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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3350 on: 09 Jan 2011, 13:16 »

oh mah gawwwd socute

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3351 on: 09 Jan 2011, 23:54 »

The space between the two front teeth.

All three of my kids have that.  Braces are expensive.   :cry:
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« Reply #3352 on: 10 Jan 2011, 00:57 »

I have it on good authority that the front tooth gap is fashionable right now and is occaisionally being achieved through cosmetic surgery. I'm predicting some teenage tooth/screwdriver related fails soon.

Looks like you have fashionable cake-eating dwarves grandchildren there Mr. Hodges
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3353 on: 10 Jan 2011, 01:24 »

All of them

That's what I thought right of the bat too.

Ha, me too.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3354 on: 10 Jan 2011, 02:42 »






BONUS IMAGE

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3355 on: 10 Jan 2011, 03:36 »

Dude you are my favorite scene lion.
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« Reply #3356 on: 10 Jan 2011, 03:39 »

I'm tempted to submit him to Look At This Fucking Lionster
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3357 on: 10 Jan 2011, 03:43 »

Some long-lost pictures from last summer just got posted online. In late August about a dozen of us took a road trip to Bayville, Long Island, built a fire on the beach, got stoned, cracked some 4Lokos, decided to go skinny dipping. We didn't want to leave behind our 4Lokos so we took them into the ocean and got wasted as we frolicked in the nude. It was an awesome end to an awesome summer.

aftermath of skinny dipping





pissing off that lifeguard chair into the sand below (mind you, I dunno what's up with perspective but that platform was about eight feet off the ground)

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« Reply #3358 on: 10 Jan 2011, 08:36 »



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« Reply #3359 on: 10 Jan 2011, 10:47 »



This is my party face. The miserable blonde is my little sister.

ETA: Ryan we need to party together so hard.

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« Reply #3360 on: 10 Jan 2011, 11:01 »

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« Reply #3361 on: 10 Jan 2011, 11:02 »

I know right, it's totally not fair.
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« Reply #3362 on: 10 Jan 2011, 11:02 »

Concerned Lion is concerned

This was basically the first thing to pop in my head

Gene I love the photo of you with your back to the camera where it looks like you're checking out yr dick.

Also Gemm you and yr sis are super duper pretty.
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« Reply #3363 on: 10 Jan 2011, 14:14 »

Gemm you have the best hair. I never managed to be green and it looks totally awesome.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3364 on: 10 Jan 2011, 14:48 »

OK, to balance out grandchildren, you get meee, in the snow!





I got my wife a new camera.
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« Reply #3365 on: 10 Jan 2011, 15:18 »

The last one makes me almost forgive the enormous hassle snow makes for.

Snow really is fun, after all.
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« Reply #3366 on: 10 Jan 2011, 15:20 »

Seconded. That second photo made me smile.
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« Reply #3367 on: 10 Jan 2011, 19:43 »

I had a chest x-ray today! Here is one of them:


Lets have a close up of that...

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3368 on: 10 Jan 2011, 19:46 »

Fuck it, I'm bringing it back.

Hannah,
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« Reply #3369 on: 10 Jan 2011, 19:48 »

Bionic Woman,
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« Reply #3370 on: 10 Jan 2011, 20:17 »

I had a chest x-ray today! Here is one of them:


That looks painful. I bet going through metal detectors is a real treat for you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3371 on: 10 Jan 2011, 20:58 »

Paul I would hardly say you are not handsome, you are a pretty dang good looking guy.

Hannah do you detect calls for police backup in the middle of the night? Do you have trouble sleeping sometimes?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3372 on: 11 Jan 2011, 01:48 »

Are the screws drilled into your spinal column?
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« Reply #3373 on: 11 Jan 2011, 02:10 »

They are (afaik) screwed into the bones of my spine. The operation consisted of taking bone chips from my ribs and using them to fuse my spine (well, most of it) in place so that the curves didn't go back to how they were after the doctors straightened it as much as they could. The metal rods were then screwed in place to hold everything there until the bones fused. Apparently after the first year after the operation the rods aren't needed any more; their purpose has been fulfilled and the spine isn't going anywhere anyway. The operation was about 8 hours, I think, and pretty damn invasive, so they don't take the rods out unless there are issues with them, like them breaking. Hopefully that never happens to me. I haven't set off any metal detectors yet (unfortunately), and I don't feel the screws when I go about my business but down the bottom of the fused part there isn't much padding over the whole deal so I can feel either the bottom screws or the bottom of the rods themselves.

This is why getting a tattoo is going to hurt like a motherfucker.
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« Reply #3374 on: 11 Jan 2011, 06:03 »

Stop lying Hannah we all know that you are into some weird shit in bedroom and it seems knife play isnt doing the trick anymore so now you have moved to powertools.
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« Reply #3375 on: 11 Jan 2011, 08:12 »

I am laughing really fuckin' hard right now and I am kinda getting stared at by some people I don't know
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« Reply #3376 on: 11 Jan 2011, 08:29 »

Gene I love the photo of you with your back to the camera where it looks like you're checking out yr dick.

Also Gemm you and yr sis are super duper pretty.

Read the caption dogg. There is nothing more satisfying when you are wasted than dropping trou and peeing onto the world.

Christ and a half Gemm,
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3377 on: 12 Jan 2011, 01:43 »

I made another poi video.  This one is really dry and tech-oriented though, more tutorial than entertainment.  However, the music is something I'd never know about without the MF thread, so thanks guys!
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« Reply #3378 on: 12 Jan 2011, 11:06 »

Is it bad that I kept on waiting for you to smash those pictures off the shelf?
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« Reply #3379 on: 12 Jan 2011, 12:49 »

It's pretty much par for the course, I'd say.  Poi is kind of like unicycling in that people pretty regularly assume that I'm constantly teetering on the brink of causing grievous damage to myself, those around me, or nearby objects.
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« Reply #3380 on: 12 Jan 2011, 13:21 »

My first thought on seeing that photo of Gemm was

Gemm,

Then I kept reading and it had already been done. Damnit.
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« Reply #3381 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:18 »

Alger Man Club christmas card photo!

......we never actually made cards because we're lazy  :mrgreen:




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« Reply #3382 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:19 »

Oh wow thanks guys :) I was really chuffed about my hair and my outfit that night!
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« Reply #3383 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:26 »

Alger Man Club christmas card photo!

Shouldn't that be a Confederate flag?
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« Reply #3384 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:29 »

absolutely not
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« Reply #3385 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:37 »

Looks like it should be, given the dude missing (blacked-out) a tooth and toting a rifle and the other dude fondly caressing his own stomach.

Anyway, license renewal! Check out the issued date! (I waited specifically until then to renew)


(and no I have no idea why I'm 199 pounds and not 200 - I told the lady 200 pounds it's not like i'm ashamed of my fat ass.)
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« Reply #3386 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:39 »

NOW WE CAN STALK YOU.
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« Reply #3387 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:40 »

The colour of your shirt blends so seemlessly into the background colour of the licence (at least on my screen) that for a while I was trying to figure out why you were wearing an apron.
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« Reply #3388 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:44 »

NOW WE CAN STALK YOU.

Yeah, 'cause you can't get ANY of that information from a simple google/facebook.

@Harry - The photo quality is quite crap. I look like I have a spray-on fake orange tan. I've no idea why the colours are so bad (other than I guess that's how license photos are supposed to be...)
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« Reply #3389 on: 12 Jan 2011, 14:54 »

Hey, at least you still get to smile in your license photos. I got mine renewed and I had to take my glasses off and not smile; I look pretty different without glasses (and I very rarely have contact lenses in), so it doesn't really look like me. Pretty silly!
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« Reply #3390 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:12 »

I actually had the choice to leave my glasses on last time, whereas the time before that I was told I had to take them off. Last time, however, I did have to brush my fringe off my forehead and yeah, not smile. So silly.
I think it's funny that you guys have to have your height and weight and eye colour on there, although I suppose it does help with people borrowing their sister's ID etc.
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« Reply #3391 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:18 »

Man, Illinois has an Illinois-shaped donor mark!  I am unreasonably excited about this.

I thought everyone had boring pink circles.



(also of note: me at 15 with a bad sunburn)
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« Reply #3392 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:22 »

I had to take my glasses off and not smile

Haha, oh boy. I had to get a Working With Children card (basically a police check) when I started volunteering with the Sudanese kids and like every other ID card these days it's biometric so I wasn't allowed to smile in the photo. Which naturally makes me look like the dodgiest guy in the world and pretty much the last person on earth anyone would actually trust to work with children.
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« Reply #3393 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:37 »

I had a chest x-ray today! Here is one of them:


that's a pretty awesome xray. you should frame one of those or something. also looking at the ...curves, it tricks me into thinking your spine is in the front of your chest
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« Reply #3394 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:46 »

If there's a card theme, I offer:



Yes, they just took the photo in the office with no background.

EU driving licences are pink.  The photo used to be coloured, but is now b/w as it is etched into the card as an anti-forgery thing:



No donor stuff; that's currently being discussed.
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« Reply #3395 on: 12 Jan 2011, 15:53 »

Yeah, 'cause you can't get ANY of that information from a simple google/facebook.

I am terrible at e-stalking people. I leave that to my other, better, creepier half.

I thought everyone had boring pink circles.

I can't take a picture that isn't blurry right now, but I've got a red outline of something that is a cross between the shape of Ohio and the shape of a heart.
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« Reply #3396 on: 12 Jan 2011, 16:16 »

Ah, the Minnesota Driver's license.



Mine just straight up says DONOR on it, no little symbol. So boring.
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« Reply #3397 on: 12 Jan 2011, 16:32 »

So you're saying the Minnesota driver's licence is something of a bleak and desolate wasteland?
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« Reply #3398 on: 12 Jan 2011, 16:36 »

here is a picture of me from when i was in the ramones

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« Reply #3399 on: 12 Jan 2011, 16:51 »

I managed a nice little smirk in my most recent one.

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