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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3400 on: 04 Jan 2010, 16:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3401 on: 04 Jan 2010, 16:19 »

We used to have all kinds of those fish. We called 'em X-Ray fish and they are about the coolest animals.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3402 on: 04 Jan 2010, 16:37 »

Surely you're not claiming to have invented Beef Dripping?

No - but the right intonation turns the banal original meaning into something far less savoury...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3403 on: 04 Jan 2010, 19:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3404 on: 04 Jan 2010, 19:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3405 on: 04 Jan 2010, 22:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3407 on: 04 Jan 2010, 23:09 »

Fuck this thread
























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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3408 on: 04 Jan 2010, 23:31 »

Anal Salute!

I've seen a couple fart lists in my time, and I have to say that the sheer length of this one alone would put any bathroom wall poster to shame. However I feel it truly stands out as a work of art for its strong and well articulated descriptions of the various toots. 5/5
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3409 on: 04 Jan 2010, 23:32 »

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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3410 on: 05 Jan 2010, 03:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3412 on: 05 Jan 2010, 05:39 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3413 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:02 »

Don't be, it's Vanessa Feltz.

I used to be a runner in the studio when she was doing her show, I saw her without make up on, I haven't recovered yet...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3414 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3415 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:19 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3416 on: 05 Jan 2010, 06:32 »

The first half of this page just looks like it's Dovey spewing out words a lot of different words for vagina. How vulgar.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3417 on: 05 Jan 2010, 07:37 »

Which way is she rotating?



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3418 on: 05 Jan 2010, 08:00 »

Gustave Le Bon (1879)
   “In the most intelligent races, there are a large number of women whose brains are closer in size to those of gorillas than to the most developed male brains. This inferiority is so obvious that no one can contest it for a moment; only its degree is worth discussion. All psychologists who have studied the intelligence of women recognize today that they represent the most inferior forms of human evolution and that they are closer to children and savages than to an adult, civilized man. They excel in fickleness, inconstancy, absence of thought and logic, and incapacity to reason. Without doubt, there exist some distinguished women, very superior to the average man, but they are as exceptional as the birth of any monstrosity, as for example of a gorilla with two heads; consequently, we may neglect them entirely.”
   “A desire to give them the same education, and to propose the same goals for them, is a dangerous chimera. The day when, misunderstanding the inferior occupations which nature has given her, women leave the home and take part in our battles; on this day a social revolution will begin, and everything that maintains the sacred ties of the family will disappear.”
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3419 on: 05 Jan 2010, 08:41 »

How many countries of the EU can you name in ten minutes?

I knew 24 (23 without dictionary).

26. Somehow forgot to put in Luxembourg.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3420 on: 05 Jan 2010, 10:47 »

Which way is she rotating?


(Link courtesy of Rene Engström's twitter)

The leg rotating outwards seems to move towards you on both sides.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3421 on: 05 Jan 2010, 11:36 »



Hey guys.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3422 on: 05 Jan 2010, 12:01 »

How many countries of the EU can you name in ten minutes?

I knew 24 (23 without dictionary).

I got 25, totally forgot certain mediterranean islands...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3423 on: 05 Jan 2010, 12:45 »

Clockwise.

At least I think so?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3424 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:08 »

After about a dozen or so rotations it switches direction.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3425 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:15 »

It is true. It is TRICKERY.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3426 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:24 »

I'm pretty certain it doesn't. I can make it change direction at will by concentrating on the outer arm travelling past the body.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3427 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:31 »

I've seen that optical illusion before. I only ever see clockwise, but I really wish I could make it go counter-clockwise.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3428 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:32 »

That's funny, because I only see counter clockwise. 
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3429 on: 05 Jan 2010, 13:38 »

What I use to switch is the outstretched leg. The perspective of the actual leg (lower pass in front, higher pass in back) makes it look clockwise, but if you look down at the shadow of it, it makes it appear counterclockwise.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3431 on: 05 Jan 2010, 15:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3432 on: 05 Jan 2010, 15:41 »



If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3433 on: 05 Jan 2010, 15:49 »

Witchcraft and Heresy!!!!

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3434 on: 05 Jan 2010, 15:52 »

Perspective is a tricky bitch
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3435 on: 05 Jan 2010, 16:31 »

Oh god they were all spinning the same way and then the one on the right switched to the other direction and fuck that was trippy. Shit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3436 on: 05 Jan 2010, 17:08 »

If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.

That is amazing. I just have to glance to the side before focusing on the middle to see it spinning in each direction.

All that's changed is what I looked at for a split second first! My brain is crazy!

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3437 on: 05 Jan 2010, 19:22 »

You can also switch between the right and the left repeatedly to make it look like they're going out of sync now.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3439 on: 05 Jan 2010, 20:53 »

If you want to see it spin a certain way, I find that covering up the one you don't want to see with your hand changes it pretty fast.

That is amazing. I just have to glance to the side before focusing on the middle to see it spinning in each direction.

All that's changed is what I looked at for a split second first! My brain is crazy!

I find that if I scroll down onto the picture she's rotating anticlockwise (from above) but if I scroll up to the picture she goes the other way.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3440 on: 05 Jan 2010, 21:05 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3441 on: 05 Jan 2010, 21:55 »

The first half of this page just looks like it's Dovey spewing out words a lot of different words for vagina. How vulgar.

I didn't even know one word until just now!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3442 on: 06 Jan 2010, 02:37 »



Spot the bands (should be easy for you guys) :-D
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3443 on: 06 Jan 2010, 02:44 »

I got all of those except for 11, 12 and 15. It's really obvious, isn't it?

EDIT: Oh wait I got 12 and is 11 actually supposed to represent any specific band, anyway?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3444 on: 06 Jan 2010, 02:45 »

If you concentrate really hard you can make it seem like she is just waggling her leg in front of herself.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3445 on: 06 Jan 2010, 02:47 »

I got all of those except for 11, 12 and 15. It's really obvious, isn't it?

Yup, really obvious  :-P I think 11 is meant to represent those bands that fans don't want you to hear about. Surprised you didn't get 15 though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3446 on: 06 Jan 2010, 07:07 »

Oh gosh, there are too many I don't get. I am not indie, not one bit.
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« Reply #3447 on: 06 Jan 2010, 07:35 »

All of the bands featured in that pic are very well known bands on major labels
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3448 on: 06 Jan 2010, 07:50 »

Is the description of no. 17 insinuating that your ideal musical hometown is Oasis?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3449 on: 06 Jan 2010, 08:22 »

17 certainly represents Oasis, although I think it's more specific to the artist, than as a general assertion that Oasis is the comfy pair of slippers of the rock music world. Ironically enough, they are more like the Iron Maiden of the music world.

Also can someone tell me what 15 is already, because it's driving me nuts!
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