Vlad Tepes - Returning To My Old Battleground
see, this is yet another example of how Romania is slowly taking over the world:
step 1 - infuse terms sucha as the following into the world: Dracula, O-zone, I Pissed and Shat all Over the Dead Gypsy Mama, Transylvania, OK Honey Now Let's Torch Him and His Mogyar Co-Conspiritors, Vlad Tepes, Hagi... amongst others of course
step 2 - unleash the mind-control swarm of bees
step 3 - fight amonst each other until our nipples turn purple and I reign supreme
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at least I have a plan... do you have a plan? do you? well, do you, punk? - no, i thought not.
Now if you don't mind me, I'll be going back to my idlewild (that new single thingy)
disclaimer: while the views i express herein are somewhat racist, at least *trail off discretely*... um... and the horse you rode in on. yeah Tonto, it's you i'm talking to, you iliterate piece of Indian... here i go again... damnit... let's try that again
disclaimer (take 2): the views and opinions expressed herein are induced by acid clarity and superior intellectual capacities. Ignore them at your own risk