Re: "normal, healthy adults"
If this comic were about "normal, healthy adults" then it wouldn't be nearly so interesting, would it?
Marten: "Yeah, I hooked up last night. It was nice for what it was. I'll remember Delilah fondly. Don't bogart all those Horsey-Os, Steve!"
Hanners: "Pigeons? yeah they're fun to feed sometimes, but they don't affect my life all that much... oops, dog poop. oh well, just hose it off. welp, gotta get back to the proctology department, yknow.. 'another butt, another buck'"
Faye: "Man, my dad dying really put our family into a tough spot financially, but mom persevered and taught my sister and me the value of hard work and striving harder in the face of all adversity"
Marigold: "Working on my dad's website really helped me learn the ropes, WOW was a neat diversion during those times, now that I'm running our startup I cherish those days but don't get that much time to be in-game and dungeon crawls are a fleeting memory. I'm so lucky Dale came into my life."
Dale: "Meeting Marigold on a pizza delivery like that was the best thing that ever happened to me, from the start we just knew, you know? Building our business together has been a challenge and a joy and the people skills I learned while working all those menial jobs was the key to honing my marketing skills"
Pintsize: "Butts? Kinda gross. I'm glad the AnthroPC equivalent is at least sterile."
Anyone else want a turn?