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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2950 on: 11 Dec 2009, 10:41 »

Well obviously. Though, jumpstyle does suck slightly more due to no weird memories-from-back-in-ye-olde-youth. T is an important difference!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2951 on: 11 Dec 2009, 10:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2952 on: 11 Dec 2009, 11:16 »

I laughed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2953 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:07 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2955 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2957 on: 11 Dec 2009, 15:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2958 on: 11 Dec 2009, 16:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2959 on: 11 Dec 2009, 17:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2960 on: 11 Dec 2009, 17:14 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2961 on: 11 Dec 2009, 17:14 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2962 on: 11 Dec 2009, 17:38 »

not sure where this is from but looks interesting.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2963 on: 11 Dec 2009, 19:06 »

Here's her blog. http://beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com/

She posted it on reddit.

Found this on that blog:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2964 on: 11 Dec 2009, 19:12 »

Those would be excellent avatars.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2965 on: 11 Dec 2009, 20:05 »

I've actually got a friend who had a hoodie with that on it. 
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2966 on: 11 Dec 2009, 20:25 »

It's a threadless design, I am sure of it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2967 on: 11 Dec 2009, 20:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2968 on: 11 Dec 2009, 20:57 »

The TV Show

Reminds me of that one Royksopp video.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2969 on: 11 Dec 2009, 23:57 »

where da bud at b
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2970 on: 12 Dec 2009, 01:02 »

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That is so good.

not sure where this is from but looks interesting.
(Cool pic)
Looks like a mix of H. R. Giger and 300
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2973 on: 12 Dec 2009, 09:47 »

Muppets are awesome!




edit to add capybara
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2974 on: 12 Dec 2009, 09:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2975 on: 12 Dec 2009, 10:12 »

Thread over.

(Like honestly we need a new Pointless Thread because this one just peaked)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2976 on: 12 Dec 2009, 10:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2977 on: 12 Dec 2009, 11:09 »

Okay, now the thread can be over.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2979 on: 12 Dec 2009, 12:00 »

Wow the HD muppets video looks incredible.  You can see Gonzo's pores!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2980 on: 12 Dec 2009, 12:48 »





The Codpiece is just a hilariously awful character.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2982 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:54 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2983 on: 12 Dec 2009, 14:06 »

If you take out 24, 23, and 19 then there's nothing keeping 15 there anymore. Dude should've thought it through a little more.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2984 on: 12 Dec 2009, 14:09 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2985 on: 12 Dec 2009, 14:47 »

Pssst McTaggart,
15 comes before 24, 23 and 19.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2986 on: 12 Dec 2009, 15:03 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2987 on: 12 Dec 2009, 15:56 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2988 on: 12 Dec 2009, 17:31 »

Pssst McTaggart,
15 comes before 24, 23 and 19.

I thought the number hidden behing the opened one said "1" and it was counting the other way. Still, 21 and 24 do the same thing.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2989 on: 12 Dec 2009, 17:51 »


Oh no! He is not partying hard enough!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2990 on: 12 Dec 2009, 22:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2991 on: 12 Dec 2009, 23:26 »

oldie but goldie
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2992 on: 13 Dec 2009, 00:33 »





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2993 on: 13 Dec 2009, 14:02 »



GIS "santa claus bicycle"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2994 on: 13 Dec 2009, 15:20 »

The beginning of a four part series
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2995 on: 13 Dec 2009, 17:28 »

Dorkiest survey ever?  Very possibly.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2996 on: 13 Dec 2009, 17:58 »

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Neutral Good Elf Bard (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 13

Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.

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Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2997 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:11 »

I hate how all these things always make me a goddamn elf. That shit is just not cool.
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« Reply #2998 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:21 »

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Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 18
Charisma- 12

Alignment:
Lawful Good- A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

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Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2999 on: 13 Dec 2009, 18:40 »

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Chaotic Neutral Human Bard (3rd Level)



Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral- A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Bards- Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.
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