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Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
BrittanyMarie:
allyallyally this is unsolicited advice BUT man if you are not down with the prescription stuff getting fucked up is uh also you medicating, just self-medicating. i know from experience that it actually makes everything suck more when you're not totally fucked up!
says the girl whose co-workers and friends legitimately thought she was an alcoholic so kind of forced her to go to a counselor and now is on prescription anti anxiety/depression meds and is a quadbillion times better as in panic attacks/depression comas don't come around as often and when they do aren't as severe (and now doesn't drink very much at all)
Patrick:
Failed to come down from my high before going into work. Stupid damn California trees. Anyway, the team leader tonight is this new girl, she's been at this store for 4 weeks after two months of training at the San Ramon store. She also just recently moved to the Bay Area from Colorado and doesn't know anybody.
So tonight being my first night working alone in my own section, she comes in and gives me a hand, all trying to be buddy buddy with the new kid on his first night after training. I'm sorry dude, but it is awkward enough to be me in a tampon aisle (sorry dudettes I don't hate on that whole menstruation thing I just kinda got conditioned by growing up with my mom and sister making my adolescence very awkward with their attempts to have the Dad Talk with me), let alone me working in a tampon aisle, let alone me working completely buck stoned working next to my female superior and trying with every ounce of restraint in my body to not ask her, "What the hell do you people need this many fucking types for?" out of stoned pranksterism.
Why do I do this to myself why do I always find the most awkward thing ever and stick myself right at dead center of the stage
snalin:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 09 Sep 2010, 01:13 ---the Dad Talk with me
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Is this really a thing outside the world of sitcoms?
Slick:
Patrick they are boxes of things that people want to buy. You can be fairly adult about it. I'm relatively certain you won't give a shit about it in a week or two.
nobo:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 09 Sep 2010, 01:13 ---
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For a second I thought you still worked at Home Depot so your story made no fucking sense.
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