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Schmee:
A friend was telling me about her boyfriend, who has a messed-up pituitary gland and therefore needs a testosterone injection in his butt every few weeks (among other treatments). The main phrase used was "Takes man-juice in his arse regularly".

Wervelf:

--- Quote from: Schmee001 on 07 Mar 2014, 01:05 ---A friend was telling me about her boyfriend, who has a messed-up pituitary gland and therefore needs a testosterone injection in his butt every few weeks (among other treatments). The main phrase used was "Takes man-juice in his arse regularly".

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Lol that phrase cracked me up

GarandMarine:

--- Quote from: Patrick on 07 Mar 2014, 00:55 ---These are pretty sexist or slut-shamey ones from my rather conservative Southern mom, but they still crack me up:

"She didn't hit 30, 30 hit her. With a crowbar wrapped in barbed wire."
"If she'd had as many pricks stickin out of her as she's had in her, she'd look like a porcupine."


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I laughed way too hard at both of these. Gotta love the South baby.

Redball:
Army friend from Muleshoe TX in the late 1950s, in need of a meal: "I'm hungry as a bitch wolf with nine starvin' sucklin' puppies!"

Redball:
My late wife's description of a friend of hers, a professional virgin: "That cherry's been pushed so far back she's using it for a tail light."

I guess that means it's a tart cherry, right?

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