Dude, you've really got a thing for purple don't you? It looks pretty only alright on you.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.
Purple is the in colour this season.Sad but true.
He wants to be everyone's friend and when there is internal strife he is the first to get confused. Occasionally he manages to get himself out of sticky situations by claiming mental deficiency by virtue of where he was born.
Walking down Broadway on Tuesday, we were stopped by a dude on a bike whose opening line was "you guys like indie rock". Notice I didn't need to put a question mark in there.
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
Cross-dressing national monuments are always exciting.
Everybody on this forum is a stalker.
[00:07] Liz: Jordan tell us how you feel about Edison.[00:08] Ozy: FUCK YOU LIZ[00:08] Ozy: has left the room
- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene
I have rats!
We have a connection.
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!
It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.
also at one point mid-sex she asked me "what do you think about commercialism in art?"
I fixed my bike yesterday.
So I managed to catch some awful eye thing from the goddamn cat. Eye has been kinda swollen since Thursday, got meds and woke up like THIS.[photo]fucking ow.