It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
It seems a shame you can only use him once this month.
Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.Dude is hardcore.
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!
Pat is less Princess Peach and more Princess Peach Fuzz
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews
[00:07] Liz: Jordan tell us how you feel about Edison.[00:08] Ozy: FUCK YOU LIZ[00:08] Ozy: has left the room
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK
Dear God, I hope it's smooth.
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
Standard day out.
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
She has no name yet. Also, she came from the little Cotswold village called Dean.
princy, this is the time to think with your vagina
nipples are deactivated at birth, to prevent misfires and accident