Last night I was hanging out with some friends. One of them brought another of their friends along, and this girl spent the entire night doing everything possible to try and sleep with me. I tried to counter this by being as rude as I could possibly muster, which I'll say is pretty fucking rude. For her first move, she asked to borrow my phone, saved her number in it, then called herself with it to get my number. Later, one of my friends was sitting on me, and the girl started getting all grabby on me. My friend moved to another seat in the car (we were parked) and the girl decided she'd take the opportunity to wrap a leg around me, grab one of my hands, and softly bite my neck. At that point I took my free hand, used it to move her leg off of me, and told her "Look, knock that shit off, it's annoying me to absolutely no end." Where she comes from, though, apparently means the exact opposite of what I think it means.
30 minutes after having been bitten, I left with one of my friends, at which point the girl texted me with a frowny face asking me why I left. I replied with "Because I felt like it, go away." This apparently meant "I want you" to her, though.
I mean, yeah, it was flattering. 'Cause she was pretty goddamn cute. But for the love of God, I shouldn't be sleeping with anybody. Ever. Let alone somebody that goddamn crazy.