So I have this tendency to be super shy around girls, and really chatty and outgoing with dudes. For some reason, this makes me appear nonthreatening to women, and as a result, I have a lot of female friends. Lately I've been noticing them exhibiting some unusual behaviors.
This Saturday, a girl I kinda dig came into town from Oakland, where she lives. We had basically two hours of one-on-one at the bar, which is incredibly rare, as my attention span is usually 10min or less (and due to my shyness, with girls I'm usually out of there in less than 3). Then my friend, let's call her Tara, came up and started basically having a conversation entirely to herself, but directed at everybody, primarily me. I was basically stuck there, because I had nothing to contribute, and the girl I was with had nothing to say either.
This girl wasn't even the only one who seemed hell-bent on fucking up my conversation with the lady. Then another girl I know appeared, and she wouldn't stop addressing every single thing she said exclusively to me. And when I tried to bring The Girl I Dig into the conversation, she would cut me off halfway through my goddamn sentence and finish it incorrectly, where I'd have to say "Well actually I was gonna say ______." And then I'm the one who felt like a dick, because I had nothing to say to the two convo-wreckers, and so it felt like it was my fault the conversation disintegrated into two girls talking about how much weight they've lost.
Meanwhile, The Girl I Dig and I are both 140lbs or less, super fit, blah blah. It was a good time and it turned into an "I'm a fat person but look at me I'm slightly less fat than before, congratulate me" and IOwhefuiosejrthdIOWHJEIFrgiosjeriogsioe
tl;dr next time I'm just gonna ask her if we can go for a walk. Alone. No dumb drunk girls to ruin the conversation we're having, no too-loud music, nothing but us and the sidewalk and a good personal connection. God damn itttt