I find the idea of a man who, when he gets drunk, gets loquacious as shit and turns into a grammar nazi, who types a comment on a forum board, triple checks it, edits it, adds self-aware comments like 'I say this *referring to a prior reference about being drunk* knowing I'm a stereotypical American celebrating a version of St. Patrick's Day completely unconnected to its roots in every way.' and then he talks about how it might not be clear that he is drunk but ooooooo, he totally iiiiiiiiiisssss, and nobody can TELL because THIS motherhugger's a spelling CHAMP!
Maybe you haven't guessed, but it's St. Paddy's day and I think I'm funny, and this just happened here.