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QC Captions Vol. 152

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FunkyTuba:
Delilah: Mark, I have something to tell you... I'm preg-....
Marten: Wow, I'm so excited! I'll look for a better job, and we can find a bigger place...
Delilah: No, sweetie, I was going to say pregustant... I can taste you from here, and you need some sauce.

Is it cold in here?:
"Mark, you're a sweet guy, but the next time you're intimate with a lady you should remember to take your shorts off."
"Oh, I knew I was forgetting something."

Skewbrow:
D: "Mark, you're a sweet guy and all, but don't you think it was too soon to shave your belly hair to form a cute `D'?"
M: "What? Oh? Ok, for a moment I thought you were grading me."

Zebediah:
Delilah: "At least now I know why Tai keeps calling you 'Pintsize'."
Marken: "THAT ISN'T ME."

Nuclear_Nipple_Tester:


D:  "WHELP, you've ruined sex forever."
M:  "It's been a good run.  Guess I'll go live on a barge now."

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