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QC Captions Vol. 152
cesium133:
Delilah: Happy birthday, Grandma!
Mark: Thanks, you've ruined sex for me forever!
hakko504:
--- Quote from: FunkyTuba on 02 Feb 2014, 21:45 ---Delilah: Mark, I have something to tell you... I'm preg-....
--- End quote ---
Mark: Shhh. Don't spoil the plot of comic 2800-2850!
Nuclear_Nipple_Tester:
D: No, no. I mean "mark" as in my next victim.
M: Goddamn it I really LIKE my kidneys.
WAYF:
Delilah: Look, I know you forgot to turn Pintsize off, but I still had fun!... kinda.
Marten: I think Pintsize did a pretty good job of turning ME off...
Zebediah:
"So, that part where you said 'Happy Birthday, Grandma!'..."
"Yeah, sorry, that's kind of an inside joke..."
"How did you know?"
"How huh?
"About my daughter."
"Huh gug buh duh?"
"I mean, she's only twelve, so I thought I'd have a couple of years before I needed to worry about her getting pregnant..."
"Guh."
"That's kind of the reason I threw this party. Finding out I was becoming a grandmother at twenty-six really made me want to get stoned."
"Uhhh..."
"So did Tai spill the beans? Or was it Bob?"
"Uh, really, I didn't know..."
"Yeah, right."
"No, really..."
*smirk*
"Oh, wait, you're just messing with me, aren't you?"
"HA! Admit it, I really had you going there for a minute!" :lol:
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