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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2600 on: 29 Oct 2014, 20:29 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2601 on: 29 Oct 2014, 21:15 »
But I don't even.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2602 on: 29 Oct 2014, 21:41 »
This book. I can't even with this book.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2603 on: 29 Oct 2014, 22:43 »
How odd.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2604 on: 29 Oct 2014, 22:56 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2605 on: 30 Oct 2014, 02:45 »
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How's that news tho? Aren't wolf girls supposed to do that every now and again?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2606 on: 30 Oct 2014, 05:32 »










« Last Edit: 30 Oct 2014, 08:32 by BeoPuppy »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2607 on: 30 Oct 2014, 08:36 »
The snake looks like he's about to say "Is there something you need?". Maybe it's an NPC.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2608 on: 30 Oct 2014, 08:40 »
Snake:  "Do you mind, we're having a tea party!".  Then it promptly slams the door.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2609 on: 30 Oct 2014, 11:55 »
The video is amazing
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2610 on: 30 Oct 2014, 15:15 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2611 on: 30 Oct 2014, 15:21 »
Quote from: Blue Kitty on 30 Oct 2014, 11:55
The video is amazing
A blazing fire in an open fireplace creates a draught; who knew?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2612 on: 30 Oct 2014, 17:12 »
what moron left the screen off the fireplace?  was my thought.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2613 on: 30 Oct 2014, 17:40 »
And now, directed by Michael Bay:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2614 on: 31 Oct 2014, 07:14 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2615 on: 31 Oct 2014, 09:47 »
Quote from: Grognard on 30 Oct 2014, 17:12
what moron left the screen off the fireplace?  was my thought.

The guard can actually block a lot of heat so once the fire isn't spitting I'd take it off.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2616 on: 31 Oct 2014, 10:14 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2617 on: 01 Nov 2014, 07:52 »
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Anonymous said: Okay well, I seem to have a problem. Every 28 days or so, my son goes missing for the entire evening and doesn't show up until early in the morning. I think he actually leaves the house and is gone for the whole night until the crack of dawn, he comes back home, with his clothes all mangled up and smells strongly of wet dog. This has been happening about once every month, usually when there's a full moon. Should I be concerned?? I ask him about it but he refuses to talk to me :( I'm so worried

No need to worry.  Your son is what is commonly referred to as a Furry.  Furries are a community of people who dress up like animals.  I am part of a similar community called Planties - I dress up as a ficus!








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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2618 on: 01 Nov 2014, 16:52 »
Oh god, best one so far.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2619 on: 01 Nov 2014, 17:41 »
There is SJW, and then there is OMGYKM.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2620 on: 01 Nov 2014, 23:19 »
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Oh god, best one so far.
Yep!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2621 on: 02 Nov 2014, 16:12 »
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Oh god, best one so far.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2622 on: 02 Nov 2014, 16:17 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2623 on: 02 Nov 2014, 17:26 »
That hits pretty close home. Saw today on the desktop's history some weird shit about "lesbian grannies" that my dad had gone on and watched...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2624 on: 02 Nov 2014, 17:36 »
I'd leave him a note with "ctrl+shift+n" (assuming you guys are using Chrome).
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2625 on: 02 Nov 2014, 17:58 »
Pretty sure he wouldn't understand. He's kinda computer illiterate himself.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2626 on: 02 Nov 2014, 18:04 »
I mean, leave it on the keyboard. He'll press those buttons (at least if the note tells him to, and all at once with Chrome open).
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2627 on: 02 Nov 2014, 18:44 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2628 on: 02 Nov 2014, 19:14 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2629 on: 02 Nov 2014, 19:52 »










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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2630 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:03 »
The Bear, The Bear, The Neighbor Fair...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2631 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:16 »
Just give him the bear necessities.
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« Reply #2632 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:27 »
These puns are unbearable...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2633 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:30 »
It's a Kodiak moment
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2634 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:32 »
There are some who don't like bear puns. They are my polar opposites :clairedoge:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2635 on: 02 Nov 2014, 20:52 »
This is going to get grizzly if you can't keep these puns in check
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2636 on: 02 Nov 2014, 21:14 »
Quote from: Method of Madness on 02 Nov 2014, 20:32
There are some who don't like bear puns. They are my polar opposites :clairedoge:

I'm your opposite then, because I think bear puns panda to the lowest common denomiator...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2637 on: 02 Nov 2014, 21:56 »
Uh guys? The Whiteboard is over thataway...
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« Reply #2638 on: 02 Nov 2014, 22:55 »
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« Reply #2640 on: 03 Nov 2014, 11:03 »
If all 3 of these animes had a crossover, I would watch it.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2641 on: 03 Nov 2014, 12:05 »
Why is Gene running away from.. whatever is being shot at?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2642 on: 03 Nov 2014, 12:09 »
because caster shells are rare and expensive.
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« Reply #2643 on: 03 Nov 2014, 17:19 »
Or Gene knows to get when the getting's good.
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« Reply #2644 on: 03 Nov 2014, 18:17 »

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« Reply #2645 on: 03 Nov 2014, 19:17 »
I'm VERY tempted to make that my Christmas card this year.
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« Reply #2647 on: 04 Nov 2014, 08:19 »
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #2648 on: 04 Nov 2014, 08:25 »
That feels like a goal celebration on football (european). Chimpanzee (?) number 1 must have just annihilated the Puskas prize for this year.
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« Reply #2649 on: 04 Nov 2014, 09:14 »


(Fixed image - Method)
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