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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #550 on: 03 Mar 2010, 14:07 »

That phone looks like... something else that is not a phone. It's an isolated incident, I'm sure. Bad angle and all that.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #551 on: 03 Mar 2010, 14:33 »

Don't feel too bad, I saw a giant cock too.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #552 on: 03 Mar 2010, 14:46 »

And here I thought I was special!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #553 on: 03 Mar 2010, 15:21 »

I held it like that on purpose...I spent time trying to get the best "like a big shiny black cock" angle. I think like that.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #554 on: 03 Mar 2010, 17:06 »

ITT: Tommy's stinger foiled by overwhelming consent re: schlong sighting.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #555 on: 03 Mar 2010, 18:39 »

And here I thought I was special!

Nope, I saw it too. Eliza what color is your hair now? I think it looks nice in the 2nd photo.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #556 on: 03 Mar 2010, 23:06 »

In the first photo you bear an uncanny resemblance to a girl I went to high school with back in Luxembourg

In the second you look absolutely nothing like her but I totally approve of the bright pink tiger stripes
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« Reply #557 on: 04 Mar 2010, 04:10 »

It's this weird dark purple colour, which upset me as it is not colourful  or fun in anyway. I liked my stupid bright orange hair (Which was toned down for the wedding, it was normally brighter.)

I cannot find me a hair colour I like since I changed from this:



(I love this photo it was taken at ATP. I am drunk on things a lady of my age shouldn't be drinking...)

& Patrick, I look different in every photo of me, I'm one of those people.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #558 on: 04 Mar 2010, 09:35 »

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Re: Schlong Sighting.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #559 on: 04 Mar 2010, 15:03 »

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« Reply #560 on: 04 Mar 2010, 15:05 »



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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #561 on: 04 Mar 2010, 15:06 »

hammer

You look like you're gonna start some shit dogg
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« Reply #562 on: 04 Mar 2010, 16:06 »

hammer

This is what is in his other hand:
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #563 on: 04 Mar 2010, 16:07 »

I really really want a hammer and sickle just to pose with now.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #564 on: 04 Mar 2010, 17:33 »

This is what is his other hand:

>_>
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #565 on: 04 Mar 2010, 17:48 »

I am serious about Canadian men's hockey.
those were some amazing pictures. it was essentially the same evening i had with my friend and her bf watching the game. SO GOOD.
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« Reply #566 on: 05 Mar 2010, 13:08 »

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« Reply #567 on: 05 Mar 2010, 15:29 »

where the fuck would one buy a sickle?

... i need to know.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #568 on: 05 Mar 2010, 15:50 »

Right here:

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #569 on: 06 Mar 2010, 00:14 »

Seriously, AliBaba sells everything... In bulk.
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« Reply #570 on: 06 Mar 2010, 00:59 »

Your agricultural implements offend and disturb me.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #571 on: 06 Mar 2010, 01:01 »

your eyes pierce my soul like a thousand daggers
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #572 on: 06 Mar 2010, 01:35 »

And cut at your soul like a thousand sickles?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #573 on: 06 Mar 2010, 01:55 »

You guys just have the sharpest wit, don't you
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« Reply #574 on: 06 Mar 2010, 02:00 »

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« Reply #575 on: 06 Mar 2010, 02:12 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #576 on: 06 Mar 2010, 02:47 »

Hey you guys stop with those pointed attacks
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« Reply #577 on: 06 Mar 2010, 02:48 »

I mean seriously a dude can only handle so many barbs

(okay fuck it I'm going to bed so you guys can get some peace)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #578 on: 06 Mar 2010, 04:04 »

Don't raze me, bro!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #579 on: 07 Mar 2010, 14:17 »

Roddy your hair seems to have turned out nicely! Also excellent face furr. (Unless this is an old photo. I am not sure about my guesses on whether sufficient time has passed since your botched haircut for it to have grown out that much. Either way, Ace.)
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« Reply #580 on: 07 Mar 2010, 16:19 »

Yeah, that's its length now, it's back already - my hair grows thicker and quicker than the hypothetical bastard spawn of cement and a jet engine!
I will put up more pictures soon (I went to a very interesting party after work on saturday) to further prove it so.
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« Reply #581 on: 07 Mar 2010, 20:06 »

Oh hey congratulations on getting a flat cap to work for you as well doggo
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #582 on: 07 Mar 2010, 20:55 »

So like a month ago, I went to NYC.


I stole this hat from FAO Schwarz.


We went to McSorley's.


Then I played with a cat.


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« Reply #583 on: 07 Mar 2010, 21:44 »

Bandanacat! So cute!
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« Reply #584 on: 07 Mar 2010, 21:50 »

Oh man NY has kitties!

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« Reply #585 on: 07 Mar 2010, 23:12 »

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« Reply #586 on: 07 Mar 2010, 23:16 »

I've just realized my Facebook profile tagline is "Future Blues Lawyer", that is some tagline/pic synergy right there
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« Reply #587 on: 07 Mar 2010, 23:23 »

Don't be silly Chris yr guitar isn't nearly expensive/covered-in-flame-maple enough
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #588 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:10 »

I stole this hat from FAO Schwarz.

Fuck you and people like you. How would you like it if I came into your shitty job and made extra work for you?

I bet you're the same kind of person who goes through a store picking shit up and carrying it around just long enough to decide you don't want it so you can put it on whatever shelf is closest, which is definitely not where you got it.

People like you should've been hit more by your parents when you didn't put stuff back where you got it like they told you to. And if they didn't tell you to put things back where you got them, then your grandparents are the same kind of worthless your parents, and by inheritance, you are.


Edit: That came out a bit more hateful than I planned, but I'm going to stick with it, because I spent eight hours today doing weekly inventory because of stupid fucks who can't be bothered to pay for stuff. And don't pretend "one hat doesn't make a difference" like you people tend to, because on an average week 500-700USD worth of merchandise walks out of the store where I work, all because of people saying "one ______ won't make a difference".
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #589 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:13 »

Dude. You can clearly see he got it from the stand that is right behind him.
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« Reply #590 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:17 »

That doesn't matter when my normal every-day rage is compounded with retail inventory maintenance rage.

It also doesn't matter when he plainly states he stole it, you know, the way he did.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #591 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:25 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #592 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:32 »

That doesn't matter when my normal every-day rage is compounded with retail inventory maintenance rage.

I'm curious: what do you think you get paid for?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #593 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:49 »

i liked working retail!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #594 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:50 »

Good. More for you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #595 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:51 »

It is a give and take thing - the employees will do their job properly and be polite to the customers if the customers are polite enough to put things back at least in the general vicinity of where they came from, and not steal things. If that part is missing, the employees are allowed to spit feathers. It's in the contract.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #596 on: 08 Mar 2010, 01:51 »

i liked working retail!

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #597 on: 08 Mar 2010, 02:25 »

i like my job too, and i'd class it as retail rather than sales because i don't make any commission
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #598 on: 08 Mar 2010, 03:02 »

That doesn't matter when my normal every-day rage is compounded with retail inventory maintenance rage.

I'm curious: what do you think you get paid for?

This.  I don't like it when stupid fuckers screw up their computers doing something asinine and then lie straight to my face when I aswk them how it happened, but it's what I get paid to do, so I say something like "oh man, I hate it when that happens" or some other bullshit banter and I get on with my job, because hey, it's a job!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #599 on: 08 Mar 2010, 04:06 »

If you're a librarian and people removed books from the appropriate shelves and stuck them in random places because hey, "it's your job to make sure they're in the right place!" - you'd be pretty annoyed, right? So why is it okay to fuck with people who work in retail?

I can't tell if you were using this as a genuine example or a slightly hyperbolic analogy of "what you wouldn't do" vs "what you would do", but this shit happens all the fucking time. And yeah, while with web design your clients won't take out bits of code, they will change their mind at the most inopportune moments and make ridiculous demands. I'm not sure if I really have a point. Probably it is just that people are inconsiderate fucks and any job that involves dealing with them (i.e. most) is going to involve having to put up with their bullshit. Unfortunately retail just has a higher turnover of self-entitled dicks on any given day than most other situations.
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