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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3600 on: 13 Jan 2010, 04:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3602 on: 13 Jan 2010, 05:44 »

Bloody awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3603 on: 13 Jan 2010, 05:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3604 on: 13 Jan 2010, 06:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3606 on: 13 Jan 2010, 06:56 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3607 on: 13 Jan 2010, 08:25 »

http://firstpersontetris.com/

this is slightly nauseating.

ah boo... probably server overkill.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3609 on: 13 Jan 2010, 09:47 »

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Central Administration of Military Engineering Division and Anti-aircraft Defense
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At least the pig got French wine.

So fucking cool.

This comes with the incredibly dissatisfying feeling of only being able to see a fraction of what's happening.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3611 on: 13 Jan 2010, 10:37 »




Pointless, I win.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3612 on: 13 Jan 2010, 11:45 »

A machine whose sole purpose is to turn itself off. A new advancement in robot technology indeed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3613 on: 13 Jan 2010, 11:50 »

it's like my car!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3614 on: 13 Jan 2010, 11:58 »

Portal's Still Alive done through American Sign Language!

I'm a little bit in love with that guy. I'm also going to dig out all my sign language stuff & re learn all the non-comedy bit's I've forgotten.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3615 on: 13 Jan 2010, 13:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3617 on: 13 Jan 2010, 18:18 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3618 on: 13 Jan 2010, 20:24 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3619 on: 13 Jan 2010, 21:19 »

Anyone read the wikipedia article on the vulva lately?

This picture caption stands out:
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In the left image female genitalia are in the resting state, waiting to strike. The right image the female has been frightened, and the vulva is crying and the labia are trying to escape.

I wonder how long this has been like that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3620 on: 13 Jan 2010, 21:47 »

http://firstpersontetris.com/

this is slightly nauseating.

ah boo... probably server overkill.

If I play any more of this i'm going to throw up in my mouth.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3621 on: 14 Jan 2010, 01:11 »

If I play it any more I'm going to throw up in your mouth too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3622 on: 14 Jan 2010, 02:05 »

Noted Party Enthusiast Andrew WK on claims that he is not him

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I don't feel tired out by the question, because people clearly still have been wondering about it, and it's my responsibility in that regard to assure people that I am who I am. It just feels odd to me, though, to have it still be in question, because I don't see who else, really, I could be. I don't see how it's possible for anyone else to be me, so it becomes a very personally confusing and, at times, emotionally distressing situation. In general, it's very hard for me to comment except to say that I am Andrew W.K.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3623 on: 14 Jan 2010, 10:45 »

that interview is awesome

why is andrew wk so much The Fucking Man
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3624 on: 14 Jan 2010, 13:53 »

http://i.imgur.com/PawWu.jpg

Dan I had a cartoon version of that stuck on my fridge about five years ago.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3625 on: 14 Jan 2010, 13:59 »

Oxford's finest

Filmed at Boars Hill on the edge of Oxford - those concerned have sadly been reprimanded...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3626 on: 14 Jan 2010, 14:01 »

http://firstpersontetris.com/

this is slightly nauseating.

ah boo... probably server overkill.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3627 on: 14 Jan 2010, 14:17 »

I'm better at that on night mode than I am at regular tetris

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3628 on: 14 Jan 2010, 14:27 »

I was wondering where you went.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3629 on: 14 Jan 2010, 15:54 »

All I get with the first-person tetris is a black screen.

What am I doing wrong?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3630 on: 14 Jan 2010, 21:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3631 on: 14 Jan 2010, 21:25 »

http://firstpersontetris.com/

this is slightly nauseating.

ah boo... probably server overkill.

The biggest issue I have with this is that you can't slide blocks. It sets them at the start of the frame they make contact and not the end of it. The spinning and the screwy controls are not much of an issue, but nt being able to slide means I have come up with a whole new game plan.

May you've probably just gotta wait and it'll turn up.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3632 on: 14 Jan 2010, 21:51 »

Really? I slid a few blocks right before they locked in. The most annoying thing for me is only being able to rotate one direction.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3633 on: 14 Jan 2010, 22:23 »


damn airline...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3634 on: 15 Jan 2010, 05:53 »



Pulled from the WTF Files, haha. I'm going to start skewing product results on Amazon with weird-ass purchases now.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3635 on: 15 Jan 2010, 08:28 »

The biggest issue I have with this is that you can't slide blocks. It sets them at the start of the frame they make contact and not the end of it. The spinning and the screwy controls are not much of an issue, but nt being able to slide means I have come up with a whole new game plan.

Yeah, that bothered me the most too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3636 on: 15 Jan 2010, 10:39 »

A machine whose sole purpose is to turn itself off. A new advancement in robot technology indeed.
I think the fact that I stared at that for a good 2 minutes kinda says something.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3637 on: 15 Jan 2010, 11:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3638 on: 15 Jan 2010, 14:30 »



Makes me think of Fallout 3 for some reason. More here:

http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3640 on: 15 Jan 2010, 16:56 »



Makes me think of Fallout 3 for some reason. More here:

http://io9.com/5435724/the-grandiose-decay-of-abandoned-detroit/gallery/



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« Reply #3641 on: 15 Jan 2010, 17:23 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3642 on: 15 Jan 2010, 17:31 »

artist did an amazing job on that wrinkled button up.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3643 on: 15 Jan 2010, 17:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3644 on: 15 Jan 2010, 20:34 »

I didn't know where else to put this so it's goin' in here:

This is "Dixie" Dave Collins of sludge metal band Weedeater



Dave is also notable for having recently shot his big toe clean off while cleaning his shotgun, while it was loaded, for some reason.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3645 on: 15 Jan 2010, 20:44 »

Dave is a role model
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3646 on: 15 Jan 2010, 22:34 »

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« Reply #3648 on: 16 Jan 2010, 10:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3649 on: 16 Jan 2010, 11:08 »

Someone never heard of LAN parties.
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