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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3350 on: 14 Dec 2014, 20:11 »

I don't watch Cinema Sins of movies I haven't seen usually, so I can't watch that 😛

Are you suggesting that you may actually go see The Last Airbender? You're a little too masochistic, don't you think?

And I just wanna say: all the good people are white and all the bad people are Indian in that movie. Not again Hollywood! AHHHHHH



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« Reply #3351 on: 14 Dec 2014, 20:45 »

Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3353 on: 14 Dec 2014, 21:31 »

Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.
Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3354 on: 14 Dec 2014, 22:00 »

Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.
Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".

I prefer, "and then everyone died, the end"
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« Reply #3355 on: 14 Dec 2014, 22:55 »

Nah. As for ME, I never bothered with the third game.
Get it, play until you reach the Citadel (after the big battle for Earth), then quit and say "And they all lived happily ever after.".

I prefer, "and then everyone died, the end"
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3356 on: 15 Dec 2014, 01:14 »


If you haven't seen Interstellar yet you are doing yourself a grave disservice.

NDT liked it. http://screenrant.com/interstellar-movie-science-neil-degrasse-tyson/
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3357 on: 15 Dec 2014, 07:56 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3358 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:01 »

One thing that I have learnt from playing years of D&D is that you NEVER make self-replicating minions.  It always ends badly.  I just hope that the Terminator that comes from me looks like Summer Glau.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3359 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:10 »

Wait, we can choose our terminators? I want Veela for myself, pl0x.

In fact, she'd fill the role nicely.

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« Reply #3360 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:28 »

Youtube can make GIFs now!!!

As much as I like this feature, my excitement is tempered by the realisation that this opens the door to people posting EVEN MORE of those infuriating chains of subtitled GIFs of a dozen movie scenes or whatever. DON'T DO THAT.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3361 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:42 »

I could've used that a year or 2 ago, when in the middle of a Madden gameplay, the commentator just bursted like "I SAW DEM TITTAYS AND DEY WAS SO EXCELL-LLENT" randomly. He didn't even show a play or nothing, he was just like that and a flag being thrown.
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« Reply #3362 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:51 »

So I've only played like the first hour of Dragon Age:Origins but aparently some one made Nigel Thornberry in the new DA:Inquisition.
 

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« Reply #3363 on: 15 Dec 2014, 08:53 »



That's the only acceptable answer. Oh dear lord the perfection.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3364 on: 15 Dec 2014, 10:06 »







"An Elephant Got Caught on Security Camera Picking Up Trash and Putting it in a Garbage Can"


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« Reply #3366 on: 15 Dec 2014, 15:41 »





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« Reply #3367 on: 15 Dec 2014, 15:42 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3369 on: 15 Dec 2014, 16:18 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3370 on: 15 Dec 2014, 16:25 »

The water bottle slowly rolling away completes it.
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« Reply #3371 on: 15 Dec 2014, 19:35 »

Wow that is surprisingly motivational Socrates.


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« Reply #3372 on: 15 Dec 2014, 19:39 »

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« Reply #3375 on: 16 Dec 2014, 15:05 »

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« Reply #3376 on: 16 Dec 2014, 15:07 »

In a very dark way, it's both.
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« Reply #3377 on: 16 Dec 2014, 15:13 »

I just thought it was interesting to think about. It's definitely both though.
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« Reply #3378 on: 16 Dec 2014, 18:00 »



How to erase data on a CD permanently.
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« Reply #3379 on: 16 Dec 2014, 18:20 »

Microwave, I assume.  IIRC, a bucket of bleach will work just as well, although not as quickly.
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« Reply #3380 on: 16 Dec 2014, 19:30 »

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« Reply #3381 on: 16 Dec 2014, 19:50 »

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« Reply #3382 on: 16 Dec 2014, 20:42 »

Microwave, I assume.  IIRC, a bucket of bleach will work just as well, although not as quickly.

And not quite as fun to watch.


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« Reply #3384 on: 17 Dec 2014, 12:53 »

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« Reply #3385 on: 17 Dec 2014, 12:59 »

Patrick Rothfuss trying to kiss a llama was all sorts of awesome.
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« Reply #3387 on: 17 Dec 2014, 17:18 »

And now we know how the CIA tortures detainees. 
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« Reply #3388 on: 17 Dec 2014, 18:24 »

They alternate that with Badger Badger Badger. Then, they throw in some Miley Cyrus and Rebecca Black.
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« Reply #3389 on: 17 Dec 2014, 18:38 »

That's material for some Nuremberg-type trials here.  Actually, considering what politicals have been saying about the matter, I'd *love* to see McCain and Cheney fight to the death over the matter.  May the better reptoid win.
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« Reply #3390 on: 18 Dec 2014, 00:05 »

Llama, llama, llama, duck.
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« Reply #3391 on: 18 Dec 2014, 10:15 »

Well, that's 10 hours of my life I'll never get back.
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« Reply #3392 on: 18 Dec 2014, 11:32 »

You should get a medal for actually sitting through that whole thing.  :psyduck:
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« Reply #3394 on: 18 Dec 2014, 14:44 »

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« Reply #3395 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:30 »

He probably ate his license and registration
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« Reply #3396 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:38 »

Which, strangely, also has the same effect as eating at Taco Bell.
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« Reply #3397 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:41 »

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« Reply #3398 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:45 »

So does Florida know the rest of the country makes fun of them on a regular basis?
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« Reply #3399 on: 18 Dec 2014, 18:49 »

They don't get it as bad as New Jersey does.
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