Topic: QC Captions Vol. 166 (Read 13179 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 11 May 2014, 14:41 »

Hey people. Here's whats up:

Enjoy

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #1 on:** 11 May 2014, 15:15 »

Jim: "And over here we have a piece titled 'frightened tomboy' in essentialist style by Samantha Baker."
Veronica: "Ah yes, I see. It's wonderful the way she captures the essence of the subject with so few lines!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 11 May 2014, 15:28 »

I figure the look on Sam's face is appropriate for the destruction of some childhood beliefs, so...

Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!
Veronica: I just got out of prison for murdering that asshole Santa! Nice to meet you.

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #3 on:** 11 May 2014, 19:49 »

JIM: Since you weren't responding to traditional discipline methods I had to hire an expert.
VV: "My name is Veronica, I spank people for a living. "

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 May 2014, 00:09 »

VV: My name is Veronica Reed. I like your father. Prepare for shy.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 May 2014, 02:12 »

WAYF · « **Reply #6 on:** 12 May 2014, 05:26 »

Jim: She spanks people!

Samantha: Forgive me for not shaking your hand!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 12 May 2014, 13:50 »

VV: this won't hurt a bit...

Tova · « **Reply #8 on:** 12 May 2014, 17:48 »

Jim: Veronica spanks people for a living. She really loves her work.
VV: It's a pleasure to meet you, Sam.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 May 2014, 02:08 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 11 May 2014, 15:28

Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!

Is he implying that VV is looking for subordinate Clauses?

Loki · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 May 2014, 02:23 »

*crowd erupts into cheers*

Border Reiver · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 May 2014, 02:32 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 13 May 2014, 02:08

Quote from: cesium133 on 11 May 2014, 15:28
Jim: Yes, Sam, this is Ms. Claus!
Is he implying that VV is looking for subordinate Clauses?

Not at all.

Nothing is implied, it's all pretty much out there.

Questions, comments, queries , problems, bitches, rude gestures and/or remarks

techkid · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 May 2014, 03:27 »

Jim: "Sam, say hello to Faye's Judo instructor, Veronica."
Veronica: "Don't worry. I promise I won't throw you across the room."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 May 2014, 15:46 »

NEW IMAGE:

yep

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 May 2014, 16:03 »

PEACH, PUGNACIOUS: "I dunno. This has lost appeal."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 May 2014, 16:10 »

FW{thought bubble}: I'll never forgive Gabby for plantain that idea in Emily's head.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 14 May 2014, 16:16 »

Banana: OW OW OW OW DAMMIT I hope she throws my peel on the ground so I can trip her

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 14 May 2014, 18:26 »

Faye: "Nothing personal, banana. It's just business."

DrBear · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 May 2014, 22:03 »

F: Stop Hammer Time. No, really, stop it.

cesium133 · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 May 2014, 22:05 »

Faye: All I have is a hammer, but whoever said every problem looks like a nail was full of shit.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 May 2014, 22:34 »

Pugnacious Peach: "It's for the best. Your banana had a long full life and it is a loving thing to give him a quick exit without suffering."

celticgeek · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 May 2014, 22:45 »

Pugnacious Peach: DAY O

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 May 2014, 02:17 »

EMILY: "Take the hammer. Leave the banana."

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 May 2014, 02:18 »

PP: "Orange."

Thrudd · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 May 2014, 07:52 »

PP: Badgers.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #25 on:** 15 May 2014, 11:53 »

Faye (thinking): If only somebody asked for a coconut smoothie for a change.

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 May 2014, 12:54 »

FATE: This is my hammer. There are many like it but this one is mine.

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 May 2014, 13:15 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 14 May 2014, 16:16

Banana: OW ...

Winner.

Akima · « **Reply #28 on:** 16 May 2014, 02:26 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 14 May 2014, 22:45

Pugnacious Peach: DAY O

Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #29 on:** 16 May 2014, 02:34 »

Faye: "It's just not the same since bananas stopped screaming."

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 May 2014, 02:45 »

Quote from: Akima on 16 May 2014, 02:26

Quote from: celticgeek on 14 May 2014, 22:45
Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"

I think we have a winner.

Alternatively:
"Come, mister Tally Man, tally me banana"

jmucchiello · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 May 2014, 09:54 »

Faye: *sings* If I had a hammer *says* Oh, wait. I do....

Storel · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 May 2014, 12:35 »

Quote from: Akima on 16 May 2014, 02:26

Quote from: celticgeek on 14 May 2014, 22:45
Pugnacious Peach: DAY O
Emily: "Day-ay-ay-oh!"
Faye: "Daylight come and we want Angus back ho-ome!"

Faye: It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot PUNCH!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 May 2014, 18:50 »

Loki · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 May 2014, 21:57 »

Quote from: jmucchiello on 16 May 2014, 09:54

Faye: *sings* If I had a hammer *says* Oh, wait. I do....

Faye: *sings* I wish I had a hammer... for a moment of love... I wish I had a hammer tonight.

Storel · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 May 2014, 13:54 »

Quote from: Loki on 16 May 2014, 21:57

Faye: *sings* I wish I had a hammer... for a moment of love... I wish I had a hammer tonight.

Hmm, you must be thinking of a different "If I had a hammer" song than I am. Those lyrics don't fit the melody of the Woody Guthrie tune that Peter, Paul & Mary (among others) made famous.

Loki · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 May 2014, 23:49 »

I was thinking of "I wish I had an angel" by Nightwish

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #37 on:** 18 May 2014, 01:02 »

"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a ~~box~~ banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"

EDIT: Missed a banana

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #38 on:** 18 May 2014, 01:46 »

Quote from: LJFelix on 18 May 2014, 01:02

"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a ~~box~~ banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"

You missed one banana.

F: Ba-na-na ba-na-nana
Ba-na-na ba-na-nana
Ba-na-na ba-na-nana

E: Potatooooooo
Potato-ooooo

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 May 2014, 01:51 »

Fixed! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE 'MODIFY' BUTTON

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #40 on:** 18 May 2014, 04:30 »

A banana? He's supposed to be dead!

Mlle Germain · « **Reply #41 on:** 18 May 2014, 04:49 »

Quote from: LJFelix on 18 May 2014, 01:02

"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a ~~box~~ banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"

I am very happy that I know where this is from.

One of my favourite childhood films.

Storel · « **Reply #42 on:** 19 May 2014, 02:09 »

Quote from: Mlle Germain on 18 May 2014, 04:49

Quote from: LJFelix on 18 May 2014, 01:02
"Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a ~~box~~ banana, and then I'll put that banana inside another banana, and then I'll mail that banana to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say!"

I am very happy that I know where this is from.
One of my favourite childhood films.

I don't. Someone want to hit me with a clue stick?

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #43 on:** 19 May 2014, 11:59 »

The Emperor's New Groove

Storel · « **Reply #44 on:** 20 May 2014, 10:27 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 19 May 2014, 11:59

The Emperor's New Groove

Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?

Thrudd · « **Reply #45 on:** 20 May 2014, 12:53 »

Quote from: Storel on 20 May 2014, 10:27

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 19 May 2014, 11:59
The Emperor's New Groove
Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?

There are only a few Disney Animated Films. Why just look over here ... O M G .. there are a lot more than I thought. Wait? That ones a Disney Film? But I thought Studio ... oh right, world distribution rights .... So the House of Mouse is going all Pokemon on the good films.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #46 on:** 20 May 2014, 13:46 »

Pokemon?

Also, Toy Story 4? Wat?

Storel · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 May 2014, 11:18 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 20 May 2014, 12:53

Quote from: Storel on 20 May 2014, 10:27
Quote from: Pilchard123 on 19 May 2014, 11:59
The Emperor's New Groove

Wow. How is there a Disney movie I've never even HEARD OF?

There are only a few Disney Animated Films. Why just look over here ... O M G .. there are a lot more than I thought. Wait? That ones a Disney Film? But I thought Studio ... oh right, world distribution rights .... So the House of Mouse is going all Pokemon on the good films.

Fixed the link for you. Hmm... looking at that list, I'd say a lot of those movies must have been direct-to-video. Especially the sequels: Cinderella II, 101 Dalmations II, and Lion King 1-1/2 (?)...

Was The Emperor's New Groove direct-to-video? That might explain why I never heard of it. Also, what's with that title? I'd expect a title like that on a movie from the 1960s or '70s, not 2000.

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 20 May 2014, 13:46

Also, Toy Story 4? Wat?

Disney did buy Pixar a few years ago. Or do you mean you didn't know there was a fourth Toy Story? Probably another direct-to-video.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #48 on:** 21 May 2014, 12:24 »

I didn't know there was a fourth. I thought the whole point of 3 was that it ended the (film) series.

Loki · « **Reply #49 on:** 21 May 2014, 14:17 »

Emperor's New Grove was definitely a cinema movie in Germany. (I remember it from my primary school days.)

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