Topic: Re: Blog Thread IIa: Beyond Blogosphere. (Read 214464 times)

pilsner · « **Reply #3750 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:31 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 23:23

Yes I should really try harder to see "the lighter side" of spending an entire day paralysed by hopelessness and self-loathing.

You dick.

Seeing the lighter side is exactly what you want to do. Anyway it couldn't have been the whole day. At some point you must have been taking a dump, and you must have been so into the dump you completely forgot about the self-loathing and paralyzing depression. And then you took a look at your handiwork and you said to yourself: "That came out of me. That's more than I ate in the last week. How the fuck did that happen?? That wasn't a bowel movement, it was a bowel symphony. My poop has defied the laws of conservation of mass. I have pooped myself into a physics anomaly. There may be a small wormhole in my duodenum. At any moment Ferengis could come tearing out of my ass." And you felt a small sense of accomplishment. But then you realized that you were deriving pride from the size of your dump and the crushing sense of hopelessness returned.

But for those few moments, as you stared into that porcelain bowl, you were a king.

Slick · « **Reply #3751 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:33 »

My theory is that guys spend so long taking a dump because it is the only time they let themselves enjoy their anus.

Slick · « **Reply #3752 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:34 »

Well, that's two posts in a row talking 'bout butt sex.

pilsner · « **Reply #3753 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:35 »

Dude in this enlightened age we live in there are lots of heterosexual men who feel perfectly comfortable asking their heterosexual partners for a little anal stimulation. And gay dudes... well I feel like I shouldn't have to go down that road.

JD · « **Reply #3754 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:36 »

You guys should teach Sex Ed classes.

Slick · « **Reply #3755 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:38 »

But dude in this enlightened age people still get uptight and afraid of the notion that their sexuality might not be as rigid as they'd like and may feel threatened by admitting enjoyment out of anal stimulation.

And of course we all know that the real point behind enlightenment is so that you can look down on everyone who isn't enlightened.

pilsner · « **Reply #3756 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:42 »

Fuck yes. That's why zen buddhist monks who achieve sartori are all: "BOOYAH SARTORI IN YOUR FACE I AM THE CLOSEST TO BUDDHA NATURE WOOOOOOOOO"

Fucking zen buddhist monks man. Fucking zen buddhist monks.

Slick · « **Reply #3757 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:45 »

Now I am just thinking about buddhist monks fucking.

Presumably we can write this off to me losing faith in my father figure and thus seeing all the ink blots as butt sex?

Quote from: Jace on 01 Dec 2009, 16:56

I found this.
Goddammit america. Just... goddammit.

The funny part about not buying christmas gifts because the place doesn't have enough christ in it's christmas sale is that Jesus would presumably be appalled at the reckless, needless expenditures of christmas time.

pilsner · « **Reply #3758 on:** 02 Dec 2009, 23:51 »

What you should do is find out how to make other people see butt sex in ink blots and take over the porn industry with your hot skanky blot business.

Jace · « **Reply #3759 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 00:00 »

Quote from: pilsner on 02 Dec 2009, 23:31

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 23:23
Yes I should really try harder to see "the lighter side" of spending an entire day paralysed by hopelessness and self-loathing.

You dick.

Seeing the lighter side is exactly what you want to do. Anyway it couldn't have been the whole day. At some point you must have been taking a dump,

Gonna tap this convo right here. I have had days where I literally stay in bed the entire day sleeping because I am upset with my life. I don't get up and take a dump, or eat, or anything. I just stay laying in bed, and wake up and sleep until I physically cannot sleep any longer.

Dovey, I feel you. I know what it feels like to lose entire days of the week.

Spluff · « **Reply #3760 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 01:10 »

Quote from: Slick on 02 Dec 2009, 23:38

But dude in this enlightened age people still get uptight and afraid of the notion that their sexuality might not be as rigid as they'd like and may feel threatened by admitting enjoyment out of anal stimulation.

Are you using the words 'uptight' and 'rigid' on purpose or is this just coincidental?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3761 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 02:01 »

I just had a massive breakdown at work the likes of which I thought I was over

Fuck

I'm not over her I don't think

Fuck

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3762 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 04:45 »

Dear Postcount Thread

I have made 43 posts on this board today

Fuckin'

Inlander · « **Reply #3763 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 05:00 »

Is that what Elvis Costello would do, Dovey? Is it??

allison · « **Reply #3764 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 05:18 »

I work part-time in the customer service department at her company, and she's in HR. I've worked there for 9 months now, and I've gotten pretty close with some of the people in my office and they've been really good to me. This morning my mom woke me up to talk to me because she didn't know if she'd see me before we went into work tomorrow. She needed to tell me that one of the people I've worked closely with has leukemia. I'm really upset and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3765 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 06:58 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 23:09

Hey is it possible to get Seasonal Affective Disorder from the Summer? I know it's commonly a winter thing but I swear as soon as it gets warmer I tend to get the depressions and just generally feel lethargic as fuck.

Wikipedia:
"The condition in the summer is often referred to as Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder, and can also include heightened anxiety."
I am sorry that you feel this way Dovey that is a crap thing to have. =/

Ptommydski · « **Reply #3766 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 07:03 »

I look forward to the day we can all have our problems diagnosed by the Wikidoctor.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3767 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 07:14 »

Allison, I'm sorry, that is horrible news to get

I really don't want to pack up my room today. I have to clear absolutely everything except a tiny little cupboard (including my kitchen cupboard because it doesn't lock) and I have a lot of stuff. It's so frustrating that I'm not allowed to leave things in the (lockable) wardrobe - they will only be using my room for interview students and who the hell needs a wardrobe for one night?

All I'm allowed to leave out are books and folders on my bookshelf. Every single other thing has to be packed up and put somewhere else. They don't suggest anywhere, we're just expected to magically have someone with a big car prepared to drive to uni every eight weeks and collect all the stuff.

I'm going home by train so obviously I can't take everything I own. Instead I'm putting boxes into my friends' rooms; they had a compulsory 39-week contract because they're from another college and my college wanted to rip them off.

Yayniall · « **Reply #3768 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 08:54 »

My dearest blog thread. I am disaapointed by how short and dare I say poorly the barber trimmed my beard but enjoyed sampling brandy in the christmas market.

snalin · « **Reply #3769 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 09:16 »

We are making a play in a white box based one Gary Larson's (fictional) life and (quite real) drawings. It's gonna be awesome. I'll be working with sound with a girl in class who listens to the weirdest bands, so we'll probably be spending a lot of time playing around with audacity and sampling programs to see what comes out.

Also I'll be writing my fourth assignment this week today, and I still have one left. They've just been saving up all the work and have now decided to dump it on us right now. Fuckers.

Slick · « **Reply #3770 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 10:40 »

Quote from: Spluff on 03 Dec 2009, 01:10

Are you using the words 'uptight' and 'rigid' on purpose or is this just coincidental?

While I did not plan them that way, I assume Freud would say something about penises and call me gay or something.

Emaline · « **Reply #3771 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 11:23 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 23:09

Hey is it possible to get Seasonal Affective Disorder from the Summer? I know it's commonly a winter thing but I swear as soon as it gets warmer I tend to get the depressions and just generally feel lethargic as fuck.

Its entirely possible.

I'm worried that I may have SAD as well, since the same time last year I was freaking out for no real reason.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #3772 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 18:23 »

I freakin' hate packing.

Lines · « **Reply #3773 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 19:00 »

Found out today that my drawing professor from freshman year died. :c I mean, it feels like it wasn't long ago that he came into the store and was his usual chipper self. I was planning on stopping by my uni anyways to ask about getting a teaching certificate, but I'm definitely going to have to see if they are having a memorial for him.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3774 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 19:06 »

Hey I just realised that I get to have two summers in a row due to travelling in different hemispheres. =/

Jace · « **Reply #3775 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:07 »

Quote

(9:06:21 PM) andy: my boyfriend is older than hocking
(9:06:23 PM) andy: Oh god
(9:06:23 PM) andy: fuckkkkk

JD · « **Reply #3776 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:09 »

Truly a fate worse than death.

allison · « **Reply #3777 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:11 »

I'm sad and I don't know what do to because I don't get sad ever.

nobo · « **Reply #3778 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:15 »

Cheer up. There are snow angels in your near future. My best man and I would celebrate the first snow fall of every year in college by doing snow angels and snow wrestling, in our underwear (like so: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/nirvana98r/BeachDec07.jpg). Ok, now your turn.

jhocking · « **Reply #3779 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:17 »

Quote from: Jace on 03 Dec 2009, 20:07

Quote
(9:06:21 PM) andy: my boyfriend is older than hocking
(9:06:23 PM) andy: Oh god
(9:06:23 PM) andy: fuckkkkk

hahaha now I want to go on meebo and make fun of her

Inlander · « **Reply #3780 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:20 »

Too bad you're so old that you don't know what Meebo is or how to use it.

jhocking · « **Reply #3781 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:22 »

we're the same age

Inlander · « **Reply #3782 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:23 »

And I don't know what Meebo is or how to use it.

Case closed.

Lines · « **Reply #3783 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:25 »

Holy crap, Andy. Who are you dating, father time? Obviously you aren't dating Est, the Oldest of Old, but older than Old Man Hocking is pretty dang old.

Not that I can say much, because I'm starting to get old. Seriously. I have grey hairs for proof. See?

jhocking · « **Reply #3784 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:26 »

hm maybe there is something to this "too old to use meebo" thing, I can't figure out how to connect anymore.

Lines · « **Reply #3785 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:27 »

They made a new room. To keep you out.

Emaline · « **Reply #3786 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:34 »

fuuuuuucccckkk

Slick · « **Reply #3787 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:44 »

Man I wish I had a cool capybara pic.

GIS:
flaming capybara... NO
capybara on fire... NO
capybara attack... NO
capybara antarctica... NO
capybara penguins...

Not sure how this has anything to do with penguins, but hey, I'll take it.

allison · « **Reply #3788 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:47 »

Quote from: nobo on 03 Dec 2009, 20:15

Cheer up. There are snow angels in your near future. My best man and I would celebrate the first snow fall of every year in college by doing snow angels and snow wrestling, in our underwear (like so: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/nirvana98r/BeachDec07.jpg). Ok, now your turn.

But Nobo we don't haaave any snow!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3789 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 20:48 »

Quote from: Slick on 03 Dec 2009, 20:44

Man I wish I had a cool capybara pic.

Make a shirt saying you wish you had a cool capybara pic?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3790 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 21:17 »

Quote from: Linds on 03 Dec 2009, 19:00

Found out today that my drawing professor from freshman year died. :c I mean, it feels like it wasn't long ago that he came into the store and was his usual chipper self. I was planning on stopping by my uni anyways to ask about getting a teaching certificate, but I'm definitely going to have to see if they are having a memorial for him.

My freshman year of college, one of the girls I went to high school with died of a brain aneurysm. My high school was only 401 people in my class, so I totally knew her and it was really weird knowing that she was dead.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3791 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 21:36 »

Quote from: allison on 03 Dec 2009, 20:47

Quote from: nobo on 03 Dec 2009, 20:15
Cheer up. There are snow angels in your near future. My best man and I would celebrate the first snow fall of every year in college by doing snow angels and snow wrestling, in our underwear (like so: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/nirvana98r/BeachDec07.jpg). Ok, now your turn.

But Nobo we don't haaave any snow!

but you live in canada

JD · « **Reply #3792 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 21:41 »

I got frost today.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3793 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 21:47 »

Inlander · « **Reply #3794 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 22:03 »

Some magnificent combination of the two. The latter, but with the former's hat and moustache.

nobo · « **Reply #3795 on:** 03 Dec 2009, 22:04 »

Quote from: allison on 03 Dec 2009, 20:47

But Nobo we don't haaave any snow!

That doesn't sound very Canadian to me. You still have mounties though... right?

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #3796 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 00:06 »

Quote from: Inlander on 03 Dec 2009, 22:03

Some magnificent combination of the two. The latter, but with the former's hat and moustache.

I wish this were true. That would be the coolest detective ever. One who doesn't care about solving the murder because humanity ought to be extinct anyway and murder ist krieg!

Verergoca · « **Reply #3797 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 12:04 »

Is it bad to feel like an old man when you realize these days you can order foods via the interwebs, without even having to pick up a phone?!

TEKNOLOGY IS AWESUM!

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3798 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 12:55 »

Holy shit. My girlfriend just told me about the christmas present she got from her boss.

It's a check for 1500 dollars.

I'm in the wrong line of work. (She's a clerk at a worker's compensation law firm, I'm a research assistant.)

(On the other hand, she absolutely hates the work itself, but I will have slightly lower tolerance for complaints in the future.)

pwhodges · « **Reply #3799 on:** 04 Dec 2009, 16:32 »

Quote from: Verergoca on 04 Dec 2009, 12:04

Is it bad to feel like an old man when you realize these days you can order foods via the interwebs,

It wouldn't be appropriate, because I think old men know that sort of thing too.

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