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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3002 on: 27 Nov 2014, 00:15 »


this kid has no fucking clue what is going on.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3003 on: 27 Nov 2014, 06:54 »

That's what he wants you to think!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3004 on: 27 Nov 2014, 06:58 »

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« Reply #3005 on: 27 Nov 2014, 11:35 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3006 on: 27 Nov 2014, 14:25 »

An interesting viewpoint on what's going on in Ferguson in particular, and the U.S. in general.


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3007 on: 28 Nov 2014, 08:50 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3009 on: 28 Nov 2014, 13:12 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3010 on: 28 Nov 2014, 14:18 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3011 on: 28 Nov 2014, 14:25 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3012 on: 28 Nov 2014, 15:34 »

Yeah, that sign is proper.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3013 on: 28 Nov 2014, 15:48 »

Is there a special meaning to the double "you"?

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3014 on: 28 Nov 2014, 15:57 »

No.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3015 on: 28 Nov 2014, 16:43 »

Yes. Proofreading is is often neglected.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3016 on: 28 Nov 2014, 16:51 »

I never stare at anyone's genitals when doing bathroom stuff anyway, super! I don't care what you identify with, just don't pee on the ground!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3017 on: 28 Nov 2014, 17:56 »

And learn to fucking flush, and clean any piss (or shit) off the fucking seat before you leave.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3018 on: 28 Nov 2014, 17:59 »

Who's poopin' on the seats!? They shouldn't belong in any bathroom!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3019 on: 28 Nov 2014, 18:43 »

No, they belong in a fucking zoo, but yet here some of them are going to the same college that I am.  And piss on the top of the seats in a men's toilet.  Obviously these unevolved beings don't know how to lift a seat.  Okay, granted, I don't like touching the seats that I haven't cleaned personally, but I know how to use the toe of my boot to put it up.  Gawds, it's not that hard.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3021 on: 28 Nov 2014, 19:11 »

People would flood our bathrooms. I lived on the floor that connected to the rest of building, so everyone had to go that way. Drunk people are dicks to bathroom.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3022 on: 28 Nov 2014, 19:21 »

No, they belong in a fucking zoo, but yet here some of them are going to the same college that I am.  And piss on the top of the seats in a men's toilet.  Obviously these unevolved beings don't know how to lift a seat.  Okay, granted, I don't like touching the seats that I haven't cleaned personally, but I know how to use the toe of my boot to put it up.  Gawds, it's not that hard.
Or just aim more carefully towards a smaller hole. It's not that hard.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3023 on: 28 Nov 2014, 19:44 »

I mean, we've only been peeing and pooping all our lives.
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« Reply #3024 on: 28 Nov 2014, 20:30 »

Or just aim more carefully towards a smaller hole. It's not that hard.
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« Reply #3025 on: 28 Nov 2014, 20:33 »

Oh, are we still doing phrasing?
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« Reply #3026 on: 28 Nov 2014, 21:10 »

What made you think that would ever stop?
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« Reply #3027 on: 28 Nov 2014, 21:13 »

No, he asks that in later seasons :roll:
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« Reply #3028 on: 28 Nov 2014, 22:31 »

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« Reply #3030 on: 29 Nov 2014, 06:16 »

People would flood our bathrooms. I lived on the floor that connected to the rest of building, so everyone had to go that way. Drunk people are dicks to bathroom.

The other day for the first time in my life I saw someone deliberately piss on the floor underneath the urinal. He stood there, started in the urinal, then just deliberately pointed down to the floor for a bit, then finished in the urinal. I have seen disregard for public toilets as long as I can remember but blithely assumed it was accidental mess making coupled with 'oh fuck it someone will clean it', not 'hey let's piss on the floor because LOL'.
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« Reply #3031 on: 29 Nov 2014, 10:02 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3032 on: 29 Nov 2014, 10:25 »

I thought I wouldn't see Doge in this thread. Much mislead w0w.
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« Reply #3033 on: 29 Nov 2014, 10:36 »

Why would you possibly think that? :wow:
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« Reply #3034 on: 29 Nov 2014, 12:36 »

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« Reply #3035 on: 29 Nov 2014, 13:01 »

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« Reply #3037 on: 29 Nov 2014, 14:14 »



So they got Michael Bay to do the new Jurassic Park movie, eh?
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« Reply #3038 on: 29 Nov 2014, 20:36 »

My brother posted a video on facebook but I have no idea how to share it here.  He went around the Shanghai campus dressed up as a Santa Clause Banana...
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« Reply #3039 on: 30 Nov 2014, 06:41 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3041 on: 30 Nov 2014, 08:39 »

People who squirt ketchup on shared fries are especially awful because then I can't have any. Also a kill date IS a good idea.
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« Reply #3042 on: 30 Nov 2014, 08:47 »

MUCH better than the "sell by" or "use by" dates we currently use, since no one seems to know the difference between them.
I think it would result in less meat getting thrown in the trash (in the long run).
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« Reply #3043 on: 30 Nov 2014, 09:35 »

Last I heard, 'use by X' means 'may be dangerous after X', 'best before X' means 'may be a bit dry/limp/stale after X', and 'sell by X' is marketing rubbish.
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« Reply #3045 on: 30 Nov 2014, 12:35 »

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« Reply #3046 on: 30 Nov 2014, 13:08 »



I believe I've said it before, but that's not how the minotaur happened. It was from the Queen of Kreta getting banged by a bull.
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« Reply #3047 on: 30 Nov 2014, 13:28 »

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« Reply #3048 on: 30 Nov 2014, 13:46 »



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« Reply #3049 on: 30 Nov 2014, 13:58 »

Vegans and vegetarians seem to be more disgusted by a kill date than the part of the label that says "BEST BEFORE DEATH".

That's right, when it comes to labeling food, vegans and vegetarians have no objection if you eat meat as long as the animal is still alive. What a bunch of sick fucks.

That or maybe they should get someone who reads meat packaging labels more frequently than they do to proof read their marketing material.



Also, while I like the idea of a kill date on it, the vast majority of meat eaters know little about the meat preparation process through the slaughterhouse and onward. What I would really like is to get a label telling me the name and location of the farm, what kind of stock the animal came from, what terrain it was raised in, the population density in housing, feed types and feeding regimen, slaughtering process, slaughter date, hanging time, storage methods, and jointing date.

Supermarkets tend to be a bit cagey about this sort of stuff which I why I'm glad I live close to a local, independent butcher who likes to be able to provide at least some of this information.

I have to admit that I once got a bit mardy with a vegetarian who tried to guilt me on the eating meat thing. They then freely admitted that they just tended to buy the cheapest stuff they could and by extension didn't really care about the provenance of their food and whether it's production included fair treatment of workers, ethical methods of horticulture and also dairy management. I was an asshole about it though to managed to lose at winning an argument.
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