Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 260620 times)

JD · « **Reply #1850 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 12:38 »

like dolphins

Caleb · « **Reply #1851 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 12:59 »

Nice unintentional page break zombiedude.

scarred · « **Reply #1852 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:09 »

the capybaras, where are them?!!

JD · « **Reply #1853 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:16 »

dolphins are the new capybaras

scarred · « **Reply #1854 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:27 »

jhocking · « **Reply #1855 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:29 »

Dolphins actually evolved from a cow-like ancestor. There was a bit in some nature documentary about dolphins where Robin Williams attempted to lead a cow into the ocean to join its relatives.

JD · « **Reply #1856 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:32 »

Pointless information for the pointless thread

Caleb · « **Reply #1857 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:34 »

JD · « **Reply #1858 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:36 »

those fangs will tear it to shreds

Emaline · « **Reply #1859 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 13:47 »

Facepalm.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1860 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 19:59 »

MeowWalker, an iPhone game that re-imagines Michael Jackson as a cat

JD · « **Reply #1861 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 20:08 »

EARTH!!! WIND!!! FIRE!!! WATER!!!! HEART!!!

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #1862 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 21:04 »

It's earth, fire, wind, water, heart, duuuuuuuuuuh pfff getting them in the wrong order

JD · « **Reply #1863 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 21:05 »

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #1864 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 21:08 »

It's okay, I like firewater better.

JD · « **Reply #1865 on:** 24 Oct 2009, 21:19 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #1866 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 03:04 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 24 Oct 2009, 21:08

It's okay, I like Earth, Wind and Fire better.

LTK · « **Reply #1867 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 04:56 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 24 Oct 2009, 21:19

Antigravity puppy!

JD · « **Reply #1868 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 11:53 »

Malek · « **Reply #1869 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 12:54 »

I bet its packed with bugs.

est · « **Reply #1870 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 13:05 »

Attempt at humour: failed.

De_El · « **Reply #1871 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 13:27 »

Oh, they're offering an "American Size" burger. You know, like any typical American I often go to Burger King, and it seems to me the standard 7 patty whopper isn't always enough to satisfy, so I sometimes find myself specially requesting 4 or 5 extra patties consumed and vomitted onto my bun by the brainless teenager taking my order. If Japanese Burger Kings offered that for a limited time, I feel it'd be a much more accurate representation of American burger-eating habits.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #1872 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 14:32 »

I would never eat that burger.

I mean come on! It's got lettuce and onion and tomato and pickle in it. If I wanted rabbit food I'd go graze in some field somewhere. Take out the green/red/white stuff and interleave a dozen or so slices of cheese in amongst the burgers and I'd be happier.

Alex C · « **Reply #1873 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 17:25 »

I don't get it.

What does this have to do with Windows 7? I counted the patties, and that sorta seems connected, but still, I am confused. It seems too stupid to be a real ad and too unfunny (and also stupid) be a photoshop job.

Alex C · « **Reply #1874 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 17:27 »

Google says this thing is real?
wtf

LittleKey · « **Reply #1875 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 17:30 »

Now I don't know Japanese, but I can read the Kana, and it says "American size buns" in there. Man, they aren't even trying to disguise the whole American obesity thing.

Alex C · « **Reply #1876 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 17:32 »

The sad part of this is how I started thinking about how there's no way in hell I'd see myself wanting more than the dollar menu regular double cheeseburger. So now, predictably, I'm kinda hungry for a double cheeseburger.

God damn it.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #1877 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 17:46 »

Apparently in Japan, though they are obsessed with staying skinny, they love huge fucking hamburgers and limited time offers. That hamburger will cause the extinction of cows.

loco_banana · « **Reply #1878 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 18:57 »

This is a motherfucker. >_<

Ozymandias · « **Reply #1879 on:** 25 Oct 2009, 19:29 »

Quote from: Alex C on 25 Oct 2009, 17:25

What does this have to do with Windows 7? I counted the patties, and that sorta seems connected, but still, I am confused. It seems too stupid to be a real ad and too unfunny (and also stupid) be a photoshop job.

Welcome to Japan.