Topic: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point (Read 584527 times)

explicit · « **Reply #3400 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 18:51 »

At least people in NJ don't eat each other's faces.

I think it's more like we make fun of NJ's culture and we make of Florida because of all the weird, crazy stuff that happens there seemingly all the time.

hedgie · « **Reply #3401 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 18:53 »

I've posted this before, but it bears repeating here:

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3402 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 18:56 »

Quote from: explicit on 18 Dec 2014, 18:51

At least people in NJ don't eat each other's faces.

We don't need to, we have disco fries.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3403 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 19:10 »

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Looking at the current state of the Assassin’s Creed franchise like

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Two Finnish students decided to build a slightly more hardcore gingerbread house. (source, in Finnish tho)

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #3404 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 19:23 »

Quote from: explicit on 18 Dec 2014, 18:45

So does Florida know the rest of the country makes fun of them on a regular basis?

I think they do, or at least Tim Dorsey does.

explicit · « **Reply #3405 on:** 18 Dec 2014, 23:42 »

Loki · « **Reply #3406 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 00:35 »

I am with the person second from the bottom, personally.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3407 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 00:40 »

Fuck Christmas in general.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3408 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 03:37 »

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 18 Dec 2014, 19:23

Quote from: explicit on 18 Dec 2014, 18:45
So does Florida know the rest of the country makes fun of them on a regular basis?
I think they do, or at least Tim Dorsey does.

I can confirm, as a Floridian, that we are indeed aware. The Fark tag is kind of a dead giveaway. It's all in good fun, like violent New Yorkers, or flaky Californians.

...or New Jersey in general.

pwhodges · « **Reply #3409 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 03:57 »

hedgie · « **Reply #3410 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 04:11 »

Could be worse. I've woken up because I was suffocating because a cat thought my face was the perfect place to sleep, cutting off the airways. I'd rather have to look into the arse of Sauron than endure that again.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #3411 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 04:35 »

My cat had a very complex "wake human up so he can feed me" system. First of, he would wail in front of my bedroom door. Oh, the wailing, it was horrible. "MOOOOOWWWWW, MOWWWWWWWWW", and so on. If I didn't bother with it, he'd run from one end of the hallway to the other and back again, with that stomping sound that only cats manage when they're angry. If the combined efforts of wailing and stomping didn't work, he'd open my bedroom door (a feat he learned very quickly) and wail next to my bed.

If all of these didn't work, he'd attack my feet.

hedgie · « **Reply #3412 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 05:04 »

If they ever develop thumbs, humanity will be doomed. Then again, maybe they just like having us as slaves.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3413 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 05:34 »

Quote from: Loki on 19 Dec 2014, 00:35

I am with the person second from the bottom, personally.

Dude, the person second from the bottom was claiming MRAs were legitimate activists. You sure you're with them?

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #3414 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 06:17 »

Masterpiece, it sounds like your cat would have gotten along very well with mine. She does something very similar but she'll do it any time of day. If we've ignored her and her bowl is empty* when we go to bed, she'll wake us up at 4am, chewing on whatever plastic she can find.

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pwhodges · « **Reply #3415 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 08:14 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #3416 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 09:49 »

Masterpiece · « **Reply #3417 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 11:19 »

The best hamburger I've eaten looks wrinkled and unassuming, but OH MY GOD THE ORGASMS IN MY MOUTH

Masterpiece · « **Reply #3418 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 13:09 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3419 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 14:14 »

http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2014/12/korra-series-finale-recap-gay-asami

Any one wanna watch Korra with me?

LeeC · « **Reply #3420 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 14:41 »

There is a legend of Korra thread you know

I've only seen season one so can't really comment on much other than I liked that season 1's plot is allusion to the Chinese revolutions and had an awesome villain.

explicit · « **Reply #3421 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 14:51 »

But how will I ever get with a fictional cartoon character if she's already got someone?

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #3422 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 17:16 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Dec 2014, 08:14

That burger on the left has had cosmetic work, I mean, just sooo fake. Probably tastes nasty.</jersey girl accent>

http://mentalfloss.com/article/30195/11-ways-advertisers-make-food-look-delicious

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4. CARDBOARD & TOOTHPICKS

Even if you could get past the taste of the leather shoe polish described above, a photography-ready hamburger would be unpleasant to deal with, as they are typically loaded with sheets of cardboard for support and toothpicks or pins that have been strategically placed to keep lettuce, onion, and the rest of the package in their specifically staged place.

(Did I just burger shame? I'm so sorry) $:-\$

hedgie · « **Reply #3423 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 18:42 »

Nah, food stylists do a lot of work. When I was doing a lighting assignment for a photography course, the bar owner was extremely careful to wipe the moisture off the drinks. Her husband was a pro photographer, and she knew a bit about styling food/drinks. Though I did drink that martini, there's no way in hell where I'd eat anything a food stylist touched.

explicit · « **Reply #3424 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 19:06 »

They also use glue instead of milk in cereal ads.

Aziraphale · « **Reply #3425 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 19:47 »

And gravel at the bottom of soup to make it look like it has more meat, veggies, etc., than it actually has. Oh, and mashed potatoes for ice cream.

explicit · « **Reply #3426 on:** 19 Dec 2014, 23:43 »

And a penis on the cover to The Little Mermaid. But that's a different thing I guess.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3427 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 06:31 »

Quote from: LeeC on 19 Dec 2014, 14:41

There is a legend of Korra thread you know

I've only seen season one so can't really comment on much other than I liked that season 1's plot is allusion to the Chinese revolutions and had an awesome villain.

Now that it's over you should watch the rest. Season 2 is not as good as season 1, but it sets the stage for seasons 3 and 4, which are way better than season 1

LeeC · « **Reply #3428 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 11:23 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3429 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 13:13 »

Loki · « **Reply #3430 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 13:46 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 19 Dec 2014, 14:14

http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/2014/12/korra-series-finale-recap-gay-asami

Any one wanna watch Korra with me?

I really hate how the URL seems to be a spoiler in itself. I was still gonna watch this, you know -.-
(I don't mean you personally, GM. I mean whoever wrote the article/the blog system).

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3431 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 13:53 »

Ooops. I probably could have direct linked it in a phrase...

explicit · « **Reply #3432 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 14:10 »

NO he meant you! /ban

Anyway, when my throat is sore I can sometimes make my uvula touch the roof of my mouth, it's a whole thing really.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3433 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 15:48 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3434 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 18:00 »

I'd watch it.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #3435 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 19:20 »

They already made that movie. The Revenge of the Sith.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3436 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 19:39 »

One of the Younglings named Annie faces off Ani Skywalker as he slaughters all her friends. "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE," Annie says before ripping his head off. Over the credits, she holds his head in her hands and sings "Tomorrow" to it. It wins 167 Academy Awards.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #3437 on:** 20 Dec 2014, 20:15 »

Akima · « **Reply #3438 on:** 21 Dec 2014, 01:15 »

Ever since I discovered that Lucy Liu's first acting role was as Alice in a stage adaption of Alice In Wonderland, I've had this image stuck in my head of her slaughtering her way through the story. Imagine the Mad Hatter's tea-party, with Alice treating the Hatter as O-Ren Ishii handles Boss Tanaka (Do I really need to say that this clip is NSFW?).

"Now if any of you sons of dormice got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!"

tick-tick tick-tick tick-tick...

"I didn't think so."

LeeC · « **Reply #3439 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 14:44 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3440 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 19:27 »

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I was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right

Kugai · « **Reply #3441 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 19:58 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3442 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 20:06 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 22 Dec 2014, 19:27

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I was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right

I like how I knew it'd be a Snowpiercer joke when I saw the first panel but forgot The Polar Express existed (and have never seen it) until I saw the explanation so I'm like "wait what was she thinking of".

Orkboy · « **Reply #3443 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 21:39 »

So, my brother just managed to break another chair. This makes two in the last three or four weeks.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #3444 on:** 22 Dec 2014, 22:03 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3445 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 00:32 »

Actually. That's a Diesel grade serpent.

http://imgur.com/a/Zd7Gu

This one's my favorite:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/ari-eastman/2014/12/9-constant-frustrations-only-girls-with-baby-faces-deal-with/

Jimor · « **Reply #3446 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 02:18 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 22 Dec 2014, 19:27

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I was looking up Snowpiercer stuff and this one site was like “based on your browsing history you may also like” and recommended The Polar Express
They’re basically the same right

Personally, I had the look of those children as I watched Polar Express the other night. God damn is that movie creepy as fuck on so many levels. (and how the hell does Firefox think that "movie" is misspelled???)

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3447 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 02:23 »

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/12/22/robotic-spider-dress-attacks-people-when-get-near-fast-video/

hedgie · « **Reply #3448 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 02:37 »

Quote from: Jimor on 23 Dec 2014, 02:18

Personally, I had the look of those children as I watched Polar Express the other night. God damn is that movie creepy as fuck on so many levels. (and how the hell does Firefox think that "movie" is misspelled???)

"Polar Express" is one of those films that is far too "Uncanny Valley" for me to endure. And FF is also saying that "movie" is misspelt for me as well.

LeeC · « **Reply #3449 on:** 23 Dec 2014, 05:24 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 23 Dec 2014, 00:32

This one's my favorite:

That's a fall out boy album cover too.

any-who:

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