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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3650 on: 09 Jan 2015, 21:04 »

Or bacon.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3651 on: 09 Jan 2015, 21:23 »

Or bacon chocolate
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3652 on: 09 Jan 2015, 21:26 »

Yum.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3653 on: 09 Jan 2015, 21:47 »

Bacon literally goes with everything. All things can be improved with bacon, including bacon.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3654 on: 09 Jan 2015, 21:52 »

You can even make candles out of bacon grease, it's majestic.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3655 on: 09 Jan 2015, 23:07 »

It's fat, so you can make soap out of it too.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3656 on: 10 Jan 2015, 05:22 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3657 on: 10 Jan 2015, 07:02 »

It'd be better if each neck had 12 strings.

Actually, no...then it'd be gross :claireface:
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3658 on: 10 Jan 2015, 07:04 »

I see Spinal Tap is at it again.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3659 on: 10 Jan 2015, 07:11 »

... Malmsteen, Vai ...
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3662 on: 10 Jan 2015, 21:05 »



After midnight on January 11, which means I am officially old.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3663 on: 11 Jan 2015, 12:37 »

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3664 on: 11 Jan 2015, 15:11 »

I made a new .gif avatar for another forum. I wonder if it'll work here?
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3665 on: 11 Jan 2015, 15:40 »

And now it does. The end of the Flutterage has come, now dawns naval gunfire support!
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3666 on: 11 Jan 2015, 18:39 »

Cue everyone on the forum going "Wait, who is that now?" at your posts for a while.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3667 on: 11 Jan 2015, 20:26 »

It involves high caliber weapons discharge, I'm sure everyone will put two and two together quickly.

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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3668 on: 11 Jan 2015, 20:31 »

Shit, you might catch up to me sooner than I thought.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3669 on: 11 Jan 2015, 21:47 »

Gaining on you like the bad guy in a horror movie on a teenager.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3670 on: 11 Jan 2015, 22:22 »



I saw that and immediately thought, "Okay, Rick Nielsen is NEVER going to be able to play that one in concert."
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« Reply #3671 on: 11 Jan 2015, 23:26 »

Nielsen announces new full body guitar playing method, full details in next month's Guitar World
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3672 on: 12 Jan 2015, 05:16 »

Gaining on you like the bad guy in a horror movie on a teenager.
Actually now that I think about it, I've been 2k higher for a while now, so it seems we're posting at similar rates.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3673 on: 12 Jan 2015, 06:34 »

So there's already talk of the Paul Emerson Travel Guide to Britain being published.
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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3674 on: 12 Jan 2015, 08:51 »


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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3676 on: 12 Jan 2015, 11:08 »

Here's my new avvy at full size so you can actually see what's going on.



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Re: This thread is non-euclidean, for it has no point
« Reply #3677 on: 12 Jan 2015, 12:21 »



It would be cool if there was a magic time machine somewhere in the elder scrolls and you could go back in time and meet the Dwemer..
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« Reply #3678 on: 12 Jan 2015, 12:36 »


It would be cool if there was a magic time machine somewhere in the elder scrolls and you could go back in time and meet the Dwemer..


Also the snow elves
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« Reply #3680 on: 12 Jan 2015, 14:04 »


It would be cool if there was a magic time machine somewhere in the elder scrolls and you could go back in time and meet the Dwemer..


Also the snow elves
Nah, screw those guys after the Night of Tears.



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« Reply #3681 on: 12 Jan 2015, 14:05 »

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« Reply #3682 on: 12 Jan 2015, 14:41 »

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« Reply #3683 on: 12 Jan 2015, 14:46 »

Well then,

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« Reply #3684 on: 12 Jan 2015, 20:07 »

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« Reply #3685 on: 12 Jan 2015, 21:06 »






Been wondering this myself recently...
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« Reply #3686 on: 13 Jan 2015, 04:08 »

Oh, tumblr.
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« Reply #3687 on: 13 Jan 2015, 04:58 »

What's with the depressing stuff in this thread? :(
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« Reply #3688 on: 13 Jan 2015, 04:59 »

Have some light-hearted prejudice, then...

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« Reply #3689 on: 13 Jan 2015, 05:50 »

Spoons are underrepresented in that comic, I'm offended.
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« Reply #3690 on: 13 Jan 2015, 06:19 »

How about sporks or knoons or knorks? Bi-erasure!
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« Reply #3691 on: 13 Jan 2015, 07:18 »

Those last two sound really dangerous
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« Reply #3692 on: 13 Jan 2015, 07:21 »

The image to go with this is glitter.  Just imagine it, and read on:

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
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« Reply #3693 on: 13 Jan 2015, 07:23 »

I love it, now if only I had more people that I hated.

Hey someone be a dick to me real quick and also post your address.
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« Reply #3694 on: 13 Jan 2015, 07:29 »

 

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« Reply #3695 on: 13 Jan 2015, 09:56 »


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« Reply #3696 on: 13 Jan 2015, 10:02 »

George looks about as happy to be there as I would be.
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« Reply #3697 on: 13 Jan 2015, 10:10 »

I'm honestly surprised bigger actors even bother showing up to the Golden Globe awards.
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« Reply #3699 on: 13 Jan 2015, 16:37 »

I'm pretty sure I posted that.  :-D
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