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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #850 on: 23 Apr 2010, 15:52 »

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« Reply #851 on: 23 Apr 2010, 16:04 »

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« Reply #852 on: 23 Apr 2010, 19:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #853 on: 23 Apr 2010, 20:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #855 on: 24 Apr 2010, 00:26 »

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« Reply #856 on: 24 Apr 2010, 10:25 »

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« Reply #857 on: 24 Apr 2010, 10:39 »

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« Reply #858 on: 24 Apr 2010, 12:02 »

Fuck yeah Relicanth.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #859 on: 25 Apr 2010, 03:01 »

Oh wow. When he does the high pitched part I laughed so hard I snorted & dribbled coffee down myself...
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« Reply #860 on: 25 Apr 2010, 05:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #861 on: 25 Apr 2010, 17:05 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #862 on: 25 Apr 2010, 20:08 »

Ever wanted fake breasts to play with?  NSFW (and really creepy)
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« Reply #864 on: 25 Apr 2010, 23:37 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #865 on: 26 Apr 2010, 03:19 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #866 on: 26 Apr 2010, 06:50 »

NO.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #867 on: 26 Apr 2010, 14:30 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImK3gP2x0ig

From the awesome Boodocks, Booty Butt Cheeks. (I couldn't work out what the Big Booty Bitches reminded me of, it's this.)

oh I done maded this as well x

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #869 on: 26 Apr 2010, 15:38 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #870 on: 26 Apr 2010, 15:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #871 on: 26 Apr 2010, 16:15 »

Smallest pony ever born about 20 minutes away from were I live.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #872 on: 26 Apr 2010, 16:22 »

Oh my god! Eeeeee so adorable!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #876 on: 26 Apr 2010, 20:22 »

I love Craigslist SO MUCH

I hate The Daily Mail SO MUCH (the horse article is OK but the links on the sidebar give me a glimpse in to a world I would rather pretend doesn't exist)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #877 on: 26 Apr 2010, 20:37 »

Ah, but without the Daily Mail there would be no Daily Mail Headline Game - if you and a group of friends are drunk and/or bored, it's a good 'un:

Make up ridiculous DM-style headline.
Next in circle has to one-up it with even more ridiculous headline.
Continue ad hilarium/nauseum.

example: "BISEXUAL PRIEST EXORCISED MY DEMON HAMSTER, CLAIMS ASBO GRAN"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #878 on: 26 Apr 2010, 21:07 »

See but the problem there is nothing anybody can come up with will beat the true horror of an ACTUAL headline that was actually printed in the Daily Mail:

ABORTION HOPE AFTER 'GAY GENES' FINDING
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #880 on: 26 Apr 2010, 22:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #881 on: 26 Apr 2010, 22:16 »

"Eagerly busting their fresh asses"

Haha surely you're not expecting us to buy that as real
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #882 on: 26 Apr 2010, 22:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #883 on: 26 Apr 2010, 22:44 »

Philly Craigslist post

I live maybe 10 minutes walk from the Millcreek Tavern.  Needless to say I will be telling some of my friends about this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #886 on: 27 Apr 2010, 03:24 »

Who is that man & where can I find him & tickle his belly? I MUST KNOW!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #890 on: 27 Apr 2010, 11:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #891 on: 27 Apr 2010, 14:39 »

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the ship has Dr. Pepper but not Mr. Pibb; it's an absolute goddamned travesty

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« Reply #893 on: 27 Apr 2010, 15:11 »

I think that comes under the preserve of "philosopher", though they should probably have had a "sage" one as well.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #894 on: 27 Apr 2010, 16:56 »

Wow, way to snub KC Green guy.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #896 on: 27 Apr 2010, 18:52 »

look it's a feline
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #898 on: 27 Apr 2010, 19:15 »

I think that comes under the preserve of "philosopher"


A fu manchu is not a terribly trustworthy beard. And it's actually closer to the Hogan.
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« Reply #899 on: 27 Apr 2010, 19:38 »



Has this been posted here before? I don't know. I just saw this elsewhere.
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