Topic: Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread. - A (Read 323432 times)

Ballard · « **Reply #2000 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:21 »

Christ, we're really devolving as a society if grown adults refer to the vagina as a ladypart.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2001 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:38 »

It's been pretty common for several years. Euphemisms themselves are generally more common, no matter what the genitals. I mean, really ladypart and ladybits is better than cooter, cootch, beaver, muff, muffin, snatch, vag, vajayjay, pussy and gash.

i forgot box too!

pilsner · « **Reply #2002 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:40 »

someone saw the vagina monologues

coochy-snorcher

Ballard · « **Reply #2003 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:44 »

I think it's juvenile sounding.

Much as I am a fan of the term "lady friend", euphemisms for genitalia are stupid and will always be stupid.

Unless they're like "Dr. Dimension Bender" or something.

Really it only works for dicks and only if you're being a huge nerd.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2004 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:44 »

ha, no! i just think they're all hilarious. i forgot pussy though, hence the edit. that's the most obvious one! i'm disappointed in myself.

Scarychips · « **Reply #2005 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:45 »

So, is calling vaginas "stargates" alright or not?

pilsner · « **Reply #2006 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:46 »

Depends on whether or not you are gynecologist.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2007 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:48 »

as a woman myself, it would definitely be weirder to have a guy call mine a vagina. like, sure, doctor please don't put your anything near there now
(i would like if my gyno called it a stargate)

scarred · « **Reply #2008 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:50 »

Speaking of vaginas, someone on Sexbox Live had the handle "P1NK POUNDER 69" the other day.

I lol'd

Lines · « **Reply #2009 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:52 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 08 Dec 2009, 20:45

So, is calling vaginas "stargates" alright or not?

I would let the right person call my vag a stargate.

Actually, if a boy calls my vagina by its proper name, I will be displeased. Be creative. It's a silly place and deserves a silly name.

Ballard · « **Reply #2010 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:55 »

This is what I get for arguing the point on a forum (barely) affiliated with a webcomic.

scarred · « **Reply #2011 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 20:59 »

What's a webcomic?

Drill King · « **Reply #2012 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:02 »

Oh man whenever a guy says the word vagina it gets them about a meter farther from ever being near mine. Serious I can't handle that I feel like I'm at the doctor, it's like if I called it a penis,"Put your penis inside my vagina"

UGGHTTR

I am the biggest advocate for vagina in non-sexual contexts though, but I am totally a fan of slang.

tania · « **Reply #2013 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:06 »

Quote from: Ballard on 08 Dec 2009, 20:55

This is what I get for arguing the point on a forum (barely) affiliated with a webcomic.

i don't think it's exclusive to webcomics, dude. if i asked all of my friends right now i don't think i'd find a single one who uses only the term "vagina" to refer to that area of the female body and absolutely nothing else. imo it has a lot less to do with maturity and a lot more to do with the meanings and emotions that people tend to associate with certain words - for many people, "vagina" is a very dry and clinical word and just doesn't cut it in a lot of situations.

not to say your opinion isn't valid and you aren't entitled to it (because you are) but unfortunately, you're probably going to find that not a lot of people are going to agree with you on it.

pilsner · « **Reply #2014 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:11 »

There's a train station in Toronto called "Spadina." I mentally giggle every time I pass by it, which is usually at least twice a day. I know I shouldn't but I still do.

Reed · « **Reply #2015 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:16 »

There's a ski resort in Vermont called Sugarbush. Say that without giggling!

Tyler · « **Reply #2016 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:27 »

Quote from: tania on 08 Dec 2009, 21:06

Quote from: Ballard on 08 Dec 2009, 20:55
This is what I get for arguing the point on a forum (barely) affiliated with a webcomic.

i don't think it's exclusive to webcomics, dude. if i asked all of my friends right now i don't think i'd find a single one who uses only the term "vagina" to refer to that area of the female body and absolutely nothing else. imo it has a lot less to do with maturity and a lot more to do with the meanings and emotions that people tend to associate with certain words - for many people, "vagina" is a very dry and clinical word and just doesn't cut it in a lot of situations.

not to say your opinion isn't valid and you aren't entitled to it (because you are) but unfortunately, you're probably going to find that not a lot of people are going to agree with you on it.

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Johnny C · « **Reply #2017 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 21:59 »

do what samuel pepys did, call it a cunny!

Drill King · « **Reply #2018 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:00 »

My mother says cunny. :c

pilsner · « **Reply #2019 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:01 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 08 Dec 2009, 21:59

do what samuel pepys did, call it a cunny!

Why. Do. You. Know. That.

Ballard · « **Reply #2020 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:04 »

I find that in intimate situations, I rarely have to refer to anything at all. Sex doesn't require meticulous instructions, so I'm not particularly afraid of putting a lady off by saying the word vagina.

I'm talking mostly about conversational language. The only other situations in which you'd require a word for genitalia are scientific/medical, in which vagina is quite apt, or humorous, in which case anything is fair game because you're joking duh.

Just not ladybits, dudes. Come on.

Johnny C · « **Reply #2021 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:08 »

Quote from: pilsner on 08 Dec 2009, 22:01

Quote from: Johnny C on 08 Dec 2009, 21:59
do what samuel pepys did, call it a cunny!^[1]

Why. Do. You. Know. That.

^[1]Pepys, Samuel. Excerpted from The Diary. Norton Anthology of English Literature, Vol. C: The Restoration & The Eighteenth Century; 8th edition. Ed. Lawrence Lipking, James Noggle et al. New York: W. W. Norton & Company. P. 2138.

pilsner · « **Reply #2022 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:11 »

So there's a Norton Anthology with the word "cunny" in it? I feel better about the world.

Johnny C · « **Reply #2023 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:12 »

Exact quote:

Quote from: Oct. 25, 1668

And at night W. Batelier comes and sups with us; and after supper, to have my head combed by Deb, which occasioned the greatest sorrow to me that I ever knew in this world; for my wife, coming up suddenly, did find me embracing the girl con my hand sub su coats; and indeed, I was with my main in her cunny.

Later, Mrs. Pepys threatens to join the Catholic Church in retaliation!

Johnny C · « **Reply #2024 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 22:14 »

Cats from the seventeenth and eighteenth century were all about the bilat^[2].

^[2]Filipinio slang; loosely translated, "pussy."

Yayniall · « **Reply #2025 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 04:19 »

I don't like hearing the word vagina and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eyelid I will refer to my dick or my rod or my johnson.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #2026 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 04:21 »

Rod is awful. Please tell me you never use that in a sexual situation, because EW UGH

est · « **Reply #2027 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 04:34 »

I don't understand how "ladypart" is juvenile. It's not like we're claiming you're ever gonna be using the term in a sexual situation, it's just a light-hearted, non-clinical way of referring to something for which most of the common slang terms are pretty dumb/demeaning/crass.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #2028 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 04:55 »

I'm not hearing any love for 'Mimsy' or 'Tuppy'.

Aside from the voices which scream at me about it all day ever day. However, those are restricted to the inside of my mind I believe.

Drill King · « **Reply #2029 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 05:01 »

Rod is pretty bad, bone is really bad. Basically anything but dick and cock are pretty weird to use in the bedroom. to me at least, I had this guy go once,"Oh I am gonna RAM YOU so hard"

I just left.

*I think this is my best page break.

Beren · « **Reply #2030 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 05:03 »

Did you leave mid ram and he miss and fall over?

I hope so.

Ram. Yuck. It's almost something you need a running start for.

tania · « **Reply #2031 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 05:51 »

"snatch" and "lady downstairs" are what i tend to favour whenever the subject of genitals comes up (probably way too often during conversations with me).

pilsner · « **Reply #2032 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 06:00 »

Quote from: Beren on 09 Dec 2009, 05:03

Ram. Yuck. It's almost something you need a running start for.

Not to mention the 6 guys it takes to carry the damn thing, and the fact that it might have an animal head. I we're talking about t-shirt levels of bad.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #2033 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 07:43 »

Quote from: pilsner on 09 Dec 2009, 06:00

it might have an animal head.

One of the more compelling arguments I've heard in favour of circumcision.

Alex C · « **Reply #2034 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 08:57 »

Quote from: Drill King on 09 Dec 2009, 05:01

bone is really bad.

Man, guys don't really say that in the bedroom, do they? I've used it in other contexts before, but that was precisely because it is such a goofy thing to say and because there was nobody I wanted to have sex with around. It makes you come across like this. So, best case scenario, you might remind the lady of Ray Smuckles. That's not much of a best case scenario.

ummmkay · « **Reply #2035 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 10:49 »

at least you'd know she reads achewood.

pilsner · « **Reply #2036 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:33 »

I'm not sure I necessarily want a lady who reads Achewood. I mean, I'd like to think I'm not so narcissistic that I can sleep with a girl who isn't a female version of myself.

Liz · « **Reply #2037 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:35 »

I read Achewood.

Just sayin'.

öde · « **Reply #2038 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:36 »

I think I'm that narcissistic.

pilsner · « **Reply #2039 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:38 »

Quote from: Liz on 09 Dec 2009, 13:35

I read Achewood.

Just sayin'.

do you come here often

calenlass · « **Reply #2040 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:42 »

Dan I do not appreciate you putting yourself all out there like some hussy when we are supposed to get married someday. Remember? You promised me diamonds!

Liz · « **Reply #2041 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:44 »

Quote from: pilsner on 09 Dec 2009, 13:38

do you come here often

Every day, baby. nudge nudge wink wink.

Lines · « **Reply #2042 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:45 »

I love how this thread is no longer about fashion.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2043 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:47 »

How fashionable is recognizing Achewood? Discuss.

pilsner · « **Reply #2044 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:48 »

A thread that never goes off-topic is a thread that has missed it's opportunity to be awesome.

Liz · « **Reply #2045 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:50 »

Liz · « **Reply #2046 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 13:53 »

No I just want to get back to fashion now, that is all.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2047 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 14:04 »

Liz that is a very lovely bag but it would be much nicer in crimson or dark green.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2048 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 14:08 »

Let's not discuss this over and over.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2049 on:** 09 Dec 2009, 14:13 »

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