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Mafia Game Thread: Now Ends the Age of Man
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<author> The Dalinator </author>
<timestamp>1510074000000</timestamp>
<Title> Day 101 - Trouble in Paradise City </Title>
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I'm going to keep writing this blog in hopes that I'll be able to upload the posts once my internet works again. Things are going from bad to worse.
They found Sven's corpse today. He was killed, just like that. What's going on? Why was he killed? Who is the killer? There's all sorts of thoughts going through my head. It looks like he got snatched right after I left Coffee of Doom to go home - it scares me to think about it.
There's nobody else in this town, we've checked everywhere. Which is probably the most troubling fact of all: Sven's murderer must have been one of us! Seeing as all of us that remain are part of the resistance, to me the only logical conclusion is this: We've been blown. The anthro's are on to us, and they've infiltrated our ranks. The murderer is among us and we'll have to search him out.
And we'll probably have to kill him in chance he gets away and reports back to the hive mind.
I don't want to kill anybody.
I'm sorry about Sven. He was always such a good tipper. I hope Dora is dealing with this OK. Looks like Coffee of Doom is the only place left in town that's open for business, so I suppose that's where I'm going.
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Dale walks over to CoD and notices the crowd inside. Joining him, he reveals
"You guys, this must have been one of us. We've been infiltrated. We need to find the killer."
Seeing the rock in front of the door, he picks it up and asks
"who's that from?"
Thrillho:
DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN THROW A ROCK
FUCK NO
DO I LOOK LIKE I COULD COMMIT A MURDER
DON'T ANSWER THAT
Masterpiece:
looks at yelling bird and says
"aren't you that weird bird that always puts stuff up his ass?"
Thrillho:
YOU ARE INDEED IN THE FUCKIN PRESENCE OF GREATNESS
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Natasha rolls her eyes and exposes her armpit to the bird, hoping the stench makes it go away...
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