this is what happens when you fall out of hot tubs!
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
Matt, how the hell did you get a bruise that big on your leg??
MACHINS CON ESFU EPETE
Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.Dude is hardcore.
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
What about orgasmic chemistry.I can expand the definition of that if anyone wants to roll around to my Fortress of Love.
also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
The only photos of me with significant others are extremely pornographic.
I have just realized that over the entire course of my dating history, I have only ever had 3 pictures taken with me and my significant other(not my current one, but any of the ones I've had), what does this say about me :c
[20:29] Quietus: Haha oh shit Morbid Anal Fog[20:29] Quietus: I had forgotten about them
(A+ photo uploads May but they make me want to visit again )
you it be the mics taht are broked?
But then again, I used to dress like the bastard child of a drug-addled punk and a shrubbery.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat