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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3300 on: 12 Dec 2014, 02:45 »

I like how we gave that serious thought.

New idea, only one temperature: shitty
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3301 on: 12 Dec 2014, 03:27 »

I dunno, down here in Florida, it feels fantastic! It's 44F/7C right now, and the high today is supposed to be 64F/18C and sunny.

Friggin' gorgeous weather.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3302 on: 12 Dec 2014, 03:32 »

Screw the sun.  Oblig Michael Gira:


Sadly, his voice ain't what it used to be.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3303 on: 12 Dec 2014, 03:42 »




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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3304 on: 12 Dec 2014, 10:09 »


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He found doge in the thread and wasn't amused.


On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3305 on: 12 Dec 2014, 11:11 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3307 on: 12 Dec 2014, 13:07 »

On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.

Your assumption is immediately wrong with regards to me. I'm in Ireland, so lots of rain, and I've gone through a couple winters with no heating. I still prefer the cold to sun and heat.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3308 on: 12 Dec 2014, 13:17 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3309 on: 12 Dec 2014, 14:17 »

On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.

Your assumption is immediately wrong with regards to me. I'm in Ireland, so lots of rain, and I've gone through a couple winters with no heating. I still prefer the cold to sun and heat.

I'm in New England so the weather is just balls all the time... I wanna say that that's where about 80% of our assholery comes from. It basically goes from "fuck, it's cold" to "fuck, it's hot" with some sprinkling of "fuck, I don't even know".
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3310 on: 12 Dec 2014, 15:32 »


On other note, fuck all of you who don't like sun. I now automatically assume that you have heating at home and/or never lived somewhere where it rains more than it's sunny.
I've lived in Scotland, also lived in a part of San Francisco where we didn't see the sun for two months one summer (I was happy).  I never turn on the heat.  Just throw on extra layers of clothing, or in my bedroom, let my over-clocked desktop provide the heating.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3311 on: 12 Dec 2014, 16:11 »


That was my backup plan if I couldn't find solar powered Xmas lights.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3312 on: 12 Dec 2014, 16:33 »

You're the very first person I've heard of with such a love for the cold Welu. That can't be good for you.

Totally unrelated: I will cold stab the motherfucker who tries to remove my nordic covers in summer.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3313 on: 12 Dec 2014, 16:42 »

I've joked about it before but I am without a doubt the Worst Norwegian. I hate the cold with a passion and turn up the heat in September, start wearing my heavy winter coat before the temperatures hit freezing and basically stay inside as much as possible when it's not May - August.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3314 on: 12 Dec 2014, 16:54 »

We'd get along well Metope xD
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3316 on: 12 Dec 2014, 17:04 »

I've joked about it before but I am without a doubt the Worst Norwegian. I hate the cold with a passion and turn up the heat in September, start wearing my heavy winter coat before the temperatures hit freezing and basically stay inside as much as possible when it's not May - August.

You sound like a typical Norwegian-American in my area of Wisconsin. :lol: the village I live in is full of them, they're all bundled up, while I'm outside in t-shirt and jeans. :-D
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3317 on: 12 Dec 2014, 17:26 »

You're the very first person I've heard of with such a love for the cold Welu. That can't be good for you.

Totally unrelated: I will cold stab the motherfucker who tries to remove my nordic covers in summer.
I'm another cold-lover, though not to the point of a former cow-orker, who even when it was 5°C outside would be wearing just shorts and a t-shirt.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3318 on: 12 Dec 2014, 17:27 »

I also like the cold...to a certain extent. Not a fan of snow though.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3319 on: 12 Dec 2014, 17:38 »

I never liked cold, because getting tackled in cold weather is rather painful. Moreso than warm, I mean.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3320 on: 12 Dec 2014, 17:42 »

I used to like the cold, but living for 7 years in an area where the winters are mild has made me weak.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3321 on: 12 Dec 2014, 19:18 »

I'm another cold-lover, though not to the point of a former cow-orker

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3322 on: 12 Dec 2014, 20:31 »

I love the cold, but than again I'm built for the cold
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3323 on: 12 Dec 2014, 21:49 »

I used to be cold resilient. That went away after SERE. I'm very heat hardy though. Desert rats for life.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3325 on: 13 Dec 2014, 13:23 »

I have a friend who is a terrible person. He linked me this.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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« Reply #3327 on: 13 Dec 2014, 21:12 »

Ha, that's horrible. I love it.
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« Reply #3328 on: 14 Dec 2014, 02:47 »

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« Reply #3329 on: 14 Dec 2014, 03:10 »

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« Reply #3330 on: 14 Dec 2014, 04:11 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3331 on: 14 Dec 2014, 05:06 »


The anti-vaxx crowd should all be buggered by elephants.  They're all either sociopaths or idiots.  And if they don't want to vaccinate their crotch-fruit, they shouldn't be allowed into society.  If they want to be morons, they can form their own society outside of civilisation.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3332 on: 14 Dec 2014, 05:58 »

And 6 months later everyone in that new country dies of ebolaids.
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« Reply #3333 on: 14 Dec 2014, 06:44 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3334 on: 14 Dec 2014, 06:45 »

Please, that would give them too much dramatic credit.

It'd be chickenpox.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3337 on: 14 Dec 2014, 07:54 »

Genius.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3338 on: 14 Dec 2014, 07:56 »

Although for greater effect, the color watch should have used 100% of the gamut, I.e. 60 minutes equals FF, not 60.

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« Reply #3339 on: 14 Dec 2014, 09:28 »

It occurs to me that the song I posted upthread could be Masterpiece's theme, if his profile text is anything to go by.
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« Reply #3340 on: 14 Dec 2014, 09:42 »

My theme song is "I was born for this":

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« Reply #3341 on: 14 Dec 2014, 10:00 »

Although for greater effect, the color watch should have used 100% of the gamut, I.e. 60 minutes equals FF, not 60.
The best of both worlds would jump 10 per hour and 4 per minute/second. Sure, you'd only get EF (or a bit higher depending on where you start), but it'd be consistent while covering a wider range of colors.
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« Reply #3342 on: 14 Dec 2014, 10:45 »

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« Reply #3344 on: 14 Dec 2014, 17:10 »

I love that part at the end of the video

"37 - my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

"in a row?"

Anyway, Cinema Sins!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSOzeeoVQOY

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« Reply #3346 on: 14 Dec 2014, 17:46 »

Ugh. Why did you have to remind us that movie exists?
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« Reply #3347 on: 14 Dec 2014, 17:52 »

Because I'm a total dick. That's what my mom says anyway.
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« Reply #3348 on: 14 Dec 2014, 20:03 »

I don't watch Cinema Sins of movies I haven't seen usually, so I can't watch that 😛
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« Reply #3349 on: 14 Dec 2014, 20:09 »

So over the past year I have replayed the entire mass effect saga as Bro-Shep with my girlfriend.

Her reaction to mass effect 1:


Mass effect 2:


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and we just finished the game.  Her feelings on the ending (including all DLC)



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