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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3750 on: 08 Dec 2009, 20:43 »

Whatev you dudes, that horse was DANCING.

People probably spent millions of dollars teaching that horse to dance and enjoy it. When I see things like this I want to hang myself.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3751 on: 08 Dec 2009, 20:56 »

Hush, Jordan. You just wish you were half as awesome as I am.

The sad thing is, I really do.

I haven't rode a four-legged hoofed mammal since I worked on my grandpa's ranch. Sort of miss it.
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« Reply #3752 on: 08 Dec 2009, 21:30 »



Making Christmas Presents, woo!

I actually made two more after I took that photo, but I can't be bothered taking another one. Just imagine a yellow and a light blue doll in there as well.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3753 on: 08 Dec 2009, 21:57 »

People probably spent millions of dollars teaching that horse to dance and enjoy it. When I see things like this I want to hang myself.

At the risk of sounding overly trainer-like:

You can spend a crap-ton of time and money with the best trainers in the world to make your horse do stuff like that. You cannot make the horse learn to enjoy it, though. I have seen plenty of world-class, talented horses who honestly do not enjoy their work.
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« Reply #3754 on: 08 Dec 2009, 21:58 »

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3755 on: 08 Dec 2009, 22:00 »

At the risk of sounding overly trainer-like:

You can spend a crap-ton of time and money with the best trainers in the world to make your horse do stuff like that. You cannot make the horse learn to enjoy it, though. I have seen plenty of world-class, talented horses who honestly do not enjoy their work.

As Dorothy Parker once said: "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

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« Reply #3756 on: 08 Dec 2009, 23:29 »

Also I taught a horse to ground tie and heel in two days with almost no prompting whatsoever. It is not hard. They are like dogs, but a little stupider, given that they do not have the keen predator intellect that dogs do. Given enough time, I could probably spend a few hours every afternoon for 6 months, maybe a year depending on the animal, and teach them to do that (if I knew how to teach it, that is). It is entirely feasible.

Also, Switty, you can fix horses with wrenches, but it is better to use your fist because it is less likely to permanently injure them. Y'know how my advice about horses is always "you punch them in the face"? Well, it is mostly true.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3757 on: 08 Dec 2009, 23:45 »

my experiences with horses are that they're assholes (my step-brother's bites) but very pretty to see them running around playing in the pasture when you first wake up
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« Reply #3758 on: 09 Dec 2009, 00:07 »

People probably spent millions of dollars teaching that horse to dance. When I see things like this I want to hang myself.

Fixed my post. It isn't about the horse enjoying it. It is about a waste of resources.
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« Reply #3759 on: 09 Dec 2009, 00:17 »

why? it's kinda the same with professional sports but i don't think you were a i hate sports guy. that horse probably made it's handlers much more money than they put in
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« Reply #3760 on: 09 Dec 2009, 00:26 »

I don't really agree with how much money is spent on professional athletes either. I like watching sports, but it is pretty ridiculous how much money they make. Sure the horse made its handlers money, but what did they do with that money? did they put it toward a good cause or did they use it to buy a diamond encrusted stable or some bullshit like that.
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« Reply #3761 on: 09 Dec 2009, 00:33 »

Do you like watching movies, Jace? Do you like playing computer games? Unless you spend your down-time staring at a blank wall for fun it's not really fair to get upset about how much money somebody's hobby or livelihood consumes.
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« Reply #3762 on: 09 Dec 2009, 01:11 »

Also, seriously? The reason I am not a professional trainer or instructor is because of how much money they make. For each horse, there is probably only one person who makes shit tons of money, and it really does not pay THAT well. The [owner of the] winner of the Kentucky Derby gets $2 million, a blanket of roses, and bragging rights. Most horses do not win more than one major race, although they may place well in others. In fact, the last time a single horse won all three races in the Triple Crown was in 1978 with Affirmed, the most famous being Secretariat in 1973. Neither went on to do as well after that.

Yeah, $2m seems like a lot of money for one race, but I think the Derby has the biggest purse for stakes races, I don't know of any competitions that offer comparable purses, AND horses are really fucking expensive. The last stable I worked for was spending $500 a month on feed for 12 horses, and that was with no additions and just shit bargain brand (essentially the equivalent of dry dog food). Add in vet bills, tack, paying the grooms and the trainers, facilities maintenance and upkeep, and property taxes for all that land and it starts to add up. After taking what I know of expenses and basically tripling it for quality (minus property taxes cuz I don't know nothin bout that), Double Eagle Ranch probably spent around $350,000, give or take, on Mine That Bird for a single year before he won the Derby. I am not saying it isn't a lucrative position, but I don't think the margin is as wide as you think.


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« Reply #3763 on: 09 Dec 2009, 01:30 »

From what I understand the people who make the most money off of horses are the bookies.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3764 on: 09 Dec 2009, 02:42 »

PHOTO:

THEME: DRINKING!

(I was wrong and I am pretty ignorant, lets fuggetaboutit)
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« Reply #3765 on: 09 Dec 2009, 10:04 »

(dolls)

Making Christmas Presents, woo!

I actually made two more after I took that photo, but I can't be bothered taking another one. Just imagine a yellow and a light blue doll in there as well.

Those are really cool.  I like the variety, not just in the colors but the patterns as well.
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« Reply #3766 on: 09 Dec 2009, 12:04 »

Also, seriously? The reason I am not a professional trainer or instructor is because of how much money they make.

Seconded. Also I hate dealing with clients. Also I would lose my amateur status and would then have to show in the same classes as other, more seasoned trainers. So pretty much I train my own horses, and do a few training sessions (unpaid) for my friends' horses every so often. Works pretty well for me.
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« Reply #3767 on: 09 Dec 2009, 12:34 »

oh god i am like 80 and a woman when did this happen

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« Reply #3768 on: 09 Dec 2009, 12:37 »

Nah I like that picture.

That picture makes me think you are standing outside a Minor Threat show in 1981 on a freezing DC night, smiling because you are high on life.
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« Reply #3769 on: 09 Dec 2009, 13:40 »

Sean is my Internet little brother, I can't hit on him.

All of you need to watch it.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3770 on: 09 Dec 2009, 13:43 »

That's an awesome picture in which you neither look like an old lady or a homeless person.
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« Reply #3771 on: 09 Dec 2009, 13:44 »

The outfit tries hard, but it does not succeed in any way.
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« Reply #3772 on: 09 Dec 2009, 14:03 »

I never said that the outfit didn't work.  It actually looks good.  It just has that vague 80-year-old woman look about it.  It's the hood, really.
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« Reply #3773 on: 09 Dec 2009, 14:13 »

Or convection.
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« Reply #3774 on: 09 Dec 2009, 14:51 »

I basically look like that all the time.

Sean, dang song. You make my artist heart squirm as a lusty dusty about that photo mahoto!
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« Reply #3775 on: 09 Dec 2009, 15:23 »

Dang Sean. You are hella good looking.

Beat me to it. Gonna saw it anyways. Phwoar.
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« Reply #3776 on: 09 Dec 2009, 15:30 »

He looks warm to me, which I assume was the point.

Some people dress for functional reasons sometimes.

this. my hair was soaked at this point so i thought fuck this i want a hood.

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« Reply #3777 on: 09 Dec 2009, 16:45 »

Tommy, stop trolling for fantasy fodder on the boards.  You're interrupting the intense discussion about whether and to what degree sean resembled a Polish peasant woman circa 1930.
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« Reply #3778 on: 09 Dec 2009, 16:52 »

Also the singer from We Are Scientists.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #3779 on: 09 Dec 2009, 17:08 »

andy's it's not even 5pm jeez

what the hell ass are you talking about you don't speak english get off my planet you alien.
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« Reply #3780 on: 09 Dec 2009, 18:35 »

actually tommy oddly enough i sort of was raped. a drunk chick sort of accosted me. i didn't mind though she was cute.

and oddly more enough heritage wise im half polish. so yeah, polish woman would be correct.
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« Reply #3781 on: 09 Dec 2009, 22:26 »

You people are crazy. Plus I wouldn't hit a car with a wrench, that's just silly. Plus I've never been as much as within arm's reach of a horse. That said, get back to posting pictures you jerks. Or so help me I'll post one myself.
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« Reply #3782 on: 09 Dec 2009, 22:50 »

He'll do it too!
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« Reply #3783 on: 10 Dec 2009, 04:34 »


I will drink to that. Mmmm catsup.
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« Reply #3784 on: 10 Dec 2009, 06:46 »

ketchup damn you.

catsup sounds and looks gross.

Edit: I just looked up ketchup on the wikipedia, and damn, there is banana ketchup in the Philippines.
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« Reply #3785 on: 10 Dec 2009, 07:11 »

Jufrans is freaking GREAT. Especially the hot Jufran's!
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« Reply #3786 on: 10 Dec 2009, 15:42 »

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Ketchup (also spelled catsup or catchup), also known as tomato ketchup, tomato sauce, red sauce, Tommy sauce, Tommy K, or dead horse,[1]

Tommy sauce? dead horse? I love ketchup on everything but now I'm re-thinking that.
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« Reply #3787 on: 10 Dec 2009, 16:07 »

Whatttt tomato sauce and red sauce are not ketchup.
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« Reply #3788 on: 10 Dec 2009, 16:19 »

They are here. What you call ketchup we call tomato sauce. What you call tomato sauce we generally call pasta (or napoli, if you want to be technical) sauce. Obviously the wiki article is taking that into consideration when listing the different names for it.
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« Reply #3789 on: 10 Dec 2009, 16:24 »

Next you're going to tell me you have Christmas in the summer or something ludicrous like that.
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« Reply #3790 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:31 »

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Ketchup (also spelled catsup or catchup), also known as tomato ketchup, tomato sauce, red sauce, Tommy sauce, Tommy K, or dead horse,[1]
dead horse? I love ketchup on everything but now I'm re-thinking that.

Rhyhmhing slang!
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« Reply #3791 on: 10 Dec 2009, 17:50 »

okay, I'll give you that, but not Tommy sauce. I will not go near Tommy's sauce.
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« Reply #3792 on: 10 Dec 2009, 20:20 »

Hrrnnggg ah goddamnit I just changed my sig like yesterday
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« Reply #3793 on: 10 Dec 2009, 20:24 »

I'll take it!
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« Reply #3795 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:09 »

Allow me reuse an old photothread trope:

I got a box today!


BOX BOX BOX WHATS INSIDE?


Shiny!


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« Reply #3796 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:19 »

Ugh do not remind me about my current problems.

My battery life is like 30 minutes
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« Reply #3797 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:43 »

That box was shipped through FedEx!

(I work there, the label is familiar. I hope you are satisfied with our excellent service!)
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« Reply #3798 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:45 »

Ugh do not remind me about my current problems.

My battery life is like 30 minutes

I get 3.

I win.

And lose.
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« Reply #3799 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:53 »

yo, de_el, where did you get your glasses?

I'm sick of my glasses and the prescription is a little off,  I tried on a pair like that once that looked awesome on me but nowhere around here has them.
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