i used to really struggle with haircuts when i lived in guelph and markham because the only salons i could find were these really prissy ultra-feminine ones where the stylists didn't ever seem to know what to do when i told them what kind of hair i wanted (usually something really short and kind of gay). they'd consistently either leave it way too long or just give me some ultra uninteresting, utterly unflattering nonsense. now i have a middle aged, extremely gay dude with lots of experience for a hairstylist which rules because all i gotta do is give him the basic rundown of what kind of hair i want and clarify that i am actively trying to look really androgynous so, you know, just make me look kind of like an attractive dude, and then he gets really excited and goes to town on it and i always end up with something really exciting and fun. he's not cheap so i only get my hair cut once every four months now but man, do i ever look forward to it. you're the best, allan.