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moral victory

This is what I claim whenever I lose.

Yesterday I bought a suit and made ginger beer!
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Hooray I'm sick and wont be able to go out with my friends tonight. I've felt like shit the whole day and I threw up at work and couldn't go home afterwards because I was the only one working today. This is going to be the best New Years Eve ever.
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Whelp, It's the new year and a day until I head home to Newcastle, I can sum up my trip in 3 sentences.

Melbourne Girls,

Melbourne Food,

Melbourne Coffee,

Oh, also I got in to the even better film school I applied to, so it's been heck of good except for some worry over my living situation this year.
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I have a date tonight!

....seriously.
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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YAY!!!!  Have fun!!!
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</3




(No seriously, way to go! Have a great time!)
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is that why you aren't going to boston, shane

What? No. I'm going to Boston.

SHANE I WANT YOU

We need an Oslocon.
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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Yes, Jens. Too busy having relations with your sister.

(I will be in Baltimore the weekend of Chicon, drinking free beer, eating crab cakes, and taking in a baseball game)
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You do realise that Kris will be going to Chicago?
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I do. But Jens made it sound like I would not be going because I would be hanging out with Kris.
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But Jeeeeens, that makes no sense! Why would Shane be in Oslo if no Norwegians were there?
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Operation: Confuse the Hell Out of Jens, GO!

(I suppose I could hang out with Mari)
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I'd be broke regardless. I'm going to a party with her because I can't spend money on drinks at a bar. (This would cut into my Boston funds)
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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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So I still have sister dibs?
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There will be Norwegians in Oslo, but no important ones.


Mari is in Trondheim and Trondheim is not Oslo.


(edit: Yes, Tyler, you do.)


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Wooo! Getting out of work now! Off to the Cape!
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No fair, I'm stuck here for another half hour!  I hate you.
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Blah blah myah, I'm Maiada.

I managed to buy two pairs of shoes today in the space of an hour even though I wasn't shoe shopping.

I'm a pretty princess, myah myah myah.
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Tommy is actually an alien accidentally born in human form. He has been spending his whole life trying to comprehend how we work and why we do what we do.

Consequently, he still has some problems understanding things like what exactly constitutes "positive life choices" or "the noises you pretend to make instead to simulate boring dialog".
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I have to wait for Tommy to come back to the hotel because I'm not strong enough to open my own goddamn nail polish.

I'm so dainty.
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I apologise for my shitposting if I am doing it. It is currently 3:16 am on new years day and I only got home from work an hour and a half ago and everyone seems to have packed it in early tonight so I am alone with (horrible) beer I pilfered from work and the internet and Calvin Harris' I Created Disco. Also, my shitposting forum is strangely dead tonight and there is only so much you can post when there is no-one posting back.
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One day ends and another begins and we're never none the wiser.

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tonight i am going to toronto to hang out with a few friends from guelph, including one of my housemates, shannon. i am not going to drink at all! i am not going to smoke at all! i am not going to fuck anybody at all! holy shit! it is going to be an extremely low key new year's but i haven't had one in a very long time and that is exactly how i want it. my housemate is so great and i have only been in markham about two weeks but already i miss her so bad.
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You've trapped a nerve! It should fix itself after a while if you're careful. Try lying flat on your back with no pillow.
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I fucked mine up a few days ago and it's almost gone now. I sleep in the worst possible position for my neck though, so if you sleep on your back you'll be better off.
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I got paid today instead of tomorrow hell yeah i am getting wreckedddddddd!
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We are having a minor blizzard here in the boston area. Roads are utter shit, so I may be snowed in for new years  :| :| :|
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When I flew to CT for Christmas, from what my sisters were telling me I totally expected it to be as bad around there as Chicago has been. ha yeah right

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Yeah, the snow's pretty awful here. I was planning on heading down to Cape Cod tonight, but there's no way I'm having my friend pick me up at the train in this shit.
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Smart move.  It took me 2 hours and 20 min to drive 25 miles home.
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Happy New Year to one and all, whenever it reaches you!
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"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

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You pesky European and Australian time travelers and your early new years.
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Today I kicked out one of the more shady, slightly scary shoplifters. Afterwards, I was glad I didn't crawl behind the counter and die.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
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Happy new year!

Fuck, it was cold outside and so not worth it to see the lame-ass fireworks people had this year due to this new law (which I like, by the way).
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I didn't even bother to go outside.


Oh well, last new year was worse and the year still turned out okay.
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It would be less lame if the city actually had some official fireworks show at midnight, and not at 18 or 19, when most people not walking in the parade (? fakkeltog) are inside eating. And people are just as careless with the ground-stuff, really, so I don't get why they would ban one thing, but not everything.
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Happy New Year!

est and I went to a park to watch the fireworks last night! It was basically empty, because it wasn't right in close to where they would be let off, so we sat on the children's play equipment drinking vodka and lemonades and talking to the possums that came and tried to get into our bag of food (hint: they didn't talk back).

Then we moved to a new spot where we could see the city better, saw a drunk lady pee on a tree near us for a bit before realising we were there, giggled when a group of teenagers sat at said tree later, watched the fireworks then caught a bus back home.

wooooooo, new years! Now I am sitting in a big t-shirt and underwear and relaxing after sleeping in. Maybe I will try and think of a New Year's resolution or two. Probably not.
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I went to my local bar, where they make good pizza and serve good beer and are friendly to me. I got there about 8 P.M., and I was thinking of heading out to see Martin Martini play a free gig in Fitzroy at around 10, but the people who run the bar kept asking me what I was going to drink next, so I never made it. Eventually I walked home from the bar (which takes all of two minutes) at about 3 A.M.

Yeah, I spent New Year's Eve as a barfly.
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Happy New Years guys,

It was pretty swell. Now I am in pain.
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Dear blog thread,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I have eaten beer and drunk champagne, seen fireworks from a bridge... man, sthlm is a beautiful place, day or night, any season of the year...! Home early because we accidentally drifted off from the group of cute ladies who wanted to play sing-star and ended up in the group of drunk nasty old classmates from high-school. Woulda been more effort than it's worth, considering the work that's ahead of me... a day of cleaning and cooking and baking cake!

As beautiful as sthlm's waterfront is, twice as disgusting are its normally quite nice subway stations. Jam packed with ridiculously drunk kids and the stinky liquid ex-contents of their stomachs... yuck yuck. It's nice to be home :)

I rather like 2009 so far. I think it'll be a jolly good year!

Hope y'all have partied well or will do so in a short while :)

All the best.

-- P

EDIT: I just realised that I've actually eaten BEAR. Okay, you may continue.
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New years is still 4 hours away here, but already I've found out that if I were still living where I was last year, I could be out with a young woman I like. Unfortunately for me, I do not live there. Fuck you 2008!
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I am back from my world trip prematurely because I broke my collarbone and cannot carry anything.

Oh no! How'd that happen?

I took my friend's new longboard out for a spin, got distracted, thought I was riding my own, miscalculated the distance between my foot and the left rear wheel (there was no distance), stopped the board dead, kept moving myself, spun, crashed right on my shoulder and head and awoke in an ocean of pain.
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Man I ain't even want to do anything tonight.

Quickly, someone give me motivation.
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Go into Meebo. I'm determined to stay in and either sit on my ass playing WoW or reading childrens' books, yet they're insisting I should shower and walk to a bar.
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