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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG  (Read 17738 times)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #50 on: 24 Jan 2014, 17:23 »
[img width= height=]http://i.imgur.com/85sG03H.png[/img]
Hit the random button until I got this strip.
Yelling Bird: Dora! Dora! Marten says I can have sex with you!
*cue crazy bestial fantasy scene*
And here's a random one I got about Yelling Bird: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1961
Mental Mynah: HAPPY FREEDOM DAY

For non-random, how about...
Crazy Canary: DON'T EAT ME, MOTHERFUCKER, OR I'LL BREAK OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! UNLESS YOU EAT MY DICK, IN WHICH CASE YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING SWALLOW IT! NOT JUST BECAUSE I NEED IT FOR SEX BUT BECAUSE YOU MIGHT CHOKE ON MY GIGANTIC BALLS.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #51 on: 24 Jan 2014, 18:51 »
MINI-YB: "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL-L-L-L ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #52 on: 24 Jan 2014, 22:09 »
Er, yeah... "random":

Yelling Bird: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!"

Sorry, couldn't help myself... :D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #53 on: 25 Jan 2014, 00:58 »
Yelling Bird: "YES, THE FIRST STAGE OF MY LIFE CYCLE IS CALLED A FACE FUCKER! HOWEVER DID YOU GUESS?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #54 on: 25 Jan 2014, 04:40 »
"Damn it! I got carried away again!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #55 on: 25 Jan 2014, 04:46 »
YB: "THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE BAGS OF HEROIN IN HERE BUT ALL I CAN FIND IS LIBERTY"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #56 on: 25 Jan 2014, 13:37 »
YB: Mile high club they said. Window seat they said. Wheres my fucking peanuts and Smirnoff damn it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #57 on: 25 Jan 2014, 13:49 »
YB: I'M A DENVER BRONCO! I CAN BUST THROUGH ANY FUCKING HAWK!

(timely as today's headlines)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #58 on: 26 Jan 2014, 08:56 »
Quote from: Zebediah on 25 Jan 2014, 04:40
"Damn it! I got carried away again!"
Nice  :lol:

FIFTH PANEL:



(regular Caption Game starts tomorrow morning! Thank you!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #59 on: 26 Jan 2014, 09:34 »
Naked Guy: Howdy, partner! I'll be your, heh, partner during this here thing.
Wil: What did I just sign up for!?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #60 on: 26 Jan 2014, 13:52 »
 NG: Do you like my new clothes?
 Wil: The Emperor is naked!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #61 on: 26 Jan 2014, 14:41 »
Wil: Who...who are you?
NG: Oh, I'm just the caretaker here on Brokeback Mountain...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #62 on: 26 Jan 2014, 14:42 »
Nudist: "Hi there! A nice campfire you've got going. Mind if I join you and roast a wiener ... or two."
Wil: "Be my guest, I guess."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #63 on: 26 Jan 2014, 17:58 »
Naked Cowboy: Howdy! What y'all doing out here?
Wil: What the heck did I drink last night? It's the last time I let Pintsize mix drinks for me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #64 on: 26 Jan 2014, 19:19 »
NAKED COWBOY: "Sorry, this is 24 North Pine Island Road. You're lookin' for South Pine Island Road."
WIL: "Uh ... Do you have any cookies?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 150 OMG
« Reply #65 on: 27 Jan 2014, 02:44 »
[When suddenly -]
NAKED COWBOY: "Don't be afraid, human. Our species have watched your species for a long time and created this holographic image for ourselves so as not to upset your brains with our true outward appearance upon first contact."

WIL: "Well done. Though I think your ... uh ... length... might still be a bit upsetting..."

(Casually chatting up an extraterrestrial about ... size. Well done, Wil.)
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