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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #350 on: 22 Feb 2010, 13:31 »

yeah dude that is pretty bad.

oh and get yr shirt back on please
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #351 on: 22 Feb 2010, 13:32 »

I was at a party a few weekends ago. This is the only respectable photo of me from that night.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #352 on: 22 Feb 2010, 13:37 »

Jace, for having the balls to go that far, I offer the following: o/
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #353 on: 22 Feb 2010, 14:10 »

Just the fact that you feel so liberated after losing all that long ass hair is worth it. Patrick, Jace, you guys should grow mohawks. Just sayin.

Also be careful that hair will clog yr drain n shit.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #354 on: 22 Feb 2010, 14:14 »

There exists a middle ground that both of you guys seem to have forgotten about, I think. But improvement over all, I'd say.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #355 on: 22 Feb 2010, 14:26 »

Both haircuts are improvements
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #356 on: 22 Feb 2010, 14:52 »

There exists a middle ground that both of you guys seem to have forgotten about, I think. But improvement over all, I'd say.

Do you really expect me to trust my old man to give me the haircut I ask him to give me? And I don't have money for a real haircut, I'm $350 in debt to the bank alone. It was free and it doesn't suck SO bad (although I totally agree that it is not the best look I have ever had).
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #357 on: 22 Feb 2010, 15:50 »

Actually I really like Jace's haircut. In a sort of American History X sort of way.

Patrick though I'm sure you could have traded oral sex for a decent haircut dogg.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #358 on: 22 Feb 2010, 16:06 »

I don't do haircuts.
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« Reply #359 on: 22 Feb 2010, 16:37 »

I like to cut it really short because it is super low maintenance for a couple weeks, then I style it for about a month, then its too long to style so I either cut it again or let it grow.
Also I gave myself this haircut, which means it was free.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #360 on: 22 Feb 2010, 16:52 »

Patrick though I'm sure you could have traded oral sex for a decent haircut dogg.

I ain't sucked a dick in my life, I currently have no plans to, and I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady so no
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« Reply #361 on: 22 Feb 2010, 18:28 »

Practice, Practice, Practice.
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« Reply #362 on: 22 Feb 2010, 18:44 »

people! you know how you (or your insurance, your government, SOMEONE) pay a doctor to fix your broken bones and a mechanic to fix your broken car (don't give a shit if you fix your own car)? well, you also pay a HAIR DRESSER to fix your hair. there is a reason why they are the professional and you are not. take the hint. like jodie did. good job, jodie.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #363 on: 22 Feb 2010, 19:00 »

I buy a hat to dress my hair.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #364 on: 22 Feb 2010, 19:01 »

pay

So here is the problem with this. Most places don't want to give you a haircut for $4. Which is all I have.
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« Reply #365 on: 22 Feb 2010, 19:22 »

i think it's a little too short too but hair grows so whatever, give it a few weeks, it's all good.
short is definitely better than long on both you and patrick. then again i think everyone looks better with short hair. everyone.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #366 on: 22 Feb 2010, 19:24 »

Short hair is the best.
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« Reply #367 on: 22 Feb 2010, 19:24 »

everyone.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #368 on: 22 Feb 2010, 20:01 »

Most places don't want to give you a haircut for $4.

You've clearly never been to Chinatown. Boy, do I miss getting my hair cut there (No, I don't, it was pretty terrible! But I am trying to put on a fun spin on being super broke!)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #369 on: 22 Feb 2010, 20:05 »

Forget it, Jake.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #370 on: 22 Feb 2010, 20:05 »

in uni i used to just cut my housemates' hair whenever they needed to get rid of some hair, they didn't end up only leaving our house if they had a paper bag over their head with some eyeholes cut out so i think i did an okay job. i didn't let them cut my hair though because i am vain and i love my overpriced salon haircuts. especially when they buzz the back. man that's really nice.
alternately, make a friend who owns a pair of scissors. or move here and be my friend, i miss having friends.
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« Reply #371 on: 22 Feb 2010, 20:08 »

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« Reply #372 on: 22 Feb 2010, 20:58 »

I cut my own hair and cut my boyfriend's hair. My boyfriend goes to court and does important Grown-up Things with the haircuts I give him, and my hair is pretty rad. So!

But my mom sat me down and taught me how so maybe therein lies the difference.
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« Reply #373 on: 22 Feb 2010, 21:04 »

My girlfriend cuts my hair but then she is a professional Stylist so whatever. Though recently she has decided to withhold haircuttings because she wants me to look like

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« Reply #374 on: 22 Feb 2010, 21:13 »

The trick is to befriend someone who is a professional. Or befriend a professional's brother. Or have a friend who's sister becomes a professional(that's what I did).

But I still look like a tool, even with a great haircut.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #375 on: 23 Feb 2010, 03:42 »

Though recently she has decided to withhold haircuttings because she wants me to look like

Your girlfriend is correct

i pay a hair dresser to dress my hair, but that is just me

I pay a barber but that is just because I am not a girly man
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« Reply #376 on: 23 Feb 2010, 04:25 »

i am vain and i love my overpriced salon haircuts. especially when they buzz the back. man that's really nice.

yessssssss i love having my shavie buzzed, it feels so nice and i'm worried that because it feels so nice, one day i'll just let them shave my whole head :/
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« Reply #377 on: 23 Feb 2010, 04:51 »

the oppinion-according-to-Phil*

*All girls look better with long hair.


i think everyone looks better with short hair. everyone.

It would seem we will just have to agree to disagree on this.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #378 on: 23 Feb 2010, 06:00 »

I cut my own hair, have been for nearly three years. When your hair is curly it really doesn't matter because you can't tell if it's uneven anyways. And it saves me the $15 I would have to pay every few months to get my hair cut (it grows really really quickly).
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #379 on: 23 Feb 2010, 06:20 »

So um yeah I went out this weekend and I bought a dress. A dress to get married in. Woah grownup.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #380 on: 23 Feb 2010, 06:26 »

Goddammit Manda you better walk down the aisle giving the double thumbs up just like that you better.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #381 on: 23 Feb 2010, 06:47 »

I had completely forgotten that you were getting married, so it took me a while to figure out whether you meant "a dress in which one could get married" or "a dress in which I will get married".

Good choice of dress for both categories!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #382 on: 23 Feb 2010, 06:56 »

That is one of the least ugly wedding dresses I've ever seen. (And I do mean that in a good way.)
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« Reply #383 on: 23 Feb 2010, 07:22 »

Haha that's actually exactly how I described it to a friend who was asking what it looked like! I wasn't 100% on the froofy white dress concept, but everything else is relaxed and informal enough that I might as well go with one traditional aspect
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« Reply #384 on: 23 Feb 2010, 07:32 »

Well, I wouldn't call it 'froofy', and you don't look like a meringue, so it's kind of an all-round win.

Plus, if you ever decide to have a fling with a Greek god and need to spent some time atop Mount Olympus, you're totally sorted!
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« Reply #385 on: 23 Feb 2010, 07:34 »

Please wear white flowers in your long curly hair.
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« Reply #386 on: 23 Feb 2010, 08:44 »

Oh yes.  I can imagine the forest animals approaching to nibble on her fingers and the robins landing on her shoulders to sing happy songs.  It is so plausible.
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« Reply #387 on: 23 Feb 2010, 09:18 »

Amanda, what I'm saying is that I want you to live out my wedding dreams because I am bound to be an old spinster please wear flowers in your hair.
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« Reply #388 on: 23 Feb 2010, 09:27 »

sam that like, doesn't even count as snow.
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« Reply #389 on: 23 Feb 2010, 09:35 »

it is just that here is shepherdstown there is still like, 6 inches on the grass.

though its been 40 for a while which is feels hells of warm which rules.
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« Reply #390 on: 23 Feb 2010, 11:47 »

Yeah the snow is melting but there are still like nearly a foot on the ground where I am and the mountains still remain in the parking lots. Its okay Sam, I once believed that what that dusting you got there was snow too. I've been made aware otherwise, however.
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« Reply #391 on: 23 Feb 2010, 13:08 »

There is some snow in this picture! My grandparents haven't gotten much snow in their town this year, but the lake froze so we went to look at people who were ice fishing.



I like this picture because it looks like a future photo for my family band.
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« Reply #392 on: 23 Feb 2010, 13:09 »

That's pretty much a blizzard in TX though, cancel the schools.
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« Reply #393 on: 23 Feb 2010, 14:01 »

So um yeah I went out this weekend and I bought a dress. A dress to get married in. Woah grownup.
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Pencil me in with the "I totally forgot you were getting married" crowd, that dress, however, is lovely!
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« Reply #394 on: 23 Feb 2010, 14:44 »

Manda you look beautiful. Your man is a lucky one.

Hey guys, I cut myself shaving on thursday. It bled so much, you actually wouldn't believe it. It didn't dry out for 2 days and when it did, it dried to a dressing and i had to open it up again getting the dressing off.



I am so gross.
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« Reply #395 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:00 »

How the fuck
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« Reply #396 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:08 »

Manda that dress is perfect in so many way

It's perfectly elegant and dramatic without being stiff. It says 'I am a free-minded individual who doesn't need a corset and huge dress to fit the mould'.
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« Reply #397 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:10 »

Man I completely avoided taking photos of my massive longboarding scrape, now I am regretting it, could've totally started a theme after Gemm's post
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« Reply #398 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:47 »

Man I am so into the scab you are going to get to peel off that bad boy. MMMMMMMM-GOOD.

Seriously, a good scab and a zit with some pop are like, I guess, my favourite forms of self mutilation (or whatever you would call it). Like really, it all grows back and everything but there is something satisfying about removing something from your body that shouldnt be there.
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« Reply #399 on: 23 Feb 2010, 15:54 »

I think the same way (to a degree), but it is because of that mindset that I now have arms covered in scars and scabs, and have people who hold my hands so I don't pick at my skin in front of them. It is not the best habit to get into.


Also, it is really hard to explain to people what you are doing, because saying "I compulsively pick at scabs and pimples on my arms" sounds pretty gross. People generally just tell me that it is a bad habit and that I should stop, and don't understand that I have been doing this since I was maybe 13, and have tried to stop on more than one occasion, so it's not really that simple.
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