So I tried to sleep like a normal person last night, but the old lady was splorfed all over the bed, along with the bigger dog. Tried the couch, no joy. Ended up playing the summers slowest night of cards, five hours at the table for less than 200.
Then I get home this morning and she tells me "I didn't even notice you left last night!", yeah, cuz you were busy imitating Ayers rock, in the center of the bed. rassafrassa.