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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2400 on: 17 Oct 2014, 17:18 »

I need a stack of these cards to carry around...

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2401 on: 17 Oct 2014, 19:33 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2402 on: 17 Oct 2014, 22:44 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2403 on: 18 Oct 2014, 02:19 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2404 on: 18 Oct 2014, 03:11 »

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« Reply #2405 on: 18 Oct 2014, 10:07 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2407 on: 18 Oct 2014, 16:00 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2408 on: 18 Oct 2014, 16:37 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2409 on: 18 Oct 2014, 20:09 »





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What is this?

It's a thing for breast milk pumps apparently. I found it on this tumblr with those comments











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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2410 on: 18 Oct 2014, 20:48 »

Brilliant!


... That last cheetah looked kinda funny though.

Probably why they were laughing.  :claireface:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2411 on: 19 Oct 2014, 02:10 »

Worst cheetah.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2412 on: 19 Oct 2014, 03:22 »

SEX!SEX!SEX!

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« Reply #2414 on: 19 Oct 2014, 12:59 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2415 on: 19 Oct 2014, 13:02 »

They forgot ME!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2416 on: 19 Oct 2014, 13:12 »

and that's a good thing.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2417 on: 19 Oct 2014, 13:44 »

I think that most people would like to...
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« Reply #2418 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:17 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2419 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:34 »

jesus h christ

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2420 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:40 »

Honestly both of those boards are amazing!

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2421 on: 19 Oct 2014, 14:49 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2422 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:22 »

And...that makes her sneeze for some reason?

(Seriously, is that supposed to be a facepalm? Because that is a sneeze)
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2423 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:45 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2424 on: 19 Oct 2014, 15:59 »

And all that could have been averted just by gleefully announcing to people who look at you that you just pissed yourself.  Far better for entertainment value, and not ending up in gaol.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2425 on: 19 Oct 2014, 17:02 »



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« Reply #2426 on: 19 Oct 2014, 17:55 »

(Seriously, is that supposed to be a facepalm? Because that is a sneeze)

No she's crying... :'(
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« Reply #2427 on: 19 Oct 2014, 18:29 »

...are you sure? It looks like she's sneezing. Her name must be Johnson because I see no tears :claireface:
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« Reply #2428 on: 19 Oct 2014, 23:58 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2429 on: 20 Oct 2014, 01:18 »


 :psyduck:

I am not even clicking play on this. If I do, everyone around me will soon be dead.
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« Reply #2430 on: 20 Oct 2014, 02:39 »

Nobody should be disrespecting Miley like that.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2431 on: 20 Oct 2014, 03:05 »

Biggie's best in mash-up form :) but Miley has no business singing in this one.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2432 on: 20 Oct 2014, 03:33 »



https://soundcloud.com/mrblueberry-1/sjutonus-boom-boom-boom-boom

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2433 on: 20 Oct 2014, 08:39 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2434 on: 20 Oct 2014, 08:46 »

One of the guys in the lab apparently got a bit creeped out by the Ebola scare, and he bought a huge box of surgical face masks that he wears when he goes outside. It's a rather odd reaction considering:

1) Your chances of randomly encountering an Ebola sufferer in public in Oklahoma are very small.
2) If you do encounter an Ebola sufferer, then as long as you don't touch them and they don't bleed, spit, or throw up on you, you'll be okay.
3) If you encounter an Ebola sufferer and touch them, the face mask won't protect you.  :psyduck:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2435 on: 20 Oct 2014, 08:53 »

yeah, wearing one to try and prevent catching the flu or spreading it would be a better reason.
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« Reply #2436 on: 20 Oct 2014, 08:54 »

To prevent spreading it if you have it, sure. As for getting it, that's why I got the flu shot.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2437 on: 20 Oct 2014, 09:23 »

Most people aren't exactly up on how various diseases spread. Doesn't help when news sources are screaming "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" and flailing like muppets.
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« Reply #2439 on: 20 Oct 2014, 12:06 »











I know I know, it's the history channel but no ancient aliens, I promise:
http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/7-terrifying-historical-figures
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« Reply #2440 on: 20 Oct 2014, 12:29 »

Want to know the biggest irony about Torquimada?

He was from a family of Conversos


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« Reply #2445 on: 21 Oct 2014, 14:17 »

*Snerk*
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« Reply #2446 on: 21 Oct 2014, 14:23 »

LOL! In China there are similar stories concerning party officials...
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« Reply #2447 on: 21 Oct 2014, 14:43 »



(Fixed the image - Method)
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« Reply #2449 on: 21 Oct 2014, 16:14 »

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