FAKE MUSTACHE FAKE MUSTACHE FAKE MUSTACHE.
So, I found out that next semester, I'll be living in an apartment named after some dude whose last name was Beard. I think that, when I move in, I will wear a fake beard and then act surprised when I find out that it isn't named Beard Hall because everyone there has beards.
Is this a good idea, Y/N.
(If I do it, I'll definitely post pictures)