for trackpad too. I can use my left hand, but more commonly use my right. And I am left-handed.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #3788 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 20:07 »

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #3789 on:** 09 Dec 2010, 21:33 »

(click for huge and adorrrrrrable)

Rizzo · « **Reply #3790 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 01:40 »

Quote from: Caleb on 09 Dec 2010, 09:49

Hahahah! A dude I know recorded that, it's his cats playing spies in his back yard.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #3791 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 07:33 »

Lines · « **Reply #3792 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 08:02 »

D'awwwwww!

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3793 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 08:10 »

Sims: The Horror Movie

Lego Antikythera Mechanism

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3794 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 09:01 »

Anyone have a spare couple if million dollars laying around? Buy the house from The Godfather!

whom · « **Reply #3795 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 09:35 »

Brain robot!

nufan · « **Reply #3796 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 10:01 »

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 10 Dec 2010, 08:10

Lego Antikythera Mechanism

Was just about to post this - it's unbelievable.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3797 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 10:03 »

Would you buy the Facebook sneakers?

Would you buy the Twitter sneakers?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3798 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 10:08 »

Snakes on Mathematical Planes

(click through to pic because looking at this gave me a headache. You've been warned)

McTaggart · « **Reply #3799 on:** 10 Dec 2010, 11:30 »

I like that facebook colourway.

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