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yikes. that sounds like a terrible date.
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Well yes but (sorry andy) she doesn't look half as fucking bad ass as this motherfucker in Poland.

Dude is hardcore.

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hm his point makes me think, did you log into a guest account by mistake? All the stuff you described as having disappeared are separate for each user.

Nope. Under username Jason.
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It was quite possibly one of the worst dates I've ever been on.

deferred from my first choice college (brown).

I cannot remember ever feeling this awful.

Man, that is all kinds of balls and crap. I am really really sorry.
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little bitty bird, with the flaxen hair, can i help you with the weight of the cross you bear?

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Do you want to go meet my cats?

I've got to try this line some time. It's a sure-fire winner!
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My many, many cats?
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I am really sorry to post this in here, and I honestly hate bitching, and I am sick and tired of it, and its my own fault, and I know it, and one of these days hopefully I will actually have something good and positive to post in here. Once again, I am really sorry to post more pissing and moaning, but I need to get this off my chest.


My parents have fucking screwed me over again. They have been planning on buying a house for awhile, and have been looking at houses. Since I live with them, you would think it would be kind of important that they inform me of the housing sitation. Of course, this would require them to act like adults and be responsible, which, I mean fuck, come on, we are talking about my family here. That's impossible. So of course whenever I would ask what was going on with the house, I would get the answer of "I don't know, Emaline!!!" up until they fucking came home from signing the papers on their new fucking house. And even then they couldn't fucking tell me. No, I learned of their new house by my mom shouting across the room to my father asking what the new address was so she could pm it to some dude from a webboard she posts on. That's how I was informed.

I can't move with them. If I do, I would have to quit my job because I need to live by the bus line to get to work. And where would I work then? Who the fuck is going to hire me? I have no fucking future, and I have no fucking clue what to do with my life, and why do I have the shittiest parents ever? I have until Febuary to figure out what the fuck I am going to do. I can't move out with friends, because as you may or may not have noticed, I have none. Plus, I am in debt, and have terrible fucking credit(thanks to my wonderous parents getting bills in my name and not paying them!).

So yeah, now I am in bed, balling my eyes out, trying to figure out what the fuck I am going to do. Please, feel free to ignore this post completely. I just needed to rant.


Ps. Dude had two cats.
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and its my own fault,

Of course not.

That sucks. Can you talk to your boss, see if there's anyone you can carpool with?
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No. My boss already gives me shit for riding the bus, even though I typically get there on time, and usually earlier than I am supposed, and some of the people who live right across the fucking street, and drive their own cars can rarely make it to work on time.
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Em,
Life can be a boatload of shit a bunch of the time. Maybe you can find a closer job? Maybe you could get a bike, how's the weather where you are in the winter? Cycling is awesome.


and its my own fault,

Of course not.
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My many, many cats?

Don't be silly, Dovey. You don't want to sound like a freak!

Also, Dear Blog Thread:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=nFNHeStx4-0
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Man, I am just going to have to hug Emaline till she feels better and then hug Harry until he wants to love again or he tells me to cut that shit out.
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James, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered trying homosexuality. I mean, the heterosexual life hasn't exactly been working for me.

. . . Okay, I'd be lying a little bit.
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Hey man I'm here for you.


I'm here for you.
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What, "here" in Canada? Pfft, fat lot of good that does me.
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Hey we're all under the same monarch, I figured I could try.

If we can't be together in the flesh at least we can be together in our love of the queen.
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Bah, sorry Emaline. Nothing in the way of suggestions but can give internet sympathy  :|
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Guys. GUYS. GUYS.

I just passed my driving test.
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Good for you  :lol:
now have a crash! you women driver
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now have a crash! you women driver

Seriously, is there a way to get rid of tiny text around here (I am talking about in general, I just quoted this as it's the latest occurrence)? It's really starting to shit me having to try and work out what it says, when it's generally pointless anyway.


Congratulations on passing your driver's test, by the way!
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If you highlight it and copy it into, say, the address bar, you can read it just fine.

Also, blog thread,

Who the hell invented spider spray? I found a whitetail whilst cleaning, went to spray it because I couldn't squish it (it was half hiding), and the damn spray just blew it across the room to my bed. I haven't found it yet, and don't particularly want to go to bed now.

Fuck spiders

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yeah, or I could quote it and it would turn up in the quickreply box. Doesn't make it any less annoying.


Man, fly spray is pretty nasty stuff. I have sprayed a spider and watch it immediately curl up and twitch until it died; it was a bit sad, but then again, I wanted to be sure that redback was as dead as I could get it.
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Dear blog thread,

I got a message on MySpace from a guy who books shows in Albany, NY. He wants me to noise it up at a show January 25th. HOLY FUCK.

-veep
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Holy crap, congrats.

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Awesome Shane!

Mog Mead,

I went to a concert last night. It was fun! Bro Loaf, a group of hardcore punk dudes who dressed like bros and threw shit to the crowd opened before some other hardcore punk band who's singer looked like some dude from AC/DC. Then Sean Wheeler (from Throw Rag) and Zander Schloss (from Circle Jerks) played an acoustic set. Some ska band from california played next, and finally Mustard Plug played a nice long set. Overall it was a really good show and fucking Sean Wheeler and Zander Schloss are cool fucking dudes.
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yeah, or I could quote it and it would turn up in the quickreply box. Doesn't make it any less annoying.

Or you could just outright ignore it and move on with your day. No sense getting worked up over something so small.

And Shane, absolute and big fucking congratulations, man. Now maybe I can start crashing on your couch when you hit it big.
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Dude, Shane.

o/

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I'm hoping the NYC/Western MA contingent can make it to the show. Or at the very least, red-haired girl I'm into.
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Ask her what she thinks of Mt Holyoke for me.

(Also I think it might have been Haymarket.  Haymarket has the best food.

Well, while she has Opinions about some of the people who attend hampshire college, she claims to 'not know much about holyoke'.

Sorry  :|
Haven't been to Haymarket. I'll question the local populace.
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is there a way to get rid of tiny text around here

This was actually something that I could have sworn was in the rules someplace, like "If you are going to use small text don't use text under 6, and don't use it all the goddamn time" but apparently maybe I am remembering it from another forum.
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Maps & Atlases concert tomorrow! I am still very excited, and if they are selling CDs and I can figure the damn thing out, I might try to put stuff up on mediafire!
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is there a way to get rid of tiny text around here

This was actually something that I could have sworn was in the rules someplace, like "If you are going to use small text don't use text under 6, and don't use it all the goddamn time" but apparently maybe I am remembering it from another forum.

I know we had a bit of a kerfuffle about it maybe a year or two ago, but I don't think it was ever formally codified as a forum rule here.
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GUYS. I got a job! I am now officially a corporate whore at a very large bank. If you use this bank, and you dial their 1-800 number to yell at people about your credit card, I might be the person trying to help you!

I feel like a grown up. It will be so nice to have insurance again; I have been paranoid lately about breaking a leg or something and owing thousands of dollars.
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To Blog Thread,

I spent about a good hour today copying and collating a million zillion forms to turn in for my Study Abroad application. It got pretty ridiculous, but now I have only one small hurdle to overcome--my Statement Of Purpose.

Yea I posted about it about a week or so ago in you, thread, but I've gone through about two drafts now. I'm hoping that this time around I can indicate my interest in studying abroad is more about a serious academic desire to study in an awesome business school in an awesome university and less about me wanting to see Belle and Sebastian and Mogwai and eat deep-fried Mars Bars all day.

(Consequently, my ladyfriend has told me she will be one pissed off woman if I come back like ten pounds over my current weight.)

I've gone over my draft with a few of the writing teachers at my college, but most of the work is going to be on me to polish it into something convincing. Perhaps a boardie is willing to peer edit my paper?

(hint hint)

Tomorrow is Central Valleycon. I am excited about meeting People From The Internet.

Best,
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'not know much about holyoke'.

Seriously?  Over here I never stop hearing about how Smith is full of ugly misanthropic l-u-g's that suck at sports and academics.  I guess we are supposed to be rivals.  I don't buy into it at all, but you're really telling me that Smith doesn't think that about us at all? 

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Blogtimes,

This past semester I made a bunch of mistakes and didn't tell anyone about my problems and now things are bad.  My brain has been fucking with me something harsh and so I am going to try and see some sort of psychologist or something try and figure out exactly what is wrong with me.  Also: panic attacks and a disconnection from reality has resulted in me superbly fucking up my schooling situation. However, if all works out I will be able to complete the courses I didn't turn in work for over the winter break. What a wonderful snowy and stressful time of year!

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Dear Blog thread,

You know what kind of freaks me out from time to time? When I'm watching Futurama on Comedy Central late at night and every commercial break features at least one Girls Gone Wild advertisement. Or when a new videogame comes out and the primary selling point, to quote Penny Arcade, basically boils down to "Freaky demon bitches with their tits out." Now, I'm not going to even bother guessing what that seems like from a woman's perspective, or even claim that my perspective is representative of most men. Trying to speak for half the planet is more than a bit presumptuous. But I do personally find it a bit disconcerting that there's a segment of working professionals out there who firmly believe that this is the way to reach out and earn my demographic's dollars.


De_El, yeah, you need to get to a doctor right away. Even if you end up having to overcome these problems primarily on your own, the sooner you can get a professional willing to advocate a li'l for you, the easier it is to assure the faculty involved that you weren't just slacking and are now just trying to cover your ass.
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That happened to me too. I stopped going to class after two particularly jarring personal events, which led me to fail every single class I was enrolled in. I lost all my financial aid, but I started talking to a counselor and got everything figured out. I'm guessing your school has a cheap health center too? Internet hug! *hug*
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Dear blog

i just noticed that im sucker for miniture things

i fucking bought miniture violin



but it was quite cheap only 14 euros and posting it here cost about 6 euros.
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Where are you from?
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First memory of my life was water it was everywhere but the meteor came and blasted shit out of the place... forty years later i could walk again and i started rebuild that place but it needed coffee so i created that first and set off. million years later i was finished and i was proud what i had made but people started fight, so i gave them war it wasnt enough so i gave them death and motherfucker shut them down but then i thought "let these things be they will learn" but i was wrong they never learned, they are so stubborn! but where im from guess im sure you never will.
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So...is it Finland?
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So...is it Finland?

Damn did my coffee thing gave me up or did you stumple my various ads in bondage, s&M and seekdisapline sites?

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Fuck if you are in that picture we should start band and play porn music.
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Ooh, whereabouts in Finland?

(I have greatly enjoyed Finland on the two occasions I have been there.)
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Ooh, whereabouts in Finland?

(I have greatly enjoyed Finland on the two occasions I have been there.)

Oh not much nuclear war just broked out. hmm let me think...glopal waming is a bitch  i have to keep my window open cause its too hot for me, Oh horny zombies are nasty as hell but if you have pair of safety pants you are safe cause those zombies only hump your leg. Oh Oh i'm stay in Jed's place cause im homeless right now.
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So near the Russian border, then.
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So near the Russian border, then.

Yup.

Big plus side is we got Wii, xbox 360 and jed just got ps3. so we are covered but im gettin some beer/booze wish me luck. (Because those Zombies arent getting laid with themself you know)
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If you highlight it and copy it into, say, the address bar, you can read it just fine.

Also, blog thread,

Who the hell invented spider spray? I found a whitetail whilst cleaning, went to spray it because I couldn't squish it (it was half hiding), and the damn spray just blew it across the room to my bed. I haven't found it yet, and don't particularly want to go to bed now.

Fuck spiders



I hate this. Hate hate hate. Bugs are pretty terrifying and to have them fall in a place because of spray and you can't find them is so gross. Ugh.

So I found out this morning that yesterday, my day off, there was a customer that came in with a huge open sore on his leg due to some virus. A dude. Out and about in the store. With a flesh eating virus. I hope they cleaned in here after he left.
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