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Title: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2014, 14:14
Let's roll.


(http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dog-riding-a-bike-GIF.gif)


 :wow:

Also if the math joke doesn't work, too bad. I'm not very smart. And if it does work, I am SUPR SMRT.

Edit: Replaced the gif.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 28 Apr 2014, 14:46
New thread!

(http://i1368.photobucket.com/albums/ag179/HenriBemis/fxnvkpfylelhnjm2nxji_zpse5af5327.png) (http://s1368.photobucket.com/user/HenriBemis/media/fxnvkpfylelhnjm2nxji_zpse5af5327.png.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2014, 14:47
Scandalous :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 28 Apr 2014, 14:50
I'm just saying this thread is delicious. 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 28 Apr 2014, 15:02
I feel like this just happened

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-zHHlb-zpNDU/UuWBgd8md4I/AAAAAAAAZMw/XCknVN0qBMM/w480-h225/stars.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 28 Apr 2014, 15:11
But but...we didn't reach 100 pages  :oops:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/GothafossWinter.jpg/800px-GothafossWinter.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 28 Apr 2014, 15:20
Bridging the gap.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2014, 15:22
But but...we didn't reach 100 pages  :oops:
Nope, but we found the grail.

Bridging the gap.
Better mind that gap.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 28 Apr 2014, 15:25
I see what you did there   :-D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Apr 2014, 16:22
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1ea36c780f5a1e9a8546417dbbeb11da/tumblr_n4lerkKO901qewacoo1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2154895202b31adb61391ed38a3727dd/tumblr_n41uhxHPEt1sjtem1o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Apr 2014, 16:59

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 Apr 2014, 17:08
I'm just saying this thread is delicious. 


(click to show/hide)



The best version of the Pokemon theme ever:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 28 Apr 2014, 17:43
Ravioli, Meet Lava. Lava, Ravioli.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2014, 18:12
Aww, damn it, my ravioli is slightly overcooked.
That kitty dream is SO CUTE. I bet that cat is dreaming of taking over the world, with :grumpypuss: as her general.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 28 Apr 2014, 20:03
Depressed and whatever, but I never noticed that they all start kicking their feet toward the end.  If I'm going to hell, I'll be in good company.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Apr 2014, 20:07
I honestly prefer Life of Brian to Holy Grail.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 01:58
Life of Brian is the critics' choice generally. It was voted the funniest comedy ever, somewhere, by someone.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 29 Apr 2014, 02:19
I honestly prefer Life of Brian to Holy Grail.
I'm not surprised. Life Of Brian is a much better film IMHO.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 02:22
You mean because it actually has an ending, rather than just running out of ideas?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Apr 2014, 02:40
It's absolutely brilliant is what it is. Our uni's film club hosts a screening of it every year, right in the middle of Jesus Week.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 03:15
At the risk of taking us into discuss territory, isn't that a bit of a dick move?

What is Jesus Week anyway?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Apr 2014, 03:24
Technically, the movie is not blasphemous.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 03:34
Yeah that did occur to me also, but that's not the point is it? It'd be like showing Dogma. It's deliberately trying to piss people off.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ChaoSera on 29 Apr 2014, 03:39
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Apr 2014, 03:45
I think Dogma would be mean. But Life of Brian? I just don't see the offensiveness.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 03:49
You say that like it's a bad thing.

In what sense is not a bad thing to deliberately piss people off for no reason?

'You have religion and we don't! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Apr 2014, 03:49
I'd say it's more deliberately trying to make people laugh. If people get pissed off at showing a Jesus related comedy during Jesus week, I'm not sure how to help them.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 03:52
That isn't the point though.

It's the same issue I have with Dogma as a movie. It's not that the movie is offensive - because I don't think it is - it's because it's trying to be offensive, which is pathetic and just targeting people who don't deserve to be targeted.

Life Of Brian the movie doesn't do that, no - and deliberately so. That's part of why it's brilliant and part of why the backlash is stupid.

But I'd be surprised if this uni film club is aware of that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Apr 2014, 03:59
Why wouldn't they be?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 04:08
Even if they are, they're deliberately playing that film during that week because they know it would irritate people. I doubt it's a coincidence.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Apr 2014, 04:28
I may or may not watch Dogma every Easter. >.>;
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Apr 2014, 04:53
Hey, sorry was going to post this reply about an hour ago when I realised I had a radio show to be on very shortly..


So yeah, It'd be a dick move if Jesus Week was a positive event. It's not.

It's run by the Evangelical Students club, who are backed by one of those crazy rich megachurch/business/pyramidscheme churches (Influencers and Hillsong here in Australia, to be precise).
Their club gives them all identical sweaters to wear, and they go around trying to 'lure' people into their club with promise of free cake and other foods, but then they ask you all of these twisting questions to try and get you to admit that you believe in god. The worst thing is they deliberately target new international students, as it's likely they don't have many new friends and they play on those insecurities and anxieties and be like "Trust US. Trust GOD, We'll Help You. God Helps You". It's kinda cult-like, which makes me sick.

The event used to be a lot more inclusive though, and traditionally, we always had a formal debate between their club and ours on the first day (where they always set the question and it's always something wanky like "Is God Love, Yes or No?"). These days though it's just ridiculous. I'm fine for religious events to happen on campus, but the fact that this club gets a whole week is just not right.


So what we try and do is provide a bit of comic relief in the middle of a week which is usually very annoying for a lot of students. I think this year we might try and get a game of Brian Tag happening as well (where we designate someone as the "Brian" and the rest of us chase them through campus with gourds and sandals)

We're just trying to have a bit of fun, really  :-)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Apr 2014, 04:55
http://www.pornhub.com/event/arborday (sfw)

Go forth and make the world greener! Via porno!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 Apr 2014, 05:32
Metalhead Problems (http://imgur.com/gallery/PfcKp)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Apr 2014, 05:48
Hey, sorry was going to post this reply about an hour ago when I realised I had a radio show to be on very shortly..


So yeah, It'd be a dick move if Jesus Week was a positive event. It's not.

It's run by the Evangelical Students club, who are backed by one of those crazy rich megachurch/business/pyramidscheme churches (Influencers and Hillsong here in Australia, to be precise).
Their club gives them all identical sweaters to wear, and they go around trying to 'lure' people into their club with promise of free cake and other foods, but then they ask you all of these twisting questions to try and get you to admit that you believe in god. The worst thing is they deliberately target new international students, as it's likely they don't have many new friends and they play on those insecurities and anxieties and be like "Trust US. Trust GOD, We'll Help You. God Helps You". It's kinda cult-like, which makes me sick.

The event used to be a lot more inclusive though, and traditionally, we always had a formal debate between their club and ours on the first day (where they always set the question and it's always something wanky like "Is God Love, Yes or No?"). These days though it's just ridiculous. I'm fine for religious events to happen on campus, but the fact that this club gets a whole week is just not right.


So what we try and do is provide a bit of comic relief in the middle of a week which is usually very annoying for a lot of students. I think this year we might try and get a game of Brian Tag happening as well (where we designate someone as the "Brian" and the rest of us chase them through campus with gourds and sandals)

We're just trying to have a bit of fun, really  :-)

I admittedly jumped to conclusions here because the atheist societies I've seen have pulled shit like what I was describing pretty often, and basically given atheists a bad names.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Apr 2014, 05:57
When I joined back in 2010, our club was like that. I've spent the last four years making it not that. It's actually now written in our constitution to "not be dicks"  :-P

And now, back to the Non-Euclidean geometry:
(http://chainsawsuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/201005121.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Apr 2014, 06:29
http://www.dorkly.com/picture/62217/tumblr

Objection!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 29 Apr 2014, 06:52
(click to show/hide)

Yeah, I'm not going to be sleeping at all after seeing this.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 Apr 2014, 07:05
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/nope.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Apr 2014, 07:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10277656_698810913514592_4492223275441576104_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 29 Apr 2014, 07:19
This is one fine balancing act. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW2YhHAot6I) Say, does anyone remember that guy who was posting pictures of balancing any two objects he could find on each other?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Apr 2014, 07:35
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=682144768498356

Skillz to pay the billz
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Apr 2014, 08:07
Aye, she has that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 29 Apr 2014, 08:48
Is the doggy trying to save the lad?

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Apr 2014, 09:51
(click to show/hide)

Yeah, I'm not going to be sleeping at all after seeing this.
just a hornets nest that was built over a sculpture of a human face.  I saw this a week ago.  No nightmares.  :angel:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 Apr 2014, 10:46
I still call that nightmare fuel for me. I stand by my nope octopus.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Apr 2014, 11:22
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8167131136/hE6B1CC3D/)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8166793472/h5B79939B/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 29 Apr 2014, 11:29
(http://i.imgur.com/HcxmZTS.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 29 Apr 2014, 14:09
Oh God, I laughed and smiled so wide my cheeks hurt.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Apr 2014, 16:07
I love that the first image in this thread is broken
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Apr 2014, 16:08
Yeah, it wasn't broken until today :(
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Apr 2014, 16:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/31db2aa1557447589a182fe2ba3329e6/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8019cf058ff03d2d1b1daa20a801dc1/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o2_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e9e6883ecc0930fbb85d54cd572155b/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o3_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0e22fb0b6d3a60b6df5d535f8a36a159/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/652ee5fb8812136e60ed82be07edd908/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o5_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a42b71680abbbd6aefe0fa12f90629bc/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o6_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/69b7863c7bb3c085d99cd9397735da7d/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o7_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/28a8ae1e1e7be81c3df04e9cbcba3d12/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o8_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2e28c0ff2574cfc65b40caee6badef5d/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o9_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dc63b53dadc793539c25ab613bffc9b/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o10_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Apr 2014, 16:11
I love that the first image in this thread is broken
Not anymore :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 29 Apr 2014, 17:11
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dc63b53dadc793539c25ab613bffc9b/tumblr_n1j57zpz9T1qzcrd8o10_1280.jpg)
Good for those kittens, that much inbreeding is never healthy.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 30 Apr 2014, 01:04
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--27TAkrPD--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/usnrqubdkzf8ddshhujn.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Apr 2014, 01:48
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10155925_10152515816247868_9059028174351302809_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 30 Apr 2014, 01:54
(http://i.imgur.com/XWbCBkY.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 30 Apr 2014, 02:11
http://jezebel.com/man-named-popadick-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-1569666636
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 Apr 2014, 05:19
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b27fbca77e1abdf61fda3aa74fa280bd/tumblr_n4nwuyccss1s0mbfho1_400.gif)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ehsfiJ2N1qdlh1io1_250.gif)

Quote
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2870a8341f2140e9b4c138fe93ee180d/tumblr_n4j2mspbA11qzft56o1_r1_400.gif)
"Hi, I’m Morpheus and welcome to Jackass"

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1014568e7fbeb947bd096df43c4fd24/tumblr_n3mt3npOrD1r5i0gpo1_500.jpg)

Quote
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f453501e8033b1bd2d4ce6511d85472/tumblr_n2yta7jmo61qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)
you’re not my real dad!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Apr 2014, 07:40
(http://i.imgur.com/xFLtGzQ.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/aLnkJui.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/YLHAlnQ.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Apr 2014, 07:42
That last one is cleeearly reversed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Apr 2014, 07:43
yeah, but its still cute.


(http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp-content/uploads/sites/26/2014/04/BiggestKillers_final_v8_no-logo1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Apr 2014, 10:08
Bug spray motherfuckers. Do you have it?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 30 Apr 2014, 10:14
Meh, it's arguable that it's not the mosquito itself that's killing people, but the various strains of diseases it infects people with that are killing people.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Apr 2014, 10:42

Quote
Forcing my boyfriend, who does not like science fiction, to watch The Fifth Element again.
(http://i.imgur.com/ix8yh8t.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 Apr 2014, 10:49
I think Adobe Illustrator might be racist...
(http://i.imgur.com/UcMVPDk.jpg)
(It's also funny that this guy owns Illustrator.. but can't find out how to print screen)

Pfft.. I love The Fifth Element.. I even have it on blu-ray :3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Apr 2014, 11:32
http://happyplace.someecards.com/30976/hamster-eating-a-tiny-burrito
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Apr 2014, 12:10
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bmd_gL0CMAA_Woc.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Apr 2014, 15:26
The best story about picking cotton (http://kingeibon.tumblr.com/post/73387583346/conflictedcontradiction-nooneslife)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Apr 2014, 15:52
The best story about picking cotton (http://kingeibon.tumblr.com/post/73387583346/conflictedcontradiction-nooneslife)

(http://dobrador.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/11751648997956435_smMbKXSC_f.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 30 Apr 2014, 16:23
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 30 Apr 2014, 16:25
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--27TAkrPD--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/usnrqubdkzf8ddshhujn.jpg)

"Hey!  This E-Mail's a wedding invite from someone named Walder Frey!"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Apr 2014, 16:45
what show is that?



moving on:
(http://i.imgur.com/oLhLj8c.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/N1FwBvl.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ppb6r5V.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/6n7xSVX.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 May 2014, 03:56
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ApOwg2Mx--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/dutl2ky5jncjnifjgpdx.jpg)

Praying mantis wearing 3d glasses.

http://io9.com/this-is-a-praying-mantis-wearing-3d-glasses-discuss-1570041575
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Post by: kyomi on 01 May 2014, 05:01

(http://i.imgur.com/1QRDzDA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aigG1Gw.jpg)
lol
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 May 2014, 07:36
Sean Bean plays Caesar (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3185182/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1) in the film on Shakespeare's play.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U2lqGcfBKac/UavGS5Y0VLI/AAAAAAAAADQ/gvsFU6BXpII/s1600/Boromir_Facepalm.jpg)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8168088320/hEE0B8AFE/)


(http://i.imgur.com/JYvcR5q.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/UBgWHdC.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/QiXrvFM.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 May 2014, 09:40
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qqxb5P2r1r03eaxo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 May 2014, 13:45
(http://i.imgur.com/aa1BCOE.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/gKjWLsq.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/gydUGCv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6bKsAbb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/y0KvVtR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/WkNvBLr.jpg)
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Post by: K1dmor on 01 May 2014, 22:00
 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 01 May 2014, 22:27
what show is that?

Merlin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_(TV_series)), I believe.

Never accept an invite from Walder Frey.  Or from Morgana.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 02 May 2014, 02:29
Sean Bean plays Caesar (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3185182/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1) in the film on Shakespeare's play.
"One does not simply walk across the Rubicon!"
Yet another role for Sean Bean
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 02 May 2014, 06:04
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/262465_493204950744600_1189063296_n.png?oh=61a01ee50f02337a86477a1887898e0a&oe=53DDA210&__gda__=1406454711_6db7dee2909cf952ce253e5bd35744d8)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 May 2014, 09:01
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8166779648/h1FCFD3BB/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 May 2014, 11:23
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr01/19/14/enhanced-buzz-8236-1384890944-15.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2014, 12:52
I do hope he touched his face before high fiving the dad :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2014, 13:00
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63kkpNuuL1qzav42o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Zebediah on 02 May 2014, 17:39
(http://deadstate.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/irony-funny-pictures-40.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 02 May 2014, 18:05
Well of course it is, I can see that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2014, 18:22
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 02 May 2014, 18:24

The oorahs really make this video.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 02 May 2014, 18:29
Thank You Ted.
The other joke.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2014, 18:36
...besides "nothing" being written in stone? Or am I missing something?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 02 May 2014, 18:42
This is one of many reasons why I love Policy Debate.

(http://i58.tinypic.com/do29i0.png)

This was in response to a post (http://4n6-4ever.tumblr.com/post/80007381120/how-to-dress-for-a-tournament) about how to dress for a Parli tournament.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 02 May 2014, 18:49
...besides "nothing" being written in stone? Or am I missing something?
The irony of carving a metaphor into a plaque when the literal interpretation of that metaphor contradicts itself, I would say.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2014, 18:54
Ahh, well done. (Applauds, but with one hand)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 02 May 2014, 19:03
This is one of many reasons why I love Policy Debate.

This was in response to an post (http://4n6-4ever.tumblr.com/post/80007381120/how-to-dress-for-a-tournament) about how to dress for a Parli tournament.
I read a dozen pages of the blog that was posted on (http://fuckyeahpolicydebate.tumblr.com/) and I have no idea what 99% of it even means.

Also, programming sucks. (http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 02 May 2014, 19:04

The oorahs really make this video.

Welcome to the barracks. We got violence, chest thumping, rampant alcoholism, homoeroticism and sing alongs.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 02 May 2014, 22:07
They were singing? :-P
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: K1dmor on 03 May 2014, 02:30
 
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/dUCwoOy.jpg)

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 May 2014, 04:45
Daniel Radcliffe is high on my list of famous people I would hang out with
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 May 2014, 05:37
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/341a565d2812f6dc5306c31c6bf217aa/tumblr_n4jw48viUD1qz51ako1_1280.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a8275b9afdacdabd19fddc819578204/tumblr_n4z9xrWW1V1qdb6t2o1_500.jpg)
These are minimalist lawn gnomes (http://www.plust.it/jsp/en/product/id_38_product_baddy.jsp)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 May 2014, 06:06
....that is not what that looks like. I'm just saying
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 May 2014, 06:15
From where I found it:
Quote
Quote
okay so apparently these are supposed to be some sort of modern minimalist garden gnome sculptures but they look like fucking bad dragon dildos
the name doesn’t help either
I thought this was gonna be one of those posts where an innocent thing turns out to be a sex toy but it turned out to be a post where it being a dildo would make MORE sense

Also, they glow in the dark
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 May 2014, 07:10
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/dUCwoOy.jpg)

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”
"YOU SHUT UP, NATE."

"THAT'S CAPTAIN REYNOLDS, THANK YOU."
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 May 2014, 07:42
That needs to happen now. Nathan Fillion and Daniel Radcliffe running around doing stuff.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 May 2014, 09:28


(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10175025_813897001964646_1296357296137323621_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10308299_813898998631113_6822299160062751813_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10269584_812612805426399_1950137837733528924_n.jpg)

Quote
I'm sure most of you are aware that in some species of spider the female will devour the male after copulation. But did you know that some males not only do not fight against this cannibalization, they actively promote and facilitate it? The male Redback Spider performs a somersault after mating and literally jumps into the females mouth. But why? What possible evolutionary benefit could there be from enabling your mating partner to eat you?

Researchers discovered that the environment of these spiders was so hostile that it was highly unlikely that a male would be able to find another mating partner. Therefore it would be better for it to focus on ensuring that the female did not mate again. Mate guarding is a poor tactic for these spiders as the females are so much larger.

The researchers also found that if a female devoured her first mating partner she was much less likely to accept a second male. If she did not eat her first partner she would usually accept to solicitations of the next male that came along.

These two factors (hostile environment and female choice when full) means that promoting their own devouring actually confers an evolutionary advantage on these male spiders.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 May 2014, 10:15
(http://i.imgur.com/kINVDBo.jpg)
http://thesnugglebuddies.com/index.html (http://thesnugglebuddies.com/index.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/CFPCQWk.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 May 2014, 05:45
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/263dcbdaeb3392a13ded3efcf9ff8883/tumblr_n4yw7eB3Kh1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 May 2014, 05:50
(click to show/hide)

Beo, what the hell is going on there?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 May 2014, 06:06
... no fucking clue. But it's pointless?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 May 2014, 06:07
Is it? I mean...I guess? I don't know.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 04 May 2014, 07:03
I dunno, I suspect there's at least five points in there.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 04 May 2014, 07:18
(http://i.imgur.com/Oo7TNbT.gif)

 :-o
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 May 2014, 08:15
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f820c60e6bc5bde63d84ada49de702e2/tumblr_n4nlvhYX8K1t898meo1_400.gif)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/868bf85da97fa008ad8890efbeeb8389/tumblr_n4z5ldiIeG1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 May 2014, 10:21
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmztAjdCEAADrLb.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 04 May 2014, 22:18

Just reminding you this is a thing that happened and it is AWESOME
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 05 May 2014, 02:06
I am guessing of course, but I assume the Leopard Seal thought the diver was a baby Leopard Seal?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 May 2014, 03:55
Maybe, certainly some kind of ineffectual predator though. It's sweet how concerned she was though isn't it?

Here's a far cuter seal coming and saying hi to some hunters.


Seems seals are just super friendly in general. I wouldn't try it with Leopard Seals or grown adults... but the pups just wanna come say hi.



Here's some cool POV blue whale footage including some underwater work. It's amazing how... big they are.


Here's that same guy's own encounter with a seal pup X3

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 05 May 2014, 05:51
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 May 2014, 06:43
(http://i.imgur.com/e2j7V6R.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10168175_321530754660559_8114767450171032767_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/603674_321277854685849_7211079428982560132_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10168118_321148658032102_5470298016429264310_n.png)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1012575_320772271403074_5993597464874727848_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10172743_320557524757882_7840240653984386529_n.jpg)

IVAN STOP MAKING OF MINE ANGEL OR YOU WILL EXPLODE AND BECOME ANGEL OF MOTHERLAND

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10314499_320392278107740_7514818485805610470_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1981893_320092484804386_2344352914185614202_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10246277_637950922955788_7865569881221633724_n.png)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10169201_279504552223230_1454003635009902919_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10299048_273684989476662_4242227273314165205_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 May 2014, 07:14
Rapper's vocabulary. (http://rappers.mdaniels.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 05 May 2014, 11:31
Great post, Garandmarine.

Umm..

(http://i.imgur.com/RzASxMm.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 05 May 2014, 11:54




T̴̶̛͕̟̠͕͓̥͍̘̘͉̝̠͋̒̂ͤ̚͟͝h̛͖̻̘̙͎̮̳̞͖͍̖̗̹̾̓ͣͪ̈́͌ͮͬ̍̐ͨ̚͜͡e̷̼͙̖̻̩͖̾̋͊̈͛ͮͫ̎̂̆̇ͣ̓ͬ̑͋̑ͧ ̸̷̛͓͕̼͈̲̥͚̜̥̠̲͉̼͎̲͐͒̈́ͣ̀̀̏̏̏̍ͮ̑͊ͥ̀̕mͩͯ͑ͮ͛ͯ̃̄̚͏̡̫̥̳̪͙̮͇̳̮͔̯̻̰̞͝ͅà͕͇͈̳̙͔̹͗̒̇̅̃͛ͬͧͭͦ͊͑ͩ̄͐́͘ͅt̵̞̝̼͉̼̭̝͚̰̭͔͐ͭ̓́͛ͬ͠r̡̻̮͉͕̹͓͖͓͊ͮͫ̈́̂ͧ̆͐ͭ̅̿̈͟͠ͅỉ̌ͬͫ̑́҉͏͍͉͓̣̘x̡̺̟͎͇̤͍͓̞̘ͭ̏ͫ̈̑ͦ͟ ͭ̂ͬ̂̑ͫ̽̇̈ͥ͊̈͋̈́̈̐̓͊ͦ҉̀͡҉͖̝̣͚͈͎̯̹̫̀ḩ̷̞̜͎̯̯̤̤͍͙͎͈̈̊̈́̐ͬ̌̒ͨ̍ͬ̇ͩ̓̏̀̌́̚͞a͈̝̜͕̦͚̖̟̮̰͍̹̻̱̺̤ͪ̄̐͐͑ͩ̂͊̅ͧ̊ͣͨ̐ͨ̂̓͒͆̀͟͟͡sͪ̎̓̄̿͐ͤ͑ͭ͆͒̉ͤ̔̌͗̒͛̚͏̸̝̦̟͙͔̻͍͢ͅ ̧̂̿̓̔͗ͣ҉̨̨̬̯̘͓̥͍͓̝̖̠̗̬̕ͅy̴̸̢̯̺͇͔̭̓̂͛͂̾͜͠o̴̵̧͖̙̹̥̫̤͈̗̲̺͙̳̮̘̮̫̦͎ͥ̂̐̃̈̌̒̀̓ͨ́̚ư̷̢͕̪̩̩͔͔͉̘̮͕̙͎̦̥̱̤͐̂̿̋̓ͫ̃͡ͅ
̷̢̧͔͖̼͍͍̭̔͐ͤ̒ͩ̽̆̆̾ͯͩ̊͆̈͗͢͟ͅ

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 05 May 2014, 12:04
I never did figure out how to do that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 05 May 2014, 12:09
http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD (http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD) and http://eeemo.net/ (http://eeemo.net/)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 05 May 2014, 14:13
(http://i.imgur.com/nfxH6Jz.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 05 May 2014, 14:55
http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD (http://imgur.com/gallery/qdYm1ZD) and http://eeemo.net/ (http://eeemo.net/)

 :mrgreen:
Thanks. And damn it, imgur is getting as inescapable as tvtropes. Food hacks (http://imgur.com/gallery/wz605).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 May 2014, 14:58
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/aae40c11fe9469789e6eddbc629c4987/tumblr_n4sqpoKYlr1s3o565o1_r2_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0051367e50bbe3607252b36e95f710aa/tumblr_n4sqpoKYlr1s3o565o2_r2_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2252c5abdbd014463b6833d10eadebc8/tumblr_n4sqpoKYlr1s3o565o4_r1_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/86baf6a33813f16bafc37aab3b0c9c4c/tumblr_n4sqpoKYlr1s3o565o5_r1_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/646b3a9d625ba46df50913ec366daaf6/tumblr_n4sqpoKYlr1s3o565o3_r1_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 May 2014, 19:12
Please review this important safety information.
この重要な安全情報を確認してください。

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10170799_10152465723065815_8033467130272531730_n.jpg)

I probably posted this somewhere already. I don't care because it makes me giggle.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 05 May 2014, 23:44
0_o

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 May 2014, 03:45
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1902999_632355060180211_6954782956499471836_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 May 2014, 07:38
(http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-761325818.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Zebediah on 06 May 2014, 10:18

I'm not actually sure which one is imitating the other, speaking as the father of a boy who could bark before he could talk.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 06 May 2014, 13:27
My 2 year old nephew does this with his 2 Border Terriers.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 06 May 2014, 13:28
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 06 May 2014, 13:41
I like that. It reminds me of this.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 May 2014, 14:03
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/976d43092fc34edfb0e2d7c95e3e4cdc/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o4_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/065acb509d8fc5b22f79781db571579f/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o5_1280.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2f6b3add1a90606288c075be81567b5b/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o6_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f0721b7a955d115dd3584c92657f12e6/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o1_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bc1f0f8011428b147731e335e094809f/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/22a948ef9686c88f26b04a2b661e2cb6/tumblr_n54dswAmBu1r2jhf4o3_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 May 2014, 14:55
Whats the reverse of Stockholm Syndrome?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2014, 16:33

Old, but it never fails to make me happy :mrgreen:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 May 2014, 21:31
(https://i.imgur.com/ZhLnW1E.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hD74Q8r.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/rApjJzM.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/40gxc5K.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/tAXOInV.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hMGkLY4.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 06 May 2014, 23:59
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 07 May 2014, 03:02
I had to know...


赋̧ͥ͑͐̐̂͢͝得͑ͨ̑̄ͥ͊͑͠江̴̛ͣ͋̀͊̈边̉͋ͯ̂̔͛ͦ͟柳̧͋̈̍͂͊̽͡
̶̨ͭ̅͛̔͗̐̚ ̧ͤͥͦ̍̍̕ ̡̈́͆̽҉̵ ́̿̆ͦ͑̏͑̃̕͡ ̒ͧ͡鱼̍̓̍̂̒ͨͫ̕͡玄̴̧́ͯ͒ͦͦͬ͟机̧́ͯ̊̌̓̒̈ͫ̕ ́ͤͫ ̇ͯ͐̽͛̃ͦͣ ̶̛̀͢
ͪͭ̾̇̈́̓ͭ̔翠̈́͒̓͏色̸ͮͭͩ连̵̢͑̾ͧ͛荒̵̵̔͋ͫ̎̊͐̓͡岸̡̏́̈́̍̒ͦ,ͣ̂̉͒̈ͦ̈́ͫ͛̕
̵̷̿͗͂͂̓̑̆ͮ͝烟̵ͨ̽̆̄̓ͬ͑͝姿̅ͮ͋͊͛入̉͗̈́ͦ̕远ͣ̔͞楼̷̵͗̆͗̇͝。̛́̍̌̓̾͛ͨ
̸̑ͦͭ͘影̵̧ͨͨ̾铺ͨ͑̂̂̊ͧ̅͝秋̊̓̄͒̒̅͑҉̡水̈́̒̋́̊́́͡面̛͊͌ͥ,̨̛̎͒ͨͫͥ̓̇̋
ͪ̂͆͑ͤ̐̃̓̔̕花͛ͯ̔ͣ落̛ͪ̓ͧ͘钓̶ͤ́ͬ̍ͫ̐͐̈́̚人̒̚҉͟͢头̓̊̐̆。̓̔̑̀҉̴
̏̈́͘͏根̶̧ͬ̋ͫ͊̋ͤ̓̀̄老͆̽藏̋ͥ̏ͧͬ̔̀҉̧鱼̇ͥ̍̂́͡窟̶ͩ͋̐̌͂̿̕,̑̇
̵ͫ͑̋̌ͬͦ̕͝枝̿̊̈́́̀͞低͂̾̂͂̊̈ͧ̕系̴ͦ̃͒̿̂͋͊̃̈͞客̸̑ͦ̊̔̿ͤ̎͡舟̸̡̃͠。̴̒͒͋ͬ̓̔͐́
͑̅萧̵̵̸͊̈̐ͥ͛͊萧̴̍ͫ̉̈̾ͯ͝͠风̒̓̎́ͯͩͮͯ̀雨͌͊ͯͦ̈͋̃̌͢夜ͥͫ͞,̨̌͗ͦ̉́ͯ̿͋͢
̈̃̎̍ͮͨ͛̈͜͠惊ͣ͌҉̵͡梦̷ͭ̇ͩ͜复̸̀̆̆͂̽̇̃̋̐添̧͊͜愁̧̏̾̕。̓ͮ̉̅ͨ̐̒̊͜͡
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 04:32
....holy Matrix Batman.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2014, 04:51
I had to know...


赋̧ͥ͑͐̐̂͢͝得͑ͨ̑̄ͥ͊͑͠江̴̛ͣ͋̀͊̈边̉͋ͯ̂̔͛ͦ͟柳̧͋̈̍͂͊̽͡
̶̨ͭ̅͛̔͗̐̚ ̧ͤͥͦ̍̍̕ ̡̈́͆̽҉̵ ́̿̆ͦ͑̏͑̃̕͡ ̒ͧ͡鱼̍̓̍̂̒ͨͫ̕͡玄̴̧́ͯ͒ͦͦͬ͟机̧́ͯ̊̌̓̒̈ͫ̕ ́ͤͫ ̇ͯ͐̽͛̃ͦͣ ̶̛̀͢
ͪͭ̾̇̈́̓ͭ̔翠̈́͒̓͏色̸ͮͭͩ连̵̢͑̾ͧ͛荒̵̵̔͋ͫ̎̊͐̓͡岸̡̏́̈́̍̒ͦ,ͣ̂̉͒̈ͦ̈́ͫ͛̕
̵̷̿͗͂͂̓̑̆ͮ͝烟̵ͨ̽̆̄̓ͬ͑͝姿̅ͮ͋͊͛入̉͗̈́ͦ̕远ͣ̔͞楼̷̵͗̆͗̇͝。̛́̍̌̓̾͛ͨ
̸̑ͦͭ͘影̵̧ͨͨ̾铺ͨ͑̂̂̊ͧ̅͝秋̊̓̄͒̒̅͑҉̡水̈́̒̋́̊́́͡面̛͊͌ͥ,̨̛̎͒ͨͫͥ̓̇̋
ͪ̂͆͑ͤ̐̃̓̔̕花͛ͯ̔ͣ落̛ͪ̓ͧ͘钓̶ͤ́ͬ̍ͫ̐͐̈́̚人̒̚҉͟͢头̓̊̐̆。̓̔̑̀҉̴
̏̈́͘͏根̶̧ͬ̋ͫ͊̋ͤ̓̀̄老͆̽藏̋ͥ̏ͧͬ̔̀҉̧鱼̇ͥ̍̂́͡窟̶ͩ͋̐̌͂̿̕,̑̇
̵ͫ͑̋̌ͬͦ̕͝枝̿̊̈́́̀͞低͂̾̂͂̊̈ͧ̕系̴ͦ̃͒̿̂͋͊̃̈͞客̸̑ͦ̊̔̿ͤ̎͡舟̸̡̃͠。̴̒͒͋ͬ̓̔͐́
͑̅萧̵̵̸͊̈̐ͥ͛͊萧̴̍ͫ̉̈̾ͯ͝͠风̒̓̎́ͯͩͮͯ̀雨͌͊ͯͦ̈͋̃̌͢夜ͥͫ͞,̨̌͗ͦ̉́ͯ̿͋͢
̈̃̎̍ͮͨ͛̈͜͠惊ͣ͌҉̵͡梦̷ͭ̇ͩ͜复̸̀̆̆͂̽̇̃̋̐添̧͊͜愁̧̏̾̕。̓ͮ̉̅ͨ̐̒̊͜͡


I entered that into Google Translate, my computer immediately shut down and armed Agents showed up at my door. I should probably go on the run now, goodbye forever.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 07:09
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternate_currency.png)

The pointless threads alone will make us all wealthy beyond our wildest dreams
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 07:44
NSFW link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/topless-book-club-new-york-photos-nsfw_n_5267320.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Two facts:
1. Nudity is, or should be normal.
2. Reading IS sexy. Whether you read nude or in a floor length coat.

and a reminder:
Quote
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages."
                                                -John Waters

I know we have a what are you reading thread, but I'm curious, how many of you have libraries? How many of you own hard copy books, if you do how many do you own? Show us a photo of your books?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 May 2014, 08:05
I own books. For me this whole e-reader thing is newfangled madness. Right up to the moment they invent an e-reader that can hold thousands of books and allows me to scan the bar codes of the books I already own for a free download of that book.

Several hundred books, I guess? 300? 400? 500? Not entirely sure. I guess me and the girl together might touch a thousand.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 May 2014, 08:59
pffft. Everyone knows that bottle caps are the preferred currency of 9 out of 10 post-apocalyptic societies.

I really like my tablet/e-reader. It is very convenient to have dozens to hundreds of books at hand at any given moment. Especially as a gamer, it's nice to be able to carry my library with me when I don't know which game I may be playing any given day, instead of carrying around a second crate of books. But I'll never give up real paper books either. There is a primal joy and sensation of holding a real book in your hands that an e-reader just doesn't satisfy. And you don't have to recharge your books...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 07 May 2014, 10:46
I probably have about....100? 200? Not sure. A full 6 foot tall, 3 foot wide bookcase full.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: celticgeek on 07 May 2014, 10:55
We have several hundred books, ranging from "ancient" textbooks (meaning ones I used in my undergraduate days) to recent best sellers.  I also have several hundred CDs of music (all ripped to my computer), and a couple of hundred DVDs. 

Neither my wife or I use any sort of e-reader. 

I think that this means I am some sort of Luddite hoarder. 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2014, 11:04
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 12:21
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/126/0/7/one_size_fits____all__by_nebezial-d7helwu.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 May 2014, 13:23
Oh how I can identify with finding clothes to fit an amazon height. I just wish I had the amazon muscles and curves to go with it...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 13:37
Hit the gym? You're already pretty, just gotta get buff
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2014, 14:01
Oh how I can identify with finding clothes to fit an amazon height. I just wish I had the amazon muscles and curves to go with it...
Hit the gym? You're already pretty, just gotta get buff
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2014, 14:22
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10250139_10152089146556476_6717912579282052928_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 07 May 2014, 14:28
Maslow's hierarchy of needs! The only thing I remember from Economics 101!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 May 2014, 14:29
Holy fuck wifi <3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 07 May 2014, 14:38
Hindi comic covers (http://monsterbrains.blogspot.se/2014/04/hindi-comic-covers.html)

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3687/13567403725_cc6150f186_b.jpg)

(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3699/13567761624_4a34458d26_b.jpg)

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7447/13586956455_10636ac0cc_o.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2014, 14:44
Maslow's hierarchy of needs! The only thing I remember from Economics 101!
Interesting, for me it came up in Psychology 101 and Interpersonal Communication, which I conveniently took in the same semester and resulted in shaving a dog.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2014, 14:48
Why would you do that? :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 07 May 2014, 14:49
Which one, shave a dog, or take Psych 101 and Interpersonal Communication in the same semester?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2014, 14:52
Why would you do that? :psyduck:
(http://images.bidnessetc.com/content/uploads/images/source/evil-laugh-o.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/wGsb3jP.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 May 2014, 15:03
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e7155140928e580eb7e7d663ee2d393/tumblr_n51v9aJzDd1qzh3kjo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/89f91816bde70681dc852179a0e22ac4/tumblr_n51v9aJzDd1qzh3kjo2_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 May 2014, 15:13
Why would you do that? :psyduck:
serious answer: All of the middle parts of the pyramid applied to the dog.  For the Com class we had to do community service and relate it to the class.  Me and two friends in the class went to the humane society.  They just rescued this little dog (looked like a shit zu or a similar looking dog) and it needed to get cleaned up and shaved (there was matted hair all over the poor little thing).  It was very cautious about us but as we started talking to it, petting it, shaving it, washing it, and playing with it it started to change behavior after about 30 minutes with it.  It's tongue was came out, smiled, little tail wagging like crazy and was hoping around us playing.  It felt comfortable with us because we were giving it security, socializing with it, and all this was improving its confidence with us (humans).  Not to mention getting a decent  meal.


(http://i.imgur.com/DIVQ1OY.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 08 May 2014, 02:01
(http://jkwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cena-scared-gif.gif)

John Cena finds this uncomfortable
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 08 May 2014, 05:04
http://imgur.com/gallery/q7Vdm (http://imgur.com/gallery/q7Vdm)

Too many neat images to post here.. follow link for the gallery :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 May 2014, 06:07
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10300310_10152840983344676_770052348059432203_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 May 2014, 10:58
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 08 May 2014, 12:30
If IE is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

That's genuinely quite inspiring to me. Better check with my partner before I ask any girls out though.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Zebediah on 08 May 2014, 13:39
GET OUT OF MY WAY, SHARK.

(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/shark.jpg)

JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.


I am not in the mood for your shit.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 08 May 2014, 15:05
(http://www.tshirtvortex.net/wp-content/uploads/Yoda-OOYL-Meme.jpg)

Words to live by
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 May 2014, 15:14
(http://i.imgur.com/WhjCeEA.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 May 2014, 15:49
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/72f5b1f837c43653ac00433de4356da0/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/04fcbf8c163dca0260f2b0d3e122b1bf/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo10_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/190507880cd1c2c3f8b063076118d9d7/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo9_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/88db1878091df3361dc1c0b35588c675/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo5_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe6e97b91638680caae127449e450c4f/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo7_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/b172480a0dbc1b0e553ac069d2ec05e7/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo8_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef786dff2ce1c9c1725f144dc40f1750/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo6_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/06af7e72519f423be59372e745a42f78/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo4_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a306b3820c60ac6e039089ddcaec33f2/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0f9f21626f6c7cbbaa5091b12d1be6f/tumblr_n54vff9TTG1qewacoo2_1280.jpg)

With an addition
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/74ecdcee7ce69c3c7ba2da3e458f4647/tumblr_n56wr7POEy1rpv933o1_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bb71ab6a14bcf376225818102dd8e3b0/tumblr_n56wr7POEy1rpv933o5_1280.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e2e2b9771e4783f3fbf430c7842a607c/tumblr_n56wr7POEy1rpv933o2_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/80dde21f4f48b397869a26badf15638a/tumblr_n56wr7POEy1rpv933o3_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5274070d90d4f21fb42c3e27c555a78d/tumblr_n56wr7POEy1rpv933o4_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 May 2014, 17:56
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/shark.jpg)
No, he is gently and politely requesting the shark to move and the shark is moving because the shark did not want to be in his way.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 08 May 2014, 22:08
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/4/16/enhanced-30052-1396642698-43.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 09 May 2014, 00:06
Oh no! It's Meow the Merciless! Run for your lives!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 May 2014, 04:29
Pretty sure you were looking for "Chairman Meow".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 09 May 2014, 04:33
Could be Meowssolini. . .
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 May 2014, 04:38
Or...Joseph Pawlin?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 09 May 2014, 04:42
General Pettin'.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 09 May 2014, 04:44
General John Purr-shing
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 09 May 2014, 04:45
Both of you get the fuck out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 09 May 2014, 04:50
What, and disappoint General Douglas B. McCathur?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 09 May 2014, 04:51
Look this run was punbelievable and you've both made the meowst of it but I think we should just paws for thought.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 04:53
That's just the type of thing Neville Chamberkitten would have said to Kitler about the Sudentland.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 09 May 2014, 04:54
Yeah, well try telling that to Otto Purrzeny.

EDIT: You'd at least need Winston Purrchill at the table for that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 09 May 2014, 05:29
(http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/800x600/pierce-the-veil/173406/pierce-the-veil-chairman-meow-173406.jpg)
The Chinese word for a cat is actually māo ( though, not as in the Great Helmsman's name).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 09 May 2014, 05:42
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Meow
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 06:17
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10343531_818834144804265_7202872295982832771_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 06:59
All glory to Soviet Bear!
http://imgur.com/a/rj75V


http://imgur.com/gallery/Zz32h
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 09 May 2014, 07:19
*Cackles* Someone please tell me the bear won.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 07:20
(http://puu.sh/8EPSP)

I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10246346_717140988343049_3758107476336612018_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 07:32
And now we go on a feels trip!
http://themetapicture.com/would-you-like-to-buy-a-heart/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 09 May 2014, 07:44
Heartwarming.

Somebody had to say it!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 May 2014, 07:46
True Stories from a Cop: Poppy the Penguin to the Rescue
http://imgur.com/gallery/VF7mD (http://imgur.com/gallery/VF7mD)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Zebediah on 09 May 2014, 07:57
(http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b429/zebgodwin/spock_arl.jpg)

CEO Cat is not satisfied with your performance.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 09 May 2014, 08:18
(http://puu.sh/8EPSP)

I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

OTT? What means OTT?  Maybe she's like female Robocop :D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 08:49
Over The Top

Heh. In more ways then one here.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 09 May 2014, 09:16
Obviously the cleavage holds a portal to hammerspace.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 09 May 2014, 09:22
CEO Cat is not satisfied with your performance.

Looks more like stern old principal cat to me, dissatisfied with your talking in class.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 09 May 2014, 09:23
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/train.png)

Ok, but what happens when two trains are traveling in opposite directions or perpendicular to the other's direction?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 09 May 2014, 09:30
Those things are obviously impossible.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 09 May 2014, 09:31
I know ladies occasionally store things in their bras and cleavage, but this is a little bit OTT  :psyduck:

Notice how she doesn't pull it from inside her top, but from between her breasts. It doesn't show up under them when pulling it out. Meter deep hole in her chest-cavity.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 May 2014, 10:01
I just assumed it worked like the "pockets" of old cartoons like bugs bunny.

_______________________________________________
(http://i.imgur.com/nJxz9s5.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 09 May 2014, 12:33
Welcome to the '90s:

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 May 2014, 12:59



(http://i.imgur.com/mS91uZo.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/dmIr1P1.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/84SZyPc.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/TUfy15p.gif)

(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-28058-15089dfdaed572.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 09 May 2014, 15:59
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/4/16/enhanced-30052-1396642698-43.jpg)

I was thinking more along the lines of Meowjo Jojo.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 May 2014, 16:30
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/351fcf93778f83bf3a509324793781ca77cbf80e_m.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 May 2014, 17:57
http://www.wimp.com/fireextinguisher/

I wanna be a firefighter if it means I get to drive a fuckmothering tank with fighter jet engines strapped to it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 10 May 2014, 08:02
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/95deb1e27cbc37af5ba83f11beea8b98/tumblr_n5bd9o0KG61qbmzy3o1_500.png)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/78f40446f9fe25b63e14acf528686420/tumblr_n5bd9o0KG61qbmzy3o2_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 May 2014, 08:29
Just a friendly reminder to call your mother.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10271468_10152241135586840_1644479238087883979_n.jpg)


Meanwhile slightly suspect dating advice from Taiwan:
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169215_10152232483501840_8094560439832326510_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10171100_10152232472706840_2847785258816656368_n.jpg)

This is why Emma Stone is awesome:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10259715_10152223881376840_8047134301850834466_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10330317_10152217982476840_2501873874711239307_n.jpg)

We already talked about that racist shit who threw a banana at a footballer, but here's pics with a bad ass quote

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10171749_10152212787881840_4398935277942647926_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10300050_10152200412226840_1364752065356528304_n.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 May 2014, 08:47
Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Re: the banana one - gotta love his reaction to the racist gesture. "Tasty energy? Why thank you, anonymous stranger!"
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Post by: LeeC on 10 May 2014, 15:34
(https://i.imgur.com/XlAMXqB.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/vPXnvEi.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/RXH4FOQ.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/DOZz3cs.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/z9V4Mwn.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 11 May 2014, 17:06
Butts Disease (http://hyperbutts.com)

c/o Wil Wheaton.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 May 2014, 17:11
http://www.viralnova.com/weekly-chalkboard-art/#OMwgKqcumdbREItO.01
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 May 2014, 17:17
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/93fc19dfd5965856469eba8a344c46ac/tumblr_n1wna3fS281sq9yswo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e7be12d7be59069d24fcfa6f970e3fb/tumblr_n1wna3fS281sq9yswo2_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0652bd11f6fe880e67b37263fceb7ccb/tumblr_n1wna3fS281sq9yswo3_400.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 11 May 2014, 17:19
I have nothing but love for that most random of animus.
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Post by: 94ssd on 11 May 2014, 18:16
Hmmm...maybe I should give this a try.

(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2s8mvs9.jpgp)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 11 May 2014, 18:55
"Can I buy you a book?" A paperback isn't considerably more than a drink at a bar, and lasts much longer.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 May 2014, 00:06
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10372081_642258182523618_4724269529614149986_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 12 May 2014, 04:27
(https://i.imgur.com/XlAMXqB.jpg)
The man whom he shot was briefly the most confused soldier in the world.
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Post by: kyomi on 12 May 2014, 05:08

(https://i.imgur.com/DOZz3cs.jpg)


Is it just me, or is there something wrong with his arm/hand? It's a completely different color.
It's still a pretty awesome picture :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 May 2014, 05:13
Either it's make up or dude has an issue with dry skin. Thinking it's make up, Nathan Explosion (the character that guy's cosplaying) is very ashen of skin tone
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Post by: LeeC on 12 May 2014, 05:22
(http://i.imgur.com/JOcc2bS.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 May 2014, 05:24
"One of these things is not like the other..."
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 May 2014, 07:09
(http://i.imgur.com/Y8rNSHW.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/BHqwK41.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ew1JJqg.png)
 source:
http://www.tylervigen.com/

Also:

http://howwrongyouare.org/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 May 2014, 09:35
Meanwhile near a USC Campus

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10294501_10152359926543189_2902387473573713443_n.png?oh=a8cdd78b6a051522de0a8dc63c464a91&oe=53F62522)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 May 2014, 12:16
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 May 2014, 12:50
So... what I learned from that vid is.. don't go to live auctions because I have no clue what he's saying till the end...  :psyduck:

(http://i.imgur.com/GELJewg.jpg)

I know it's wrong.. but I found that too funny
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: K1dmor on 12 May 2014, 13:27
 (http://i.imgur.com/FT0Knkr.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 May 2014, 15:07
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/66ac537f9ea164591a83d537e8328edd/tumblr_n561dl33A61r1oskao1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 12 May 2014, 16:49

 source:
http://www.tylervigen.com/

Also:

http://howwrongyouare.org/

Another interesting one:
(http://www.tylervigen.com/correlation_project/correlation_images/us-spending-on-science-space-and-technology_suicides-by-hanging-strangulation-and-suffocation.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 12 May 2014, 17:16
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bncgv39IQAAtjl7.png)

Macauley Culkin is on the shirt of Ryan Gosling in the picture on Macauley Culkin's shirt.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 12 May 2014, 23:39
This needs to escalate quickly.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 13 May 2014, 03:18
Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Nope, you're helping a loving couple to realize that they don't need to change in order to find love, and that ketchup is gross.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 13 May 2014, 03:28
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/66ac537f9ea164591a83d537e8328edd/tumblr_n561dl33A61r1oskao1_1280.png)

What the morris-dancing fuck is going on here?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 May 2014, 04:11
Propaganda.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 May 2014, 04:15
Tony Hawk Pro Skater (back when it was good)

Re: the ketchup one, you all know my stance on ketchup. But apparently now I'm keeping a loving couple apart by refusing to use it. Damn it.

Nope, you're helping a loving couple to realize that they don't need to change in order to find love, and that ketchup is gross.
No, I also don't late tomatoes in tomato form, either, so I'd keep that tomato away from my potato. I'd still leave them apart.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 13 May 2014, 05:22
I believe this should satisfy all parties.

(http://www.cookingwithpatty.com/italian/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tomato.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 13 May 2014, 05:50
So... browsing imgur when this song comes on winamp.. and then I see this gif and they sync up perfectly :)

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/kjhJv5D.gif&v=eRyo0uPQkrs&s=15 (http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/kjhJv5D.gif&v=eRyo0uPQkrs&s=15)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 13 May 2014, 05:57
An abandoned lifeboat at world's end. (http://allkindsofhistory.wordpress.com/2011/02/13/an-abandoned-lifeboat-at-worlds-end/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2014, 06:01
How football sounds to people who don't care about it. (http://www.tickld.com/x/how-football-sounds-to-people-that-just-dont-care-T)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 13 May 2014, 06:29
(http://i0.wp.com/www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/heaven-hell-1.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 13 May 2014, 06:51
So... essentially it doesn't matter, since you're still getting screwed with Bioware dialog?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 13 May 2014, 06:54
Wasn't part of the joke that Bioware's dialogue swings wildly between great and terrible?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 13 May 2014, 07:00
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/51320140239186.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 13 May 2014, 07:02
Never say that to anyone who actually works for BioWare. They'll just say "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" and punch you in the face  :mrgreen:


Dude waited four years to finish that tweet. The antici
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2014, 08:27
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/988470_713560632040188_6396500510063851804_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 13 May 2014, 08:39
The weapons of Marine Recon: Everything you wanted to know and more. (http://imgur.com/gallery/kqxLU)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 13 May 2014, 08:44
@ Sorflakne Big sticks, balls, a walk in a park, strange attire. Seems a lot like golf to me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 13 May 2014, 08:46
If it isn't LEPrecon I'm not interested.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 May 2014, 10:14
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows about those books Beo...

In other news time for a little self introspection: http://laughingsquid.com/if-you-love-this-beer-then-youll-love-this-wine-comparable-beer-and-wine-pairing-infographic/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 13 May 2014, 10:28
Those books deserve a much bigger audience.

Pop music is scientifically proven to be worse than it used to be!!!! (http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/science-proves-pop-music-has-actually-gotten-worse-8173368/?no-ist)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2014, 10:44
@ Sorflakne Big sticks, balls, a walk in a park, strange attire. Seems a lot like golf to me.
Except in the pictured hobby, you get to beat the snot out of each other with said sticks and balls.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 May 2014, 10:51
Those books deserve a much bigger audience.


Much, much larger.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 May 2014, 12:12
I believe this should satisfy all parties.

(http://www.cookingwithpatty.com/italian/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tomato.jpg)
What is that on the potatoes?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 13 May 2014, 12:26
Those are potatoes?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 13 May 2014, 12:27
Good question, I'd sooner ask "What is that under the tomato sauce?"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 May 2014, 12:53
Gnocchi, you heathens.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: snalin on 13 May 2014, 12:57
Scampi?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 May 2014, 13:25
Gnocchi, you heathens.

Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 May 2014, 13:35
Y'all are heathens who don't appreciate the glory that is gnocchi. All hail the great potato-pasta.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 13 May 2014, 14:37
Hey now! Don't be insulting. I'm a heathen too.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: celticgeek on 13 May 2014, 14:48
En annan hedning i forumet.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 May 2014, 14:50
barley any pictures on this page, let alone a gif....I'll fix that...

(http://i.imgur.com/Qahy7k2.gif)

no worries, it was a watermelon
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 May 2014, 15:23
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/09f8abe443b4b4d97ac7c1dd15a3dfbb/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/00050813fa0a6b0e473f32a3fc6ac17d/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o2_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e79ac38b5826aba7105d8c8a5575ce69/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o3_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/979a986f027276e3ef4fe798b4d0bdd0/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o4_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/712ec64a2072c302b0ce3190c1c66ee2/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o5_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a0b443c145d9e1e0bf036e7019ffdddc/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o6_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0afa0704f32bd61f20fe418d7eb6b6a5/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o7_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/3eada9d60d362a726637957e5cd9db75/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o8_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/033dc7d9dc8c873c35515c440f58ccff/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o9_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9e7a7afe9f60473a2a628e6c19d2ebb3/tumblr_n53c5tqnHR1qc8jh0o10_500.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 13 May 2014, 18:26
Whoever's writing his jokes needs to leave comedy to professionals I think.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 May 2014, 19:36
Gnocchi, you heathens.
Wait, that's gnocchi? It looks like lumpy mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 13 May 2014, 20:58
Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.
Ahem... There is at least one of the "Heathen Chinese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heathen_Chinee)" here...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 13 May 2014, 21:48
Wouldn't we all be heathens some place or another?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 14 May 2014, 00:14
Only if you ignore the origin, usage and entire historical context (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathen#Heathen) of the word's use.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 14 May 2014, 01:28
Whoever's writing his jokes needs to leave comedy to professionals I think.

I thought the ones I understood were pretty funny...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 14 May 2014, 03:30
Y'all are heathens who don't appreciate the glory that is gnocchi. All hail the great potato-pasta.
It's posts like this that make me wish the forum had a 'like' button.

Almost.

Until then, there's always sig-quotes.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 03:56
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a42b704faf148678eefead04fb64b6a/tumblr_n5hv1uY1rY1qkej80o1_500.jpg)

I'd call myself more of a heretic, actually.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2014, 03:59
Shame they couldn't find stencils in the proper font.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 04:28
It's just lazy. One can create those stencils at home soooo easily.

Still, good joke.

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Buff.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 05:26
Only if you ignore the origin, usage and entire historical context (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathen#Heathen) of the word's use.

and the modern usage and movement to make the term specific to worshippers of the traditional Germanic/Scandinavian religion.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 08:19
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10363972_556877134429924_6896869797994495248_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 08:34
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Boba-Fett-chicken-cosplay.jpg)

(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Bo-Burnham-religious-pray.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 14 May 2014, 09:07
Hey, even gods of mischief like to be remembered on mother's day.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 May 2014, 09:40
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-kids-book-balloon-giraffe.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 May 2014, 09:48
(http://i.imgur.com/51aDjTP.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 10:36
(http://i.imgur.com/3tlRlXF.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 May 2014, 14:03

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Post by: snalin on 14 May 2014, 15:40
Muda kingdom is my favourite of his:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 14 May 2014, 16:02
(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-kids-book-balloon-giraffe.jpg)

Piccy no worky.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 17:33
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10260033_10152486507435815_5433997030396894510_n.jpg)


(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10259885_510070902448278_989287810393655931_n.jpg)
Say what you will about Dubya, but he will give a motherfucker a chest bump.

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10371461_10152222047093089_3237803519210341253_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10259846_10152428200884919_6219756451389057561_n.jpg)
Quote
Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television.

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 14 May 2014, 17:36
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10260033_10152486507435815_5433997030396894510_n.jpg)

All apply to me except #2. I am safe.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ankhtahr on 14 May 2014, 17:43
Gnocchi, you heathens.

Valdis and I are the only heathens on the forum and we didn't say anything about whatever that is.

I wouldn't be so sure about you being the only heathens on this forum. Just because I don't talk about my beliefs much doesn't mean I don't have them. I remember having some great discussions with Valdís about it not long after I joined.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 17:59
I stand corrected Ankh.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 14 May 2014, 18:07
True story: I won a full scholarship to the college I ended up going to, and they called my parents to notify them about it. The college submitted a news story about it to the local newspaper (and my high school also called in a local TV station). Since it was a Catholic college, most of the scholarship winners they get are Catholic. So they asked my dad which parish we were with. My dad answered, "Oh, we're heathens." I would have liked to see the face of the person on the phone.  :-D They later noted I was apparently the first non-Catholic who had won that scholarship.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 14 May 2014, 18:15
"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."

That awkward moment when people are unintentionally better at trans-inclusion than most 'progressives', in their outrage.

See also: "Genital surgery doesn't make you a woman!!"

I remember having some great discussions with Valdís about it not long after I joined.

:-D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 May 2014, 18:25
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/76d8f56f2cc5245b3f9a7c36c1febeb6/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o1_r1_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9a7da79b1f0b5e911458575f99fe1da5/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o2_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/73d852b5cf74c8f26bf9dfa3a3fc1d16/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o3_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/42d43d52d097411ed9aac022546e3aa9/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o4_r1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/46909076f0a4d7a2ae6d0d39bf6b1940/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o5_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a47ba9e35ed9e1d816164d811a570d7/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o6_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dd556d63d503fd05a66a03aef24084a/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o7_r1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7a9293b5fd05701218728b677c9fc90/tumblr_n5b0seO41o1rc7zl1o8_r1_400.gif)
Penn and Teller on Vaccinations - Video (http://siz.io/s/epic-win/v/penn-and-teller-on-vaccinations?srctum)
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Post by: snalin on 14 May 2014, 18:26
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10371461_10152222047093089_3237803519210341253_n.jpg)

Somebody decided that their crazy Minecraft creation needed to come to life.
"I'm going to build a house. Hanging off a cliff. With glass walls!"
"What are you going to put in it"
"I dunno, a bed I guess. And a picture."
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 19:06
"4. Hands always in pockets for easy access to MALE PENIS."

That awkward moment when people are unintentionally better at trans-inclusion than most 'progressives', in their outrage.

Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises? (pensii?)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: snalin on 14 May 2014, 19:46
Peeni
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 14 May 2014, 20:01
Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises?

The specification can imply that there are other kinds. Y'know, like the normal everyday lady variety, not just the outrageous male ones.

Obviously they aren't actually considering that in such a situation, though. :-P
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2014, 20:11
Peeni
Penes. (-is is third declension, and is pluralized into -es)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 14 May 2014, 20:22
If one is speaking in Latin which, of course, we are not. So 'penises' is in no way incorrect.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 May 2014, 20:24
Well yeah, "penises" is fine, I was just objecting to anything ending in i.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 20:53
Isn't that less inclusive as it doesn't consider the potential of female penises?

The specification can imply that there are other kinds. Y'know, like the normal everyday lady variety, not just the outrageous male ones.

Obviously they aren't actually considering that in such a situation, though. :-P

Diversity by specification.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 14 May 2014, 21:51

 :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 May 2014, 22:51

The interview to go with the music:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 15 May 2014, 00:56
Well yeah, "penises" is fine, I was just objecting to anything ending in i.
Someone else hating on gnocchi?  :-D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 May 2014, 01:23
"like"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 03:08
:roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 May 2014, 03:39
"dislike"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 04:28
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10369880_10204012666852399_1701866796927685948_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 15 May 2014, 05:02
That was a very pretty waltz by Sir Anthony Hopkins, thanks for sharing :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 15 May 2014, 05:49
(http://i.imgur.com/jz0EiCx.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 May 2014, 06:42
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/de3f6745673dc1ca4071f45a3d35853e/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/13a466dfc113c901dd98c60f67b5b2ec/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4d2d2e0af0d291aea45b2e0531f3bb1e/tumblr_n5diryoWEy1r6g9m4o3_400.gif)
An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. (http://An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 15 May 2014, 07:03
I'mma going to get out my nope octopus for that house hanging over the hill. Just looking at it messes with my vertigo bad.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 15 May 2014, 08:42
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/5132014085861.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 May 2014, 09:35
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1888587_694270820624557_1225047118_n.jpg)

The most British image in the history of warfare.

Except... they're using American made magazines for their rifles, bad form gents, the Queen is disappointed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 15 May 2014, 09:41
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/e55df5eda310ff7a59f394031d89549d/tumblr_n57wpcffMD1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 15 May 2014, 09:56
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/5132014085861.jpg)

This... everyday...


Oh god.. can't stop laughing...
(http://i.imgur.com/oMn2scI.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Papersatan on 15 May 2014, 14:05
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d71bce3f998f21912cfcf53df52bb303/tumblr_mu5ioaf5HH1qzj2s3o1_1280.jpg)

I laughed out loud the first, second and third times that I saw this.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 May 2014, 15:16
The city of Whiterun
(http://i.imgur.com/Ap9LhCl.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 15 May 2014, 15:28
(http://i.imgur.com/jz0EiCx.jpg)

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 May 2014, 17:43
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/adfa3be60bc374a80f5ae2ab9d3e58e7/tumblr_n0k94xePGC1qcb58yo1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/49db4b7b4e20b4095f15096b207e82f3/tumblr_n0k94xePGC1qcb58yo2_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/641c34acab32f8b51d26941d16d40d9d/tumblr_n0k94xePGC1qcb58yo3_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f9f238bf22ce915e0dd6d7f58767529/tumblr_n0k94xePGC1qcb58yo4_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 17:48
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d71bce3f998f21912cfcf53df52bb303/tumblr_mu5ioaf5HH1qzj2s3o1_1280.jpg)

I laughed out loud the first, second and third times that I saw this.
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 May 2014, 17:59
(https://i.imgur.com/bnevYaW.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/NqoUA7D.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 15 May 2014, 18:02
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?
Bitch I might be
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 18:05
Oh. Also, pictured: escalation.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BntN6IYIMAERMkF.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 15 May 2014, 18:28
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?

Context. (http://oliviaquin.tumblr.com/post/84924613673/chaoticfangurl-iammissanna-tzikeh)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 18:35
Appreciated.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 15 May 2014, 19:47
(https://i.imgur.com/IjWdmbT.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 20:11
She says, right before staring :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 May 2014, 20:13
That joke made a whooshing sound as it flew over my head :?
Bitch I might be
(click to show/hide)

Didn't we just talk about this? Schmorg explained his avatar in detail as I recall
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 20:16
Hahaha, what. I never noticed his avatar had words in it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 15 May 2014, 21:16
Oh. Also, pictured: escalation.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BntN6IYIMAERMkF.jpg)

WHERE WILL IT END?  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 May 2014, 21:20
NEVER.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 15 May 2014, 23:55
WHERE WILL IT END?  :psyduck:
My only thought: it is countable.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 16 May 2014, 05:30
(http://i.imgur.com/8baRynB.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 16 May 2014, 05:41
Haha those are awful, and brilliant.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 16 May 2014, 06:22
She says, right before staring :roll:

I'm pretty sure that's traumatic shock. The wang, man... The waaaaaang.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 16 May 2014, 06:53
 :psyduck:

(http://i.imgur.com/C37mEYP.jpg)
 (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/16/buzzgasm_cloud_internet_of_stuff_asaservice/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 16 May 2014, 06:54
She says, right before staring :roll:

I'm pretty sure that's traumatic shock. The wang, man... The waaaaaang.
What I love is the horse checkin' out butts.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 16 May 2014, 14:21
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 May 2014, 17:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cb4afbfb2bf7d72aba2f1f844e5d815/tumblr_n5bhruAI5n1r55d2io1_1280.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bd00c3a6dd6a11e03a01e0fbe58846c2/tumblr_n4ymtd1YWV1r55d2io1_1280.jpg)
Quote
"In their quest to cripple solar power and protect the profits of their fossil fuels-based businesses, the Koch brothers have run into an unexpected and potent adversary: tea party conservatives." (more) (http://www.latimes.com/opinion/topoftheticket/la-na-tt-koch-brothers-new-foe-20140502-story.html#axzz30aLd5nOt)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 17 May 2014, 04:13
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/531546_3717753655467_1140018666_n.jpg)

I found this on my Facebook. Can you believe this is the most appealing photo they could find to advertise their service? She's not even smiling.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 17 May 2014, 06:00
I'm more worried about the eyes. What the hell?  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 May 2014, 08:25
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/448b30348fa84be22391c60cb18642ab/tumblr_n5iqjy4v1q1qg9x1ao2_r1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/5651bd6624c99cbc440de46337f8a3f6/tumblr_n5iqjy4v1q1qg9x1ao1_r1_500.gif)
Source (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZNu3u4rkNU)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 May 2014, 12:45
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10377157_790709524274406_3382610762484746903_n.png)

Neko found this one, so credit where it's due.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: celticgeek on 17 May 2014, 12:52
Irish American Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18PrM4a3MFw)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 May 2014, 13:05
Born of a dragon and faerie magicks. You know, I can live with that. :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 May 2014, 13:32
Nothing better than an Irish girl to spend your days with
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 17 May 2014, 16:54
WTF??!!!!!

Either I'm going mad, or a Post I made after my last one has frakin' disappeared!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 17 May 2014, 17:14
It's just a wee bit of that Celtic fey dragon magic. :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 17 May 2014, 18:05
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/448b30348fa84be22391c60cb18642ab/tumblr_n5iqjy4v1q1qg9x1ao2_r1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/5651bd6624c99cbc440de46337f8a3f6/tumblr_n5iqjy4v1q1qg9x1ao1_r1_500.gif)
This. One thousand times this.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 17 May 2014, 18:18
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/10377157_790709524274406_3382610762484746903_n.png)

Neko found this one, so credit where it's due.

Whoever did the layout for that needs to be taught the basic principles of contrast and typography. That looks like it came out of the same school as 1995 html design.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 May 2014, 02:52
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bacc4e92baa404ed0330ae9ce2a624e0/tumblr_n5mrias6691qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)

(http://www.fubiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/naturfotograf2014-8.jpeg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr05/14/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10876-1400089502-10.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 May 2014, 07:15
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3ba8b767ce4af1bef61ccfbabeae2a00/tumblr_n5p703gWyk1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/114d0893733b511da85b813f32395205/tumblr_n1hj0jsvmE1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 May 2014, 07:32
That llama bouncing needs 'haters gonna hate' added to it.

Love that sign about crackers.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 May 2014, 08:05
The proper term for that type of motion is "proinging"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 18 May 2014, 09:04
No no, surely it's "prancing"?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 18 May 2014, 09:05
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Metope on 18 May 2014, 09:07
This one's for May:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 18 May 2014, 09:12
The proper term for that type of motion is "proinging"

Our dog Penny can do that - backwards.  She does it when she sees a squirrel in a tree.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 May 2014, 10:00
No no, surely it's "prancing"?

Nope.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 18 May 2014, 12:58
CATS AND BABIES ARE MY FAVOURITE THINGS
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 May 2014, 14:06
What about cat-babies?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 May 2014, 14:10
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/894db7f659b7f6b74f63e4c516179375f1f25beb_m.gif)

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e268f1db06e9152effaf1c81ed0ee9d13d578036_m.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2014, 14:11
Aren't "cat-babies" just kitties? Also, are "kittens" and "kitties" the same thing? Or can "kitty" refer to a cat of any age and still be correct?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 18 May 2014, 14:16
I know cat-babies are kittens, but I thought it sounded funnier. YMMV.

I always thought that 'kitty' could refer to any cat. It's certainly how I use it.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2014, 14:20
I mean, I use "puppy" to refer to any playful dog, regardless of age, I figured "kitty" was the catquivalent (yes, I did) of "puppy". Where it technically meant "baby cat" but was used when talking to any cat.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 May 2014, 14:22
the catquivalent

Sometimes Method I just want to hug you.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2014, 14:30
Only sometimes? :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 May 2014, 15:24
No not all the time cause that'd be super gay and I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 18 May 2014, 15:26
Great, now I've got the "I'm super, thanks for asking" song from South Park stuck in my head.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2014, 15:29
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 May 2014, 15:54
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 18 May 2014, 16:10
It's just a wee bit of that Celtic fey dragon magic. :)

-_-    (http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv126/Marston72/taptaptap_sml.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Marston72/media/taptaptap_sml.gif.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 May 2014, 16:11
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/908b24081333043c4b680efc4b892ccd/tumblr_n5ozn8u99U1qd1wsjo1_1280.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/01476fc02a330a50f721996402c33a43/tumblr_n2d6yiVHEO1qivqtjo3_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/34c9a0460b19380381710acad34a50db/tumblr_n2d6yiVHEO1qivqtjo1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6a4027ea04b26892e7727d83a5352c53/tumblr_n2d6yiVHEO1qivqtjo2_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 May 2014, 16:13
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10348996_710456835678953_2579457586225267783_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 May 2014, 19:54
(https://i.imgur.com/e3gapJL.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 May 2014, 19:56
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8198ca89181bebd8097ef6e6a91c0ed7/tumblr_n41vl6UZA01qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Quote
welcome to the real world asshole
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 18 May 2014, 20:50
Nothing better than an Irish girl to spend your days with
Hmph!  :-D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 May 2014, 21:07
Akima, if you're willing to try and disprove that statement, I have my passport and a month off upcoming in August. :mrgreen:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 19 May 2014, 00:59
GET A ROOM!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: henri bemis on 19 May 2014, 01:12
I'm pretty sure an 80-year-old lady in face paint with a syringe, a giant bag of weed, and a TV dinner is the only kind of Juggalo I'd ever want to hang out with.  Rock on, granny.  But get some better tunes.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 19 May 2014, 03:32
Isn't that what happened to a lot of KISS groupies?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 19 May 2014, 04:56
(http://i.imgur.com/KUfdkNh.png)

My three favourite anime, perhaps:
(http://i7.minus.com/ibiprjuzPfMs1H.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 19 May 2014, 07:47
Monday motherfuckers.

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10360413_10152213391618842_6202967797126425448_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 19 May 2014, 08:58
(http://i.imgur.com/iyqfDLr.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 May 2014, 09:37
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BPbApEVr--/qmksjwlypc9kmoytvcrq.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 19 May 2014, 12:04
(http://i.imgur.com/lV0dOjO.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/A6rX3aJ.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 19 May 2014, 12:39
Eeee! Sheamus!

*resisting dumping all my Sheamus and RASSLIN' gifs*
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 19 May 2014, 14:31
(http://i.imgur.com/iyqfDLr.jpg)



Ummmm

Wait

What???!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 19 May 2014, 14:32
Seriously creepy parasite escapes praying mantis (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seriously-creepy-parasite-escapes-praying-mantis)

Warning: nightmare fuel.

HOW DOES IT EVEN FIT IN THERE WHAT
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 19 May 2014, 14:42
(http://i.imgur.com/caDrSow.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 19 May 2014, 14:52
I'm less bothered by the parasite than I am by the fact that someone killed a praying mantis and filmed it, for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Metope on 19 May 2014, 14:59
I've seen parasite infested ants too, they basically just become zombies and walk in a really weird way, so maybe the person knew the mantis had a parasite in it? At which point it's safe to assume the mantis is almost dead already.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 19 May 2014, 15:01
I'm less bothered by the parasite than I am by the fact that someone killed a praying mantis and filmed it, for no apparent reason.

This. Even as a non-veggie I abhor the pointless killing of animals.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 19 May 2014, 15:05
Yeah at the bottom of the article the author suggested that, I hadn't considered that possibility. Slightly better I guess, although I wish they had killed it more swiftly so it didn't suffer.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 May 2014, 15:40
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f47a7c4e34140c5a7f0767f6f9af3b6/tumblr_n3c87f8f201qzfsnio1_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/5b2205c2d1f1eee342330fd53c1ad485/tumblr_n3c87f8f201qzfsnio2_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 20 May 2014, 06:50
(http://i.imgur.com/evi46mo.gif)    (http://i.imgur.com/DOY5lnO.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 May 2014, 07:35
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10405437_832475040106842_1457061156671098750_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 20 May 2014, 08:54
Eeee! Sheamus!

*resisting dumping all my Sheamus and RASSLIN' gifs*

DO IT. You and I should just start posting gifs all over the place.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 20 May 2014, 09:00
I went into my Tumblr RASSLIN' tag to find some funny gifs and I found ridiculous tweets that I forgot I made.

406928166360711169[/tweet]](http://37.media.tumblr.com/bd8c6f457ec81e25223c538eb1839fbb/tumblr_mx3p28jwCJ1qjk0hmo1_500.jpg) (http://[tweet)

406928166360711169[/tweet]](http://37.media.tumblr.com/43975e1304873ea816cb164bde2415bc/tumblr_mx3oo1u4N81qjk0hmo1_500.jpg) (http://[tweet)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 20 May 2014, 09:01
That is absolutely appalling. Do I follow you on Twitter?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 20 May 2014, 09:05
The images link to the posts so you can check there. I think I already follow you.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 20 May 2014, 09:08
(http://cassland.org/images/QC/portals.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 20 May 2014, 09:19
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f3c9c3a9bc09627f9ae38d9fb327095/tumblr_mwg50jhaqG1t0ik4co1_400.gif)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1bda737ca59212c86ef9e85b3770097e/tumblr_n1nn1k3cLa1rmsnyjo1_250.gif)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6b414cf18ec52b5bed3ff118cfa7d2a5/tumblr_mw9uejUc9x1t0ik4co1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 20 May 2014, 11:28
(http://i.imgur.com/IzRNsSd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8vEw7.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 May 2014, 12:10
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1622214_634321909989922_9109467306768506056_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10402714_472862889510743_535753447421644673_n.jpg)
Now in weaboo

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1621951_453316271465405_3701080056937036882_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10288789_10150417712604949_2455207680232920751_n.jpg)

(Not anymore they aren't, Kat - Method)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 20 May 2014, 12:34
some motivational Courage Wolf (http://imgur.com/gallery/paob8) memes.  More applicable than Insanity Wolf.

(http://i.imgur.com/dhbVxtG.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/9nGEjKm.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/4N2zhdv.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oBN75zf.jpg)

dirty joke in spoiler
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 May 2014, 17:44
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6510d60e3461635c25a1855160f70dd2/tumblr_n5oo4nQ3cG1r0xsulo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb1efdc49aa17e386db330b98e5ac83b/tumblr_n5oo4nQ3cG1r0xsulo2_r1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e52f002399a46f668523bfeddb7c978/tumblr_n5oo4nQ3cG1r0xsulo3_r1_500.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ca9b8ef6d0fcd0aed71845b063ae4eb3/tumblr_n5oo4nQ3cG1r0xsulo4_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 20 May 2014, 18:56
No, that term is reserved for the TSA
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 May 2014, 19:25
The TSA aren't evil. They're just perverts.


In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/10383827_10152422306768256_3465195786627872863_o.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 20 May 2014, 19:31
Yup

That and The Tumbler
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 21 May 2014, 05:28
That looks like Speed Racer.. and it looks awesome :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 21 May 2014, 05:53
Zero to orbit in 60 seconds?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 May 2014, 06:17
It pushes .5 past light speed
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 May 2014, 06:40
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/military/cover%20sheet%20Stupid.jpg)


(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/military/cover%20sheet%20Futile.jpg)


(http://www.dangerouslogic.com/images/coversheet_confusing.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 21 May 2014, 06:59
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/10383827_10152422306768256_3465195786627872863_o.jpg)
That looks like Bruce Wayne's other car.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 May 2014, 07:12
No it looks like what the bat jet wants to be when it grows up
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 May 2014, 07:53
It looks ugly.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 21 May 2014, 08:11
It's not even the best looking car Lamborghini have made, let alone the best looking car ever.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 21 May 2014, 08:18
Wow... your avatar makes me feel... funny  :oops:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 21 May 2014, 08:23
(http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/media/BAhbBlsHOgZmSSJlMjAxMi8wOC8xNC8wMl8wOV80OV80MDFfNzQxMjFfX1VOT1BUX19zYWZlX3R3aWxpZ2h0X3NwYXJrbGVfZGVy%20cHlfaG9vdmVzX2NvbWljX3Bhcm9keV9tZXRhbF9nZWFyBjoGRVQ/74121__safe_twilight-sparkle_derpy-hooves_comic_parody_snake_metal-gear_raiden.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 21 May 2014, 11:07
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/v/t34.0-12/10358089_787489697942960_1555315852_n.jpg?oh=5db4c28aa71250124c6322bbabb571cb&oe=537EE749)

Still easier than metric.

edit: ok, why is the image not showing up? :(

(That should do it - Method)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 21 May 2014, 11:30
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:

Really?

Are you sure about that?

Because it doesn't even seem close to this.
(http://vintageeveryday.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1939bugattitype57cvanvoorencabriolet-j.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 May 2014, 11:36
Nope. Doesn't look like an F-16 before it gets it's wings.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Papersatan on 21 May 2014, 11:40
I don't really love cars generally, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you all.

When I saw this car in the Detroit Historical Society's warehouse I may have gasped aloud.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zX_1AWWxyjo/T0_FavJDM7I/AAAAAAAAAvE/laXR07zbQtc/w422-h562-no/IMG_20120301_133729.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-BWXNWpfvXVk/T0_FGsC7L2I/AAAAAAAAAuc/PO1jq7z18LA/w749-h562-no/IMG_20120301_130816.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 21 May 2014, 11:54
oh, well played

GM, you are trailing badly
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 21 May 2014, 11:56
Seeing as we're talking about cars right now -

I SAW A BUGATTI TODAY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 May 2014, 12:53
Was it a vey-eyron?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 21 May 2014, 14:48
(http://i.imgur.com/lmbQ6u7.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 May 2014, 15:56
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgiliYUfD1qbdc3uo1_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgiliYUfD1qbdc3uo2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgiliYUfD1qbdc3uo3_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 21 May 2014, 16:31
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:

(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%20Desmosedici%20RR%20%204.jpg)

This post was approved by Priss Asagiri.

(http://hwcdn.net/j3v8m4w2/cds/www/images/videos/thumbs/13333.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Redball on 21 May 2014, 16:39
OK, as long as we're talking about cars: On my way back to Michigan from visiting my daughter in NY, I was passed by a sports car, make and model unknown, with what appeared to be external disc brakes: The discs were outboard from the wheels, the bright yellow calipers almost looked like they were suspended from the fenders although that makes no sense. I tried to find some reference to it on line with no success. I don't know if they were functional or .... decorative? Anyone heard of this?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 21 May 2014, 16:56
No, THIS is the sexiest car in the world:

(http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2007/2007-Tesla-Roadster-SA-1280x960.jpg)

Why, you ask? Because it goes like ####, is quieter than a mouse, and doesn't guzzle a drop of gas.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 21 May 2014, 19:15
I honestly can't figure out what expletive you're using, and none of them make sense if you're praising it. That being said, I love my Prius and how quiet it is. It uses some gas, yeah, but not as much as most cars :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 May 2014, 20:13
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:

(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%20Desmosedici%20RR%20%204.jpg)

This post was approved by Priss Asagiri.

(http://hwcdn.net/j3v8m4w2/cds/www/images/videos/thumbs/13333.jpg)

I now have a dream of seeing Akima on a black Ducati Monster, with her boyfriend hanging on for dear life. Cause that'd be funny.

and in the end I like the new Lambo because it's as close as I could ever get to owning one of these:
(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/3593/f18echt3bf0e8ta9.jpg)

Which is what I actually want.


Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going in for guns! Fox four!

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 May 2014, 23:08
(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/black-metal.jpg)

http://www.overv.eu/

Also: DB9. If I ever get 'fuck you' money, this is the car I'd buy my girlfriend.

(http://www.italieinbedrijf.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Aston-Martin-DB9.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 22 May 2014, 00:10
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:

Really?

Are you sure about that?

Because it doesn't even seem close to this.
(http://vintageeveryday.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1939bugattitype57cvanvoorencabriolet-j.jpg)

I want this car!!!!

As for Priss, yeah well ya know.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 22 May 2014, 00:31
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7de1a7b6609cc18e16c89168365ebf4b/tumblr_n3xkaq33h41qapkmyo1_500.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/10exxbt.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 22 May 2014, 07:11
The hell? This is actually pretty cool.

http://imgur.com/gallery/OROG2 (http://imgur.com/gallery/OROG2)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 22 May 2014, 09:18
(http://i.imgur.com/CfjBIiU.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 22 May 2014, 09:35
ANIMATED SWASTIKAS  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 22 May 2014, 09:50
(http://i.imgur.com/9pRPrO6.jpg)

Maybe I'll run into Akima?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 22 May 2014, 09:57
(http://i.imgur.com/P0KmhE6.png)


Daenerys and 3 dragons
(http://i.imgur.com/9elU026.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/KpYCyNq.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/0fFyXsF.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/6rFqekF.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/qMonv20.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/79ptDF6.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 May 2014, 10:17
Which movie is that, Lee?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 22 May 2014, 10:20
Captain America: The First Avenger



(http://i.imgur.com/4KLzUFa.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 May 2014, 12:22
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoQYBZ7IEAEHcPu.jpg:large)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 22 May 2014, 12:26
Wonderful!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 22 May 2014, 13:18
They suspect nothing!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 May 2014, 13:18
Only someone as brilliant as Sherlock Holmes would be able to see through that disguise!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 22 May 2014, 13:19
Better hope that Robert Downey Jr isn't at the next table then...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 22 May 2014, 15:19
Due to the convenient page break I'm going to amuse myself by pretending that's general life advice, rather than a specific response to something.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 22 May 2014, 15:23
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--E55vJtJZ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pud91spb8xtzshktrjji.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: K1dmor on 22 May 2014, 16:08
 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 22 May 2014, 16:21
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2569275c4a50c8afe7ae1319fd19d2f9/tumblr_n31pzlWXPa1rtlspxo1_1280.jpg)

Not sure if that applies to corvids, but good to know!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 May 2014, 18:16
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/83149dd5eb6b28585fb3b763d69cde1e/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/61ceedfd5f22106db9d75fbf9d1c0fea/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo2_r1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c2b29c814afd44d93bf851a7aa264cb2/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo4_r1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f57747e336b1e74198dd555a1b048d4/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo5_r1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/88a9ccfeda6fbdcbfd41b3e30be1d942/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo6_r1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/457e229f67d606e0776351172429e02e/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo8_r1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/69f156ad89c8c81267d0f218343fcb73/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo9_r1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/434ba7476bf33c18ad01b8abd9d59abf/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo3_r2_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9017a9e2a3622457ce6b6c9ef6fdd647/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo7_r2_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e672ac36eb12cca1d8aec3cc2dfd850a/tumblr_n5hze4Tb4f1qirsuqo10_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 22 May 2014, 21:22
Rofl!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 23 May 2014, 00:31
(http://i.imgur.com/neWpS12.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 23 May 2014, 01:42
^This is quite possibly the best SMBC comic I have ever seen. I actually fell off my chair laughing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 23 May 2014, 03:11
Only someone as brilliant as Sherlock Holmes would be able to see through that disguise!
I guess it is
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 04:23
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

My states:
Delaware: Delaware, because no one who's here knows where this is either
Colorado: Paleo Diet, further reinforcing our perception as the health nut state
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 04:46
http://www.tickld.com/x/90-of-people-cant-pronounce-this-whole-poem

I did pretty good, stumbled over a word or two I hadn't seen before.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 23 May 2014, 05:10
That's awesome! I hadn't heard three of the words, but it wasn't hard to figure out how they should be pronounced because it's written so well. I'll have to get my English tutee to try it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 05:13
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1890995_670789326293716_1565810116_n.jpg)

Come and get thou some

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/10259136_715239031848745_7225868997939436746_o.jpg)

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/2999_436510423106046_1539416969_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/45558_431368450286910_133356576_n.jpg)

We always knew the mouse was evil...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t31.0-8/860127_426027900820965_1173758894_o.jpg)
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/576231_425353410888414_340922248_n.jpg)

And now a brief prayer...

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/576007_425318304225258_360381692_n.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 May 2014, 05:50
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

My states:
Delaware: Delaware, because no one who's here knows where this is either
Colorado: Paleo Diet, further reinforcing our perception as the health nut state
The state where I grew up and the state where I went to college have some explaining to do. As for the state where I live now, how am I not surprised...
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Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 06:05
Where are those states cesium?
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 May 2014, 06:06
David Hasselhoff, Back Shaving, and Benghazi.
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Post by: ev4n on 23 May 2014, 06:20
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:

(http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Ducati%20Desmosedici%20RR%20%204.jpg)

What's with the mechanical assist?  I understand some people don't have working legs, and that's cool, but honestly, still too cluttered.

(http://cdn4.coresites.mpora.com/rcuk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/15-IMG_7406-620x357.jpg)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 06:22
Bikes are slow.

If it can't go mach 2 you're not having fun.

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10373960_308594262636315_3637038989941014706_n.jpg)

In Canada news:

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10395843_809820875709509_8538677455454300384_n.jpg)
Quote
Starting at 10:30 this morning, members of 1st Battalion, Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry (1 PPCLI), on behalf of the Regiment, will exercise their right to the Freedom of the City of Edmonton. They will march downtown with ceremonial Colours flying and bayonets fixed. Edmonton Police Service Pipes & Drums will march and perform. Lieutenant-Colonel Nick Grimshaw, Commanding Officer of the Battalion, will lead the parade that will be overseen by Mayor Don Iveson at City Hall.

Freedom of the City is the highest honour a municipality can grant a military unit and is said to originate from Roman times. In a few hours from now, it will be an entirely ceremonial honour bestowed upon 1 PPCLI, which has historic connections to the Edmonton and surrounding communities.
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Post by: pwhodges on 23 May 2014, 06:43
If it's Canada we're on, then I present you the most Canadian thing ever. (http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ontario-man-finds-baby-moose-takes-it-to-tim-hortons-1.1831429#ixzz32RCBoMb3)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 23 May 2014, 07:52
Because Wolfenstein: The New Order is completely fucking awesome and you all could do with some history (hooray for those who already know about it!)

http://3d.wolfenstein.com/game_NA.php (http://3d.wolfenstein.com/game_NA.php)
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Post by: Welu on 23 May 2014, 08:36
http://www.tickld.com/x/90-of-people-cant-pronounce-this-whole-poem

I did pretty good, stumbled over a word or two I hadn't seen before.

I want to print that and put it on my wall.
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 23 May 2014, 09:10
http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

My states are thumb wrestling and sniffing glue. Awesomely ridiculous.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 23 May 2014, 11:00
You want to send a packet over the Internet?  Here's how:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn--Tx4IcAAcR4h.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Nikolai on 23 May 2014, 11:45
In other news this is the sexiest car made by humans:
Meh... It's a car. It's like declaring Depends to be the sexiest adult diapers made by humans.
That thing is ugly, clumsy-looking, and has too many wheels to be sexy. This is sexy:

(click to show/hide)

I'm personal to Triumph myself.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1006095_10154058818195514_3315712100139630589_n.jpg)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 23 May 2014, 12:17
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10268408_755132981176446_5505178248197532976_n.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 23 May 2014, 14:00
Must be Yelling Birds cousin.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 May 2014, 16:47
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ea9f22fd07c9c270b8d5201344637400/tumblr_n2vimtKRQT1r4rom0o3_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1539068d25ba8a3164496c5622e45ba6/tumblr_n2vimtKRQT1r4rom0o1_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebf2439782b2cc2a421972806104a201/tumblr_n2vimtKRQT1r4rom0o2_250.gif)

http://io9.com/your-states-most-popular-unique-google-search-is-super-1580082495?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

My states:
Delaware: Delaware, because no one who's here knows where this is either
Colorado: Paleo Diet, further reinforcing our perception as the health nut state
Knock-knock jokes

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 May 2014, 04:24
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/10849528/In-pictures-Never-before-seen-photographs-from-World-War-One-frontline.html?frame=2919232

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/fordite-stones

(http://api.ning.com/files/BMX2CDnBHSJ69lZP76yaI5VS5PnNa0M12yVMiO11wg3-EuZPhIyOUXoRtedhx**CdG1*vORtbuw15W4gke4yoVh3CjBUn693/Fordite5.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 24 May 2014, 06:42
What's really striking to me about those photos isn't the men or the trenches, but the devastation around them... and yet if you look at the same terrain today... you can't even see it. Belleau Wood renamed "Bois de la Brigade de Marine" ("Wood of the Marine Brigade") after the action that cemented it in my own tribe's legends... the fighting was brutal, incredibly destructive, looking at photos of the Argonne there's barely any sign of the forest left now the Argonne is lush, verdant and growing again...


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Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 May 2014, 06:55
I always had a thing for the two WW I albums by God Dethroned.

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Post by: GarandMarine on 24 May 2014, 10:18
Hot, seems I have some music to buy
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 May 2014, 13:38
'Passiondale' and 'under the sign of the iron cross'.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 May 2014, 13:44
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Post by: Akima on 24 May 2014, 15:26
and yet if you look at the same terrain today... you can't even see it.
That is all a matter of your chosen perspective. The scars are actually still quite visible after nearly a century:
(click to show/hide)
It is only generally in cities that the marks are erased by redevelopment. The destruction wrought by the Battle of Shanghai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shanghai) (August-November 1937 - Sometimes known as "Stalingrad on the Yangtze", except the good guys lost this one...), for example, has been largely wiped away in my hometown's breakneck development.Somewhere in that catastrophe are my grandparents...
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Post by: jwhouk on 24 May 2014, 16:47
Are there any GPS points for those photos, Akima? (As in Lat/Long numbers?)
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Post by: Akima on 24 May 2014, 17:23
Are there any GPS points for those photos, Akima? (As in Lat/Long numbers?)
I found them here (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058917/Remembrance-Day-2011-Haunting-pictures-Great-Wars-battlefields.html). Rough locations are given, but not coordinates.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 24 May 2014, 17:33
Thanks for finding those Tongzhi.

On a series of lighter notes:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1377546_10152377164431112_2036306736258586706_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/10298362_464414126995333_8882251933461668784_o.png)

(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10358978_463887663714646_2760495249035062618_o.jpg)
It's true, I can admit it.


Quote
Hey do you wanna build a bunker? We can bury it before night turns into daaay. The feds won't see us any more. Once we seal the door. The government used to be our buddies, and now we're not. I don't really care why. Do you wanna build a bunker? It doesn't have to be in a cave.
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Post by: cesium133 on 24 May 2014, 19:28
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Post by: pwhodges on 25 May 2014, 00:00
(http://i.imgur.com/pkUoca6.gif)
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Post by: idontunderstand on 25 May 2014, 02:23
Now there's no need to ever communicate using text again: http://www.reactiongifs.com

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/oplz.gif)

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/what1.gif)

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gsp.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 25 May 2014, 02:48
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aKzZM2O_700b_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 25 May 2014, 05:38
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/85c6cd2872eaa18cddb1dfca3b08e134/tumblr_n64iqv1NIZ1r11jfwo1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 May 2014, 06:49
^wut

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1240262_458402900942043_120318085_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 25 May 2014, 07:23
Now there's no need to ever communicate using text again: http://www.reactiongifs.com

[first gif has text]

I had to point that out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 May 2014, 07:37
Yeah, but text within an image doesn't count because reasons :roll:
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 May 2014, 08:29
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a83d0950c2fb9fa461fa91161d1378e9/tumblr_n3mv8nr1L21qh8rq6o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 25 May 2014, 08:54
AWWWWWWWW YIIIIEAHHHHH
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Post by: LTK on 25 May 2014, 08:59
His health bar is going up.

He must be enjoying it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 25 May 2014, 09:45
Now there's no need to ever communicate using text again: http://www.reactiongifs.com

[first gif has text]

I had to point that out.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jwdrp.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 25 May 2014, 09:49
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/proud.gif)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 May 2014, 09:53
Pagebreak GIF!
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Post by: Welu on 25 May 2014, 10:00
Whoo! Coincidentally appropriate GIF is coincidentally appropriate!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 25 May 2014, 10:31
*mandatory handclap gif*

[yes yes, that's how lazy I'm gonna be here]
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 May 2014, 11:38
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BofI7U1IEAEBvt1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 25 May 2014, 11:40
I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 May 2014, 11:43
She's not akid, she's a direction on a map.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 25 May 2014, 14:27
Seen on the inside cover of my copy of The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac. I don't know if it was drawn by Kerouac or someone else or why it's there.

(http://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/l/t1.0-9/1978641_10153881710045453_1037430385_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 25 May 2014, 14:56
I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: snalin on 25 May 2014, 15:41
Seen on the inside cover of my copy of The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac. I don't know if it was drawn by Kerouac or someone else or why it's there.

That's the style of Jason, a Norwegian comic artist currently living in France. He's absolutely brilliant, and one of the few big Norwegian cartoonists that doesn't do comedy strips. You can see the covers of his stuff here (http://www.fantagraphics.com/browse-shop/jason-2.html?vmcchk=1). If you ever see Hey, Wait... or The Iron Wagon in a comic store, I'd recommend picking them up. Anything else is probably also worth it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 May 2014, 18:39
I hadn't even realised they were dating, but reading the "news" story on this taught me something: their daughter's name is... North. North West. What. The. Hell.

She's not akid, she's a direction on a map.

She's an airline


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a6a96e91f18fbe04b203a7e871f57dd1/tumblr_n3w9p0lOjI1rk54eco1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 May 2014, 19:10

Mashup of "Crocodile Rock" and "Chop Suey"
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Post by: pwhodges on 25 May 2014, 23:27
(http://i.imgur.com/DGhIE7i.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 26 May 2014, 00:36
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a6a96e91f18fbe04b203a7e871f57dd1/tumblr_n3w9p0lOjI1rk54eco1_1280.jpg)
I want that shirt so bad.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 May 2014, 05:14
(http://i.imgur.com/DGhIE7i.jpg)
Kitty is fully charged. Please unplug kitty.

Also:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoinhXUCcAAOAzE.jpg)

Also:

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10291196_264263647111155_5407523359328358246_n.jpg)
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Post by: LTK on 26 May 2014, 14:26
http://summarybug.com/
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Post by: Kugai on 26 May 2014, 14:29
I travel the world for the seven Teas.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 May 2014, 14:31
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6ebab743574e21fd3c5e4d95c2987921/tumblr_n5wnb2P4NQ1tc7qw7o1_1280.jpg)

... amen.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 May 2014, 16:09
(http://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t1.0-9/1970987_10152164905133884_1685822910_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 26 May 2014, 19:43
(https://i.imgur.com/ijCU3H5.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/YhmSGl0.gif?1)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 May 2014, 19:50
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/14233d8573ee4d212a37ce8b2927834a/tumblr_n0hyg5z1ZP1qjz5q1o1_400.gif)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7e093560e3f384d7a676366bc57a9cb0/tumblr_n65gpgTyP61sr6sdjo1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdf44b69c76b649a8db66dabcc775ab4/tumblr_n65gpgTyP61sr6sdjo2_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/12221e978356d9998bfd4ab4ba5dbb0b/tumblr_n65gpgTyP61sr6sdjo3_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 May 2014, 21:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10411190_10154193224580634_6198386191094237670_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 May 2014, 04:11
It took me years to realize the double meaning behinds "trust Sleepy's for the rest of your life".
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Post by: GarandMarine on 27 May 2014, 04:55
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10384363_10154193194780634_5567799522513662937_n.jpg)


Damn. That's pretty fucking pissed off.
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Post by: kyomi on 27 May 2014, 05:46
Reminds me of this :)

(http://pigroll.com/img/shotgun_blast_to_abdomen.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 27 May 2014, 05:49

:parrot: DANCE TO THE MUSIC :parrot:
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 27 May 2014, 09:22
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/shakespearean-insults-to-use-in-everyday-life

Number 15! :D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 27 May 2014, 12:58
@girl trying on shorts
that's adorable.  :-D


moving on
(http://i.imgur.com/GRmzW0e.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 27 May 2014, 13:14
I don't quite get the picture of the girl trying on the shorts - is she blushing because of how cute she looks, or is she embarassed that the ribbon won't meet?
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 27 May 2014, 13:17
I think she's embarrassed because she lost the string in the elastic.
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Post by: LTK on 27 May 2014, 15:53
How alcoholic drinks look under a microscope:

http://bevshots.com/all.html
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 27 May 2014, 16:20
Take This Lollipop (http://www.takethislollipop.com/)

Asks for Facebook allowance but I promise it's cool and doesn't post anything to your page.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 27 May 2014, 17:18
anyone else remember this show?
(https://i.imgur.com/bHCktLG.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 27 May 2014, 17:26
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10384363_10154193194780634_5567799522513662937_n.jpg)

Chuck Norris approved this message.
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Post by: celticgeek on 27 May 2014, 17:32
anyone else remember this show?
[image]

Red Green
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Post by: GarandMarine on 27 May 2014, 19:14

Behold. All of human culture has waited for THIS. SINGLE. MOMENT.

Swedish Chef vs. Gordon Ramsay.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 27 May 2014, 20:28
who wore it better? Paul 2000 or Paul 1984
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JBvqaKyDXrs/TfJhqmvA-dI/AAAAAAAASRg/Gi-eBikSc3I/s320/DuneTV-Paul%252BHooks.jpg) (http://www.sciencefictionarchives.com/upload/objects/256/contents/Dune%20Distille.jpg)


also:
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/251/1/a/atreides_allies_by_kristele-d2nd0ll.jpg)
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Post by: Schmee on 28 May 2014, 00:00
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/52220141805105.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 28 May 2014, 02:08
(http://i2.minus.com/iUP5EfLEavtx1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 May 2014, 04:19
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10369746_329239967222971_6228613315210179443_n.jpg)

Battle Roombas!

The Harkness Test:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1969342_10201222266678597_5801257530521289344_n.jpg)

"Fictional Creature" and the pony aside, this isn't a bad guide to consent as far as I understand it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 May 2014, 05:26
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1689569_10152246762679861_958127800_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 28 May 2014, 08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/BkS6Ijl.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 28 May 2014, 09:23
"Arf."

"...What the fuck did you say to me?" *slap!*

"Fictional Creature" and the pony aside, this isn't a bad guide to consent as far as I understand it.
That makes absolutely no sense unless the author meant 'non-human' instead of 'fictional'.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 28 May 2014, 11:56
It could also be a guideline for fictional humans. Regardless, you still need 1. Sapience, 2. Maturity, 3. Consent. Eliminate any one of those, fictional or non, and the answer is DO NOT FUCK.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 28 May 2014, 12:00
(http://i.imgur.com/TL3ouuX.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 May 2014, 12:06
Daww, the poor kid looks terrified!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 28 May 2014, 14:45
How to traumatise your kid into not ever liking Cons
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 28 May 2014, 17:54
First we had ClaireDoge.. Now I present to you, the punny ClaireSnake.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agy6BAr_700b.jpg)

(I still think that ClaireDoge is cuter)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 04:57
(http://i.imgur.com/TL3ouuX.gif)

I thought he was saluting there for a moment. Also, in the background, the person that comes up in the back looks like it could be the guy from Catherine in the "dream zone" or whatever it was where everyone was a sheep..

Edit: It is!  If you look past the guy talking at the start of the gif, you can see the sheep horns :D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 May 2014, 05:57
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10351763_10150532821424945_1064041774432043350_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 06:20
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10351763_10150532821424945_1064041774432043350_n.jpg)

"Pet me.... you know you want too :)"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 May 2014, 06:35
That picture reminds me, I think I had a dream about a gecko being right behind my head last night. I remember nothing at all other than that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 06:38
Did it tell you that you could save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 May 2014, 06:42
Haha no, all the car insurance advice I get comes from a meerkat in a velvet smoking jacket.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 May 2014, 06:51
I remember living in Guam for the first 2 years of my life (yes I do have some memories, though little, of those first two years oddly enough) and seeing geckos scurry around the ceilings.  Looking back on it, it seemed quite normal and I cannot think of a North American equivalent.  They were neither pest nor pets.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 07:00
I'd assume they were just "neat" :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 May 2014, 07:02
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/062641ae70314f6e017ae4c768bc79e4/tumblr_n5parsRtwE1r7l90so1_1280.jpg) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/a545ab021a00c60fba9a94baca9ff91e/tumblr_n5parsRtwE1r7l90so2_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 07:47
(http://i.imgur.com/p1bNlJE.jpg)

Oh god... that is so something I would do.. XD
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 May 2014, 10:25
(http://i.imgur.com/Y2LzHbn.jpg?1)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8203710720/hF62AF865/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 29 May 2014, 11:55
I... don't get the Friends pic....
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 May 2014, 12:04
Ahahah
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 May 2014, 12:37
I... don't get the Friends pic....
can't tell if you're joking or not.  Just in case you arn't sure
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 May 2014, 14:06
Still, good on him for making the joke himself.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 May 2014, 14:22
NOSTALGIA TIME. Anyone have this? I didn't, but I remember the commercial.

Not a valid youtube URL
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 May 2014, 14:59
We watched something by the BBC and, like an idiot, I raised my hand and said, "The people that make Muzzy!"


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d34eb05b2bc3610b9b5a88b5b0722b0b/tumblr_n5iux8zEiz1qkvbwso1_500.png)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tsipFAy41r232uko1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 May 2014, 15:00
(IICIH here. Added spoiler tag since there's at least one arachnophobe here)
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 29 May 2014, 15:03
NOSTALGIA TIME. Anyone have this? I didn't, but I remember the commercial.

Not a valid youtube URL
We watched it in 7th grade French class. The only sentence I remember from it is "Je suis un anana" ("I am a pineapple").
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 May 2014, 15:05
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090725123451/en.futurama/images/e/eb/JeSuisNapoleon.jpg)

JE SUIS NAPOLEON!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 29 May 2014, 15:23
(http://i.imgur.com/hGr7Hhk.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 29 May 2014, 15:51
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/DeathvisitsSwitzerland.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Kugai2/media/DeathvisitsSwitzerland.jpg.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 May 2014, 16:22
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10372316_735668839824142_1095309666071506767_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 30 May 2014, 03:09
They were neither pest nor pets.
I get geckos on the walls and ceilings of my home; invariably Southern Leaf-tailed Geckos. But I'll see your gecko and raise you a dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon):
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/2d/bc/fa/eastern-water-dragon.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 May 2014, 04:56
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 30 May 2014, 05:05
I get geckos on the walls and ceilings of my home; invariably Southern Leaf-tailed Geckos.
We get skinks in our house all the time, we don't mind them. We get Stumpies and Blue Tongue lizards in our garden all the time though, which is awesome.
Mildly Interesting fact: Blue Tongues love eating strawberries and other sweet berries/fruits.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 May 2014, 05:49
Because why not? (Gallery) (http://imgur.com/gallery/7nHhF)

(http://i.imgur.com/wUUMDQc.gif)
...what?

More pointless-ness!

(http://i.imgur.com/57Sc7BJ.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/GRmzW0e.gif)

Is it weird that I find this sexy?
(http://i.imgur.com/SOGZ689.gif)

Holy crap.. this works.. although I had to do it in IE to get it to work
(http://i.imgur.com/cV8Arud.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 May 2014, 10:14
im pretty sure i posted this earlier this on the previous page  :mrgreen:
(http://i.imgur.com/GRmzW0e.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 May 2014, 11:22
I thought I remembered it from somewhere... it's just so... cute :)  There's even a little quiver at the end.

(http://i.imgur.com/VH3CulN.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 May 2014, 12:32
I would ver much like to know how these dudes did their costume!
(https://i.imgur.com/jqqLrmI.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 30 May 2014, 15:10
From the looks of it, awesomely.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 May 2014, 17:08
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/72f2586dec73d5021fc0690bdc9ee3fa/tumblr_n5j32rko0e1qz8x31o1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/697528522835b499a7c39434048b09e4/tumblr_n5j32rko0e1qz8x31o2_400.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e494085fb99c1a162b10fb22b96834b/tumblr_n5j32rko0e1qz8x31o3_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 May 2014, 17:10
Hahahaha, excellent.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 May 2014, 17:46
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0661308984f58444da555555a303d891/tumblr_n6auzdAoqH1renuqvo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 30 May 2014, 19:15
I would ver much like to know how these dudes did their costume!
It's a pro job, apparently (http://starcrafthero.com/making-of-starcraft-marine-costume/). It is impressive though. The Terran Marines' armour is one of the more credible imaginings of such a rig in SF media, I think.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 May 2014, 01:08
(http://cdn.homesandhues.com/images/gallery/731/0/731/152_Forget-the-Damn-Fine-Coffee-These-Are-Damn-Good-Shower-Curtains_4-f.jpg?v=1401438166)

http://www.homesandhues.com/Forget-the-Damn-Fine-Coffee-These-Are-Damn-Good-Shower-Curtains/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Jimor on 31 May 2014, 03:15
(http://i.imgur.com/wUUMDQc.gif)
...what?

Still a better DJ than Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 May 2014, 03:35
Like that's any form of competition.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-100-most-edited-wikipedia-articles/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 31 May 2014, 04:32
For similar armor work, check out Nightmare Armor Studios
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 31 May 2014, 10:29
Like that's any form of competition.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-100-most-edited-wikipedia-articles/
Do you know who has slightly fewer wiki edits on their page than Barack Obama? HITLER!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 31 May 2014, 13:44
But I'll see your gecko and raise you a dragon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon):
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/2d/bc/fa/eastern-water-dragon.jpg)

Dragon you say. Hmmm

I see your little dragon and raise you a big dragon.

(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/NWS_DMCF_BROOKER_2.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 May 2014, 14:27
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0tc4t0vJ1qgu874o1_1280.jpg)
(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9405209.ece/alternates/w620/happy.jpg)



A picture from the wikipedia article about High Fives
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/b08bc67cd11d1e6bf97d931f33820c46/tumblr_msgbyggqIy1r4xyo8o1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 10:23
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpDO6OdIgAEi5uF.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Jun 2014, 10:28
I want to defend myself against that picture's accusation, but that would require me to state that I'm a 90s kid, thereby providing evidence to support the accusation! Argh!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 10:29
So am I, May. So am I. But I wouldn't try to defend myself, because I can't.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 Jun 2014, 12:31
Doing two weeks in Texas and got questioned about my "gang" tattoos at PT this morning.
(http://i.imgur.com/xpmhVOY.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 01 Jun 2014, 13:10
Bwahahaha! Well I would be suspicious too. I mean, autobots AND deceptions? Angel and devil, love and hate, fine by me. But this… this...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Jun 2014, 13:37
I do love the 'hot network questions' section of Stack Exchange. Over the past couple of weeks I've seen among the sensible ones:

'How to increase my chances of getting cancer?' - Arqade, The Binding of Isaac (it's deliberate on that site though (http://meta.gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/2187/the-memes-of-arqade-and-its-chat/2196#2196))
'How do I kill all these immigrants?' - also Arqade, Dwarf Fortress
'Is giving a kobold a weapon considered a marriage proposal?' - RPG
'How can I acquire pornographic material for my research?' - Academia
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 01 Jun 2014, 14:43
Well, I mean they would kind of qualify as gang tattoos.. Just two rival gangs of fictional giant living robot aliens. :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2014, 16:02
So am I, May. So am I. But I wouldn't try to defend myself, because I can't.

Bro you're older than me, we're 80s kids.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 16:03
We were born in the 80s, yeah, but I consider myself a 90s kid because that's when I grew up. If someone born in 1997 said they were a '90s kid, they would not be correct, at least not in how the term is generally used.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2014, 16:05
*shrug* I don't agree with that terminology. Blame Calvin Harris maybe. I don't know, blame him for everything, I hate his music so much I almost wish he was a Holocaust denier or something so I could just hate him more.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 16:16
Calvin Harris is a '90s kid. I know nothing else about him though.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2014, 16:18
He loves you if you were born in the 80s.

The 80s.

etc.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 16:24
Is that an actual line from one of his things?

Also:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2014, 16:44
Yes. He has a song which I think might even be called 'Born In The 80s.' I don't even want to dignify it with a Google because I hate it so much.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 16:49
To be fair, everyone I've ever dated has been born in the '80s.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 01 Jun 2014, 16:51
*thinks*

If we're talking literally only dated, I've got... three from the 80s, and then four from the 90s?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 16:55
I think...four or five from the '80s (not counting individual dates though).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 17:41

(Yeah, I know, he really just turns it right, but oh well)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 01 Jun 2014, 18:00
I'm not a 90's kid. I'm a 70's kid. And y'all are messed up.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Jun 2014, 18:24
That we are.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jun 2014, 19:20
(http://i.imgur.com/jFqAV6F.gif)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7796273327726e818236f0a18f347d58/tumblr_mzateqnR1t1tpva10o1_400.jpg)
Quote
you bet your sweet ass she does
(http://media.tumblr.com/e04a025ab6ddd75615d403ad7b0c3f61/tumblr_inline_mzd1ryFa4v1qfu0qw.jpg)



(http://37.media.tumblr.com/196f1352083f390e7146492a4d651f58/tumblr_n4dxx7amRf1qd8z57o1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1bbf0cfbb41e5f2b5de4fda4a91a814e/tumblr_n4dxx7amRf1qd8z57o2_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Schmee on 02 Jun 2014, 04:24
(http://i.imgur.com/2FZ1aBd.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/1ZOWGgk.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/PKaFBON.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Vit45Fk.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/q2BNAb4.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 Jun 2014, 05:16
(http://i.imgur.com/LPNS4wg.png)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/readingrainbow/bring-reading-rainbow-back-for-every-child-everywh (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/readingrainbow/bring-reading-rainbow-back-for-every-child-everywh)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jun 2014, 05:19
(http://i.imgur.com/2FZ1aBd.gif)
He should've walked away as soon as he threw the stone. COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Jun 2014, 06:26
For those of a religious bend ... the next link is full of stuff some religious people might find offensive. I thought it hilarious. Make up your own mind.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 02 Jun 2014, 06:40
*thinks*

If we're talking literally only dated, I've got... three from the 80s, and then four from the 90s?


Almost everyone I've dated has been born in the 80s. 2 were born in the 70s. 90s would just feel to weird for me!!


And I'll pipe in on the "90s kid" thing. I'm pretty sure that the reason it's phrased that way is because we were kids in the 90s. So, technically we're not "80s kids", we're "80s babies". :-P
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Jun 2014, 06:44
I do find it kind of funny, apart from the fact that the chaplain is trying very hard to be polite and understanding and the father is being pretty rude. I'm not so much bothered by the anti-religious jokes as by the meanness. The Bloggess does a much better job of responding politely but hilariously to ridiculous letters (http://thebloggess.com/2011/03/shocking-pictures-of-lou-diamond-phillips-holding-water/).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Jun 2014, 07:40
I thought that was less funny. Evidently, I like my humour sacriligious and rude.

But then, Frankie Boyle was always my favourite Mock the Week participant. So, it's not as if this was news to me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Jun 2014, 07:46
I was trying to find the best example of the Bloggess's PR responses but got sidetracked just reading through her blog. I dunno, I just feel it's unnecessary to be quite so aggressively rude to someone for just doing their job.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Jun 2014, 07:51
I don't know. I feel the pre-ticked box might have send the father over the edge, in this respect. It would piss me off too. Just a guess. But honestly I don't find his responses all that rude. Not as rude as going around to people's houses and bothering them with the good word.

But that is a whole other thread and one to which I'm no longer invited.

(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tumblr_n4g2lzcsi21rrqskho1_500.jpg)

Some context might be nice: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/26/20-terrible-estate-agent-photographs/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 02 Jun 2014, 08:09
I read the email exchange over the weekend and I thought it was hilarious. Those real estate listings varied from the the disturbing to amusing.. But that Nazi shower... Wow, I just can't imagine someone putting that in going 'Yeah, this seems like a good idea'.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 02 Jun 2014, 08:21
I love the Tumblr. (http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 Jun 2014, 13:20
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 Jun 2014, 13:30
(http://i.imgur.com/nPEjxfm.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jun 2014, 14:40
You forgot the best one
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9483d6a624eef0c1d23d2543e392cc6e/tumblr_n3jdbpBi4m1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
and the vine (http://siz.io/s/best-vines/v/surprise-knock-knock-joke-insp-by-mrlegendarius?srctum)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2c88d42e65c30654b9772aa0f4605462/tumblr_mu63pyNzFG1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 Jun 2014, 17:10
(https://i.imgur.com/cHGekBs.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/lIjtorC.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 02 Jun 2014, 23:38
For those of a religious bend ... the next link is full of stuff some religious people might find offensive. I thought it hilarious. Make up your own mind.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/ (http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/01/dad-doesnt-want-kid-to-attend-church-presentation/)

David Thorne is a fucking legend for things like this. He has similar email exchanges like this that are even better. (http://www.27bslash6.com/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jun 2014, 00:45
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10390957_843613145659698_132603573722153239_n.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpG8Xg7IAAAR7tP.jpg)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--v8_GosgZ--/nn1lvyt3oepim55krq2t.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jun 2014, 02:16
Is that the alethiometer?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 03 Jun 2014, 03:21
I do find it kind of funny, apart from the fact that the chaplain is trying very hard to be polite and understanding
It wasn't polite or understanding to send that notice out with "yes" pre-ticked, especially when he admits that he noticed the error after printing, but apparently couldn't be bothered to fix it, and sent them out anyway, and offers not a trace of an apology. His claim that there is no indoctrination in a play put on by a church group in which "the true meaning of Easter will be explained" is questionable. Let's be honest, they're not going to say it's all about the bunnies and chocolate eggs, are they?

Having said all that, I didn't think the Dad is nearly as funny as I suspect he does, and it's kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't think either man came out of that especially well.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Jun 2014, 03:43
Hm, I do agree that pre-ticking the box was very much out of line, but I can't fault a chaplain for considering the true meaning of Easter to be the death of Jesus. That's kind of his job.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jun 2014, 04:14
He's also not a chaplain, we don't have official positions like that at public schools any more. I found it quite amusing, and lost it on "purportedly magic jew".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Jun 2014, 04:16
He signed the note as school chaplain.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 04:19
And as the dad pointed out, he shouldn't have. Also, he mentioned that the dad could have just checked the "I do not wish my child to attend"...but then both boxes would be checked, and he would be both allowing and not allowing his child to attend.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jun 2014, 04:43
Personally I'm a little annoyed a Christian fairy tale play is an official field trip. That's no good at all. If you're going to have Jesus in schools keep in a comparative religions class where it belongs.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Jun 2014, 04:47
I dunno, I think schools ought to take field trips to different religious places and events. Just focusing on one religion is wrong though.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jun 2014, 05:03
Sure. Under the auspices of a comparative religion class, preferably taught by an atheist or agnostic so you get some fair representation, and even then education would be better served by observing high mass then a church play. Those things should honestly count as Geneva Conventions violations.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 05:17
Just focusing on one religion is wrong though.
Exactly, especially if the trip is explicitly stating that this is the "real" story, which is their way of saying that this is the "correct" religion. At first I was confused with the dad because from the nature of the trip I figured it had to be a religious private school, so why would he send his kid there if he didn't believe or want his kid to? Then I got to the part where it's mentioned as a public school and I was pretty shocked.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 03 Jun 2014, 05:26
This thread is starting to have a point... >.>

(http://i.imgur.com/MVVwbvy.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QA6XRTe.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ktt2Iy2.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jun 2014, 05:31
Just focusing on one religion is wrong though.
Exactly, especially if the trip is explicitly stating that this is the "real" story, which is their way of saying that this is the "correct" religion. At first I was confused with the dad because from the nature of the trip I figured it had to be a religious private school, so why would he send his kid there if he didn't believe or want his kid to? Then I got to the part where it's mentioned as a public school and I was pretty shocked.
The sad thing is, this shit happens all the time in public schools in Australia.
When I was in year 9, our principal made the entire school go to an "Easter Assembly" at a local church where the motherfucker screened the fucking crucifixion scene from Passion of the Christ. He gave no warning as to what would be at the assembly, and the kids whose parents opted out (Because it's opt out RE, what even) were all stuck in the detention room for a few hours whilst everyone else was at the assembly.
 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 05:35
I hope the parents raised a stink over their kids being punished for opting out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jun 2014, 05:58
They tried to, as far as I can remember. But nothing ever came of it. The douchebag principal was fired on an unrelated matter later that year anyway. I would have opted out but I was part of the school choir, so I *had* to be there.

Anyway, this thread is becoming less and less pointless by the minute.
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/108/4/9/pointless_by_tomska-d3e9upp.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jun 2014, 06:03
The hell is a school choir? why does a school need one?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 06:19
Because some kids like to sing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jun 2014, 06:30
Sounds like a great use for a club.

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1907321_10203975469608570_4361345373978162219_n.jpg)


Oh look: http://zprops.blogspot.com.au/2014/05/mass-effect-iii-n7-valiant-sniper-rifle.html
It's what I want for Christmas.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jun 2014, 07:48
Is that the alethiometer?
One sage amongst the the god argueing rabble.

Yes, it is. And it's pointless, because you can't ask it questions without moving hands ... but it's a nice tattooo, all the same.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: nekowafer on 03 Jun 2014, 07:49
Is that the alethiometer?

Elesiameter? Elesiometer?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 03 Jun 2014, 07:50
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2NXEze_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jun 2014, 08:04
Is that the alethiometer?

Elesiameter? Elesiometer?

You want me to measure you up, don't you
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: nekowafer on 03 Jun 2014, 08:05
Nah why would I want

YES
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jun 2014, 08:41
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/095d7f905bed6071000f3afe5062b2a740d0580a_m.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 03 Jun 2014, 09:08
(http://i.imgur.com/VkNlbBX.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qENmlx1.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Bq7I1vO.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/t6Cv9LF.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jun 2014, 09:17
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2014, 09:55
crow playing in the snow
(http://i.imgur.com/FFvYq6T.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/mcFZVb1.gif)




(http://i.imgur.com/UQmlCvF.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/65DTNLg.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/lrW8otW.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/3eSZ5pW.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/VFLpEMj.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/KVlSiHJ.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/6tyucFp.png)



(http://i.imgur.com/lgzIrur.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Jun 2014, 13:47
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 15:00
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpM88DJIAAA-dnn.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpL9wKhIIAAxeCG.png)
:wow: Trouser Jazz :wow:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2014, 15:04
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 15:17
A bit too soon, don't you think?  :|
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2014, 17:11
nah. Its like the season finale of season one psych. Miserable Mary.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 17:18
I still need to watch the last few seasons of that show.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2014, 18:07
As a person who grew up with 2 other siblings, this is accurate.
(https://i.imgur.com/HGFYI6P.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 03 Jun 2014, 18:07
I still need to watch the last few seasons of that show.

@MM: yeah only seen season 1 so far and a hand full of episodes.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jun 2014, 18:08
I remember catching up before season 6 started and then...not watching season 6. I guess it was easier to binge than watch weekly.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 04 Jun 2014, 07:35
(http://i.imgur.com/DoaDxcn.jpg)
 :facepalm:



Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 04 Jun 2014, 12:00
Extremely long comic.. but totally worth it :)

http://imgur.com/gallery/TPLRP (http://imgur.com/gallery/TPLRP)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 04 Jun 2014, 12:09
For fuck's sake... Just go to the website. (http://thepunchlineismachismo.com)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 04 Jun 2014, 13:07
Well yeah... you could.. but you don't get the neat story that is portrayed on imgur..

Did I somehow upset you for posting a link?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Jun 2014, 13:20
But you get that when reading the comic anyway.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2014, 13:22
I guess the right thing would've been to link to the specific comic that started that arc.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 04 Jun 2014, 13:24
That's the first page, though. It jumps pages, but it seems to be in order.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2014, 13:26
Then that's where you link! (http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/02222010)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Jun 2014, 14:11
(http://media.tumblr.com/a308ef830332123354009e51cef1387d/tumblr_inline_n4gd9ixgvZ1sqo44y.gif)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d6c90a6632e18c39a2e91b1439c9c4a0/tumblr_n6ldfy4syq1rn743fo1_400.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Jun 2014, 15:20
(http://blog.vandalog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Brum_Horrids2.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 04 Jun 2014, 16:08
Well yeah... you could.. but you don't get the neat story that is portrayed on imgur..

Did I somehow upset you for posting a link?

It bothers me when people don't link to the original source. I don't even know if the author is okay with the fact that all those comics are now on imgur.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jun 2014, 19:56
To be fair, the website is on each image.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: maxusy3k on 04 Jun 2014, 20:40
I understand the frustration. It denies the content creator any chance of potential ad revenue, which is likely to be where a sizeable portion of their income comes from.

Edit: Something less serious - What is a photocopier? (http://vimeo.com/93181621)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Jun 2014, 22:32
http://gawker.com/bored-teens-hire-a-mariachi-band-to-follow-their-princi-1586275483

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 05 Jun 2014, 02:13
Haha that's fabulous.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Jun 2014, 03:38
(https://i.imgur.com/2QnpE1g.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 05 Jun 2014, 05:39
Wrong and right at the same time.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 05 Jun 2014, 05:42
Well yeah... you could.. but you don't get the neat story that is portrayed on imgur..

Did I somehow upset you for posting a link?

It bothers me when people don't link to the original source. I don't even know if the author is okay with the fact that all those comics are now on imgur.

I didn't upload the comics, I didn't even know about it till I saw it on imgur. I didn't even link directly to the comic.. just to the imgur page. That is what upsets me.. that I get bitched at for posting a link. If you want to bitch about posting links to sources.. post that on imgur...

And now for something completely spaghetti
http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/ (http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Jun 2014, 06:48
(stuff deleted by mod)
Global Moderator Comment There is a rule against politics in the main forum, whether serious, half-assed, or offensive.

In other news MFW... a whole bunch of shit:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Lt_brookman/Emotes/ajr3D9w_460sa_zps7e87c0d0.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Jun 2014, 07:07
(click to show/hide)

Global Moderator Comment I think, perhaps, that even in this thread we should steer away from such stereotyping - which could be seen as offensive. There's a difficult line to draw between making fun of stereotypes and actually reinforcing them, but I think somewhat more care would be a good thing. An additional problem is that one thing leads to another, with is why I removed part of the previous post.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Jun 2014, 07:08


I've been adding more books to the epic series I've been writing...
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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 05 Jun 2014, 07:14
@GM's gif: How "Mean Girls" should have ended.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Jun 2014, 07:39
For the entire cast of that movie.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Jun 2014, 08:03
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ub32r6DI1qkgpwuo1_1280.jpg)
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We all remember the horrible earthquake and subsequent tsunami that devastated Japan in March of 2011. Well, over a year later, debris from the tsunami has been washing up on the Washington and Oregon coast, including this. I didn't know they watched Rugrats in Japan, but I think it’s safe to say Tommy Pickles is officially creepy now.

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now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Jun 2014, 08:13
I think, perhaps, that even in this thread we should steer away from such stereotyping - which could be seen as offensive.  There's a difficult line to draw between making fun of stereotypes and actually reinforcing them, but I think somewhat more care would be a good thing.  An additional problem is that one thing leads to another, with is why I removed part of the previous post.

If it's pointless it must be blunt?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 05 Jun 2014, 08:34
(http://i.imgur.com/9EMDsI5.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Jun 2014, 08:58
DC beat you to that question.

(http://i.imgur.com/5I7vi8H.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 05 Jun 2014, 14:17
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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 05 Jun 2014, 14:22
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 05 Jun 2014, 14:49
I'm a little worried about what is causing the cat to make those noises. It looks quite distressed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 05 Jun 2014, 15:04
i'd wager a guess its a man in a darth maul mask like this poor kitty
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 05 Jun 2014, 15:07
I think it was a small girl.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Jun 2014, 15:11
Those scare the crap out of me as well.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Jun 2014, 15:41
Darth Maul masks or small girls?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Jun 2014, 15:42
Small girls wearing Darth Maul masks.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Jun 2014, 16:56
OR THE TURKS. THE TURKS USED TO SCARE THE EUROPEANS LIKE CRAZY.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 05 Jun 2014, 17:12
(http://i.imgur.com/GrkFmf9.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Jun 2014, 18:32
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 06 Jun 2014, 03:42
DC beat you to that question.
What... Even Poison Ivy? Or Catwoman?!  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jun 2014, 04:13
The joker at least lol
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jun 2014, 04:14
Even the ones with superpowers though?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 06 Jun 2014, 04:56
Yes. Alfred is just that awesome.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 06 Jun 2014, 06:30
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2014/06/21-embarrassing-things-you-definitely-did-during-your-early-2000s-hot-topic-phase/


....we need to plan to bring thumb holes back.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 06 Jun 2014, 06:33
Best senior prank I've seen.


Students at Santa Barbara high school hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 06 Jun 2014, 06:40
I, for one, will choose to be happy that the Hot Topic phase was widespread enough to inspire a listicle 10 years later, because at least that means it wasn't just us.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 Jun 2014, 06:56
Best senior prank I've seen.


Students at Santa Barbara high school hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around.
It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Wet-Floor.jpg)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Pet.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jun 2014, 07:07
Best senior prank I've seen.


Students at Santa Barbara high school hired a mariachi band to follow their principal around.
It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.

That's rich.


(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Pet.jpg)

"So... it has come to this"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 Jun 2014, 08:16
So back in Gen 1 Misty had a slight crush on Ash.  Looks like this new Gen the girl (Serena?) is crushing hard from what I'm told.
(http://i.imgur.com/CQbggXN.gif)
Dat Ash

So a new meme hit the waves. "Inconvenient Truth Gore"
(http://i.imgur.com/50zoucP.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 06 Jun 2014, 10:56
(http://i.imgur.com/0fo3Wou.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 Jun 2014, 11:26
(http://i.imgur.com/WGH6qw7.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: KingOfIreland on 06 Jun 2014, 11:44
I do find it kind of funny, apart from the fact that the chaplain is trying very hard to be polite and understanding and the father is being pretty rude. I'm not so much bothered by the anti-religious jokes as by the meanness. The Bloggess does a much better job of responding politely but hilariously to ridiculous letters (http://thebloggess.com/2011/03/shocking-pictures-of-lou-diamond-phillips-holding-water/).

Yeah, as much as I like crass humour, that kind of response only makes the more 'evangelical' atheists look worse.

He's acting like an arsehole at best.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jun 2014, 12:57
....we need to plan to bring thumb holes back.
Wait, thumb holes were intentional? I would sometimes put my thumbs through naturally occurring holes just because but...people made the holes? I guess that's no different from intentionally ripping jeans though, which was (is?) also a thing for some reason.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 Jun 2014, 14:39
[...]
"So... it has come to this"

Ahhh ... fuck, really? My memory is not as good as I'd like.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jun 2014, 16:49
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Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!



(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iuyi2t2g1qbymseo1_500.gif)
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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 06 Jun 2014, 17:34
So a new meme hit the waves. "Inconvenient Truth Gore"
(http://i.imgur.com/50zoucP.png)

If he hits on you after you refuse, then yes, he is a creep.

It certainly is since the last time I posted it, half a page ago.

What are you suggesting, that I should read the thread?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Valdís on 06 Jun 2014, 17:39
Also there are definitely creepy (not to mention Sexual Harassment) situations to hit on someone regardless of prior rejection or whatever.

If you're making someone uncomfortable with your advances and trying to convince yourself that you did nothing creepy, you probably did.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 06 Jun 2014, 18:15
I know it's a little late, but as to the school chaplain letter doo-dad that was the source of some debate a few pages back: it isn't real. "Thorne" does a whole host of these comedy skit email back-and-forths, usually between employer/employee but I've seen a huge number of variations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_(writer) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_(writer))


Re: pointless:

I have a condition where I eat when I can't sleep. It's called Insomnomnomnomnomnia.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Jun 2014, 01:25
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Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Jun 2014, 05:36
Awwwwwwwwwww
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Post by: GarandMarine on 07 Jun 2014, 07:43
http://stephanpastis.wordpress.com/2014/06/07/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/


Hel's HEELS! That's fucking cool.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jun 2014, 08:08
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ec7ded834be805cb424ee4525d858789/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o3_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/3a33285029cb039255ef4fae4af648f8/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o2_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d006cc90e52b4ec3ff597123f7c0e65/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o1_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/d9b4e4388aef968a4c1693d305a2d164/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o4_400.gif)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9f9875feefdd9117818b8785e2223ef0/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o6_400.gif)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8554580fb648491cd21fcd76cf3edecd/tumblr_n65oj4XdWN1svugh1o5_400.gif)

Quote
In which Moon (http://multeity.tumblr.com/post/86846193618/in-which-moon-reanimates-a-dead-thing-am-i-a) reanimates a dead thing. Am I a supervillain yet? ||’D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Jun 2014, 08:37
What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 07 Jun 2014, 09:00
Kill. It. With. Fire.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Jun 2014, 09:13
so... animatronic, or is there a pug somewhere under all those feathers?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 07 Jun 2014, 10:00
It's tagged animatronic, according to the link.
Quote
(the top part of the skull is one of my lucky finds at work; the rest is made from more commonplace materials.  And I still need to tweak a few timing things, but this here is the gist of it.)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jun 2014, 16:35
(http://www.interrobangstudios.com/images/comics/4cdb6551bc63a.jpg)

Not a valid youtube URL
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 07 Jun 2014, 21:03
I have an electronic ignition.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 08 Jun 2014, 00:24
(http://i.imgur.com/uQI6mcc.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 08 Jun 2014, 00:45
(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fun-maps-2-34.jpg)

(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fun-maps-2-40.jpg)

(http://bp3.uuuploads.com/fun-maps/fun-maps-2.jpg)

(http://bp.uuuploads.com/fun-maps/fun-maps-40.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 08 Jun 2014, 09:36
FLORIDA: America's greedy, conniving murder-boner and proud of it!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jun 2014, 09:46
New Jersey's only sin is pride. The hell does New Jersey have to be proud of? :roll:
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Post by: cesium133 on 08 Jun 2014, 09:47
New Jersey's only sin is pride. The hell does New Jersey have to be proud of? :roll:
Greed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jun 2014, 09:56
Oh yeah, not sure how I missed that. Well I'm not going to dispute that one. (Not disputing that Jerseyans are proud either)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 08 Jun 2014, 14:15
New Jerseyans are proud of Kevin Smith.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Jun 2014, 15:10
New Jersey is proud of advancing to levels of corruption unseen outside of the former Soviet Bloc.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jun 2014, 15:35
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10425172_10152154374950197_4240712215680908006_n.jpg)


(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10402774_10152073902616863_204690008303368299_n.jpg)


(http://static.tumblr.com/xmudvts/AXalqa18h/tumblr_lpzue4yfi31qc6pb2o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jun 2014, 15:46
New Jerseyans are proud of Kevin Smith.
We used to be.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 08 Jun 2014, 16:36
(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/352674/slide_352674_3823128_free.jpg)

m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5458026
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jun 2014, 16:55
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqwu7zTA0G1qehb7f.jpg)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrad7ac8Ch1qbf11po1_r1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jun 2014, 17:49
Hahaha, excellent.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jun 2014, 18:20
(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1901155_649134755146265_492270070_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Jun 2014, 19:40
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrad7ac8Ch1qbf11po1_r1_500.jpg)

Yeah for a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 08 Jun 2014, 20:53
How I feel every year

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Post by: pwhodges on 09 Jun 2014, 04:55
(http://i.imgur.com/aQ8HEN2.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/KKG18H5.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Jun 2014, 05:16
Cats: More intelligent than they let on.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 Jun 2014, 06:49
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10177359_308402852651144_4563168048046137464_n.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 09 Jun 2014, 07:43
m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5458026
That beach looks like it has been hit by a Thunderbolt.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 Jun 2014, 08:15
Page break!
(https://i.imgur.com/9cbAjJd.gif)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8213270016/hC8BCDF88/)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Jun 2014, 08:32

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 Jun 2014, 08:37
(http://i.imgur.com/62FK05T.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Jun 2014, 08:41

Rick Mayall just passed away.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 09 Jun 2014, 08:43
Beo, I just heard about him. Gutted.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Jun 2014, 08:53
Yeah, weird. Childhood icon and all that ... 56, too. That's just criminal.

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Post by: Thrillho on 09 Jun 2014, 09:41
Somewhat gutted about Rik Mayall. One of comedy's real mavericks - or part of one of the real maverick double acts. Distinctive, hilarious, all around brilliant, but capable of drama.

In other news, that Chewbacca gif is longer than Peter North's erection, just why the fuck?
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Jun 2014, 10:02
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Jimor on 09 Jun 2014, 11:09
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/a791072f73c9d3e6838696f4e0bd7557/tumblr_n6m0712Yxw1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 09 Jun 2014, 11:18
I laughed way too much at that gif... poor kitty
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Post by: LTK on 09 Jun 2014, 11:22
You mean awesome kitty. He didn't do that by accident.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 09 Jun 2014, 12:25
(http://i.imgur.com/DadA3PH.gif)
Quote from: Top Comment
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't wantya! Throw the baby awaaaaayyy!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Jun 2014, 12:39
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c0f2ba68819291dcbd6a4025b88c8a8/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o1_400.gif) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/772cc3dac2cbeb959bb4b81347bb29f4/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d01a76c99ef9ab65bb2a6d81067dbe0f/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o3_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad71eb0000cc605f6ed8dfda43f8e217/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o4_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a4a8ef923f011eecdface9ded302d03/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o5_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/b92d06d308bac3443f6274ced78307eb/tumblr_n6r8ip56io1rc7zl1o6_400.gif)



(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7d562b40bf1b13a9a47f43a251b61dc5/tumblr_n5zwy1Sy1E1qhnegdo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 10 Jun 2014, 06:09
(http://i.imgur.com/0hX2VaU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/z87O0VO.jpg)
Lol.. that's actually kind of awesome

(http://i.imgur.com/GZpRvDE.jpg)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Jun 2014, 06:30
Oh I read about this! Apparently they decided it wasn't funny anymore after instead of giving answers, he said things like "whatever".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 10 Jun 2014, 09:59
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8210262016/hC45B9B02/)

(http://i.imgur.com/Vn3NbTU.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 10 Jun 2014, 11:42
"3...2...7"... ?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Jun 2014, 12:14
That's a one. That's how I write my ones, often - a seven has a line through the stem.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jun 2014, 12:37
That is normal in continental Europe, as is using a comma for the decimal place.
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Post by: LTK on 10 Jun 2014, 13:28
If that was the case, don't you think it would show up in typography? I don't know of any font or style that has striked sevens. I strike my sevens but my parents don't, pretty sure it varies from person to person.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Jun 2014, 13:55
I have always thought of it as a French thing - my handwriting is generally fairly French in the way I form my letters and numbers (the only exception is the way I write Ks which are more English - I don't like the French style of k).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Jun 2014, 14:17
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8d328ab0668592241e1faed3d3c756e/tumblr_n6yxoo8YO41rboqfio1_500.gif)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/3cf45c3028b7028213f91ca49ed6b00e/tumblr_n1f6f0m7HR1siydk1o1_400.gif)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f0de347883ad304db58cce8d6bc0f0d6/tumblr_n6kavuFCCt1rnqlk4o1_1280.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jun 2014, 14:29
I don't know of any font or style that has striked sevens.

Here's one (http://www.fontspace.com/gemfonts/path-101), though I agree it's hardly mainstream!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jun 2014, 14:33
Meanwhile in Finland (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27780337)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Jun 2014, 15:06
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10435907_541553225955424_394920741262455666_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 10 Jun 2014, 16:09
Meanwhile in Finland (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27780337)

My friend in Alaska would go meh over that.
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Post by: LeeC on 10 Jun 2014, 17:45
(https://i.imgur.com/yimYJqm.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jun 2014, 20:42
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bp0IdkNIYAEW4_7.jpg:large)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 11 Jun 2014, 03:19
That's a one. That's how I write my ones, often - a seven has a line through the stem.
I don't put a stroke through seven, but I do through zero.

If that was the case, don't you think it would show up in typography? I don't know of any font or style that has striked sevens.
Apparently there are several according to this forum posting (http://forums.incredimail.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=10289).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 11 Jun 2014, 06:11
I put a line through my sevens and through Zs as well- otherwise, my Zs look too much like twos.
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Jun 2014, 06:44
I put a line through Zs, but not 7s. It's a habit I picked up as a physics undergrad. As lepetitfromage said, it's to distinguish Zs from 2s.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 11 Jun 2014, 06:59
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYodrn_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 11 Jun 2014, 07:16
The guy in the middle looks like he's just standing behind the armor... hehe

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Jun 2014, 09:26
(http://puu.sh/9oktA/133abc76da.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 11 Jun 2014, 11:35
Flash... because they have sound :P

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf (http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf)
...wat?

Because internet
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ADHD_pingu.swf (http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ADHD_pingu.swf)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 11 Jun 2014, 11:45
Right click and choose View Image, then you can zoom in.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 11 Jun 2014, 11:46
If only we could read that  :psyduck:

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf (http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/2185.swf)
...wat?
You oughta put a sound warning on that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 11 Jun 2014, 15:08
(http://i.imgur.com/bTl4P8I.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NBHAYlZ.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/fSFCgxn.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/Cu3dIeh.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/lRnyAxB.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 11 Jun 2014, 17:45
Who would have thought a Tiger (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=29861.msg1248860#msg1248860) (I think?) could look so sad.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Jimor on 11 Jun 2014, 18:56
Tiger (P) (Porsche) I think. I have one in World of Tanks, and I know they acquired one in the first season of Girls und Panzer.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jun 2014, 19:00
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c4631badb047057d913deeeebe1c2386/tumblr_n6wn8ryzXM1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 11 Jun 2014, 19:02
Yessssssssssssssssss, the little iron throne.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 11 Jun 2014, 19:23
Out of everything for that picture... the iron throne, the well-behaved child, the nicely done banner... what impresses me most are the two cats.
Those are the most well-behaved cats in history to sit that still like that.
I can't believe that was intentional. My mind won't accept it. He was trying to take a picture of his kid, the cats jumped up to mug the picture, and it was too perfect not to snap; a happy accident.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Jun 2014, 19:32
Who would have thought a Tiger (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=29861.msg1248860#msg1248860) (I think?) could look so sad.


Indeed. That is for the record a Tiger 1 E, the full production model vs. the Porsche prototype that never saw production.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Jun 2014, 04:12
http://boingboing.net/2014/06/10/vermeers-paintings-might-be.html?utm_content=buffer4c3b0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Damn.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2014, 04:20
Well, full marks for dedication, at the least!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 12 Jun 2014, 04:22
That's amazing but I still don't understand how he actually does that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Jun 2014, 04:23
Well, full marks for dedication, at the least!

Compared to that, I don't have a hobby. I'm merely vaguely interested in stuff.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Jun 2014, 07:36
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr06/21/13/anigif_enhanced-30156-1400692487-1.gif)

I want this dude's apparent super powers.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 Jun 2014, 07:49
(click to show/hide)

Global Moderator Comment Added spoiler.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2014, 08:11
(http://i.imgur.com/IPZnWEj.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 12 Jun 2014, 08:25
[horrible crash]
...why would you post that?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jun 2014, 08:32
[horrible crash]
...why would you post that?
I was thinking the same thing. THAT'S HORRIBLE.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 Jun 2014, 08:36
Because I thought it was interesting? Like.. out of nowhere that tractor trailer just completely obliterates those 4 cars and still keeps going like nothing happened. I figured it would stop soon after hitting *4* cars...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 12 Jun 2014, 08:47
Some people find footage of people most likely getting horribly injured if not killed fucking awful and you should have considered that before sharing it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2014, 09:01
Was that a genuine, probably multiply fatal, accident; or was it a film scene?  I mean, what are the chances that something like that would have been filmed?

PS: I've spoilered it.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 12 Jun 2014, 09:04
Dashboard cameras are common in many countries, so the chances are very good that of the many car crashes occuring every day, one like that would be filmed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 12 Jun 2014, 09:22
Could've at least researched whether anyone got, you know, maimed or killed. Because honestly? If I knew that everyone in the gif turned out okay, or just minor injuries, I could indeed watch it and be fascinated. But as it stands? Really didn't need to see that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 12 Jun 2014, 09:38
Ok I could not read the Vermeer thing.  I love him too much.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 Jun 2014, 09:52
Maybe I'm just crazy or something.. but I didn't find that in the least bit distressing. It looks like it's in another country anyway.. I don't get why everyone go so upset over it?  I just thought it was an interesting scenario. Worrying about anyone in that gif is beyond pointless (hence being here :) ), it could of happened quite awhile ago and there's nothing anyone could do after it happens anyway.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 12 Jun 2014, 09:56
Some people find footage of people most likely getting horribly injured if not killed fucking awful and you should have considered that before sharing it.

Seriously? You don't get that concept? Even if you don't get it, sometimes the nice thing to do is remember just because you weren't bothered by it, it doesn't mean other people will feel the same way.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 12 Jun 2014, 09:59
It's cool as long as people die in other countries and a minimum of five years in the past I don't give a shit.

!!!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 12 Jun 2014, 10:10
Ok I could not read the Vermeer thing.  I love him too much.
The title sort of implies that Vermeer was a fraud or something, but the article itself doesn't give that impression at all. I don't think it diminishes his skill or craft in any way.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jun 2014, 10:11
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ecbc61ef5d89340b5263fb811a35ba66/tumblr_n705kpqAPp1qbrntno1_500.jpg)



(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2c3b7118a18c67a90bb3d03d62de3b00/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o1_400.gif) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/cff8df3e47f7836dbe8108b86163db63/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o2_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/1d754d45e44ec83598219c6decdbd975/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o3_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/699e9dfb4d2915ec4f26976b08bfdf03/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o4_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/583ed0a86702938f637e2a1a6713934a/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o5_400.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/eab4a9a91c2851bb18ad9ce51409c6e9/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o6_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ff913eb941f2f5eddb3b14b7802bd2fc/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o7_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/ed46a4892109e1cc8fede4a004800618/tumblr_n3tkeuaD0o1rc7zl1o8_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jun 2014, 10:49
It looks like it's in another country anyway.

What.

WHAT.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 Jun 2014, 11:27
Sure.. I'd get what you all are talking about if this was some like.. future event or something and someone could actually do something about it to prevent it, but if you can't do anything about it.. why worry about it?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Jun 2014, 11:31
Because it trivialises something non-trivial, and contributes to the desensitisation of modern society.  If there was a specific reason to look at it, that's one thing, but "ooh, look, splat, real people, wow" is not an acceptable reason.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Jun 2014, 11:46
And I would like clarification on how "it looks like it was in another country" (other than which one, exactly?) is at all relevant here.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 12 Jun 2014, 11:52
and now for something completely different:
(http://i.imgur.com/PWUDq9s.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 12 Jun 2014, 13:40
Maybe I'm just crazy or something.. but I didn't find that in the least bit distressing. It looks like it's in another country anyway.. I don't get why everyone go so upset over it?  I just thought it was an interesting scenario. Worrying about anyone in that gif is beyond pointless (hence being here :) ), it could of happened quite awhile ago and there's nothing anyone could do after it happens anyway.

You're not crazy, but what you're lacking in this case is empathy, consideration and tact. Many people find the thoughts and images of unnecessary and violent deaths upsetting. These events are upsetting in their own right because they represent or depict one of the most terrible and traumatizing experiences in human existence: sudden and gruesome death that can strke anyone at any time. But they may also trigger painful memories or fears over which some viewers may have no control.

I'll accept that you may have difficulties understanding, personally, why someone may find this sort of thing upsetting (or why someone may be even more upset by your subsequent posts) but I think you've the capacity to recognise that people may find such images distressing, that it's not an uncommon or in any way odd reaction for a person to have, and that you should just accept that and adjust your behaviour out of consideration for your fellow human beings. Just chalk it down to one of those weird human things if it helps. peace
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 12 Jun 2014, 14:02
But, to get back to the pointless:



And, finally, the best thing I've ever seen carrying the BBC One logo:


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 12 Jun 2014, 14:37
(http://i.imgur.com/QaRGYOM.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Jun 2014, 15:15
...Besides, of course, the fact that the beer was pretty much blown to bits by the force of the explosion.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 12 Jun 2014, 16:19
It's cool as long as people die in other countries and a minimum of five years in the past I don't give a shit.
It is the traditional dismissal, isn't it?: "but that was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead."

Those trompe l'oeil car clips are remarkable evidence of the way our brains try to reconstruct a virtual three-dimensional space from two dimensional images. Fascinating.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 12 Jun 2014, 16:40
As everyone knows, after the apocalypse the primary currency will be bullets, booze and bottle caps. :)

Also, I love Parov Stellar, and those were some amazing moves.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Redball on 12 Jun 2014, 16:44
A debate about whether to publish or air images of a gruesome scene occurs fairly often in newspaper and TV newsrooms. Most of the time, responsible organizations err on the side of caution, knowing that they'll get complaints if they run a photo or video clip that will distress reader/viewers without a clear need to inform them. Posting a dashcam video -- and I've watched a number --  raises a question the poster isn't prepared to answer. Unprepared viewers want to know if people died, were seriously injured, miraculously survived. We're not going to get an answer to those questions, and the inability of the poster to answer I regard as an extension of that absence of empathy. BTW, I'm reasonably sure the out-of-control truck didn't keep going and leave the scene. It probably wasn't able to and there may have been no road for it to travel in any case.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 12 Jun 2014, 16:50
Might be real if it's Russia.  Seen some absolutely insane driving and accidents in vids from there.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jun 2014, 16:52
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a6ee947a9ea0ff8c4ff036901dd8f5f5/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o2_400.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/350f2b4b3555d3ea74c75800389f4fbd/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o5_400.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a17892d95a2a5ccb99610263b4056925/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o4_400.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9446fdb05510e536f099e18a7437a357/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o7_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc212f0989cb5fec67e77a3cf352a9b2/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o1_400.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e01795a5d659d232c0bbea69de06a8fa/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o3_400.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b40b40ecf403e85309f215d5eb3eb8a/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o6_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 12 Jun 2014, 18:23
A debate about whether to publish or air images of a gruesome scene occurs fairly often in newspaper and TV newsrooms. Most of the time, responsible organizations err on the side of caution, knowing that they'll get complaints if they run a photo or video clip that will distress reader/viewers without a clear need to inform them. Posting a dashcam video -- and I've watched a number --  raises a question the poster isn't prepared to answer. Unprepared viewers want to know if people died, were seriously injured, miraculously survived. We're not going to get an answer to those questions, and the inability of the poster to answer I regard as an extension of that absence of empathy. BTW, I'm reasonably sure the out-of-control truck didn't keep going and leave the scene. It probably wasn't able to and there may have been no road for it to travel in any case.

Publishing/airing are different to this thread though, Bob. But then I suspect you already knew that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 12 Jun 2014, 18:47
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Redball on 12 Jun 2014, 18:48
My intent is to show that whether to post gruesome or potentially upsetting images is controversial in other settings, and the discussion may be a public one, a discussion the OP might have noticed elsewhere. Newspapers I read sometimes apologize in print for running a photo of, say, a body on the street after an accident. The considerations are similar: As Aimless put it, empathy, consideration and tact.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 13 Jun 2014, 00:19
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9446fdb05510e536f099e18a7437a357/tumblr_n5xzeaIw7F1qg8i80o7_1280.jpg)
Storyboard pictures for the forthcoming movie:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Jun 2014, 05:03
Trying too hard, Akima.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 13 Jun 2014, 05:13
Global Moderator Comment Saying more about that gif is tempting fate, so I've removed what you wrote here. Pipe down, and take your own advice:
Ok so.. no more interesting crash gifs :)

How about sharks?

(http://i.imgur.com/egXw0Cg.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/hSoXe6L.gif)

I love this... I want to be Sarah's friend now
http://imgur.com/a/td28o (http://imgur.com/a/td28o)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Jun 2014, 10:07
(http://i.imgur.com/uWRtCKO.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/kKVaaSL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/xAP2LNm.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 13 Jun 2014, 14:29
(http://news.thesocialcrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2124.jpg)

I don't seem to be able to make it expandable, so...

http://news.thesocialcrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2124.jpg


Disregard that, etc.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Jun 2014, 14:34
(http://i.imgur.com/Yrqqc.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 13 Jun 2014, 14:51
I'm not sure whether this belongs in the pointless thread, but...


I don't cry easily, but I'd advise that you don't listen to this when you need your eyes to be clear.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 13 Jun 2014, 14:54
El Mariachi's cousin GM?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Jun 2014, 17:00
Seems to be the case Kugai
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Jun 2014, 18:13
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b237092c1227e7043fd94004a0831e4/tumblr_n745ar4PpZ1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)


(http://24.media.tumblr.com/02e956861b20fdbb0eb0703ded074582/tumblr_n700lzCjNM1qa4y0oo1_1280.jpg)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/88043f69bb5ba0cae3d667d3e6d01137/tumblr_n3qrtawRdc1qewacoo1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c5ddb234a408d7f31bffdba409dc0f02/tumblr_n3qrtawRdc1qewacoo2_r2_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 13 Jun 2014, 19:56
Re: the teacher one...I once thought about becoming a teacher. I went through a great deal of the process, and I have more respect for teachers than ever. I don't want to be one anymore, though.

Re: the pirate one...:roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jun 2014, 01:25
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b237092c1227e7043fd94004a0831e4/tumblr_n745ar4PpZ1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg)

Ruh Roh.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 14 Jun 2014, 01:53
(http://i.imgur.com/uWRtCKO.gif)
(http://www.thenanfang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-22-at-19.30.17.png)

My apologies. Normal pointless service will continue in 3... 2... 1...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jun 2014, 05:52
That is a lot of youth with what appear to be a mix of PPSh-41 aka Type 50 and Sten submachine guns... and possibly holstered Makarov pistols?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Jun 2014, 06:46
...and you're a military historian?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jun 2014, 06:48
...is he?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jun 2014, 07:01
...and you're a military historian?

I'm a former Marine and gunsmith with an appreciation for military history. Even if I had finished my BA in History and gone on to my MH Masters, my knowledge of the, Chinese Civil War, and Cultural Revolution could EASILY still be as limited as it is now from a historical standpoint. There is a good chance I would have at least studied the Guerrilla warfare tactics as outlined in Mao's "On Guerrilla Warfare". Which I haven't outside of the common principles expressed in other documents. It's a large planet with a lot of history, my military history professor knew a lot but even he admitted he specialized in European Warfare and the history of the United States Airforce.

So as related to my primary occupation, I believe I am correct as to the identity of those firearms, down to splicing out the Chinese variant of the PPSh submachine gun the Type 50, and given the weapons, clothing and coloration of the photo, along with the poster (Tovarishch Akima is nothing if not reliable in her insight and interesting references and posts relating to Chinese history) I feel I am safe in assuming it's from the cultural revolution, probably a group of Red Guard. (Not to be confused with the Guards formations of the Red Army of the USSR of course)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 Jun 2014, 10:47
(https://i.imgur.com/3yvIJWv.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Jun 2014, 12:53
Dune/tremors slash fic?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jun 2014, 13:48
Dune/Tremors/Beetlejuice

and it looks like a race
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Jun 2014, 13:51
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10441447_975342162495237_8882119011931157852_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 14 Jun 2014, 14:07
So... it rhymes?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Jimor on 14 Jun 2014, 14:38
So... it rhymes?

Yes, it does. (http://www.amazon.com/One-Fish-Two-Blue-Book/dp/0375834974)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jun 2014, 20:29
Aww man, don't explain it!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Jun 2014, 07:30
(http://i.imgur.com/pPlEWJe.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 15 Jun 2014, 10:51
Awwww.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2014, 17:04
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10403260_976720012357452_8482130016769427353_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Jun 2014, 17:13
Clever girl.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Jun 2014, 17:27
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu7w1pv2f1r5y7szo1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu7w1pv2f1r5y7szo2_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu7w1pv2f1r5y7szo3_250.gif) (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltu7w1pv2f1r5y7szo4_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jun 2014, 17:31
Hahaha, loving the reaction and the "yeah, I went there" shots.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Jun 2014, 23:45
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/96111b6b550382e500e47f3cd1159db3/tumblr_n78a0oj4jk1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/up.jpg)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stay-cool.jpg)


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 16 Jun 2014, 03:13
So as related to my primary occupation, I believe I am correct as to the identity of those firearms, down to splicing out the Chinese variant of the PPSh submachine gun the Type 50, and given the weapons, clothing and coloration of the photo, along with the poster (Tovarishch Akima is nothing if not reliable in her insight and interesting references and posts relating to Chinese history) I feel I am safe in assuming it's from the cultural revolution, probably a group of Red Guard.
Yes tóngzhì, it is a photo from the early years of the Cultural Revolution, when children were encouraged to denounce their parents and other family members, so it was my comment on the truth of Captain Picard's remark. The Sten gun was used by both sides in the Chinese Civil War 1946-1950. I don't know how many were "original" and how many were locally-made copies.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 Jun 2014, 03:49
The Sten submachine gun is a favorite of Nations and individuals with limited manufacturing capacity specifically because it is so simple while I would wager that some of the sub machine guns in China were manufactured by the United States and Common Wealth partners of Great Britain the vast majority were probably locally manufactured by the Imperialist s and the Communists themselves much like the ak-47 of today. The revolutionary equivalent of buying local you could say.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 16 Jun 2014, 06:49
(http://i.imgur.com/kZccZFS.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Jun 2014, 07:56
(http://i.imgur.com/6lWoajk.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 16 Jun 2014, 09:07
No idea what's supposed to be going on there.. can someone explain?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Jun 2014, 09:11
the guy is cosplaying as the Game of Thrones actor in the right picture, the woman in the left picture plays the love interest of that character in the show.


(http://i.imgur.com/sezPySr.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 16 Jun 2014, 10:18
Still not getting it... "Should we"... should we what?  (I have not seen Game of Thrones and have desire to watch it, but it annoys me when there are things I don't understand).

So  it's the actual actor in the left picture?  Is it like he's supposed to be talking to himself or something? Only a year later at the same con?

Is that the actual actor in the right picture in black?

------

This is just beautiful

"I found my savior in these shards of shattered glass
 I am an exit to the blackness, this is my last hymm."

      --Psyclon Nine - Suicide Note Lullaby


(http://i.imgur.com/q0hVyMP.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Jun 2014, 13:35
It would be spoilers if I told you.  If you have no desire to watch it I'll pop it in a spoiler
(click to show/hide)


(http://i.imgur.com/5my8oPz.png)
  (http://i.imgur.com/sy3eqwz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kLjm5Wm.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Jun 2014, 15:58
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7b4c38868e2a3bc45e1c02258dfa0f76/tumblr_n77x0mwMq41r3t765o8_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Jun 2014, 16:04
And that's why you teach your kids the planets from a young age. So they know where to poop.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Jun 2014, 03:52
(http://i.imgur.com/PU7nfuh.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jun 2014, 04:07
What.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 Jun 2014, 04:48
Oh ho ho! So one of the cameras survived! Curses! I choose now to reveal myself then! With my Ostrich allies and the Honor of the Mask! I call for revolution against the corrupt structures of this world!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 17 Jun 2014, 04:50
What.

This comment was offered where I found it, if it explains anything...:

"Luchador bomb bandit and his emu army"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 17 Jun 2014, 05:50
(http://i.imgur.com/GXFyWl5.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 17 Jun 2014, 06:09
Cute shoes :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Jun 2014, 06:12
(http://i.imgur.com/GXFyWl5.gif)

This is hot.

Also I still don't know why Rey Mysterio has an ostrich army.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 Jun 2014, 06:33
(http://i.imgur.com/GXFyWl5.gif)

I think I'm in love. Mother of the gods and all her wacky nephews that was awesome.

(http://i.imgur.com/PU7nfuh.gif)

I commented already, but...

I. AM. LUCHA.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 17 Jun 2014, 09:28
Which one of these is not like the other?
(http://i.imgur.com/EUrGjI6.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/9vHxdV0.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/qNOnh96.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 17 Jun 2014, 09:40
Perspective illusions like that always make me irrationally angry. NO! My eyes told me you were supposed to act differently than how you did act!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 17 Jun 2014, 10:19
(http://i.imgur.com/GXFyWl5.gif)

I think I'm in love. Mother of the gods and all her wacky nephews that was awesome.

It's a stunt double.. look at her legs. They look a bit different to me..
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 17 Jun 2014, 10:22
Well, yeah they look different. She's bending at the knees.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Mr. Doctor on 17 Jun 2014, 11:25
I'm also on the skeptical camp with that pic.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 17 Jun 2014, 11:49
She just doesn't look like the same person starting at that "jump" up before hitting the bricks with her head.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 17 Jun 2014, 12:19
(http://i.imgur.com/TUaaE8C.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 17 Jun 2014, 14:10
Stop trying to ruin that gif with logic, people :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jun 2014, 15:56
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/478b95f599d3cca0605ae8fb2e8edc5f/tumblr_n6ztz1j1xW1rldr24o1_1280.jpg)


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a020d7ceb5ae56eb4d1dc330929cb9b2/tumblr_n780bl7hu51soy0bho1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Jun 2014, 01:07
I'm never buying anything from EA ever again.

(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOy7xv_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 18 Jun 2014, 01:26
And one from the archives, Abbott sniffs his prey before devouring it whole.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QGhnp6I-e9o/UjlSQLTMW9I/AAAAAAAACDw/s09IJZVG-N0/s1600/tony-abbott-baby.jpg)






(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/7/2/199272_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Jun 2014, 03:30
(http://i.imgur.com/ehVpAHf.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Jun 2014, 04:02
(http://i.imgur.com/TUaaE8C.jpg)
That pic would have been greatly improved if the cat were wearing a fez.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Taekwondoin on 18 Jun 2014, 05:39
I'm also on the skeptical camp with that pic.

Fortunately the actual video shows you that it is indeed her, and if you don't know Rina Takeda, then you have my deepest sympathies.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2014, 06:43
Yep. In love. BRB going to train on a mountain so I can survive asking her on a date.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jun 2014, 14:24
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/890d3525ee6dfd985b8b7e9acd4ab410/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o2_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d00983f228fc4e47340695fb791bd429/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o3_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a3ca434ba3fd4f97eb1157dd27b4419/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o4_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/13b66e9cc69d0dae6050ddcff26309b1/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o5_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/64f300f42db100cb27407582a3de0e4c/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a4afcf4cf8adad02d94e26a59242c91/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o6_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9fb4a6029b3c9fb544c2d12b188d9e18/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o7_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jun 2014, 14:50
have fun or else!
(http://i.imgur.com/shXemTv.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 18 Jun 2014, 16:37
Coming July 15th?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 18 Jun 2014, 17:19
(http://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-0/10437436_10152924898298916_1317911393785816139_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jun 2014, 18:06
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/890d3525ee6dfd985b8b7e9acd4ab410/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o2_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d00983f228fc4e47340695fb791bd429/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o3_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a3ca434ba3fd4f97eb1157dd27b4419/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o4_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/13b66e9cc69d0dae6050ddcff26309b1/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o5_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/64f300f42db100cb27407582a3de0e4c/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o1_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0a4afcf4cf8adad02d94e26a59242c91/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o6_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9fb4a6029b3c9fb544c2d12b188d9e18/tumblr_n79eezKyUu1qc8jh0o7_500.gif)
It really is :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 18 Jun 2014, 18:50
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jun 2014, 19:36
Happy birthday, Paul McCartney :roll:

(It's still his birthday on this side of the pond at least)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2014, 19:43
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=715962105129416&fref=nf


BEHOLD!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 18 Jun 2014, 19:50
The only thing that would've been better is if they were playing "Highway Star".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2014, 20:29
(https://i.imgur.com/qabwzfr.jpg)

Holy fuck!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jun 2014, 20:30
I was going to post this in the Gamer section, but honestly it seemed more appropriate here like a poem or short story:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2014, 20:58
Or are you a stranger without even a name?
Forever enshrined behind some old glass pane
In an old photograph torn, tattered, and stained
And faded to yellow in a brown leather frame...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Jun 2014, 23:12
The only thing that would've been better is if they were playing "Highway Star".
Highway to hell? Route 66? ... there's probably loads, but, yeah ...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 19 Jun 2014, 01:11
Am I the only one who sees the absurdity in posting animated GIFs of Stephen Hawking?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 19 Jun 2014, 04:08
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10468345_10152636729715934_5380979173770513546_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Jun 2014, 04:19
Am I the only one who sees the absurdity in posting animated GIFs of Stephen Hawking?
... yes.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 19 Jun 2014, 05:53
To be honest, most gifs with that layout irritate the hell out of me. If the most action that's occurring is that someone is moving their mouth, why not just leave it as a still image? We get that the person shown generally said whatever is written if you write over it (under it, next to it, whatever). I don't need to see 7 frames of lips moving (or not moving).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 19 Jun 2014, 08:37
Anyone up for a roadtrip? (http://mathgifs.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-traveling-salesman.html)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-amjvCfbHIP8/UyxkO99arsI/AAAAAAAAARU/Z4lIuckV8XU/s1600/TravelingSalesmanUSCapitals.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 19 Jun 2014, 11:55
But you'll miss me by about 100 miles or so!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 19 Jun 2014, 13:06
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10480640_10204071891588482_7794123074751489366_n.jpg?oh=a93c4799bf1818b6eb3c075986bd54e7&oe=542B2979)
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10409025_732421596822283_3669521286239667119_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10303364_557787507658885_2732959639465208852_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 19 Jun 2014, 14:16
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10450836_726237557438594_6646325091917622590_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 19 Jun 2014, 20:14
Ha! Excellent.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Jun 2014, 04:02
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/game-theory/9442-Why-Final-Fantasy-is-Anti-Religion?utm_source=latest&utm_medium=index_carousel&utm_campaign=all

Final Fantasy vs. Religion
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 20 Jun 2014, 15:59
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-hysterically-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 20 Jun 2014, 22:25
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 20 Jun 2014, 23:35
George Lucas, eat yer heart out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Jun 2014, 21:28
Man vs. Owl

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 22 Jun 2014, 02:25
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/3cc54f848605228024f3b98e70810f9e2537295c_m.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 22 Jun 2014, 04:13
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/beb8720681d9c84a91768c062c7bb494/tumblr_n7d4gjzJlr1rn7bzro1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jun 2014, 04:24
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/0fe5496d3de4c0955a5bb36bd1ad0442/tumblr_n7jipi79si1qb5gkjo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Jun 2014, 07:19
(http://i.imgur.com/FGRrVVo.jpg) (http://www.wfhit.co.uk)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Jun 2014, 09:13
Kick back farm boy.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10371477_10154247415310634_2565027375507871104_n.jpg?oh=b61360e40cabb02daf3056c98c06888f&oe=541F9415&__gda__=1411748208_d1758b7270a98b498ccc9902b75ee218)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 22 Jun 2014, 14:34
Yes, yes you do Zod

It's OVER 9000!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Jun 2014, 15:42
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/cfb6b684f8bf6a1ae3bdb3e6e8b00cd6/tumblr_n75himqIgJ1rgx7ico1_400.gif)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9c924035a39b95f2abf297a01e51abbf/tumblr_n4i2idh8r41qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg)



(http://37.media.tumblr.com/961022e710b26c4e59228a75c4583509/tumblr_mlbk90cThY1qcs6t6o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Jun 2014, 16:27
https://imgur.com/gallery/ttjz6


I have stupid powers they said...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Jun 2014, 16:34
NAMOR IS BETTER
(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/namor-1-fish-out-of-water-aquaman-and-namor-the-sub-mariner.jpeg?width=570&height=865)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Jun 2014, 17:45
at failing
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 22 Jun 2014, 18:39
http://www.smh.com.au/world/student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina-in-germany-20140623-zsiet.html (http://www.smh.com.au/world/student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina-in-germany-20140623-zsiet.html)
(http://images.smh.com.au/2014/06/23/5535590/1403482651557.jpg-620x349.jpg)

Oh you germans and your giant stone vaginas.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 22 Jun 2014, 18:49
Quote
The man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.

CLASSY, JOURNALISM!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 22 Jun 2014, 22:11
Quote
A total of 22 firefighters, five fire engines and a number of paramedics were sent to the scene

I can imagine how that went down. "Hey, there is a guy stuck in a giant vulva!" "Oh, I wanna come!" "Oh, me too!"

Quote
and quickly freed the man "by hand without use of equipment"

...there are soooo many lewd jokes I could make about 22 firemen and a couple of paramedics working a giant vulva by hand without use of equipment, I don't even know where to start! *squeee*
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 22 Jun 2014, 22:38
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/newsroom/img/posts/NbYbNrs.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 Jun 2014, 00:22
Momma always said I shoulda gone to Med School >.>;

In other news holy fuck Within Temptation covered Imagine Dragon's Radioactive and owned it harder then Lindsey Sterling did.


Their whole new album is fucking stellar and I can't wait to see them in September.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/555674_10151575321122177_1787058376_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/734601_10151569616572177_1769317099_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10489949_1507730122775767_8050617938639971551_n.jpg?oh=74e75b1ee9b4e1864c14beea628b2899&oe=541794D2)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jun 2014, 01:05
Quote
The man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.

CLASSY, JOURNALISM!

I'm sorry but legally those words aren't allowed to be in the same room.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 23 Jun 2014, 01:31
I was being sarcastic.
Sent from my Lumia 920 using Tapatalk
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Jun 2014, 01:34
(http://mashkulture.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fox-harvard-01.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jun 2014, 01:57
What the hell is happening in that photo and how can I become a part of it?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Jun 2014, 02:43
As far as I can tell, the lady and the gentleman are involved in some sort of freshly squeezed juice transaction but unfortunately someone ran out of glasses.

Break all your glasses.

I'll give a linky to more of the same artist. NSFW.

http://mashkulture.net/2014/06/17/fox-harvard-photography#
http://foxharvard.com/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 23 Jun 2014, 03:13
Goddamn, it didn't occur to me that these would be NSFW pictures and I just clicked on the link in the middle of our facultys computer room.

I have students sitting behind me starting to laugh.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 23 Jun 2014, 07:05
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10376854_555464764557826_6110130289958913591_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 23 Jun 2014, 07:27
I find it amusing that I've liked every version of Radioactive better than the original by Imagine Dragons. To give credit where it is due though, Penatonix are the ones who did the cover with Lindsey Stirling as backup on her violin. That song is how I found out about them, following Lindsey links. They are awesome and everyone should listen to them.



Another awesome band is Steam Powered Giraffe. They perform music and vaudeville style comedy acts as robot characters, with a pretty extensive and cool back story.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 Jun 2014, 07:47
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10367122_724153280978679_5181683554681547282_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10487289_724078087652865_8654580804500223279_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10440832_721729714554369_2125772225107924944_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10477938_295189733988045_5390528490725050814_n.jpg)

This never gets old:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279789/I-chase-I-bite--crime-report-dog--Police-investigate-completing-witness-statement-written-force-dog.html


http://imgur.com/gallery/tYIKf
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 23 Jun 2014, 09:07
[Penatonix video]

I love that video so much, it's so pretty that it makes me want to use several exclamation points!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 23 Jun 2014, 09:17
(http://i.imgur.com/h8CVw5u.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jun 2014, 09:18
(http://i.imgur.com/WdFK7LJ.jpg)

(look carefully)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 23 Jun 2014, 10:04
It's Babe!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jun 2014, 10:17
Adorable!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jun 2014, 15:58
(http://i.imgur.com/y4uO7SY.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jun 2014, 17:22
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/42cfbf3ba6bed6b903d817e1c8316437/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c441f28a666cee93cab800a396384c88/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo2_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/24dd8bd3c3228cb3f256c4307c36ecb6/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo3_1280.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/285c9d83e0bb8bb19ba301c80b1e326e/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo4_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2062bdc5d067230a2cc4e8bff2e07512/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo5_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/52a173d4f97fce39053a0b5a455e93bd/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo6_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/e99110c7f7c3106b8389b0bd18e3f449/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo7_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/5cbe095e24974e81fd70035685357b05/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo8_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/fdeb45abf748dfecc16981f73e14fe4b/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo9_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2c1710840ff8eb678fc0f43ff608a81a/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo10_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 23 Jun 2014, 18:46
(https://i.imgur.com/AUAx2aY.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/EZOoWaC.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/p1Uz1pv.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/FO7VTnq.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Papersatan on 23 Jun 2014, 20:01
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Jun 2014, 02:09
(http://i.imgur.com/auBIPmc.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Jun 2014, 02:23
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--b7XN_kDS--/780818559799944776.jpg)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/slash.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/93177a1ce6cd4a66e838a27db6459928/tumblr_n7d39tPSWZ1qza249o1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/135e198b4ad97d0452dcb55be505aa0c/tumblr_n7f8ztXquU1qapkmyo1_1280.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9be62d1fb2515f25fe1c57de150c421d/tumblr_n7ardtSgRe1qzzhs8o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 24 Jun 2014, 04:52
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/42cfbf3ba6bed6b903d817e1c8316437/tumblr_n6wha3MM951tz1f9jo1_1280.png)

She's pretty :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 24 Jun 2014, 05:24
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 24 Jun 2014, 05:48
I like 'heap sort' :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Jun 2014, 06:22
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 24 Jun 2014, 08:03
Let me play you the songs of my people, 1980s era arcade kids.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 24 Jun 2014, 09:03
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Jun 2014, 09:34
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2eb2607af44befd9b2dc22d65e8d4310/tumblr_mssce2Rzin1qbyxr0o1_400.gif)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SSiJqHDR--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/782208991449572390.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 24 Jun 2014, 10:00
http://sfglobe.com/?id=1036&src=share_fb_new_1036

http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/now-you-can-learn-to-craft-gorgeous-fantasy-cosplay-armor-for-next-to-nothing/#!oCKyR
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 24 Jun 2014, 10:03
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.

(http://www.joyofpi.com/images/index_01.jpg)

3.141592653  :3

Beo:

That gif needs to be edited with a *boop* in it.. it would be PERFECT :D

I'm pretty sure that girl in blue is as tall or taller than me.. and still in heels... that is awesome :3

Garand:

I'm like.. completely obsessed with Svetlana now.. that is some *awesome* armor... probably be good for making some cyber goth stuff too :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 24 Jun 2014, 10:13
Shane fighting for the man:
http://www.tickld.com/x/worker-causes-havoc-for-walmart-management-this-is-hilarious
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 24 Jun 2014, 10:40
...Okay that's funny and all but why would 'management' put up those messages on a whiteboard?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 24 Jun 2014, 10:46
It's funny but I'm guessing also fake. The handwriting is too neat to be management!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Jun 2014, 11:31
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c29f34655e019de5bc00fdf1ccfcce56/tumblr_n4bbobX0fl1s9mwh8o1_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/5aab83101b0bdf0b38c925499ae4a22a/tumblr_n4bbobX0fl1s9mwh8o4_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f6b5922b1db59b2b2ab38cbb1b70f48d/tumblr_n4bbobX0fl1s9mwh8o3_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 24 Jun 2014, 11:45
That looks like it could be an Asian cast of Scooby Doo... hehe  (I know it's Power Rangers..)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 24 Jun 2014, 13:11
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2eb2607af44befd9b2dc22d65e8d4310/tumblr_mssce2Rzin1qbyxr0o1_400.gif)

Have the whole two-minute video (http://videosift.com/video/Sheep-Gives-Bull-a-Headbutting-Lesson).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 24 Jun 2014, 13:19
<truestory>
My brother recently ran up to me, saying 'I really need to go poop!'. I could see the bathroom, so I said, 'Go on then. The bathroom's empty.'

He poked my nose and went 'poop'.
</truestory>
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 24 Jun 2014, 13:59
Have the whole two-minute video (http://videosift.com/video/Sheep-Gives-Bull-a-Headbutting-Lesson).
Videosift? It's just an embedded youtube video... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D02F9HeSQbg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 24 Jun 2014, 15:01
Czech out Hell on Wheels (http://imgur.com/gallery/PppLO)


also:
(http://i.imgur.com/LOAJesh.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 24 Jun 2014, 15:49
So that's what will happen with the Mars One mission then. . .
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 24 Jun 2014, 16:41
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.

Is that when you're going to order pie?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Jun 2014, 18:31
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.
If you round there, the last number should be a 4 (since it's ...35... which rounds up).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Jun 2014, 04:57
that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!
Literally the first time I've seen that in response to (what I think is) me. \o/

Also, I'm eagerly awaiting March 14, 2015 (9:26:53 in particular). High-five to anyone that figures that out.

Is that when you're going to order pie?

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10329238_985063634856423_8229696883040585670_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 25 Jun 2014, 05:53
img
The official state meal of Colorado?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 25 Jun 2014, 06:55
Because I want these... now

http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jRK (http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jRK)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Jun 2014, 06:58
BRB commissioning a masculine cut of one of those dresses

I leave you with North Korea getting their jimmies rustled.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Jun 2014, 07:00
If North Korea were a poster on this forum, they'd have been banned for being a troll. I find it hard to believe it's not all an elaborate hoax. I'm very interested to find out what the merciless retaliation they have in mind might be - a film about Obama being the anti-Christ perhaps? I expect the Tea Party would provide funding.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Jun 2014, 07:12
Oh May, you say it like they haven't already MADE that film. With multiple sequels. This is a Communist propaganda machine we're talking about remember?

Check out their children's cartoons
http://www.cracked.com/article_19329_the-5-craziest-childrens-cartoons-from-north-korea.html

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Jun 2014, 07:14
Why, May, that was a positively American thing to say.     ;)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Jun 2014, 07:26
Shane fighting for the man:
http://www.tickld.com/x/worker-causes-havoc-for-walmart-management-this-is-hilarious

Zoe pointed out on FB that this is essentially the Wally World variant of Skippy's List, a legendary piece of military humor.

http://skippyslist.com/list/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 25 Jun 2014, 10:03
(http://i.imgur.com/HWuOgtW.gif)

...yup
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2014, 10:15
BRB commissioning a masculine cut of one of those dresses

I leave you with North Korea getting their jimmies rustled.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069

(http://i.imgur.com/n2CA4.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/hrm1M.gif)

trailer looks goofy too hahaha:

I remember watching the trailer when I saw 22 jump street.  I had a feeling htis would be N. K.'s reaction. Ah well
(http://i.imgur.com/smeZ3.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 25 Jun 2014, 10:51
Took this photo of the university today. What is wrong here?

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20662983/2014-06-25%2017.40.32.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Jun 2014, 11:21
Oh man, wow. How did not one person see that during the process of planning, approving, and building that?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2014, 11:48
(http://i.imgur.com/9HgR09h.gif)




(http://i.imgur.com/AK7Nzt2.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 25 Jun 2014, 12:06
Oh man, wow. How did not one person see that during the process of planning, approving, and building that?
It's so strange, I think there must have been an extra ramp there at some point, but I have no idea why there isn't now.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 25 Jun 2014, 12:10
Is that a rubber bumper strip along the front?  It could be designed for the back gate of a van or car with a wheelchair fitting, I guess.  But even then, not providing a complete ramp for other people is still crazy.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2014, 13:24
(http://i.imgur.com/Su6u5G9.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/mP8kpEb.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jun 2014, 16:14
Quote
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/5556df9234b371b0bce01d6fd4528e55/tumblr_n4ub0lFmd31tv7vlyo1_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a0a7e65b1ba50b882675d99293647aae/tumblr_n4ub0lFmd31tv7vlyo2_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/5bbf7f69088315aa8d316769e156962a/tumblr_n4ub0lFmd31tv7vlyo3_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/402ce5d491b60a78bef401c6b9e9723a/tumblr_n4ub0lFmd31tv7vlyo4_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f4feed231c87e97c505fdd6411a44b6e/tumblr_n4ub0lFmd31tv7vlyo5_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 25 Jun 2014, 16:38
Man this new catbus service is terrible...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 25 Jun 2014, 17:00
Took this photo of the university today. What is wrong here?
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20662983/2014-06-25%2017.40.32.jpg)

<epic_facepalm>
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2014, 17:16
(https://i.imgur.com/4vnhumc.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Emoroffle on 25 Jun 2014, 19:24
So I recently dreamed an entire anime series in great detail. I've spent the last few days transcribing everything because it was so awesome someone has to make it. It basically boils down to power armor magical girl ghostbusters but they are all in their 20's and use magitek. I swear I will make it my mission, on my free time, to ensure this gets a release somewhere even if it's just in comic form. My main life's goal remains to become the immortal empress of a martian based superscience empire.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Jun 2014, 19:42
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Jun 2014, 21:51
(https://i.imgur.com/IO4TpXd.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: tragic_pizza on 25 Jun 2014, 22:27
(http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140626/acid_picdump_07.jpg)

(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140612/acid_picdump_13.jpg)

(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140612/acid_picdump_26.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 26 Jun 2014, 00:03
How well do you know your TCP?

(http://cassland.org/images/TCPjoke.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 26 Jun 2014, 04:28
How well do you know your TCP?

[image]
Enough to have been forced to send this message thirteen times.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 26 Jun 2014, 04:58
So... how about some chicken (http://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf)?

Also.. Local church posted pics of their baptisms from this weekend. (http://imgur.com/gallery/DPMqLsN)

"There are 38 million Americans who have never used the internet because many of them are simply not interested or find it difficult to use." ...wat?


(http://i.imgur.com/o9h1Ooq.jpg)

This picture is just so... pretty :)
(http://i.imgur.com/HN5blqC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hct68pz.jpg)
Win
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jun 2014, 07:26
http://www.thegamercat.com/2014/05/bouncer/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jun 2014, 08:56
http://themisescircle.org/blog/2013/03/24/the-glorious-triumph-of-anarchy-in-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/

Class struggle, now with ponies.

(http://i.imgur.com/WGky2oE.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jun 2014, 09:41
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ae27eb03407b5fcf3231596ca1aef33b/tumblr_mh1y6qrYnV1rna19ho1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/2d929e368c9b700cbee7e185ef70d30c/tumblr_mh1y6qrYnV1rna19ho2_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/251ae352b78dbbbff7242c1d77bdcbce/tumblr_mh1y6qrYnV1rna19ho3_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/891fcf9f6fc5e2168d9041600d83c687/tumblr_mh1y6qrYnV1rna19ho4_250.gif)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d57e0922bd5ab348c4586558668ddba0/tumblr_n6pbc0DBsJ1qh62ooo1_250.gif)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0c689085183108f10a3fa5f773fd434e/tumblr_n67dmpOctV1so8vyyo1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 26 Jun 2014, 11:59
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 26 Jun 2014, 12:40
that porky is adorable!

reminds me of this:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jun 2014, 15:26
Trust me on this, that Kitten isn't saying "Yum Yum Yum"

It's saying "Get the fuck away from my food you damned Human!"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 26 Jun 2014, 15:59
Local church posted pics of their baptisms from this weekend. (http://imgur.com/gallery/DPMqLsN)
Yeah, mate. We have to do that down here too; those ticks're nasty:
(http://www.rsc.org/images/NEWS-p8-sheep-dipping-250_tcm18-67247.jpg)

To the UKnians, I'll see your Nigel Farage and raise you Tony Abbott:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Prime_Minister_Tony_Abbott.jpg)
And this man is our Prime Minister. Come back John Howard, all is forgiven.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jun 2014, 16:16
Ours is at least prettier looking

If not someone you'd want to run over with a Steamroller.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 26 Jun 2014, 16:30
Hey.

We're blessed with this guy.

(http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20121226/rahimi20121226074722993.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 26 Jun 2014, 16:47
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/8dd97f19e57b9536e25a887584f7ae03/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bb400a14d04a8d0cf70aae55955352e7/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/b011e873c2f88a57954392c772d2da68/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/dd378b301a93994f4a4cd24e16b29024/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo4_500.jpg)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7c6e31c1a406f495581d7e90459c6c21/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg)(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee48413560aca83f1dd1a5398f340151/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo6_500.jpg)(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d30a39a0cb5b422f5325f84c0f521c95/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo7_500.jpg)(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7662a0f741f31ff57405d71b0043360c/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo8_500.jpg)(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c326e4d718fd1048cd5db080ac810f89/tumblr_n7ravhJUma1qb5gkjo9_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 26 Jun 2014, 19:58
Are you ready to learn!
Not a valid youtube URL
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 26 Jun 2014, 20:42
And this man is our Prime Minister. Come back John Howard, all is forgiven.
Easy now, Akima. Let's not forget the eleven years of Hell that Howard put us through. Though he appears quite moderate compared to Abbott, he's still pretty far out on the right-wing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jun 2014, 21:52
Gough Whitlam then?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 26 Jun 2014, 22:03
Oh yeah. You know, if anyone had a time machine or something so that we wouldn't end up with the 90+ year old Gough.
I miss Gillard though. She was a damn good PM

Back to the pointlessness however. How many of these apply to YOU?:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10514740_10152504437875485_5170246515789966354_n.jpg?oh=861c6b9ff71ee79890ff69c38e8b2ba0&oe=542B2D87&__gda__=1411184850_ba669c982b5a015369cc2181cf814558)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Jun 2014, 22:20
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: tragic_pizza on 26 Jun 2014, 22:26
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140627/acid_picdump_36.jpg)

(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140627/acid_picdump_84.jpg)

(http://acidcow.com/pics/20140627/acid_picdump_88.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 26 Jun 2014, 22:35
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
Apparently it's the temperature on the inside of a freshly-killed tauntaun  :claireface:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Jun 2014, 23:25
Nine it is.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 27 Jun 2014, 00:47
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a9f99113a5d23a98ad82e386829bb58/tumblr_n7rb0nuTgE1qb5gkjo1_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c79d03492cbb34cfd8551ee4338a5011/tumblr_n7rb07ksuj1qb5gkjo3_r1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 27 Jun 2014, 04:43
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/1390825572_1368276583.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 27 Jun 2014, 05:01
Yup... that's pretty much how I feel about it... I didn't grow out of cartoons... there just aren't any more interesting ones to watch.

You know... I know like *every* character in the 2002 pic.. hehe

Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.
12

11... yes.. I am a sorceress :P  (female Warlock :) )
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Jun 2014, 05:23
Nine, possibly ten, depending on what a 'lukewarm' is.

12
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 27 Jun 2014, 05:54
Back to the pointlessness however. How many of these apply to YOU?:
[image]
Surprisingly, only 4. ._.; Eh, oh well. Guess I'm kinda tame.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Jun 2014, 06:59
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1908336_864009866953359_7626711476463168694_n.jpg?oh=8eb23e55735361e2b2a3fb2f34fbfcd3&oe=542E680C)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10455424_863986286955717_2000000873619153828_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10440703_863579160329763_8658743008314392750_n.jpg)
Your daily reminder that anti-vaccers are morons:
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10303746_863094663711546_516413602421855572_n.jpg)

Meanwhile on a ship in the middle of the Sonoran desert

http://www.military1.com/navy/article/462676-sailors-serve-aboard-landlocked-ship-in-nm-desert

Rocket science is more fun when you actually have rockets.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 27 Jun 2014, 09:15
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Jun 2014, 10:09
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/1011685_10152009268413737_484625019_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1558605_10152007626508737_572396295_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1011239_10152000581243737_1601799886_n.jpg)
I am both disgusted and strangely intriguied.

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1001122_10151998400973737_1445089702_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1557530_10151973555338737_45516702_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10469414_484079981737142_3931900623687491771_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/1506587_10202969405895169_464007300_n.jpg?oh=851a2b031c890903ad201677fa5fff09&oe=540E42CA)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10500460_475698542533558_5425254197067230160_n.png)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10365881_464414126995333_8882251933461668784_n.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Jun 2014, 14:00
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1908336_864009866953359_7626711476463168694_n.jpg?oh=8eb23e55735361e2b2a3fb2f34fbfcd3&oe=542E680C)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10455424_863986286955717_2000000873619153828_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10440703_863579160329763_8658743008314392750_n.jpg)
Your daily reminder that anti-vaccers are morons:
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10303746_863094663711546_516413602421855572_n.jpg)

Meanwhile on a ship in the middle of the Sonoran desert

http://www.military1.com/navy/article/462676-sailors-serve-aboard-landlocked-ship-in-nm-desert

Rocket science is more fun when you actually have rockets.

I got 7 of 9 (no pun intended) on the Tesco list, despite at least one being written in an unconventional manner.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 27 Jun 2014, 14:59
Hey.

We're blessed with this guy.

(http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20121226/rahimi20121226074722993.jpg)


Only because he's not the complete horror story Tony Abbott is - and less of a twat most of the time.

That being said, I wouldn't trust him not to fart in an elevatior if it suited his purpose.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 27 Jun 2014, 15:30
[liquid nitrogen experiment]

The sound of the flower crushing was so satisfying.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Jun 2014, 16:47
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/af43bf9de6d08f64254b125d30f78d73/tumblr_n1dgv2sGBF1rp5f6po1_500.jpg)



(http://38.media.tumblr.com/84dcb3747db3ca3d0ba1859502fc48f3/tumblr_mk6zvmxkpk1qkasbdo1_500.png)



(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3f94c92dc6877ee30705e49e5f08224a/tumblr_n04umrl2Qy1sjqlxio1_500.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2ae924672779e979d12e12c271216126/tumblr_n04umrl2Qy1sjqlxio2_500.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/1434e5043bc6a301bbc2a61c5f10ccff/tumblr_n04umrl2Qy1sjqlxio3_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 27 Jun 2014, 16:53
I remember that Johnny Bravo episode.

Two very Irish but very different songs about horses.


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 27 Jun 2014, 17:08
I love that fucking song.

FUCK YOUR HONDA CIVIC
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Jun 2014, 20:01
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/1506587_10202969405895169_464007300_n.jpg?oh=851a2b031c890903ad201677fa5fff09&oe=540E42CA)
Before I read the last comment I was wondering why the hell so many people were defending the Joker, I genuinely didn't even think that they thought the OP was just being a dick to some actual person :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 27 Jun 2014, 20:02
(https://i.imgur.com/Iz38ukY.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Jun 2014, 20:09
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10449802_809615945730335_1308597538_n.jpg?oh=f6ef6af54cc33aa012d3bc1b731ed457&oe=53B08012&__gda__=1404056690_cc439cc8d5e26ebf7a7d2fd5c25e3419)

Just made that...semi-GoT spoilers :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 28 Jun 2014, 04:51
GRR Martin kills Grumpy Cat in the next book? NOOOOOOOO! You've gone to far this time, Martin!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jun 2014, 06:35
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c3f26c8c938e5ff5c2cf8308b145e253/tumblr_n6o02dko2L1rcxn5mo1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/e46ffe3c995711d610aaa05f1f511eda/tumblr_n6o02dko2L1rcxn5mo2_1280.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/df9fc2ee487db4ec6e6d554814a20d99/tumblr_n6o02dko2L1rcxn5mo3_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 28 Jun 2014, 06:46
I'm the DM, and Iblia is my own character. Can you tell I'm getting a little ticked about all the crap she's doing? (http://puu.sh/9NPcb/b2c8468bf1.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jun 2014, 10:30
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/691c092f78941136c1a17a18b267f5f7/tumblr_n7kn77B72H1t62i7do1_1280.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 Jun 2014, 13:16
Heh. Heheheh.

I chuckled at that. It reminded me that I had THREE mothers in law when I got married.

After that crazy bullshit... any other set of potential in laws can bring it the fuck on.

In other news, the vid in the spoilers is of extreme interest to all members and staff of this forum. Please distribute it widely.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 28 Jun 2014, 13:32
[Slaps in a little asian magic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ERhzs_If3U)]
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 28 Jun 2014, 23:34
Relevant to the Aussies in the audience:
LEE LIN CHIN VS MAGGIE BEER IN TELEVISED COOKING BRAWL (http://www.ripitup.com.au/food-and-drink/article/lee-lin-chin-vs-maggie-beer-in-televised-cooking-brawl-sbs-the-feed#.U6-yiZSSx8E)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 28 Jun 2014, 23:38
I'm the DM, and Iblia is my own character. Can you tell I'm getting a little ticked about all the crap she's doing? (http://puu.sh/9NPcb/b2c8468bf1.png)
I am intrigued by that image and wish to learn more.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Jun 2014, 01:28
Relevant to the Aussies in the audience:
LEE LIN CHIN VS MAGGIE BEER IN TELEVISED COOKING BRAWL (http://www.ripitup.com.au/food-and-drink/article/lee-lin-chin-vs-maggie-beer-in-televised-cooking-brawl-sbs-the-feed#.U6-yiZSSx8E)

I know just the referee.

(http://www.ravepubs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ironchef.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Jun 2014, 02:29
Yes, this. A thousand times this.
Maggie Beer: Iron Chef German...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Jun 2014, 03:03
(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Phone-check.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jun 2014, 07:07
"ugh, some days I feel like I should just delete my facebook"


Princest Diaries (http://www.sainthoax.com/princestdiaries.html)

(http://www.sainthoax.com/uploads/2/5/4/2/25423795/2437001_orig.jpg)
(http://www.sainthoax.com/uploads/2/5/4/2/25423795/320407_orig.jpg)
(http://www.sainthoax.com/uploads/2/5/4/2/25423795/2475705_orig.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Jun 2014, 07:58
Objection! Not pointless!

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UlHPV4_b--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/788330835646624431.jpg)

http://io9.com/and-now-a-lyre-made-from-a-human-skull-1597453083
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 29 Jun 2014, 08:40


"ugh, some days I feel like I should just delete my facebook"

Princest Diaries (http://www.sainthoax.com/princestdiaries.html)



What movie is the first one from?

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jun 2014, 08:45
Sleeping Beauty


(http://i.imgur.com/lHH9W6d.gif)


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4354f10812a70ca43c355a4595e6071a/tumblr_n4pgamq5kj1qadfmyo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jun 2014, 14:33
Hahahahaha (what is the 100 thing though?)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Jun 2014, 15:18
100%, I'd suspect.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jun 2014, 16:39
Oh. So...300% then?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Jun 2014, 17:51
Which is about how mad she's going to be over "normal angry" when she realizes those aren't bruises from fists...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Jun 2014, 17:53
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/av0MmwZ_460sa_v1.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 29 Jun 2014, 17:56
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/4786462_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jun 2014, 17:58
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/av0MmwZ_460sa_v1.gif)
Booooooooooo
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Jun 2014, 18:06
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/4786462_700b.jpg)

(Grrroooooooannnnnn)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 29 Jun 2014, 22:25
By jove old chap, I do believe we've been Rickrolled!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jun 2014, 00:26
(http://i.imgur.com/9yxpC1O.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 01:07
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/4786462_700b.jpg)

Holy shit my time machine works.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 30 Jun 2014, 03:25
And now, terrifying green men:
(http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images%2Farticle%2F2014%2F06%2F30%2F786879552142256561.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jun 2014, 03:44
I do hope one of those is Charlie Day.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 30 Jun 2014, 03:54
So apparently traffic jams are a left-wing conspiracy?  :roll:

(http://i.imgur.com/Fx6rORv.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Jun 2014, 04:40
Dedication to your partner is vital in a relationship you know!

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10300425_10154292734675304_3903848031508372301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 30 Jun 2014, 05:15
How in hell do you even MANAGE that?!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 05:19
I don't understand how that is physically possible as far as time, and how much that would cost.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jun 2014, 05:22
If she didn't sleep for that week, it's one communication every five seconds; if she slept 6 hours a night, that's down to under four seconds each.  That is clearly impossible, not least because the speed with which her phone would respond wouldn't maintain that - so the figures are wrong or made up.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Jun 2014, 05:26
She used scripts, y'all.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jun 2014, 05:30
You have a script to send letters, and to sing?  And even if there was a script dialling his phone, did he also have a script answering it so that the speed could be maintained?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Jun 2014, 05:33
I wasn't being serious, that post is obviously fake.
(http://www.mustardcreative.com.au/musings/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fake_button.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jun 2014, 05:34
It's in the correct thread, you see.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 30 Jun 2014, 08:31
I think I brought a discussion to a straight-up stop. Feeling horribly awkward about it. x:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Jun 2014, 08:44
Don't worry, the pointless thread will NEVER die. This is at least its third incarnation.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 08:55
I also don't see how you brought it to a stop given that we continued replying as recently as three hours ago.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jun 2014, 08:58
The board's oldest surviving pointless thread is here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=11190.0) (somewhat NSFW).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 09:08
I aint scare of the wa-oh shit!
(http://i.imgur.com/8gSKyO0.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Jun 2014, 09:23
That kitty is wearing a harness so that it can go for walks
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 30 Jun 2014, 09:35
I tried to train my kitty to wear one of those, but she never was having anything to do with it. I lived on a fairly busy street and I was worried about her getting run over. She always wanted to go outside. But whenever I tried putting on the harness, she laid down, ears back and refused to move until I took it off. :(
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 Jun 2014, 09:47
That kitty is too cute... especially after it runs backs and hides... I wanna give it a hug :(
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 11:59
(http://i.imgur.com/bIEsHMo.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: lepetitfromage on 30 Jun 2014, 12:13
We tried to walk Fuzz once.....we got this:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ikfE_mmBhrs/UIqpFQ_VrkI/AAAAAAAAAQY/eTN5v2K4adw/s1600/tumblr_lje7jgURG81qb6t6wo1_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Jun 2014, 12:16
Same here with my cats

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/fe4014a2641355ecbbfa2529b5effc9c/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho1_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4e37e65ed8394185b947f0610f32f405/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho2_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a384428275d1e8441e9732ab02a853e3/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho3_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2bbe7ae03965b9ad4b7fa6783c48644a/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho4_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1a2ce9e2ac311656dd30fc2685e6f705/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho5_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/071f299efd8b5a34b533d1de60dd0220/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho6_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a30a998a6f61d044876444b8fc6393ff/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho7_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0a54b7e53dcbac869df2953ac20e0025/tumblr_n7t5501oph1qb439ho8_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 Jun 2014, 12:18
Oh jesus... that's like a horror movie right there >.>

So.... Injustice: Gods Among Us (Ultimate Edition) is awesome.
All I'm saying is Raven in Regime outfit and Killer Frost <3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 13:47
This isn't very pointless, but I felt that game kinda sucked a bag of dicks.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 13:56
You know which game didn't (foe me anyways): Dishonored
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6j547CnFF1qefhtpo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 14:03
Isn't that game like six hours long?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 30 Jun 2014, 14:22
Only if you play every mission by going straight to the objective marker and ignore the wide open levels full of hidden areas and loot. Actually, not even then, whoever spread that rumour is a goddamn idiot. I've spent a total of sixty hours on it over roughly two playthroughs.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 14:48
Its a fun, entertaining, interesting world.  You basically play as night-crawler/assassin's creed guy in a steam punk (whale oil) world.  Yeah its 6 hours if you speed run but you can say that about any game (some people in WoW would hit level cap in a day).  Still a barrel full of fun with great atmosphere and great watercolor art design.  Loved ever bit of it. So many different ways to complete a mission. It is also the first stealth based game I actually enjoyed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Jun 2014, 14:58
Isn't the story also incredibly generic and stale?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 15:05
I didn't think so. The plot is pretty much a mash-up of the movie V for Vendetta and Commando.  Yes Commando as in Arnold Schwarzenegger. But thats putting it is a very basic way.  There is a lot more going on.

Also we had a thread about it here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?topic=28307.msg1105124#msg1105124) if you wish to inquire more.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 30 Jun 2014, 15:36
The basic plot beats of the game are pretty predictable but the setting and themes are extraordinary. If you've played the game, read this article (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/columns/criticalintel/10133-Corvo-Is-Not-An-Honorable-Man) about Victorian notions of a man's honour and how Corvo's role in the game contrasts with it.

I'll take the rest of the discussion to the thread now.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jun 2014, 17:58
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brap5eVCMAAmCPY.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 30 Jun 2014, 18:02
(http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/85/66/683b2f859768e9a97c66a03472857232-zero-suit-samus-googles-herself.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 30 Jun 2014, 18:12
SAFE SEARCH ON! SAFE SEARCH ON!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Jun 2014, 18:26
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/47b4abef5d19a9b76d45fda241b057c2/tumblr_n7s89zuioR1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jun 2014, 18:37
Bahahahaha, nice.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Jun 2014, 19:24
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a8efde7fee5b0e6a1c2f4770a2a244dd/tumblr_mwhuwctSXX1qhtzipo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c73b74ac7691fd301075ebccddc89e7d/tumblr_mwhuwctSXX1qhtzipo2_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/737778a64486ee200a23a885bac427c2/tumblr_mwhuwctSXX1qhtzipo3_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/e991ffd89240acd30428992852f8adb2/tumblr_mwhuwctSXX1qhtzipo4_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/20c207ea4fae520620419cdc6c5fbf3a/tumblr_mwhuwctSXX1qhtzipo5_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jun 2014, 19:33
Now I feel even better about being about to quit my second job.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Jun 2014, 19:45
but the cash can pay for me to spend the time I don't have doing things I like even better then the job, so there's that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Jun 2014, 20:07
(http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201109/kitten-bouquet-big.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 30 Jun 2014, 20:18
SO MANY PAWS
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Jun 2014, 20:37
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10426804_652398694848715_7939981005945961608_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 Jul 2014, 00:17
May?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Jul 2014, 00:53
(http://i.imgur.com/AitsFjh.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 01 Jul 2014, 04:58
That fairy tale always bothered me. If you put him back together again.. won't he just be a zombie or something? Once he dies.. you can't bring him back to the way he was.

Also, children's fairy tales are pretty dark.. that one is about suicide >.>;
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 01 Jul 2014, 05:25
It's not a fairy tale, it's a rhyme.
He's not dead, he's just broken.
He didn't kill himself, he just fell.

It doesn't have to be complicated.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 01 Jul 2014, 05:26
It may have been an accident, but it's certainly no yolk  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 05:28
(https://i.imgur.com/CtWp6F7.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/fKq1LtG.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/Oij3XSJ.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 01 Jul 2014, 05:38
It's not a fairy tale, it's a rhyme.
He's not dead, he's just broken.
He didn't kill himself, he just fell.

It doesn't have to be complicated.

But look at the picture, the first one looks like he's pissed off.. then he's depressed while falling.. like he's just saying "screw it".

"He didn't kill himself, he just fell."  So is that like saying, "He didn't shoot himself, the gun just went off."? :P

I don't like thinking of things as black and white.. it's a lot more fun to think about things :3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 01 Jul 2014, 06:51
I also don't see how you brought it to a stop given that we continued replying as recently as three hours ago.
I meant a different thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,29908.msg1251944.html#msg1251944).

Pointless threads live on nigh-infinitely!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 09:49
(http://i.imgur.com/EU61HK4.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/IFdYmHc.jpg)
+1 to energy weapons
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jul 2014, 09:49
Quote
I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”


(http://media.tumblr.com/6a841c0ee3e04377d71b6609bca4d87c/tumblr_inline_n7yut9OBrR1qi2j4o.jpg)
Quote
When it’s summer and you have allergies and there’s pollen everywhere and you can’t breathe because your nose is fucking clogged to hell and you manage to blow your nose and clear it out somehow
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 10:15
I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”
Sometimes the best place to hide someone, is right under their nose.  :wink:
Not to mention Anakin wasn't really close with Owen, and I don;t think the farmers in a backwater planet's registration shows up on the front page of the census of the galaxy.

Plus...prequel plot holes to the OT. :psyduck:


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 01 Jul 2014, 11:00
(http://media.tumblr.com/6a841c0ee3e04377d71b6609bca4d87c/tumblr_inline_n7yut9OBrR1qi2j4o.jpg)
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When it’s summer and you have allergies and there’s pollen everywhere and you can’t breathe because your nose is fucking clogged to hell and you manage to blow your nose and clear it out somehow

I have a dirty dirty mind....  :psyduck:


Also.. have a comic (http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 11:33
What happens to all Canadians on Canada Day. I assume.
(http://i.imgur.com/J5H5waI.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4jAP4tt.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QimG3V8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sY71DbI.jpg)
Happy Canada Day!


in other news:
(http://i.imgur.com/vERHGqY.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 01 Jul 2014, 15:00
This is astonishingly amusing. (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/solitaire/index.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 15:08
(http://i.imgur.com/l6qsK56.gif)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 01 Jul 2014, 15:25
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 01 Jul 2014, 15:29
This is astonishingly amusing. (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/solitaire/index.html)

That is so much fun on a touchscreen!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jul 2014, 16:20
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/73b9c8870b019112d9207861b40acca4/tumblr_n7vub5GWo11qewacoo1_500.jpg)

mother-motorboated-by-son-while-daughter-rides-her.gif (http://i.imgur.com/TrhPvy5.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Jul 2014, 16:33
Nerdgasmed a little....
Star Wars stuffs by Dave Seeley (https://imgur.com/gallery/ADnl8)




(https://i.imgur.com/azdqTQK.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/0YMpucz.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/JhXWbTS.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 01 Jul 2014, 17:25
(https://i.imgur.com/Oij3XSJ.gif)
"Drakaris!"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Jul 2014, 00:07
(http://i.imgur.com/Nh6m8ir.gif)
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Post by: kyomi on 02 Jul 2014, 04:56
That image is repost at least once every couple of pages in every pointless thread... hehe
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 02 Jul 2014, 05:36
(http://i.imgur.com/FH2eJpm.png)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Jul 2014, 06:26
(https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10269548_1492993224251498_7148624063945944210_n.jpg?oh=1f5f029ef6440f11f763e22f39425f41&oe=542FBA09)

Be vewy vewy quiet...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2014, 07:35
(http://i.imgur.com/Uo3uF9h.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/AavKe6p.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/BY6uZky.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 Jul 2014, 09:55
Metal Construction:
(http://i.imgur.com/wcqcg2c.gif)
(Listen to Deathmole - Snow in Sun)

Also.. http://www.moonmontchronicle.com/supreme-court-rules-jcpenney-allowed-to-sacrifice-employees-to-appease-cthulhu.html (http://www.moonmontchronicle.com/supreme-court-rules-jcpenney-allowed-to-sacrifice-employees-to-appease-cthulhu.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 02 Jul 2014, 10:38

There is something unspeakably sinister about a machine that does nothing—absolutely nothing—except switch itself off.
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Post by: LTK on 02 Jul 2014, 11:09
There is something unspeakably sinister about a machine that does nothing—absolutely nothing—except switch itself off.
To me it just conveys a resigned exasperation on the box's part. "*sigh* Must these humans insist on flipping my switch? It's in the off state and I want to keep it that way. Why can't they just leave me alone?"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 Jul 2014, 11:12

This needs to be here...
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 02 Jul 2014, 11:27
I...what did I just watch?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 02 Jul 2014, 11:35
Here's something to take your mind off it

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/f0de347883ad304db58cce8d6bc0f0d6/tumblr_n6kavuFCCt1rnqlk4o1_1280.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 02 Jul 2014, 12:08
It is physically painful for me to watch that. Almost as bad as when my friend was playing scales on his mandolin, but playing the final note a half-tone sharp/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jul 2014, 13:50
Here's something to take your mind off it

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/f0de347883ad304db58cce8d6bc0f0d6/tumblr_n6kavuFCCt1rnqlk4o1_1280.gif)

Oh hey, it's back again


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Post by: Kugai on 02 Jul 2014, 14:14
Darned Broccoloids back again

Where's that Goat, and bring on the Cheese Sauce!!!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2014, 14:29
Holy Ballz!  90s MTV cartoon shorts.  I havn't seen those in ages.  The fish has no memory one was great too.  Also they did an anime one that was redubbed with the protagonist being basically michael jackson.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Jul 2014, 16:12
http://io9.com/the-year-the-army-stopped-niagara-falls-1599363360

With pics.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jul 2014, 16:58
IMPORTANT CNN NEWS
WATCH DUDE'S CRAZY PANTS DANCE
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 02 Jul 2014, 20:37
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/25/11/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-buzz-1236-1403709021-9.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Jul 2014, 20:38
Damn, that's a cold ass Aussie.
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Jul 2014, 21:20
That's Mick Dundee for ya
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 02 Jul 2014, 21:42
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/121116.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/2xUnG.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 03 Jul 2014, 02:54
Damn, that's a cold ass Aussie.

Best post ever.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jul 2014, 03:13

Can't believe I didn't think of this before.
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Post by: kyomi on 03 Jul 2014, 06:02

Neat
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Jul 2014, 06:47
... unless you are, you know, a fire ant.
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Post by: kyomi on 03 Jul 2014, 09:53
Even then, you get to be immortalized in a wicked looking piece of art :3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jul 2014, 10:37
One sees art where the other sees death.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jul 2014, 11:27
Art is a reflection of life, life by it's nature is death, therefore art is death, death is art.

Also fire ants are kinda dicks.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 03 Jul 2014, 11:45
Fire ants: kinda dicks.

Humans: the kind of species that kills a species for being 'kinda dicks' or for 'art.'

Pretty sure that we lose that one.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Jul 2014, 13:25
Meh. Life sucks, then you die. 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 03 Jul 2014, 13:54
Our essence is just trapped in a temporary meatsuit before we merge with and become one with the universe.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Jul 2014, 13:54
My country, 'tis of thee

Sweet land of liberty

Of thee I sing

Land where my fathers died

Land of the pilgrim's pride

From every mountainside

Let freedom RING.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Jul 2014, 14:15
Land where my fathers died
Shockingly progressive for such an old song :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Jul 2014, 14:47
I'm waiting for someone to get the irony of the song.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 03 Jul 2014, 14:51
My country 'tis of thee
Long live our noble queen
Of thee I sing
Send her victorious
Land of the pilgrim's pride
Long to reign over us
Let freedom ring.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jul 2014, 16:07
Quote from: Ryan Pequin
@ryanpequin:
opinions are like dicks, everyone has one and they're weird and veiny
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Jul 2014, 16:57
I Just Watched The Notebook and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You (http://jezebel.com/i-just-watched-the-notebook-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-1598415652)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 03 Jul 2014, 17:14
Be upstanding!



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Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Jul 2014, 17:25
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/328577cd83d3a6f3e875596ab260ab1e/tumblr_n84j5y961b1qb5gkjo1_250.gif)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/9a81fd7ef43bd74ab4eb7cf14da0ce8f/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/85c4a8c628d02805f32a3e874f6e30dc/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo2_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7b05100ea4a8d73877f1a47992d8a7d3/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo3_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e52a571f18eacedb79b484bf13f0f0dd/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo4_500.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/12bfd23355beb0d389c43a470ba9fa53/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo5_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/99f8cd1c06865de7a0a657816378d4fc/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo6_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/dd3e53c4858ba51a65217822e5bc1986/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo7_500.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/492fabb2af8402d90550f05c3c13b7ef/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo8_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ae06ab3c68b36b172ff10740d60969aa/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo9_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/15f8ee1518f9fb3d9fe55ae68508b947/tumblr_n83ostt9Wa1qb5gkjo10_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Jul 2014, 20:48
There was at least one kid who concluded that America was named "Tizathy" as a result of singing "My country, Tizathy".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 03 Jul 2014, 23:19
(http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/5/20/10/enhanced-buzz-435-1305902038-6.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 04 Jul 2014, 03:25
Empties his Bag of Holding III, which contained a disgruntled SuctionCup Caper Two (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=90656).

More pointless content soon.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 04 Jul 2014, 04:01
Your url is broken as shit, dude.
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Post by: Redball on 04 Jul 2014, 05:23
Fixed.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jul 2014, 05:56
There was at least one kid who concluded that America was named "Tizathy" as a result of singing "My country, Tizathy".
Not unreasonable, because...seriously, what's up with that line? "My country, it is of you" Huh? You can't even chalk it up to crazy word order, because later they say "of thee I sing", so you're basically saying "it is of you (America) of you I sing". I mean that sort of works but it's still a huge mess. Oh wait, no, I guess that does make sense.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 04 Jul 2014, 06:25
Fixed.
Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jul 2014, 06:26
(http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/5/20/10/enhanced-buzz-435-1305902038-6.jpg)
Li'l Sebastian?!

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jul 2014, 07:36
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Redball on 04 Jul 2014, 09:27
Fixed.
Thanks, trying to copy/paste that was a headache, and there was two links involved there. ><;
I'm not an expert, but I use the preview button always whenever I'm dealing with format. And I use quote to examine someone else's use of a format I plan to emulate.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Jul 2014, 09:55
Found this on my facebook wall. I'm thinking of deleting that friend
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10532368_10152545106819761_3319696272189589388_n.jpg)




Hot water freezes faster than cold water, find out why (http://www.iflscience.com/chemistry/hot-water-freezes-faster-cold-and-now-we-know-why)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Jul 2014, 11:17
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/Xseur
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Jul 2014, 12:37
What :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 04 Jul 2014, 13:11
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/44733efb9fa3f133977aa6e0db5ae88c/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo6_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3df6db9c5f4ec10ece92aaeac30d8376/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo1_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/de0192e7db23e421fa1de2055f21ff52/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo10_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/36ae2b8070491b289db0ffc90f456974/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo2_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a8fa7dfc60261aa036ebf7631ab22f47/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo3_500.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/bad5c85110fa7c6544165a3f31f82418/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo4_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/85a6b7a9100cd5708ed72a048b9d6811/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo7_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/bf3581d617239d95d3b547c6c693a4ad/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo9_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/12959bc07ecc4f38b4b98873759b382c/tumblr_n86b4eAcI21qb5gkjo8_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Jul 2014, 03:38
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8243756800/h79EB8A7C/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jul 2014, 15:10
Life imitating art.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2014, 06:33
(http://media.tumblr.com/09585e954510785fb69eb171cc97b6da/tumblr_inline_n86n7tM8uO1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/8360cdf23a3c94f73e3845e72d79f725/tumblr_inline_n86n7zRagS1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/2c7a53f3c48571f85a434bd80dbd0b55/tumblr_inline_n86n85aZez1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/75b40896f63922248f0d18f9fba59d8e/tumblr_inline_n86n8aDpCN1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/3a8810db2a5fec688948a500a1263925/tumblr_inline_n86n8ftKEh1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/db1cab004ba8f21104e8d42e1b4eed3f/tumblr_inline_n86n8juJEO1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/58e22eef1bc222c9ca59b955486a79f0/tumblr_inline_n86n8mlRuK1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/8a661a70d876964b9d931f2f5f5941bd/tumblr_inline_n86n8ruPld1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/1e2cd2437ac1feaa79d8128c88d13215/tumblr_inline_n86n8t4IqF1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/6673a501b78843f7bdaad5f5febe92d3/tumblr_inline_n86n8xKSLI1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/ec41110a967cc922a9c69ab4febf43ab/tumblr_inline_n86n91mAgQ1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/a3f149f2dac0bd66b5cc9a56b32149be/tumblr_inline_n86n974wsL1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/33a4f61a2e8a60a4d765280cc0ba7400/tumblr_inline_n86n9hx02R1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/861a458806348f3776145cd1b2f3a03c/tumblr_inline_n86n9pfoDx1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/7f6316a4c62909359a4e13e9bb6e6460/tumblr_inline_n86na1VrbS1r6ghlu.png)
(http://media.tumblr.com/0a05145df4a76ef8866bf742498e9a28/tumblr_inline_n86na85A7V1r6ghlu.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Jul 2014, 06:37
Well that's cheered me right up.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Jul 2014, 06:58
What the frick.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 06 Jul 2014, 07:22
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 06 Jul 2014, 07:33
Tilt shift filter applied to Hubble photos (http://imgur.com/gallery/OHtqE)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2014, 08:48
(http://cdn.lolbrary.com/2013/12/6/lolbrary.com_14400_1386358302.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z63sZgAt1qi6nseo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jul 2014, 09:33
On a bad ass warrior women note, Rowdy Rhonda Rousey defending both her title belt and her undefeated record from Alexa Davis in the UFC ring with a 16 second KO victory at UFC 175 last night.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 Jul 2014, 10:58
Uchi mata plus face pound tends to ensure victory.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 06 Jul 2014, 14:29
What the frick.
What the frick indeed. I believe we don't have rules on cartoon violence per se (even if it includes dying children), but was this really necessary -.-
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jul 2014, 16:40
Quote
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/124616d1458fb7bc114cdee973d3ccc8/tumblr_n85k5dsODU1qem2tro1_1280.png)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22oguRnq81qjcc1to1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 Jul 2014, 17:06
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/124616d1458fb7bc114cdee973d3ccc8/tumblr_n85k5dsODU1qem2tro1_1280.png)


Quote
"It feels like a bag of sand."
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdb6hhQfQ1qbyfvlo1_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Jul 2014, 17:21
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ce672fb62482c920409fd3e03984ec09/tumblr_n8ayszjBNM1qb5gkjo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/bc38acaea662961ac2f464c7e8ad99dd/tumblr_n8ayszjBNM1qb5gkjo2_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/625a85d4c163556e2ffd325195b554d5/tumblr_n8ayszjBNM1qb5gkjo3_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0b061cb74525c5d05c567b04fac0d0d5/tumblr_n8ayszjBNM1qb5gkjo4_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee68ee37d55349e8fde952dea9b8c07d/tumblr_n8ayszjBNM1qb5gkjo5_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 06 Jul 2014, 18:33
So question on car decals.  I have a dry application one where you simply peel off the clear half with the decal and put it on the surface and peel that away to apply the decal.  Simple enough, right?  Well, no, because the adhesive on the decal is apparently really strong, and not coming off of its backing.  So whenever I try to peel the clear side off, the decal doesn't come with it.  Anyone know how to fix this?
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Post by: Akima on 06 Jul 2014, 19:27
Learn Standard Chinese pronunciation in under six minutes.  :-D
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Jul 2014, 20:43
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Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Jul 2014, 22:12
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ca94c852d9285e22cb5a99206b4ab99/tumblr_n8b6u7Q0A11qb5gkjo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Thrillho on 07 Jul 2014, 00:10
I really loathe clickbait headlines so fucking much.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 07 Jul 2014, 00:15
You'll Never Believe What Tipped THIS Forumite Over The Edge!


 :emotrex:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Jul 2014, 00:52
Luke, I will walk to Australia and punch you in your goddamn face.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 07 Jul 2014, 00:56
This Company Has Created A Clickbait Generator! You'll Never Guess What THESE Celebrities Have To Say About It! (http://blog.newswhip.com/index.php/2013/09/the-clickbait-headline-generator)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 07 Jul 2014, 00:58
And now, an Upworthy Clickbait Generator, too! (http://www.upworthygenerator.com/)

Example:
Before You Say Babies Can't Be Homophobic, Listen To These Six Words From A Former Klansman
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 07 Jul 2014, 01:08
I am going to set you on fire, then piss on you to put you out until you drown.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 07 Jul 2014, 01:11
Forumite Makes Threats... But What Happens Next Will Warm Your Heart!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 07 Jul 2014, 01:13
.. Literally. Because Gaz will have set my body on fire.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 07 Jul 2014, 01:17
Let's not fool ourselves. We are all dead.
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Post by: kyomi on 07 Jul 2014, 05:15
So... why is there a "(!) Muted" under GarandMarine's name? Did he do something bad? >.>

.. Literally. Because Gaz will have set my body on fire.

(http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/gaz.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 07 Jul 2014, 05:34
Well, if Gareth does attempt that, I do hope he's bringing plenty of dropbear repellant.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 07 Jul 2014, 05:42
So... why is there a "(!) Muted" under GarandMarine's name? Did he do something bad?

It's a 24 hour ban for his unacceptably inconsiderate remarks about beliefs in the Hobby Lobby thread.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 07 Jul 2014, 06:21
I am going to set you on fire, then piss on you to put you out until you drown.

Geez. At least buy him dinner first?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 07 Jul 2014, 07:21
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jul 2014, 07:33
(http://i.imgur.com/MEw8BwV.jpg?1)

anyone remember this movie?
(http://i.imgur.com/l4Je6Zp.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/9sA6Ood.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/HPBm6jw.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Av7PfYH.gif)

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(http://i.imgur.com/Js1imnI.jpg)
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Post by: kyomi on 07 Jul 2014, 08:34
Explain this.. I dare you.
(http://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/241654/cdee.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 07 Jul 2014, 08:52
What, you've never heard of the fine, traditional art of interprative mohawk clapping?
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Post by: Noxx on 07 Jul 2014, 08:59
One of my neighbors has this bit of topiary in his yard. from the front, it is surely some sort of animal, however from the street, it is, uh, not.
Perspective matters, apparently.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1947331_639888806046586_1483144083_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 07 Jul 2014, 10:54
anyone remember this movie?

Very well. I never got a chance to try it since a) I never got a car b) central locks, beh. So disappointed.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 Jul 2014, 12:01
I did it once, she unlocked my door.  Instantly thought of this when I saw her do it (wasn't a set up).

moving on:
Quote
'you're lucky there's a fence here or i'd tear you apart'
(http://i.imgur.com/EkGEOvV.gif)


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 07 Jul 2014, 13:25
anyone remember this movie?
I don't, and if I did it'd be hard to jog my memory when the only information available is a sequence of gifs. >_>

And doesn't that 'door test' require that the other person is perceptive enough to notice that the other door is, in fact, locked, before they can make the decision? I probably wouldn't notice, but then I don't drive.

And now, in the category "cool stuff old people do"...

(http://i.imgur.com/k7EE6PX.gif)

News article (http://mashable.com/2012/07/12/elderly-man-wheelchair-spanish-riot-police/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Jul 2014, 18:20
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Quote
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the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes



(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1046d0b9cafaa2ac22d11f194e1f9d8c/tumblr_n02rtyExYJ1st0njzo2_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/551d7d89124321328e7c11de3776b2b9/tumblr_n02rtyExYJ1st0njzo1_250.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 07 Jul 2014, 18:30
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No one conquers Russia in the winter time, unless you are...
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You have to be an agricultural society if you hope to become an empire, unless you are...
(https://i.imgur.com/89jTEzZ.gif)

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Note to you wanna-to-be dictators out there.  Building an army out of slaves never works out, unless you are...
(https://i.imgur.com/89jTEzZ.gif)


God I loved Crash Course World History (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yocja_N5s1I&list=PLBDA2E52FB1EF80C9).  Glad they are doing a 2.0 series soon!  For the uninformed its actually narrated/taught by the author of "A fault in our starts"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 08 Jul 2014, 05:01
Imgur comments are sometimes gold..
(http://i.imgur.com/ifTW6.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/OKHzKlX.gif)

Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?

Ha.. there's a video too.
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 08 Jul 2014, 05:26
Red Hood was also Robin. There have been like six or seven of them I think? Bats goes through so many kids like that...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 08 Jul 2014, 06:01
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?
Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Jul 2014, 06:04
Based on the group membership, that'd be Jason as Red Hood, Tim as Robin (or Damien) and Dick as Nightwing.

Stephanie presumably relegated to groupie status.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Jul 2014, 06:35
Got cats in your garden? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/08/cat_o_bolt/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 08 Jul 2014, 07:00
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?
Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?

Ahh.. not comics.. I was just basing it off of Injustice: Gods Among Us :)

Because Robin was in the Teen Titans... and they have Raven, Nightwing and Cyborg.. all with Teen Titan selectable costumes :)

Here.. have some corn :D
(http://i.imgur.com/aOu2aqy.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 08 Jul 2014, 08:04
Work has gotten a lot more serious about network security, but I'm not sure the users appreciate it.
(http://i.imgur.com/WgXP0V4.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/wR3o0Gw.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/DtvPYxi.jpg)

Cherry Kiss
(http://i.imgur.com/Hksis8H.jpg)

(http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/8157/81570476d5804f1824579107965f9fd8c6bf2ca.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Jul 2014, 10:27
Wait.. is that Nightwing *and* Robin? I thought Nightwing was just an older Robin?
Wait... You expect comic continuity to make sense?

It does actually make sense! For once!

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 Jul 2014, 11:57
So during lunch me and some coworkers stopped at a radio shack because co worker B needed to pick up something real quick.  Me and co worker A were looking at some t-shirts when some random guy came up to us and asked "Hey do you guys have an adapter that connects to an iphone to charge it?"  I replied "No sorry I don't have one."  He looks at me for a second and then walks away.  I turn to co worker A and asked wondered out loud "What was that all about." We turn around and Co worker A says "hey check out the cashier."  I look and see she is wearing a red shirt and black pants.  I then looked down and noticed I just so happened to be wearing the same thing.  We chuckled for a bit and when we got in line we noticed the exact device he was looking for was in the line for check out.  We laughed again and co-worker A noticed that the person left with an annoyed look on his face.  We explained to to B and we all had a good laugh out of it.

TL;DR- If you see someone who might work at the store you are in, ask them if they work there first. 

This has happened to me in Target and Best Buy before so I think it is funny but at least in target and best buy the customers asked me if I worked there.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jul 2014, 12:45
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How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
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Post by: idontunderstand on 08 Jul 2014, 12:59
His face. That's art. That's real. Urgh.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jul 2014, 17:06
The ball wanted to be with its brothers!
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 08 Jul 2014, 17:34
Oh Upworthy Generator, never stop.
(http://i.imgur.com/zCJ8RW2.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 08 Jul 2014, 19:49
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Post by: hedgie on 08 Jul 2014, 20:26
Yesss the little haaats.  And a hedgehog.  I am rather happy now.
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Post by: 94ssd on 08 Jul 2014, 21:42
(http://i.imgur.com/FH2eJpm.png)

I stick to Al Jazeera and the BBC. NPR has let their website go down the "Infotainment" path recently, but fortunately it hasn't seeped into the radio.

TIME is the worst offender, just look at their Facebook page or their website, it makes me sad. I haven't read a print issue in a while, I hope for the sake of journalism and the great history of that magazine that it isn't like that now.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 09 Jul 2014, 08:18


Grr I have to go be emo, I am the night!
(http://i.imgur.com/RxaP4BR.gif)

Life with George and Martha:
(http://i.imgur.com/YtlrQx2.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/NelVIja.png)

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Post by: 94ssd on 09 Jul 2014, 11:21
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Post by: LeeC on 09 Jul 2014, 11:33
Art thou fucking penitent!?!?
(http://i.imgur.com/b1XCexj.gif)
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Post by: kyomi on 09 Jul 2014, 11:34
So... I found this on google
(http://www.quake.ie/sites/default/files/users/RawShark/quake-advert4.jpg)

Sad but true.. this is why I miss the 90's
(http://i.imgur.com/ho4EZ.jpg)

(http://www.gamgea.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/storytelling.png)

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Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Jul 2014, 11:58
That video game thing is pretty misleading. One of the better developments in modern games is that the cutscenes in games are seamless with the actual gameplay. In fact, the only times I remember when cutscenes are shown is when they're acting double duty as a loading screen. Call of Duty? Only uses cutscenes when loading. Tomb Raider? Uses Quick Time Events, slowed down movement (such as crouching through crevices or inching through a pitch dark cave. Max Payne? Amazing cutscenes, but, again, only when loading.

You don't like cutscenes? Go back ten years of game development. Cutscenes existed there too and they only interrupted gameplay. Be glad game devs figured out how to make better use of them.

(and I'm not saying all cutscenes are good. MW3 had horrible cutscenes which were little more than animated slideshows. Same goes for MGS cutscenes. Oh, the horror. But when they're pulled off well, as in Tomb Raider, Max Payne 3, Uncharted, The Last Of Us, they're the thing that sells the game.)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 09 Jul 2014, 13:02
I dunno.... I think cutscenes ruined games... they used to be only as an intro or an ending (or leading up the final boss as his intro). I liked that... but more at the point I'm getting at is that most FPS games now are extremely linear and nothing like Doom/Quake and such. It's like they don't trust us to be on our own and explore things.

I especially like the storytelling one. I believe it was John Romero (Or possibly John Carmack.. one of the Johns) that said, "Storytelling in a game is like background story in a porn movie. It's nice to have sometimes but it's not the reason your there."

Doom games - Space marine, problems with demons on Mars/Hell opened up.... kill things
Quake - Supernatural gods/Strogg (alien race) are causing problems... kill them
Even games like Serious Sam - Mental has a horde of engineered assholes. kill them on your way to him.

I like the simple, basic "kill them, they are fucking your shit up" story :)  I think that's why older games are still fun to play.. is they didn't take themselves so seriously.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Jul 2014, 15:40
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/10655ca1d3d295cb45bf002ac050ebd6/tumblr_n8g9l8I7Fu1qdt23mo1_500.png)



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Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jul 2014, 00:28
Global Moderator Comment I have removed the picture of women with guns (and the responses); it was not appropriate for this thread because (a) guns and (b) politics. This thread is for fun, guys. Not anything else. This is why there are different threads and forums, so that stuff doesn't just get mashed together.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 10 Jul 2014, 01:14
I dunno.... I think cutscenes ruined games... they used to be only as an intro or an ending (or leading up the final boss as his intro). I liked that... but more at the point I'm getting at is that most FPS games now are extremely linear and nothing like Doom/Quake and such. It's like they don't trust us to be on our own and explore things.

I especially like the storytelling one. I believe it was John Romero (Or possibly John Carmack.. one of the Johns) that said, "Storytelling in a game is like background story in a porn movie. It's nice to have sometimes but it's not the reason your there."

Doom games - Space marine, problems with demons on Mars/Hell opened up.... kill things
Quake - Supernatural gods/Strogg (alien race) are causing problems... kill them
Even games like Serious Sam - Mental has a horde of engineered assholes. kill them on your way to him.

I like the simple, basic "kill them, they are fucking your shit up" story :)  I think that's why older games are still fun to play.. is they didn't take themselves so seriously.

So because games are now more interesting, more elaborate, more of an art form, and have more investment you now don't like them? You're missing out on some truly remarkable games, and while there's still shitloads of shovelware FPSes out there, there's also plenty that are more like the first bit than the second. The first two Bioshocks for one just off the top of my head.

If you want mindless killing, well hey that's out there too. The Painkiller series is huge amount of fun, and consists literally of just 'kill everything until it's dead then move onto the next level.'
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 10 Jul 2014, 01:25
Sounds like more point-making in the pointless thread... just sayin'.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Jul 2014, 03:59
Don't know what you mean (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00298/eurovision_298893c.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Jul 2014, 04:02
As to the game thing: I like games that are basically tautly-scripted movies that you can play, so I guess I am part of the consumer base to blame for cutscene-heavy fps design. Don't get me wrong, I grew up on Doom and Quake and such, but I am glad that games now are not just games then with better graphics.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Jul 2014, 04:20
Honestly, which games use cutscenes outside of loading screens? I really can't remember any.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 10 Jul 2014, 05:03
Here's hoping that Doom 4 will be awesome :)  I heard it was supposed to be more like Doom 1 and 2 while being nothing like Doom 3.

(http://i.imgur.com/PCyqnKQ.gif)

Speaking of doom.. this sky looks like one of the Doom skyboxes
(http://i.imgur.com/GZ0tW2K.png)

(http://mekworx.the-powerhouse.net/mekastuff/wads/D64D2/d64dii-sky4-256.png)

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Scorpion and Sub-Zero were at the gym yesterday
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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 10 Jul 2014, 06:25
Oddly enough, when playing through Mass Effect, I wanted more cut scenes and conversation scenes. I always thought the combat was the weakest and most boring part of the game, and generally just wanted to get it over with so I could wander around and talk with people...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 10 Jul 2014, 06:29
I'm with you Neko.  I love the interactions with the characters, found the decisions cool at first, and the actual fps mechanics didn't really grab me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 10 Jul 2014, 06:57
And then you got to the multiplayer and realised the combat was actually freaking awesome? Because that's the way it worked for me - Shepard as a character was way OP, even at lower levels on higher difficulties, the multiplayer characters were very much not so. (well, barring Vorcha and Krogan sentinel classes with that absurdly fast health regen.. ) the multiplayer combat mechanics were amazing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ankhtahr on 10 Jul 2014, 07:00
I'd have preferred if the focus were more on the RPG components. I really liked Mass Effect 1, but I stopped playing Mass Effect 2 when I was in a mission where I was just running from place to place, killing everybody. It became too "shootery" for me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 10 Jul 2014, 07:03
For me ME was a picture story with strong characters and variable story.

I was pretty much indifferent to the multiplayer, and thought that adding multiplayer shoot-em-up to a character driven game was jarring and awful.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 10 Jul 2014, 07:05
I see them as two completely different things. The whole point of the multiplayer was to remind the audience that the Reaper War was so much bigger than just Shepard and Co.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Jul 2014, 07:09
And then you got to the multiplayer and realised the combat was actually freaking awesome? Because that's the way it worked for me - Shepard as a character was way OP, even at lower levels on higher difficulties, the multiplayer characters were very much not so. (well, barring Vorcha and Krogan sentinel classes with that absurdly fast health regen.. ) the multiplayer combat mechanics were amazing.

Aw man, I was cleaning out my bookmarks and deleted a page of ME 3 multi-player memes. My favorite is still a Krogan one that says, "You call them Phantoms? I call them punching bags." My team would freak out at me any time I charged a phantom, but with my Krogan War Chief I just swatted them aside


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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 10 Jul 2014, 07:35
Nothing was more fun than playing Volus engineer. Nothing.

Gus Sorola on the multiplayer:
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/6680467a2dbe676a75a314efd4b46495/tumblr_mqu1bqObsW1rltbaio1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Jul 2014, 08:15
Global Moderator Comment We have a whole forum mainly for games discussion - just sayin'...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 10 Jul 2014, 08:51
To get this thread back off track, I just want to say that I love the cartoons people do for the stories behind animated GIFs, like Noob the Loser (http://noobtheloser.tumblr.com/) and such.
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Post by: kyomi on 10 Jul 2014, 09:21
Here you go...

(http://i.imgur.com/50bGlZZ.gif)

Back on track :)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Jul 2014, 10:51
Not a valid youtube URL
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Post by: cesium133 on 10 Jul 2014, 13:35
Y1.9K glitch strikes in Pennsylvania (http://www.wpxi.com/ap/ap/strange/pa-men-get-draft-notices-100-years-after-the-fact/ngckk/)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Jul 2014, 14:22
OH MY GOD MAY THAT IS SO CUTE I MUST CUDDLE ALL OF THEM AND THEN POKE LEFT KITTEH ON THE NOSE CAUSE HE'S DERP AND THEN GET SCRATCHED A LITTLE BUT IT'S FINE CAUSE THEY DO IT FOR LOVE



OOOOOH MY GODDDDDDDD SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Jul 2014, 17:34
Quote
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 10 Jul 2014, 20:29
Or at least, you know, for two people.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: 94ssd on 10 Jul 2014, 22:33
I don't know how I ended up on this video, but it reminds me very much of my childhood because my aunt (who was also often my babysitter) only played NPR in her car.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Jul 2014, 23:46
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/872282c36aff4fa359344894051cc6d5/tumblr_n8h8lqDzW41qb5gkjo2_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f66149b734f821d530d35e0b0fa6ad3a/tumblr_n8h8lqDzW41qb5gkjo1_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 11 Jul 2014, 02:37
(http://wohnideenn.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Tolles-Labyrinth-Aquarium-sph%C3%A4ren-pflanzen.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: tragic_pizza on 11 Jul 2014, 03:41
Have we been wrong about Quantum Mechanics? (http://www.wired.com/2014/06/the-new-quantum-reality/?utm_content=buffer561ff&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer)

Not a valid youtube URL
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 11 Jul 2014, 05:21
Because comments... http://imgur.com/gallery/Q0UcwE7 (http://imgur.com/gallery/Q0UcwE7)

(http://i.imgur.com/tTJ82US.jpg)

So this happened in minecraft last night because I was tired of excavating a lair
(http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/583531062485003723/3E47FBEF73FF7995C8DE7EB3059CA6D1228DAEF9/)

(there are more random torch designs on the other walls too.. )

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Mr. Doctor on 11 Jul 2014, 07:13

I actually watch this video and its sequel on a regular basis. More or less one a month. D:
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Post by: LeeC on 11 Jul 2014, 08:57
(http://i.imgur.com/uZC5fF9.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/BSBBpSc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/BAswjlo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Ie0D0ZY.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8FhrJIQ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/i6O5EVZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VcyD5wU.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WLtjItx.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 11 Jul 2014, 10:48
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/48FuckingHell.jpg)

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/126HIVMagazine.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 11 Jul 2014, 14:12
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7f2063609f70ec4b97eeeb38e8ed9d95/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo1_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/797d9a003589cae27941091ab1f35838/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo2_500.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/64f08fbe1866be4f176582bec5072861/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo3_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ca9f9b2758c0f2570adce8d4f09e6e61/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo4_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/77b39d516b92c5bddd14946804660bb7/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo5_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7f9d4ed447815e118ea87218b00b57cf/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo6_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/97f581cb65ec4f2f96d15872acbba268/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo8_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/c1163024a69591e3d12062bafde31ecf/tumblr_n7xx4o8Ccb1soewhmo7_500.gif)


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2014, 23:56
(http://i.imgur.com/ZRNp5T8.jpg)
Meh - close enough.



Seriously disturbing... (http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ykc)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 Jul 2014, 03:48
Seriously disturbing... (http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ykc)

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/AbandonThread.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jul 2014, 04:21
What the
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 12 Jul 2014, 04:52
Transformersnail is go!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 12 Jul 2014, 05:44
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 12 Jul 2014, 05:48
Quote from: pwhodges
Seriously disturbing... (http://imgur.com/gallery/R8ykc)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQB_ourSpTyu8YMMBPUUNBY9AFAAfSRkmgx8cOhVH2IQAFHc2F)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Omio on 12 Jul 2014, 11:04
OUR DICHOTOMY OPENS THE COMBAT!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 12 Jul 2014, 15:41
(http://i.imgur.com/nEEPQ8l.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jul 2014, 17:53
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3632715e5573eb6f66efe591686d45ab/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo1_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a7163dda336b0a0447752cd413f82bee/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo2_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb610c458d0959ad0967fc59be4110ff/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo3_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c1b756b686f473c7f9de70607bc3b6c/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo4_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2f57fe4c7433f61b8caf29041e321800/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo5_1280.jpg)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/321d4b7ba5a6a2c7b3c61ae189b658f6/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo6_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/b7d7bee35352ce22876bab878b41aecb/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo7_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/25d49826d21fc1d653ff86df0f3ba9dd/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo8_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/591bc891270f7a6d8c1cedc8f00b48bc/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo9_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f5b1921fce7b6b8367b9434f8d6332a0/tumblr_n5b2b40M8O1qf24ngo10_1280.jpg)



(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013923/rs_420x600-131023140907-butt.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Jul 2014, 00:56
I can't help feeling that those gaslighting suggestions are hilarious only to people who have never worried about their mental stability. Anyone pulling any of those tricks on me would be completely cut out of my life because frankly I have enough trouble remaining sane without someone trying to topple me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Jul 2014, 01:32
That list is basically a list of (mostly impractical) ways of being an arsehole.  Frankly, that doesn't amuse me.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 13 Jul 2014, 05:22
Please god att least don't do this to anyone while they're organizing their wedding or something
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 13 Jul 2014, 05:25
The phone trick was one used on The Office, I recall.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Jul 2014, 06:43
Please god att least don't do this to anyone while they're organizing their wedding or something

Wedding Planning should be in it's own category of gaslighting.

Instructions:
1. Stay out of the way as much as possible
2. Just sit back and watch
3. Leg it when the Bride inevitably tries to destroy Tokyo.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Jul 2014, 07:11
My friend Amelia got married the last weekend of June and I was her bridesmaid (you may remember how squealingly excited I was about being asked). She was the least Bridezilla bride ever. On the morning of the wedding the hairdressers and make up artist were arriving at quarter to nine to sort out the bridesmaids, bride, bride's mother and bride's sister. At five to nine I woke up in the bridesmaids' tent and realised that we were late. We were all in various states of partial undress and panic when Amelia appeared at the door to the tent and said "hello, please could we have some bridesmaids for hair and makeup?". Completely unflapped and not an angry word about how incompetent we all were at setting alarms!

The whole of her planning was like that too. I was asked to sing and totally forgot about it; two weeks before the wedding she reminded me and was calm while I figured something out.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Jul 2014, 07:28
I kinda wish I could see that in person (calm bride, not you half dressed May) every wedding I've been involved with has been a nightmare.

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10502022_10152568688213678_2800852517169432978_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Jul 2014, 17:44
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2e0cc7a22cc8791672dd00094d43808e/tumblr_n8kzykFzjy1rq6112o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Jul 2014, 18:03
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1240031_250170378506106_1177814983331601393_n.jpg)

I LIVE! I BREATH! I DIE! KALI!

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10517468_707881649246947_8216823207102151573_n.png)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10452355_648524995231805_5906451013701537072_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10458749_10204343286892988_8188705519438977079_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10410091_10203476218281493_1215451188992196955_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10514718_10203204961637819_3485209534835681415_n.jpg)

Marine Lance Corporal and new official mascot of the Marine Corps Chesty XIV gives 0 fucks.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478224_10152959395217977_6246107996369905188_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10500364_10204104550592935_8439591952314277824_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10463722_695008607236021_571677141090193430_o.jpg)

Spoilered for religious humor:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Jul 2014, 01:48
I just ordered two awesome tshirts.

(http://www.qwertee.com/images/designs/mens/47818.jpg)

(http://www.qwertee.com/images/designs/mens/48665.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 14 Jul 2014, 02:17
I want those shirts so bad. Link me?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 14 Jul 2014, 05:40
 I get the first one... but not the second one. Is that supposed to be Mario throwing a fire flower?

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/211JacksonLlama.jpg)

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/229Yelp.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Jul 2014, 06:10
Really? It's Banksy!

(http://blog.molanphydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/flower_thrower.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 14 Jul 2014, 06:30
Yup... still not helping.. who is Banksy?  All I'm getting right now is some gangmember guy that likes to throw things :/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 14 Jul 2014, 06:39
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy
Banksy is a graffiti artist who does political satire with his awesome work. I think the mario shirt is a double pun because I've seen that orginal image before, except it's a revolutionary getting ready to throw a molotov cocktail. The Banksy version replaces it with a flower... then we have Mario getting ready to throw a fire flower...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2014, 06:41
He's an irritating but very famous graffiti artist who I personally find pretty overrated. I do like Masterpiece's shirt purchase though. His shurchase, if you will.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Jul 2014, 07:44
Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2014, 07:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Q1zSoVl.jpg)

(http://media2.giphy.com/media/2qPUYiMHrlkoU/giphy.gif)

Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)
hehe I havn't seen anyone use that in awhile.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 14 Jul 2014, 08:11
Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)

Everytime I see this... I just immediately read it as "Let me be an asshole in a round about way of attempting to answer your question"

I didn't google it because I wasn't that interested... if no one replied of what it was.. oh well.. I didn't need to know anyway.

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/252ExamBoycott.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Jul 2014, 08:15
He's an irritating but very famous graffiti artist who I personally find pretty overrated. I do like Masterpiece's shirt purchase though. His shurchase, if you will.
Overrated how, exactly?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 14 Jul 2014, 08:38
Well there is a lot of hype about him and people pay vast amounts of money for his artwork because of his name rather than his talent.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 14 Jul 2014, 08:43
Let me Google that for you. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=banksy)

Everytime I see this... I just immediately read it as "Let me be an asshole in a round about way of attempting to answer your question"

I didn't google it because I wasn't that interested... if no one replied of what it was.. oh well.. I didn't need to know anyway.

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/252ExamBoycott.jpg)
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 14 Jul 2014, 08:48
That would be a tremendous dick move, and would most likely result in the other students making your life hell for the rest of your time there.

Everytime I see this... I just immediately read it as "Let me be an asshole in a round about way of attempting to answer your question"

I didn't google it because I wasn't that interested... if no one replied of what it was.. oh well.. I didn't need to know anyway.
Repeatedly asking a question you don't want an answer to is also being an asshole in a round about way.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jul 2014, 08:55
Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you ro museums, and parks and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful place,
So that you can never go back to them without tasting me
Like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible
and when I leave you will finally understand,
Why storms are named after people.

Caitlyn Siehl, Library Sexts: A Collection of Short and Sexy Love Porms
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2014, 09:00
He's an irritating but very famous graffiti artist who I personally find pretty overrated. I do like Masterpiece's shirt purchase though. His shurchase, if you will.
Overrated how, exactly?

His art is very sarcastic and smug but most of the time doesn't actually say anything. The cleverest thing about him is keeping his identity secret in the modern age. Most of his art is just student-level posturing with no meaning.

Ooh look a shot from Pulp Fiction with bananas instead of guns!

...Which means what, exactly? Just 'LOL' as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Jul 2014, 09:27
Isn't that most modern art?

In other news:
(http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/originals/49/16/e3/4916e320c4b6c44da7ce86eb7c7578be.jpg)

I mean this photo from Chicago Pride is awesome, and I'm sure many of you have seen it. What makes it for me is that Cop's smirk though. That's money right there.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2014, 10:24
Isn't that most modern art?

It's most art, something that I've been delving into a lot lately given my girlfriend is an artist, and I'm finding the stuff that actually has got something to say to be really fascinating.

Art doesn't even need to have a point, but Banksy's stuff really really thinks it does have a point and yet rarely ever does.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 14 Jul 2014, 11:03
So... apparently this is happening
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/425PooTransplant.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Jul 2014, 11:09
Yeah I heard that before and I think it's awesome.

Also shows you how bad nutrition can fuck you up.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 14 Jul 2014, 11:10
Indeed. (http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/01/fecal-transplants-cure-diarrhea-modulate-testosterone-levels/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 14 Jul 2014, 11:32
Yup... still not helping.. who is Banksy?  All I'm getting right now is some gangmember guy that likes to throw things :/

Banksy is a street-artist with a penchant for putting up the graphical equivalent of satirical one-liners in appropriate/inappropriate places. Some of his work is just meh, like he's just phoning it in, while other pieces just make me laugh with glee even as I realise he's obliquely pointing out something that's pretty fucking sad, both as a well- (and audaciously) placed sign of dissent as well as an attempt to laugh at something to that would otherwise make you cry.

I think that some of his most highly-valued pieces are indeed overrated pieces of absurdist or quasi-philosophical blah. That is to say, I wouldn't pay that much for them if I had the money :o paying millions of dollars to purchase these pieces is kinda like buying a tiger for your Beverly Hills villa. That's not where it belongs and it's just uglified by your purchase ya tasteless tit :o

But, with that said... who am I to judge? Different artists express different things in different ways, and each of us find different things to appreciate in their works for different but mostly legitimate reasons. We're not all going to appreciate the same things in the same ways for the same reasons. I often greatly enjoy watching immigrant comedians whose humor is centered on ethnic/cultural differences and the absurd experiences of immigrants in Sweden. So do many of my non-immigrant friends, but I suspect I enjoy this kind of comedy more--and for very different reasons. Others don't enjoy them at all, but enjoy comedy that I can't stand, most likely because that sort of boring comedy speaks to them in a way it doesn't speak to me.

I like some of the stencils Banksy put up on the West Bank barrier (such as the one that inspired the Mario t-shirt), even though I realize that reactions were mixed:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hDSS8l_wZuI/UHN1m3Hfb9I/AAAAAAAAABQ/OrRNQwrI5GI/s1600/balloon+float+away.jpeg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_htE_qn6aklE/S14_WDmZaVI/AAAAAAAAAR0/An-JRzYsQdU/s320/banksy_unwelcome+intervention.jpg) (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XTCyM4QfzSU/UHN1JK-_aAI/AAAAAAAAABA/-7zRsX0BJjU/s1600/west+wall+palestine.jpg)

But I also simpler less audacious ones:

(http://api.ning.com/files/Cr*mNN-mhga3rZB1uxHd*sdu8hKJhuPVfzOXI12dxLYwcJfxNc9WklHzjnOnpQ0O3fF3ePOm1A*MA2xOKzHFKWHKb*wOBCwQ/banksy9.jpg)

(http://api.ning.com/files/Cr*mNN-mhgaJI-u6aDEaUx8QteZ8Qe4focPN5BQDIRMixO3lxQu1fXhSzKPqJPiapHKXgZPEqpXaow3rbpJAICTdLQXPJmw5/banksy13.jpg)

(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/12-banksy-guantanemo-prisoner-at-disneyland1.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/13.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/14.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/19.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/20.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/22.jpg)

(http://www.juxtapoz.com/media/k2/galleries/39843/23.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2014, 11:32
So... apparently this is happening
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/425PooTransplant.jpg)
yup, IBS may actually be fixed due to this as well as some other diseases and illnesses.  You are basically transplanting the bacterial cultures of a healthy person into someone who's cultures are fucked up.  They then replicate and take over because they can feed and break down stuff better than the old ones.  Essentially starving out the bad ones. On top of that the cultures will become yours and will prevent further incidents.  I'm really glossing this over but its legit and totally worth looking into!
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/its-science-anchorman.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Jul 2014, 12:13
Isn't that most modern art?

It's most art, something that I've been delving into a lot lately given my girlfriend is an artist, and I'm finding the stuff that actually has got something to say to be really fascinating.

Art doesn't even need to have a point, but Banksy's stuff really really thinks it does have a point and yet rarely ever does.
I think you're a bit harsh on him. I think he's funny and clever in his stencil pieces. He's basically telling good jokes on walls and no other graff artist is close to being as good as that. The museum pieces are less funny but seem to have a bigger point and usually not bad ones.

Plus, I do the stencling thing too so I have to stick up for someone who is just better at it. Something to strive for.

But, as always, YMMV.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Jul 2014, 14:00
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/af09e5d91c0c28d0f76621ae0a7c4cdd/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/d36e9b3e8e7c99e91b697792d0aec195/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo4_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac8726fd35bdf4a90ff5eaf2de61369b/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo2_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/e43fd32a3846bb1e72b41c9e2a1c3669/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo5_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2219600cd458164fd0a29fc58f9d0444/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo6_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/a8e336b225eda5efde007f78c9e5500f/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo3_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/45f7220ccd139cf5a6e5617313368adc/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo7_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad0ae4d4d2882b58ed92e8978b215ad1/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo8_250.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 14 Jul 2014, 14:17
When working customer service: What "I'm Sorry" really means.
(http://i.imgur.com/BtAsDuX.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/QesDrif.png)
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Post by: Akima on 14 Jul 2014, 15:17
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.
I'd have turned up for the final because otherwise I'd have burst into flames, ignited by a thousand years of ancestor disapproval.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 14 Jul 2014, 16:21
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/af09e5d91c0c28d0f76621ae0a7c4cdd/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/d36e9b3e8e7c99e91b697792d0aec195/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo4_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac8726fd35bdf4a90ff5eaf2de61369b/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo2_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/e43fd32a3846bb1e72b41c9e2a1c3669/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo5_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2219600cd458164fd0a29fc58f9d0444/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo6_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/a8e336b225eda5efde007f78c9e5500f/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo3_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/45f7220ccd139cf5a6e5617313368adc/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo7_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad0ae4d4d2882b58ed92e8978b215ad1/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo8_250.gif)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 14 Jul 2014, 17:54
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 14 Jul 2014, 18:43
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6hlfyywl1qevvcyo1_400.gif)



Quote
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
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Post by: idontunderstand on 14 Jul 2014, 22:35
Some victory gestures are better/worse than others.

(http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/TakuyaEizumi.gif)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 15 Jul 2014, 00:06
That's fucking terrifying.
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 Jul 2014, 00:47
He looks like a human photoshop.
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 15 Jul 2014, 03:13
Just imagine laying there, broken and bleeding, slowly crawling back on your one good arm . . .

And then he makes that goddamn face at you.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Jul 2014, 03:35
Maybe I was just a dick in college, but I'd have shown up for the final, so I could be the only person with 100% and everyone else would get 0%.
I'd have turned up for the final because otherwise I'd have burst into flames, ignited by a thousand years of ancestor disapproval.

Only a millenium? Sounds like your ancestors would be letting you off easy.
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Post by: kyomi on 15 Jul 2014, 04:31
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/af09e5d91c0c28d0f76621ae0a7c4cdd/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/d36e9b3e8e7c99e91b697792d0aec195/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo4_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ac8726fd35bdf4a90ff5eaf2de61369b/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo2_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/e43fd32a3846bb1e72b41c9e2a1c3669/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo5_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2219600cd458164fd0a29fc58f9d0444/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo6_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/a8e336b225eda5efde007f78c9e5500f/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo3_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/45f7220ccd139cf5a6e5617313368adc/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo7_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad0ae4d4d2882b58ed92e8978b215ad1/tumblr_n4hlm0faH01qkllneo8_250.gif)
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I love this movie :)  Pretty sure it's supposed to be "But... that doesn't make any sense." and not "it".

Wat...
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/475ButterflyLife.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Jul 2014, 08:59
(http://i.imgur.com/ESWIA3h.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/xg51Fzk.gif)
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Post by: kyomi on 15 Jul 2014, 09:45
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/559Cunninghams-Law.jpg)

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/689Bob-Ross.jpg)

I miss Bob Ross... he could make anything sound interesting and relaxing...
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Post by: LeeC on 15 Jul 2014, 14:44
(http://i.imgur.com/aHBC6Bi.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/24aWwBc.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Jul 2014, 17:00
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a4c003885a671def28b16be8d4add7a5/tumblr_n7pyuctPYq1rc7zl1o1_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f6f4ed6861b23434046889041f716ced/tumblr_n7pyuctPYq1rc7zl1o2_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/e6214cb60f41538822d9176fc221e3ed/tumblr_n7pyuctPYq1rc7zl1o3_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/eecf06e1fc5e4cb8051c6f862fbc9c4a/tumblr_n7pyuctPYq1rc7zl1o4_400.gif)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f52a7257dea8cd29a226b2e0e00ae7ad/tumblr_n5tmx0DYU31r94e9jo1_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/e7820a4dcdcc4fd9ac774f10ca110a68/tumblr_n5tmx0DYU31r94e9jo2_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jul 2014, 17:01
What else are you supposed to do when your code's compiling?
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Jul 2014, 17:08
What else are you supposed to do when your code's compiling?
As with all things, this has been covered by xkcd.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Jul 2014, 17:15
Well yeah, what else would I have been referencing? :roll:
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Jul 2014, 23:32
I'll just leave this here.


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Post by: J on 15 Jul 2014, 23:39
something delightful from another forum: a dude, a pool, a camera, some dogs, and a ball.

Quote from: Ravenhull
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/33e80e49eda7a2a1500119331bc7f22e/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo1_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/69df7cdb336020d9955b648ab4657b96/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo2_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/009907ba4214f147e3077ef7008379b7/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo3_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e856794c3175eb129022864523e71c30/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo4_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e11af3bd866cf89672e707629ab4b306/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo5_1280.jpg)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/16c54c8f76943c31f64225254b665be1/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo7_1280.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/bc11d8a87102aa5147b718f6b8972bba/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo8_1280.jpg)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/cd12459852129310dbe16fc2be5338ec/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo9_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2cc9b373d9d8b07e4bc21a25257688db/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo10_1280.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2d1332de8cba9489cee904b5b9d26231/tumblr_mqtiwnSEay1rt1dcuo6_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Schmee on 16 Jul 2014, 00:13
I saw another one of these:

(http://i.imgur.com/ABDGOXQ.jpg)

... but then the Internet happened.

(http://i.imgur.com/EmyIyzZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hrYqYJc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/c429sXq.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 16 Jul 2014, 05:44
I'll just leave this here.


<3 Weird Al Yankovic... and this is actually educational too.. hehe


Because no one can rock an accordian like Weird Al..

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/742Coconut-crabs.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Jul 2014, 08:34
California billionaire proposes to split California into 6 separate states, vote set for 2016
(http://i.imgur.com/hrDbACr.jpg)

Fun fact: The state of Jefferson was almost created back in 1941.  Congress was suppose to announce the new state on Dec 8th...but then Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and it was pushed to the side and never revisited.


(http://i.imgur.com/Jlug411.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/zuSR5Vg.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 16 Jul 2014, 10:21
California billionaire proposes to split California into 6 separate states, vote set for 2016
(http://i.imgur.com/hrDbACr.jpg)

I saw "Ventura" and immediately went here..
(http://media.giphy.com/media/qLdmEUgx0cchO/giphy.gif)

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/802MiddleFingerStatue.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 16 Jul 2014, 11:27
Re: That Last Pic

What an asshole.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 Jul 2014, 11:58
There's being an asshole and then there's that guy. That's just impressive.

Meanwhile one of nature's little speed bumps got shlammered.

Edit:

The first 12 minutes of inprocessing for Marine Corps boot camp at my Alma Mater MCRD San Diego.

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Jul 2014, 16:52
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Jul 2014, 19:38
(https://i.imgur.com/L1Wp4f6.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: hedgie on 16 Jul 2014, 20:16
There's being an asshole and then there's that guy. That's just impressive.

Not really.  It's rather uninspired and a little lacking in taste.  Now, if the (probably apocryphal) story of the "House on the Rock" were true, now *that* would be inspired revenge.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 Jul 2014, 21:24
I'm giving points for dedication not creativity in this case.

Speaking of dedication AND creativity everyone aboard the pussy boat!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble

SFW. Sorta?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 Jul 2014, 04:24
"I mean, we can't tell who lives in a house, whether they're black, white, Mexican, gay, we can't tell that," Robert Jones, a high ranking member, told WHNS. "And if you were to look at somebody's house like that, that means you'd be pretty much a racist."
                                                                                                               - a Ku Klux Klan member reminding you that the Klan doesn't believe in profiling apparently....
http://news.yahoo.com/kkk-gives-goodie-bags-recruit-knights-140756223.html
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jul 2014, 06:33
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8127072b2b5a098ff2aae8bd6e896f96/tumblr_n8o7al0saq1twlm0do1_1280.jpg)


Quote
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4744da6ad5c054f10713a6ec7de0bd13/tumblr_n8sj0uNs8O1qatoj9o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: kyomi on 17 Jul 2014, 09:01

I wish this was louder... the part at 1:00 to like 1:20 is pretty damn epic.  I remember seeing that on cartoon network awhile ago.. I miss old Cartoon Network.. when it was good...

Ahh... here we go :)  (good part is about 0:54 ;) )


(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/811-Toxoplasma-Gondii.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jul 2014, 09:07
Yeah, right after I posted it I found a better version that doesn't have that little pop up at the end


EDIT: Too late
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Post by: LeeC on 17 Jul 2014, 09:13
(http://i.imgur.com/uAge1SX.png)
damn Chewy
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 17 Jul 2014, 09:33
(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/837Olga-of-Kiev.jpg)

Now that is my kinda woman :3

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/866Lost-Pilot-Episode.jpg)

(http://kickassfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/917-Colonel-Sanders.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 17 Jul 2014, 09:37
So because her husband was killed, she murdered dozens and potentially hundreds of people and also countless birds? How is that admirable?
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Post by: Redball on 17 Jul 2014, 10:06
I thought maybe she used the pigeons and sparrows to burn up the city, maybe carrying tiny firebombs. So the pigeons and sparrows might mostly have escaped injury. That might count for something, some small mercy.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 17 Jul 2014, 10:10
Not only that; in the version of the tale I read (amd am reciting from memory), the following happened.

Her husband had defeated some of the guys in question and demanded tribute from them, as was common in that time.
They agreed, when faced with his army, and he left.
Then he thought to himself "hey, maybe returning to them alone demanding more tribute is a good idea. I shall do that."
They killed him (and I believe sent his head to Olga).

She got a wee mad at that.
Spoilered for violence.
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Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 17 Jul 2014, 11:18
So because her husband was killed, she murdered dozens and potentially hundreds of people and also countless birds? How is that admirable?

Because she's a complete badass and pretty damn evil.. I would love to be her girlfriend  :evil:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 17 Jul 2014, 12:32
That's actually pretty tame compared to a lot of historical genocides I've read of. The bird part was pretty wacky though.
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Post by: Kugai on 17 Jul 2014, 14:00
George RR Martin must be a fan.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 17 Jul 2014, 20:21
Olga of Kiev: pretty badass
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jul 2014, 07:06
(http://i.imgur.com/sv27dzl.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/KD4YJpt.gif)
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 18 Jul 2014, 07:54
I feel bad laughing at the kittie picture, but it's so cute!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Jul 2014, 07:58
I love that the other cat is all like 'you okay bro?'
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jul 2014, 09:40
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8257704448/hA91476F1/)
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Post by: LTK on 18 Jul 2014, 10:33
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jul 2014, 14:44
(http://i.imgur.com/sETZF92.jpg)

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Post by: LTK on 18 Jul 2014, 14:56
It's "sight".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Jul 2014, 15:12
meh i didn't make it...but I am curious if thats Steve Guttenberg powerwalking with Brian Cranston.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Jul 2014, 16:56
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/7c6393e1941cd467864888b9a70d3c35/tumblr_n8h8e8mMZq1qb5gkjo2_250.gif)


Quote
I wanna be

where the people are

(http://media.tumblr.com/f8dcb2b93bed01b53d3204b82f3b0717/tumblr_inline_mq5m87XaWV1qz4rgp.jpg)


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2974d54f9f63515cff0a5b29f9fa35d2/tumblr_n8vhz0RJxs1qewacoo1_500.gif)
Quote
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 19 Jul 2014, 01:25
Even though I caught on pretty quickly, I still watched for ages desperate for closure.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 19 Jul 2014, 06:30
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--5K8cB4tL--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bamuke9eaetcfhy4ltnm.jpg)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/eae7e508711ab402de7406775a00b7fd/tumblr_n7t701erja1qb5gkjo3_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 19 Jul 2014, 13:13
(https://i.imgur.com/JrYCScM.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/DopdszL.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/qCKcuE6.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 19 Jul 2014, 14:17
Yeeeup
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 19 Jul 2014, 19:11
thats some high quality disruptors there.
(https://i.imgur.com/GdeeBw7.gif)


ninja cat strikes!
(https://i.imgur.com/ZUkiV18.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 20 Jul 2014, 01:46
I'm giving points for dedication not creativity in this case.

Speaking of dedication AND creativity everyone aboard the pussy boat!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble

SFW. Sorta?

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Jul 2014, 07:09
Quote
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it."


Quote
My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

(http://media.tumblr.com/d983a32fdccdc80a07bbce38573ac869/tumblr_inline_n8ruz2z6qx1sqqd7u.gif)

It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

(http://media.tumblr.com/4dc9c879b2488ddd67525f6610100b27/tumblr_inline_n8rv04mg5r1sqqd7u.gif)

He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.

(http://media.tumblr.com/5c78c6cda45043e77b281160594ba18a/tumblr_inline_n8rv11mJJo1sqqd7u.gif)

He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3

(http://media.tumblr.com/b2e99b7a8dabf926b07baf78ad21e87e/tumblr_inline_n8rv8abzBw1sqqd7u.gif)

I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!

(http://media.tumblr.com/6748ba9a04e7684408f32f70614f0eb1/tumblr_inline_n8rvanXVJS1sqqd7u.gif)

He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.

(http://media.tumblr.com/881a00b2dccbd90f7b9e3f8248311f38/tumblr_inline_n8rve6okbI1sqqd7u.gif)

Then as im ending the game I come across this.

(http://media.tumblr.com/74f926a65c4f484b9c0de52ab3ba54e5/tumblr_inline_n8rvf6Rv9D1sqqd7u.gif)


;u;
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Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Jul 2014, 11:53
In other dork news, JSDF F-4s with local "nose" art (actually on the intake manifolds)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10351882_355931754553792_4217475964708600612_n.jpg?oh=04ab342643e90abf0c6fa768b8310ea1&oe=543F9E6E&__gda__=1414864342_bd1c43f72ca2e883d5fa16fc2c80b781)

The characters are the three main goddesses from the "Oh My Goddess!" anime and manga.
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Post by: LeeC on 20 Jul 2014, 16:00
man I love bender
(https://i.imgur.com/3gWdyWP.gif)
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Post by: Kugai on 20 Jul 2014, 17:27
I'll just leave this here then.

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Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Jul 2014, 23:02
Apparently all of the lyrics are all sanskrit and are translations of a Celtic epic...

Which is goofy as fuck. But you probably CAN find the actual lyrics somewhere.

In other words this is an incredible thing that happened.

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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 20 Jul 2014, 23:27
Long but beautiful.

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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 20 Jul 2014, 23:33
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nut-1.gif)
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Post by: kyomi on 21 Jul 2014, 05:03
man I love bender
(https://i.imgur.com/3gWdyWP.gif)

I love the Scotsman :)
They needed more episodes with him in it.. there were only like 4 :(   
(The bridge, rescuing the Scotsman's wife, I think there were two on snapping Jack out of a spell or something in the 4th season)
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Post by: LeeC on 21 Jul 2014, 07:11
(https://i.imgur.com/OwzNBCN.jpg)
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Post by: nekowafer on 21 Jul 2014, 07:46
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6hlfyywl1qevvcyo1_400.gif)

There's a squiggly line to the left of top center that's never used and it's driving me nuts!
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Post by: LTK on 21 Jul 2014, 07:54
I think they just forgot to highlight it and put the Q in the right instead. It has no reason to be squiggly otherwise.
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Post by: idontunderstand on 21 Jul 2014, 08:17
(http://i.imgur.com/NgDZnMX.jpg)
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Post by: kyomi on 21 Jul 2014, 09:04
Kitteh :3


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3547f3c5216d9e783afc785151507389/tumblr_mrzuobHRKv1rqd0kpo1_400.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3a5fced752a8da79e4a2fa3a80e578d/tumblr_n8hbb1w3wI1qewacoo1_r2_500.jpg)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/10-crayons-pretending-be-other-crayons-458

Because why not.. hehe

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d0f970403defd335ec12cabb91e4f059/tumblr_n3uexwYxVI1s96utdo1_250.gif)
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Post by: idontunderstand on 21 Jul 2014, 09:56
Is that raccoon missing its front legs?
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Post by: kyomi on 21 Jul 2014, 11:15
I have no clue... I thought it was a cat rolling around.. and then someone told me it was a raccoon and I was like :(
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Post by: Neko_Ali on 21 Jul 2014, 11:51
Yup. It appears so. That explains the rolling. Creative critter.
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Post by: kyomi on 21 Jul 2014, 12:27
(http://i.imgur.com/04kGKkU.png)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 21 Jul 2014, 13:37
Yup. It appears so. That explains the rolling. Creative critter.

(http://dalylife4life.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tumblr_lwd1z4cfne1qmaa05o1_500.jpg)

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Post by: LeeC on 21 Jul 2014, 13:42
(https://i.imgur.com/DM7OtkV.gif)

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Post by: Welu on 21 Jul 2014, 15:26
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3547f3c5216d9e783afc785151507389/tumblr_mrzuobHRKv1rqd0kpo1_400.gif)

I love these kind of glitches.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Jul 2014, 16:06
(http://i.imgur.com/NgDZnMX.jpg)
:roll:
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Post by: Loki on 21 Jul 2014, 16:08
This is why the series was called "In a land before our time" in German.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 21 Jul 2014, 16:09
Boooooooo

Edit: Probably my favorite song from the new album:

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Jul 2014, 19:23
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Post by: idontunderstand on 22 Jul 2014, 04:35
Don't bloody boo me you imperialist communist fascist bastard!

FIGHT YOU

(http://i.imgur.com/RlRFOKX.gif)
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Post by: Thrillho on 22 Jul 2014, 05:05
That may be the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 22 Jul 2014, 05:39
I don't know man ... personally, I thought this was worse:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10178148_10202465704936959_2538601436844998439_n.jpg?oh=053563b25799968f30d8c5191ab15d55&oe=54491C19&__gda__=1413710204_f4b81323afeb8f00ea4fc1b0073ab61d)
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Post by: Thrillho on 22 Jul 2014, 06:18
You wish you had a tube.
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Post by: TRVA123 on 22 Jul 2014, 07:31
I like how smartly dressed the person next to you is.


and there you are, wearing a tube and a tshirt. for shame.

you should be wearing a tube and a tux!
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 22 Jul 2014, 07:54
One of you is a babe.
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Post by: Emoroffle on 22 Jul 2014, 08:30
I'm now a nuclear reactor.  I think.
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2014, 09:31
(http://i.imgur.com/GYZroX9.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/eCVqhM7.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/DoovU0R.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/EhgE2KK.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/8oEtZ6p.gif)

Quote
Her face in the last gif when she got caught.... HA!


(http://i.imgur.com/JedMFhD.png)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 22 Jul 2014, 10:34
I'm now a nuclear reactor.  I think.

...because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
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Post by: judemorrigan on 22 Jul 2014, 10:58
On the rolling raccoon:

http://imgur.com/gallery/d8k5n
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2014, 12:40
(http://i.imgur.com/sih4Lgy.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 22 Jul 2014, 13:22
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/81bcc732afa73d286302feff1b51b3a3/tumblr_n948gbEaft1qewacoo1_500.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/cjTMonZ.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 22 Jul 2014, 13:46
(https://puppetlabs.com/sites/default/files/WorkAndSleep_0.GIF)
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Post by: LeeC on 22 Jul 2014, 13:47

(http://i.imgur.com/UnQsm1w.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hvPAF3G.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/rTSMRO0.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Jul 2014, 15:05
(https://puppetlabs.com/sites/default/files/WorkAndSleep_0.GIF)

Oh look. The next couple decades of my life till I eventually die.
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Post by: Akima on 22 Jul 2014, 15:17
I'm now a nuclear reactor.  I think.
...because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Cherenkov Radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation).

I think Gareth looks very chic in his tube. I am not certain that the pale green is a good colour for him, though.

Edit: Fixed broken link, and misspelling.
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Post by: Nikolai on 22 Jul 2014, 20:07

(click to show/hide)


This is exactly the relationship my cat and dog have. It's all of the adorbz.
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Post by: Loki on 23 Jul 2014, 00:05
I'm now a nuclear reactor.  I think.
...because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Chernokov Radiation (http://Cherenkov radiation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

I think Gareth looks very chic in his tube. I am not certain that the pale green is a good colour for him, though.
Your link isn't working for me, but I assume you mean Cherenkov ;)
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Post by: Akima on 23 Jul 2014, 00:33
I did, but made a mess of it. My cheeks are glowing red, not blue.

Edit: Fixed it.
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Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jul 2014, 03:45
One of you is a babe.

She certainly is...

...What the fuck is she doing with me?

I like how smartly dressed the person next to you is.


and there you are, wearing a tube and a tshirt. for shame.

you should be wearing a tube and a tux!

The person next to me is my preposterously sexeh girlfriend (AWWWWW YIIIIEAAAHHHHH) and she dresses like that all the time, rain or shine, regardless of what I wear. She's just kooky that way, and it's one of the reasons why I love her.
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Post by: LTK on 23 Jul 2014, 04:57
Largest Dobsonfly ever discovered found in China! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/136329-Gigantic-Insect-Nightmares-are-Made-of-Found-in-China)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 23 Jul 2014, 05:02
Kill it with fire. Anti-aircraft fire.
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 Jul 2014, 06:31
I'm now a nuclear reactor.  I think.
...because you just had a meltdown? I have no idea what you mean :/
Look at Emoroffle's avatar. It is a picture of a water-moderated nuclear reactor glowing blue with Cherenkov Radiation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation).

I think Gareth looks very chic in his tube. I am not certain that the pale green is a good colour for him, though.

Edit: Fixed broken link, and misspelling.
Thinking of Cherenkov radiation, if you ever find a powder that glows blue, it's probably a bad idea to give it to your 6-year-old daughter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident)
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Post by: kyomi on 23 Jul 2014, 08:25
(http://i.imgur.com/buPyUIW.png)

I think I broke the thread with that image... there hasn't been like *any* posts today... lol
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Post by: LTK on 23 Jul 2014, 11:39
Okay then, have this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eponymous_laws
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Post by: LeeC on 23 Jul 2014, 14:50


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Post by: Detachable Felix on 23 Jul 2014, 18:55
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/576/233/50d.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 24 Jul 2014, 01:00
Now, the English will be able to fart in the French's general direction. (http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/features/2014/07/23/british-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fart-at-france/)
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Post by: idontunderstand on 24 Jul 2014, 05:12
(http://i.imgur.com/BYqYgra.jpg)
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 24 Jul 2014, 05:14
Lannisters?
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Post by: GarandMarine on 24 Jul 2014, 05:49
All the blondes!
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Post by: cesium133 on 24 Jul 2014, 06:55
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtSSMENCEAEytf2.png:large)
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jul 2014, 07:52
(http://i.imgur.com/78IDIuu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cT5SrQm.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qIa2uvu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kNqJVjh.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/J28kS2P.jpg)

for such a cheery show this sure was a dark joke.



(http://i.imgur.com/jqqBRoE.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/iW0MQdM.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/KTR7y3x.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/eROp3hC.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Jul 2014, 14:48
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3ed18a60376c41e329e6cf1441cbe1e3/tumblr_n8z65yFmaD1qk2epjo1_500.jpg)

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/a5dcffe5971025ee5c09bf5cc48ce370/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/99f40db6c74aeeaf8c5afc99d112a58a/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo2_250.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/dbbd733555a8dff1ec4b83a4326de9c5/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo3_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/51be42d14c8052cd1c7d73c4b00499e3/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo4_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/15362f2e03a9a4d842d6b09a5c237270/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo5_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/e3a950035ad70ca2209282b814603f4e/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo6_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/e0c6f4dd91dbf93df9b6d9058bfff179/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo7_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/e4a77e56485ed66e473e80aa4272437b/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo8_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/6e1c15521777166534545fc9883734f8/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo9_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/80d28682ca1091ed9f2ae2ac061c218d/tumblr_n947vtdOL11qdfs7xo10_250.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jul 2014, 15:08
Chris Pratt is amazing!
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Post by: Kugai on 24 Jul 2014, 16:04
At least he's honest about it.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Jul 2014, 18:39
Chris Pratt is amazing!
Yep. Also I love Zoe not even able to hold back her giant smile at the story and then finally bursting out laughing at the end.
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Post by: LeeC on 24 Jul 2014, 18:53
(https://i.imgur.com/BEMlRrB.png)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Jul 2014, 19:01
My one complaint is that the talking gifs are always posted as individual gifs and not combined into one super gif. I don't know if that's possible or easy, but it'd make sharing it a LOT easier.
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Post by: Akima on 24 Jul 2014, 19:08
All the blondes!
(http://theplastichippo.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/midwich-cuckoos.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 25 Jul 2014, 01:00
Seeing a clip from that film genuinely terrified me as a child.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Jul 2014, 01:23
And this is why I only bugger brunettes.

Possibly wrong thread?
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Post by: Thrillho on 25 Jul 2014, 01:40
I love how depending on the emphasis there you could be saying that you only have sex with brunettes or that when you have sex with brunettes, you never go vaginal.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Jul 2014, 04:09
You can't spell BrUneTTeS without BUTTS.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Jul 2014, 05:02
I love how depending on the emphasis there you could be saying that you only have sex with brunettes or that when you have sex with brunettes, you never go vaginal.
Why can't both be true?
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jul 2014, 06:52
(http://i.imgur.com/nLSAwOY.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Jul 2014, 07:48
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQWQErZrQM9hoeCdQykP80vjhBKMT08QRNuyCnMlHUBD2yDiLbtA)
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jul 2014, 07:50
Sometimes when I have to say sorry to a customer this is what I really mean:
(http://i.imgur.com/wp8NqU1.gif?1)
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Post by: Aimless on 25 Jul 2014, 13:04
(http://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p600x600/10561574_10153018441613916_3118449652196551817_n.jpg?oh=bc5ddea1546ccc89c74d36dd10252a0e&oe=54334940)

100% organic! No additives! Made with the freshest eyes
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Post by: LTK on 25 Jul 2014, 13:12
That link doesn't work, and wow does it look dodgy.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 25 Jul 2014, 13:38
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/6e7bc0df2e9b9da75e82e9c0709bfbfd/tumblr_n96hhh5pdV1s4c5r9o1_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/3c8a4cf3c9b80bc794c2e59df4efcdd9/tumblr_n96hhh5pdV1s4c5r9o2_250.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a9797d3c3351ddaefd5d752baa4d71c/tumblr_n96hhh5pdV1s4c5r9o3_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/c5561d299e4a61e28a88a0b75db698f6/tumblr_n96hhh5pdV1s4c5r9o4_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 25 Jul 2014, 13:59
That link doesn't work, and wow does it look dodgy.

Fixed :o damned mobile browser :x the uncropped version isn't much less dodgy, believe it or not
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 25 Jul 2014, 14:05
(https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10550838_654757467942928_525163718639499764_n.jpg)

For reals? :o
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jul 2014, 14:10
everyone always forgets to add Alaska to these size comparisons.  It is part of the US too.  :roll:

(http://i.imgur.com/GsPy00Y.gif)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Jul 2014, 14:42
I'm pretty sure you could chop Alaska up and fit it into the spaces without a lot left over. My brother has a collection of different maps, which show the different ways that the world has been displayed, and it's fascinating how different they look depending what you prioritise depicting accurately.
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Post by: Kugai on 25 Jul 2014, 14:51
The West Wing had it right then.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Jul 2014, 17:10
I'm pretty sure you could chop Alaska up and fit it into the spaces without a lot left over. My brother has a collection of different maps, which show the different ways that the world has been displayed, and it's fascinating how different they look depending what you prioritise depicting accurately.

Alaska is pretty damn huge.
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Post by: Nikolai on 25 Jul 2014, 17:44
...Or you could put Canada and a couple of small countries in there.
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Post by: Emoroffle on 25 Jul 2014, 21:21
So apparently CSM and I have the same amount of posts. That is all.
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Post by: LeeC on 25 Jul 2014, 22:32
(https://i.imgur.com/okPiJl0.gif)  (https://i.imgur.com/e2ycSth.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/44CXfsW.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/cwpf9Gq.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/MFaWooD.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/ngKKvor.gif)


(https://i.imgur.com/hmkEJSL.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Jul 2014, 02:14
(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/railway-train-tracks-portugal-street-art-artur-bordalo-coverimage.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/25/10/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-13334-1406299517-7.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jul 2014, 06:48
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/201/4/6/teef__by_endling-d412zm9.jpg)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jul 2014, 07:01
I really wish I could wake up to that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Jul 2014, 07:07
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oxi7FUB81qamec9o1_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oxi7FUB81qamec9o2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oxi7FUB81qamec9o3_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oxi7FUB81qamec9o4_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oxi7FUB81qamec9o5_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jul 2014, 08:41
Meanwhile in Ohio...
http://www.rightwingnews.com/uncategorized/liberal-heads-explode-over-straight-white-guy-festival-in-ohio/

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't straight white guys usually disappointed when they show up some where and the gathering is just a bunch of dudes?
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Post by: Aimless on 26 Jul 2014, 09:00
Ahahahaha "first amendment" is it
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jul 2014, 10:20
Which is accurate. They can, assuming this is a real group and not some sarcastic tossers, assemble as they will and call it whatever they want. Just like any other group.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Jul 2014, 10:40
Accurate but also irrelevant. The remark is nonsensical:

Quote
“I think it detracts from the real problems of Ohio that need to be solved, that are being denied their constitutional rights because of who they are, or who the love. And that’s what we really need to work on and this is just kind of a distraction,” he added.

No, this is the First Amendment. It’s not just for the protected classes, you know.

As for your question, last time I was at a Pride parde I'm pretty sure there were people of all genders there who were heterosexual :o
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Jul 2014, 10:52
On a less Euclidean note:

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/002/284/026/8c41f075555ef9261f822beaca3c37bd_large.jpg?1405433418)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bunchoballoons/bunch-o-balloons-100-water-balloons-in-less-than-1
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 26 Jul 2014, 10:56
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0k4gZaWM--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/uzilo30sbmeqy8dousrk.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 26 Jul 2014, 13:45
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/25/10/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-13334-1406299517-7.jpg)
Drake who?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Jul 2014, 13:54
Rapper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_%28entertainer%29
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jul 2014, 13:59
Accurate but also irrelevant. The remark is nonsensical:

Quote
“I think it detracts from the real problems of Ohio that need to be solved, that are being denied their constitutional rights because of who they are, or who the love. And that’s what we really need to work on and this is just kind of a distraction,” he added.

No, this is the First Amendment. It’s not just for the protected classes, you know.

As for your question, last time I was at a Pride parde I'm pretty sure there were people of all genders there who were heterosexual :o
So it stands to reason all genders and races can show up at the white guy bacchanal?

The remark from a conservative (American) perspective is reflective of the perception that traditional American culture is being pushed aside in favor of minority cultures and groups. There's race politics as well, a backlash to perceived public "shaming" of whites due to previous acts as a race.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Jul 2014, 14:24
Yes but what does that have to do with the price of gay eggs in Ohio?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 26 Jul 2014, 14:35
Uh oh, it appears the DISCUSS forum has leaked into the pointless thread.

Initialize Wing Attack Plan Rabbit!

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/75971/cute-bunny-o.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 26 Jul 2014, 16:40
There are tiny baby bunnies in my backyard!
This is actually the second litter (??) of bunnies this year but we discovered these before the dog tried to play with them too much.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 26 Jul 2014, 18:06
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10518009_10152365231218173_2621428503997274727_n.jpg)

Cross posting for awesome.
http://imgur.com/gallery/H5s7a

I didn't know his Irwiness was offered a state funeral. Personally I think his chances of being remembered as "an ordinary bloke" are slim to none. No such thing as an ordinary legend.

(http://i.imgur.com/dY1Zm5J.jpg)

This bastard...

(http://i.imgur.com/r6yyw79.jpg)

Now have some vitamin cute

(http://i.imgur.com/jWvZaFt.png)
Huehuehehuehue
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Jul 2014, 20:47

So this will exist.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 26 Jul 2014, 22:46
(https://i.imgur.com/hXdGYeQ.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/I3PPsBf.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/qshSDNR.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 27 Jul 2014, 06:41
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 27 Jul 2014, 13:55
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/477e84b03f9b393f4c107ac87609662d/tumblr_n966v2Rrvs1spm17no1_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 27 Jul 2014, 23:50
(https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce6170e4b0d911b4494564/1339431200017/1000w/tintinlovecract6112012.jpeg)

More here http://geektyrant.com/news/2012/6/11/the-adventures-of-tintin-and-the-horrific-world-of-hp-lovecr.html (http://geektyrant.com/news/2012/6/11/the-adventures-of-tintin-and-the-horrific-world-of-hp-lovecr.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 28 Jul 2014, 00:04
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/BBVideo.jpg) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Kugai2/media/BBVideo.jpg.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Jul 2014, 03:32
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f948eb6f7da3a3a8a6d5278d21d8d4ce/tumblr_n930f6ocr11qza249o1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/80cfb923a31e279bc6cccf2d097284b8/tumblr_n930oxSCkU1qza249o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 28 Jul 2014, 05:02
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0k4gZaWM--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/uzilo30sbmeqy8dousrk.png)

I don't see the problem with this? (Although.. it's sports related.. so I'm totally clueless anyway).

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/80cfb923a31e279bc6cccf2d097284b8/tumblr_n930oxSCkU1qza249o1_500.jpg)

The Most Interesting Man in the World when he was a kid?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 28 Jul 2014, 05:53
(http://i.imgur.com/VdyVxFe.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/3ZmiRRd.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/pzOYwed.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Och3Pjd.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 28 Jul 2014, 05:57
(http://i.imgur.com/VdyVxFe.gif)
I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING AT THIS WHAT EVEN IS THIS :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 28 Jul 2014, 06:01
I've no idea!

Awww:
(http://i.imgur.com/dQwVS4l.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Jul 2014, 06:06
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/gSwj24WT8nmdq/200_s.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 28 Jul 2014, 06:17
(http://i.imgur.com/Iv3LhYk.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Jul 2014, 06:43
Quote
I don't see the problem with this? (Although.. it's sports related.. so I'm totally clueless anyway).

It's a Ray Rice jersey, especially for the ladies.

It's not very funny, actually, just more kind of heinous.


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 28 Jul 2014, 07:04
I'm still not getting it... is Ray Rice like a complete ass towards the ladies or something?
I have no idea who that is :/


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 28 Jul 2014, 07:16
He's a football player. According to his Wikipedia article, he was arrested for beating up his fiancee after he was seen dragging her unconscious body out of an elevator at a hotel. The day after he was indicted for the crime, she married him anyway.  :psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 28 Jul 2014, 07:24
And he was recently suspended for the first two games of the upcoming NFL season - to varying response.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Jul 2014, 07:48
Mainly: ONLY two games? ONLY?!??! You get a bigger shove for smoking dope.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 28 Jul 2014, 10:58
So... I made this:

(http://i.imgur.com/93uN1mp.gif)

Samurai Hotness (http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/93uN1mp.gif&v=m4-8k7x492Q&s=17) (with soundtrack.. heh)

You know... I kinda want to make that my avatar now... :3
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jul 2014, 14:10
(http://i.imgur.com/3ZmiRRd.png)

Man, this would be great if you had an exhibition fetish


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b4cf3aa2fe2e07e5ab715a24f714ff06/tumblr_n3w3v3bBhx1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad3a6d8ea02dec576f4a7535126ef3dc/tumblr_n80mcusBnF1s1vn29o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 28 Jul 2014, 16:01
(http://i.imgur.com/dIpbV1I.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 28 Jul 2014, 16:57
This is the best rendition of the Fresh Prince that I've ever seen.

(http://cdn.existentialcomics.com//comics/freshPrince_1.jpg)

There's more, check it out. (http://existentialcomics.com/comic/39)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 28 Jul 2014, 19:44
I just Kant get enough.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 28 Jul 2014, 20:15
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Jul 2014, 04:24
(https://i.imgur.com/HrC6Her.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 29 Jul 2014, 05:29
Public health announcement: Fist-bumping is preferable over handshakes or high fives as a greeting to prevent the spread of infectious diseases. (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/07/140728123727.htm)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Jul 2014, 06:30
What's better than that? Literally any greeting where you don't physically touch another person.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Jul 2014, 06:41
Give each other a one finger slute because the full five is just too big a risk.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 29 Jul 2014, 06:47
What's better than that? Literally any greeting where you don't physically touch another person.
Clearly you did not RTFA. Or even RTFS.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 29 Jul 2014, 06:59
For GM again - this time, she did her brick-smashing before a Korean Japanese Major League Baseball game:

http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697 (http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697)

EDIT: I didn't notice that was a Seibu Lions jersey, my bad.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Jul 2014, 07:29

I laughed a little too hard at this.

Give each other a one finger slute because the full five is just too big a risk.

Another one of those things Beo and I agree on!
For GM again - this time, she did her brick-smashing before a Korean Japanese Major League Baseball game:

http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697 (http://player.vimeo.com/video/101835697)

EDIT: I didn't notice that was a Seibu Lions jersey, my bad.

I have literally never found a more desirable woman in all my travels of the world. I leave you all now to train for a year in the deep mountains of the Northern Rockies. When I emerge I shall clean up and travel to Japan, to challenge her to single combat, and see about going to dinner some time.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Jul 2014, 09:39
(http://i.imgur.com/9JSTnk8.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/M4UBW84.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/pa2e18L.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/31Ftr4u.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/dhyrT4O.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/P99SMVX.jpg)

 My 2nd Cousin talking to his Parents:
"So mama who are the baby's parents going to be?"
"Me and your Dad silly. Who else?"
"Why does she have to share? She needs to get her own!''
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jul 2014, 13:12
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b7ce9515e3eedd7f5c0727d3e4f1614e/tumblr_n8860sg9Ch1t62p3wo1_1280.jpg)
Quote
How to use sand to freak people out


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/11a2a27668967b2ccff2174986204c1f/tumblr_n9aptyazeo1qljj91o1_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/2a9408ec130f02248629dbe2260dc6b6/tumblr_n9aptyazeo1qljj91o2_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/cf20cf54619919a742482d895527c4bb/tumblr_n9aptyazeo1qljj91o3_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Jul 2014, 13:15
I feel so sorry for that poor cat, I have never seen so much confusion.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 Jul 2014, 13:19
WHY WON'T YOU PLAY WITH MEEEE?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 29 Jul 2014, 14:45
Actually, that Cat worries me.

Usually, a Cat would eventually figure out it's not real

No scent from the Statue
No sound from same
No movement when knocked
Solid or semi-solid 'Feel'


I have to wonder about that Cats mental state from the start.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Jul 2014, 14:53
I love this cosplay
(http://i.imgur.com/nyKbWJz.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 29 Jul 2014, 15:27
My favorite part is the Predator behind them.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 29 Jul 2014, 15:43
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/cffec2c15c5b59a100ffdb5154ca9fe0/tumblr_mndrs3v8TH1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 29 Jul 2014, 19:43
:psyduck:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Jul 2014, 20:35
It's the little details in that cosplay pic that really sell it, like the Sgt. Rock comic in the Hawkins cosplayer's pack.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Jul 2014, 22:10
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1397985097142100&fref=nf

The useless box has evolved!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 30 Jul 2014, 05:12
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22eged_deadpool-test-footage-in-hd_videogames (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22eged_deadpool-test-footage-in-hd_videogames)

This movie needs to be made... immediately.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 30 Jul 2014, 06:50
I've never been a fan of Deadpool, but I'd watch the heck out of that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 30 Jul 2014, 14:42
That was amazing.


In other news, DSL would be certain to appreciate this, should they ever venture south of the COMIC threads:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 30 Jul 2014, 14:43
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/81d478c3a249d8ceab926ec776330535b527a9b3026aa26309a0d12b9f4a49e7_1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Jul 2014, 19:11
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/30dda848d33859b6786acd5bf3b8120d/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o1_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/9c572cdeaaae39a4ebfe59e53a0271d5/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/69b082cb9747b259da4df48b85b35183/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o3_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/f7d2c2b8f181c266c8d6f1e8723d123d/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o4_400.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/382b9c50c5ad77e283217a55792ba4ed/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o5_400.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/966f15f910e452d1e6f754110c423f22/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o6_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a07dfc9c7ef0e12d99e31f25721d7ba/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o7_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/ace0a616b69d1bb7d15bce45ffeb0ae9/tumblr_n8b0kvUwPt1ro7kx2o8_400.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/411ae0f7695ec4fa35d6063aaea9feb8/tumblr_mypkyif5wO1s5rs4ro1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Jul 2014, 02:01
Whut how
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 31 Jul 2014, 02:25
Physics (well, mechanics, really).

Imagine a bucket with a rope looped over a pulley and both ends tied to the handle - easy, right?  Now take one of those ends and use it to support a board under the bucket - same thing, really, and both ends of the rope are still contributing equally to holding the bucket up.  This is just the same with multiple buckets and the boards joined into one.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 31 Jul 2014, 03:28
Whut how
What did you expect would happen?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Jul 2014, 03:54
I don't understand the question. I didn't understand how the buckets were keeping the table up - I wondered if there were magnets involved. Paul has explained and I can see how it works but I still find it surprising.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 31 Jul 2014, 04:24
I think it makes more sense if you see that the table is actually holding the buckets up.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 31 Jul 2014, 05:12
It's moderately interesting, because the weight of the buckets is pulling the table up to be under the buckets. The length of string is just set correctly so it's taught and there isn't any slack.

As soon as I saw the string being connected to the table first... it kinda ruined it for me :/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 31 Jul 2014, 05:19
Nah, if the string was any shorter the whole contraption would just be further off the ground, it can't be slack at all.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 31 Jul 2014, 05:26
Exactly :)

No matter the length of the string, it'll be either just higher or lower. As long as all strings are the same length.

Now... if the table wasn't tied in the center... that would be interesting. that's what I thought it was at first.. and thought buckets were holding up the table with suction from the bottom of the buckets :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Jul 2014, 09:57
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/614aaf7caa8186e4d85ae79ee30d91c3/tumblr_n9jb8mgYIp1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 31 Jul 2014, 10:07
Momma said dirt roads are how Jesus breaks the hearts of America's trucks.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 31 Jul 2014, 10:19
Surely the buckets have to be heavy enough to be holding the table up, so it is really the buckets that hold up the table? If the buckets were light they'd be up by the ceiling and the table would be down by the floor.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 31 Jul 2014, 10:20
Trying to follow Sven's footsteps there, Cesium?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 31 Jul 2014, 10:35
Surely the buckets have to be heavy enough to be holding the table up, so it is really the buckets that hold up the table? If the buckets were light they'd be up by the ceiling and the table would be down by the floor.

Exactly.  It's easier to visualise if you picture the buckets in the air, and the table on the other end of the ropes.  If the buckets are heavier, they pull the table up until it is stuck under them.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 31 Jul 2014, 10:48
ivory coast cocoa farmers taste chocolate for the very first time in their lives


this is the world we live in people.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Jul 2014, 11:48
I couldn't help laughing as they were telling the guy they thought his lighter skin tone was from the chocolate. I can't decide if that makes me a bad person or not.

There was also a link at the end of the vid to this fascinating piece.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 31 Jul 2014, 14:22
ivory coast cocoa farmers taste chocolate for the very first time in their lives


this is the world we live in people.
Can you roll a will save against the world
cause I believe I need to do that now.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Jul 2014, 15:10
How much do you think a Hershey bar costs in local currency in Ivory Coast? What do you think the wages are like for the gentlemen in the video?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 31 Jul 2014, 15:27
well, the narrator said that a chocolate bar costs 2 euros, & alfonse earns 7 per day, with which to take care of 15 family members & 4 workers. so i'd guess not very good.


personally, i'm kind of charmed at how cheerful these guys are, considering the circumstances.


edit: apparently, their local currency is the West African CFA franc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_African_CFA_franc), with 1 euro = 656.51 (https://www.google.ca/search?q=1+euro+in+west+african+francs&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=dMXaU-HqHaHP8ge0q4G4DA) as of today. so a chocolate bar would cost them 1313.02 CFA Francs.

i have no idea how that compares to the cost of other goods & services they spend their money on, but it sounds like a lot.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 31 Jul 2014, 16:15
Quote
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Jul 2014, 16:30
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4eb709432e1d226d468a2f10f9ded5ea/tumblr_n8nwydsXFr1r7v0gpo1_1280.jpg) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/94682773c8929ae7071e8a2c251a7965/tumblr_n8nwydsXFr1r7v0gpo2_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a3f78016a0d979ea6353227ea153c070/tumblr_n8nwydsXFr1r7v0gpo3_1280.jpg) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/d4d5c73c81b24873cc202a362173ddcf/tumblr_n8nwydsXFr1r7v0gpo4_1280.jpg)
Quote
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 31 Jul 2014, 17:24
"Wait, that Daenerys cosplay isn't that bad (sees quote) ohhhhhhhhhhhh"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Jul 2014, 18:13
Quote
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 01 Aug 2014, 01:50
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/f8289df05ae29a6e3240434e638864c727c2bd38_m.jpg)

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b46b9c28e8a74963afe256708e6a54743a285b2e_m.jpg)

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/446b41a4de1394aaab1d9d7e892990d347db86b8_m.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Aug 2014, 04:04
Yeah. Ok.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 01 Aug 2014, 16:11
(http://media.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/what.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Papersatan on 01 Aug 2014, 16:29
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/617168bbe2435528f148895120b30376/tumblr_inline_mpryocRGSx1qz4rgp.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Aug 2014, 17:08
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/344bd26860fda4a98847d029405856c6/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo1_1280.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/d3c7c9489a56159fcd0c602f8dd28007/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo2_1280.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3c7ad27f8f4caef5a12b82d5c304fbe6/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo3_1280.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/8dfa83cd1802c3d286ca7d8cbd840ace/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo4_1280.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3efd3d9fbf20867da6ed218e1d64ec9a/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo5_500.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bb784371ff05d9b07473e593521fe3e/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo6_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/aa2b5d9e903f9ae537bf463920d0b1cb/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo7_500.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/4829699c9eaf33a572b9684553dda240/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo8_500.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ae59c03f12f588986bbdffe0dfcd15b7/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo9_500.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/9f00d3bc0301fa77bd30961d4bf65039/tumblr_n4i94jHPqy1srzrtyo10_400.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/58d3166402d5429f8228749063f7990a/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo1_500.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/073a67571ec52d9060ee7863986e5e63/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo2_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/fdf8cf23f7ef98125532e04428d605b2/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo4_500.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/4337f7f6ef48e383e9ad84991e0ac083/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo5_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4e7eeca497929c965dd5a420a9e9f4a2/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo6_500.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/d9857baaf9aae1ae15c20eabcc6eee3d/tumblr_n4iehpaHff1s9dykmo7_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Aug 2014, 09:38
Thomas the Tank Engine - Essex Edition:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Aug 2014, 11:38
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10511256_10203468716351076_8765994412520514903_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Aug 2014, 15:12
(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/07/Adolf-Hitler-Posing-to-a-Recording-of-His-Own-Speeches-1925-1-934x.jpg)

(http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/07/kristen-burgess-childbirth-coach-934x.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Aug 2014, 15:34

 
http://9gag.com/gag/ad6yg72

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10551116_318397014995437_6489217485349625889_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10516890_312996992202106_8413492327290754562_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10473167_310704779097994_5709281048002178031_n.jpg)
Well it's literally Robert Downey Jr. playing himself...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10414641_310703572431448_510675610096470888_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 02 Aug 2014, 16:15
Someone went and photoshopped RDJ's face onto a bunch of classic pinups. It's fucking incredible. (http://www.nerdist.com/2014/08/now-presenting-robert-downey-jr-as-pinup-girls/)


(http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image12.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Aug 2014, 16:17
Behold! A geep!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/geep-geep
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Orkboy on 03 Aug 2014, 08:14
Okay, so I'm gonna post in this thread once just because it's bugging me.  If this thread has no point, it's spherical.  Not non-euclidean.  Third axiom of euclidean geometry is circles. 

I'll just be going now.



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/rbloodgood/1382262088870-1.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Aug 2014, 09:57
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 03 Aug 2014, 11:23
I find those film-concept-rehashed-in-another-style things pretty limp in the comedy department.
I know that people find them hilarious, the Snatch / Darth Vader one had my friends in stitches for weeks, but they're not my cup of tea, I guess.

But in other news, Brett Domino:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV2s0UIPOQY
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Aug 2014, 11:41
Kinda like Michael Cera in general. The second least funny person in film only behind Will Ferrell.


http://www.armytimes.com/comments/article/20140731/NEWS08/307310070/German-officer-serve-U-S-Army-Europe-s-chief-staff

This comments thread is why I want to leave the United States in summary.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 03 Aug 2014, 15:47
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f50/Kugai2/Anime%20Pics/underconstruction.gif) (http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Kugai2/media/Anime%20Pics/underconstruction.gif.html)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Aug 2014, 16:53
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10488022_1012232198806233_642206289465929706_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10363084_1006804002682386_1090343254123773222_n.jpg?oh=52fb81493c2c7e00e6551197d10880fe&oe=544839E4&__gda__=1413579150_ba10dd06fbec608716cadf71c35355c5)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q85/s720x720/10557377_10154418037105114_8171152323540752976_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10291701_436270653178784_3380834602762159510_n.jpg?oh=adab3ffee31cf2e4e63a6341ea86349e&oe=54385B90)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10419614_10204316013206001_751996761554647795_n.jpg?oh=273087bb4b77528feb8f57149ba32edb&oe=543869D2&__gda__=1413180761_22d6c2d1235464dfbe283289f226c709)

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/q71/s720x720/10256784_1455313188077313_4026467330870545396_o.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10428687_10152638540747783_4059316921220922288_n.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1798503_10152659164928938_8100961212750691491_n.jpg?oh=fa9b6cf719e80816b323748dbc1e61bb&oe=5448847E)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Aug 2014, 19:04
Okay, so I'm gonna post in this thread once just because it's bugging me.  If this thread has no point, it's spherical.  Not non-euclidean.  Third axiom of euclidean geometry is circles. 
Also if the math joke doesn't work, too bad. I'm not very smart. And if it does work, I am SUPR SMRT.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Aug 2014, 19:12
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f7d4ec0064ae209838d9aa78314d5a66/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo1_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/f04fe46d761ab500d7a3f9e6da5a1c67/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo2_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7b82985b2ec34062442811bcd0cd3aec/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo3_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/6910ddf55103cb8e319421ffe314895d/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo4_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/73f10d942db4a519cf8f7a4d7da33395/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo5_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/abbc90b104db7579978edf0a44bb14ba/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo6_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7180d75146b151429a833404d63dfadf/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo7_1280.jpg)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/d7555db26fb52aab83ded42a7b26b12c/tumblr_n9nec4tWNe1t7xp5fo8_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Aug 2014, 19:16
Oh yeah, I saw it! I think it was called The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 04 Aug 2014, 04:48
Oh yeah, I saw it! I think it was called The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.

God I wish we had a 'like' system some days.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 04 Aug 2014, 06:04
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/thesis_defense.png)

Maybe I should try this at my defense.  :roll:
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Aug 2014, 08:15
That's Shu's approach to everything in Now and Then, Here and There (though he prefers a stick).
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 04 Aug 2014, 14:35
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 04 Aug 2014, 16:31
(http://i.imgur.com/Fqf8Ffz.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2014, 17:12
Oh yeah, I saw it! I think it was called The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.

God I wish we had a 'like' system some days.
I don't, because an uptick next to my post isn't nearly as satisfying as someone actually posting to compliment it :roll:

(Thank you, though :parrot:)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 04 Aug 2014, 21:16
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Aug 2014, 04:33
(http://i.imgur.com/eaP5pIG.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Aug 2014, 13:00
http://www.mcyumi.com/manga/marine-corps-yumi-1/#.U-E26fldXHt

T_T what just god would allow this?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: hedgie on 05 Aug 2014, 13:27
Cthulhu!  Well, I don't know if "just" is the right word, but Great Cthulhu is certainly "fair" by eating or driving insane everyone.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 05 Aug 2014, 16:00
I saw the taijitu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taijitu) coming a mile off.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 05 Aug 2014, 16:29
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kgzymuCi1qbv2aho1_1280.png) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kgzymuCi1qbv2aho2_1280.png)



(http://38.media.tumblr.com/bbd4b68361aa1e7710c6937814474085/tumblr_n9ggvniYMB1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: hedgie on 05 Aug 2014, 16:38
I saw the taijitu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taijitu) coming a mile off.
I didn't until you mentioned it.  I didn't look at the image source and thought that it was just a white rectangle with a blob in, and a black rectangle with a blob in (gif blocker).  Made a lot more sense opening it in another browser to to see the animation, but it was already spoilered at that point.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 05 Aug 2014, 16:46
(https://i.imgur.com/PponKl8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hL7KHei.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Aug 2014, 22:38
Oh, snap.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 05 Aug 2014, 23:57
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/shadow-2.jpg)

Illuminated musical swings in Colorado
(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/6_IMG_2229_M1-968x645.jpg)

(http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Woken-Sky-Wang-Wen-Chih-4.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Aug 2014, 01:29
(https://i.imgur.com/PponKl8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hL7KHei.jpg)

Kind of awesome. Kind of 'you have way too much time on your hands.'
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Aug 2014, 06:21


I was going to throw this vid in the anime thread, but eh. This one's for Hodges.

Everytime I think I'm done with Frozen I find a new video that makes me happy:

Forum Relevent.
Hang out till about 3/4 of the way through for some Hold the Line.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 06 Aug 2014, 06:47
Everytime I think I'm done with Frozen I find a new video that makes me happy:
Let it go... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjhr8qwPgfc)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 Aug 2014, 06:54
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Aug 2014, 07:38
I was going to throw this vid in the anime thread, but eh. This one's for Hodges.

Well, it doesn't really belong here, and nor does this - have a gorgeous (but very slow) a cappella version by Eri Kawai (RIP 2008):

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Aug 2014, 08:20

If you have 15 minutes to watch a student-made 'TV pilot' that makes The Room look like Citizen Kane, please do enjoy. I've watched this on a daily basis for about a week now and I never get sick of its terribleness.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 06 Aug 2014, 10:10
The difference between Fox News and CNN
(http://i.imgur.com/S0tdIkS.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/pIzq17C.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 06 Aug 2014, 10:39
This thread needs less captioned images from popular movies. And more:
(http://i.imgur.com/4wy3zD8.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Aug 2014, 11:12
Quote
Fly!
Where am I going, you ask?
Don't ask stupid questions...
No need for a map,
I tossed my compass long ago.
My pathos  will show me the way.
Aren't I lonely, walking on alone, you ask?
What a joke!
Even my shadow's in my way.
Freedom's my only rule
Try to hold me back if you can.
Before your very eyes,
I'll die a glorious death.
Nobody can break my wings!
              -Marie, Persona 4: The Golden Animation
(https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10492186_781546431903326_2291288848465889856_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10532366_781546185236684_1793639720940562753_n.jpg?oh=79436107aadf900dcaaefc7980e8da68&oe=5433B2F2)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/12214_781330348591601_6000800589668256880_n.jpg)

This is kinda awesome... I almost want to amend my will.

(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10559813_769375666453736_3373663140705040160_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10494523_769153149809321_3260193024757848491_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516617_768342759890360_8462580772115006322_n.jpg?oh=c3757f37a89eda8c755e4c131dae676c&oe=5445BDFE)

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/124/b/5/aaand_this_is_how_you_kill_a_joke_by_nebezial-d7h5uge.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/028/7/9/for_tony_stark_being_an_ass_is_an_artform_by_nebezial-d4nwcxm.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 06 Aug 2014, 11:50
An introduction to Fournier-Goldman Happiness Transforms (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/08/an-equation-that-predicts-happiness/375653/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Aug 2014, 14:47
Tony's reaction is reasonable: "wait, is that supposed to have bothered me"?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Aug 2014, 14:52
(http://i.imgur.com/eaP5pIG.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 06 Aug 2014, 15:28
Didn't you put this yin here earlier in the thread? I'm not saying it need to be yangked out, but I think it is a duplicate posting.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 06 Aug 2014, 15:47
I do not remember it; then again, remembering the whole thread is rather impossible and you should not get unbalanced by my statement...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 06 Aug 2014, 16:17
It's halfway up the page and people were even talking about it, surely it shouldn't be easier to forget than what you did two days ago?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Aug 2014, 16:32
Didn't you put this yin here earlier in the thread? I'm not saying it need to be yangked out, but I think it is a duplicate posting.

So I did.  A combination of a senior moment (code for I simply forgot, right?  :-P) and that fact that I am no longer reading the whole forum (so I didn't notice the responses).

<shrug> No harm done, and honestly it's less intrusive than these interminable sequences of animated gifs which are such an appalling substitute for a video...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Aug 2014, 16:47
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a0f548ae28c58578819f5320b2789977/tumblr_n96ngnYljE1rves7ho1_500.gif)

Chris Pratt is adorable
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/1977dd756605dda0c812634c97b1123b/tumblr_n9o0stpPLd1sv2fi0o2_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/8212acf68e35cd2184a9369963ee7e39/tumblr_n9o0stpPLd1sv2fi0o1_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c117c86dc9933641faf1e0d9c7353eea/tumblr_n9o0stpPLd1sv2fi0o3_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/bdee01f86980ca9cf0c51fae76c907ee/tumblr_n9o0stpPLd1sv2fi0o4_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 06 Aug 2014, 18:58
<shrug> No harm done
I only responded because it was an opportunity to pun... I am a bad person.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Aug 2014, 21:01
"How many did you eat" I TOLD YOU, THERE WERE FORTY.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: hedgie on 06 Aug 2014, 21:25

<shrug> No harm done, and honestly it's less intrusive than these interminable sequences of animated gifs which are such an appalling substitute for a video...

Opera, and disable animated images works (too) well for me.  Gif was a file format that should have died out in the fucking '90s, especially the animated ones.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 07 Aug 2014, 04:56
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 Aug 2014, 12:00
(https://i.imgur.com/acPBTSd.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 07 Aug 2014, 12:38
flawless victory
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Post by: hedgie on 07 Aug 2014, 12:42
Fatality!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 07 Aug 2014, 12:44

(http://i.imgur.com/J0gUBHv.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/p0Wsek4.gif?1)


(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10569023_10152563789731840_9183143398929459836_n.jpg)

http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/05/23/ssc-gives-a-graduation-speech/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Aug 2014, 13:37
(http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/john-cleese-letter.jpg?w=650)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 Aug 2014, 16:45
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/1525735_10152673746593383_5979855032899647747_n.jpg?oh=25c248a3b9326ed88b735342c9f00e7b&oe=54516324&__gda__=1412782991_7399e5773c43703abf06e56f05a8bc6d)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 Aug 2014, 16:53
Man, I don't wanna sit on Jake. (Awesome chair though)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 07 Aug 2014, 17:33
strut
(https://i.imgur.com/JFnTCrL.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Aug 2014, 18:08
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/858ed999f4c555e13c08b030ea62ad0d/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo1_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/6ef34be21b9655bd771b9c8fe1180233/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo4_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/298dea84dc36bb66d8e22815a06ad446/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo2_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/2a442be325614a8a80f1d7d4669199c8/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo3_400.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/9ad1b9b659ddf7ef3eaa1c8434fb2e9b/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo5_400.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/ca2f953d43f2619c12510418fe8886c2/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo6_400.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/9d160d724c7895d2f71fedb08d94174e/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo7_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/25d779437036b997b0dca61d7e75ee40/tumblr_n9w51wXrdB1s04ajfo8_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 07 Aug 2014, 18:20
i am a bad person for laughing at that.

anyone know what video it comes from?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Aug 2014, 18:23
no, but until now I'd only seen the first bit. it makes me kind of stupid happy to know that there's a long version.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Aug 2014, 01:05
flawless victory

This cat is fat as shit. Good job, owners.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 Aug 2014, 08:26
(http://i.imgur.com/JqBnNox.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 08 Aug 2014, 09:20
Leec, your post about a movie is not an image. That is just silly.

(http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/rb-shutup-shirt.jpg)

Thank you, Chris Hastings. (http://drmcninja.com/archives/news/shut-up/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 Aug 2014, 09:35
Apparently I copied the wrong thing, was suppose to be an image.  :-\


(http://i.imgur.com/81jJ5sM.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/vMFAwVi.jpg)

Hahahahahaha Frankie beats Ham
(http://i.imgur.com/vIrhLwX.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/LrgdYta.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/dO5fgT5.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 08 Aug 2014, 12:35
(http://i.minus.com/iFJoHtBU4Dwqi.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 08 Aug 2014, 12:42
Was that The Dude?
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14617677/images/1303008086154.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EgQNu4i.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 08 Aug 2014, 15:32
You cannot take a man with the name Ken Ham seriously.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Aug 2014, 16:27

(http://i.imgur.com/EgQNu4i.gif)

That' show I feel every time I stroke my beard or goatee.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Aug 2014, 17:25
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/54e70011fd93f84aedff60e3302171c1/tumblr_na0bboOf5D1r3gb3zo1_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/bc91247a7214056d20b7acf59b0c7a92/tumblr_na0bboOf5D1r3gb3zo2_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/408768c62963bf88fc1d896d01d5c040/tumblr_na0bboOf5D1r3gb3zo3_400.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/3c73aaa50429b288caefb2bb0666bbbd/tumblr_na0bboOf5D1r3gb3zo4_400.gif)



Quote
if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Grognard on 08 Aug 2014, 20:53
AKIMA: thanks for posting the ?Mandarin? version of "Let it Go" :it was beautiful.

GM: the Metal version rocked.

ALL: I've had wasy to much to drink tonight.  I"m' going to bed bfdoe I say something suputid.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Aug 2014, 05:21
(http://i.imgur.com/LuKikww.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 09 Aug 2014, 09:44
... Why is the comic laid out that way?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Aug 2014, 09:56
It's a gif. Ideally I'd have got it just after a pagebreak. It starts at the top-left.

Have a link to it, it might work better that way. (http://i.imgur.com/LuKikww.gif)


(http://i.imgur.com/9Q3OOPY.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Lines on 09 Aug 2014, 10:19
I didn't want to ruin the selfie thread, so this is going here.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10364116_1020292361333550_5189422826129192167_n.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Aug 2014, 10:41
(http://i.imgur.com/UNp2WGu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QbB0s1f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/I60pHlG.jpg)

http://imgur.com/a/sizjC
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Aug 2014, 11:10
Star Wars as set in an 80s highschool (http://imgur.com/gallery/BHoKr)

I have spent far too much time on ingur today.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Lines on 09 Aug 2014, 13:18
(http://i.imgur.com/UNp2WGu.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QbB0s1f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/I60pHlG.jpg)

http://imgur.com/a/sizjC

Uhhhhhhh...we may need to have a theme in the photo thread soon...because these are awesome.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 09 Aug 2014, 15:10
strut
(https://i.imgur.com/JFnTCrL.gif)

There should be music with that.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 09 Aug 2014, 15:20
There you go:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 09 Aug 2014, 15:53
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw0w3iJTvD1qapkmyo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 09 Aug 2014, 19:44


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59jugFjuj1rtoo07o1_250.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59jugFjuj1rtoo07o2_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59jugFjuj1rtoo07o3_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59jugFjuj1rtoo07o4_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: nekowafer on 09 Aug 2014, 20:53
I didn't want to ruin the selfie thread, so this is going here.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10364116_1020292361333550_5189422826129192167_n.png)

In reality, radiologists absolutely HATE being put through anything radiology related (PET, CT, X-ray, etc - ultrasound much less so) because they already get way too much radiation. Getting some of our docs to get chest x-rays for work related stuff (which emit very little radiation at this point, and do not need contrast) is like pulling teeth.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Aug 2014, 08:06
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/14925_369262173220750_2057439334415930192_n.jpg)

#ParahumanDatingProblems

(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/s720x720/10563106_368870646593236_7807666255665154607_n.jpg)

And you thought the age gap was bad.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21526_5-insane-things-i-learned-as-foreign-aid-worker_p2.html
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 10 Aug 2014, 08:32
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 10 Aug 2014, 11:02
(http://i.imgur.com/P2fekMh.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 10 Aug 2014, 11:35
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5uctogkvM1qeohtuo1_500.gif)



(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56mdvufcz1rtdsh3o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 10 Aug 2014, 12:38
See that kind of make up I could get in to.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Aug 2014, 07:34
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 11 Aug 2014, 08:42
(http://i.imgur.com/K7VLmoB.png)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 11 Aug 2014, 10:15
This needs to happen
(http://i.imgur.com/sG6fQEK.jpg)

Source (http://imgur.com/gallery/clIFP)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 11 Aug 2014, 11:49
Yes to that one.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 11 Aug 2014, 16:10
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Aug 2014, 16:43
Holy shit that was incredible. And then they have more videos!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Papersatan on 11 Aug 2014, 21:29
Well helllllo.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/18d18cfb9ed31c4273c50a3f46bf3b8a/tumblr_n9hcjcwW7b1ta83ebo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 11 Aug 2014, 21:42
"Draw me like one of your French kittens"

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10599582_10153044793261124_6699194873204665942_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 12 Aug 2014, 01:56
(http://i.imgur.com/b3kEIPQ.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Aug 2014, 04:31
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/36d16cc7fa2bfa7bf12431e1edd60d20/tumblr_na5nn3n5IZ1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/dd9a0680f8fa4eb587d56f3f5f0d48f0/tumblr_na5nn3n5IZ1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 12 Aug 2014, 05:14
Yup... this is only scene I remember from that movie... because it scared the crap out of me

(click to show/hide)

Quote
Robin Williams is not dead, he is just waiting in the jungle until somebody rolls a 5 or 8.

My best friend told me that he was dead last night.. I was like... bullshit and kept denying it and now it's everywhere :(

Even though I didn't know him personally.. I cried :(
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 12 Aug 2014, 09:27
(http://i.imgur.com/h3r5b.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 12 Aug 2014, 09:31
(http://i.imgur.com/wgkMVWn.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 12 Aug 2014, 10:19
(http://i.imgur.com/gHd3Fm2.jpg)

What would YOU do???
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 12 Aug 2014, 10:28
I'd let Danerys do what ever because she is the mother of dragons


also:
(http://i.imgur.com/d4qPtvG.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 12 Aug 2014, 15:31
(http://i.imgur.com/LXf8H5s.jpg) (http://imgur.com/LXf8H5s)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Aug 2014, 16:52
I'd let Danerys do what ever because she is the mother of dragons


also:
(http://i.imgur.com/d4qPtvG.jpg)

Dear sweet jebas how I wish that wasn't a shop.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Aug 2014, 19:44
(http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/Marmot-Licks-GoPro-Camera570.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: RedWolf4 on 12 Aug 2014, 20:15
*Snerks* It's like the scene in Aliens when the Colonial Marines first enter the atmospheric facility.

Dunno why, I'm in a weird place today.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 12 Aug 2014, 23:51
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1Ay4xVyb--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hq5occjamacxydkmpqw3.gif)


https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 13 Aug 2014, 07:48
(http://i.imgur.com/0OiHe6d.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Grognard on 13 Aug 2014, 08:29
ROFLOL.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Aug 2014, 08:38
(http://i.imgur.com/5JvMPqJ.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Grognard on 13 Aug 2014, 08:46
WANNA BET ?

(http://media2.wxyz.com//photo/2012/05/04/Heavy_rains_cause_floof752ba84-1bfe-4d91-b8ee-040f368330fd0001_20120504104203_640_480.JPG)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Aug 2014, 08:56
(http://i.imgur.com/dAfYE0Q.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 13 Aug 2014, 09:05
No way that a corgi runs in front of a husky.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Aug 2014, 09:24
(http://i.imgur.com/X3BrGxo.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Aug 2014, 12:07
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Aug 2014, 12:18
(http://i.imgur.com/OAsEMFC.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/nPAEgXt.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Grognard on 13 Aug 2014, 12:24
the cat is the hilarious.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 13 Aug 2014, 13:27
(http://i.imgur.com/Vk4jquZ.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 13 Aug 2014, 15:16
Paige VanZant
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/05ac49fa3ddf81bc67ae9fe8dae0f425/tumblr_n8zdpx9DMi1ry1rm7o2_400.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/7531814ec801b3923a673e8559c528ce/tumblr_n8zdpx9DMi1ry1rm7o1_400.gif)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/7b5a2ac35ee3a310c57e9e8e6d7d32f9/tumblr_n8zdpx9DMi1ry1rm7o3_r1_400.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/1cd28474c17e9f5c4fb26fbf8fbee6dc/tumblr_n8zdpx9DMi1ry1rm7o4_r1_400.gif)

i think i'm in love...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 13 Aug 2014, 18:52
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e1619748d78c91f91594a55abdb51c0/tumblr_n9agyxUuRZ1sbleazo1_500.gif)


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2fcdaca022fae3fdb95d0f8ca28a43a1/tumblr_na7v8xyTPf1qfengno1_400.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 14 Aug 2014, 01:54
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/9e1619748d78c91f91594a55abdb51c0/tumblr_n9agyxUuRZ1sbleazo1_500.gif)
LASERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 14 Aug 2014, 06:10
Paige VanZant
i think i'm in love...

I'm not overly impressed.  I feel like the kicks could be quicker, fwiw.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 14 Aug 2014, 09:20
(http://i.imgur.com/dH8RenA.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/EjxVQ0N.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/OQBuNur.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ADdvoWc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YyUPc9o.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/E05QXkb.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 14 Aug 2014, 16:02

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2fcdaca022fae3fdb95d0f8ca28a43a1/tumblr_na7v8xyTPf1qfengno1_400.png)


Somewhere in Heaven, someone is laughin' their ass off.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 14 Aug 2014, 16:49
(http://i.imgur.com/eUAuvKr.png)

Aw yiss. (http://awyisser.com/)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Aug 2014, 20:05
Machoman died for our sins!

(http://www.benzboost.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7625&d=1306124778&snpAttempt=1)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 14 Aug 2014, 23:10
(http://i.imgur.com/eUAuvKr.png)

Aw yiss. (http://awyisser.com/)

Kate Beaton is pretty awesome. Also can be very funny on a convention panel is you happen to like that sort of thing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 Aug 2014, 07:24

(http://i.imgur.com/XtcdehH.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ev4n on 15 Aug 2014, 10:09
Worth a click - slang for sex through history

http://timeglider.com/timeline/962856e2d593150e

Some examples:
1. Give someone a green gown (1351)

2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)

4. Play at couch quail (1521)

5. Ride below the crupper (1578)

6. Board a land carrack (1604)

7. Fadoodling (1611)

8. Put the devil into hell (1616)

9. Night physic (1621)

10. Princum-prancum (1630)

11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)

12. Join paunches (1656)

13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)

14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)

15. Dance Barnaby (1664)

16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)

17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)

18. Play hey gammer cook (1674)

19. Join giblets (1680)

20. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)

21. Lerricompoop (1694)

22. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)

23. Houghmagandy (1700)

24. Make feet for children's stockings (1785)

25. Dance the kipples (1796)

26. Have one's corn ground (1800)

27. Horizontal refreshment (1863)

28. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)

29. Get one's ashes hauled (1910)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Aug 2014, 12:24
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kEh-lB2k--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hbzm99dxg32ht2gnenlu.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 Aug 2014, 12:43
(http://i.imgur.com/suSyurX.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Aug 2014, 14:01
Lee, your car gif confuses the crap out of me. As for the music making you dumber...clearly not, because it makes you think. If you constantly have to check and correct their claims, it'll make you smarter.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 Aug 2014, 14:50
Lee, your car gif confuses the crap out of me.
Quote
Girl assumes thats the guys car, he is rich.  He invites her back to his place.  She says sure, then he gets in the low end car and she leaves instead. He's left standing there like "What the hell?"

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As for the music making you dumber...clearly not, because it makes you think. If you constantly have to check and correct their claims, it'll make you smarter.
I found the guy breaking the lyrics down just to be funny.   :-P  Like Drax from GotG not understanding metaphors.


(http://i.imgur.com/5UY2zHl.jpg)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 Aug 2014, 14:52
I believe it goes something like:

"Would you like some horizontal refreshment? My car is just here."

"Why yes I would. My land carrack is docked and ready to be boarded."

"My car is boring, not this fancy orange one"

"Well no night physic for you then"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 15 Aug 2014, 15:47
though the movie was controversial, this little bit at the end before the credits rolled in Platoon was awesome.
(http://i.imgur.com/JkfcdCR.gif)

it is silly but at the same times shows how the war made people crazy/savage.
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Post by: Kugai on 15 Aug 2014, 15:54
That's Rah

And why did he do that

"Look at me, I'M STILL ALIVE!"
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 15 Aug 2014, 16:59
As for the music making you dumber...clearly not, because it makes you think. If you constantly have to check and correct their claims, it'll make you smarter.
In that case, making rap music seems to make you dumber. But that is more likely a reverse causation.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 15 Aug 2014, 17:08
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ktvhilgrmpxdxlkivdxm.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8q1z4GAt1rrjg2so1_400.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Aug 2014, 19:59
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Aug 2014, 20:42
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8q1z4GAt1rrjg2so1_400.png)
They forgot Monday to Friday.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Aug 2014, 21:45


(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10592773_586899974747638_1456478261149752112_n.jpg?oh=6fbb01d0e92491e93b66b7388c51138f&oe=547A8D79&__gda__=1417412627_710d41dfcf562e82c78c31f22e569cf7)

(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aYpbbbV_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Aug 2014, 07:21
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/069c3a5c01599baf0742bc85f86a6b8d/tumblr_n7bwg6h8Xm1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dpgj42F.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9aenlX6vl1qewacoo1_r3_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcmocvLxl1rfckceo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 16 Aug 2014, 18:12
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 16 Aug 2014, 20:21
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 16 Aug 2014, 20:47
(https://i.imgur.com/gklOGzm.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/HQUaHOC.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/gbbtGo1.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/h0yrWC4.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/k9kA86g.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/Aq1POem.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 16 Aug 2014, 20:55
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/14e528cd126b1f0485c7a5799ffd8eb4/tumblr_na5k2s4m4g1sniu4co4_400.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/a7c30a94ed96a94ed5313b6e0a5e6b97/tumblr_na5k2s4m4g1sniu4co3_400.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/c8856d8f39383654abfb851337c41bf3/tumblr_na5k2s4m4g1sniu4co1_400.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/1bb6e53b694d7088b9b99ccea97a5c32/tumblr_na5k2s4m4g1sniu4co2_400.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 16 Aug 2014, 20:57
That poor cat is freaking out...
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Post by: hedgie on 16 Aug 2014, 20:58

Mod +1 Insightful.  Oh, wait, this isn't /.   It's a rather sad state of affairs when Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the most trusted "news" men in the US.  Probably why I never watch TV news[1], and stick to the CSM, as well as British and German sources.

[1]  I made an exception to that in 2003 when the US invaded Iraq, and I was getting my live coverage from the Spanish channel, since they had actual journalists instead of talking heads.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 Aug 2014, 22:30
It's sad that when I want reliable coverage I have to go to the BBC or Al Fucking Jazeera (well, some things, AJ lets their bias flag fly pretty cleanly though)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 16 Aug 2014, 23:38
(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/1609751_344250299058052_7450734623282766980_n.jpg?oh=1fbc0de498b60a5cc79bc9bcb4859e37&oe=54656B50)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Aug 2014, 04:07
Q: why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: to get to the other TIDE

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/SharkWeek4.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 17 Aug 2014, 12:59
That jokes a little fishy
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Post by: hedgie on 17 Aug 2014, 13:10
That's more of a big fishy.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Aug 2014, 15:49
Quote
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a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.
It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.
*   *   *   
Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.
A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her.
*   *   *   
Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.
And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.
*   *   *   
Third year, she started to notice a trend.
First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.
After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.
He did not notice.
*   *   *   
They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.
Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.
And she was right.
Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.
*   *   *   
Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.
She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.
But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.
Potter’s fault. Of course.
*   *   *   
Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.
All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.
Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.
This was the worst fucking school, honestly.
*   *   *   
They were calling it “The Final Battle.”
Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him.
“POTTER.”
He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”
She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”
She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.
*   *   *   
She became Minister of Magic at age 36.
Fucking Potter.



(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c7385130d5fd65d7e3f0020b9fc36b0e/tumblr_mumxaowJS51sfw4t7o1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ab539d074aabb945f4926e20637afd1f/tumblr_mumxaowJS51sfw4t7o2_1280.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/0f6e0e03ebd69c64fa264ab9f2a817e1/tumblr_mumxaowJS51sfw4t7o3_1280.png)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt4i8oYLF1qzrct3o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 17 Aug 2014, 18:57
i never had a pet rat...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Aug 2014, 00:57
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.

'You're a 90s kid if your parents argued all the time!'
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 18 Aug 2014, 03:39
Eesh. I wish it was different but that cuts unnervingly close to home.
Is it meant to point out how generic all these "nineties kid nostalgie" things are? And that actually growing up in the nineties was awful for a whole bunch of reasons unique to each child?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Aug 2014, 04:38
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.

It's even possible for happy parents to sleep in separate rooms!  (Mine did.)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Aug 2014, 05:00
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.

It's even possible for happy parents to sleep in separate rooms!  (Mine did.)

Oh of course, and even happy parents will have arguments and sleep in separate rooms sometimes.

I just disliked the implication that if you grew up in the 90s that means your life must have been fucked, right?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 18 Aug 2014, 05:17
I read the comic more as saying that, contrary to the idea behind nostalgia-laced facebook clickbait quizzes, it wouldn't be the cartoons and the beyblades and the yo-yos that you'd really remember if you were a nineties kid. Instead, like anyone, you remember the things individual to you that severely impacted you as a child growing up in an uneasy, confusing decade.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Aug 2014, 05:41
Aren't all decades uneasy? Wouldn't you remember that part of your childhood regardless of what decade you grew up in??  :psyduck:
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Aug 2014, 06:43
I think the 80's were more uneasy than the 90's.

(http://www.dreweatts.com/media/dreweatts/inventory/4/5/7/457249-6.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2014, 07:41
looks like a creepy cat with a pen in one of its paw.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 18 Aug 2014, 08:21
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20140817.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2014, 08:56
(http://i.imgur.com/6lKj85v.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Aug 2014, 10:09
When.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 18 Aug 2014, 12:57
Also, my parents were, you know, happy.

It's even possible for happy parents to sleep in separate rooms!  (Mine did.)

Oh of course, and even happy parents will have arguments and sleep in separate rooms sometimes.

I just disliked the implication that if you grew up in the 90s that means your life must have been fucked, right?

I interpreted the comic as someone's personal experiences. Like it's a response to the "Only a true 90s kid remembers [thing]" but they don't remember those things because their memories of the 90s are of those negative things.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2014, 13:01
Charlie Sheen - Ice Bucket Challenge
(http://i.imgur.com/Bnqy9Lx.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 18 Aug 2014, 13:08
While that's amusing plenty of ones have done the challenge and donated as well.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Aug 2014, 13:17
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a6738c201cb106ae7f74da2d3c0c4bda/tumblr_naarkuddl01qds2rwo1_500.jpg)


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b176536083d660de4bf0fe3d0d8ae2cc/tumblr_na822l756P1riuqvfo1_500.gif) (http://37.media.tumblr.com/1a718644b8b374e2e58f5c749402aea5/tumblr_na822l756P1riuqvfo2_250.gif)
Metal Greymon did it better
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 18 Aug 2014, 14:23
When.

Soon
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Aug 2014, 14:47
Fun! Less so for the christians.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2014, 14:59
(http://i.imgur.com/51pb4jC.gif)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 18 Aug 2014, 16:13
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b176536083d660de4bf0fe3d0d8ae2cc/tumblr_na822l756P1riuqvfo1_500.gif)
</pointless> Because objectifying women's bodies is still awesome. :( <pointless>
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 18 Aug 2014, 17:02
(https://i.imgur.com/TvbTg0k.jpg)

saving this here for later.  Just Jake being awesome.
(https://i.imgur.com/aSpxKGf.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Aug 2014, 17:30
While that's amusing plenty of ones have done the challenge and donated as well.

Lot of celebs are doing the challenge and donating 10k or more. Charlie still made it funny.

In other news this is one of my new favorite things ever:

http://petapixel.com/2014/08/18/guy-proposes-every-princess-disney-world-set-fun-memorable-photos/

Tinkerbelle got to keep the ring.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Aug 2014, 19:49
Live action Megas XLR
ALL of my $$$!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Aug 2014, 01:15
(http://i.imgur.com/gxdOkOA.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Aug 2014, 01:57
(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fuck-you.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: kyomi on 19 Aug 2014, 06:06
(http://i.imgur.com/51pb4jC.gif)

MEGAS XLR :D  But wait... where is Jamie? Or Kiva for that matter?

God I so miss this show :(
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 19 Aug 2014, 06:37
as do we all




(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/341/c/9/megas_xlr_take_two_by_cakebandit-d4ienqq.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 19 Aug 2014, 08:47
(http://i.imgur.com/DjdwMcM.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/pymV881.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/gmyzBT0.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Aug 2014, 09:17
This is for Jeph and his fans:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YdmSpUk52vU/UqGpbRbGprI/AAAAAAAABjE/r894FUykm3w/s1600/47.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Aug 2014, 04:51
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/ae1b35d8b134d0ec87dcac9d2e265c2a5cfe540f_m.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c14a7408684da2cc7d54520269c192af/tumblr_nalhn8Xijj1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10624644_768786766519496_2235645912993375736_n.jpg?oh=c0f6d7c70bf0cd1adc05fdb4b2e0b0e2&oe=5479FC34)

Shit outfit, epic raven.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 20 Aug 2014, 09:14
(http://i.imgur.com/zQnj3UC.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/eGS4Qng.jpg)


My sister challenged me, I have to do it by this weekend.


(http://i.imgur.com/4uiiYbB.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/vomA9Be.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Aug 2014, 13:49
What I want to know is, how did they get out there in the first place?!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Aug 2014, 14:27
By replacement bus-service.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 20 Aug 2014, 14:39
they seemed very exhausted so I am guessing they slid/slipped that far.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 20 Aug 2014, 14:58
(http://i.imgur.com/SJYEURl.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/oiQcepB.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Aug 2014, 15:46
Did Vin Diesel just call out Vladimir Putin?

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10405430_353623671455014_8965056991071588489_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10600524_971085699571820_5379480314339756780_n.jpg)

Gimme fin!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1604662_973402986006758_88341789325794262_n.jpg)

As one of the more serious alcoholics on this forum, I fully admit I can't top this.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10603445_973403196006737_3047598376974145956_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10609676_973676285979428_5440747604933628745_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10590492_975011272512596_6748233954566688830_n.png)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10620563_975211245825932_3448951800920452729_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10511086_975211405825916_1268763997687162908_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10395824_10202623735570347_7608029345571912962_n.jpg)
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Post by: cesium133 on 20 Aug 2014, 15:53

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10609676_973676285979428_5440747604933628745_n.jpg)
Sometimes they kill quickly (http://www.times-news.com/news/article_b4f3c268-28a0-11e4-99cf-001a4bcf887a.html). (I went to high school with that guy...)

Quote
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10590492_975011272512596_6748233954566688830_n.png)
20 miles per hour = 56000 furlongs per fortnight... a bit higher than I calculated... (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,28751.msg1258178.html#msg1258178)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Aug 2014, 19:03
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/4856f938bb59cafa847d4fc995a7a01f/tumblr_najvc1DnaK1rf29oko1_r1_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2350c78e754ef2870516274f3721f8fc/tumblr_najvc1DnaK1rf29oko2_r3_500.png)



Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 20 Aug 2014, 19:05
So...do they use their own Pokemon game? Also...World Championships? Really?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Aug 2014, 21:00
It's more of a world championship then the world series.

http://www.pokemon.com/us/play-pokemon/pokemon-events/pokemon-tournaments/world-championships/

And the PM world series is both cards and games.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 20 Aug 2014, 21:59
So...do they use their own Pokemon game? Also...World Championships? Really?
You would not believe some of the insane math that goes into proper training.
See, Pokémon have genetic values, which they inherit from their parents, up to a value of 31. That means they have 31 points more in a stat when at lvl 100. Considering stats go up to 300 or so, that's a lot.

Then there are also Effort Values, which further raise your stats depending on which Pokémon you beat (e.g. if you keep beating Chanseys, it raises your HP, I think.)

And of course the different items the Pokémon can carry, which influence their stats, moveset, or do something else entirely like hurt the enemy on a physical attack.

Then double fights add a whole new level of complexity. For example, you can have very strong attacks like Earthquake which hurt all Pokémon except those who have Flying type - because they are, duh, flying. So what you do is send out your Ground Pokémon and a Flying Pokémon and let them rock the enemy to pieces.

...excuse me, I only have a vague memory of the last five minutes. I geeked out again, haven't I? :D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Aug 2014, 22:36
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a2cd1efa76a379d8717264488c5b2755559905f2_m.jpg)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8s3fOwnd--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/glo1edulwv8j840xrzby.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 21 Aug 2014, 07:48
(http://i.imgur.com/6KGpaJj.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/uhNUrl5.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/T9n0cYz.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/0r3LGaZ.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/IHiLkeL.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/godGBv4.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Rx5iuGy.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/tcYbITF.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Aug 2014, 14:18
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8e3b7ce3ada54b2077ff73135362ea50/tumblr_na2limGyOS1tils2wo1_500.png)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/b6e6c5cc9e743baef5209b611ebe64f7/tumblr_na2limGyOS1tils2wo2_500.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/f44741120b0288574428259807091215/tumblr_na2limGyOS1tils2wo3_500.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/47dbbd1a8ddf9e95a7bd42b7fb99195d/tumblr_na2limGyOS1tils2wo4_500.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 21 Aug 2014, 15:18
(http://i.imgur.com/c1ohEsC.gif)
hahahahahaha good prank


the rhythm is gonna get ya!
(http://i.imgur.com/8yukVHT.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 21 Aug 2014, 15:31
(http://i.imgur.com/8jiWELk.gif)

Auto-awesome wife
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 21 Aug 2014, 17:05
How'd you know she's someone's wife?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 21 Aug 2014, 18:14
I'd hazard a guess and say that's his wife :P
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LTK on 22 Aug 2014, 01:49
Well that's hardly pointless.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 22 Aug 2014, 04:38
Pointless in this thread's definition has always also meant adorable, so it works.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 23 Aug 2014, 02:36
http://imgur.com/gallery/2TsMD
I love this wedding album!

(http://i.imgur.com/eJURp5E.jpg)
Allegedly the story is that the groom couldn't get time off work for the wedding photos, (apparently they work 24 hour duty shifts) so the studio came to his station instead. I fucking doubt that for a wide variety of reasons, but this wedding album is 100% KM approved regardless.

(http://i.imgur.com/w4uCoQ8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Uwe9INX.jpg)

"Why are we on this hill? I told you my mother is coming to visit"

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10624611_10152711500559715_6604336133511778861_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Aug 2014, 08:13
Who is this "KM" you've mentioned?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ankhtahr on 23 Aug 2014, 09:50
(https://i.imgur.com/OUoVvGY.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/Qurt7pK.gif)
 :-D

I especially loved the top comment:
Quote
☐ rekt ☐ not rekt ☑ star trekt
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 23 Aug 2014, 09:52
Is that chivas on ice?

 :-(


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Aug 2014, 11:07

Yes it is, Beo. But sacrifices have to be made, sometime, for the greater good.

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Aug 2014, 11:25
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/2b8bfa24156fdbbbfa7749a33a5d1f34/tumblr_nabrjajxzY1qhz74so1_1280.jpg)
Quote
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.

I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.

Perfect.


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/29c66b94a38c154fad1f7e2d72bae464/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po1_250.gif) (http://38.media.tumblr.com/c7159940f9280f611be5ba59d06ef951/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po2_250.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/3d223460482f6b2e0568f78d259cf7b3/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po5_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/e149315bfb2194d185a6accd9b641467/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po3_250.gif)
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/efba7f7e7348a574065f232a67d7605a/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po6_250.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/d28f8f979168ff0032391cd133e43619/tumblr_muc5usic8q1qaho1po4_250.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 23 Aug 2014, 11:46
I have no idea who any of those people are. (in the gifs, I mean)

Also yay, Red caught the chicken!
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Aug 2014, 16:01
The people from Pacific Rim. Charlie Day was worried he would have to get in shape too, but Guillermo told him, "Charlie my friend, they have these amazing donuts and beer near here. Go wild!"


Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Grognard on 23 Aug 2014, 20:35
LOL.
"you fucking missed!"
*whack!*
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Aug 2014, 09:14
(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/BJORK-TOP-OF-THE-POPS-1995.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 24 Aug 2014, 12:20
The people from Pacific Rim.
Just looked again and recognized Charlie Hunnam. Also I realized I had no idea what Guillermo del Toro looked like.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Aug 2014, 05:33
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/fac39aa8b67f37832fdc18b0230cbb136bfd9ba8_m.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Sorflakne on 25 Aug 2014, 06:13
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10410616_10103665350101045_537709313374008935_n.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Aug 2014, 09:00
http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/08/22/japan-unveils-adorable-mock-pizza-hut-run-entirely-by-cats/

Meanwhile...

this reminds me of this:

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Aug 2014, 14:46
(http://i.imgur.com/t8A0DOr.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/meXIny0.gif)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Aug 2014, 14:55
That guy falls down a lot.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 25 Aug 2014, 15:04
The future cat overloards have been developing a new world domination scheme.
(http://i.imgur.com/fRA3lqC.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 25 Aug 2014, 18:52
Linked because of industrial levels of swearing. Something something something Friend Zone. (http://imgur.com/GRKSv0P)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Aug 2014, 19:45
I'm highly amused that ZJ thinks that's industrial levels of swearing. I curse more in my fucking Christmas cards.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Aug 2014, 20:06
Yeah, it's really not that bad...I wouldn't put it here, though. Maybe put it in the sexism thread?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Aug 2014, 08:42
tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 26 Aug 2014, 09:18
(http://i.imgur.com/m0qbZQW.gif)

Quote
16 April, 2007. A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul.
(http://i.imgur.com/jfcvFVM.jpg)
that is just adorable.


(http://i.imgur.com/jRzfU4M.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/q0mcXm9.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Aug 2014, 13:37
Quote
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
(http://media.tumblr.com/f6762af368358a13cfced8b69bd605e1/tumblr_inline_namomlxP8q1s1103b.png)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6d2821a402b0d1b014068b01c3d5324a/tumblr_mlmx743xwB1rtgzofo1_400.jpg)
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you’re missing out


Quote
Quote
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 26 Aug 2014, 13:43
I will (probably not) conquer alternate history with this weapon:

(http://i60.tinypic.com/2hpr2pj.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 26 Aug 2014, 18:30
Superwholock? God damn it, does that mean I have to watch Supernatural? I've heard it's good but it's like what, two hundred plus episodes?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: judemorrigan on 26 Aug 2014, 19:28
(http://i.imgur.com/Y1gBHPz.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: cesium133 on 27 Aug 2014, 09:41
Buy a house, get a free cat (for two hours) (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28951981)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Aug 2014, 09:58
Meanwhile in Rule 63 land...

(http://1d4chan.org/images/a/a9/Bilbo63.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 27 Aug 2014, 13:03
(http://s.mlkshk.com/r/10BP5)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Aug 2014, 13:06
@GM, that picture doesn't work.

@I don't understand...I don't understand.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 27 Aug 2014, 13:16
(http://i.imgur.com/hyU8ohq.jpg?1)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Method of Madness on 27 Aug 2014, 13:19
That's an important image, but how people are using it bugs the shit out of me. They're using it in response to the ALS challenge, and while it would be good if the result was "oh, I'll donate it to something that needs it more", most people will see that and go "oh, instead of donating this to ALS, I won't donate to anything".
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Jimor on 27 Aug 2014, 18:29
Also, for the circles, it looks like the actual scale used to match the dollars/deaths is the diameter/radius, which VASTLY exaggerates the perception because what we see is the area of the circles, which is a function of the radius squared. So yeah, it was made very specifically to deceive.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 27 Aug 2014, 23:07
Darn, I was gonna comment on the radius thing.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 27 Aug 2014, 23:37
Also, for the circles, it looks like the actual scale used to match the dollars/deaths is the diameter/radius, which VASTLY exaggerates the perception because what we see is the area of the circles, which is a function of the radius squared. So yeah, it was made very specifically to deceive.

fair point, but i think it's probably more likely that the person who designed it just didn't know/care enough to take that into account.


revised version i just came across on reddit:

(http://i.imgur.com/M7FfhbC.png)
http://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/2er3zq/redesign_where_we_donate_vs_diseases_that_kill_us/
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Aug 2014, 01:32
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/8214f78d4fecec8cd99232404eb7f7eb0b065fe6_m.gif)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Snakes.gif)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shaker.jpg)

(http://deadfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Metal.jpg)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Aug 2014, 06:40
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/a32d8669263e4af48d50dacfc5885c06/tumblr_nax3txJNnU1sw6dc9o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: jwhouk on 28 Aug 2014, 06:50
It isn't, because this isn't India.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 28 Aug 2014, 07:38
Buzz Aldrin and Dave Grohl
(http://i.imgur.com/GREnTca.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: ZJGent on 28 Aug 2014, 07:41
It isn't, because this isn't India.

Not that I don't think it's a tired old joke derived from a tired old plot device (I do, because it is)
but I don't think this mike chap was intending racism, merely literary/cinematic allusion. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IndianBurialGround)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 28 Aug 2014, 07:49
(http://cdn.gagbay.com/2014/03/i_think_he_is_going_to_have_some_trouble_once_he_starts_school-437514.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 28 Aug 2014, 07:58
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that jwhouk was making a joke and wasn't really calling someone out as being racist but instead making a pun.

perhaps if he did this it would have become more obvious?
It isn't, because this isn't India.  :claireface:

 :-D


________________

(http://i.imgur.com/UMwSfdS.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/D1zYp7q.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4jdJFsR.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ziJJim7.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/pxz2lk2.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 Aug 2014, 09:31


(http://i.imgur.com/UMwSfdS.jpg)


I'm glad it's not supposed to get you a job, because it certainly fails at that.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Bq4D6
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 28 Aug 2014, 09:55
http://imgur.com/gallery/Bq4D6
hahahahahaha.  Man at first I was mad then was laughing at the end.  Good jerb!  :-D
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: nekowafer on 28 Aug 2014, 10:04
(http://i.imgur.com/8bZIv.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mditcelaxp1qlxbigo1_400.gif)

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100819195740/creepypasta/images/3/3f/1282244406422.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 28 Aug 2014, 11:17
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Welu on 28 Aug 2014, 14:37
(http://i.imgur.com/asE7Xth.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 28 Aug 2014, 14:56
The Badpiper is rather awesome. Finally a piper who doesn't blow! Oh wait...
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 Aug 2014, 15:10
http://www.textbookleague.org/103feyn.htm
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Aug 2014, 16:16
Buzz Aldrin and Dave Grohl
(http://i.imgur.com/GREnTca.jpg)

For a second I thought it was Charles Dance with Dave Grohl


(http://37.media.tumblr.com/aef22cca17f0995980d4cd6e6fd7e832/tumblr_naopycBcEh1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7265c1ce311bb716d1a6f5801ebd3f87/tumblr_naxp1pLYcC1qbw704o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: J on 28 Aug 2014, 18:17
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Detachable Felix on 29 Aug 2014, 00:11
Full gallery here: (http://imgur.com/gallery/rvMdD)
(http://i.imgur.com/gkqqqfF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pqTwXeO.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/aJeWEx2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8FLBoXd.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Aug 2014, 06:59
(http://i.imgur.com/hcmQdE9.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/XEvhHtd.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/cpNfwLY.jpg)
(http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/53876204.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/yI037ME.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/JVsGRrV.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 29 Aug 2014, 12:03
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr03/21/21/enhanced-18634-1400721383-1.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Aug 2014, 14:22
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8a68b41e117013aec3f8c1c6c57af258/tumblr_nazukhJsLc1ta83ebo2_1280.png)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/7579270df678727eb975b062c8e26f6c/tumblr_nazukhJsLc1ta83ebo3_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b94a5a297745972fbb4685b7156c3490/tumblr_nazukhJsLc1ta83ebo4_1280.jpg)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/9600f2dc584997dc10c4ca8f7bf3de6c/tumblr_nazukhJsLc1ta83ebo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Kugai on 29 Aug 2014, 14:43
0_o
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: LeeC on 29 Aug 2014, 14:59
(http://i.imgur.com/iU488Ad.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/BpMAirz.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/TyUFXek.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/SX7fYmd.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ugA5VrX.gif)

Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Loki on 29 Aug 2014, 15:32


(http://i.imgur.com/SX7fYmd.gif)
Man, I love Gravity Falls because of all the jokes that (hopefully) go way over the head of the children.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Akima on 29 Aug 2014, 15:51
On the animal hospital/chinese restaurant picture above, would it be as funny if it were, say, a NAACP (http://www.naacp.org/) office next to a KFC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC) restaurant?
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Aug 2014, 16:18
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/78a06a144bcb65e919ebc11b55c7afce/tumblr_n13klhiie41s36loao1_500.jpg)


(http://31.media.tumblr.com/d202560524521b489588157ad1a30491/tumblr_n8fbdosGL91qhxx0oo1_1280.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8583db743e4bda0d8542a880ac04de69/tumblr_n8fbdosGL91qhxx0oo2_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: hedgie on 29 Aug 2014, 16:21
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/29/russia-ukraine-war-asking
On the animal hospital/chinese restaurant picture above, would it be as funny if it were, say, a NAACP (http://www.naacp.org/) office next to a KFC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC) restaurant?
I'd say that they're about equally unfunny. 
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Aug 2014, 16:49
In strange stories from GM's life that's slightly related, one of the major cases the animal control department I worked for (please remember that in most of the U.S. Animal Control isn't JUST the dog catcher, but an actual Law Enforcement Unit who enforces county code for animal control, and leads investigations on animal abuse matters, such as puppy mills, dog fighting rings, and other related matters) handled was a local Chinese restaurant that had three hundred cats in the freezer and I can assure you that casual racism aside (which is it's own shitty issue) in real cases where a resteraunt is using meat that's considered unfit for human consumption in the United States, especially animals that are usually considered pets here, there isn't ANYTHING funny about it in the slightest. Just very, very sad.
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 29 Aug 2014, 23:56
And on a slightly lighter cat related note.

(http://cdn.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cat-reaction1.jpg)

Indoor Cat Reactions to Going Outside for the First Time (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/08/cat-reactions/#more-21737)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Aimless on 30 Aug 2014, 06:01
(http://diebenow.com/sites/default/files/Science-Versus-Engineering-Balancing-Forks-With-Penny-On-Glass-Rim.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Neko_Ali on 30 Aug 2014, 06:19
And that's why I'm an engineer, not a scientist. :)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: idontunderstand on 30 Aug 2014, 06:47
(http://i.imgur.com/y975h.png)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Aug 2014, 09:02
Quote
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/ff402854cb48403bb785667c47599afd/tumblr_nb0xy0MMc11rispjeo1_500.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/49516db8afc2735b57431a2194362f17/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto1_500.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/3756fa6db393c9679163ec62e8701196/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto2_500.gif)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/a5f2702757100f2d0a46cb9d36cb1637/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto3_500.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/63404c3fb01aaccc45c3be9c5c278c99/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto4_500.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/6b500af611365cab1a0b479789308f7d/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto5_500.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/bb7513479a5d29abaac575e83e4b476b/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto6_500.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a526cc1fce4d793fbb2d1a2c03f5099/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto7_500.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/3e984916c1cf32247591ef8f05da024e/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto8_500.gif)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/d556079eb838c1f2184bcdcaec0335f8/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto9_500.gif) (http://31.media.tumblr.com/9c4ef74e166dd0b16ed13c741ac887a5/tumblr_nb1nlwACUw1qzx3jto10_500.gif)
Title: Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
Post by: Pilchard123 on 30 Aug 2014, 09:31
...wut?
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Post by: Grognard on 30 Aug 2014, 09:44
I LIKE it!
It speaks the TRUTH on many levels.
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Aug 2014, 16:58
Yup.
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Aug 2014, 17:01
(http://i.imgur.com/y975h.png)

And just for putting that earworm in my brain (though I have to admit it's better than having had Panzerleid stuck in my head for the last two weeks)

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Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
Nope, Das Panzerleid back to your brain meats!

Panzer vor!


Bonus points: Identify the type and mark of tanks displayed in this vid by order of appearance. 

And of course because I have to present the otherside...


Товарищи! Зарядка! Для России-матушки и Октябрьской революции!


(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Aug 2014, 21:22
Hmmmmm

5 Panthers
2-3 Stugs or Hetzers (not sure which)
Tiger 1 (Kuromorimines Flag Tank)
Oorai's Mark iV Panzer and Flag Tank
Not sure what the other Kuromorimine TD's are
Maus - can't forget the Maus, nor the way Oorai took it out
Oorai's Porche Tiger I think

That's all I can think of at the moment.  Minds on other things at the moment, so I just did that off the top of my head.

Oh, and Pravda's tanks are a mix of T-34s and KV2's


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Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Aug 2014, 21:44
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Aug 2014, 21:50
Shows you my mind wasn't on it, I IDed the Koniegtigers as Panthers and missed the IS's in Pravda's squad.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Aug 2014, 22:19
There's only the one IS too lol
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Post by: Kugai on 30 Aug 2014, 22:22
 :P

Still find myself laughing at the improbable way they took out the Maus
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Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Aug 2014, 22:31
really is one of the only ways to kill the damn thing...
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 30 Aug 2014, 23:10
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e184/bossmonkie/hose_zpscac6033a.png)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Aug 2014, 07:37


(http://38.media.tumblr.com/4078c859a40867f472aa273e6c7f61ea/tumblr_n8oaioKc5j1r3gb3zo1_250.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/e8dc278adaea9b2e05ad503bee2cdb72/tumblr_n8oaioKc5j1r3gb3zo2_250.gif)
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Post by: pwhodges on 31 Aug 2014, 08:49
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Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Aug 2014, 09:08
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Post by: pwhodges on 31 Aug 2014, 11:47
Not a valid vimeo URL
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Post by: Kugai on 31 Aug 2014, 15:24
really is one of the only ways to kill the damn thing...

Oh come on, it doesn't need to be this complicated!

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Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Aug 2014, 16:33
Well I just mean in the sense of immobilizing it and attacking it's top armor. Even then, that's surprisingly difficult. That tank would have a lot of armor.
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Post by: Grognard on 31 Aug 2014, 18:28
obviously, GM likes his Sabaton.

and the bit about killing a MAUS?
hilarious.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 31 Aug 2014, 19:33
Sabaton was strangely enough some of the most fun I've ever had/witnessed at a festival earlier this summer
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Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Aug 2014, 22:13
GM loves his Sabaton.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10622814_10152735576100407_8083044053273622505_n.jpg?oh=1d907b044ef1f228bb61fbd50f73596e&oe=548109A9&__gda__=1417088982_63ac2fc5a5882b01aae41d4701920bd3)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13607_10152738768900407_3173922936244516583_n.jpg?oh=656a68a64e554ba84349bcccbddef7bf&oe=546CBBBB&__gda__=1415332998_50a20fad4bc4f37be797bac1b1ff8e87)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 01 Sep 2014, 15:36
Is that a race or a parade?
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 01 Sep 2014, 17:00
It's from the Disneyland Half Marathon this weekend. My friend ran it and saw him!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Sep 2014, 17:17
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/688a38abf1255db70e335e40d73e325a/tumblr_nb3bwe5n401qm6tzgo2_1280.png)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/92b003a4d52b6dc021dffe6c26ae1664/tumblr_nb3bwe5n401qm6tzgo1_1280.png)

(http://33.media.tumblr.com/76718dc917a4e56398917aba47af1a90/tumblr_nb3jssHhML1qdlh1io1_500.gif)

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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
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Post by: Kugai on 02 Sep 2014, 00:03
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Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Sep 2014, 13:51
(http://i.imgur.com/aQUHzgu.jpg)

Every device in the world that's connected to the internet (that will return a positive when pinged)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 02 Sep 2014, 13:55
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Sep 2014, 14:27
(http://i.imgur.com/vJgnAiU.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Sep 2014, 16:51
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.

There's more then three dots on Greenland, check the coast line, it's also a hot map.
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Sep 2014, 17:26
(https://i.imgur.com/P38ov69.gif)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 Sep 2014, 19:52
(http://i.imgur.com/AKof4wY.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Sep 2014, 20:01
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0ff8447658df9aad7de200127470cf4e/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo8_1280.jpg)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/3d9c25354023ba8390b2578e6ccc7df1/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo6_1280.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/27c5c8aea66c3f3e761fc2f158496d7d/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo7_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/8549c13f8ffd9b27a4d2871016cd39c0/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo9_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d164c1ee3c7b6c77cdaaa0baacf9f96e/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo4_1280.jpg)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/9d6837003ed80dd4b9c776add8666709/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo3_1280.jpg)
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/737f4c000819e91d62f0233c32db72aa/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo1_1280.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c8f628d9786530353a93365e20f82ab/tumblr_nasmu7OlW11ql9uxxo2_1280.jpg)
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Post by: LeeC on 02 Sep 2014, 22:22
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/1ce38e7c99cc6d7a9073626fa4c651b4/tumblr_n6f301rY9l1qiff99o1_250.jpg)

I know it perpetuates the whole "tech geeks are a babbling mess around women" stereotype but I thought it funny and adorable.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Beta+Techpriest.+Here+you+can+see+a+techpriest+of+the_22a883_5137150.png)

just a reminder to returning or new students.  Buy used not new if you can!
(https://i.imgur.com/RNhRaXZ.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZfNMkxx.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Sep 2014, 00:29

I know it perpetuates the whole "tech geeks are a babbling mess around women" stereotype but I thought it funny and adorable.
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Beta+Techpriest.+Here+you+can+see+a+techpriest+of+the_22a883_5137150.png)


In reality he'd be like "Ewww no machine parts? Grody."

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10516723_10152410187007054_829652385972081602_n.jpg?oh=2ac779f904fbd9e66f39d9c164ff514e&oe=546C2B27&__gda__=1416731511_2348787ff5beddca95955e6dfe6f10be)
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Post by: ev4n on 03 Sep 2014, 05:58
ok MoM I almost didn't read that but I'm so glad I did.
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Post by: Akima on 03 Sep 2014, 06:19
Each of the five different coloured regions on this map has a population equal to China's...
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/china/populationmap.jpg)
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Post by: ev4n on 03 Sep 2014, 06:21
It feels to me, from my limited experience and worldview, that the Windsor-Quebec corridor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_City%E2%80%93Windsor_Corridor) is a densely populated area.  In fact, it's over 1100km long, a couple of hundred kilometers wide, and contains 18 million people.

Which is less than a drop in the bucket.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 03 Sep 2014, 07:22
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.
It's also hard to believe that Japan isn't more brightly coloured
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Post by: jwhouk on 03 Sep 2014, 07:29
It feels to me, from my limited experience and worldview, that the Windsor-Quebec corridor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_City%E2%80%93Windsor_Corridor) is a densely populated area.  In fact, it's over 1100km long, a couple of hundred kilometers wide, and contains 18 million people.

Which is less than a drop in the bucket.

Yes, but that also happens to be over half the population of Canada.
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Post by: ev4n on 03 Sep 2014, 07:30
Yes, it is.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Sep 2014, 07:32
I find it hard to believe that there are only three devices in Greenland that will respond to a ping from wherever this map is based.
It's also hard to believe that Japan isn't more brightly coloured

Actually it's not when you look at it. Much of Japan is still rural, and the populations in those areas aren't usually super high tech, similar to a lot of the more rural parts of the United States, even in the cities a lot of internet access is achieved via cell phone, which this guy said his methodology wouldn't pick up. It's also worth considering that, despite Western perception, a lot of Japan is still extremely low tech compared to a lot of the Western world, this includes in it's corporate culture and industry.
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Post by: LeeC on 03 Sep 2014, 08:49
Each of the five different coloured regions on this map has a population equal to China's...
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/china/populationmap.jpg)

India has almost caught china.  :psyduck:
(http://i.imgur.com/LrUSMUs.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/2Rdnc3J.jpg)
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Post by: Method of Madness on 03 Sep 2014, 14:48
ok Method I almost didn't read that but I'm so glad I did.
You needn't worry, I had that same reaction when I first saw it :roll:
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Post by: Metope on 04 Sep 2014, 00:08
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/4.jpg)
FRIENDSHIP IS MADNESS
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Post by: Aimless on 04 Sep 2014, 02:27

Best action movie ever

I <3 mongooses
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Sep 2014, 04:17
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/College-Humor-Doctor-Chart-679x750.jpg)
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Post by: Akima on 04 Sep 2014, 05:57
India has almost caught china.  :psyduck:
And will almost certainly overtake it around 2028.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 04 Sep 2014, 06:30
I'd like to see Doc Martin and Doc Marten on that chart!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Sep 2014, 08:29
India has almost caught china.  :psyduck:
And will almost certainly overtake it around 2028.

China has about 30 years at most before they hit two significant population sea changes, the oldest population in the world, and a steep population decline. Reversing the one child policy now just isn't going to be enough to fix the damage. International politics wise that's both good and bad. It means that in the near future the Pacific will quiet down because no one's scared of a paper tiger that can only gum you to death, but it also means there's pressure on the Chinese to accomplish aggressive foreign policy (Senkaku Islands, anything to do with the independent nation of Taiwan, maybe snapping up Siberia if Putin doesn't watch his Easter borders too closely) needs to happen on an accelerated time table.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Sep 2014, 09:36
(http://i.imgur.com/kQTPQVs.jpg)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 04 Sep 2014, 11:26
Hah, I love it.
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Post by: Loki on 04 Sep 2014, 14:19
Okay, I suppose I am missing some vital political context?
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Post by: cesium133 on 04 Sep 2014, 14:22
It's a reference to the miners' strike in 1984 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_miners%27_strike_%281984%E2%80%9385%29).
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Post by: Loki on 04 Sep 2014, 14:26
Ah. Thanks.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Sep 2014, 15:51
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/9cd0b3fcc0a20755486baadae3d68bb8/tumblr_n9ayew6WDO1t620kgo2_r1_500.gif)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/0935c9e7426c5d1576c95838b44c6201/tumblr_n9ayew6WDO1t620kgo1_r1_500.gif)
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Post by: Akima on 04 Sep 2014, 16:01
maybe snapping up Siberia if Putin doesn't watch his Easter borders too closely) needs to happen on an accelerated time table.
LOL! Someone's been reading way too much Tom Clancy.

On the other two issues there's some potential for trouble, but I'd rate this one very, very improbable. Especially as long as Mr. Putin pisses off America and its allies, and needs *ahem* pragmatic Chinese buyers for his gas, oil etc. so badly. Why invade, when you can buy the good stuff at bargain prices? China and Russia are not really friends by any means, but they need one another in their mutual antagonism to American global hegemony, which is all that they really have in common.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Sep 2014, 16:18
Mhmmm. Long memories in both those countries, it wasn't long ago that there were DIVISION level tank engagements on the Sino-Soviet border.
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Post by: Aimless on 05 Sep 2014, 11:14
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Post by: Kugai on 05 Sep 2014, 15:29
Clever, very clever.
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Post by: Akima on 05 Sep 2014, 17:23
I've been mispronouncing IKEA for years, apparently.
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Post by: Metope on 05 Sep 2014, 17:25
Nah, that's just the Scandinavian way of pronouncing it. I say it like in the video when I speak Norwegian, but when I speak English I say 'aye-keya' like native English speakers.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Sep 2014, 07:14
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/488173112_qKof7-L-2.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Sep 2014, 09:10
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/85e65a843c018ab09da6de91e11b8a52/tumblr_nbg4f2nVDg1rl7geyo2_400.gif) (http://33.media.tumblr.com/0539b1e063a255e8bc1205d55ae4868c/tumblr_nbg4f2nVDg1rl7geyo1_400.gif)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Sep 2014, 09:56
....I now want NFL games to feature sword fights between teenage girls instead of... you know. Actual hand egg.

(http://terminallance.com/media/comics/2014-09-05-Strip_343_Anatomy_of_a_Veteran_web.gif)
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Post by: LeeC on 06 Sep 2014, 10:20
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 Sep 2014, 21:14
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10593007_10152667331576661_7472778761893001913_n.png?oh=5cdd98a2f8206f9e5151217404e4182f&oe=54980855)
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Post by: Akima on 07 Sep 2014, 15:42
The dog is secretly pissing in that boot, and thinking "You wear Uggs? Seriously?"

....I now want NFL games to feature sword fights between teenage girls instead of... you know. Actual hand egg.
I endorse this idea; women with swords make everything better (though you can keep the sword & sorcery gear; even Sandahl Bergmann had trouble bringing off that look), but why should teenagers have all the fun?
(http://www.brns.com/welles/picts/th27.jpg)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 07 Sep 2014, 18:01
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a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.


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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by S