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As much of a nice thought as that is, it doesn't really work. Cat's are like magic when it comes to getting everything that is not in a vacuum sealed container covered in a layer of fur.

My clothes stay pretty much fur free because I keep the cat out of my room, but I suppose I could be the exception, not the rule.

Yeah, I keep her out of my room, but just wearing clothes around the house seems to accumulate hair on them.

blargh. Oh well.  :-( I guess we'll just stick it out until we're back at college, where it won't be a problem again.
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Is the problem hair, or dander? Dander's more difficult to contain.
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Last night I had a dream that Lunchy was a Bond girl.  Posting it here because the rest of the world could give less of a shit.

Thankyou for posting this. I was actually feeling really grumpy but my spirits have been lifted! Hee.
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It was pretty phenomenal.  You were in cognito as an old frumpy woman as a witness in a court case, but then out of nowhere you  turned into fabulous you.  And then James Bond fell in love with you.

The End.
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(When did the Bond franchise turn into romantic comedy?)
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Last night I had a dream that Lunchy was a Bond girl.

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Wait was it Connery Bond, Moore Bond, Craig Bond or Brosnan Bond? These things are important.
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Man, I grew up on Dalton Bond.

Dude was a stone cold badass.
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Dear Interwebs,


Everything is great and amazing! I love life. Srsly.

Today, I was awoken by texts from an old friend who has some of my stuff and wanted to send it home. It was very nice to hear from him.

Then I laid in bed, and enjoyed the beautiful sunlight that comes in my window, and watched the weather be all prettys. Then my roommate texted me telling me to come be his friend upstairs. I did, and then we spent a good deal of time getting everything situated, and cleaning the house.

We are getting shit done, and jesus it feels good. My parents are upset that I changed the locks, and that I have found someone to live here, and that I am basically doing alright with out them.

But fuck yeah! A home! This is awessssoooommme!
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Dear Blaarrrg thraed,

I'm insanely happy, I just scored a 30 on my first taking of the ACT.
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Is that good? I know little about ACT.

Of course, by now SAT scores are way different than I remember too.

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30 is pretty good, yeah. ACT scores out of 36, average tends to run about 20 or so.

I got a 29 and I was kind of angry because I missed out on a lot of scholarships by one goddamn point.
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Emaline, I'm so happy for you! I am glad things are working out. You deserve a little peace! *hugs*
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Emaline!  Rockin'!
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Thanks, guys!

I am so excited and seriously amazed at how well this is working out. It is seriously amazing.

Get this! My roommate is looking for a place to apprentice at for tattoos! He is an awesome artist, so that would be hellsa awesome.

I mean, this is crazy. I can't believe how amazingly well this is all working out. It is seriously going way too well. There has got to be some sort of catch.

I am waiting for drama tomorrow. Supposedly my aunt is coming over to help clean more of this mess. When she saw my septum piercing, before even saying hello to me, she says "you look stupid." He has an eyebrow piercing, a lip piercing, a septum piercing, and a scorpian tattooed on his head/face. She is a bitch, and I know she is going to say something incredibly stupid. So fingerscrossed that is all goes well.

But yeah, thanks guys! I am pretty pumped that all is going pretty well so far. Its super awesome to get everything taken care of.
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the catch is that things were absurdly shitty for you for a really long time. now they are super awesome to make up for all the bullshit you had to endure before.
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Very disappointed to report that it was
Brosnan Bond

You can do so much better.
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Oh man I watched Mamma Mia this weekend.

Brosnan singing made me question if this is really the universe I want to live in.
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You can do so much better.

agreed. maybe if you think about it real hard before you go to sleep tonight, you'll dream up the part two where lunchy rejects him and bangs daniel craig one hundred times instead.

wait, is daniel craig the good one? he's the one who the ladies want to bang, right? i don't know anything about anything anymore.
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Judging by my sisters' opinions, Daniel Craig would in fact be the one she'd want to bang.

Also, hi bloggy blog blog. I'm starting to slip back into my depressive ways and habits, and this is extremely alarming. School doesn't start back up for another month, so I have very little in the way of distractions. I'm worried.
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Daniel Craig is possibly the ugliest Bond (well, provided they are clothed).
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This, paradoxically, makes him the sexiest Bond.
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every time i see a photo of him, his head somehow always looks too small for his body and it makes me really uneasy.
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May I politely recommend Connery Bond.
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I would fuck those chips so hard.
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Man, fuck all you guys, Daniel Craig is a supreme movie badass.
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yeah okay but would you fuck those chips
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I am pretty seriously you guys, I would grab those chips and fuck them until they were like...semen covered chip dust. Those are some nice chips.
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Also then my cock will be all covered in BBQ flavoring and msg.

This is a pretty win-win thing.
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i might

i mean, if i was desperate
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UNGH THOSE CHIPS

YES WE CAN
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and like they've already been opened and everything

unless sloppy seconds are your thing
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God why are you such a prude.
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well MAYBE we wouldn't have to have this conversation if you dated someone with some DECENCY for a change
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I don't need to take this from miss salt and vinegar. Excuse me for preferring some flavor instead of the string of boring, greasy bags you leave behind.
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the love that me and those chips shared was fucking magical. obviously you wouldn't understand as those tramps you bring home could never provide you with such joy.
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Would You Rather: James Bond or a Bag of Chips--The Eternal Dilemma!

Guys, obviously the only way to solve this is to genetically fuse both together and use it as a promotional tie-in for both franchises.
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I am so angry! We have 3 dogs, we don't let them off-leash on walks, and we have 3 of them so hence it is sensible to have extender leads - decent amount of room to move when they're roaming, don't have to piss about with ropes with multiple dogs.

We had a Petware-brand lead for our 90lb dog that was great, lasted nearly 5 years. They discontinued them in favour of these Hagen Avenue leads that are much prettier but you could tell from first use they were not as strong. Still, they were the strongest I could find - $100 retail (lucky I don't pay retail!), and the largest size (up to 160lbs, ha!) for all three dogs (90, and 2x 65lbs)... well we've had them maybe 6 months. The dogs will hit the end when playing but don't pull constantly or anything. It fucking broke tonight.

The fucking dog could have been chasing a cat across the road or trying to get another dog and the fucking lead fucking broke. No one makes any fucking leads any better than this one any more and this piece of shit just endangered my dog's life as per what I was very suspicious of. AH! Fucking fuckers!  :x :x :x
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the love that me and those chips shared was fucking magical. obviously you wouldn't understand as those tramps you bring home could never provide you with such joy.

I am so ridiculously turned on right now.
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you perverts

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I think he is trying to make it seem that Liz's butt is saying all of his posts.

I approve of this.
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I got to thinking about all the things that happened to me this year, this being the end of it and all. This year I had my first real friend, I think, the first person that for the longest time I felt I really had some sort of... affinity for, a connection to. I'd been lonely my entire life until I met her, I'd been convinced that I was going to stay that way, and it was exhilerating and frightening all at once to be in her orbit, and be around someone who was unabashed in her approval of me, warts and all (and lord knows I've given her reason to be frustrated over our time together) when I've never really approved of myself. But it sort of dawned on me tonight that for as much as I adore her, she never really asked to be the most important person in my life, and that I am being unfair to her by looking up to her so much.

It frustrates me, it infuriates me, really, because I'm trying my best with the faculties that I have but I can't seem to make good sense of anything. It's a terrible feeling, being assured that you're acting in a correct manner only for it to occur to you that you're doing it all wrong. It's a feeling I'm very familiar with. But it felt so right this time, you know? I have this fixation on "getting better", like 10 years down the road I'll be able to function as well as anyone else. But it's not going to happen like that. I feel like I'm changing but I'm staying the same. And Rae, bless her heart, has accepted the mentor role I've thrust upon her, and she even believes that she can help me become less of a mess in the years to come, but... I don't know. It's complicated. I haven't seen her in a month and I had all this pressure on my heart from missing her so much and now that my perspective has shifted that weight's been alleviated to a degree, so it's liberating in a way, but I also feel a lot of loss, because I was so convinced before that what I had was so special and brilliant and that I had reached this incredible turning point in my life. I love my friends a lot, probably more than I have any right to, but eventually we will drift from one another, and we'll forget, and it fucking kills me.

Then again, I can't trust my own faculties or my own judgment when it comes to these things. I could wake up tomorrow with the mind that I am indeed on the path to being a new man. Thing is, I don't really feel that ache in my chest that usually comes along with my irrational, pessimistic thinking.

Bah, things are messed up in me. Always have been. But I can't deny that I am in a different place, objectively, than I was a year ago. I just wish my grasp matched my reach. I do my friends a great disservice by being so disordered.
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Hi Tommy.

KvP, I think there's a lot of pressure on people these days to be something special or amazing, and that's maybe because there's so much opportunity to choose who you want to be. We don't live so much in a world of strict gender roles, class roles, racial roles and so forth and that means that people begin to feel that they are who and how they are because they've chosen to be that way, and that they have to somehow improve themselves to reach an imagined ideal that doesn't actually exist. It also means that it's much harder to know that you're "doing it right" because there's nothing to measure yourself against.

I don't know you and we've never met, so there's not much I can say specifically about you. But it might help you a little if you try not to think about "improving yourself" and just remember that there are no prizes for improvement, and you don't have to do or be anything. If there's something that really bothers you about yourself, not just because you're worried about what other people think but because it has a negative impact on you, then there's nothing wrong with trying to find a way around that. The main purpose of life, though, is to just get through it and try to enjoy it.

It sounds like this girl is a genuine friend, and unless she's actually come out and said to you "I don't like it that you care about me so much", then don't worry about it. Friendships do come and go but don't let them be characterised by the knowledge that they won't last forever. She wouldn't spend time with you if she didn't want to; it's likely that you mean just as much to her as she does to you.

I guess what I'm saying is, you're an OK guy and you aren't doing anything wrong by trying to be happy. You don't have to hit targets or meet expectations or do anything at all. You've got the freedom to be a complete asshole if you want, or a ballet dancer, or just a drifter. Everyone's idea of right and wrong is different, and that means that ultimately, there is no right or wrong way to act. You're the only person who should be deciding how and why you act.

I'm sorry if I've been a bit preachy here; ignore everything I've said if you want to!



Today feels like the holidays have ended, which is probably because my mum has decided that they have and is doing all kinds of houseworky things. I'm going to try and do a lot of work this morning and maybe go out tonight but not for too long, because it occured to me this morning that I've got today and tomorrow, and then I go away for the weekend and then we're back at college and I have exams in seventeen days. Christmas is over :-(
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I just spent the better part of an hour playing a pool game online against the computer. I finally managed to eek out a moral victory. There is currently some crazy funk song playing at the hotel. Seriously, this hotel as the best sound track.

Crazy Funk song.
Bohemian Rhapsody, Come on Eileen, Blitzkrieg Bop both down in easy listening/lounge style
Take on me, covered by Reel Big Fish (yeah, ska)
Ballroom Blitz
Some crazy version of Mahna mahna.
Crazy middle eastern style drumming and mandolin that gets really intense at parts.

I LOVE WORKING HERE.

(except there's no holiday pay)
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EDIT: Here's to the new year
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