Hey guys, have I mentioned that I moved to a new apartment?

An
awesome new apartment.That's the view from my back porch (note: I have a back porch!) For size reference, here's a peek down the main hallway:

This is a two bedroom apartment in the middle of Chicago. I am pretty jazzed. The two main downsides are that I'm no longer right next to a grocery store, and this:

Every time I walk up it I imagine myself crashing through to the realm of the Mole People.
ADDITION: Whenever I see a photo of myself taken at that angle I marvel at how far my glasses displace things.