Topic: Re: Blog Thread IIa: Beyond Blogosphere. (Read 214418 times)

LeeC · « **Reply #3850 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 17:54 »

Quote from: Liz on 06 Dec 2009, 17:51

I won't wear a bikini top if you are expecting that. Not my thing.

haha its cool, just google imaged tango and posted that. I wouldnt expect you to anyways.

tania · « **Reply #3851 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 19:08 »

so guess whose boss just paid for her to go to a buffet and stuff herself with delicious waffles and ice cream!

i am so full i think i might explode and die and my ice cream guts will go everywhere but i don't care because today was the best day ever and everything is so awesome right now, so awesome okay my guts are making noises time to lie down and remain totally immobile for the next six hours

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #3852 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 20:50 »

Hey Joe my dad's girlfriend makes those too but instead of the red insides it's devil's food cake and it is sooooooooo goooooooooooood.

I was also creative today though.

I also made a kickass wookie wreath, based on the SGR wookie.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3853 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

Recipe link plz Mrs Joe!

Hey Blog Thread. Not much is happening but I am planning on moving into Violent Dove's sweet house at the end of January. Now I gotta sell all my whitegoods and furniture! Dang.

Jace · « **Reply #3854 on:** 06 Dec 2009, 22:49 »

Note to self: lock bedroom door.
I hate when people open my door without knocking. I don't are if you knock, then open, but if my door is closed, I probably do not want to talk to you.

FIXDIX · « **Reply #3855 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 02:28 »

Dear Blog Thread,

Christina Hendricks

Sincerly,

OH MAN FUCK YES RED HEADS

Inlander · « **Reply #3856 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 03:45 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 06 Dec 2009, 22:39

Mrs Joe!

No no, she's not Mrs. Joe yet. That's the whole joke, remember?

Jace · « **Reply #3857 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 03:47 »

Aww yeah sneakin into a school spraying a bunch of inspirational stuff on the windows then leaving.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #3858 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:17 »

Depends on whether "inspirational stuff" is a euphemism for pee?

Inlander · « **Reply #3859 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:18 »

If you're lucky.

Yayniall · « **Reply #3860 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:32 »

Quote from: FIXDIX on 07 Dec 2009, 02:28

Dear Blog Thread,

Christina Hendricks

Sincerly,

OH MAN FUCK YES RED HEADS

not a real red head, nice mammaries though.

jhocking · « **Reply #3861 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 04:59 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 06 Dec 2009, 22:39

Recipe link plz Mrs Joe!

well here's the page that picture came from -
http://www.bakerella.com/red-velvet-cake-balls/

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3862 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 05:13 »

Maybe the kid meant cake balls? I was in this Chinese restaurant once and out of nowhere I hear this kid screaming, "WHAT'S A COCK BALLS!?"

öde · « **Reply #3863 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 07:56 »

Last night I dreamed of a strip that would end Achewood perfectly. Naturally, I can't remember what it was.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3864 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 08:27 »

Quote from: Jace on 06 Dec 2009, 22:49

Note to self: lock bedroom door.
I hate when people open my door without knocking. I don't are if you knock, then open, but if my door is closed, I probably do not want to talk to you.

Also other awkwardness can ensue. It did for me. Actually, my roommate busted in on me without knocking, it was really awkward, but then she did it again less than five minutes later, so it kind of makes me wonder.

pilsner · « **Reply #3865 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 09:06 »

All I'm saying is if you go to www.roommatemasturbating.com you might see someone you know.

Beren · « **Reply #3866 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 10:29 »

So I googled that just to see if there were interesting results. One of the first on the page reads "So I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating," and I can't can't can't figure out how that works.

Alex C · « **Reply #3867 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 10:35 »

Both of those posts confused me and I had to read Beren's post a second time just to get up to speed. Apparently my mind just wasn't ready to parse the idea of walking around and masturbating.

McTaggart · « **Reply #3868 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 10:57 »

I'm sure you can buy tools so that you don't even need a spare hand.

glyphic · « **Reply #3869 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 12:24 »

You'll be jogging nonchalantly through your neighborhood as a Tim Burton-esque machine grapples with your genitalia.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #3870 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 13:11 »

Terrible idea for dudes, because you wouldn't have as much blood circulating the rest of your body, and therefore your muscles would have a tougher time getting oxygen. It might result in brain damage.

LeeC · « **Reply #3871 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 13:14 »

Dear blag thread,
Tonight I tie up some loose ends and end this dawson creek episode from hell. lets just hope I survive unscathed

tania · « **Reply #3872 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 14:22 »

i finally decided to take a picture of this actual real-life sign in markham that i pass on my way home from work every day -

i guess it makes sense when there's lots of snow on the ground or something but since it hasn't really snowed all that much here yet, every time i see it i can't stop giggling like a jackass.

Slick · « **Reply #3873 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 15:52 »

Back home they don't even put signs, just red posts. It is a simpler world out there.

Jace · « **Reply #3874 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 15:58 »

Note to self: I fucking hate when people knock on my window to try and get my attention. Knock on the door, call me. Do not knock on my window. I will wake up angry and I will headbutt you.

LeeC · « **Reply #3875 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 16:30 »

Well I talked it through with the people and as far as I know I am now out of the drama situation. WOO HOO!

Inlander · « **Reply #3876 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 16:52 »

Quote from: Jace on 07 Dec 2009, 15:58

Do not knock on my window. I will wake up angry and I will headbutt you.

Don't forget to open the window first!

pwhodges · « **Reply #3877 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 17:07 »

Better knock on it to remind him.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3878 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 17:33 »

True story about first floor living:

My friend was working at his desk on his lap top when someone reached through his open window, grabbed his computer, and ran off.

My friend isn't the fastest of cats at the best of times, so it took him a minute to realize what had just happened. By the time he was out of his window the scoundrel had disappeared.

First floor living sucks. Especially if you're in Sciennes Court.

jhocking · « **Reply #3879 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 17:55 »

I'm assuming you mean it was swiped while your friend was away from their desk, but at first I imagined a thief grabbing it right from in front of him and he's like "huh? what just happened"

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #3880 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 18:00 »

I am not sure which he means but the thief swiping it from right in front of the person does happen. In some of the university dorms here the first floor windows open onto busy main streets and it is possible to reach in and grab things and has happened several times.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #3881 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 18:21 »

So today I told my boss I'm quitting.

I told her that the fact that I'm getting rostered on for 8 hours a week when the job I was hired for specifically stated that I would be working 20-35 hours per week is unacceptable. I told her that since I started working here a year ago my depression has worsened dramatically as a direct result of the shit I get put through at work and that I'm sick of coming home everyday crying and wanting to kill myself and everyone else. I told her that I find the way management speaks to me and the other staff to be incredibly disrespectful if not openly hostile and that being told "well you're a casual employee so we can roster you on for anywhere between 0 and 20 hours a week and you can't do anything about it so stop complaining" is incredibly fucked up. I told her that at this point it's all I can do not to tell the customers to go fuck themselves and just walking away.

My boss agreed that all my complaints are valid and that she will give me an awesome reference as I am apparently one of the best workers on her team. She also said that she's going to try and get me onto a part-time roster until I can find another job because "8 hours is fucking ridiculous".

Aw fuck now I need to find a new job fuck fuck fuck.

Spluff · « **Reply #3882 on:** 07 Dec 2009, 18:25 »

Quote from: Jace on 07 Dec 2009, 15:58

Note to self: I fucking hate when people knock on my window to try and get my attention. Knock on the door, call me. Do not knock on my window. I will wake up angry and I will headbutt you.

Why are you writing that note to yourself? Do you find yourself knocking on your own window regularly?

jodizzle · « **Reply #3883 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 02:28 »

Today I had my first fall at high speeds while skating! I was trying to teach myself to have no fear when going really fast and I missed a crossover and was all WOOSH BANG SLIDE ROLL and it was AWESOME!

Now I have my first lump and bruise (elbow) and my first rink rash (thigh!). Although really it is 'surfaced basketball court rash' but whatever. I also have the slowest forming bruise ever on my knee from practicing my falls. My knee just gets a shade darker every day.

I have however ripped a hole in my knee pads

BOOO.

But man guys, Derby is AWESOME, even when I am just teaching myself the drills. And I am getting so much exercise! As of Saturday I will be a fully fledged official member of Toowoomba City Rollers too!

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3884 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 02:34 »

Quote from: jhocking on 07 Dec 2009, 17:55

I'm assuming you mean it was swiped while your friend was away from their desk, but at first I imagined a thief grabbing it right from in front of him and he's like "huh? what just happened"

Nope. He was typing on it. His fingers were on the keyboard.

Eris · « **Reply #3885 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 02:38 »

Fuck You All, it's Shark Week.

jodizzle · « **Reply #3886 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 02:40 »

<3 <3 <3 Hannah

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #3887 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 02:45 »

Live every week like it's Shark Week

Eris · « **Reply #3888 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 03:10 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3889 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 03:15 »

Hannah stop that this is the Blog Thread not the Drawings Thread and certainly not the Cool & Good Things Thread.

Quote from: Spluff on 07 Dec 2009, 18:25

Why are you writing that note to yourself? Do you find yourself knocking on your own window regularly?

No but he forgets that he hates it

Jace · « **Reply #3890 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 03:48 »

I only forget how much I hate it until someone knocks on my goddamn window. It resonates throughout my room and I never know if it is someone trying to get my attention or just druggies running by fucking shit up.

Patrick · « **Reply #3891 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 04:00 »

DEAR BLAG

So my ex and I keep boning, then regretting it, then boning again. I think this is a problem.

Also, I have been consuming too many of the Marijuanas lately. I smoked 4 days ago, then yesterday, then today. A little bit upsetting, I don't like to smoke that frequently and it's starting to worry me, even though I have a fair degree of certainty that I'm not smoking to get away from my depression, I just happen to have my friends offer to share with me because most people in town got paid on the 5th. Still, the coincidence is too close for my comfort.

allison · « **Reply #3892 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 04:49 »

Working 50 hours a week and pretending I'm not going crazy.

Spluff · « **Reply #3893 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 05:09 »

So apparently my Mum's Melanoma was much better than they expected, and she has a high survival chance.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is o/

Jace · « **Reply #3894 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 05:10 »

\o

Also re: allison, Working 0 hours a week and reveling in going crazy

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3895 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 05:17 »

Working 50 hours every week, you get used to it but sometimes you cry for no reason.

tania · « **Reply #3896 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 06:18 »

working 50+ hours a week and occasionally still hoping for a day off that you can spend having some semblance of a social life before remembering over and over that every week is exactly the same as the last one and the time you spend with your coworkers is the only social life you're ever going to get from now on

Ptommydski · « **Reply #3897 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 06:23 »

Welcome to the working week.

glyphic · « **Reply #3898 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 06:26 »

We should have all become famous. Then we wouldn't have to destroy our souls in a corporate environment.

tania · « **Reply #3899 on:** 08 Dec 2009, 06:26 »

"working week" in north america typically means about 35 to 40 hours with two days off because the whole point of that term is that it distinguishes the days you spend working from the days you spend not working. when you work constantly and every single day that term becomes meaningless and there is no work week, only a work life.

welcome to your work life tania. now SWIM, SWIM FOREVER

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